Here goes:
"Serpent's Downfall!"
I saw it just as I went to throw my spear.
As Smaug bore down on me like a meteor built of scales and flashing teeth, jaws unhinging and erupting with the heaviest, darkest flames I've ever seen, a kind that pooled in his maw like malevolent napalm that seemed to sear even the air itself in his instinctive, haywire charge to prevent what was coming, I clocked the patch of missing scales on his left breast.
There it was, as bare as a snail out of its shell - a hollow spot just a little over and way from the point where his foreleg met the rest of his body.
An obvious, critical chink in his supposedly impenetrable armor, and to an archer, it was effectively the equivalent of a bright red gleaming bullseye on a scoreboard.
I didn't even have to think about it.
He roared something murderously - and
fearfully - at me that went ignored as I launched my spear towards it with all my might, letting it hurtle forward in a line he had no hope of avoiding as it trailed spectral light and put out enough magic that even an ordinary mortal would have been able to taste the stuff in the air before impact.
Everything seemed to slow down.
Smaug talked a big game and threatened an even bigger one, but I saw the exact instant that the fear in his eyes leveled up into genuine and total terror, the way his flames tried to lick at the spear ineffectually, and how his bulk tried to rear away to avoid it - maybe even to protect that one vulnerable spot if he knew it was there at all.
It didn't save him.
"No!"
All he managed to do in his desperate attempt to survive was have the spear miss the patch by a little under a foot, and in the end?
It struck the scales there and, backed by the conceptual weight of a dragon-slaying myth and all the divine power I could use to empower it, punched right through anyway and lanced deep into the flesh within.
What happened next was...
""▅▅▅▂▅▂▄▅▃▃▄!"
Beyond words.
One spell, one spear, and a breath - then we passed through the threshold of the absurd and right into hell with a hop and a handbasket.
Smaug's charges and roars of fury had been one thing, but his death throes?
Boom!
Nothing short of cataclysmic.
The titanic dragon jerked back convulsively and let rip a sound that shock-waved through the air, slamming into me with physical force and driving me back just as he quite literally lit up like a star, scales and wing membranes going almost translucent as the fiery mess erupting inside of him began to seep out - like a shaded lamp with a too bright bulb, only the bulb was also a stick of dynamite on the verge of exploding right in my face.
It wasn't just his flames going berserk either, but the light and divinity I'd poured into him too, and the unholy - or maybe
especially holy - combination built up as he thrashed and flailed, claws cleaving through stone like rows of hot knives through butter, tail thrashing and shaking the cavern with every ridiculous blow it landed against the wall, and wings buffeting the rapidly-heating air until it felt like even the breath in my lungs was on the verge of bursting into flames and burning me from the inside out, just like he was.
Then it got worse.
""▅▅▅▂▅▂▄▅▃▃▄!"
The pressure skyrocketed through the roof and up and out towards the stratosphere as Smuag roared - or screamed, or did
something so awful I'd never forget it in my life ever again - and for a second, it was as if the whole world was dissolving into this furious inferno ready to leap out and incinerate us, the mountain and everything else for good measure.
I plastered myself at a higher perch and as far away as I could get from the nightmarish meltdown, and suddenly Sairaorg was there too, rocketing over the dying dragon so fast he nearly crashed through the stalactites around me before he pulled out of his flight to press against my side.
We didn't have to talk, not that we could have right then.
His eyes met mine, and he nodded fiercely as he flared his Touki outwards as far as he could push it, while I wrapped what was left of my divine power out over it and together, we put a hundred and fifty thousand percent of our collective effort into not dying horribly as Smaug's glow hit it's final peak and burned brightly enough that it still felt like we were about to catch on fire through the shield.
We might have been screaming through the sheer adrenaline as we pushed back against it - I honestly can't remember.
And then, in that stupidly abrupt way that that'd been happening more and more at the weirdest times over the past few months, it was suddenly
over.
One second the giant murder lizard was getting force-fed an ungodly heaping of what had to have been extremely well-deserved karma in one go, and the next the light show stuttered, spluttered, and winked right out of existence.
For a split-second, Smaug-
Wait, no.
Not Smaug.
His
corpse seemed to stay suspended a few meters above the ground as we caught sight of it, trapped in the instant he'd leaped up in some frenzied attempt to escape the agony that was ripping him apart, his wings splayed out, neck extended up to the cavern roof and eyes left as sallow, lightless pits the color of chalk.
The rest of his body seemed strangely unharmed, save for the spot where my spear had pierced through him - that still glowed faintly, a single dot of color blinking and pulsing in his chest oddly even though the job was already done.
Sairorg and I blinked, holding our breaths - And then time kicked back in with a vengeance, and hundreds of tons of draconic dead-weight tumbled back down to the floor with this terrible, groaning crack that had it shattering under him and belching up a wave of clogging dust and debris like a blown water-hydrant.
And that was that.
"..." "..."
Slowly, carefully, we floated down from our corner on the cavern roof, panting hard and drenched in sweat as we very gingerly got closer and closer.
We didn't have to - I felt it when Smaug died, and I'm plenty sure Sairaorg did too, but after all that we were so keyed up that you could probably
hear our blood pressure from across the room.
Despite that, and even with all the dust in the air and the heat from the patches of red-hot and outright molten rock scattered all over the place - and I'm not even going to talk about the stench of dragon, because dear
dad was that nasty - there was an extra edge from before that just wasn't there anymore.
Smaug's presence and that heavy, slithering malice he'd been putting out dissipated the moment he croaked - or at least dispersed enough that whatever after-affects and bits of it sticking around after the fact were a walk in the park compared to the real deal.
And speaking of the real deal-
"Ugh."
Our feet finally touched the ground, and a sudden bout of dizziness hit me like a truck. I'd have toppled over if Sairaorg hadn't seen it coming and thrown my hand across his shoulders to prop me up.
"Are you okay?"
"Fine." I palmed my face with my free hand and tried "Just... took a lot out of near the end."
It was just a second of disorientation - I'd never used that much power in one go, and the moment I stopped floating on that rush it was like my whole system glitched and had to load back up again.
"You?"
"Never better."
Sure.
Because I was obviously just imagining the exhausted, heaving breaths, the copious sweating and the way his free hand kept clenching and unclenching as he tried to shake off phantom pains.
"Lying is a sin you know."
Said the demigod to the devil.
He gave me a look so flat for that one it was basically 2D, and I snorted.
"I heard it as soon as I said it."
"Moron."
"Idiot."
"Numbnuts"
"Muscle brain."
"Glowstick."
"Loudmouth."
"Really? Coming from you?"
Fair
"Well, I would know, wouldn't I?"
"Yeah, know how to get us both killed, Mr. Run-my-mouth in front of a
dragon!"
"Hey, at least I didn't start kissing up to him, you spoiled noble brat!"
"Former noble brat! And I was playing dumb to buy time!"
"What, was being yourself that hard?"
He raised his fist and waved it threateningly.
"Not as hard as I'm going to deck you!"
"Bring it-!" I started to say, matching his grin tit for tat, before my eyes flickered back and the smile flickered out just as fast.
Sairaorg tracked the movement and ended up staring just like I was.
"...Wow."
"Yeah." The enormity of what we just did came back to me just as quickly as I'd pushed it away. "...Sairaorg, we fought a dragon.... we
killed a dragon."
"... Yeah, I guess we did."
This was
huge.
In the supernatural side of the world, dragon-slaying was a Big Deal, in capital letters.
Absolutely nuts, even - like scaling Mount Everest, or winning the Superbowl three times in a row.
Sure, it could mean more or less depending on what kind of dragon it was and how strong they were, and I had no idea where Smaug would have fit into the hierarchy way back home, but with how new we both were at this it was still an insane feat that we managed to pull off.
And by the skin of our teeth, too.
If I hadn't had that spell ready, and the power to fuel it...
I swallowed dryly as I thought about it, glancing over at Smaug's cooling corpse and feeling a little jolt as I realized just how massive he was again - big enough to flatten my old home like a Lego model or blast it into smithereens with one whip of his tail.
If I'd messed up even a little, we'd have been in
trouble.
A lot of things ran through my mind after that, most of them distant as I stared at the dragon some more.
But one came first before all the others.
"...Huh. Hey, Sai?"
"Hmm?"
"Chiron is going to
eviscerate us when he finds out about this, isn't he?"
"...Yep."
No ifs or buts about it.
We both nodded, before slowly turning to meet each other's eyes.
"..."
"..."
"Hrrnk." "Snnkt."
Then we staggered and snorted, fell back against the nearest wall with our arms over each other's shoulders, and immediately began to
howl with laughter.
And if it sounded borderline hysterical, well, no one was around to judge.
...
A good while later, when we were done losing our minds a little, - and I was already smiling at how quickly I could feel myself regenerating my magic, even if I was running on near empty right that second - we finally clambered back up to our feet and started figuring out what to do.
First, though, I tried casting a nifty spell of recall Chiron had taught me to collect any arrows that were scattered close by. I was only looking for just the one - the second shot I'd taken at Smaug had bounced off, and the arrow had been one of the few celestial bronze ones I had left.
Nothing.
I grimaced even though it made sense - It'd fallen into ground zero with all the fire and the carnage, so the shaft was dust in the air and the bronze was probably a little dollop of molten slag mixed in with the rock.
Probably for the best that I didn't have that flying towards me, now that I thought about it.
Then I tried calling for my spear, and that's when things got weird.
Look, I wasn't expecting it to work.
After all, I'd sent the damned thing into what I was, like, ninety percent sure was Smaug's
heart, so even though it stung like nobody's business I was ready to write it off as a loss.
I held out my hand and tried recalling it on a whim, just for the sake of trying, and then my head snapped over to the mountain that was Smaug's body as I felt something twitch on the other end of the connection.
A resonance, like the spell had latched onto something and was tugging at it insistently after it refused to give the first time.
The heck?
Sairoarg frowned as he saw my brows furrow in concentration.
"What's wrong?"
I waved him off, distracted by the sensations I kept getting as I poured more magic into the spell and reached for
oh what the hell is that!?
I yelped, drew back my hand and tackled the squawking Sairaorg down just as a vaguely familiar streak of light lanced out of Smaug's chest, rocketing straight up with a sharp air-cutting whistle before it curved right back down again and striking into the spot where we'd been standing with a sound of sharp metal sinking into stone.
I grunted as I turned around, and...
And...
My jaw dropped.
"No way," Sairaorg whispered as he got back to his feet, and he was right to. "What happened to it?"
The it was obviously my spear, and the answer to that was
who the flip knows?
It looked the same, but that was in shape only - the light ashwood had changed and darkened into a shade like red-brown rust, and I could swear it was getting darker by the second as small, long-winding streaks of molten color that reminded me of
veins of all things stretched around it and seemed to seep deeper into the wood the longer I stared at it.
The spearhead had changed too, the sharp, brass-like shine of the orichalcum shifting into something that was closer to red-gold and getting darker just as quickly as the wood, and the entire spear was covered in a hazy aura that flickered in shades of red, orange, and dull gold.
"I don't know."
But it radiated danger and I could tell that touching it right now was a bad idea, so I wracked my brain for an explanation even as we backed away from it.
Thinking it through now... what had I done, exactly?
It was already a subtly magical spear, and I'd empowered it with a divine dragon-slaying spell before turning right around and using it to kill an evil dragon with a single blow straight to the heart.
...
Symbolism like that had a lot of meaning in the magical side of things, and meaning could usually be translated to power and effects.
My eyes shifted back to the spear, looking over it carefully.
Sometimes
permanent effects.
...
I needed to talk to Chiron about this - probably after he was done tearing us a whole new dimension for this stunt.
"Just leave it where it is for now." I hesitated. "Let it cool off, I guess."
"Great." He gave it another look himself before shrugging "Now what?"
Good question.
...
So - what do two conquering heroes do after they've just drawn a ridiculously massive dragon out of his lair and ganked the enormous jerk?
Well, obviously, they start looting! We had lessons on it and everything!
No, seriously.
See, it goes like this - heroes killing monsters is a regular old thing in just about every mythology ever, and in those stories, the odds were always good that the monster with a deadline before death-by-hero was going to have some kind of treasure going for it.
Sometimes it was its own, and sometimes it was stolen or left behind by its victims, or something else like that.
The point was that it was there, and the hero who did all the work got to call dibs on a whole bunch of nice and shiny things as a reward.
Except it wasn't always that easy.
If the hero was a soldier or a slave (that happened too) or answered to any kind of higher power, like a lord or a king or even a god who'd put them up to it, they had about as much claim to it as any regular Joe off the street.
If they were contracted or hired to kill a monster by somebody else, chances were it'd be the contractor who had the rights to whatever it was that was left behind, and the hero would have to settle for what they agreed to be paid with beforehand.
It's when they were neither and were in it for the fun of it, or just happened to be swinging by when they took care of business that things got a little blurry.
Say you killed a monster that'd been terrorizing a village for a few years now and stealing away all of its valuables left and right - technically, all that stuff belonged to you now.
The villagers wouldn't have a strong claim to it anymore, not after losing it in the first place, and it's not like they could force the issue when they couldn't even square up against the monster
you had to kill to get it back.
Only, glory and honor and all that jazz had their place too, and nobody really wanted to be known as that one jerk who heroically killed this or that monster only to make off with the people's treasure and leave them all to rot.
I mean, you technically
could, but your reputation would take a hit and you'd come out of it looking like a total dipstick.
On the flip side, by returning some of the treasure you ended up smelling like sunshine and roses, and you
still got first pick of all the goodies
If you were really lucky, you could get enough treasure anyway that you'd probably be pretty loaded one way or the other when everything was said and done.
Smaug's hoard had been stolen from an entire kingdom of dwarves, mountain and all, which meant a lot of it had to stay, but since we had first-pick, and there was so much there...
I stared at the oceans and oceans of economy-threatening treasure in the cavern where the dragon had slept and let myself laugh a little incredulously.
"We're freaking
rich."
"No, you're rich now." Sairaorg grinned and nudged me with his elbow, but even he was staring around like he couldn't tell up from down or anywhere else at all. "I'm just rich-
er, peasant."
He wasn't wrong, actually.
When Sairaorg got booted out of his Bael heirship, he lost out on a pretty ridiculous amount of money and power down in the Underworld, and pretty much anywhere the devils had free reign.
Luckily, because his mom was just as smart as his dad was a scumbag, he still had the inheritance
she left for him, which came with a bunch of perks like a whole estate and a manor back home, servants to take care of it and enough money that he probably never even had to ask for prices when paying for stuff unless he really cut loose.
Devil nobles were excessive like that.
Still, though...
"Jerk."
He yelped and flailed as I shoved into a pile of gold the size of a small car before leaping up and chasing me around the chamber until we called a truce.
By then, I'd seen so many things I was tempted to hurry up and pocket that my fingers were starting to twitch like a kleptomaniac.
Some were just plain cooler than others - I saw a set of brilliant golden harps off to one side, strung with strings that glinted silver in the light that had me reaching and the fingers of one hand down the column while my other tested out a few the way only a total beginner could.
The way they quivered and the tinkling notes they hit made me smile.
I'd never used a harp before, but my dad did, and it was kind of a big thing with him too.
Something to think about for later.
For now, though...
"There's no way we can sort this out ourselves," I said, and Sairaorg was already nodding along with me before I'd even finished. "We should-"
"Get Chiron? I figured." He titled his head off to the side, gesturing to the hallway we'd just crawled through. "We kind of need his help with the dragon too."
"Wha?- oh" I blinked as it hit me. "Right."
Dragon parts were valuable magical ingredients - you could use them in everything from tool-making to alchemy, and the older and more powerful, the better.
The corpse of a dragon like Smaug was worth way more than its weight in gold to the people who knew how to use it.
It was kind of morbid when you really thought about it, but it's not like Smaug was going to be complaining anytime soon, and even if he could I'd tell the the reptile from hell to go pound sand.
Serves him right for pulling everything that he did and then topping it off by trying to eat us.
"Yeah, we probably do need to bring Chiron back here."
Because there was no way I'd ever be able to take Smaug back with us when we tried - we'd all die trying, and the gold was also a no-go.
Frankly, if I could get us over to Chiron and back without ending up with another splitting headache that made me regret all of my life choices up to now, I'd consider it a win.
We could worry about the other stuff later.
"But weren't we supposed to visit your family first?"
I winced.
Right. That.
"We're already late."
Katie was probably already up by now, and Alex too, so I was in for it no matter when I got back at this point.
A few more hours wouldn't change that anymore.
"Might as well get the important things out the way first now that we're on it."
It'd leave me more time to visit later, without having to rush.
He shrugged.
"If you're sure."
Great.
Now all we had to do was wait for me to store up enough magic again, and we were out of here.
First things first though...
We walked back to the spot where I'd left my spear. By now the lights had faded away and the dark colors had settled in, but I wasn't fooled by that.
It was still thrumming with power and letting more of the stuff waft off of it, even if it seemed different now.
Calmer.
Sai and I exchanged another look, and I sighed.
"Here goes nothing."
I gingerly reached for the thing with a careful stretch of my hand, half expecting it to burst into flames the second my fingertips brushed against the wood.
But it didn't.
Instead, I started as it momentarily flashed when I got a good grip on it, almost jolting in my hand as I pulled it free from the ground and hefted it up before it dimmed and went quiet again.
Sairaorg stared at me expectantly as I moved it left and right, switching it from hand to hand and comfortably twirled it in my grip. I even ran it through a few drills, thrusting and jabbing experimentally and listening to the way the air seemed to faintly shriek around the blade every time.
"So?"
"I don't know. It feels alright."
Actually, it felt better than that - strong and steady, right even.
A bit strange too, but it wasn't exploding in my grip after all that, so I wasn't going to look a gift horse in the mouth.
I also very deliberately didn't push any more magic forward and... I don't know, do
something with it, because at this point, it was better safe than sorry.
"Feels a little... sharp to me," Sairoarg muttered, eyes narrowing before he shrugged again. "But maybe Chiron will say for sure. Are you ready?
"Looks like it." I agreed, and slung it into the strap over my back before rolling my neck a little. "Let's head back to Esgaroth and get Courage."
I'd left my little buddy back in the town to have a little run-around, so who knows what he was up to right now?
...
In the end, we managed to make it about ten steps out the path we came, enjoying the real sunlight and the fresh air of the mountainside before we got interrupted again.
Honestly, I'm just happy we got that much - or at least I was, before I heard the low, steady voice ring out behind us.
"Greetings"
Both of us whirled on the spot, knees already bent and ready to break out in either direction at a twitch before we zeroed in on the source.
Perched on the handle of the axe held in one of the dwarven soldier statues guarding either side of the Lonely Mountain's gate was a single, solitary black raven, glancing down at us with dark and beady eyes.
"I am Roäc," The raven's head rose a little as his wings puffed out, like he was standing to attention. His beak shifted as he spoke, mannerisms inhuman but nothing as
wrong Smaug's had been, or at all for that matter.."Chief of the last great flocks of Ravenhill. Allies to the Line of Thrór I of Erebor, King Of Durin's Folk, whose descendants remains the true heirs to this mountain and the kingdom within."
"..."
"..."
"I'm Daniel Winchester." I pointed to the side. "This is Sairaorg Bael."
"Greetings." Sai raised his hand in a wave that was only a little awkward and parroted back the raven's words, and if the bird was disappointed by the lackluster responses, it didn't show it.
Though to be fair, I'm not sure I would been able to tell anyway.
"Well met."
Just the fact that I didn't even flinch at the sight of a genuine talking bird should say a lot about the kind of life I'm leading these days.
"Can we help you?"
I was still ready for him to transform into a twenty-foot-tall monstrosity with teeth for eyeballs and try and pounce on us, but he only hopped back a little as a gentle breeze brushed past us all, ruffling his feathers in its wake.
"You have slayed the dragon."
It wasn't a question.
"Yes," Sairaorg answered for us, lips pursing a little as he raised a brow. "How did you know?"
"The Calamity's death cry was carried by the winds and echoed in the hollow of the mountain, of which my kin dwell close. The truth of its fall reached me within moments, and already the depths of its taint lift from the land."
"...Great. Is that a problem?"
Chief Roäc didn't miss a beat.
"As far from it as the sun from the moon. I congratulate you on your great victory and thank you for your noble work." His inflection didn't change and his voice didn't rise or drop, but the words that poured out of him rang with truth despite that. "The day the dragon descended from the sky was black with tragedy for Men, Dwarves and Ravens alike. The burning of Dale and breaking of Erebor preceded the destruction of many of my kin's homes, and of those that were not lost in the fires that took many of our great trees, more fled from fear or grief or both."
I... didn't know what to say to that.
Seriously, what was I supposed to say to that?
"...I'm sorry for your loss."
I felt a little lame saying it, and even Sairaorg winced, but I think that was more in quiet sympathy than it was at how inadequate the words felt off the tip of my tongue.
On the bright side, now I felt even less guilty about having Smaug skinned for parts - maybe somebody would turn his scales into a pair of oven mitts.
That seemed fair to me.
"Justice has been meted, and vengeance reaped. That must suffice for olden scars. In time, songs will be sung of this day just as they were of the one that came before. You have my respect and gratitude for such." Roäc wings fluttered, and I think he may have given us the raven equivalent of a slow nod as his head bobbed. "Duty now bids me to ask - do you seek to linger within Erebor?"
Sai and I blinked at the question.
"No."
"We're leaving." I said, before shrugging and adding, "We might come back soon, but I don't think we'll be sticking around long even then."
Just enough to take our share of that treasure, but I didn't feel like bringing that up here and now.
Roäc croaked, as if in thought - or maybe he was just clearing his throat.
"Word has reached me in months past of the heir to the throne of Thror and his kin setting out on a journey with the aid of the Grey Wanderer, having secured a means to gain entry into Erebor. I had expected and thought to welcome him and his on Durin's day, but now I fly north for the Iron Hills and their lord, Dáin Ironfoot." Roäc moved, and I realized he was readying himself to leap up into the air. "I go to spread the word of the death of the foul drake, to recall the people of the mountain from when so I came, and now to spread further the word of your valiance on this fateful day, as will my kin. This is my solemn oath to you."
Most of those titles meant nothing to us, but they seemed important and I think I got the gist of it anyway.
Looks like we were about to be famous around these parts.
"Thank you."
This time, there was no mistaking the little bow he gave us.
"Til next we meet, know that you are honored friends of the Chief and flocks of Ravenhill."
Without another word, the kingly raven beat down and took off from his perch, quickly catching the winds and veering off across the mountainside.
Sairaorg and I just stood there, watching him disappear in the distance for a long, quiet minute.
"Huh. That happened."
"It did, didn't it?"
"Our lives are
weird."
"Ain't that the truth."
Let's just get out of here before things get any weirder, shall we?
...
When we got back to Estaroth, there was a whole kind of jittery, spiraling nervous tension in the air, and there were far more people crowding outside their homes and pacing the makeshift streets then there were before, and it looked like half of them were trying to fit into either what passed for their Townsquare in front of the largest building of them all, or trying to push each other out of the way as they head non too slowly for the docks.
The whole place had the energy of a colony of ants scattering after some kindergartner kicked over their hill, complete with so much angry yelling I'd be amazed if any of them could even hear themselves speak.
Sairaorg and I just frowned and looked on as we hopped from rooftop to rooftop, heading toward the spot where I could sense Courage was, and while a whole bunch of people saw us as we moved above them, none of them paid us so much as a second glance.
It didn't take a genius to take a guess at what it was that had them all so riled up, but there wasn't anything we could do about it right now.
"There." Sai pointed, and we leaped off the roof and dropped down in front of my dog, and a familiar face tucked away in a quiet little corner on the outskirts of town.
Courage, the fearsome hellhound descending from myth and legend, had his head draped in Alford's lap, tongue out and tail wagging as the old man laughed and rubbed his back and whatever parts of his belly he could reach without leaning over his chair too much.
Then he caught our scent, and he perked up and came bounding over even as the old man's eyes lit up.
"Lads!" He laughed again, hand rising to press against his chest."Stars, I'd feared the worst!
"Hello, Alford." I like this old man. Anyone who treated my dog right was good in my book until they screwed up. "Courage hasn't been bothering you, has he?"
Courage looked up at me and huffed.
Who, me?
"Blast the thought." Alford waved the words off as I crouched down to ruffle up Courage's fur a little. "That dog's better company than my own brother and sweeter than elvish honey besides."
I blinked.
Elvish...?
...
You know what?
More questions for later.
"Guess you had fun, huh?" I snorted and leaned back to avoid the enthusiastic slobber he was about to cover me, but I didn't have to. His nose got a little too close and he jerked back, stiffening a little as he looked at-
Ah.
My spear was slung over my back and it was probably sending him all kinds of bad signs.
"Don't worry about it. I'll explain it later." I leaned down to whisper to him, scratching under his chin for good measure. "We fought a dragon while you were here getting ear scritches. You got all the luck between us, didn't you?"
The look he gave me for that was something in between 'I regret nothing' and 'You fought a dragon? Dude, what is
wrong with you?'
I had no good answers for that.
"Where's Hilda?" Sairaorg asked Alford as the old man adjusted his blanket. "Down over in town?"
"Aye. They're all up in arms and making a mess of things." He nodded. "A few of the fishermen who were out on the lake came back a little ways ago. Swore up and down on their kins souls that they heard a foul sound coming from the mountain, and enough folk agreed that they've stirred up a good and proper panic."
He settled in against his chair as he leaned back a little.
"Now, these old ears of mine aren't what they used to be, but half of Esgaroth is convinced the dragon I told you about has woken and means to fall on them from above. That's why Hilda dragged me out here and away from the noise, bless that girl's heart." He looked at us and smiled wryly. "You didn't hear it as well, did you?
"..."
"No, we didn't."
"What sound?"
Alford chuckled as we tried to look innocent and clueless.
"Aye, I thought as much. There's no dragons to be had here and now. Certainly none so slow, I would think." He shook his head comfortably. "If that old monster were awake and coming here, it'd have arrived long before the fools stopped arguing down there and left whatever poor souls escaped it choked in ash and ruin."
That... was true.
"Sounds about right."
And from the way Sairaorg looked at me, real quick and eyes very wide, he was also realising just how badly things could gone if we hadn't been able to deal with Smaug in the mountain.
Yikes.
Just...
yikes.
Never thinking about that again for the
foreseeable future.
"Though there is some good to be from all this trouble." Alford grinned. "The Master's fled."
Sairaorg stared.
"Your town's leader... ran away."
"Aye. Like the sniveling coward he tried so hard to pretend he wasn't." The old man was still grinning when he added, "Took a boat the very moment he heard whispers of a dragon, and stole all the people's gold as well."
...
"...And this is a good thing?"
"Of course it is, lad." Alford laughed this time. "Because he'll be back when no dragon appears, you'll see, and all the people will have seen him for what he is, and he'll get his by dusk or dawn, whichever comes first."
I... well.
When you put it like that...
"All's well that ends well," I said, before shrugging a little. "I'm almost sorry we won't be around to see it."
Seriously.
It sounds like the guy has it coming nearly as much as Smaug did.
"A shame. You'll be leaving then?"
"For now. We have to get back to our teacher, but maybe we'll come by for a visit sometime soon."
"We'll be happy to have you." He chuckled and waved us off again as we said our goodbyes. "Properly this time. I'll tell Hilda you gave your best."
Courage padded back over to him and got a last little ruffle before we left, and then it was time to leave.
Finally.
...
Twenty minutes later, we were a little ways out of Esgaroth and I finally had enough power back that I felt ready to get us home.
"Are you sure you've got this?"
Almost.
"Sairaorg, you're not helping."
He smiled innocently
"I'm just saying-"
I jabbed a finger at him.
"One more word and I
will find a way to drop us in a world full of zombies or something just so I can leave you there!"
He grinned and held his hands up in surrender.
I glared at him some more, before taking a deep breath and closing my eyes.
Alright, I think I got this.
The last time I did this, I didn't expect Sairaorg's weight - or something like that - to screw up the 'jump'.
This time, though...
I focused on the image of Chiron, the way I had for Katie and Alex before. I pictured us reaching out, leaping from this place and over to the-
"Got it."
The Spark ignited, and we vanished.
...
Space
warped.
Colors and shapes flew past as we hurtled across the constantly shifting chaos sea.
All of us this time, without falling, without losing momentum, speed building and building as we streaked towards the point I'd locked onto in the infinite distance.
No falling this time, and no endless noise - just sheer focus and movement.
Three, two, one-
...
-And
time!
We flickered and staggered back into existence right smack dab in the middle of the house, in the open pavilion where we usually had breakfast, and about three feet away from Chiron.
Score!
Not going to lie, I grinned like a lunatic when I realized I'd done it on demand.
He stared at us impassively as we straightened up a little, and I raised a hand to wave sheepishly.
"Hey teach!" No reaction. "I know you're probably really mad, but have we got a
story to tell-"
"Daniel."
His tone stopped me cold.
Blank.
Steady and impassive - like he was talking to total strangers.
That's when I realized he wasn't meeting our eyes, and was instead looking at something -
someone - over our shoulders.
"Well," The voice spoke up behind me, and I felt every atom in my body lock up all at once. "It's about time."
I knew who it was.
Instantly and inarguably, without looking back at all - like the information had been wired into my brain directly, and now the alarms up there were ringing at full force and blanking out everything else.
I turned around, and there he was.
Blonde-haired, blue-eyed. Tall and youthful, but sharp-featured, lounging on a highbacked chair that might as well have been a throne for how elaborate it was, and dressed in a striking black suit.
He even looked a little like me as he sat there, face propped up by one hand and observing me the way a lion did a mouse that wandered between its paws.
Or the way a god did a mortal.
Our eyes met, and for a second his flashed a golden, and I saw the looming pressure of the
Sun bearing down on me for a split-second before it vanished.
"..."
"..."
"...That's not one of Chiron's chairs. Did you bring that with you?"
...
It's official - I have a death wish.
"...
Not again." I heard Sairaorg mumble off to the side, but he may as well have been a million miles away as the god's eyebrow rose incrementally, a look of what might have been mild, polite amusement tugging at his expression.
"What can I say? I have a taste for proper theatrics." Apollon, Olympian God of the Sun smiled blankly, tone even, and rose from his chair with all the grace of a being who could blink and wipe me off the face of the earth. "Now let's have us a talk,
Daniel Winchester."
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