Something Completely Different (Worm Tinker SI, Original City)


Minus points for incorrect radio usage. Use 'over' or 'out', but never both, since they have contradictory meanings.

Over means 'I'm done speaking, respond'
Out means 'I'm done speaking, putting the radio down now'
((I should note that this is the case in Australia. I may be wrong re: America, in which case: points returned.)

In other news: Killing a ward? Someone just royally screwed the pooch, sideways and six ways to Sunday.


When Youth Guard finds out, they're going to be so mad...
 
Odds of a three-way collision before the park fight has finished?

Unrelated trivial question: What style does your sensei teach? I recognized Sanchin from Uechi, but Wikipedia says it's a minor stance in a bunch of traditions.
 
Well, someone's getting there ass kicked. They pissed off bio tony stark. Time to break out the serious Fossil and show everyone why the serious Fossil stays in the box.
 
Wuh-oh. Here's to hoping that's NOT everyone's least favorite supervillain who eventually makes an appearance near the Mouse.
 
And I'm right back to 'Decapitate all the villains, and keep their heads cryogenically stored on top of incendiary grenades' as a means of gentle discouragement. Or alternately, presuming that Alexandria actually does care about the Protectorate, Door and Path enabled punchsplosions of people who pull this sort of thing.
 
And I'm right back to 'Decapitate all the villains, and keep their heads cryogenically stored on top of incendiary grenades' as a means of gentle discouragement. Or alternately, presuming that Alexandria actually does care about the Protectorate, Door and Path enabled punchsplosions of people who pull this sort of thing.
It wouldn't be a Worm fic without overreacting readers. :rolleyes:
 
Wow, someone killed a ward. Interesting, how protectorate will react
Miracle Max: He probably owes you money huh? I'll ask him.
Inigo Montoya: He's dead. He can't talk.
Miracle Max: Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do.
Inigo Montoya: What's that?
Miracle Max: Go through his clothes and look for loose change.
 
Oh, of course. It's not like the ridiculously overly lenient tolerance of villains killing people could possibly contribute to their three to one numerical advantage over the heroes.
The intention of the protectorate has never been to win. They are owned by Cauldron, and so their goal is to maximise the number of living parahumans by the time they fight Scion. This means constant cape fights with gratuitous amounts of collateral damage which can ruin people's lives and cause them to trigger. Therefore, villains outnumber heroes.
 
Oh, of course. It's not like the ridiculously overly lenient tolerance of villains killing people could possibly contribute to their three to one numerical advantage over the heroes.
And badly debating ones too! The trifecta is almost complete. Here's a tip: Things like moving the goal posts, asking a loaded question, and intentionally misrepresenting the other person's statements make you look like a dick. But I'm sure that's not your intention. Right?
 
Good to see I made the right call with the name of this chapter. Let's keep any arguments civil, people.
 
Mouse Protector nodded as she grabbed another container. Yeah, she was definitely going for the lightest ones. Understandable, since she didn't have any powers or equipment that made her stronger, but did she have to fucking stroll?
She actually does...

You're making me laugh, Ganurath, I like this. :)

It was one of many ways that Mouse Protector was known to be relentless.
I'm liking your characterization, Gan. Mouse Protector as the funny bully she was meant to be.

I saw an armored figure with a smile and large ears on her face helmet balloon out of the door handle.

I smiled, waved goodbye, then gunned it the hell out of there. I was barely seconds away, though, when flesh ballooned out of the my shoulder into the former of Mouse Protector, sitting in the passenger seat next to me. "What do you mean, dad jokes? My material is A-Grade!"
Not how her power works, though. Different CG, I'll go get source.
26.3 said:
The smoke on Vista's face flared, blossoming like a smoke grenade that had just gone off, and Murder Rat materialized, one claw already poised with the points facing upward, ready to drive upward into Vista's unprotected jawline.

I'd seen her gesture as she hung on the rope, in preparation for her materialization.
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She was a composite of two 'kitchen sink' capes. Mouse Protector and Ravager. Two primary powers that had blended into the one, a dozen other minor powers. Flexibility, a bizarre kind of enhanced strength, reflexes and agility that had peaks and valleys, and skin as tough as leather.
I could be wrong, there's 'blended' in there, smoke could have come from Ravager while Mouse had ballooned before her makeover.
As I came to a stop light, an alert triggered in my skullcap, and the rolling text indicated... a nonlethal gas hazard? But Villain never operated this far east, he wasn't even old enough to drive! Did he trap my-
I like this so goddamn much.
 
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I wonder how public this was, and if it was the South Family.
If Ward murdered gets out into public domain the Protectorate have to come down like a proverbial rod from god.
 
Good to see I made the right call with the name of this chapter. Let's keep any arguments civil, people.
On the internets, never happen.

Good chapter btw, Bad Things are starting to happen and the tone of the story isn't doing a 180. Hopefully you keep it up as this is one of my favorites.
 
Typos:
was inefficient design
"was an inefficient design"
Even Monkey Wrench had had difficult with him,
"difficulty"
The second was that the longer a fight with them took, the likelihood of a giant robot attacking increased exponentially
You seem to have switched gears halfway through this segment. Maybe replace the first bit with: "As you fought them,"
"Fossil here, moving in to provide overwatch and support. Coming in eastward along Q by air, ETA ten minutes." A half second passed as I wracked my memory. Was I supposed to say it? Better, just in case. "Over."

"Roger that and ten four there, Fossil good buddy good-"

"Cut the chatter, boss. Also, incoming." There was a pause, and I heard noise like debris falling. Given Breach's aptitude for improvising traps, it wouldn't surprise me to learn that it was exactly that. As the noise of debris faded, Flare spoke up again. "Co-Op's going to hang back at the south end of the park to meet you, Fossil. Chase is getting a little hot, over."

I nodded and accelerated. I hadn't designed the drones with speed in mind, but given that their propulsion was based partly on position relative to yours truly, I was able to get to some rather ridiculous speeds. "Roger that and ten four there, Flare good buddy good-"

"No."

Mouse Protector and I spoke at the same time, and I knew that I at least was smiling. "But-"

"That. Is. Final."

The silence that followed wasn't true silence, with the wind whistling around my barrier array and the heavy breathing of a chase on the other end of the line. After a few seconds, I decided to break it. "You never said ov-"

"Over and out!"
It's hard to tell who to attribute some of these lines to.
 
I could be wrong, there's 'blended' in there, smoke could have come from Ravager while Mouse had ballooned before her makeover.
Ravager's primary power involved festering wounds, so I took the smoke to be hers.
Typos:
"was an inefficient design"

"difficulty"

You seem to have switched gears halfway through this segment. Maybe replace the first bit with: "As you fought them,"

It's hard to tell who to attribute some of these lines to.
Fixed, fixed, fixed.

Second paragraph is Mouse Protector, along with a shared "But-" with Fossil. Everything else is Fossil and Flare alternating. Co-Op is letting the adults lead, and the Mouse is a bit caught up in the chase, trying to spot for Flare's arcing shots with the help of Co-Op's power.
 
Salt Pile 6.2
Salt Pile 6.2

As Flare and Mouse Protector bickered over the line, since the former didn't want to leave the latter alone until- I didn't really care right now. Medical scan let me line the head up so that the serum could put her back together. It was just a matter of making sure everything lined up, and with a half dozen limbs devoted to the task I had the matter well in hand.

Around me, I was vaguely aware of the crowd of people on their cell phones. I wasn't sure how many had called 911, but at least two I'd seen on the way in were filming. So, yeah, Glenn was going to have a field day with this. Most of the crowd, though, was caught up with watching me try to put a murdered teenager back together.

Alright, the head was attached, but I couldn't kick-start the vitals just yet. Scans were saying that a revival wouldn't be sustainable yet, which meant she'd die again within a minute of my bringing her back. Blood pressure, maybe? Yeah, judging by the pool of red I'd say blood pressure. Setting Co-Op's body down, I pulled an injector head out of my utility belt and began switching a claw off a tendril with the other three while my hands removed a half-empty serum vial from one of my gauntlets.

One of the civilians deduced that that was the best time to strike up a conversation. "What're you doing?"

Catch the falling claw, insert half-full vial into injector. "Prepping to inject healing serum directly into her bloodstream. Her blood pressure's too low for revival at the moment."

"But..." Attach injector, put claw in belt, pull out fresh vial of healing serum. No need to leave a dragon gauntlet's healing slot vacant if I could help it. "She got her head cut off."

"Really?" Calibrate injector... the four tendrils were enough to start making injections while my hands loaded the gauntlet. I was fairly confident that half a vial, on top of what I'd sprayed her with, would be enough to get her conscious again. "It looks pretty firmly attached now."

"Because you put it back on!"

"You're new to the whole 'tinkers are bullshit' paradigm, aren't you?" Echo was showing the vitals were kicking in again, and I cradled Co-Op's head as she started to come to. I zoned out the old lady somewhere behind giving Jesus the credit for all my hard work as I focused on the patient. "Hey, there, duckling. Lay back for a moment. Even with the serum injections, your blood pressure's going to be low. Anything hurt?"

Co-Op coughed a few times, sending drops of red, black, and a mix thereof into the air. "My... neck. It's a bit sore. Goes deep. What... happened?"

"Nervous and memory checks first." During Endbringer fights, I usually delegated this stuff to the doctors that volunteered, mainly because something might come up to send me into tinker mode. "I'm going to touch a fingertip outside your peripheral vision while you tell me your most recent memories. When I touch one, you say which finger and which side. Any questions before we start?"

"Are Mouse Protector and Flare alright?"

Ah... maybe I shouldn't zone everyone out. I reached for Co-Op's ear and tapped her earpiece. "Ask them yourself."

Co-Op nodded, started to pull herself upright, but quickly fell back against the hand holding her up. Hopefully that was because the blood loss had made her lightheaded. "Hello?"

"Co-Op!" "Duckling!" The voices of Flare and Mouse Protector were soon followed by those of other heroes who'd been demonstrating proper communication discipline up until now. It was incoherent, but the sentiment could be understood well enough. It was making Co-Op's cheeks turn brown under her mask from blushing.

Wait... ah, the serum in her bloodstream. Still on death's door.

Now seemed like a good time to insert myself into the conversation. "AHEM! Now that we've confirmed that everyone's alive, can I get back to making sure that Co-Op isn't going to need corrective surgery at any point in the near future? I've never treated a decapitation with this clean of a cut before."

While Leviathan wasn't exactly notorious for clean cuts, the precision that Co-Op's killer had demonstrated was cause for concern. Theoretically Breach could've pulled it off, but she was accounted for thanks to the chase. Maybe Mayhem, but there would've been additional injuries inflicted, along with enough debris to incriminate him from casual observation.

It was a question for after I finished attending to Co-Op. After getting affirmative noises from the Protectorate capes, I turned my focus to Co-Op. "Now, tell me what you remember, and which fingertips I'm touching."

Co-Op nodded. "Left index fiugh. Left index. We were chasing Breach after we saw her - right pinky - setting up a sniper rifle. PRT should be analyzing - left ring - the nest to figure out the target. The chase... right thumb. The chase is furgh! Harder to remember. I remember turning back - left middle - to meet with you, though. Did you say I got decaugh. Ow."

"No, I said you got decapitated. I put you back together, though, so it's nothing to lose your head over." That earned me a glare. Probably a couple from the civilians, too, although I did hear a snicker out of one of them. It might have been Mouse Protector on the line, though. Senses in Co-Op's fingertips seemed to be fine, at least, and that was the priority. "Can you wiggle your toes?"

"I think? Ugh. Yeah. I can feel them wiggling. Just lightheaded with a sore throat."

I nodded and shot her in the neck. Since the dragon gauntlets were still on the healing serum, the black formula jetted out and painted a thick black line across where a cut had gone through her jumpsuit. It was one of my enhanced leathers, and from the way the material was arced it looked like the attack came from behind. Shame she wouldn't be able to remember which direction she was facing when it happened. Witness testimonies somehow turned consistently inconsistent when parahumans were involved.

Co-Op flinched, but relaxed as she realized what I did. "Seriously?"

"Serious is a relative concept. Now, come here." I slid my lower pair of tendrils under her, lifting her enough that I could get my arms into position. I suspected that supporting her weight with a pair of meat cables wouldn't go over well. "I know you're going to have trouble standing upright, so it's a... either a fireman's carry or a bridal carry until a PRT van shows up. Whichever this is."

Co-Op nodded and reached up to her earpiece. "Co-Op here. Requesting a transport for medical pickup. Also, somebody should let PR know that there'll be videos of Fossil bringing me back from the dead online sooner or later."

"Mine's already posted!"

"Correction: At least one is already online."

She was using the same communication channel I'd been given access to, so I was able to hear the response on the other end. "Transportation is already on the way, Co-Op, but I'm sure PR will appreciate the head's up."

Co-Op and I exchanged looks, neither of us commenting on the phrasing. Before the PRT officer could continue, I cut in. "I'll keep an eye on her in the meantime, maintain a barrier screen. How are things with Mouse Protector and Flare?"

"Fear not, my misunderstood mallard!" I looked to Co-Op for sympathy. The Ward, weary as she was, simply held up her hands defensively. "Flare has convinced me that the capture of Breach wasn't as important as ensuring the welfare of the team as a whole. We'll be arriving in less than a minute."

Alright, that just left figuring out who attacked Co-Op, and why. As Co-Op chatted with her team as best she could manage, I turned my attention to forensics. Judging by the direction of the blood splatter, it looked as though the attack had come from the south... the witnesses must have come from the auto shops, while the angle of the attack suggested it came from the treeline. But there was a steep downhill, so the attack would have either needed to be in a tree or airborne in order to overcome the crest of the hill, especially with a cut as straight as what had killed Co-Op. Either could be done stealthily with preparation, but still...

My right calf muscle tensed, and I found myself tightening the barrier screen. This area was too open if there was a blaster/stranger threat in town. I tapped into the conversation. "Mouse, Flare, be advised that Co-Op's attacker may still be in the area. Initial forensic assessment suggests a blaster/stranger threat, minimum 5 and 3, respectively."

Flesh and tights swelled out of Co-Op's forehead, and the Mouse was in the house. She had her fencing baton out at the ready, and struck a pose as she landed back to back with me. How- ah, Co-Op had used her power on me. "Thanks for the tip, Fossil, but it'll take more than some blaster to get the drop on me."

Then, through Co-Op's eyes, I saw a circle of light cut away the ground beneath the Mouse's feet in favor of what looked like an unfinished basement. She fell, and despite my reaching for her with my tendrils I failed to get a grip on her before she was through and the portal shut behind her.

Comms. "Fuck! Mouse, are you still in range?"

"Not of any of my marks, but... ugh. Air tastes funny in here. Gonna look for an eggs... a way out."

Shit shit shit! This could not-

Something landed on the roof of my barrier screen with a thunderous noise, and I looked up to see a man in biker leathers with a bandanna mask. He smiled down at me, tapping the barrier beneath him and sending off ripples of small sonic blasts with each touch. "Well, well. I was expecting Flare would be the one to join Co-Op there for the start of the slaughter."
 
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