Suits And Spectres: You aren't paid enough for this
- Thread starter Donald Darf
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Imma go flip a coin real quick
It took a surprisingly long time to find a coin but I finally did
Landed heads, we're going to do a Flaming Bonk
Landed heads, we're going to do a Flaming Bonk
Spear Of Kings: 6
You were now hiding in some trash, hoping the mixture of smells will mask your scent enough
Sir James was now burning down a building, atleast it looks abandoned
A bunch of Beastpack members are now running out of the warehouse, you can see that inside it looks like a party was going on
And OH SHIT YOU FORGOT TO HID-
Sir James is being held by his helmeted head while a Beastpack member, who looks like a lady with tje traits of a wolf, is attempting to interrogate him, by the looks of it she is incredibly confused
Then you remember the crow patrols
As a bunch of naked folk with some feathers growing on the bodies tackle you and drag you over
The wolf lady brought out her claws and proceeded to have her upper half separated from its lower section by James before she could get an attack in
The Beastpack members all stare at the scene as you get up, you notice some of them gaining animalistic traits with their faces twisted into scowls of rage
Their leader you presume steps out of the warehouse naked with a couple cuts on him
[] JUST RUN
[] JUST VIOLENCE
[] Run and call an uber
[] Attempt to summon transportation from S.E
[] Write-In
Sir James was now burning down a building, atleast it looks abandoned
A bunch of Beastpack members are now running out of the warehouse, you can see that inside it looks like a party was going on
And OH SHIT YOU FORGOT TO HID-
Sir James is being held by his helmeted head while a Beastpack member, who looks like a lady with tje traits of a wolf, is attempting to interrogate him, by the looks of it she is incredibly confused
Then you remember the crow patrols
As a bunch of naked folk with some feathers growing on the bodies tackle you and drag you over
Wolf: "Oh dear lord yes, thanks Crow Patrol, I don't want to interrogate this fucking larper anymore, he is saying A LOT of stuff that makes more uncomfortable then the violence we commit sometimes"
Sir James: "I prefer the cat'o'nine tails for penitent self mutilation, just really hits the spot, and I practiced how to swing it in such a way that each end hits a section of my spin-"
The wolf lady rushes over to youSir James: "I prefer the cat'o'nine tails for penitent self mutilation, just really hits the spot, and I practiced how to swing it in such a way that each end hits a section of my spin-"
Wolf Lady: "PLEASE tell me you're normal!"
As you were about to answer her, she seemed like she saw something behind you, then you hear the death caws of the Crow Patrol, as they're eviscerated by a slightly injured Gregore carrying a knife in one hand, and some documents in another
Gregore: "Got their plans! Accidentally teleported in on their leader having quote on quote fun with multiple male lovers by the way"
You give him a look that suggests that you probably DIDN'T want to hear the last half of that
The wolf lady brought out her claws and proceeded to have her upper half separated from its lower section by James before she could get an attack in
The Beastpack members all stare at the scene as you get up, you notice some of them gaining animalistic traits with their faces twisted into scowls of rage
Their leader you presume steps out of the warehouse naked with a couple cuts on him
Beastpack Leader: "GET THAT BLUEBALLING MOTHERFUCKER!"
Now you need another plan
[] JUST RUN
[] JUST VIOLENCE
[] Run and call an uber
[] Attempt to summon transportation from S.E
[] Write-In
JUST VIOLENCE AND VIOLENCE AND VIOLENCE AND VIOLENCE AND VIOLENCE AND VIOLENCE AND VIOLENCE AND VIOLENCE AND VIOLENCE AND VIOLENCE AND VIOLENCE AND VIOLENCE AND VIOLENCE AND VIOLENCE AND VIOLENCE AND VIOLENCE AND VIOLENCE AND VIOLENCE AND VIOLENCE AND VIOLENCE AND VIOLENCE AND VIOLENCE AND VIOLENCE AND VIOLENCE AND VIOLENCE AND VIOLENCE AND VIOLENCE AND VIOLENCE AND VIOLENCE AND VIOLENCE AND VIOLENCE AND VIOLENCE AND VIOLENCE AND VIOLENCE AND VIOLENCE AND VIOLENCE AND VIOLENCE AND VIOLENCE AND VIOLENCE AND VIOLENCE AND VIOLENCE AND VIOLENCE AND MORE VIOLENCE
The time it took to write all that is why the wait was so long
Spear Of Kings: 7
You tear through the first 7 with a single swing of your Electro-Claymore, a couple others falling to the ground either dead or unconscious from the electricity flying forth from the blade
James was far less merciful despite not killing any of them, all he did was take off his gauntlets and begin burning people alive when touching them, bet they regret having fur or feathers right now
Gregore just pulled a chainsaw out of nowhere, that action alone speaks for what he did to them
The boss transformed into a large wolf with green fur and alot eyes, multiple rows of teeth, some men one wrapped in bedsheets came out of the warehouse, some of them also transformed into green animals with lots of eyes, the normal ones stood back
You stabbed the pack leader in the stomach, they took it like a champ and launched you back with a slash, leaving a large gash on your arm
The sword demanifested while in the pack leaders stomach, their blood pouring onto the ground, they then proceeded turn around and trap Gregore in his large jaws, his lower half falling to the ground
You would've been worried if Gregore's bottom half didn't get up and start running like hell
Sir James fended a bunch of the assholed off with his flames, he quickly saw you and Gregore injured (one more then the other), then proceeded to run towards you guys, the other Beastpack members stepped back, afraid of touching the penitent crusader
He put his gauntlets back on and picked you up bridal style, the trio now all running for their lives
The Beastpack members in animal form were catching up
But a silver lining was found
People in smiling masks wearing red rags appeared on the rooftops, looking down, some laughing under their breaths, and jumped down ready to tear out the throats of some dogs
One of the masked people were chomped in half midair by a Beastpack member, but in their last moments of life shoved their fist into their opponents brain, killing them instantly
The conflict between the 2 groups was brutal to behold
Some were now dead or dying on the ground
This is an opportunity
[] Risk it, take the living to interrogate
[] Just run
[] Write-In
James was far less merciful despite not killing any of them, all he did was take off his gauntlets and begin burning people alive when touching them, bet they regret having fur or feathers right now
Gregore just pulled a chainsaw out of nowhere, that action alone speaks for what he did to them
The boss transformed into a large wolf with green fur and alot eyes, multiple rows of teeth, some men one wrapped in bedsheets came out of the warehouse, some of them also transformed into green animals with lots of eyes, the normal ones stood back
You stabbed the pack leader in the stomach, they took it like a champ and launched you back with a slash, leaving a large gash on your arm
The sword demanifested while in the pack leaders stomach, their blood pouring onto the ground, they then proceeded turn around and trap Gregore in his large jaws, his lower half falling to the ground
You would've been worried if Gregore's bottom half didn't get up and start running like hell
Sir James fended a bunch of the assholed off with his flames, he quickly saw you and Gregore injured (one more then the other), then proceeded to run towards you guys, the other Beastpack members stepped back, afraid of touching the penitent crusader
He put his gauntlets back on and picked you up bridal style, the trio now all running for their lives
The Beastpack members in animal form were catching up
But a silver lining was found
People in smiling masks wearing red rags appeared on the rooftops, looking down, some laughing under their breaths, and jumped down ready to tear out the throats of some dogs
One of the masked people were chomped in half midair by a Beastpack member, but in their last moments of life shoved their fist into their opponents brain, killing them instantly
The conflict between the 2 groups was brutal to behold
Some were now dead or dying on the ground
This is an opportunity
[] Risk it, take the living to interrogate
[] Just run
[] Write-In