Piggot threw the tablet on the conference table and scowled at the armored hero. "Report."
Armsmaster sighed slightly and gestured to the large flatscreen on the wall. "You watched it live, Director. I don't see what else I can add. A child with what appears to be arthropod control powers took down the single most dangerous villain this side of the Mississippi. On her first night out."
"Live on that damned robots' youtube stream in front of eleven thousand people. Which is raising some serious questions about our effectiveness. More questions, that is, than were already crawling across the internet since it started broadcasting."
"She."
"Excuse me?" The director's voice was the studied calm of someone barely controlling their fury.
"Skydancer is female, Director. She may look mechanical, she may lack what we'd generally consider female anatomy; but she is a human being who refers to themself as female and it is not our place to disrespect her self-identification as such. She is not just a machine; and using objectifying pronouns treads perilously close to the sort of dehumanizing rhetoric that Kaiser's followers espouse." Armsmaster was adamant.
Emily Piggot rocked back in her chair slightly. Never mind the insubordination implicit in Armsmaster's defense of the robot; that had been far more insightful than the tin soldier was famously thought incapable of. "But we have Lung in custody."
"Yes ma'am; with Panacea monitoring to ensure that he remains safely sedated; which is fortunate because I underestimated the volume of insect venom in his system when dosing him with tranquilizers. We're coordinating with the US Marshals' service and Dragon to arrange secure air transport for he and Mr. Meadows to the Birdcage. The Air National Guard and Skydancer have offered their services as escorts to ensure delivery."
"Any indication of who these 'children' are that our as-yet-unnamed bug Master claims Lung was going after are?"
"No ma'am. I cannot personally think of anything a group of children could do to infuriate Lung to the point of infanticide. The man is many things; but killing children is beneath him."
"I see. And how are you going to stop Skydancer?" Piggot steepled her fingers.
"Stop her from what, Ma'am?" Armsmaster managed to convey a look of confusion. "She's providing valuable real-time reconnaissance and coordinated dispatch services for the entire city, captured one villain on her own and enabled myself to arrive in time to save a new hero who'd overreached, assist them in capturing Lung, and make a favorable first impression in the process. She is not, as she pointed out and our legal team confirms, breaking any laws."
"Meanwhile making us look like a bunch of corrupt, ineffective frauds in front of the entire world!"
Armsmaster hesitated. He knew, without Dragon's prompting for once, that what he was about to say was the wrong thing, socially. But he'd had a very pointed lesson already this evening that sometimes... "Ma'am, that concern about optics over effectiveness is exactly the point that Skydancer's been hammering us with in her broadcast."
Director Piggot stood up abruptly; hand twitching at her hip for a sidearm that wasn't there as the chair toppled to the floor behind her. Instead, she reached for the phone in the middle of the conference table and punched the speaker and a speed-dial button. "This is Director Piggot, authorization code zulu four six alpha. Security to conference room two immediately to escort Armsmaster to Master/Stranger isolation."
"At once Director." The operator on the other end hit the security alert button on her terminal. "We have Chief Director Costa-Brown holding on line one, ma'am. Shall I tell her you'll be a few minutes? She sounded... upset."
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"
Aerial said:
Alert! X-band narrow focus radar beam detected; dwell time and pulse rate indicates targeting lock from The Rig."
Activate active stealth systems. I could feel the energy conversion armor start to feast on the radio waves painting my skin. Just to make my point absolutely clear, I used the primary phased-array in my rotodome to paint a pencil thin beam down a reciprocal bearing at the same frequency and a couple orders of magnitude more signal strength. Either they got the hint or I burned out their antenna; but the lock broke without a launch.
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♦ Topic: New Tinker in BB?
In: Boards ► Places ► America ► Brockton Bay
FineGrind (Original Poster) (Veteran Member)
Posted on April 8, 2011
So I was browsing through the market earlier looking for a replacement pot for my coffee maker when I caught sight of a new face for the Bay's diverse and colorful cape scene. What's so special? Well, from everything I've gathered it's rather rare for a Tinker's first efforts to look this good. If this isn't a first outing; then someone's rebranded themselves radically because I couldn't find a match anywhere on the internet.
Needless to say, I kept my distance. When most of your experience is with Leet and Squealer; you kind of grow to expect tinkertech to just explode randomly. Can't say it exploded; but next thing I knew it had a crossbow bolt lodged in its shoulder courtesy of our local teenage anti-hero. Stalker may have shot it again; because it didn't seem to notice Armsmaster coming up behind with his bike in that stupid-quiet electric drive mode. He hit it with a big flash of electricity from his halberd and the bot went down.
PRT roped the area off and hauled it away. Anyone got more details?
Edit: Thanks to our friendly neighborhood community relations agent, Reave, we now know this is actually a Case 53; not a robot or power armor. That's one of the most radical changes I can think of offhand for a 53; that we've seen, anyways.
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►XxVoid_CowboyxX
Replied On April 9, 2011:
I mean, it could be a hybrid. We've seen tinkers build prosthetic arms before, why not just build a couple into your power armor if you couldn't beat a three-year old at a game of patty-cake?
►Sean_Knot_Herd
Replied On April 9, 2011:
That still doesn't explain the waistline, Cowboy. I'm telling you, there's no way there's enough interal volume to fit a person. Remote control makes the most sense; but that's , like, Dragon level tech and I can't see a Tinker developing the infrastructure to deploy something like this without making a public showing beforehand.
►Pushing_Tin
Replied On April 9, 2011:
I work in Cheyanne Mountain. Back in the day it was all hush-hush, watch-for-nukes Norad stuff. These days, with the manned space programs ended, we really don't have a lot to do but keep an eye on a certain Endbringer. Then I get a handoff from Boston area; a new parahuman with a transponder (I wish more would carry them!) doing flight envelope testing. Described themself as being a 'six foot tinkertech jet'. When they were handed off to me they were already up in the speedbird routes reserved for the Concorde and military fast movers.
in a 45-degree climb, this new parahuman broke mach five and got outside the atmosphere. Retrograde. While in space, they changed their orbital inclination enough to decend towards Hawaii. On her return trip, she kept it to a much more sedate mach 3.5 atmospheric flight.
I'm pretty sure that makes them one of the fastest fliers short of Legend that I can find record of.
►Skydancer (Unverified Cape)(Case 53)
Replied On April 9, 2011:
Aloha Tin; did you see the video I uploaded of that flight? Should have thought to pop out a drone for an external shot or two. That'd make for a hell of a verification pic; wouldn't it? Instead I sent in a couple shots of me flying around Haleakala. Nobody up there but astronomers; and they're not known for daytime photography.
►BrocktonBayMod (Verified Moderator)
Replied On April 9, 2011:
Welcome Skydancer; we'll accept your photos, considering you livestreamed your suborbital flight (O.O) and I've personally seen you down by the DWU.
►Skydancer (Verified Cape)(Case 53)
Replied On April 9 2011:
Thank you BBM. So; hello PHO. As you can guess by the above, I'm a Case 53 who happens to look like a totally awesome purple transforming robot jet. Which has its ups and downs.
Getting some things out of the way first: Yes, I am almost entirely mechanical. Think about it kinda like having a really advanced prosthetic arm, except for your entire body. According to Dragon, only parts of my organic brain haven't been replaced as well.
That would probably keep me up at night but thankfully I can switch myself off.
As Pushing_Tin has described, in my fighter shape I'm faster than anything air-breathing that's ever flown; though I won't confirm or deny any guesses as to my actual top atmospheric speed. I was going fast enough when I throttled back that flight; I didn't want to end up in China. I am capable of exoatmospheric maneuvering; but I won't disclose my total delta-V capabilities. I will say that they're high enough for me to consider the Simurgh a navigational hazard and I have no desire to get anywhere close to that feathery menace.
My other capabilities also make the poor, aborted F-22 Raptor program wish they could have copied me. I have reconnaissance, ecm/eccm, elint and infowar capabilities Lockmart only fantasized about. I am also armed (No; I'm not describing my weapons for you) and carry a small number of deployable utility drones. They're slow, but versatile.
So, that's the brief description, anyone have any questions? Other than the obviously pointless ones to ask a C53?
►Dreadnought (Verified Cape)(Verified Shipwright)
Replied On April 10, 2011:
Skydancer, you had said that you're a c53, but does your robotic body heal or do you need to actually repair damage done to you? If you have to repair yourself, are you a Tinker beyond said self-repair? If so, do you have any interest in potential collaboration projects?
►Skydancer (Verified Cape)(Case 53)
Replied On April 10, 2011:
Dreadnought, I do heal at about the same pace as a normal person; but a patch of titanium and a welder fixed the hole Shadow Stalker shot in my starboard canard a lot faster. (I also feel pain, Shadow Stalker. Just an FYI) I don't know if I'd call myself a Tinker, per say; but I do understand my own systems well enough to fabricate replacement parts, given the right tools and resources. Or provide blueprints detailed enough for any competent aerospace engineer to fab them. I've checked out some of your work on here and I have to say, I'm impressed. I'll shoot you a PM and we can discuss collaboration. Stars know I could use a hand getting my ow shop off the ground.
►Faultline (Verified Cape)
Replied On April 10, 2011:
I might be able to help with some startup capitol as well, if you're interested in some paying work. But as you say, that's the sort of thing best discussed in PM.
►XxVoid_CowboyxX
Replied On April 10, 2011:
Wait, when you say you want a hand getting your shop off the ground; do you mean literally strapping jet engines to it and having it hover over the city? Because that'd be pretty cool!
Victoria flipped ahead to the end of the thread and clicked the minute-old livestream link she found there; apparently this new cape was starting a webseries called Panopticon and wanted to share the first episode. After a minute, she lowered the tablet and raised her voice. "Mooooom! I think you'd better see this!"