=\\TACTICAL WAIFUS QUEST//=

[Zaealix]

I mean...Endgame is that SOMEONE is going to win the Major over. At best, we pick who does become the Waifu.

 

[Icipall]

Her thick thighs pressed against each other like she was trying to crush a watermelon.

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Or a head of a Scimitar operative.

[X] Nope

 

[Tiny_Dic]

[X[ NEGATIVE! LZ IS HOT, REPEAT LZ IS HOT! ALL JULIET ROMEO ELEMENTS WAVE OFF, RENDEZVOUS AT SECONADARY LZ!

 

[Portec]

[X] Nope
-[X] Do you need psycological reasoning (NCO training) why?

 

[Nicholas]

[x] Tell her "Nope" regarding her question if she's too old for you, for this. Wife the Riley,
-[x] Optional, surprise her with a kiss! Whether on the hand, check or lips! Surprise and reassure her that she isn't too old to be desirable!

 

[SisterJeanne]

[X]Nope

 

[theJMPer]

what do ya'll mean by "Nope"?

 

[bdun140]

what do ya'll mean by "Nope"?

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Query: Is Riley too old to be desirable?
Response: Negative.

 

[7734]

[X] Generally the expression for what you're feeling right now is "oh boy I want to mustang" and that's ok. It happens to everyone sometimes.

 

[TheManW/oAPlan]

[x] Nope.

 

[TYW]

[X] Hell no

 

[Tisaku]

I was literallydesigned for this.

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literally designed

getting more therepudic value

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therapeutic

 

[commando2341]

thereputic

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Ironically, you're looking for therapeutic.


[x] Tell her "Nope" regarding her question if she's too old for you, for this. Wife the Riley,
-[x] Optional, surprise her with a kiss! Whether on the hand, check or lips! Surprise and reassure her that she isn't too old to be desirable!

 

[theJMPer]

A reminder: Without context I reserve the right to twist your votes into whatever amuses me most~

 

[Martenzo]

[X] Cut off her doubts with a tactical "Nope".
-[X] (Optional) Add Nose boop attachment to tactical "Nope".

 

[Admiral_Corgi]

[x] Tell her "Nope" regarding her question if she's too old for you, for this. Wife the Riley,
-[x] Optional, surprise her with a kiss! Whether on the hand, check or lips! Surprise and reassure her that she isn't too old to be desirable!

 

[Nicholas]

Editing my vote to mimic Corgi's. Wife the Riley!

 

[Lady Darkhound]

[x] Tell her "Nope" regarding her question if she's too old for you, for this. Wife the Riley,
-[x] Optional, surprise her with a kiss! Whether on the hand, check or lips! Surprise and reassure her that she isn't too old to be desirable!

 

[surplusminion]

[x] Tell her "Nope" regarding her question if she's too old for you, for this. Wife the Riley,
-[x] Optional, surprise her with a kiss! Whether on the hand, check or lips! Surprise and reassure her that she isn't too old to be desirable!

 

[Abject Testament]

[x] Tell her "Nope" regarding her question if she's too old for you, for this. Wife the Riley,
-[x] Optional, surprise her with a kiss! Whether on the hand, check or lips! Surprise and reassure her that she isn't too old to be desirable!

 

[Strypgia]

Going into work. Will post amazing vote idea when it is end of day. Or something.

 

[Tiny_Dic]

"... I know I come off as silly and oblivious, but I have the same urges as anybody else. These primal, animal cravings have persisted long after [TACTICAL WAIFU QUEST]'s [HIATUS], and to this day I yearn for the next opportunity to take pleasure in the [PLAN STRYPGIA VOTE TRAIN].

Your [USER] doesn't just [VOTE], [theJMPer]. Your [USER] [VOTETRAINS]."

[x]Whatever Strypgia writes. No, really. What, he hasn't written anything yet? Well, shit

 

[theJMPer]

Well this complicates things... Updoot tonight!

 

[theJMPer]

...Or not. In the interests of not getting predator'd by an angry Mod, I'mma keep votes open for a bit more.

 

[Strypgia]

[X] "You're not too old. You are just right. And I'm not one of your girls. But you are one of mine. You can still sing to me, though."