=\\TACTICAL WAIFUS QUEST//=

So many Tactical Waifus...
It's almost like this is a quest where the MC is the husbando.

Oh wait, Does that mean we're almost playing the inversion of @Avalanche's quest which is the inversion of Sci-Fi harem antics (Complete with Florida no longer existing!)?

That being said, I do want to have us approach the newest challengers, but I'm not certain what the best method is. Maybe asking "Trying to figure out how many tiles there are on the ceiling?"
 
[X] Approach the two girls
- [X] "That was a nice throw. Name and rank, if you don't mind?"
 
People whining about the waste of the Ford, LCS and F-35 programs would flip over thenWarfighter Augmented Infantry Force Unit
 
[x] Pretend to die--
Nah.

[x] Smile and walk over to them
-[x] "Hey."
--[x] Introduce yourself and ask about themselves, what they do, and some background information. Interests?
---[x] Make a mental note to keep these two as far away as possible from exploding things. Unless you want something to die horribly in an amusing way.
----[x] Afterwards, meander around and find Riley? You did want to find out more about her-- I mean, her squad's training. How did that go anyway?
 
...Did we just find the loli of the company?

...I hope to god she's not a Tsundere. I mean, odds are that we're gonna have one of them in the Group, but still. Haughty loli is good though.
 
She's completely legal though, so if you want to smol smol cute cute option, you can go for her.
RILEYBESTGIRLFITEME
 
[x] Smile and walk over to them
-[x] "Hey."
--[x] Introduce yourself and ask about themselves, what they do, and some background information. Interests?
---[x] Make a mental note to keep these two as far away as possible from exploding things. Unless you want something to die horribly in an amusing way.
----[x] Afterwards, meander around and find Riley? You did want to find out more about her-- I mean, her squad's training. How did that go anyway?
 
^The shipping is strong with the above, I present an alternative

[x] Smile and walk over to them
-[x] "Hey."
--[x] Introduce yourself and ask about themselves, what they do, and some background information. Interests?
---[x] Make a mental note to keep these two as far away as possible from exploding things. Unless you want something to die horribly in an amusing way.
----[x] Check and see if you have met everyone, if not, go and find them.
-----[x] Lastly, time for paperwork and planning, find your new office and files, find out what assets you have, probable deployment options, review the girl's training schedules, profiles and Gentech's commentary/analysis of their planned and unplanned capabilities........Look into better locks.....
 
>look for better locks

I don't think there is a lock strong enough to keep the girls out if they're particularly determined. Or the lock could conveniently fail, or you could forget to lock the door because of the Steiner-Lynn-Chase Metaphysical Distortion Field...
 
>look for better locks

I don't think there is a lock strong enough to keep the girls out if they're particularly determined. Or the lock could conveniently fail, or you could forget to lock the door because of the Steiner-Lynn-Chase Metaphysical Distortion Field...
Hey, I'm not saying it will work. I'm just saying I don't see the good Major not trying for a few iterations before giving up in disgust.
 
[x] Smile and walk over to them
-[x] "Hey."
--[x] Introduce yourself and ask about themselves, what they do, and some background information. Interests?
---[x] Make a mental note to keep these two as far away as possible from exploding things. Unless you want something to die horribly in an amusing way.
----[x] Check and see if you have met everyone, if not, go and find them.
-----[x] Lastly, time for paperwork and planning, find your new office and files, find out what assets you have, probable deployment options, review the girl's training schedules, profiles and Gentech's commentary/analysis of their planned and unplanned capabilities........Look into better locks.....
 
[x] Smile and walk over to them
-[x] "Hey."
--[x] Introduce yourself and ask about themselves, what they do, and some background information. Interests?
---[x] Make a mental note to keep these two as far away as possible from exploding things. Unless you want something to die horribly in an amusing way.
----[x] Check and see if you have met everyone, if not, go and find them.
-----[x] Lastly, time for paperwork and planning, find your new office and files, find out what assets you have, probable deployment options, review the girl's training schedules, profiles and Gentech's commentary/analysis of their planned and unplanned capabilities........Look into better locks.....
 
...I'm the only one that want to punish those two? Really? It dosn't matter if it was something little, that was disrespectful to a superior officer, if we allow this to happen they're just gonna get bolder in the future. :confused:
 
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...I'm the only one that want to punish those two? Really? It dosn't matter if it was something little, that was disrespectful to a superior officer, if we allow this to happen they're just gonna get bolder in the future. :confused:
I agree. Being playful once they know us better is one thing, but "spitball the new CO" seems a bit out of line.
 
That's the thing, is just that we don't really have control over them if they don't want to follow our orders, what are we suppose to do? Physical punishment? (As in making them run or flex a lot) The can do anything we tell them and more, Mental punishment? (Tell them that they will never get far with that actitude) They know that they're good, very good, and above us, simple humans, hell, we can't even threat them with making them leave because we need them! I got nothing. :confused:
 
That's the thing, is just that we don't really have control over them if they don't want to follow our orders, what are we suppose to do? Physical punishment? (As in making them run or flex a lot) The can do anything we tell them and more, Mental punishment? (Tell them that they will never get far with that actitude) They know that they're good, very good, and above us, simple humans, hell, we can't even threat them with making them leave because we need them! I got nothing. :confused:

Simple solution man, you aren't thinking like a drill sergeant.

Have them peel potatoes, thousands of potatoes, till all they can smell, taste, feel and dream of.......... is potatoes. They will dread ever crossing you again.

Muhahahahahahaha!

(edit: but seriously: minor, repetitive shit jobs are excellent punishments for smarmy soldiers)
 
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Simple solution man, you aren't thinking like a drill sergeant.

Have them peel potatoes, thousands of potatoes, till all they can smell, taste, feel and dream of.......... is potatoes. They will dread ever crossing you again.

Muhahahahahahaha!
Let's do this.

[x] Astaroh-M

You're our only hope, our potato peeling hope.
 
Simple solution man, you aren't thinking like a drill sergeant.

Have them peel potatoes, thousands of potatoes, till all they can smell, taste, feel and dream of.......... is potatoes. They will dread ever crossing you again.

Muhahahahahahaha!
That's the thing, will they do it? If they say no, what should we do then?
 
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