Hell with it. In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm throwing my hat into the ring.
[X] Plan Hat Wearing Abominations
-[X] Fedorable (-1 Points)
-[X] Form Control (-2 Points]
-[x] "Friend" Bio-Tinker Specialty (-2 Points)
--[x] Borrowed Features for Wonderful Creatures (-1 Points)
Form Control and "Friend" Bio-Tinker synergize extremely well, and Borrowed Features just makes that even better. Fedorable adds to our hilarity factor, and gives us some access to a wider variety of abilities, as well as empowering our minions.
While I do understand that being a Bio-Tinker is going to cause problems, the mental image of swarms of chibi-Zerg in fedoras is just far too beautiful, cute, and hilarious to pass up. And, with Form Control, we'll have the ability to blend into our swarms, take on the forms of other sorts of animals, or other people, and generally keep our identity a secret and our hide intact, unless we seriously screw up.
Edit: It's also a power-set we can constantly grow and expand as needed, either through acquiring new hats, or building new friends, possibly with new powers. Any powers we get from Borrowed Features, we can use ourselves with Form Change. Like I said, amazing synergy, there.