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Snek is a Good Boy

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I would love to give Snek's massive head a hug and a little boop on his massive snoot, especially as Snek is a Python and they have some of the most adorable faces.
 
weirpellet said:
All living snek species are carnivorous.
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Yes, but when something outmasses a car and is also carnivorous, that adds an extra special level of "Oh, shit" to the situation.

weirpellet said:
Also, snek has no eyelids and can only stare cutely at you for all eternity. Please, we need to sit down, and have a nice conversation that involves lots of mutual staring with a limbless reptile resting on several rows of office furniture.
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Piggot might not be able to outstare Snek, but she'd give it a damn good try.
Snailman1999 said:
I would love to give Snek's massive head a hug and a little boop on his massive snoot, especially as Snek is a Python and they have some of the most adorable faces.
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Snek does love a good snoot-boop.

He was never head-hugged before MP did it, but he finds he likes that too.
 
Ack said:
Being impervious to harm does not equal impossible to move
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I was pretty sure we had evidence that she negated physics entirely. Or well, she does so selectively, with no limits.

Example would be when she toyed with Alexandria, inexorably forcing her hands back to pluck out her eye, despite all her attempts to stop it.

Same for when she was providing immunity to Manton's car, and crucially the fact that she ignores gravity when leaping, and when she minimizes inertia to glide, not to mention a whole host of other things.

There's also Word of God that she actively allows gravity to work so that she can walk, because otherwise she'd just push her foot into the ground without resistance. Or be flung off into space.

It stretches belief more than a little that she'd be exerting her power on him and it wouldn't include inertia negation to simply take him away from her, given that any sufficient blow would knock him away.

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That aside, its still entertaining, and I'll be hoping for more :p

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Edit: Oh, and you missed a detail, which surprises me given your usual attention to canon specifics when you aren't deliberately subverting them:

Siberian extending her power to something/someone turns it monochrome, kinda like w/ greyboy. (Referenced in Venom 29.8, probably elsewhere). Or at least, that's how it read to me in that scene. No idea what else would be causing it.
 
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Ashkari said:
I was pretty sure we had evidence that she negated physics entirely. Or well, she does so selectively, with no limits.

Example would be when she toyed with Alexandria, inexorably forcing her hands back to pluck out her eye, despite all her attempts to stop it.
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That didn't happen.

Siberian swung, Alexandria tried to dodge, but Sibby got her anyway.

Alexandria moved in close, hoping to stop Siberian, to catch her and slow her down, saw Siberian swing, pulled back out of the way.

Her visor fell free, clattering to the ground. Then she felt the blood.

Saw, in her one remaining good eye, the chunks of her own face that were falling to the ground around her, bouncing off her right breast, the spray of blood.
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Ashkari said:
Same for when she was providing immunity to Manton's car, and crucially the fact that she ignores gravity when leaping, and when she minimizes inertia to glide, not to mention a whole host of other things.

There's also Word of God that she actively allows gravity to work so that she can walk, because otherwise she'd just push her foot into the ground without resistance. Or be flung off into space.

It stretches belief more than a little that she'd be exerting her power on him and it wouldn't include inertia negation to simply take him away from her, given that any sufficient blow would knock him away.
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The Siberian body is a projection. It can ignore gravity because it doesn't really exist. It can rip things apart because it's not exerting strength against the material strength, it's manipulating the basic forces of the universe to say, "That doesn't hold together anymore."

It can protect other things from damage. But while the projection can ignore outside forces, I've never seen where it can do things like render something immovable just by touch (on the other hand, if she simply took a grip, yes, she could prevent something from moving). In any case, if someone flew up and hit him, he would not give an inch (because he cannot be harmed) and they'd break their hand.

In any case, it's funnier this way.

Ashkari said:
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That aside, its still entertaining, and I'll be hoping for more :p

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Edit: Oh, and you missed a detail, which surprises me given your usual attention to canon specifics when you aren't deliberately subverting them:

Siberian extending her power to something/someone turns it monochrome, kinda like w/ greyboy. (Referenced in Venom 29.8, probably elsewhere). Or at least, that's how it read to me in that scene. No idea what else would be causing it.
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tbh, I'd forgotten the 'makes them monochrome' aspect.
 
Thank you for continuing this. The bits of other worlds was quite intriguing; and of course now I'm wondering what will happen to Bonesaw.
 
*Feeds Snek a midsized Dragon* :"Such a good boy!" :)

(No not that Dragon.)
 
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Piggot is going to detonate like a strategic weapon when she hears Mouse Protector's story.

I wonder if it is possible to Trigger from sheer incandescent rage.
 
Neruz said:
Piggot is going to detonate like a strategic weapon when she hears Mouse Protector's story.

I wonder if it is possible to Trigger from sheer incandescent rage.
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Yes, resulting in the radically overpowered and overwhelming Brute power since Lung but this time with Thinker, Changer, and Mover abilities. And maybe a Breaker power just for good measure.
 
Bobot-Man said:
S9 gets a wrecking that I can only compare to the wrecking they received in that one Calvin & Hobbes crossover.
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Do you have a name or a link, please?

Incidentally, with Taylor out of the heroisn business, it seems to me like Snek's laudable shutdown of Lung should have the side-effect of mooting Taylor's development into Khepri and her painful victory over Scion. So he's just doomed everyone on Earth Bet. Does that sound about right, @Ack ?
 
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