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Seeing Chaos: A Jujutsu Kaisen/WH40K Quest

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[X] Go ahead and laugh; that's the funniest thing you've heard in thirty-eight thousand years. Whatever a space marine is, you're better. Afterwards...
[X] Tell him the truth: You're a man out of time, and there is no possible way for you to be any kind of space marine.
 
[X] Go ahead and laugh; that's the funniest thing you've heard in thirty-eight thousand years. Whatever a space marine is, you're better. Afterwards...
-[X] Tell him the truth: You're a man out of time, and there is no possible way for you to be any kind of space marine.
 
[X] Go ahead and laugh; that's the funniest thing you've heard in thirty-eight thousand years. Whatever a space marine is, you're better. Afterwards...
[X] Tell him the truth: You're a man out of time, and there is no possible way for you to be any kind of space marine.
 
[X] Go ahead and laugh; that's the funniest thing you've heard in thirty-eight thousand years. Whatever a space marine is, you're better.
[X] Tell him the truth: You're a man out of time, and there is no possible way for you to be any kind of space marine.
 
[X] Go ahead and laugh; that's the funniest thing you've heard in thirty-eight thousand years. Whatever a space marine is, you're better.
[X] Tell him the truth: You're a man out of time, and there is no possible way for you to be any kind of space marine.
 
[X] Go ahead and laugh; that's the funniest thing you've heard in thirty-eight thousand years. Whatever a space marine is, you're better.
[X] Tell him the truth: You're a man out of time, and there is no possible way for you to be any kind of space marine.
 
[X] Go ahead and laugh; that's the funniest thing you've heard in thirty-eight thousand years. Whatever a space marine is, you're better. Afterwards...
[X] Tell him the truth: You're a man out of time, and there is no possible way for you to be any kind of space marine.
 
[X] Go ahead and laugh; that's the funniest thing you've heard in thirty-eight thousand years. Whatever a space marine is, you're better. Afterwards...
[X] Tell him the truth: You're a man out of time, and there is no possible way for you to be any kind of space marine.
 
[X] Go ahead and laugh; that's the funniest thing you've heard in thirty-eight thousand years. Whatever a space marine is, you're better. Afterwards...
[X] Tell him the truth: You're a man out of time, and there is no possible way for you to be any kind of space marine.
 
[X] Go ahead and laugh; that's the funniest thing you've heard in thirty-eight thousand years. Whatever a space marine is, you're better. Afterwards...
[X] Tell him the truth: You're a man out of time, and there is no possible way for you to be any kind of space marine.
 
[X] Go ahead and laugh; that's the funniest thing you've heard in thirty-eight thousand years. Whatever a space marine is, you're better. Afterwards...
[X] Tell him the truth: You're a man out of time, and there is no possible way for you to be any kind of space marine.
 
[X] Go ahead and laugh; that's the funniest thing you've heard in thirty-eight thousand years. Whatever a space marine is, you're better. Afterwards...
-[X] Tell him the truth: You're a man out of time, and there is no possible way for you to be any kind of space marine.
 
[X] Go ahead and laugh; that's the funniest thing you've heard in thirty-eight thousand years. Whatever a space marine is, you're better. Afterwards...
[X] Tell him the truth: You're a man out of time, and there is no possible way for you to be any kind of space marine.
 
[X] Go ahead and laugh; that's the funniest thing you've heard in thirty-eight thousand years. Whatever a space marine is, you're better. Afterwards...
[X] Tell him the truth: You're a man out of time, and there is no possible way for you to be any kind of space marine
 
[X] Go ahead and laugh; that's the funniest thing you've heard in thirty-eight thousand years. Whatever a space marine is, you're better. Afterwards...
[X] Tell him the truth: You're a man out of time, and there is no possible way for you to be any kind of space marine
 
OK. But have you considered:

[X] Go ahead and laugh; that's the funniest thing you've heard in thirty-eight thousand years. Whatever a space marine is, you're better. Afterwards...
[X] Lie your ass off. You were *definitely* poached from some space marine chapter. There is no way this option can backfire on you.


We could really ham it up. We also go back and tell the inquisitor we were actually a space marine.
 
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[X] Go ahead and laugh; that's the funniest thing you've heard in thirty-eight thousand years. Whatever a space marine is, you're better. Afterwards...
[X] Tell him the truth: You're a man out of time, and there is no possible way for you to be any kind of space marine.

Honestly at some point I would love to see a scene where Gojo "spars" with this guy and gives him the Miguel treatment just to remind people not to fuck with him. Because this level of fucking around (and then trying to poison him with space marine ration bars just to add insult to injury!) should come with a commensurate level of finding out.
 
[X] Go ahead and laugh; that's the funniest thing you've heard in thirty-eight thousand years. Whatever a space marine is, you're better. Afterwards...
[X] Tell him the truth: You're a man out of time, and there is no possible way for you to be any kind of space marine.
[X] Tell him something of the truth: you're a psyker with control over your own biological functions
 
Well this was an interesting read. Man, Gojo is having just the longest day.

I feel like I've read about 40k having a necron tech containment unit meant for sealing, well, C'tan, that would probably do a pretty good imitation of the prison Gojo came out of. I bet there's plenty of other things in 40k that could cause him problems. Orks have a gun that teleports the bullet inside its target iirc. Might run into a range limit of some kind with infinity though. Honestly, most of my Gojo counters I can think of go back to necron tech fuckery. Aeldari probably have some ridiculous nonsense that could hurt him too. I'm not sure what the imperium could do. I suppose throw a Blank at him? Not sure how that would interact with him.
 
Wiggy said:
Well this was an interesting read. Man, Gojo is having just the longest day.

I feel like I've read about 40k having a necron tech containment unit meant for sealing, well, C'tan, that would probably do a pretty good imitation of the prison Gojo came out of. I bet there's plenty of other things in 40k that could cause him problems. Orks have a gun that teleports the bullet inside its target iirc. Might run into a range limit of some kind with infinity though. Honestly, most of my Gojo counters I can think of go back to necron tech fuckery. Aeldari probably have some ridiculous nonsense that could hurt him too. I'm not sure what the imperium could do. I suppose throw a Blank at him? Not sure how that would interact with him.
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I suspect gojo would be very interested in blanks.
Might just end up canceling his domain expansion.
 
chryssalideater said:
I suspect gojo would be very interested in blanks.
Might just end up canceling his domain expansion.
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I will say that the effect will depend entirely on the strength of the blank. But yes, ya boy will be very interested, oh yes. I am, by the way, more than happy to ramble on if you catch me in the right mood. Feel free to use anything I say against me--I know I would.
 
I have to wonder if the Eye of Terror would react similarly to the other portal to a sufficiently powerful Purple hitting it. Probably a good way to raze, well, a good chunk of the galaxy even if he could charge up enough power, but it'd be worth it for SCIENCE!
 
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