Teaching the Next Generation To Blame Danzo: A Jounin Sensei Quest (A Naruto AU)

Team 3 Ascendance (Personal Actions)
Team 3 Ascendance (Personal Actions)

-[X] The First Part (Naruto's Trust Issues): You are looking at Naruto in his home. "May I come in?" Rolled:D100 => 100

You should have come sooner, but you were finally able to since Sasuke was the most immediate problem in terms of dealing with issues. You blamed Danzo for the terrible reputation that the Konoha Therapy service had.

Though then again, half the damn staff you truly thought were in ROOT, and they were trying their best to manipulate vulnerable Genin and Chunnin into their ranks, as a way to increase and bolster their ranks.

You had heard rumors that Danzo stopped kidnaping orphans into the ranks of ROOT… you were one of the last that fell into that category because since taking control of the Mental health sector, he seemed to have full damn control over who passed the minimum sanity requirement. And with many of the highest paying missions being set out by the Hokage, and they were outside the village… That meant that those ninjas who needed the income were stuck on menial duties that not only didn't pay well enough to support their families…

Well, it put a great deal of power into Danzo's hands… and he pushed them into ROOT.

Or at the very least supporting the operations of ROOT.

So many shinobi who quietly supported that bastard just because he had control over who could leave the village for missions.

But Naruto… was not someone you worried about too much. He was not as rambunctious or troublemaking as he was when he was in the academy, that much was certain because the great number of Pranks that could be traced back to Naruto had gone down significantly since he became a ninja under your tutelage.

But that didn't mean you didn't notice the stares he got or didn't hear the whispers that some of the shinobi and civilians that talked when they thought you were not listening.

All said something that was negative, to his status as a jinchuuriki. You knew he knew, Iruka's mission report was quite clear about what Mizuki said, and how the boy was clearly upset about it.

You wondered how it really affected him. He claimed that he was fine. You knew all about those types of claims. And how many of them were lies.

So you were at the front door of his apartment, looking at the fake seal, feeling it to see if Naruto changed it out for a real one. But alas he did not.

Honestly, you think the boy should do it. At least to prevent his apartment from being broken in.

The knock echoed through the apartment, and you looked around, before taking a deep breath, and pulling out the only peace offering you had, Ramen.

The Door opened and Naruto was in pajamas, looking like he was preparing to go to bed. "Huh, Sensei, what are you doing here?"

You took a breath. "May I come in, I wanted to talk to you. About something important."

Naruto wordlessly opened the door and you entered it. He had cleaned up a little since you last saw it.

You smiled at that, it was a sign of growth, you think. Or maybe he just believes you would be checking up on him. You entered his kitchen, and he sat at the table, defensively protecting himself from any news by guarding his emotions. He must think something is wrong.

"Naruto… what do you know about the Kyuubi?" You asked. That made Naruto raise an eyebrow, he might not have known the fox by that name. "Um, The Nine Tails."

That made Naruto give a small sigh. "I know I have a seal that keeps it inside, and that's why everyone hates me." He looked defeated at that.

That made you shake your head. "They don't hate you Naruto, they hate the fox that once destroyed the village…" You paused, thinking of the next words to say but Naruto shouted.

"Yet why did they hate me!? WHY DID EVERYONE HATE ME INSTEAD OF THE FOX!" He asked, tears beginning to fall from his face as he looked at you. "Sensei, all my life everyone in the village hated me, despised me, and called me names that I didn't understand. I could never get close to anyone else, and I never understood until a few weeks ago!" He curled up into a ball and just sat in the chair. "I thought they hated me… so I decided that I didn't care what they think, I decided to turn that attention they gave me into something that would make me feel better."

You leaned forward and then said. "May I." The words seemed empty, but you placed an arm around him. The boy seemed to accept it as if it was a comfort he didn't want to push away.

"Let me tell you a story of a boy who thought he was a monster, who was asked to do terrible things, and thought he didn't have a choice… and then someone showed him that he did."

You regaled him the story of yourself, hiding those small details to see if he was paying attention. You told him about your time in ROOT, where you were… broken. A tool for a man that did not see you as a person. To be expendable.

Then your friend Kakashi… Dog, saved you, by helping you back from the brink. Bringing you back into the light and helping you become human… helping you in ways you didn't understand till you grew older.

Kinda like Guy did for Kakashi. The two men… did not love each other in the way that others did. But they did care about each other. And saved each other in ways both never realized.

You think it was Guy's influence that helped Kakashi save you that day. The flame of youth showed in a way even Kakashi didn't know about.


When you ended, the boy hugged you. "The one thing I want you to take away from this Naruto… is that you don't need to be defined by the things others think of you. Others may hate you, maybe even fear you for the rest of your life. But never lose that kindness that you have within you… and your ability to smile at the world even when it wants to destroy you."

And you remembered a masked man who offered to help you those many years ago. You only hoped that you could do the same for this boy. "You can be the brightest light that will aspire to be. You are Naruto Uzumaki, Genin of Konoha, future Hokage of the Hidden Leaf. And my Student, whom I will guide to help complete his goal."

You never thought the boy would cry tears of joy. But he did.

Someone believed in him. Someone who wanted to help him, just like Iruka.

And that made all the difference.

Reward: You believe Naruto is going to be alright.

Naruto's Mental State Revealed: Very Bad.

Naruto's Mental state increases to Okay.

Naruto's Hokage Wannabe Trait updated:

Hokage Wannabe: He wishes to be Hokage… And he knows that he has at least two people in his corner to make it happen. (Naruto gains +20 to all rolls until he is level 5. Unlocked Special Training Path, The Hokage)
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-[X] The First Part (Yakumo's Beast): You looked at Yakumo. "Can I speak to Hanzo?" Rolled:D100 => 83

You and Yakumo were at the Kurama clan's teahouse because you wanted to speak to both of them. "Yakumo, may I speak to Hanzo?" You asked.

"Are you sure? He's still kinda… fussy about talking to people." She replied.

"I am. Because I want to help you as well," you stated. "Will you be able to hear me?"

"Yes." She replied. "I'm… afraid."

"Don't be. I'm here." You replied with a smile.

Yakumo nodded before she grimaced… and her eyes became shadows and Hanzo spoke. "Hello Yamato-Sensei. What is the purpose of this calling, I am-"

"I know that Yakumo is afraid of you. She can barely work with you in training. And that is enough to make me worry." you replied.

"I am not some beast to be controlled. I am alive just as Yakumo is." Hanzo replied. "I did not choose to be born to a weak-willed girl."

"That is not fair, and you know it." You replied. "She is stronger than you. Otherwise, why else would she join the ninja forces, especially when she knows she would have to be… cooperative with you."

"Because it was her dream," Hanzo replied, leaning back. "Because she would have someone else to protect her."

"What if she thought that someone was you? What if she got past her fear… and wished to truly make your partnership work, after all that you did?"

Hanzo seemed to pause as if he didn't realize what had truly happened. Nor did he seem to think about what Yakumo truly wanted. "She hasn't told me? She's always been afraid of me."

"Why don't you ask her what she truly thinks?" You asked. "Because you two will either fail separately or succeed together."

There was silence as Yakumo's eyes closed, and then minutes passed as if Yakumo was in a trance.

But you knew better than to wake her. She was speaking to Hanzo.

And then her eyes opened and she smiled. "I think We both came to an Agreement." They both spoke in Unison.

You smiled. "Good."

Reward: Yakumo has a trait update.

The Beast in Me (We're in this Together): She is part of the Kurama Clan, meaning she has a reality-warping Alter Ego that can bend reality to their will, with training, and trust. Gaining trust and training will allow her to control it, and assist greatly in changing the shape of battle (Every rank up of this trait will open up her creativity, and her Beasts ability to assist you, with weapons, armor, people, or even change the battlefield to whatever you need.)

Yakumo Now has a Special training Path Available at level 5: A Mirror of the World
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Training: As you are training the Genin, you can choose to do them all together, or train them separately.

The Write in is entirely on you to come up with an idea to train them.

How do you want to Train Naruto:
[]Write in

How do you want to Train Sasuke:
[]Write in

How do you want to Train Yakumo:
[]Write in

Missions: These are the missions ninja forces take to earn their paycheck. Your Genin are cleared for their first C-Rank.

(Must Choose 1)

[]The Dreaded First C-Rank: You may not have been cleared yet by Kujo... But you want to get these kids ready for when others may need them.

[]Walk the Dogs of the Izunuka: The Izunuka clan needs some extra dog walkers as the kennel master is sick. That's going to be easy, as those dogs are smart.

[]Catching the Demon Cat Tora: The most dangerous D-Rank in the village. That cat is utterly insane

[]Weeding Gardens: You honestly just think people are lazy, considering that the weeds are so easy to pick. Well, time to pick them, and make the gardens beautiful.

[]Gate Duty: The Second Easiest Job in Konoha that may put you in actual Danger. Most of the time the Gate duty is not the same as guard duty at the gate. This means that the kids will be treated to the joys and wonders of Paperwork. Are you cruel? Are you mad? No, but you think that things are going to be alright.

[]Helping the Hokage with Paperwork: Wait, he wouldn't use shadow Clones, but would bring in unsuspecting Genin to the Paperwork piles! Hiruzen you Bastard!

Personal Actions: What do you do?:
(Choose 2)

[]Go to Therapy: Dr. Kujo is surprised to see you again so soon.

[]Talk to your Fellow Jounin: It seems that Ayako has invited everyone from the meeting to her house to have some quality get-together time. It's been a while since that happened, and everyone appreciates her cooking. At least its ingredients are prepared for her.

[]Troll Danzo: Time to relish in the fact that Danzo cannot touch you at all, and you want to make sure that ROOT remembers that you are not a fucking member anymore. Freedom feels so sweet, doesn't it Danzo?

[]Getting the Team into Therapy: Dr. Kujo will be seeing this team, to get them mentally ready.

[]Celebrate: You now have a team of Genin. They deserve to have some fun.
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AN: Before you ask where the next parts of the Helping the Team...

You have to wait till after the first C-Rank.

Also, you may wonder why Sasuke doesn't have a special training trait.

Well, that's because you haven't earned it yet.

Also, Plan format, please!
 
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You think it was Guy's influence that helped Kakashi save you that day. The flame of youth showed in a way even Kakashi didn't know about.
When you ended, the boy hugged you. "The one thing I want you to take away from this Naruto… is that you don't need to be defined by the things others think of you. Others may hate you, maybe even fear you for the rest of your life. But never lose that kindness that you have within you… and your ability to smile at the world even when it wants to destroy you."
These paragraphs aren't quite separated properly.

You are Uzumaki Naruto, Genin of Konoha
Since when are we using eastern order for names in this Quest?

Naruto's Hokage Wannaba Trait updated:
"Wannabe"

Nor did he seem to think about what truly.
"about what truly" what?

"Why do you ask her what she truly thinks?"
"don't"

Missions: These are the missions ninja forces take to earn their paycheck. As you are teaching Fresh Genin, you are restricted to D-Ranks and they will join you.
[]The Dreaded First C-Rank
I'm seeing a contradiction here.
 
[X] Plan Highway to Hell
-[X] Naruto will begin tree walking exercises with Yakumo (or alone if she moves on to water walking). He will also continue his pranking training with Yakumo, and will join in monitored and limited nin-taijutsu sparring with Sasuke and Yakumo.
-[X] Sasuke, having completed basic water walking, will continue his training in medical jutsu. He will also begin monitored and limited nin-taijutsu spars with Naruto and Yakumo.
-[X] Yakumo will split her attention between three parts; tree walking (or water walking if she's already completed tree walking), more trap/genjutsu practice with Naruto, and monitored and limited nin(or gen)-taijutsu sparring with Naruto and Sasuke.
-[X] Catching the Demon Cat Tora: The most dangerous D-Rank in the village. That cat is utterly insane
-[X] Troll Danzo: Time to relish in the fact that Danzo cannot touch you at all, and you want to make sure that ROOT remembers that you are not a fucking member anymore. Freedom feels so sweet, doesn't it Danzo?
-[X] Celebrate: You now have a team of Genin. They deserve to have some fun.

Now that they've got their basic styling established, let's get a baseline for how well they fight. We'll have to keep an eye on them to make sure it doesn't get out of hand, but it shouldn't be too much trouble.

Also, it's about time we introduced them to the greatest cat in the village :p

I don't want to take a C-rank until they're level 5 - Legendarily cursed and all...
 
[X] Plan: Fuinjutsu Check and How to Dispell Genjutsu 101
-[X] How do you want to Train Naruto: A Fuinjutsu lesson taught to the whole team with the goal to be making a storage scroll (this is to see if anyone among the team would be exceptional at fuinjutsu and knowing how to make a storage scroll is useful for a professional theif like all ninjas. Special note to self: Inform the genin about the potential to profit from the ability to make storage scrolls at the start of the lesson for motivation purposes). Include the tree walking lesson, some taijutsu along with practise at dispelling genjutsu.
-[X] How do you want to Train Sasuke: Continue the medical lessons, throw in some taijutsu practise, and the tree walking exercise, but have Sasuke train with Yakumo where the objective for Sasuke is not to beat Yakumo, but to have Sasuke supply information on possible ways Yakumo could improve in taijutsu, such as diet, or in her form. Throw in some practise at dispelling genjutsu for Sasuke as well as the fuinjutsu lesson on making storage scrolls (useful for carrying medical supplies. Special note to self: Inform the genin about the potential to profit from the ability to make storage scrolls at the start of the lesson for motivation purposes).
-[X] How do you want to Train Yakumo: Taijutsu focus primary, the fuinjutsu lesson on making storage scrolls (Special note to self: Inform the genin about the potential to profit from the ability to make storage scrolls at the start of the lesson for motivation purposes), make sure she and Hanzo can perform Genjutsu dispelling. Throw in the tree walking exercise. Then have her at the end of the lesson put Sasuke and Naruto in a basic baby's first genjutsu for them to dispell, while also forwarning Yakumo that you will throw your own attempt in genjutsu at Yakumo for her to dispell, but make it as subtle as you can by targeting smell and hearing (loss of smell, and the additional cacophany of bird song every five minutes on the dot).
-[X]Gate Duty: The Second Easiest Job in Konoha that may put you in actual Danger. Most of the time the Gate duty is not the same as guard duty at the gate. This means that the kids will be treated to the joys and wonders of Paperwork. Are you cruel? Are you mad? No, but you think that things are going to be alright.
-[X]Talk to your Fellow Jounin: It seems that Ayako has invited everyone from the meeting to her house to have some quality get-together time. It's been a while since that happened, and everyone appreciates her cooking. At least its ingredients are prepared for her.
-[X]Celebrate: You now have a team of Genin. They deserve to have some fun.
 
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[X] Plan: Fuinjutsu Check and How to Dispell Genjutsu 101

We have seen that Naruto can make a convincing fake explosive tag, so we might as well see if Naruto (and co) have any talent for it.

Also @Marlin we can bribe the team that if they can make sealing scrolls well enough they might be able to sell them for pocket money.
 
A Yamato version of the Kakashi mask episode?
But what would they try to steal? He dosen't have much?

Or is he trying to steal Kakashi's mask for the funnies?
Try writing some of the Filler Episodes with Team Orphan?
If I may be so bold, I will give a small... Omake idea:

Sakura Haruno was going to do her best to become the Greatest medic ever. Problem, she wasn't on a team with Shiro Hyuuga, the best medic in town since Tsunade left.

So she has decided the best way to get him to take her as an apprentice... is to follow him everywhere to get him to accept.

Or failing that, figure out how to punch real well, and see if that impresses him.

Or for more comedy Purposes:

Kakashi is getting annoyed at his mother asking about him... she won't leave him alone.
 
[X] The hokage trusts us with his paperwork. What a sucker.
-[X] Naruto: Train him in forgery. He has shown talent for it
-[X] Sasuke: He has shown his interest for construction work. Teach him some construction jutsus. I recommend Bakusai Tenketsu
-[X] Yakumo/Hanzo: Teach them in awareness, by sending them to buy some stuff from the market and then sneak up on them with the dodge stick.
-[X]Helping the Hokage with Paperwork: Wait, he wouldn't use shadow Clones, but would bring in unsuspecting Genin to the Paperwork piles! Hiruzen you Bastard!
--[X] Let Naruto forge a request of a tax audit for Danzo and smuggle it into the paperwork
-[X] Go to Therapy: Dr. Kujo is surprised to see you again so soon.
-[X] Getting the Team into Therapy: Dr. Kujo will be seeing this team, to get them mentally ready.
 
They probable fall under the jurisdiction of the civilian daimyos tax office and not under the special ninja tax section of the anbu that was funded to keep the Kurama in check.
 
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They probable fall under the jurisdiction of the civilian daimyos tax office and not under the special ninja tax section of the anbu that was funded to keep the Kurama in check.
You think that there isn't a Kurama that isn't playing Scab to Hiruzen to get the family to pay taxes in return for not paying taxes? :V
 
The ultimate goal of any Jounin, defeat the ninja IRS. Even danzo can't do it but it his fault it got that bad.

Hell now the eye moon plan makes sence, madara wanted to avoid pay taxes.
 
Hell now the eye moon plan makes sence, madara wanted to avoid pay taxes.
Well, not exactly.

The Ninja IRS are the most powerful people in the whole village. And Hiruzen controls it... with, wait for it,

Danzo:
D100 => 100
Danzo.

Blame Danzo for the whole clusterfuck that will soon be coming our way with the Kurama.

I can't even be mad at this, I respect the hustle for Danzo trying to control everything as the shadow Hokage. Honestly, the fact Hiruzen hasn't purged his ass means something awesome.
 
Well, not exactly.

The Ninja IRS are the most powerful people in the whole village. And Hiruzen controls it... with, wait for it,

Danzo:
D100 => 100
Danzo.

Blame Danzo for the whole clusterfuck that will soon be coming our way with the Kurama.

I can't even be mad at this, I respect the hustle for Danzo trying to control everything as the shadow Hokage. Honestly, the fact Hiruzen hasn't purged his ass means something awesome.
Danzo is this quest's version of Umbridge isn't he.
 
So I want to say this to you all before things gettoo weird.

Next turn, or vote rather, you have to take the C-Rank. Hokage's orders.

But you will be getting a chance to choose your C-Rank mission.
 
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