Russian Caravan (Worm, Eldritch Horror, Crossover/AU)

30 - Tempus Furcifer
30 - Tempus Furcifer

Time passed, as it was wont to do. As Taylor had observed, the clocks didn't stop just because an immortal centipede-woman had died - or came as close to dying as one of her kind could get. The battered TV, of a make none of them could really discern, played low-definition news reports, detailing the fight against Lung. Protectorate heroes had acquitted themselves well, saved a number of civilians who'd been in the area. Lung had been wounded, but had managed to escape. The status quo of the Bay lived on, the gangs continued to struggle for territory, the PRT struggled to maintain a vague order, and the only substantial difference was that a number of bored mothers and teens started going to a new mindfulness studio - this one perfectly mundane, a little place run downtown by a Thai family that pretended to be Chinese for marketing purposes. The burned ruins of the Luminous Qigong Centre crumbled into ash, piece by piece. No parent company swooped in to take care of the damage, and so it became another entry on the city's endless list of 'things which we should probably clean up one of these days'. For months afterwards, people in the bay complained of ash in their food, and in the immediate vicinity of the old centre, people simply got into the habit of dusting more frequently and washing their plates before every meal as well as after. A store that sold vacuum bags and the machine necessary to seal them underwent a substantial boom in this time, making enough money that the owner was able to finally afford a diamond ring for his wife, as opposed to the plain gold band they'd been settling with for so very long. And so, a Thai family became richer, a local businessman had a superb shag, and a number of teenagers complained at how often they were asked to dust.

Of all of this, Taylor saw only a little. Then again, she saw little these days - her eyes were unfocused, lazy, drifting from item to item before settling on a single thing for hours on end. She woke, she shuffled to the clean but old kitchen in the farm, and ate breakfast. Turned out Sanagi was quite the cook - though she was labouring under some very odd impressions which were the topic of some debate with her and Danny. She would insist that you should never rinse rice, because it leaches the flavour. Danny insisted that you should rinse rice if you want the rice to be fluffy and not a pile of rice-flavoured gum. She questioned his manhood. He questioned her ability to cook. And at the end of it all, Taylor would still eat breakfast one way or the other. And then, she'd sag into her seat in front of the television, and watch.

The protein farm, when they had arrived, seemed… cold. Very cold. Now, though, it was inching its way towards homeliness. Small rugs were dug out of cupboards, where they'd been left the last time someone had actually lived here. That alone helped, covering the cold stone floors and making the morning walk to the kitchen marginally more bearable. The old fireplace, a hole in the wall with a cast-iron box inside, was in near-continuous activity. After a few days, with cabin fever (and alcohol deficiency) slowly driving her mad, Ahab decided to get to work in the protein sheds. The hazmat suits were attached to the inside - the materials inside were far too dangerous to ever be given the chance to escape, so even a hazmat suit had to remain inside at all times. The suit had a plate at the back which connected to the exterior airlock, allowing one to simply climb from the back of the suit directly into the airlock, where decontamination could occur. An elegant system - one that Ahab described at length to Taylor one evening. Every day she'd walk out, climb into the suit, and start tending to the grubs. Ensuring their toxic beds were the right kind of toxic, making sure no deformities or mutations were developing, cleaning out old beds and introducing new grub populations to areas where they'd died out… in time, she would come back with a basket of the things, freshly killed. None of them actually tried to eat them, but eventually Ahab commandeered a bathtub for the fermentation of bathtub protein grub moonshine, which apparently was only technically legal in the nuclear exclusion zones out in Eastern Europe.

Taylor only tried one sip, and promptly fell asleep, waking only to see Danny and Ahab dancing a merry jig while singing a song with lyrics that made her blush. Made sense that her father would know them, though - he did work with the dockworkers. Back in the day her mother would shriek in indignation whenever he returned from one of their bar nights, singing something about a particular gentleman from Nantucket who had the unique privilege of being well-endowed. Or was it something about a ship called Venus? Possibly both. He hadn't sung those songs in a long time - Ahab's patented bathtub protein grub moonshine was a miraculous thing, apparently.

It took a few days for the internet to come back, and promptly Sanagi, Danny and Ahab fought over the single laptop in the entire house. It took hours, but eventually Sanagi had reported that she was sick and had been knocked cold for a few days, Danny had reassured his coworkers that he was alright, and Ahab ordered a case of Stoli vodka delivered to her house. All equally essential activities. Taylor gradually came back to herself, starting to observe the activities of the others with more care, and even beginning to participate. One day, she woke, went to the kitchen, and made breakfast for herself - for the first time in nearly a week. She only realised this when the second bite of scrambled eggs was making its way down. A rare smile crossed her face briefly.

The next day, she woke, went to the bathroom, and began to go through her morning routine - slowly, but carefully, relishing every stage. She plucked her eyebrows, moisturised her face, used a hot cloth cleanser, and ended with delicately brushed teeth, swift but vigorous flossing, and a swirl of mouthwash. She then moved back to her customary chair, and started inspecting her nails. Vanity, surprisingly, was the last thing on her mind. Her appearance barely mattered to her at the moment, but the ritual of caring for her face, the feeling of getting to know her own skin intimately and completely, felt… cleansing. It was something Taylor Hebert could do, and no-one else. Not Brent DeNeuve, and not the person she feared she was turning into.

Turk came by after a while, sending the now-quiet house into an uproar. He looked like hell - his arm was up in a sling, he had heavy bags under his eyes, and he'd lost some weight. Nonetheless, he looked relieved to be alive, and happy to see the only people he could really talk about things with. He laid things out plainly - the cult was either dead or gone, if there was a meaningful difference between the two. No-one poked around the centre, no-one asked him questions, no-one followed him. Sanagi chose this moment to interject - she'd looked at the list of casualties and tried to match them up with police files, and indeed, most of them had been reported missing some time ago, or who had no real connections beyond the centre - full cult members, probably completely overtaken by whatever Master-esque effect Chorei had over them. Taylor tried not to think about that. She tried not to think about what it may have been like when Chorei had perished - had they perished in turn? Had they snapped awake, only to see Lung about to crush them to death? Had they been aware the whole time?

Taylor didn't sleep well that night. Turk decided to stay with them for a few days, and then to head back to Brockton. The others agreed, eager to escape the farm and finally go home. The next day, Sanagi monopolised the laptop, to the great irritation of her colleagues. She didn't care. Sanagi was irritable. She reviewed the documents over and over, trying her best to extract some new meaning from them. The reports were… jumbled, the witness statements completely different to what she had expected. She'd anticipated questioning, real probing into what had been going on at the centre. The facts were undeniable - the bodies with centipedes growing in them, the woman who'd briefly battled Lung to a standstill… the PRT should be all over that. If anything they should have picked up on the fact that the woman had vanished off the face of the earth. On Monday she reviewed one of the reports, and noted that they referenced an 'unknown parahuman' - the case was going to be handed to the PRT. General practice was that if the BBPD needed access to PRT records, closed cases were available on request, and still-open cases were entirely under PRT jurisdiction. They controlled what information got in and out. Given the chaos, given the undeniable number of followers, she assumed the BBPD would press strongly for access to PRT records here, if only to keep track of the fallout. To her surprise, the PRT handed the case right back over, noting that the parahuman elements were no longer relevant. She gained access to the rest of the reports on Tuesday. She blinked.

The records had changed. Instead of an unknown parahuman fleeing the scene, the report now named a parahuman called 'Mukade' - Sanagi checked, the name was a real one, apparently a centipede-themed villain who used to live out in San Francisco and later vanished from the face of the earth. Her 'gang' - all mentions of 'cult' were gone - was involved in… organ harvesting, using the Qigong Centre as a front? What? She battled Lung in a territorial dispute, then shifted her focus to the Protectorate, who succeeded in wounding her. Unfortunately, she was later found dead with multiple knife wounds, the implication being that Oni Lee had attacked her while she was vulnerable.

Sanagi knew that was bullshit. She'd punched Oni Lee in the face repeatedly, Taylor had sent a wave of venom into his eyelids, the bastard couldn't even blink let alone fight. And there was no way he could have fought Chorei. The case was being labelled 'closed' - a new villain crushed by established powers, her rudimentary gang scattered to the winds, another win by the locals. And then there were just pages and pages of cleanup efforts, rehabilitation… she reviewed one of the those pages, one of the organ harvesting operation survivors. An unfamiliar face stared out at her, with a detailed witness statement describing horrific treatment at the hands of a fiendish parahuman.

Sanagi couldn't believe what she was reading. Someone had gone into the BBPD - and possibly the PRT - records and had changed every detail, making an unusual fight which ended ambiguously a straightforward parahuman brawl. There was even going to be a press conference that evening with members of the Protectorate congratulating each other on a job well done. She trawled through every single page she could get her hands on, each one a delicate mosaic of truthful events melded with complete falsehoods. The organ harvesting survivors - she looked them up, nothing. Witness protection. Case was anticipated to go on for years, against a company which apparently had rented the building out - bullshit. She'd looked into the building during her own investigations, the place was entirely owned by the cult which occupied it, under the name 'LQC' - Luminous Qigong Company. But now the company which rented the place out was… still LQC, but now that stood for Ling Quality Consortium.

This was a coverup, plain and simple. A coverup executed so dizzyingly quickly that she couldn't possibly imagine the resources necessary to make it happen. Photos, backstories, witness statements, false trials… everything was arranged to go off in perfect order, she'd had maybe a day, a day, to review the real reports before they shifted around. Sanagi scowled. She dug deeper - nothing. Flawless reports. Unquestionable statements. Nothing she could actually hold onto. The only proof that Chorei had been something beyond a parahuman, and had been destroyed by something completely beyond her conceptions of what was possible, existed in her head and the heads of the people in this farm. One man with a gun could effectively eradicate all traces of Chorei's real nature if he had a mind to do it. And then… she saw it. An acronym she didn't recognise. Some government agency had been brought in to assist, consult on the operation. Specialists in organ harvesting operations, apparently, provided expertise on how to handle the victims and trace the buyers. Three letters, no explanation for what they meant.

S.E.T.

Later, Taylor accessed the laptop. It was late, and she could barely hear the moaning of the industrial junk that loomed in the distance. Her eyes were more active, her face more expressive. She was slowly, but surely, coming back to herself. She still didn't enjoy sleeping, though. Nightmares didn't make her surge upright with a scream in her throat - nightmares generally didn't do that, she'd found. Instead, she'd just… wake. At three in the morning, sun still down, with tears slowly sliding down her face. She'd stay there for hours, unmoving, sobbing until her face was soaked. And then she'd stand, wash herself off, do her morning routine, and she'd be presentable again. She was starting to exercise again, too. Exercise made it hard to think about what had happened. She checked her emails, idly flicking through the small things which had slipped through her spam filter. Nothing really - her emails were usually quite barren, she didn't exactly have many people she corresponded with. And then, something - a few days ago, buried under unremarkable things, an email from an actual person.

She opened it up.

Dear Ms. Hebert,

Professor Buyandelger at Barnabas recommended I get in touch - I understand that you had some interest in his work on the vermin cult? My name is Arch, and I've been working in a similar area for some time now, primarily looking at cross-cultural manifestations of various cult activities, particularly one involving immolation.

I'd be happy to send you some articles on the topic - though most are terribly vague, I'm afraid - but I was curious about one thing: Buyandelger mentioned that you'd mentioned Japan, a country which he had very little knowledge of, in the context of vermin cults. May I ask if you've found any data on that topic? Buyandelger would ask, but he forgot to email you and now feels rather too awkward.

Please, let me know if there's anything you'd like to ask me about relating to these articles. I look forward to discussing them.

Best,

Arch


She checked the first article attached to the email - J. B. Slate 2005 - Archaeological Analyses of the Human Remains found in the Tuscany Mithraea. She opened it, and the first thing she saw was an image - a ring of bodies, burned to the point of looking like carbonised wood, with whorls that resembled enormous fingerprints engraved on every exposed scrap of flesh. And on every face, a beatific smile.

Her reply to Arch was near-instantaneous.

* * *​

In the depths of another city, a man narrowed his eyes. He was surrounded by fire - a nest of centipedes eradicated. Transparent plastic sacs loomed all around, brimming with amniotic fluid, containing bodies that writhed with centipedes. Rows and rows of the sacs stretched into the distance, and one by one the fire was destroying them. Sometimes the bodies barely reacted as the fire melted their cocoons, sending them sprawling boneless to the ground with sighs of relief. Other times they struggled, splitting their own sacs, collapsing with bodies too weak to stand on their own, pale centipedes twitching in pain as the heat slowly cooked them. As juveniles, an ordinary flame would already have been a danger, and this fire was something quite beyond the norm.

Beyond the sacs, in a clear patch of ground, a monk was burning to death. He laughed, and wept enormous yellow tears, his eyes shrunk to tiny wrinkled grapes. His mind was long-empty, replaced with boiling fire. All his memories had long been bled away after days of being consumed, until he became nothing more than the source of the inferno now obliterating his life's work. At this point, he didn't care. He was finally whole. The man who had started this, who stood surrounded by flame yet showed not a hint of fear or pain, remained perfectly still. He sniffed, deeply, smoke entering his nostrils and leaving his mouth. Slowly, deliberately, he moved towards the exit, the heels of his shoes crushing down on skin and scales that had never seen the sun, and now were exposed to something a thousand time more brilliant. He sniffed again, tasting the carnage around him, and something else, a quality of the world that existed beyond natural senses.

He smiled curiously.

"Something just broke."
 
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31 - Three Weeks Later
31 - Three Weeks Later


Taylor woke up. The sun shone without heat, but it still illuminated her room in a way that made even the dark corners seem inviting, the peeling paint seem rustic, the aged furniture seem charmingly antique. She had woken at the perfect time, a full twenty minutes before her alarm was due to go off. Enough time to lie back and contemplate… anything she wanted. She stayed in bed for precisely two minutes before rising, hastily, and beginning her morning routine.

Exercise was tough, as usual. Morning exercise comprised a set of stomach crunches and push-ups as a warm up, followed by a round of resistance band training. She was on the 11kg bands now, something which gave her no small amount of pride, given that she started at 6kg. Today was a Tuesday, and that meant working on the back and the obliques - the muscles at the side of the torso. Rotations, lifts, stretches… all of these blended together into a soothingly senseless ritual, her thoughts banished to a place where she didn't need to worry about them. As she cooled down, she began to contemplate things. She did this for ten seconds before heading to the bathroom.

She showered, the water nearly boiling, and began the applications. A cursory wash first, then a lengthy application of a type of body scrub composed of some chemicals she didn't want to try and name, and almonds. It smelled of very little, but it served a purpose - loosening her skin for the next ordeal. She began to scrub her flesh with one of the harshest brushes she could use without breaking the skin. Her face was untouched by this, only receiving a cursory scrub, while the rest of her was a lobster-red by the end, a combination of near-scalding water and bristles which nearly left actual cuts. Afterwards, a gritty mud-like paste which the Paper Street Soap Company sold, that soothed the aching skin and allowed it to begin healing. In a few places the paste smarted, and she winced slightly - she'd gone a little too far with the brush, evidently, and now the paste was stinging the miniscule wounds. Her hair was given quite the treatment, something called Tuscan Firaga Shampoo scouring it for any piece of debris, shedding the dust and grim which her hair naturally accumulated. Then, a caffeine-augmented hair treatment which made her hair grow thicker and stronger, apparently - she'd seen Ahab's tiny patches where wear and tear had left her near-bald, and had no desire to become her twin in that regard. Then, conditioner.

She emerged, towelling herself off with a particularly rough towel - turns out that by washing a towel and then drying it by hanging it up, as opposed to running it through a dryer, the cloth starts to gradually become more and more rough to the touch, which suited her just fine. Then, the face. Cleansing lotion, a ten-minute facial mask while she brushed her teeth, flossed, and applied both mouthwash and anti-plaque material. Finally, moisturiser. Her bathroom was becoming quite crowded at this point, full of all manner of small bottles (for experimentation) and large wholesale-size containers (for those products she'd definitely settled on). Turned out Pieuvre Armements, the same company that made Ahab's Secateurs, also had a limited beauty range which it primarily marketed to mercenaries - its gear had a habit of producing excessive quantities of gore, and it had stepped in to fill the gap in the market by providing creams, gels, and lotions which served to remove blood from the face and body, preventing any side-effects that extended blood spray could cause. Pace Elizabeth Bathory, bathing in blood was actually quite bad for the skin. As a loyal customer of PA, the company sent her complimentary lotions which she didn't use - too painful on her sores - and thus Taylor ended up with a hefty supply of very good French face cleansers. The mouthwash was from Turk - he'd lost a tooth some years ago and replaced it with enamel-textured metal, and O.K. had been kind enough to source some special mouthwash that was tough enough to scour the metal clean of impurities without damaging any enamel on the real teeth. He primarily used it as a component of his bathtub moonshine (gave it a minty kick, not that she could tell past the acrid taste of liquid death), and was happy to give Taylor part of his month's supply.

With that Taylor went downstairs, sat down in her favourite chair, and… stopped. Her gaze, which had previously been bushy-tailed and bright, faded into dullness. Her frame, previously charged with energy and pep, was now sinking backwards listlessly. She stared straight ahead, and her fingers curled into fists. She was having a moment - Chorei's last, to be exact. She kept hearing her begging before she went into the elevator. She remembered Chorei's parents. Her mother was wide-faced, always ready to smile, her hair one of the few things she cared for as much as she did her family - Taylor's own hair suddenly felt dirty, and she resisted the urge to stand and wash it again. Her father was the narrow-faced one. She'd inherited many of his features - but Chorei's nose belonged to her mother. Her father had been a good man, salt-of-the-earth, yet discouraged by the loss of his family's status over the long, brutal years. Devoted to his land, saddened by how that land betrayed him over and over again. For a moment a small Japanese fishing village became a rotting coastal city, and a narrow-faced but kind-eyed Japanese man became Daniel Hebert. She wondered if this was Chorei's final curse. She still thought about what she'd said at the Qigong Centre: 'You can never truly escape us, usurper. Never'.

A hand came down on her shoulder, startling her into motion. Her father smiled warily, obviously worried for her. She tried to muster a smile in response. It wasn't entirely convincing, but more than the smile it was the renewed activity in her eyes that reassured Danny. Her episodes were happening far too frequently for his liking, and worst of all, he wasn't sure how often they happened - he sometimes wondered if she woke up in the middle of the night, staring into the distance, fists clenched. When he left for work, how many hours did she spend learning, and how many hours did she spend sitting listlessly with no sense of the world around her. The only times she seemed truly herself, immune to the episodes, was when she was engaged in something truly mind-numbing. Some of her schoolwork qualified, her morning rituals (which only became more and more elaborate as time went on), her exercise. He died a little every time he held her hand and realised there was nothing there.

The two made breakfast in silence. Another bad habit introduced by Turk - silence. He had learned how to communicate with silence, how to give a voice to it. The man could hold an entire conversation with someone adept in his mode of communication, all without saying a word. Taylor hadn't mastered that quite yet - her silences were long, but they weren't communicative. Her silence obscured her inner state of mind, which… irritated Danny, just a little. Eggs. Bacon. Orange juice. Simple, but homely. Comfortable. His alarm went off far earlier than he wanted it to, but nonetheless he had to obey. With a quick hug, he was gone, out of the door and into his battered vehicle. Taylor remained behind, chewing a piece of bacon. She reflected on the changes of the last few weeks.

Homeschooling had begun in earnest. The business with Lung and Chorei had left her with occasional episodes where she was, effectively, isolated from the outside world. That, and her father's renewed vigour, had led to a quick settlement with Winslow. No more Emma, no more Madison, no more Sophia. All that remained was her, sitting alone, working her way through a pile of textbooks. She still wasn't sure if this counted as a win. At least her 'grades' (i.e the results from the occasional practice tests) were improving, now that learning became a matter of self-discipline, a subject she'd applied herself to with fanatic devotion. Turk was still recovering from his wound, as were Sanagi and Ahab. Turk continued to run his tea shop, albeit at a much slower pace. He sat behind the counter instead of standing these days, but his weight was recovering and his colour was significantly better. Sanagi, on the other hand, did not accept her wounds with grace and equanimity. Stuck at her desk, going through piles of paperwork the other officers were too bored to go through, gradually going insane. It got to the point that it looked like her trips to the tea shop were keeping her stable. Ahab was Ahab - her life was just marginally more sore these days. Very little appeared to shake that woman - in all honesty, Taylor was jealous of her.

Arch, the friend of Buyandelger, continued to correspond with her. Clipped, short exchanges, but exchanges nonetheless. He was interested in the business going on in Brockton, and insisted he'd come out as soon as he could get some leave - a few weeks still to go. She sighed - and settled down to get to work, a pot of tea brewing at her side - Turk's cinnamon-clove blend, which he had given her in an old metal box which once held ammunition. She sometimes liked to imagine she smelled gunsmoke wafting from the pot. The smell made her think of her plans for the evening - it'd been a few days since she'd been to Turk's tea shop, and she'd finally decided to go tonight, come hell or high water.

* * *​

Sanagi tapped her foot restlessly - it was one of the few parts of her which was completely unharmed, and thus she could tap it with impunity. Her hands, on the other hand, she couldn't drum on the table without spikes of pain travelling up her arm, which only fed into her ongoing bad mood. No patrols. No investigations. And no hope of promotion. Her superiors had, understandably, been very curious about how she got so injured, but the chaos of Lung's attack on the Centre, followed by a whole raft of crimes across the city, had distracted them long enough for her to get settled back in. She was still a cop, and had no desire to be ripped away from a career that genuinely gave her purpose. An office job - like the one she was doing right now - would drive her mad.

Speaking of being driven mad, the continued investigation into the way those records had changed so suddenly was slowly but surely pulling her over the edge. She asked her colleagues about it, but none of them had noticed a damn thing. Were they idiots? Were they lying to her? Could they hear her right now, plotting and scheming to finally make her snap?! No, that was nonsense. That was the deskwork talking. Her colleagues were regular officers, not detectives - she rarely interacted with their crowd. The officers didn't exactly bother to check these files, what they cared about was how to keep the peace in their immediate vicinity. And so, by the time any of them gave them a gander, they had already changed. So Sanagi was the only one to have actually seen the records altered, and she was unwilling to tell the others how obsessed she was becoming. She might have snapped - it was very much a possibility. She was the only one who could claim that the documents had changed, and she could find no concrete proof. Even now she was forgetting what they originally said - but she knew what she had seen. And those memories would be keeping her up for quite some time, though interacting with Ahab on a daily basis taught her that, yes, she was quite content keeping sober. Her deskmate, on the other hand, had no such inclination towards sobriety, and was wearing a pair of ridiculous wrap-around sunglasses to keep out the harsh fluorescent glare of the station's lights.

"Hey… hey Sanagi."

"What."

"Think you could type a bit quieter?"

Sanagi paused, staring blandly at the man sitting opposite her - Martin something, she'd never bothered learning his last name. She looked at his stubble, at his paunch, at his slightly rumbled shirt… and she started typing as loudly as she possibly could. Martin groaned.

"C'mon man, you serious…"

"Mm-hm."

She hummed absent-mindendly as she typed her way through yet another pointless bit of paperwork - none of this was difficult, none of this gave her any chance of improving herself. And that filled her with the kind of agonising rage that made her want to split Martin's head open with the nearby fire axe. Chop him horizontally through the eyes, destroy the brain, put the sunglasses back on and pretend he was actually asleep. If anyone asked why he was bleeding explain that he had a rough night. If they question further politely ask to go to the restroom and then climb out of the window. Ah, if it weren't for her still-mostly-broken arm it'd be a flawless plan. That and the murder in the middle of a police station.

Her rage intensified when she found herself forced to stand and walk to the printer. She hauled herself up with her left arm - this being the one that was less broken than the other one, though it still ached like a bitch, and the movement caused her right arm to shift about in a way that made her wince and imagine loose bones jangling in her flesh. She stumped over to the machine, stared at it for a few moments, and realised nothing was printing. She stumped back to her desk to check her computer - oh, silly her, she'd made the basic error of closing the document immediately after hitting 'print' so the printer just forgot the document existed. She suppressed the urge to hit something with a lead pipe. They keyboard was awkwardly placed, the monitor awkwardly far away, and so she had to sit back down again - leaning over the keyboard to type with her left hand meant leaning on it with her right arm, which, again, was a jumble of bone shards and pain. She sat. She waited for the document to load. It did. She hit print. She waited patiently until she heard the sound of printing come along. She stood, painfully, and walked over. She genuinely came close to committing a workplace massacre when a colleague was standing over the printer, waiting for a document to come out. She gritted her teeth, and waited. It kept printing. A full minute passed.

"How long's yours?"

"Revised procedures for gang members. Few hundred pages."

"They revised those? How many changes?"

"Typo on pages 12, 19, 193, and 202."

She resisted so many urges.

"Why not print out those pages and those pages only."

"Eh, I needed a new copy anyway, mine was getting pretty ragged."

Because you keep spilling coffee on it you absolute son of a bitch-whore-dog I bet you don't even exercise properly you fat fuck I will genuinely end you with every tool at my fucking disposal I will choke you out I will crush your testicles I will shoot your fucking dog do you hear me-

"Fine."

A whirring, clicking noise came from the printer, then a strangled sound of ripping paper.

"Ah, hell, might be jammed. Hey, Tanagi, just hold on for a moment and I'll deal with it."

Sanagi - not Tanagi - screamed internally for a very long time and never really stopped. She was still internally screaming when she finally got her document - but only after the prick in front of her (Johnson?) had counted through all two hundred and seventy three pages of his revised procedures, finding her document tucked at the back because he'd just let it print even after his own was clearly done. She sat down, finally. Her everything ached. She needed to calm herself, desperately, before she actually did someone grievous bodily harm. She was probably too hazardous to let out on patrol, now she thought about it. The things she'd do to a petty criminal. After a moment's hesitation, she looked up 'S.E.T.' one more time. And just like the other times, a whole raft of varied results came up. Apparently multiple government departments had the acronym 'S.E.T' - which she thought was illegal or something - but the one she thought most likely was 'Sector for Extralegal Transactions'. Nothing remarkable on any page mentioning them, and there were very few mentioning them in the first place. Director was some guy called Cox, no picture, and nothing on any other members. Just some vague stuff about them helping the FBI and CIA crack down on certain bits of illegal trade. But not all illegal trade apparently, because that would make them an actually relevant department with actual oversight and instead they were some pissant group which was somehow connected to how her documents had changed.

She was about to start digging into the Congressional minutes which might or might not have some bearing on what S.E.T. actually was, when the fire alarm went off. She forgot today was a fire drill, and the internal screaming resumed as she stumped outside with the others. It was raining today, and now she had to deal with a faint feeling of dampness in her cast for the rest of the day. It was depressing, but somehow Turk's tea shop was the only thing keeping her sane at this point. At least there she vaguely controlled the madness around her, understood the people involved in it, and felt no urge to maintain an air of perfect professionalism. And Turk was such a good listener, though she pretended not to notice how he swiftly downed a few pale white pills any time she walked in. What business was it of hers that he decided to take his painkillers coincidentally whenever she entered.

Thunder crackled overhead, and Sanagi considered asking if she could share some of those pills.
 
32 - Be Fools Not to Ride this Strange Torpedo All the Way to the End
32 - Be Fools Not to Ride this Strange Torpedo All the Way to the End

Ahab cracked upon her eyelids, painfully, and took in her surroundings. Unusual - she hadn't remembered going to bed in the bath, and yet here she was, surrounded by lukewarm water slowly turning the colour of a fresh bruise, with an empty bottle of something or other floating merrily by. Briefly, her faintly sozzled mind considered marketing the latter as some form of toy for adults - the rubber duck was kitsch, primarily for children and infantile grown-ups, but a cheerfully bobbing bottle of 'something-or-other' was distinctly mature. It spoke of sophistication, debauchery, a willingness to combine pleasures - in this case, the bath and liquor - into a rareified cocktail appreciable only by the truly urbane. She realised, belatedly, that she was sitting in the same bath that her sores were in and had been for theoretically hours, and promptly scrambled out - hitting a whole manner of sore spots on the way - and rushed to the medicine cabinet for her cleansing powder. Nasty stuff, that came in a plain white bottle with a whole raft of warning signs along the edge. In a moment of clarity, she grabbed one of her shirts which was lying on a drying rack (and had done for nearly two weeks, it being a shirt she didn't have much of an inclination to wear), stuffed it between her teeth, and began the applications.

She howled through the shirt, clenching her teeth so tight that if it weren't for the shirt she'd probably have chipped one of them. The powder scoured her wounds, killing almost all the putrid bacteria which could have built up and festered while she was in the bath. This, this, was why she showered. Faint smoke came from her wounds, and she continued to grit her teeth as the powder did its work. Three, four, five, six… seven! Seven seconds was the recommended time before the powder went from cleansing to burning. Well, more from 'healthy burning' to 'unhealthy burning'. She immediately grabbed a clear bottle of vinegar and poured it over her flesh, the pain disappearing almost instantly. Well, 'momentarily' was perhaps more accurate, and she grabbed a small bottle of pills, checked the label, threw it aside and picked up a bottle of hooch she had lying around for situations like this. Apparently the amount of alcohol that was generally in her system made most strong painkillers potentially fatal, and unless she wanted to neck aspirin and paracetamol until she needed a new liver, hooch was the best possible solution. She sighed. The bathroom was soaked from her abrupt exit from the bath, and stunk of vinegar and rot - as did she. And so, having woken up in the bath, Ahab took a shower.

Breakfast was non-existent, though she did finish consuming a box of chocolates Turk had sent her way. She winced as she bit down on a particularly nasty liqueur chocolate, and washed it down with something a little stronger. The pain from her injuries was slowly subsiding, and bit by bit she was feeling more functional. Waking up in a putrid bath was one thing, last week she'd spent the night in a haze of trying to desperately hit on men at a selection of bars - an experience she was trying diligently to forget. Turned out one of the guys she'd been trying to chat up was a member of the E88, and had mostly been entertaining her because he honestly couldn't tell if she was white or not beneath the sores and the surgical mask. She had, for the first time in her life, regretted bringing up her esteemed ancestry - the punk had spent an hour waxing lyrical on his Hyperborean ancestors, then realised she was from Pakistan, and promptly spat on the ground and walked away.

So yeah, the putrid bath was somehow an upgrade.

Ahab was… not quite miserable, but she was something approaching miserable. She felt delayed, interrupted. The fight against Chorei had been brilliant - insults, blood, gore, using her favourite weapon for dealing with prattling godlings… and then it had been over. When Chorei vanished into that elevator, Ahab had felt the distinct urge to fall over on the steps and stare up at the stars, waiting for her injuries to finish her off. It was a good way to go - killing a being which transcended parahumanity, saving a young girl, and then dying peacefully while staring at the stars. But she had looked at Taylor, and saw the look in her eyes. The blank stare, the way she seemed incapable of focusing on anything in front of her. She saw how much blood covered her. And she felt too guilty to lie down and die. And then life started again, and she was lurking in a protein farm waiting for Turk to give the all-clear, and then she was back in her filthy home surrounded by empty bottles, waiting for something to happen. She'd fought, gloriously, and was ready to die gloriously, but her blasted loyalty to her comrades had stopped her.

And now she was wondering if she had made the right choice to keep going. She kept wondering that every day, until she'd see Taylor, see how that look had never quite vanished, and resolved to keep going - just for a little longer. She wasn't going to off herself, but she desperately needed a last battle to throw herself against until she broke and could finally sleep. Chorei had been a flash of the old days, a brief period of absolute certainty and deadly focus - she'd barely drunk at all as that particular misadventure had reached its climax. But here she was, drowning herself in a pile of cheap liquor. Turk's tea shop was keeping her vaguely sane, giving her an excuse to get out of the house and actually interact with the people around her. She was abuzz with far too much nervous energy as it was, to the point that she downed a quick double of something acrid before heading over to see her friends - settled her nerves, kept her from going too loopy. Last Tuesday she'd tried to spend a little time without drinking, and she'd soon found herself dancing wildly to some song by Fatboy Slim, kicking bottles everywhere she went, sweating like she was in the tropics. Tanqueray Gin had put that to bed, but nonetheless she needed something to get her jitters out.

She twitched, and fell to the floor to begin a series of stomach crunches. She didn't bother counting how many she did, just pushing herself until she could push herself no more. Sweat poured down her, and the tension in her muscles started to fade away with each repetition - sets were nonexistent, any discipline vanished in the face of the urge to simply do something. Thoughts started to fade from her head, and she began to wonder what the others were doing. Turk was probably starting to work, creaking his way around that shop of his, face still stoic as ever even when his wounds ached him. Being completely impaled by a spear hurt like a bitch - certainly gave her a renewed sympathy for the whales (if there were any whales left, of course - marine biology had fallen off a little once Leviathan causing random tsunamis had fucked up the currents beyond repair, and half the countries with any interesting wildlife collapsed into failed states). Taylor was hopefully doing her homeschooling thing, hopefully not suffering too many episodes. Ahab had seen too many comrades fall to episodes like that - but unlike them, she had a father to look after her, and actual friends in a peaceful environment. Even if one of those friends was a dysfunctional drunk leper. And Sanagi… Sanagi she'd barely managed to get a bead on, even after living together in the protein farm for a few weeks. What she did recognise concerned her. Trying to cover up rage with professionalism rarely worked - the last friend she'd had who tried that had gone too far, last she saw of him was when he'd started to work as a manager for some mid-range lumber company. Specifically, she saw him in his slightly-too-expensive car, downing half a dozen energy drinks and slapping himself in the face while roaring into the silence. She'd worried about him, but… well, he also scared the shit out of her. With those memories processed and filed, her energy was gone. She sprawled on the ground, stomach aching something fierce, and stared at the ceiling. Against her best impulses, she drifted off to sleep, purposeless and dejected, an interrupted death-seeker craving some form of release.


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Arch was bored. He sat in front of his computer, fifth cup of tea in front of him, listening to some late 90s crap he'd pulled onto his phone because, let's face it, they weren't songs he'd listened to a thousand times already, which couldn't be said for the others. His bladder was aching. His legs were sore. The uneven cut of his nails was growing steadily more and more irritating. His left incisor felt loose and cold air made it sting. He was, in short, bored and tired, feeling every one of his years keenly.

This was particularly irritating because he was only twenty-eight. Old enough for his hair to start to thin (a legacy of his father's family), for his face to sag a tiny bit, for physical exercise to leave lingering aches and pains. But still young enough that he noticed these changes with agonising clarity. The only thing that was distracting him from the everyday cruelties of ageing was the exchange of emails he'd been having with young Miss Hebert. Her response to his email, which itself had been phrased in admirably roundabout tones that revealed little of what he knew or suspected, had been blunt to the point of making him raise his eyebrows.

Dear Mr. Arch,

Thanks for the email. Pictures from articles match what I've seen in Brockton Bay. Think whatever's causing them is still active. Come as soon as you can.

Taylor H


Attached to the email had been some low-quality pictures taken on a cheap phone, showing… carbonised bodies, marked with fingerprints carved deep into the flesh, sitting cross-legged in a dark warehouse. That had been unsurprising. The statement 'whatever's causing them is still active' was surprising. The findings he's seen, both in person and through articles and correspondence, had all been unified by their dead quality. These were ancient sites, the most recent being from the early 17th century. To hear that some new bodies had been found in such a state, with whoever created them still active… it lit his imagination on fire. The difficulty lay in getting to Brockton Bay, as one would imagine. The city was a squat little place on the east coast of America, far away from his own base of operations in… a converted crack den. Which he was sharing with five other people, and still he barely managed to meet the rent each month. At least his office had central heating.

Arch walked home in a funk, listening to some techno remix of 'Where is my Mind' - it wasn't particularly good, but given that he'd listened to the original too many times to count, the remix at least made familiar tunes and words fresh enough to listen to without total boredom. He didn't bother to announce himself to his housemates, simply stumped into the single room reserved for him, and did his best to make it seem vaguely homely. That is, he started lighting the candles on the mantlepiece, which were stuffed in old wine bottles - proper candlesticks were pricey, and their road was too narrow for the bin collection, so recycling involved a lengthy trek to the dump. Unless one of his friends was spontaneously willing to lend him their car, he'd elected to settle with reusing the heavier objects and slowly accumulating a hoard of beer and food cans in the cellar. The glow slowly warmed the room, and he rubbed his hands over the weak flames.

The neighbours started yelling at each other about something incomprehensible. Arch gritted his teeth, downing a handful of vitamins to distract himself. They didn't really work. Plaster drifted from the ceiling as one of his housemates commenced with one of his very frequent shag sessions. Exercise didn't quite serve to distract him, nor did music - it was the vibrations, you see. And that was when Arch decided that his job could go hang, and he desperately needed to get some new scenery. He started to stride around the house, banging on doors. One of his housemates, Sam, opened his hesitantly - the sound of 'I am the Walrus' blared from within - clearly his own attempt to distract from the thumping shagging going on.

"Uh, yeah?"

"You want to buy anything of mine?"

"What?"

"I'm moving. You want any of my stuff?"

"You still using that old… pointy thing? You know, the one they use for the Torah?"

"The yad."

"Yeah, that - how'd you get that by the way?"

"Dated a Jewish bird two years ago, roped me in to clear out an old synagogue, may have liberated a few souvenirs."

"You devil you. Well, you're still using it?"

"Nah, you can have it for a fiver."

"Bloody fantastic."

This continued for some time, and his room slowly emptied of random paraphernalia until it started to resemble a place that someone else could actually move into. The couple who'd been shagging on the upstairs floor had bought a surprising amount from him - though his housemate had shot him a dirty look when his partner had insisted on decoupling from him and descending downstairs to examine his grotty collection of paperbacks. He shot him an even dirtier look when she returned with a pile of Westerns and started going on about Lonesome Dove. In revenge, he bought one of Arch's favourite ties (he offered a tenner for it, he could have whatever he wanted for that) and promised to use it exclusively for coital purposes. Arch couldn't quite bring himself to care, but saluted the tie as it passed into the sweat-stained darkness never to return.

In the course of his fundraising efforts, he found himself in their grimy kitchen, a skinny girl sitting across from him. Housemate - Maria. Nice girl, but all bones, like a jumble of papercuts waiting to happen, all wrapped up in a spidery black dress that didn't remotely suit her. The two had been friends at university - well, they'd known each other well enough to enjoy each other's company, but had remained at a good enough distance that their more irritating traits remained obscured. They were gradually bridging that distance, and were finding that, yes, they probably should have remained quite far apart indeed if they had any sense. He had tried to sell her a few books of his - nice copies of some Gogol - but she was politely declining him. And so he decided, given that she was clearly uninterested in buying his stuff, to give up the illusion of being a member of polite society and embraced the animal. He was proclaiming something or other:

"...and how can they expect me to keep working there if they never tell me when I'm teaching, what I'm teaching, or who I'm teaching?"

She nodded sympathetically.

"Is there no damn communication in this place anymore? Are we back at the level of dumb beasts?!"

"Could be."

"And now Hubert's gone, there's just... there's just no reason to stay here. So I'm going to follow up some leads in America, look at some... business opportunities."

"Seems like a big move."

"Not living there, God no, just visiting, need to investigate some business-"

"-Opportunities, yeah, you mentioned."

"Oh, right. So, yeah, business opportunities. So if the university asks where I am tell them I was eaten by some sewer alligator or something."

"Sewer alligator, OK."

"No, wait, that sounds ridiculous."

A pause.

"Nah, can't think of anything better, sewer alligator it is."

"They might want a death certificate."

"Shit, forgot about that. Ah, who cares, they'll probably ignore my existence anyway, find some new schmuck to take over. I'm a doctor of archaeology, Maria, I've earned the right to be flighty and fanciful, I earned it by putting myself into crippling debt."

"Mm-hm."

In the end, he accumulated maybe £150, and thus he strode out of the door with as much money as he could gather from various pockets and shoes (including a wodge of notes withdrawn from the bank), a battered suitcase stuffed with books, underpants, undershirts, assorted bits of tat, and his collection of Acapulco shirts, created over the course of years from the refuse of dozens of charity shops and friends who regretted buying the luminescent things. He may be going to a depressing American port city, but he felt the need to puff himself like a peacock, all covered in colours, ready to forget the rest of the universe and focus on the part which he still failed to understand despite his best efforts. A taxi was called, the airport was reached, and in surprisingly little time he was on a plane to Brockton Bay - well, he was on a plane to Boston, and then… well, he'd figure out what to do when he got there.

For a brief moment he wondered if his actions were a little over-hasty, but the complimentary G&T at high altitude left him quite content with the state of the universe. This was an appropriate state of mind to be in - for barely an hour after he had left, a heavy storm caused a heavy tree to fall on the converted crack den he used to live in, and the shoddy construction materials meant that a good chunk of the wall was sheared away, and a particularly vicious-looking branch speared straight through his bed. And on the top floor, an exceptionally irritable naked man yelled in rage, as his partner dashed out of the door using his sheets to preserve her modesty.
 
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33 - 'For Beginners it's Admirable'
33 - 'For Beginners it's Admirable'


The hours rolled by, and the group came to meet at Turk's tea shop, as was their habit. It had been, however, nearly a full week since they'd all met - Ahab showed up at whatever times she pleased, Sanagi confined herself to the evening, and Taylor tended to be busy training under Turk's instruction whenever she arrived. So while Turk had a good knowledge of how his compatriots were getting on, the rest were generally blind to one another. That is, until tonight. The rest of the customers began to filter away, some of them giving the wounded cyclops an odd look as they went, but anyone who came to Turk's tea shop on a semi-regular basis learned that one should just accept the peculiar when he was concerned. This reputation irked Turk quite a bit - he had enjoyed being normal, just some dude running a tea shop where people came to relax. It was rewarding, it was relaxing, it was… well, ordinary. What wasn't ordinary was the collection of individuals now sitting around one of his tables. A pseudo-leper who was somehow looking worse than usual, a policewoman whose anguished rants about her colleagues left him reaching for the painkillers, and a girl who until recently he had thought was a perfectly ordinary young lady.

His first impressions of Taylor had been quite positive - once he got past the orange juice in her hair. She was quiet, paid on time, and was good company. She didn't talk excessively, and she listened well. They did well by one another whenever they could - Turk helped keep his shop as a sanctuary from the outside world, and Taylor in turn acted as a reassuring presence during the quieter moments, when he was left alone with his thoughts. Now, though, he had to revise his opinions. She was a parahuman for one - and a powerful one. She'd drawn him into a fight against an immortal centipede demon-thing, which had left him almost fully impaled. She'd changed. His training had toughened her, but she was the one honing that toughness into a sharp edge. He found it slightly alarming how abruptly well-groomed she'd become. And her episodes of inactivity, staring into the middle-distance before suddenly recovering… they worried him, and made him feel guilty. He knew he shouldn't feel too guilty - she was an independent individual and had the capacity to make her own decisions, even if they were poor ones, but it was his advice which had motivated her. If he hadn't advised her to live life independently, always ready to detach oneself from the ties that bind and strangle… maybe she wouldn't have decided to set herself on solving that case with the missing girl, maybe she wouldn't have found Chorei.

He was finding quite the urge to leave as of late. He had that itch in the soles of his feet that said 'you've been still too long, old man, time to move on again'. He resisted the itch. Not time yet. He'd taken a page from Taylor's book, and decided there were some ties he didn't want to sever quite yet. Ahab was a vulnerable person, and needed someone to rely on. Taylor too. And Sanagi was an abrasive person, and without a stoic presence her clashing with the others might lead to… issues. He had responsibilities. And he was getting too old to keep running away. At least, that was what he kept assuring himself, over and over. His arguments were convincing, but the itch remained.

Turk shook his head. Bad thoughts. He looked up as the door opened with a merry jingle, allowing Ahab in, accompanied by Taylor. The two must have met on the way over. They were chatting readily, though Ahab had an air of eager loneliness about her. She was hungry for interaction, and was talking very rapidly with the poor girl - save for their interactions, this was probably the only real conversation with a friend she'd had in about a week, maybe longer. She was telling her something about a good firing range in town, not used by any of the gangs, very above-the-board. Taylor was listening politely, but there was a spark of interest in her eyes which made her careful stoicism seem like an act. She was genuinely interested in what Ahab was saying… and Ahab could tell. He was glad to see her smiling so widely. They sat, and Turk stumped over with a pot of tea to sit beside them, letting them serve themselves - he was wounded, that was the reason, he wasn't just tired and slightly lazy. He, naturally, did the courtesy of tearing open a pack of biscuits, fanning them out on one of his nicer plates. He wasn't a total savage. He tuned into their conversation, sipping at his own cup slowly and carefully.

"...so, anyway, how's the homeschooling been going?"

"Good! Well, good enough. Better than Winslow, definitely, but still slow-going."

"Ah, count yourself lucky, I only learned to read when I was sixteen."

"Seriously?"

"Yep. But I got the hang of it - that and the Latin alphabet, and the Japanese one. See, I figure that having no schooling kept my natural childish love of learning intact and perfect, and that included the childlike capacity to learn languages very quickly."

"Not sure that's how it works."

"And yet I know three languages, four if I'm drunk (So you know four languages then - Taylor could be a punk sometimes), and you know… what, one?"

"I've done a few years of French."

"So you know one language and you can offend a Frenchman, which anyone can do by not being French."

"Fair enough."

Ahab hummed in satisfaction, sipping at her own cup. He was quite proud of this particular blend - a brief stay in England with some friends had led to him developing a small taste for this tea that they used to make in London before the… well, before the Simurgh attacked that poor city. It was a blend of Lapsang Souchong and Earl Grey, some place in London used to make it for the Royal Family at special request. So much was gone, but nonetheless he persevered in preserving a little shard of what had been a very enjoyable time in that country. It'd taken him months to really perfect the ratios, to get it as close as he could to what he had back then.

Sanagi entered and sat with agonising slowness, wincing as she did so. She looked furious when she entered, and marginally more relaxed when she sat down. The tea sent her into the realms of the human, and all was well. She did, mercifully, say little. He didn't hate Sanagi, he didn't even dislike her, but he did find some of her traits… a little wearing. Especially when he was the sole audience to one of her tirades. At least now he could hide behind the other two - Ahab seemed to find her rants hilarious (if she was tipsy, and if the rant occurred in a limited quantity), and Taylor just listened politely. She was good at that. Might be a parahuman thing. They continued to talk, catching up with one another, growing more at ease by the moment. Turk was happy - and for a time, the itch in his foot was quite a bit quieter. After a time, however, Taylor leant forwards with a serious look in her eyes. It was one of the things he'd become increasingly impressed by - the girl knew how to take charge. With some more experience, she'd be a damn good field operative for some lucky (or unlucky as the case may be) PMC. His thoughts ceased when her gaze fell on him as it scanned the table, snuffing out the last few wisps of conversation.

"So - I know this is abrupt, but I think we should talk about what we do next."

Turk frowned internally a little, but Ahab and Sanagi looked downright ecstatic to hear those words.

"If we want to find whoever created those bodies, killed those people, possibly created Brent DeNeuve, we need to work together - no little side-adventures where we gather information we don't then share."

Nods all around.

"So, I'll level with everyone - I've made contact with an archaeologist from the UK, who's coming over in the next few weeks to talk about the bodies. He's found a bunch of other ones, dating back hundreds of years. Some of them have even been in published journals - but not all. He wants to see a current one."

Sanagi leaned forward.

"I… well, it's hard to explain, but the police records for the incident with the cult have changed. It's all about parahumans now, straightforward as anything. Closed case. Only clue I have is this acronym - S.E.T., means Sector for Extralegal Transactions. See, the cover story for the cult is that they were involved in some organ harvesting operation, explains the bodies, and S.E.T. was brought in to consult about it. Which is impossible, because there was no organ harvesting operation."

The others processed that, and Taylor hesitantly interjected.

"Are you sure it means anything? I mean, they could have just used the acronym."

"If they just used it, then S.E.T. would be surprised, and if they cause a stink it could expose whoever changed the files. But if S.E.T. were involved, then it's the only angle I have."

Ahab pursed her chapped lips.

"I'm not sure we should pursue that, Sanagi. Just saying - if we split our attention too much, one of us might call Lung down again. Just saying."

Taylor held up her hand, carving a path into the exchange.

"No, she has a point, Ahab. If someone covered up this, they probably covered up other things. So getting past that might mean getting access to a hell of a lot more data."

Sanagi raised her eyebrows appreciatively.

"That's… exactly what I was thinking, Hebert. Nice. See, I only really talk to the regular officers, and they don't exactly scan the case files with microscopic precision. Detectives might know more, but…"

Taylor quietly preened at the vindication, then snapped back into an air of total professionalism.

"That's good - maybe try and see if you can get in good with them? See if you can find out what they know?"

"I'll certainly try."

Professionals didn't overestimate their abilities, nor did they underestimate. No excessive pessimism or optimism here.

"Ahab, I was thinking you and me could look into the Merchants - maybe they knew something important about Brent that's not in any of the police reports."

She paused, and hesitantly turned to Turk, noticing with a wince the barely-visible bandages poking from under his shirt.

"And Turk, I'm… sorry, but I don't think we can have you out doing anything like this."

Turk shrugged. Contrary to what she thought, he didn't mind being left to mind the shop. Sanagi could pursue her goals while doing her job, and Ahab and Taylor were unemployed, but he actually had a business to run. And he'd already lost money on getting medical care following his injury. That being said, he still had talents to contribute to things beyond 'shooty shooty bang bang'.

"Sounds good. I can be quartermaster, if you need - equipment, meeting places, contacts… I get to rest, you get any tools you want."

Taylor blinked in surprise, both at his quick acceptance of staying out of the line of fire, and his generous offer to help with equipment - that had been a sticking point in her plans, admittedly. She was working all-out to sew a new set of spider-silk suits, but the going was slow. Bulletproof vests, ammunition, guns, more exotic weapons and tools… those were things they'd definitely need if they wanted to survive. The first clash against Chorei would have ended in defeat if not for those sonic bombs, and the second and final fight woud likewise have ended poorly for them if Ahab hadn't brought those Secateurs - unpleasant as they were.

"That would be great, Turk. Thanks."

She smiled as warmly as she could. Turk responded with a brief head-jerk of acknowledgement - she thrilled a tiny amount, Turk had given her a 'dude nod'. Loved getting those.

"If there's nothing else…"

Shrugs met her implied question, and Taylor smiled brightly. All thoughts of guilt and regret were gone, replaced instead with the simple joy of being around friends. Speaking of whom… she stood and went to the corner of the bar, bringing back a disc player and a number of books. Sanagi put her head in her hands dramatically - but the fact that she was doing anything dramatically and wasn't just glaring suggested that she was really quite content. It was a good thing, too, she was a surprisingly good alto. Not that vocal ranges mattered hugely at these - at the protein farm they'd gotten quite used to taking whatever part they pleased. Orchestral music blasted through old speakers, filling the tea shop with sound.

Taylor stood, snapping her heel forcefully against the floor. The others remained sitting, but poised themselves properly. The music grew louder and louder, coming towards… she bellowed the first lines, uncaring for such things as good tone or staying in tune. Just as she liked it.

"My gallant crew, good morning!"

The others slammed their mugs (Turk had been careful to use mugs instead of delicate cups today, and for good reason) down on the table with a hearty 'thud'. Mocking salutes followed.

"Sir, good morning!"

"I hope you're all quite well?"

"Quite well, and you sir?"

"I am in reasonable health, and happy to meet you all once more!"

"You do us proud, sir!"

The last line was roared, with even Sanagi putting her heart and soul into it. The tea shop seemed as merry as any bar, any club, any party Taylor could imagine. Sanagi had always been too sober for such things, and had never enjoyed them. And Ahab and Turk were ex-mercenaries, and at the end of the day associated loud clubs and bars with desperately trying to suppress bad memories - they were barely a candle held against the overwhelming cosy warmth of being in good company, with good drink, and some idle silliness which nonetheless fired the soul and soothed the spirit. Song after song passed merrily, each one a belting chorus number or a stirring solo which left not a single person sitting back passively observing. Taylor blasted through 'I am the captain of the Pinafore', Ahab croaked her leprous way through 'When I was a lad', and switching to another disk, Sanagi was pressured into finally leaping into a rousing 'A more humane Mikado never did in Japan exist'. This was quite appropriate. For you see, that particular song involves the Mikado of all Japan declaring loudly his intent to let 'the punishment fit the crime', with increasingly inventive punishments devised. Sanagi took slightly distressing glee in describing in how 'the advertising quack, who wearies with tales of countless cures / His teeth I've enacted, shall all be extracted, by terrified amateurs'. The others were a little hesitant after that, their chorus slightly halting on account of Sanagi's vicious smile.

Turk declined to hold any solo of his own - nor did the others pressure him into doing one. He was stoic, quite content to do large chorus numbers but never willing to carry a tune on his own. The others thought this a sterling commitment to the group, allowing them to take point while he supported and guided. Turk was quite glad they never pressured him. He was simply incapable of holding tunes on his own, he needed someone else to guide him, to remind him what the tune actually was. Otherwise he just meandered all over the place with no sense of where he was actually meant to be or where he was meant to go. The evening culminated with a number from Iolanthe, which Sanagi for some reason adored. There was no conceivable reason for this - there were no tortures, no violence, nothing of real consequence. The entire thing was an opera about fairies and the House of Lords getting up to shenanigans.

Sanagi would never tell anyone this, but she'd seen a production of Iolanthe when she was very young. She barely understood the words, she barely understood the plot, but the sight of the Fairy Queen and a beefeater dancing had stuck with her ever since. She was not a sentimental woman by any means, but she keenly remembered the way the Fairy Queen's wings had glimmered under the stage lights, and how the smile she and the beefeater had shared seemed genuinely affectionate. It was one little bit of sentimentality she allowed, part of a very selective list.

The four were bellowing away with the last ounces of strength their voices could muster, and in that moment all the cares of the last few weeks were forgotten:

"Bow! Bow! Ye lower middle classes!
Bow! Bow! Ye tradesmen, bow ye masses!
Sound the trumpets, bang the brasses
Tan-tan-tara, tzing-boom!"


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Taylor was still humming when she returned home, dropped off outside her front door by Sanagi. She was humming as she went upstairs, humming as she checked her computer, continued to hum when she saw a new email pop up, and promptly stopped humming when she read it.

"What?"

Hebert,

Unexpected change in schedule, flew to Boston, got lift to Brockton, currently in Padraig's Tavern (free wifi), let me know good place to rendezvous tomorrow
.

Arch

P.s sorry for how late it is jet lag's a bitch


"What?"

She looked up Padraig's Pub. It was barely in Brockton Bay, some place way outside, oddly close to the protein farms. What… how… where was he meant to sleep? Where was he meant to do anything? Why had he come out with no warning?! Taylor let out an exasperated yell:

"WHAT?!"
 
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34 - Obscure Proverb: Avoid Irish Pubs in America lest a Hyperborean Zealot embarrass an Alexandrine Leper
34 - Obscure Proverb: Avoid Irish Pubs in America lest a Hyperborean Zealot embarrass an Alexandrine Leper

Taylor crashed downstairs, taking the steps two at a time, and rushed to the landline - her father had been barely convinced to allow her to continue hanging out with her friends (all of whom were older than her, two of whom were ex-mercenaries, and one of whom was Sanagi), she'd declined to press him on the mobile phone front quite yet. As she used her insects to tell which button was which, a heavy handset pressed against her face, the sound of dial-tones crackling out from speakers that should rightfully have been retired a long time ago, she resolved to harass him about that particular issue quite soon. She tapped her foot restlessly as the phone rang… and then, with a 'beep', a sleepy voice came from the other end.

"...Uh, hello?"

"Ahab?"

"Speaking?"

"So, I know this is late, but that archaeologist just arrived unexpectedly in Brockton. He's in this bar way out of town, could you drive me there?"

"...Why would you ask me."

"Sanagi has work in the morning, so does Turk. And Turk is injured."

"I'm injured."

"You were thrown against a wall, Turk was impaled."

"Point taken. Second objection, I'm a little teensy weensy bit drunk."

Taylor paused. Driving with Ahab was already a slightly alarming prospect. She had a tendency to drive as though she was preparing to run someone down, not only that, but that she had run people down repeatedly in the past and was very comfortable with how to do it. Practised chaos - she went too quickly, turned corners too rapidly, treated other drivers as competitors to be crushed… but she never got a ticket, never broke the speed limit too noticeably, and hadn't actually caused any accidents. This didn't reassure Taylor, who generally spent the journey with her heart in her throat, desperately trying to stay silent. Ahab drove on a knife-edge, and Taylor didn't want to be the one to push her over into a horrendous accident. And drunk Ahab was something entirely different - Taylor had witnessed drunk Ahab, she had witnessed driving Ahab, she had not yet witnessed drunk driving Ahab and did not particularly wish to.

And yet, Taylor could not drive. And Ahab could.

"...Couldn't you ask your dad or something."

"I'll be honest, I was hoping he could crash at your place if he can't find a hotel."

"Oh no, no no no, no-one gets to stay at my place, they'll cramp my style."

"I was going to ask you later, but apparently the guy arrived tonight and is making it everyone's problem."

"I'm drunk Taylor."

"You're always drunk, how much have you had?"

"...like, two J&B's?"

"That's nothing, that's mouthwash to you - look, it's late, drive slowly, we'll get Arch to drive on the way back, cool?"

"What about the cops."

"Ahab, has there even been a time in recent memory where a breathalyzer wouldn't have picked you up."

"Goddammit, Taylor, stop having good points. I think they're good points. I could be mistaken, I have had two J&B's."

"Good, I'll see you at my place soon."

Ahab hung up, a vague grumbling replacing any formal goodbye. Taylor was about to slam the phone down, realised that was an awful idea, and placed it down carefully and delicately, giving it a soft pat when it settled into its cradle. And with that, she moved as quickly as she dared back to her room to drag on a pair of shoes and a slightly thicker jacket. In perhaps two minutes, she was back downstairs and hopping anxiously from foot to foot as she waited for Ahab to arrive. Of all the inconvenient, inconsiderate… her involvement with academia had been limited to Buyandelger, and he'd been such a pleasant individual, happy to give her his time, happy to give his knowledge with genuine enjoyment. Arch, she'd thought, would be equally professional, willing to stick to a schedule, willing to expound on his knowledge for as long as she needed. Instead, the man had shown up weeks ahead of schedule with no warning and was now in some random pub outside of Brockton because he'd got a lift from Boston, apparently. She clamped down on her anger, realising she was bringing out a little too much inner Sanagi.

Belatedly, she realised a problem. She hadn't told Ahab how to get back in touch with her - images filled her mind of raucous honking shattering the night's silence, waking both her dad and her neighbours. And then, a marginally more likely outcome - the phone ringing loudly, and waking up only her dad. Which was bad, certainly, but certainly involved less general social embarrassment. She barely knew half her neighbours, but the knowledge that they'd think of her as 'the girl who had a leper in a car honking loudly outside her house' was mortifying. She'd still never quite recovered from the time she'd accidentally set off the fire alarm and woken half the neighbourhood. And that was nearly six years ago. Ahab honking loudly… she'd probably have to move and change her name. She sprinted to the phone, poising her fingers above the handset, twitching like she was some gunslinger in a Western, ready to draw if a single indication of an incoming call came her way. A bead of sweat traced down the side of her head.

A hail of loud honking came from outside, along with Ahab hollering 'HEY TAYLOR GET IN THE DAMN CAR.' Taylor quietly died a little, sprinted to the door, flung it open, and screamed 'SHUT UP AHAB PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SLEEP'. Ahab blinked blearily, processing Taylor screaming at her. She wasn't very good at it. A sleepy voice came from the stairs:

"Taylor?"

Shit.

"Oh, hey, dad - sorry, need to head out with Ahab, be back soon!"

"Tay-"

"Bye!"

And with that she was gone, out of the door, past windows which were slowly lighting open across the neighbourhood, and leapt into the car. Yep, this was Ahab's truck all right. Not in the best condition, and for some reason it'd become filthier since she was last in it. It'd gone from 'surprisingly clean' to 'borderline deserving of a fumigation'. Crumbs littered the seats, and a pile of empty takeaway boxes filled the back. The smell of fries and beer suffused the entire interior. Ahab was grinning dazedly. Taylor smiled tightly, grateful that she was driving the two of them out to meet Arch, annoyed that she'd woken up everyone with her incessant honking. Her smile faded almost immediately when saw a can of beer clutched in Ahab's other hand. As she watched, Ahab had a quick glug.

"Ahab, why are you drinking beer."

"I'm drunk, bug-lady, I don't make good decisions when I'm drunk."

"Stop drinking beer."

"It's.. it's not beer, Taylor, it's my… my pus receptacle. I was draining myself when you called, need to finish the process."

Ahab was smiling widely when she said this, and conspicuously covered the mouth of the can with one scarred hand. Taylor raised a single eyebrow.

"Give me the beer."

"NO! No, no, no - you're under eighteen, or twenty-one, or whatever the age is here, and as a responsible adult, I can't provide alcohol to minors-"

"Beer. Give."

"No, Taylor, piss off, you can't have my beer, it's not-"

A very large spider dropped right on her nose, and as she flailed around trying to swat it, Taylor quickly stole the beer and poured it out of the window in one smooth motion. She passed the can back, and Ahab stared at it with an expression of deep betrayal and sadness. The spider scuttled back into a corner - and goodness, there were a lot of bugs in this car. Ahab turned away, sighing deeply, and slammed a disk into her car, letting it play at full blast. It was some rock thing, lots of howling guitars and growling voices. Not Taylor's thing, but hey, at least it filled the silence. It was too late that she realised Ahab was a bit of a chatterbox while driving, and a combination of alcohol and spiders hadn't exactly decreased that tendency.

"You know, old friend loved this song. Rob Zombie in general."

Taylor remained silent. Best thing to do was to take a temporary vow of silence in situations like this - no reason to distract Ahab from driving while very slightly under the influence. She almost reconsidered this when she noticed Ahab wasn't wearing a seatbelt, and was currently fumbling under her seat with one hand, withdrawing a fresh can of beer. Thankfully, without a free hand she wasn't able to pop the tab and drink it, so it sat unopened. If Ahab even thought about pulling the tab with her teeth or considerined taking her hands off the wheel, Taylor would gladly set the small family of cockroaches on her, damn the consequences.

"Real old friend, back in Crossrifle. Good kid, used way too much product in his hair - kinda stupid, given that we wore helmets all the time, but what are you going to do, tell him to stop? Anyway, he loved Rob Zombie, loved Hellbilly Deluxe, listened to it non-stop, but he had a fondness for the other albums. And one day, middle of Kyrgyzstan, we're escorting some guy, some asshole, back to base. Parahuman - tinker, specifically, apparently he's damn good at working with… fuck, what were they called? Monofilaments, that was it, monofilaments. Super sharp. See, though, he made them into these living things - slithering all over, slicing up anything, doing real delicate work. Brass wanted him brought in, so we made a deal with the warlord he was working for at the time. Tinker's in a truck, all locked up, and we're just expecting some kind of chaos. And then this kid, for some damn reason, starts playing Hellbilly Deluxe at full blast. And this guy, this tinker, listens - see, he's one of these parahumans who would have lived and died in a crummy little village if they didn't get powers, and he's maybe heard one or two Western songs in his entire life."

Ahab stared at the beer, and Taylor quietly murmured 'don't even think of it'. Ahab grunted, and looked back at the road.

"We notice this tinker's finally shut up, and we get the idea to play Rob Zombie directly into his little pen. We're bored of him yelping about how he'll pay us anything to get us to let him go, anyway. And there's silence for a while, just Zombie, and then… the fucker starts singing along! He loves the stuff, learns the lyrics, the kid and he actually start getting to know each other. And then… fuck me, best part of the story coming up… the parahuman gets delivered, gets taken by some spooks in suits, and a few years later we hear about this new parahuman who can use monofilaments. Wanna know his name? Fuckin' Hellbilly. The man called himself Hellbilly. Should have seen the kid's face, he was so damn proud of the guy."

Ahab burst out laughing, cackling away merrily. Taylor nervously joined in, though she didn't really get the joke. She'd never heard of Rob Zombie, but hey, good on that parahuman for choosing a name that was definitely copyrighted. She'd read the PHO forums, apparently copyright was only really applicable in countries which were actually… well, existent. No-one forgot Batman, the sonar-themed cape from the former state of Abkhazia. Still, nice to see Ahab focusing on the road - chatting did seem to help her concentrate. She withdrew that appreciation when she saw Ahab's face fall.

"...'course, doesn't end well. He's working for Russia, there's a border skirmish with China, and the Yangban get hold of him. Last thing I heard from Hellbilly was something about his monofilaments being used for nerve stapling - they lace the wires into your nervous system, use it to rapidly condition you with pleasure and pain. In a couple of days you've lost most of your free will, you'll work yourself to death feeling like a king, charge into battle with nothing but a bayonet feeling like you're on top of the world. Pain doesn't mean shit if you've experienced pain induction via monofilament. Kid wasn't around to see it, though. He was one of the poor fucks to get screwed by that chemical attack in Vegas a few years back - the biotinker STD thing. Remember pouring a drink out for him, thinking - that kid died while embedded in some Vegas whore who could suck the paint off a tank, thinking that his music taste had inspired a hero's whole theme. Right before a giant plant burst out of his chest."

She chuckled, but there was no joy in it. She popped the tab with her teeth - Taylor had to restrain herself - and poured the whole think out of the open window onto the asphalt rushing by. They probably left a streak half a mile long by the time she was done. She crumpled the can up and threw it into the back. Her eyes were dark.

"Can't even remember his face these days, and none of us used our real names. Private Shift - no face, no name, and the one guy who might remember him properly is probably a drone for the Yangban."

They drove in silence for a while. Ahab was taken by her memories, and Taylor was… well, Taylor was just feeling guilty. She'd been dreading driving with drunk Ahab - thinking it would be this chaotic scramble across town, a hectic drive that would end with them dead or shaken. Instead, it was just… sad. Drunk Ahab, she was quickly realising, operated on a knife-edge between happy and sad. She could be the life of the party, or she could be this person, silently driving along as she tried to remember the face of an old friend, and all the while Rob Zombie blasted from tinny speakers. The vague memory of whiskey across her tongue felt foul.[/JUSTIFY]


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They finally pulled up outside Padraig's Pub, a crummy little joint outside of town, quite near the protein farms. The moaning of industrial decay, far too familiar to the two of them, came echoing over the wind. The pub itself was more or less what they expected - concrete, low ceiling, music blasting far too loudly for comfort. Ahab blinked as she saw the sign - a gaudy neon thing - and gulped audibly. Taylor noticed, and glanced over.

"You alright?"

"What, me? Fine. Fine. Just… just need a sec."

She reached into the glove compartment and pulled out a surgical mask, slipping it over her ears and around her face. It didn't conceal much, but it at least turned half her face into a void, directing observing eyes to look into her eyes as opposed to… well, the rot that consumed basically everything else. Of course, as a consequence the mask highlighted the slight yellow tint, the squint, the general sheen of unhealthiness that graced her peepers. Taylor reached over and patted her knee.

"It'll be fine, we'll be in and out, no need to stay for long - they'll barely notice us. No stares."

Ahab snorted nervously.

"Not the stares I'm worried about."

And with that they exited, and strode confidently into the bar. As they expected, it was loud, crowded, and far too hot. Bodies bustled around, heads glistened with sweat, and hands clutched huge pitchers of beer and dirty tumblers of various liquors. The bar stools were all full, as were the tables. They looked around, scanning it for anyone who could feasibly be an English archaeologist with a poor sense of timing. Just regular dudes, though, conversing in very loud American voices. Not to mention, they were all pale, which didn't help with the whole 'picking out a British man' thing - their paleness was only accentuated by their baldness. And their muscles.

Taylor was getting a sinking feeling in her stomach. That sinking feeling plunged into a bottomless pit when she saw the first swastika tattoo. She turned to Ahab.

"OK, let's do this quickly."

She raised her voice above the din, yelling as loudly as she could:

"Hey! I'm looking for a guy called Arch, anyone seen him?"

Ahab's eyes widened and she desperately waved at Taylor, trying to get her to stop yelling. But the damage was already done, and the bar paused in its motions to look over at her. They processed that the speaker was white, and turned away to their conversations. Except for one. A gentleman, larger than the rest, stood up and strode over, looking angrily at Ahab. As he walked, he bellowed:

"Hey, it's that bitch who was here last week!"

Ahab cursed under her breath, then hesitantly stepped towards him.

"Oh, hi, uh, Dean?"

"Jack."

"Well, hey Jack, sorry for not… calling?"

Jack grinned. It wasn't a very nice grin. Something finally clicked in Taylor's skull.

"Ahab, why were you in a… in this bar last week?"

"OK, so there's a very good reason. I didn't want to go to a bar where I might know anyone."

"Why?"

Jack laughed loudly.

"OK, so this chick comes in here and starts hitting on everything that moves, and old Jack is too much of a gentleman to just ditch a lady in the middle of a conversation. No-one was listening to her, see, no-one really wanted to catch whatever she has."

"...it's not exactly contagious."

"It's pretty fuckin' gross."

"Ahab, did you at no stage realise what kind of bar this was?"

Ahab grinned awkwardly beneath the mask, pulling it taut around her mouth.

"...I was very drunk. I mean, how do you think I was able to get here so quickly despite being pissed? Had practice, didn't I?"

They had gotten here rather quickly, Taylor thought. Then, she noticed Jack's chest. Particularly, what was tattooed on it.

"Did you just not notice the swastika tattoo."

"I thought it was a fancy swirl, I was very drunk!"

Jack cackled, slurped at his beer, and stalked away. He's had his fun, and had planted the seeds of a very awkward conversation in the car later. Some distance away, a gentleman came out of the toilet. He was shorter than the others, but quite as wide as them - well-built, that was the word, his frame seeming solid, as opposed to the softness of one who is wide from fat alone. He was also wearing a truly horrific Hawaiian shirt. Taylor raised a hand, catching his attention.

"Arch!"

His eyes widened, and he walked over with a broad smile plastered on his face. He extended a hand, and Taylor shook it, realising this was a mistake when she realised it was still slightly damp. Arch realised at more or less the same time, and his grin became slightly tighter.

"So, Hebert right?"

"Yes, that's me - and this Ahab."

"Yo."

"Sorry to be annoying, but could we leave? Bit too… uh"

"Bit too full of swastikas, yes. In my defence, I arrived earlier in the evening when there weren't many people around. And once the crowd started arriving, well… bit hard to go anywhere without a car."

The three quickly exited, moving to the car. Taylor walked a little faster than was polite, getting to the car before the others and immediately calling shotgun. She wasn't a spiteful person, but if Arch was going to drive, then someone needed to take the back seat. And it seemed appropriate for Ahab to take that particular position, given that she'd created the mess back there. Ahab barely minded, and gave the phrase 'make your bed and lie in it' some extra meaning as she slumped into an aromatic pile of polystyrene trays and thin cardboard containers, snoring coming from her form almost immediately. With a shrug, Arch hopped into the driver's seat and started the car - Ahab, being slightly drunk, had left the keys in the ignition.

The road was dark and empty, and the car was quite quiet, with the exception of Taylor giving directions now and again - Ahab's phone was unlocked on her lap, and a map app was displaying the route back home. Not too far, thankfully. Arch coughed awkwardly.

"So, uh, sorry about the whole… thing."

"It's fine."

"Oh, great. I was worried you were angry about it."

Taylor looked at him disbelievingly, but Arch kept his gaze on the road. Unbelievable. Arch paused.

"That was sarcasm."

"Yes, yes it was."

"Ah. Sorry."

An awkward pause.

"About these bodies, then."

"Yeah, them. So, the ones we've found are mostly gone now, they were in an old warehouse on the docks. But there's another place, a tower, which might be connected."

"Oh, fantastic, I'd love to see-"

"No, you don't. It's not safe to go there, trust me. Almost killed me and my friend the last time we went."

Perhaps she was overly harsh, but Arch had annoyed her. Given some more time, maybe she'd adjust, but for the time being she was quite content being curt and rude.

"So, how's it connected?"

"Someone's in there, knew about the bodies, was involved in gathering the victims. And… well, he's not quite right now. It's like he's… absorbing things. People. Everyone in that building is becoming him, though at this point I think they've all become him. Every room becomes his room, and time just slides together."

Arch was chewing the inside of his cheek thoughtfully.

"Interesting. You're certain it's not a parahuman?"

"Certain."

"Hm. That checks out, surprisingly. I'll tell you more later, but there's some limited literature on whoever makes these bodies, and the idea of all becoming one is one of the few common features. Sorry, I don't mean to sound conspiratorial, but-"

"No, no, it's fine. We're used to that - we know there's something out there, and we know it's quite real."

Arch grinned.

"Fan-bloody-tastic. You've no idea how long I've been waiting to just rant about this stuff without people thinking I'm insane."

Taylor smiled back.

"Same. It's just me and a few others who really know about this, everyone else thinks it's just parahumans."

The two fell silent, content in the presence of another who got it. Taylor's annoyance wasn't quite gone, but it was slowly fading.

"So, Arch - sorry to ask, but why did you leave the UK so early?"

"...couldn't really stay there anymore. I'm - I was - working at this university. I'd reached the viral stage, see. Spent years doing my d-phil (sorry, it's a PhD over here, forgot), put myself into debt, and the only thing I could do now was teach - spread my spores, y'know? Go full pyramid sceheme."

He snorted.

"Yeah, well, turned out it wasn't a good gig at all. Nothing but endless work for very little pay. I'd do four hours of marking and preparation, one hour of teaching, and I'd only get paid for the latter. I wanted to leave, and I guess the temptation just got too strong. Needed to get out of town, out of the country. Little holiday - track down some burned corpses, unravel unfathomable mysteries, buy some souvenirs and head back to scramble for any kind of job I can get my hands on."

"You just up and left? Just like that?"

"Mate, I'm living in a converted crack den back home with six other people, and I can still barely afford food. My colleagues are better paid than me and work less - some of them, at least. This close to snapping. Needed to come up for some air - I could tell. Thumbs had gone all funny, see?"

He thrust a broad hand in front of Taylor's face, and displayed his thumb proudly. It was, indeed, funny - made interesting clicking noises as it rotated in ways it really shouldn't.

"Thumbs shouldn't do that. Last time my thumbs did that, I went into the countryside and stole chickens for two months. This feels more constructive."

"You stole chickens for two months?"

"While living in the woods, yes. Good for the skin, good for the soul, came back to work and they barely noticed the mud."

"So you just… do that, every once in a while? Up and leave?"

"Reconnect with nature and myself. Burned corpses this time, chickens last time, and the time before that it was an abrupt shift into management consulting. Next time I might become a priest. Anglican, naturally, that way I don't have to commit to any of the believing nonsense. Leave that part to better men."

He was completely deadpan as he recited this, like he was reading a shopping list. Taylor was gradually coming to the conclusion that Arch was a little unstable. Then again, so was she - her episodes, her routines, her social group. She wasn't devoid of self-awareness, she had every confidence that to others she seemed quite peculiar. Arch, though, seemed quite blase in his peculiarities, accepted them as part and parcel of his life with no discomfort or reflection. Taylor sized him up again, trying to get a bead on this archaeologist. He was broad, had the kind of build a proper boxer does - no abs, no muscles cut from wood, but a hard frame inside a protective covering. Broad, but solid. His hair was dark, slicked back with some shiny substance. His face was weathered - young-ish, but prematurely worn. Deep bags under his eyes, slightly yellowed teeth, skin slightly stained a permanent red - the young could switch from pale to flushed at a moment's notice, but the worn and wearied tended to acquire a permanent stain produced from years of flushes. Screen burn on the cheeks. He kept chewing, probably missing a cigarette or a pipe between his lips - and appropriately, he promptly pulled out a cigarette, stuffed it in, and left it unlit. He glanced over.

"Sorry, just like the feel, I don't need to light up."

Taylor was grateful. She wasn't quite ready to drive around in a smoke-filled car after the excitement of tonight. She settled back in her seat, relaxing a little. Another ally acquired, someone who understood what was happening and was willing to help. And, someone who'd lived outside of America, lived in another functioning country as opposed to the failed states Ahab and Turk had trooped through. And someone who'd escaped, happily integrated shifting and moving into his life. Turk seemed to have settled down a little, but Arch… Arch seemed to always be on the move. Taylor would have to keep an eye on him.

Grey asphalt flashed by, and the industrial decay gave way to city streets, decaying in their own special way. The dashed lines down the middle of the road blended from her perspective, the speed turning them into a single arrow leading directly to the place which Ahab called home. Taylor was eager to see it - Ahab was better trained than her, in much better shape, and had much more experience. To see the chaotic den she dwelled in would give Taylor an entirely undeserved feeling of smugness.

And frankly, with the chaos of Chorei and the strangeness of her life… she needed a win.​
 
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35 - Defective, Return to Sender
35 - Defective, Return to Sender

The three catapulted down the road, following it to the place which Ahab called home. Taylor was… surprised. This was a downright nice neighbourhood, with large houses and wide yards. Even Ahab's didn't look all that bad by comparison, the grass a bit too long, leaves left unswept. The picture of slightly neglected suburbia, the kind you might see belonging to a businessman who's unwilling to shell out on professional help, and thus comes home from each business trip or hectic week to find nature slowly encroaching on his own property. Ahab stumbled out, rousing herself from her doze the moment she felt the car slide to a halt. And then, with abrupt swiftness, she turned and leant down. A number of pieces of rubbish had fallen out with her, and with careful precision she picked up each item and placed it into a nearby bin. The intensity of her eyes as she went about the task was… alarming. It was an intensity she usually reserved for genuinely serious events, and most generally reserved for periods of sobriety. To see it on her face during a mundane activity in a state of drunkenness was more than a little peculiar. Her cleaning completed, she stumbled to the door with a familiar lack of co-ordination, opened it with a key attached to a heavy-looking metal orb, and swung it open to reveal her nest.

Bottles. Nothing but bottles. That was what struck Arch first - the gleaming pillars lining each available surface, universally empty. Maybe hundreds. Ahab glanced around, blinking, then smiled apologetically.

"Sorry - I don't get visitors often. I just like the shapes, the labels, you know?"

Arch shrugged.

"Fair enough. I do the same - stick candles in old wine bottles, you know."

Taylor was alarmed at the look of genuine consideration that Ahab gave that idea. With this many bottles, for one she'd probably wipe out the candles the churches and massage parlours needed, and for two she'd probably destroy her house and the entire neighbourhood in the inevitable conflagration. Ahab paused, then shook her head.

"Sounds fun, but with this many bottles…"

And Taylor was fooled into believing that Ahab was actually sane and level-headed, an actual person instead of a bundle of putrid flesh, alcohol, and dysfunction. Arch agreed - again, fooling Taylor into believing that those around her were functional individuals. The trio went further inside, Ahab flicking on lights as she went - again, an odd bit of genuine conscientiousness surrounded by complete chaos. The idea of a drunk Ahab, an intense expression on her face, walking around turning lights off to conserve energy and to not bother the neighbours excessively was oddly funny to her. Arch was looking politely bewildered as Ahab stumped upstairs, flung open a door, and pointed at a low cot, which could charitably be called a place to sleep. Arch blinked.

"Uh."

"So, there's your room, mine is across the way…"

"I'm staying with you?"

"Yep. So, anyway, I get up at random times so be ready for that, you can access my stash so long as we're sharing - this is a no-hoarding house - not sure what food I have, I think it's just eggs and bread, plus the tank of vegetable oil, and…"

He looked at Taylor with an expression of pleading. Taylor smiled wickedly, and murmured:

"If you'd like to find a hotel…"

Arch abruptly remembered that he had no money to speak of - a few quid here and there was all he had to his name, and he certainly couldn't afford a hotel for a single night. Or, at least, a hotel which didn't harvest your organs after drugging you - not one of the classy harvests either, the ones with a glamorous Russian blonde, this would be some scowling brute with fists the size of dinner plates and no bedside manner. That being said, at least the brute would only harvest his organs once - whereas Ahab would likely do her thing repeatedly. Taylor tapped him on the shoulder, bringing him back to reality.

"I'm off. Ahab'll show you where we meet tomorrow. Night."

She stumbled off, and Ahab followed to give her a lift home, leaving Arch to unpack his things. A suitcase and a carry-on, that was all he could afford. The suitcase was packed with clothes and books, but all he did was pluck a single book out and then left the rest of the case open on the floor. That, he imagined, would be his wardrobe. The book itself was something he'd read a few times befrore - a slim paperback volume of Hunter S. Thompson's work on the Hells Angels. He sank back, perusing familiar words with a sleepy gaze, until he heard Ahab stumble back in. He was jet lagged as all hell - and he never enjoyed it. It was far too late to go to sleep at this point, he'd have to tough it out until next night. If he didn't, the jet lag would just linger even longer. The feeling of being sleepy while your body politely objected was not a fun one. So, when Ahab poked her scabrous face in and asked if he wanted to share a drink, he immediately accepted.

The two were downstairs, sat on a pair of chairs which had clearly come with the house - bland, grey, the stains Ahab's own signature. He desperately hoped the stains were alcohol, and not one of her fluids. Two tumblers were full of some weird brand of gin, a huge tonic dispenser keeping them topped up. The label for the gin bottle depicted a man wearing sunglasses, grinning as he stood atop a globe. There was something familiar about the man - but the name escaped him. All he saw was a man in a fine suit, grinning from ear to ear, staring fiercely out and meeting his gaze unflinchingly. There was no name on the bottle, though, just an arrogant dude. Ahab noticed his confusion, examined the bottle, and explained:

"World Marshal Gin, it's pretty good."

"World Marshal… that's a corporation, right? PMC?"

"Nah, but they own a bunch of PMCs. They supply arms, tech, expertise… and apparently liquor. They work in a bunch of countries, so they just have the logo. No point printing names on gin they're sending to a country with a thousand local dialects that may or may not have a written language."

Arch hummed affirmatively, and downed his G&T with practised swiftness. He slammed it down, and Ahab immediately topped him up with more gin. He smiled blearily at her. She looked at him appraisingly.

"So… Arch. Not your real name, I'm assuming?"

"Nope. Found that it was a good idea to have a pseudonym. And I'm guessing Ahab isn't yours."

"Not remotely. Now, I have to know, though - what's it like out in England these days? Never made it out there, mostly just worked in Central Asia, little bit of work in East Asia."

Arch's face tautened, and he suddenly looked very sad. He was young, but the years weighed heavy on his face, and he downed another tumbler.

"Not good. See, America, they get to screw up with parahumans as much as they want - a city gets levelled, taken over, barely means anything. They've got hundreds more, they've got thousands of miles of nothing to rebuild on. Britain, though… when the Simurgh attacked London, that kinda splintered things permanently. If you don't feel like sleeping any time soon, listen to the broadcasts coming out of that hole. Not… not fun."

Ahab grimaced.

"Yeah, seen lots of places like that. One city goes, and poof - everything else goes with it. Government, army, general order… had a buddy out in Kabul, it's a ghost town these days. People just scatter to the hills, never come back."

"Same happened back home. London depopulated, everyone ran outwards. Say, I don't suppose you had any buddies who worked in the North Sea?"

"Nah, why?"

"Ah, just curious. Heard the Norwegians were hiring someone to try and take care of the garbage patch up there, clear the old oil rigs of people, that kind of thing."

Ahab shrugged, and the two fell into a companionable silence. Arch broke the quiet:

"Sorry to ask - but what's the deal with Hebert? How old is she, fifteen?"

"Turns sixteen in a few months, I think. But yeah, young."

"She looks… old. In her eyes. And she's so damn businesslike, I heard her yelling from the bathroom in that pub. Is she a child soldier, or something?"

Arch chuckled weakly. Ahab didn't reciprocate.

"No, just… she's seen some action here in Brockton. She used to be more spindly, more quiet, more… hesitant to do things. Now, though, I think she's hit her bottom, and is trying to claw her way back up. I think she lost a lot on the way down, personality-wise. Had to give up childish things."

Arch grimaced.

"'When I was a child, I spoke as a child. I understood as a child, I thought as a child. But then I became a man, and I put away childish things'...she doesn't look like someone's who's hit bottom to me. I've seen people who have hit rock bottom, who've slammed straight down and have to claw their way back up. Once met a Catholic anarchist who lived on a houseboat, he hit rock bottom, then vanished, showed up again as a priest. Looked like he'd achieved damn Enlightenment. Hebert doesn't look like that. She looks like someone's who's hit her middle - bottom is still way below her. And she's suspended over the abyss, trying not to look down. Seen the look a lot - resilience, yeah, but more than that, fear. Can't be afraid if you know exactly what the bottom is like."

They fell silent again. Arch was drunk - and tired. He wouldn't have been so forward about this, but there was something about Taylor that unnerved him. She was too… direct, too forceful. And her eyes were far too old. There was a coldness to her gaze which spoke to experience a girl her age simply shouldn't have. He felt a crawling sensation over his flesh just by looking at her. Shivering, he broke the silence once more:

"Mind if I ask what you know about these bodies - I'll ask Hebert tomorrow, but I'm curious."

"Not really my area, Sanagi and Taylor explored that old warehouse. You'll meet Sanagi tomorrow, I suppose. I'll tell you this much, whatever created those bodies is… bad news. Met something like it out in Azerbaijan years back - no fighting it, damn thing killed my entire squad."

Arch leaned forwards, eyes bright.

"So you've met it too?"

"Damn right I did. Some flame thing, burning brighter than anything, made space and time change like it was nothing. Taylor found something like it in this tower in a bad part of town. Nasty shit. Familiar?"

"I've never met it myself, but I've seen what it does. The bodies, mostly. But some people write about it, not many though. If we're swapping stories, though, I can tell you one."

Ahab twirled her hand, eyes fixed on him.

"I was out in El Salvador, mostly out there to do acid with some of my pals from university. They were actual professionals, though, and most of the time I was hanging around in the sun trying to reread the same books. I avoided this little village near the site they were excavating, one of the death squads had basically taken over, and they provided protection to the site in exchange for cash. But only an idiot would go on their turf. See, after the end of the civil war, parahumans were just… omnipresent. The old maras - gangs - were destroyed pretty quickly, new ones forming around parahuman warlords. Government made a truce with them, which more or less means that the criminals run the cities and the government does its best to mediate international trade. But the death squads, those guys just stuck around. Real zealots, they think parahumans are the spawn of Satan and that it's their god-given duty to purge them from existence. 'Course, unlike the maras they'll take international currency, they always need the extra cash. So, bunch of archaeologists are going for this Mayan site, Joya des Ceren, and my friends are there to lend a hand. Rescue archaeology, getting what we can and then running for the hills."

He sipped his drink.

"Now, Joya de Ceren is like Pompeii - this whole site is covered in ash, preserved it damn well. Not really my field, though, and they didn't like me loitering around the site. So I wander around, drinking and reading, and I find this guy, lurking all suspicious-like. Local, wearing these thick sunglasses, big old grin on his face. Turns out he speaks English, and we get talking. I can yell to the squaddies at any moment, so I'm not too nervous of him. Says his name's Roque. Then he busts out the tequila, and I should have been more cautious, but… well, what can I say, I like tequila. And I'd been watching my friends word hard as hell for the last few days, and laziness is miserable without company. We get to glugging, and you should have seen this guy. He drinks, he drinks, he drinks, and then he goes and throws up blood because his stomach ulcer can't handle it anymore. Then he's drinking again."

He chuckled.

"Most hardcore fucker I've ever met. Plus, he actually liked my shirts. We drink, we drink, he leaves, and then the next day he's back to do it all over again. We're doing that thing you do when you're truly drunk and bored - chatting for hours about absolutely nothing. Now, we stick to drinking - no drugs. Turned out the squaddies protecting the site were of the jackbooted puritanical type, and didn't take kindly to recreational mind expansion. But he references the drugs he takes when I'm not around - see, I limit myself to acid, maybe some weed, possibly mescaline. He tries stuff I've never even heard of - something called 'the Embalmer', makes your skin rot off your bones, but the high lasts almost a week. And for gang members, being unable to feel pain is a blessing. Once saw one of these bastards, just running into direct rifle fire, didn't even feel the bullets - most of their organs were dead anyway, turning them into a perforated slurry didn't make much of a difference."

Ahab suddenly felt very glad that her rot was, at the very least, limited to a foul appearance and a propensity to skin infections. Her skin was hideous - it didn't slough off like a snake's scales, and while her organs were certainly corroded, that was more a consequence of intensive drinking and violence. She had the sudden, horrendous image of squatting over a toilet, and instead of the usual slightly bloody discharge, seeing a rancid kidney make splashdown. She glared at the bottle of gin. This was why she didn't drink World Marshal, gave her weird visions. Just so happened they were giving out free samples at an expo a few years back.

"So we're hitting it off, and about a week later he offers to show me this one part of the site - some cave no-one else had really explored. Now I'm not a complete idiot… but I was very drunk. And this one squaddie was keeping an eye on me, mostly out of curiosity. So I go with Roque, and true to his word, it's very near the site, still in earshot. Not much of a cave, more a narrow passage leading to an underground chamber. I follow him, and then… nothing. Silence. I hear him sighing, and taking off those sunglasses. I'm stepping around, trying to find some good footing, when I step on something. And Roque just hollers at me, really shrieks. And then he's on the floor, scrabbling around for whatever I stepped on. I finally get the wherewithal to light up a match, try and get a glimpse of what's going on. And I see Roque pawing around, scraping something pale yellow from the floor. He looks up, and I see… he's missing his eyes. One of them's in his hand, and the other one… well, you can guess what happened to the other one. They're these freaky things, yellow and shrivelled, looks like there's these big fingerprints all over them. The pupil's completely gone, like it exploded and all the fluid just flooded outwards. Worst part is, I can feel my foot burning - like I stepped on a hot coal. Roque's mad at this point, and he lunges at me. I see the one eye he has left starting to glow, and I think I'm dealing with one of the parahumans out here. I'm running on autopilot at this point, so I grab the eye from his hand, squish it between my fingers."

Arch held up his right hand - scorched, the skin red and mottled, flesh scorched into an unnatural smoothness contrasted to flesh which flaked and coiled, melted into a new shape and incapable of healing back to a state of flexibility. He flexed it a few times, showing much of the flesh was nearly completely paralysed. Ahab whistled.

"Roque shrieks again, kicks me away, runs off into the dark. My match goes out, and I go to strike another one - I'm feeling nothing from my right hand, combination of shock and tequila. I light it up, no Roque. Just a stone chamber, filled with these burned bodies - like charcoal. At first I think this is Roque's doing, like he's some kind of serial killer. But… well, nothing's quite right. It's the clothes, mostly. None of them are wearing anything normal, it's all robes and these thong-things. Half of them have bowl cuts, and they're all… smiling."

Ahab coughed quietly. Arch looked at her, slightly irritated.

"...I hate to be that guy, Arch, but I already know this part. Taylor and Sanagi told me about it. Carbonised bodies, weird smiles, yadda yadda."

"Yes, but my corpses were old. Like, dating to the earliest days of the settlement old - yet perfectly preserved."

"Well, they were burned."

Arch let out a quiet huff of frustration, and Ahab giggled in response. This was, sadly, one of the consequences of being exposed to the bizarre and the alien one too many times - the bizarre and alien may manifest in infinite ways, but the terror lay in the perpetual elaboration of that infinity. The carbonised bodies were… familiar, now. Ahab had been terrified of the tower in Azerbaijan, had been terrified of the tower in Brockton once Taylor had described the contents, and had been alarmed at the bodies in the warehouse… but Arch's bodies, no matter how old they were, were still far too familiar for that looming pit of terror to manifest. Just as Chorei had been frightening during their first encounter, but in their last Ahab was more than willing to get up close and personal with a pair of chainsaw-scissors. Takes courage to attack someone with chainsaw-scissors. Arch sensed her apathy, and it didn't exactly please him. The one part of the story which was new in any capacity were the eyes, the heat coming from them.

"Alright, you haven't mentioned the statue in the middle - what was yours like?"

Arch asked indignantly. Ahab paused.

"...statue in the middle?"

Arch grinned, triumphant.

"Well, our statues did have one in the middle of the circle. Bigger than the others, taller, thinner. Like, twice their height levels of tall. Definitely not human - not just the height, but the things growing from him. A tree. An actual tree was growing out of his back, burned bone forming the bark, and from each of its three huge branches was one of those shrivelled little eyes. Still fresh. Still staring. His mouth was open, and I could see more eyes, just… lining his mouth and throat. All of them still fresh, even if his body was nothing but rock. Now, I was pretty drunk still, and the pain was finally starting to set in. So I ran, found someone, and we investigated the cave as best we could. No sign of Roque. Then, a week later, the squaddies tell us that some government spooks are descending and we need to leave. We do, promptly, and that's it. No more Ceren - wiped from the face of the earth by one of the gangs. I do my research, turns out this arrangement - burned bodies in a circle, all smiling - is surprisingly common. And here I am. So, how was that?"

Ahab shrugged.

"A body with three branches coming out of its back is… scary, sure. But ours had burned footsteps leading from the centre."

Arch paled.

"So the thing in the centre left. It walked away."

"Seems like it."

"...and it doesn't worry you that something twice the size of a human with branches covered in eyes coming from its back is now wandering around the city. Eyes that, let me remind you, possibly possessed someone and turned them into a killer. And were hot enough to nearly melt my hand."

Ahab paused.

"Shit. That's… actually quite alarming."

The two sat in silence, drinking their gin. Ahab was tapping her foot restlessly. They continued like this for a few hours, drinking themselves into a stupor, until Ahab fell asleep in her chair and Arch retired to 'bed'. He lay awake for hours, in that way one does in an unfamiliar house. The ceiling above him was strange, and he fixated on its every detail - or, rather, the lack of detail. His house, while dilapidated, was still… decorated. A product of a different age - the walls may be thin and cold, but decoration remained a priority. His ceiling was covered in decoratively moulded flowers and branches, while this was clinically white, and completely featureless. He imagined the circle Ahab had described - the footsteps leading away. He reached into his pocket, and began to run his fingers around a small, hard object that rested there. After a moment's hesitation, he pulled it out.

A yellowed eye with a burst pupil stared back at him, heat vanished, now just a hard core that resisted any attempt to be pierced. He'd plucked this from the tree in Ceren, and had never found the willpower to throw it away - too afraid of what it might do if he left it alone. After several hours, he fell into an uneasy slumber - too drunk to think about how this would mess up his sleep schedule.

He dreamt of fire. He dreamt of endless fire, and a cruel, laughing face amidst the flames.

He did not sleep well
 
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36 - The Grand Hippie Conspiracy
36 - The Grand Hippie Conspiracy

Arch woke, and stumbled downstairs. He stared at a sight which he thought would remain in his mind for some time. He walked in the sitting room with surprising calm, and nudged Ahab. She remained asleep. He nudged her again. Nothing. Finally, he poked her harshly in her side, and at that she finally woke up while rambling incoherently in… Urdu? Possibly? He was guessing - it sounded similar to what the folks at his friend's favourite takeaway yelled at each other now and again. Ahab looked around, trying to focus, and then looked up at Arch.

"Want to grab some breakfast?"

"...eggs in the kitchen."

"No plates."

"What?"

"No plates. All in the sink."

"Then wash them up, not your damn maid."

"I would, but something's moving in the sink. I'm not sure what it is, but it looks dangerous."

Ahab's eyes widened, and she sprung up, cursing as she sprinted to the kitchen. The sink was something quite spectacular - piles of dishes, cups, mugs, piled far too high for comfort. The smell was somewhere between rotting meat and congealing sugar. Ahab grabbed a metal spatula, and poked the scummy grey water that lay around the tower of crockery like a moat around a castle. Ahab tried to investigate into the murky depths… and then reeled back, throwing the spatula vioently into the sink.

"The sink is compromised, we'll need to burn it."

Arch nodded seriously. He'd been a student once - when every natural substance becomes a possible foundation for a biological weapon. Ever since students started triggering during exam season, though, most universities took the possibility of biological weaponry quite seriously. Sheffield had never quite recovered from that time a particularly dirty student kitchen had turned out to be a chemical tinker's fermentation plant for some seriously nasty intelligence enhancers. When they tried to clean, the stuff went airborne and suddenly dozens of students were actual geniuses… before they started bleeding from the nose, coughing up their lungs, and pissing out blood that made Geiger counters tap out a rapid samba beat. Ahab was all business as she spoke:

"I'll disable the fire alarms, you find some alcohol."

"You're certain this won't burn the house down?"

"Nah, done this at least twice. And one of those times I was in the grips of some serious fear - tequila and I do not mix well."

Arch nodded, then jogged off. He slowed. He stopped. He looked around. For all her drinking, this house seemed to be mostly full of empty bottles, one of which was the sad recipient of a half-hearted attempt to stuff some fairy lights inside. As it was, a few twinkly lights were barely visible behind murky glass, while a thick cable and battery pack stretched from the mouth of the bottle like some plastic umbilical cord. He searched for an actual bottle… empty, empty, empty, half-full. He sprinted back down, clutching an ornate bottle. Ahab was currently in mid-air, her legs hooked around a bannister as she stretched outwards to fiddle with a plastic disk that beeped incessantly.

"How's this?"

"Can't see it, what brand?"

"Tanqueray."

"You bastard, how dare you! Tanqueray gin is too good for this, find something else."

"What about that stuff from last night?"

"World Marshal? Wouldn't recommend it, apparently the fumes from that stuff mix poorly with certain house paints."

"Well, where do you keep your alcohol?"

"Just look around, I'm very busy at present!"

Grumbling, Arch took off again to find something marginally less expensive than Tanqueray gin. He glanced into Ahab's bedroom - backed away immediately, then hesitantly returned as he sighted a number of glinting bottles that might have some fluid in them. Ahab's bedroom was a fascinating place. A giant water bed was in the middle, that twitched and flexed like a monstrously sized muscle. The curtains - blackout - were drawn and stapled shut. Nonetheless, he could see that the walls were a liver-red, stained occasionally with some form of alcohol. Empty bottles were arranged in startlingly complex configurations, and a hot glue gun was lying to the side. Looming over the entire room was one such sculpture - a gigantic face made entirely from liquor bottles, teeth made from beer bottles, and eyes represented by glinting cognac bottles which looked far too expensive for Ahab - he almost wept when he saw the labels. The face hung from the ceiling on a set of straining metal chains, staring down imperiously, glass lips arranged into a crude sneer. He flicked a light on, and flinched as it shone from within the face, setting those expensive eyes alight. Shuddering, he examined the loose bottles - empty, empty, empty, full. He grabbed it, flicked the light off, hurriedly closed the door, and jogged back down to the leper with the terrifying bedroom. Ahab was pacing twitchily outside the kitchen.

"What now?"

"Vodka. No brand."

"Fantastic, that stuff will do wonderfully. Pass it here."

The next few moments were a flurry of flame and destruction. Ahab poured the alcohol around the sink, the acrid stink of whatever this bargain-bin vodka was filling the kitchen in an instant. She was halfway through the bottle when she shrieked at Arch to 'grab something and attack the sink, they're trying to abandon ship'. Arch complied and sallied forth like a knight of old to battle the indescribable denizens of the deep which attempted to escape their murky home, bearing a rolling pin as his Durandal. He wasn't aware what he was hitting, all he knew was that sometimes he'd hear the splash of water when struck, sometimes the crack of a plate or cup, sometimes the dull 'tunk' of wood or metal, and very rarely he'd hit something squishy and pulsing which reeled from the blow. All the while Ahab was yelling at the top of her lungs and was pouring huge quantities of vodka into the abyss. Finally, she came to an end, and started looking around frantically.

"Light!"

Arch fished out his lighter, throwing it to her. A few 'clicks' later, and the sink was on fire. Thankfully, Ahab had the presence of mind to have a fire extinguisher close at hand. Arch tried to reach for it, but a scabrous hand slapped him away.

"Let it burn. We need to be thorough."

As he heard squealing and scuttling from the sink, he found himself agreeing. No half-measures here. And so they stood, quietly, watching the pestilence be purged by the purifying flame. Finally, there was no sign of movement, and Ahab extinguished the whole thing in a flurry of foam. Ahab just… stared, taking in the devastation, realising (belatedly) that there was a guest in her home who had assisted her in burning her biohazard sink. And if he'd found the bottle, then he'd probably been in her bedroom. He may well have seen Gilgamesh. This may be a problem. Arch, on the other hand, was not idle. The moment the fires vanished and the fumes began to clear, he stepped forwards, plucked a blackened plate from the mess of foam, rinsed off what he could, and began to examine a few loaves of bread to see if any were edible. Two slices acquired, he hunted for fillings. Eggs, and… just about nothing else. With a shrug, he began to fry up a small omelette, sandwiched it between the two slices, and took a healthy bite. Complete, he turned to a still still Ahab.

"So, any plans for today?"

"...not sure. Actually, are you sure you didn't find any other bottles?"

"Nope, none."

"Then I'm out. Knew there was a reason I was drinking World Marshal last night, I hate that stuff."

"Ah."

"Wait, I have a friend - Turk, ex-PMC like me - he makes the strongest bathtub moonshine. Trick is that he uses black garlic from the Japanese supermarket and military-grade mouthwash from his retirement package, gives it a real kick. That and the ethanol."

"Sounds like a plan, Stan."

"My name's Ahab."

"No, it's just… it's just a saying."

"I don't get it."

"It rhymes, that makes it funny. You know, like 'see you later, alligator' or 'cheers, big ears'"

Ahab hummed, still looking confused. Now, to her credit, she wasn't ignorant to the power of the rhyme. But English was not her first language, nor her second. English was her third, and she was infuriatingly sober. The charms of English were only really made plain to her when she was drunk, and she'd just destroyed the last of her liquor. Perhaps in time she'd understand. Who knew. For the time being - Turk's bathtub moonshine. Almost as potent as her protein grub moonshine, but she was slightly convinced that the protein grub moonshine was mostly potent because she hadn't scrubbed all the toxins out.

* * *​

Sanagi groaned, heaving her sorry carcass into the elevator, hating herself for not taking the stairs. Elevators were lazy, and while the smooth glide of a high-powered elevator may be satisfying and may preserve one's state of dress, a good old-fashioned clamber could give one a healthy flush to their cheeks which spoke of exercise, good living, and a good diet. Plus, she always felt a thrill of smug superiority when she arrived before the elevator did. But now, broken as she was, she was forced to cram herself into this small metal box with half a dozen other cops, probably taking up all their bacteria. The music system wasn't even any good, just some bizarre swing-funk remix of 'I dreamed a dream' from Les Miserables. She was trying to figure out who on earth that would appeal to when the doors swung open to reveal the promised land.

The cops parted like the Red Sea, and the scent of milk and honey wafted to her as she beheld the land of her dreams, where she would undoubtedly one day reside. The place where the detectives dwell, with their solid desks made from wood instead of plastic, wearing actual clothes instead of mandated uniforms (not that she disliked uniforms, but they gave an easy out to the sloppy and the poorly dressed. The ceiling for dressing well was lowered, and the floor was raised. Here, though, natural selection could be allowed to take its course, weeding out the weak from the strong, something the Americans had realised in their school system). A sea of button-up shirts and colourful ties, faces bright with intelligence and good conversation. She quietly listened in on two detectives chatting to each other, trying to pick up on their conversation.

"Oh, hey Carl."

"Hey Steve."

Camaraderie! Actual camaraderies - to be on first-name basis, to be cordial, to greet one another as a matter of course instead of simply grunting like a Neanderthal. Friends - chums, even. And comrades, too, brothers-in-arms. Chumrades! Sanagi was in heaven. She had to sidle over, her mission briefly forgotten.

"How're the dreams?"

"Well, the dream journal is really helping, but those websites the wife looked at were useless. How're yours?"

"Same as, same as - I'll tell you what, my girlfriend is claiming that my snoring has improved, I think it's because of that new tea I've been trying."

What.

"Oh, what kind?"

"Well, she's Japanese, and she introduced me to this black soy bean stuff, very strong smell. But it really helps with the snoring, apparently! That, or the spa really helped."

"Ah, don't make me think about that, can't believe that was only a week ago - feels like a month."

"Well, what can you do - oh, hey, can I help you, officer?"

Sanagi was frozen. She was trying to process a great deal at once. The camaraderie was encouraging to see, but the dream journal crap? Surely they must be joking. Talking about the types of tea they were accessing, their snoring, their spa days?! What were these people?! And then she noticed what was playing over Carl's headphones, which hung around his neck. Jefferson Airplane. She was getting the creeping suspicion that the BBPD had been infiltrated by hippies, and she was suddenly keenly aware of why the city was going to the dogs. The detectives were hippies, namby-pamby hippies with no hard edges, nothing to really use in combating crime! Her fury was building again. She hated many things - mayonnaise, poorly dressed people, stoners, herself on bad days, and so on, but hippies had a special place. She forced a smile, feeling like she was just baring her teeth to the enemy.

"Excuse me, I was hoping to talk with someone about the case file from the Luminous Qigong Centre?"

Carl - well-dressed (dammit), well-groomed (dammit), and well-spoken (fuck!) smiled at her, nodding in an understanding manner.

"Oh, sure - please, sit down. What were you interested in? I didn't work on that case, but I've read the files and talked to the people who were assigned to it, so I might be able to answer any of your questions."

She sat, hesitantly, noticing the teapot - the actual teapot - on his desk. Hippies! Stoners! Here to sabotage the BBPD in any way they could - soon she'd be forced to grow her hair into dreadlocks, be ordered to not arrest the junkies on the street, and her entire department would be full of slack-jawed yahoos with two brain cells to share between the whole department. I mean, that was already somewhat the case. But it could still be worse, they could relax the uniform policy. And that would be just straight-up horrifying.

"Well, I noticed that the case files were a bit… vague, you know? I was interested in that centre for a while, it seemed odd that so many details were overlooked."

Carl looked at her quizzically - Detective Haller, she noticed, based on the stylish name plate on the edge of his desk, rendered in Times New Roman, the best typeface of them all! Damn, but this hippy was good at infiltration. She was a little envious.

"Not sure what you mean - it was an ugly case, nasty trying to deal with an organ harvesting operation, but there seems to have been minimal fallout."

"That's the thing, though. The operation seems to have been mostly dealt with by some federal agency, S.E.T., but I've never seen that name on any paperwork before. Likewise, nothing about how they handled this case."

Detective Haller leant back, thankfully not putting his feet on his desk. He groaned a little, rubbing his forehead.

"I'll level with you, these sorts of cases have… irritations attached to them. PRT takes over, and God knows we won't get all their files. It gets handed back to us, but then SET comes in and takes over one aspect, and they won't share everything. Information gets filtered, processed, and not all of it makes its way to us. Irritating when this happens, but thankfully it's rare for three groups to fight over the same case."

"I suppose. One more thing - and thank you for being so patient (she said those last words with barely suppressed spite) - anything going on with the Merchants lately? Couple buddies keep talking about them, apparently they've been behaving weirdly."

Haller narrowed his eyes, suddenly far more alert.

"I can't say anything on the record, but a couple of us have been investigating this… new thing. Nothing certain, yet, otherwise the DEA would be all over us, but apparently some new drug has been getting popular. Couple informants call them 'grapes' - no idea what they are, but from what we've heard, taking this stuff… you'd think a brain tumour was a birthday present, seriously messes you up. So, might be they're seeing related incidents."

"'Grapes?' So, if it's popular, how come the DEA hasn't descended?"

"Can't even get a sample of the stuff. Apparently you eat it whole, so no pipes, no residue. And it's too rare to stockpile, so the moment people get it, they take it."

"Found any traces in anyone's system?"

"Maybe if we knew what we were looking for, but nothing. We've barely managed to get a name, no symptoms, just reputation."

He leant forwards surreptitiously, and Sanagi responded likewise automatically. Hippy or nay, a confidential discussion with a detective was something she fantasised about.

"Now, I'm trying to get these requests approved, but under-the-table… there are a couple of areas we really want to be patrolled more extensively, we think they might be connected to this new stuff. Problem is, we've barely got any evidence, and the moment we do get evidence the DEA takes over - so the captain isn't in a rush to approve us. If you're out on patrol - not asking anything official - but you may want to give some of these areas a look."

As he spoke, he scribbled down on a piece of paper, listing addresses and associated names. She scanned them briefly - nasty parts of town. The Merchants didn't exactly hold territory in the same way the other gangs did. The ABB and E88 would scrap over any border, resisting any attempt to steal even a single street. The Merchants were more… gaseous, ephemeral. If they could, they'd move into abandoned houses, disused industrial lots, even wrecked ships out on the docks. If pushed, they ran away. The ABB and E88, to their credit, tried to really build an empire, establishing borders, patrolling regularly, ensuring forces were distributed to the areas where they were needed. There was a good reason why the Wards apparently didn't even think about patrolling certain parts of town - they were no longer part of Brockton Bay, they were part of a new kingdom, one that didn't take kindly to their presence. The Merchants, though… they festered. They grew where they could, ran when they couldn't, continuously recruited from the most dejected parts of the population, and pumped a steady supply of cut-price drugs into the underbelly of the city. In many cities, gangs like the ABB or the E88 were inevitable, the products of parahumans who had ambition. Merchants, though, were more symptoms than anything else, signs of decay but not the originators of that decay. These parts of town were unimportant, irrelevant to damn near any gang. But to the Merchants, they would be nice little nooks to grow in, and spread outwards.

She took the paper, carefully folding it and placing it in a pocket. Carl winked at her. She hesitated, then winked back, the motion unfamiliar and unpleasant. Judging by his smirk, he noticed. But hey, when in Rome. She glanced again at the headphones blasting Jefferson Airplane. Well, maybe 'when in Gomorrah' was more accurate. Hippies, man. She made her excuses, and stood to leave. She had leads now - and, like a real detective, she'd investigate them, probe witnesses, delve deep into the seedy underbelly of Brockton to find the secrets it concealed. As she walked to the elevator, she passed by a detective who looked refreshingly normal, professional. She couldn't resist the urge, and leaned over.

"...what's the deal with the dream journal stuff?"

He looked up sharply at her, narrowing his eyes. Sanagi blinked in surprise.

"Dreams are important signs of what's going on in the subconscious, officer. Keeping track of that is important for maintaining our mental health and keeping us functional as law enforcement officers. It's professional. Now, if there's nothing else, get back to your desk officer."

She shuffled off, stunned and slightly horrified. The conspiracy went higher than she could have imagined. This warranted serious thought.

* * *​

Across the city, Ahab and Arch stumbled into the tea shop, looking around desperately. They saw a large Russian cyclops and a teenage girl staring back at them, the latter looking a little annoyed. Ahab slapped her forehead (her palm came back with an abundant quantity of grease - she'd forgotten to cleanse herself today).

"Shit, knew I forgot something. Fire cult, that was it, fire cult. But first -"

She sidled over to Turk, smiling in her most charming way.

"Turk, darling, we're out of alcohol, can I pretty please have some of your bathtub moonshine."

Turk grumbled.
 
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37 - Terrible Danger
37 - Terrible Danger

Arch was in terrible danger. He sidled over to Taylor, sitting down carefully, never taking his eyes off the dreadful threat in the room. Taylor gave him a look - one of those wary looks that didn't look right on someone so young, one only produced by the half-hopeful made nervous by the acquisition too much bitter knowledge in too little time. Arch did, admittedly, look awful. Ahab drunk driving was an experience, apparently, but Ahab driving sober while hankering for liquor was something quite remarkable indeed. He was on edge, sweaty, smelling of some indefinable substance from the forbidden sink and strongly of alcohol from all the vapours. He leaned in close.

"Taylor, I think Ahab's snapped."

"...why?"

"She told me we were coming here to meet a Turk to buy some of his bathtub moonshine."

"Uh-huh."

"And now here we are, my nerves shattered by her driving and her sink and the giant glass face in her bedroom, and she's talking to a gigantic cyclops who appears to be Russian. I think we may be in great danger."

"That's Turk."

"No, I heard him saying something in Russian."

"No, his name is Turk. He's Russian. His bathtub moonshine is quite real, though I've only had it once."

She said that with an air of pride, and Arch was wondering where that had come from before realising that, ah, this is America, the land of the teetotaler, the prohibitionist, the puritan. Sobriety blasted across this country like a dust storm emerging from that foundation-stone, Plymouth Rock. A monkey on everyone's shoulder, whispering doubt and guilt with every glug of beer, every shot of liquor. No wonder they were all mad here. Taylor was clearly proud of drinking while underage - or drinking at all. Back home he'd probably drunk more than her entire body weight in liquor by the time he was eighteen - decaying northern industrial towns were a unique flavour of despairing that induced one to drink until one could drink no more. And in Arch's case, that was a very, very high bar. Yet seemingly not as high as Ahab's.

"...how'd he get saddled with that name?"

Taylor looked a little off-balance at that. She racked her brains, and eventually realised that she didn't actually know why Turk was called Turk. She yelled the question at him, distracting him from his negotiations with Ahab. He scratched his chin, eyes dark, brows furrowed.

"Long time ago - when I joined O.K., I was one of two new guys in my squad. Problem was, the other guy was large and stoic. So, you know, any name that would suit one of us would have suited the other. Popular option was 'Thing 1' and 'Thing 2'. Then, they find me eating a kebab one evening, call me Turkish, and the name stuck."

"And you just… went with that?"

"At least it wasn't Thing 1. The other guy wasn't so lucky - they called him Thing 2, on account of him being too quiet and reserved to actually give them anything to work with. So, Turk and Thing 2."

Taylor sat back, a little stunned that Turk, such a solid and commanding presence, had his name decided because he was eating a kebab one evening and his squadmates so happened to be nearby. She started to think to herself - what should her name actually be? Arch didn't seem real, Ahab and Turk definitely weren't, and Sanagi was too uptight to play along with the whole exercise of fake names. But she was an actual parahuman, and that meant she was entitled to a proper fake name.

"What kind of name would I get?"

Turk sized her up, as did Arch and Ahab.

"Curly" was Turk's suggestion.

"Bert" was Arch's.

"Frog" was Ahab's. When asked why she chose 'frog' of all things, she shrugged and said 'you've got long limbs and a wide mouth. Not trying to insult you, but if you were in a PMC, they wouldn't exactly settle on the nicest name. Most fake names are insulting."

"Well, how'd you get yours then? Fan of Moby Dick?"

"Moby what? No, commander assigned me a random name before the others could come up with anything more specific than 'the one with the tits'. Like I said, crude."

"Arch?"

"Archaeologist. Arch. Simple as that."

The others booed loudly at this, letting the man in the silly shirt slump into his chair with an expression of dejection and irritation in equal parts. Not his fault that he had a limited imagination for code names, nor his fault that his friends didn't tend to come up with insulting or unoriginal nicknames as a matter of course. They gradually settled down, sitting around a table nursing a pot of tea (or a glass of restorative moonshine in Ahab's case). They chatted about absolutely nothing of consequence - how Arch was settling in, why Ahab had a giant glass face in her room (she dodged the questions with an unexpected elegance), how Taylor was doing in general (homeschooling proceeded as expected, but she was interested in discussing matters of occult significance with Arch). They swapped stories regarding bodies, with the others reacting with the same mix of apathy and fascination that Ahab had displayed to Arch's story. Finally, there was a sense of dawning business, and Turk returned to his counter to polish his kettles - he'd listen in on their conversation, but he knew he'd feel more comfortable listening when he was doing practical work.

"So, Arch - now we're all caught up, can you tell us more about this cult?"

Arch started feeling like an academic again. After quite a lengthy period of the same lectures and the same uninspired student essays, it was… pleasant.

"Well, the cult appears to have appeared independently across the globe on multiple occasions. Now, other articles like to look at it as a cross-cultural thing, representing some interesting facet of humanity, but… well, I've seen a burned body with a tree with eyes for fruit sprouting from its back. And a guy with eyes that burned my hand. I'm quite content with the idea of this cult being genuinely paranormal."

The others nodded - they'd long-since made their peace with that, even if their past selves would have considered them deeply insane for doing so.

"The cult of the flame seems to revere an idea of returning everything to an original state - all is one, and one is all. The cults usually centre around a single figure who is assumed to consume the other, lesser members - if all is one, consumption is really just making the universe more whole. The first reference I can find to anything like them is in ancient Egypt, 24th century BC. The pharaoh Unas of the Fifth Dynasty had something called the 'Cannibal Hymn' engraved in his tomb, describing how the king kills and consumes sacrificial bulls which represent the gods - he eats the gods to become one. Now, this isn't unnatural by any means - becoming a god is pretty common for pharaohs - but what makes it unusual is the tomb of a scribe which likewise contains the hymn, and has an image of multiple seated figures surrounding a central figure, who has his mouth open. The hymn has one alteration - an extra line, reading 'the king consumes the gods for he is king, so men must content themselves with lower foods'. The cannibal hymn vanishes from the Book of the Dead once it starts being copied, so that's all we have to go on there."

He paused, sipping at his tea, centring his thoughts.

"The next emergence is in ancient Rome and the Near East. The Mithraic cults of Rome take a lot of inspiration from the Zoroastrianism of Persia - the idea of a figure murdering a bull, and the emphasis on the sun. But a few mithraea seem to have drawn inspiration from another source - this cult of fire. Usually, the act of killing the bull is positive - Mithras kills a sacrificial bull and plants, animals, bounty, all that good stuff spring from the corpse. In Tuscany, there's a mithraea with the melted bodies we're used to, but the images on the walls depict Mithras as a demon - he kills a sacred bull and is cursed as a consequence. Creating the universe, in short, is sinful. In later centuries, an anonymous Christian writer talks about the Gnostics in his area - Cappadocia - who believed in returning all to the source of life, and immolated bodies as a sacrificial rite."

Silence reigned around the table, save for Taylor scribbling down notes.

"I found a hidden sanctuary in Constantinople - well, Istanbul now - which had melted bodies, but there were no decorations. So, not sure why they were there, but they date to the earliest foundations of the city. Possible they came when Constantine really founded the city, drawn in like everyone else. The fact that there are no decorations is interesting, there are no records of a cult like theirs being suppressed, so it suggests there was something spontaneous about them - formed quickly, burned out quickly, didn't have an established temple. My theory is that this was a purer strain of the cult - the others were hijacking an existing faith, but this was almost like Protestant flame-worship - no pointless ritual, no prevarication, just get to the burnin'"

He laughed, weakly. Taylor gave him a cold smile, and Ahab had the good grace to chuckle a tiny bit.

"The next written references to the cult are by the Rosicrucians. You know them? (Heads were shaken) Ah, alright. So, the Rosicrucians were a bit of a myth - in the 17th century, a bunch of pamphlets were published proclaiming the existence of some secret order which wanted to build a more perfect world. Hoaxes, all of them, but they were never meant to be 'real'. Allegories, manifestoes… but not statements of fact. One of them, the Fama Fraternitatis, describes one C.R. going to the Middle East and coming back with great knowledge and the desire to found a secret society to create a utopia. So far so standard. But there's another edition, which we only know about because of an exchange of letters between Johann Valentin Andreae (one of the Rosicrucian authors) and a friend who we only know as H.K. In it, Andreae complains about the false editions published, and asks H.K. for advice on the topic. One of the editions, he claims, involves 'brutish Mithraism' and 'some nonsense regarding bringing all into a singular unity, but it does not refer to that unity as God'. Likewise, he complains that they take one of the features of his proposed order - initially, only a small number of members, all virgins, all of whom just find someone else to replace them before they die - and make it some apocalyptic thing. If the whole world became part of the order, mankind could perhaps finally cease to be."

He shrugged.

"Vague, but still a reference. Then, there's the bodies in Ceren - again, no markings. Beyond that, no clue. So the basic focuses of the group are: fire, unity, consumption, extinction, and sometimes the sun. Cult members don't produce children, and at least some of them commit this form of ritual suicide. But here's the interesting part - not all of the places have bodies in the middle. Yours didn't - and my theory is that if the person in the centre succeeds in consuming them, the bodies crumble away into dust. They only get preserved if the ritual was unsuccessful - ergo, a body in the middle, usually bigger or more malformed than the others."

He sat back, throat dry, mouth aching. He was remembering why he didn't enjoy giving lectures. Taylor glanced around, before speaking:

"OK - so some of that we already knew. Is there anything about how to beat them, or anything about what their leaders do after burning up a whole bunch of people?"

Arch smiled - this was possibly the first time someone had asked him that. Usually they just nodded, said 'that's interesting' and moved on. This was… refreshing.

"So, most of the time the cult seems to be unwelcome. The sites are hidden, usually, or are in areas which weren't exactly under the most solid control of religious authorities. As for what they do… you've mentioned towers where time and space are distorted. Maybe after succeeding, the leaders just go ahead and try to find more sacrifices. At Ceren, the man who attacked me had both his eyes missing, replaced with these yellowed things - and the same things were sprouting from the central figure in the circle. So, that makes me think that the cult leaders, after becoming powerful by consuming people, just… spread the madness. Their goal is to destroy everyone and everything, so maybe that's all they do. In Ceren, that probably would have meant feeding eyes to people, or implanting them into victims."

Taylor drummed her fingers on the table, her expression pensive.

"But why the eyes? And those statues - their heads were melted, almost burst outwards. What was up with that?"

"Not sure. Bodies are too damaged to really examine. My guess is that this 'flame' they revere… maybe they manifest it inside themselves. Burn themselves up from the inside. The eyes, though, I have no idea. Might be connected to the skull thing - maybe the fire manifests inside the brain, and that somehow spreads to the eyes? I don't know. But the eyes are definitely powerful."

At this point, Sanagi chose to enter, trying to inject as much swagger into her walk as she could while still injured. It looked painful. And so, wincing, she sat down besides Arch, a triumphant expression on her face. She looked around, savouring their looks of curiosity. Then she looked at Arch.

"Who's he?"

"The archaeologist I mentioned a while ago - Arch, Sanagi, Sanagi, Arch."

"Though he was coming in a few weeks."

Arch grinned sheepishly.

"I got impatient."

Sanagi sniffed derisively. Fantastic, she had hoped for a genuine professional, someone who could do their job quietly and efficiently and on time. Instead, another pointless waster. And his shirt, God, his shirt. It offended her every sense, and she'd barely recovered from the hippy detectives before she grew intensely irritated by this British archaeologist with his stupid shirts and his early arrivals and his ARGH. Sanagi restrained herself. She'd achieved great success today, and she didn't want to let Arch spoil that.

"OK, so I met with the detectives, and it turns out that one, no-one knows about the case file changes, and two, the Merchants are getting antsy about some new drug - no real descriptions, but apparently they're calling them 'grapes' and they're pretty damn potent. No samples, yet, and no real arrests. But I was able to get some names and addresses from them."

Whistles of approval met her concise summary of events, and Sanagi didn't preen - grown women don't preen, or if they do, they're infantile and petty. She simply received their praise, glad that they appreciated excellent work when they saw it. And she did it while mostly a broken pile of bones! She'd like to see them do anything that impressive while being a broken pile of bones. Well, Taylor could still use her insects. And Turk could still procure some nasty stuff while mostly crippled. Which left Ahab and Arch. And somehow feeling superior to them didn't feel like much, she already felt superior to them. Though Ahab had managed to fight Chorei properly, so Sanagi was happy to chalk this up as a refreshing return to the status quo. Though, she did notice the others looking oddly queasy. She turned to Taylor.

"So, what did I miss?"

"History of the cult, and… well, those grapes?"

"Yeah?"

"They might be eyes."

Sanagi paused. That was new. The others filled her in quickly on events, skipping a lot of the irrelevant details and driving straight to the point - this cult produced leaders with funky eyes, and they could use those eyes - along with additional eyes they created somehow - to spread their unique flavour of madness. Taylor summed it all up:

"So, the cult leader burned up a bunch of people, left, and is now using his eyes to spread his madness among the Merchants, and then probably the rest of the city. Fantastic. Well, at least we know for sure that the Merchants have something to tell us - Ahab, do you think you can look into that?"

Ahab grinned.

"Happy to, boss. I'm quite subtle when I want to be."

Sanagi looked sceptical.

"Are you sure, Hebert? No offence, Ahab, but you're a chronic alcoholic. Are you sure you should be around… well."

"What, the drugs? Nah, never been into them. Now, if this was the 1930s and they were bootleggers, then we might have a problem. But, it is not, they are not, and we do not. Plus, I did bodyguard duty for a warlord once. The prick kept offering us cocaine and pills he didn't name. I got pretty good at pretending to swallow a pill while actually slipping it down my sleeve."

Taylor blinked.

"Huh. Well, that's… good? So, Ahab, you go for the Merchants, use Sanagi's list to do it. Arch, you and I will go over as much as we can. Archaeology seems to only show us the failed rituals - I'm sure we can find more successful ones if we look carefully. Everyone clear?"

"Crystal" murmured Sanagi, to a brief smile from Taylor. The others murmured in the affirmative, though Arch seemed a little taken aback by the sight of a teenaged girl commanding people much older and more experienced than her. Turk wasn't quite taken aback by Taylor - the force of will was never something she'd lacked, but the swiftness was. The sudden decisiveness, resolving on a plan and dictating it, where the old Taylor would have consulted each of them slowly, building a plan gradually, avoiding swiftness unless driven to it by an emergency or by misplaced passions.

"Good."

And with that business was concluded, tea was drunk, and pleasantries were exchanged. In time, Ahab, Arch, and Sanagi filtered away to return to their homes - or in Ahab's case, to acquire more alcohol. Bathtub moonshine could only last so long, after all. Soon, it was just Taylor and Turk in an empty tea shop, a large 'closed' sign hanging in front of the door. Turk poured two more cups - the end of the pot - and sat down in front of Taylor. The two were silent. Turk sipped at his cup. Taylor remained still.

Taylor was unresponsive. Her eyes were sightless, staring into the middle distance. The only motion Turk could see were her fingers twitching very slightly. Otherwise, she might as well have been a statue. All the swiftness of action, the decisiveness, the force of will... gone. A husk remained, incapable of even perceiving the world beyond her. A minute passed, then another, and then another. Turk waited, patiently. He'd had friends do this before, and while it was never easy to witness, the only thing he could do for now was wait. And thus he did. Finally, she began to come to, blinking her too-dry eyes and looking around hesitantly, flicking her gaze to the clock to see how long she'd been out. Turk gave her a reassuring smile, and tapped her teacup. Slowly, carefully, she began to sip it. After some time, she found the will to speak.

"It's… difficult. Sometimes the fog just won't clear. I'm sorry."

Turk sipped at his tea again, the cup almost drained. With a small sigh, he reached over to pat her on the shoulder. She stiffened momentarily at the contact, before relaxing into her chair. The two sat in silence, until the tea was complete. And then Taylor began on her walk home, her familiar swarm tracking any ne'er-do-well who might think to come near. Her breath fogged around her mouth. The silence of the city was overbearing, consuming. The cold seemed to shut everything down, the moonlight seemed to twist the streets into something unfamiliar and strange. She focused on her breathing, the sound of her footsteps, the feeling of the city turning over in its sleep. And above all, she tried not to remember the feelings she had never felt, memories she had never experienced, people she had never met. The sound of the cicadas in the summer, singing to their mates. The feeling of embarrassment as one of the local farmhands flirted with her, underlaid with a sense of quiet vindication. The quiet pleasure of drinking tea with another monk, their centipedes coiling contentedly above them. That last memory she adamantly banished from her mind as she walked. Taylor walked home. And as much as she tried to delude herself, Chorei walked home in her shadow.
 
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38 - Can't even Imagine what the Bottom will be like
38 - Can't even Imagine what the Bottom will be like

Ahab glanced at the piece of paper in her hand, at the address written in Sanagi's neat hand, and then looked back at the building which faced her. This certainly seemed like a Merchant's abode. A crawling wreck of a place, probably more cockroach chitin than brickwork at this point. A decaying husk in a decaying neighbourhood of a decaying city, remarkable only by virtue of how far the decay had progressed here. The rest of the city at least generally had the dignity to decay slowly, and in a rather dry fashion. Trains rattled on uneven tracks, buses bumped over pockmarked roads, rusting ships sat idle in a disused harbour. But there was a slowness to this ruin - a gentleness. The ships decayed, but they did so in silence with no witnesses, mute monoliths on the edge of the city. Crime escalated, gangs grew, law and order retreated, but the general sense among the populace was that Brockton was simply finished - and they'd long-since come to terms with that, lending their every endeavour a dust-laden resignation. In every ruin you could see the shadow of past wholeness. This street, though, bucked the trend, and decayed quickly and with no grace to speak of. People sat on the stairs leading to their houses - or the house where they were squatting - smoking and staring with open hostility at anyone who dared to walk past. Rambling, incoherent speech echoed from a half-dozen broken windows, and trash spilled from unemptied bins. And while Ahab couldn't see one, she suspected there were rats, cockroaches, all manner of vermin just out of sight. The houses here seemed as though they had been born into ruin, and had only gotten worse.

Taking a deep breath, she stepped forwards and knocked sharply on the thin wooden door, the sound echoing through the house, unmuffled by carpets (there were none) nor by thick walls (the walls were thin and half-broken). She heard a grumbling, wheezing sound, and the door opened a sliver. A cruel face stared out at her.

"What d'you want?"

"Heard this was the place to get some relief, know what I'm saying?"

The face blinked, then opened the door more fully. A thin, mean frame was exposed, draped in bright-coloured clothes which had somehow been sapped of all their vitality. His flesh was pulled tight over his bones, and he looked unnaturally lengthened - as though he'd been stretched out, hands and feet nailed down on some monstrous wheel, and then rotated until he was a taller, thinner man. His trousers ended far above his ankles, his hoodie sleeves far above his wrists, and his shirt draped around a chest so skinny it may well have been caved in. His eyes, though, appeared to have be been left behind by the lengthening of their owner. They had the strange bulbous quality of a baby's eyes - too large for their skull. The man's big blue peepers swivelled around in their sockets, watery and hazy, unmarked by any bloodshot veins and rendered into alarmingly sized pebbles of purest marble sticking haphazardly out of a shrivelled face. The man clicked his yellowed teeth, glanced around, and leant in closer.

"Who sent you?"

"Doesn't matter."

"You a fuckin' narc?"

"Do I look like a cop to you?"

She had a point. What police force would hire someone so obviously deformed to do infiltrations? The man realised this too, and shrugged. If the cops had been using some freak like her for their dirty work, he'd definitely have heard about it.

"'Right, come on."

He retreated inwards, into the gloom, clicking his way into a backroom with unusual delicacy. Ahab followed, shutting the door behind her. She was thankful for the two reassuring weights on her - a knife in her shoe, and a snubnosed pistol tucked into her waistband. It wasn't her usual choice, but if the junkies found out she was packing her usual pistol, they'd know something was up. Most junkies didn't tend to own high-quality Antarctic-manufacture guns - if they did at some point, they'd certainly have sold them off. She proceeded into the house, noting the exposed concrete floor, the thin walls, the low ceilings. The skinny man led her into a living room, the only room that seemed properly decorated - two battered, stained couches, a half-broken TV, and a coffee table laden with bottles, needles, and clear plastic packets. Other people were sat around - two men and one woman. The men were odd: one was squat and fat, the other tall and fat. The former was a little doughball, a pile of pudgy pale flesh poured into a pair of ripped suit trousers, heaving bosom barely contained by a straining sweat-stained shirt. The other was titanic - genuinely huge. He reminded her of a sumo wrestler - fat, sure, but underneath that fat were layers and layers of pulsing muscle. A wild black beard covered his face, greasy shoulder-length black hair trailed behind him, and he smelled impressively foul - it reminded her far too much of her sink pre-burning. He was wearing stained, ragged denim - a sleeveless jacket and battered jeans. She guessed he was a biker - or someone trying desperately to look like one - but with his back turned away she couldn't see any club markings. It was unusual to see a biker out here - proper outlaw gangs tended to centre around states that were sunny year-round. In a damp, cold place like Brockton, motorcycles were downright dangerous to ride… well, more so than usual. True roving was only really possible perhaps a month out of the year, while the California gangs could cruise around as much as they wanted whenever they wanted. The woman was a bony creature, all knees and elbows, covered in scabs which didn't seem to quite want to heal. Her head was shaved, and she had a manic look in her eyes which led Ahab to sit a good distance away from her. The woman noticed, and giggled breathlessly.

"Man, what chemical truck fucked you over, huh?"

Ahab was silent. Best not to antagonise the local wildlife.

"Seriously - hey Clint, sure this bitch has any cash on her, looks like she sucked off a fuckin' corpse."

Ahab broke her silence.

"You're one to talk."

The woman's face twisted, becoming a mask of pure spite. She spat through chapped lips, her body twitching and jerking wildly:

"The fuck you saying, huh? You want me to fuckin' staple your holes shut, huh?"

The doughball sniggered, but the biker was clearly bored. He leant forwards, voice rumbling like an earthquake.

"Shut it, Bel."

The woman - Bel - shut her mouth immediately, rocking back and forth erratically while her crazed eyes swivelled about. The skinny guy - Clint, she thought - gave a crooked smile.

"So, you want to party?"

"Depends on what you have."

"Man, what don't we have. Got shit that'll turn you inside out. Uppers, downers, screamers, laughers, shit so rare it don't even have a street name yet…"

Ahab blinked.

"Handful of uppers."

"You ain't said the magic word."

"...please."

Clint giggled girlishly, then rummaged around in a duffel bag lying on the floor. After a moment, he produced a small packet of multicoloured pills, and threw them to Ahab. She examined them - nothing to separate them from a few bits of aspirin. A fistful of bills were handed over to Clint, who promptly began to garishly and slowly count them out. She pretended to neck one pill back, carefully slipping the pill down her sleeve. For a moment, she was nervous - it'd been a long time since she'd done that trick. But as the others visibly relaxed, finding company through cravings, she realised she had nothing to worry about. They were probably too conked out to notice a damn thing. That being said, she tried to settle back into the filthy couch, tried to look as though, yes, she had just taken a mysterious 'upper'.

The doughball, who yet remained unnamed, was completely silent, content to stare at the ceiling vacantly. Clint occasionally tried to start a conversation, but mostly just stared at the television, which was currently playing a rerun of… I Love Lucy? She blinked in confusion. Wasn't that show, like, a century old? And yet, Clint and the biker were watching it with rapt attention. The woman, Bel, continued to do her habitual twitching, and the sight of her filthy nails scratching at her numerous scabs left Ahab wincing. After nearly half an hour, the biker turned his head and stared at her with dark eyes.

"So, what's your name, newbie?"

"Jane."

"Terry. Nice to meet ya."

Ahab sized up the biker - huge, muscled, tough, foul-smelling, but undoubtedly gone to seed a little. She couldn't imagine a proper biker being out here, hanging out in some run-down Merchant den. Her curiosity forced her to speak - she justified this to herself quite easily, thinking that asking stupid or forward questions would help in her image as someone in the throes of an 'upper', whatever the hell that was.

"So, biker?"

"Damn straight. Used to run with the Khans."

Ahab stared at him. The Khans were… well, they were something all right. As the Last Depression continued to choke the life out of most of America, whole rafts of people adopted far more nomadic lifestyles, especially in the flyover states. It was often more tempting to live in a camper van, travel to wherever the jobs were plentiful, than it was to tie oneself to a dying city with almost nothing to offer. Motorcycle gangs, which had been gradually dwindling into nothingness over the course of the 20th century, had suddenly found a great resurgence - it wasn't a huge leap to go from 'trundle from town to town in a camper van' to 'roar from town to town on the back of a chopper'. They found part-time jobs as bouncers, day labourers, mechanics… anything that they could do briefly before moving on. Some clubs were downright respectable, but others were more or less roving bandits. The arrival of parahumans meant that suddenly motorcycle gangs had some real teeth to them, taking them from mostly oversensationalised menaces on the highways to genuine roving warbands that the law was often hopeless to stop. The Khans were one of the new guys, emerging from the now-defunct Mongols. Tough as nails, with brutal (and filthy) initiation rites, with a parahuman leadership that gave them a terrifying reputation. And this guy - Terry - was one of them. Or used to be.

"Why'd you leave?"

"None of your fuckin' business, that's why."

Ahab held up her hands in surrender, falling silent. She could already guess a little - the track marks on his arms, the dark look in his eyes… she had an image of a biker succumbing to addiction, pissing off his colleagues, maybe ditching the club altogether to go and drown his sorrows in a town where no biker had been in years. Terry's huge size suddenly make him seem like a collapsing building, his size only making his decline more noticeable and horrifying. He grunted a question at her:

"How'd you fuck up your face?"

"None of your fuckin' business, that's how."

Terry rumbled out a laugh, then stuffed a few pills down his throat with one hand and settled back in his chair. The others were getting more used to her. A few hours passed, in which she pretended to down a few more pills, and at last she felt the time was right to actually do what she came here to do.

"So… heard from a friend there's some serious shit going around the Merchants these days."

Clint swivelled his baby-like eyes to her, and Bel stared at her with pure bile. Clint remained static, as did the doughball.

"What kind of shit you talking about?"

"Something called 'grapes'. Makes you think a… yeah, a brain tumour is a goddamn birthday present."

"Shit, guess word's spreading. You interested in getting some?"

"Might be."

"Well, no luck. We don't sell 'em, we just take 'em."

"But who do you buy them from?"

"Eh, no clue. Whoever they are, Skidmark's getting real fuckin' antsy about it. Not sure how you go about getting 'em."

Ahab tapped her foot irritably.

"Seriously? You're a Merchant and you don't know how to get some new drug?"

Clint blinked at her.

"I ain't a fuckin' Merchant."

"What?"

The doughball leaned forwards, folds jiggling nauseatingly, and his piggish face crinkled into a smile. His voice was breathy, effeminate, far too nasal for comfort. His lips were like two bits of raw chicken, pink and slimy.

"Only Merchant here's me, Jane. Nice to meet you."

Ahab blinked, then pinched her nose, reorienting herself.

"So, what do you know about these grape things?"

"They'll fuck you up, that's what. Had a friend who ate one of these things, the guy just started rolling around on the ground screaming about 'the light, man, the light!'. Fuckin' hilarious, but still, the guy was a serious user, and he'd never had a reaction like that. Next thing I knew, the guy was clawing at the damn walls, howling his lungs out, blood shooting out of his eyes. He's been clean ever since."

The doughball smiled wetly as he said this, relishing in his memories. His piggish eyes screwed up with pleasure as she talked about his friend's eyes.

"No clue who makes them, or how they make them. Random hobos give them out, but here's the kick - they don't take any money. Not a dime. They only take weird shit. Names, mostly. You pay to take them a tattoo parlour, they get your name etched on their body, and then you get your grape. Reason not many of us buy the things, who wants to do something freaky like that? Skidmark thinks there's a parahuman involved. 'Cause people who sell their names find it real tricky to remember them afterwards. He's thinking it's some weird Master, tells his boys to stay off the stuff, but hey, you still get idiots willing to pay up for a try. I ain't been able to remember my friend's name for months now - he can't neither."

He grinned again.

"But here's the thing, the high is the best damn thing you'll ever have. It's like… it's like you don't have skin anymore, you're just a bundle of nerves floating in the ocean, and there's just huge trees of nerves all around you, and you're part of them. Just feeling everything, and everything feeling you. Total oneness, man. Hippies back in the 60s loved talking about how they were becoming one with nature, trust me, those fuckwits never tried a single grape. If they had, they'd have changed their tune real quick. And the high never goes away, neither. Head always feels like it's on fire, like there's something behind your eyes, just burning away. You always remember what it was like to be part of the ocean of nerves, what it felt like being a skinless thing just bobbing around."

A childish giggle. Ahab was getting antsy - there was something about this guy, something about the relish with which he described the high one got from eating a grape. His pudgy thighs were aquiver, and his eyes - which she saw were tiny, beady little things, all cloudy like he had cataracts - were rolling about. He breathed heavily through his nose, snorting like a wild animal.

"Hey, one more thing - you ever heard of Brent DeNeuve?"

The fat man flinched.

"How'd you know that name?"

"Sister dated him for a bit, thought I could score stuff from him, but he wasn't around - couldn't find anyone who knew where he was."

"Give it up, Brent's been gone for a long while. He got real interested in this one dude - some Arab, I dunno - and next thing we knew he was gone. Apartment's empty. A week later, me and some others get a package in the mail - little thing, just a small envelope, but it has one of the grapes inside it. And the return address reads 'Brent DeNeuve'".

He sat back, smiling.

"Man, he must have gotten into some seriously good business - I bet he and that Arab are just making absolute bank from those grapes, however they're making them."

Ahab readied herself to leave. She was getting a sinking feeling just being around these people.

"Did you try yours?"

"Damn right. Best high I've ever had - haven't had anything else ever since. These guys are just waiting to buy theirs. You want in?"

"Let's say I do."

"Well, baby girl, meet us down at pier twelve on the Docks tomorrow night, just after sundown. You can sell your name there."

He leaned over, pressing a pudgy, sweaty hand over her own, caring little for her sores.

"We all get it, doll. We get it - we know what it's like for the world to fuck you over and over and over again. But these grapes, they make it all better. Hell, the lower you are, the better they feel - real stairway to heaven stuff. When you're up there, up in that ocean, surrounded by the nerves and feeling the hot hot sun on your naked muscle… shit, you really appreciate how far you've come, how low you used to be. Name doesn't mean shit after that."

He smiled, and she noticed a small bead of yellow fluid dripping from his left eye. She stood abruptly, images flashing before her of a flaming tower, of mountains which went on forever, of mutilated bodies hanging from pikes, of boiling yellow liquid pouring from eyes like disgusting tears. She was breathing heavily, and the man before her - a man with no name - smiled understandingly.

"We've all been there, baby girl. No need to be scared - just come to pier twelve, and you'll see for yourself. You won't care about their stares, you'll be beautiful again - clean, perfect, no-one will reject you or send you away. You'll have a life again, a better life too - like the one you always dreamed of. Do your ancestors proud - make it up to your family. Escape the ruin."

Ahab froze, staring viciously at the man. How… how dare he? How dare he talk about her like she was some shrinking damsel, how dare he… how dare he assume things about her family, about her ancestors, about her future? She suppressed the urge to crack his face open, and glanced around the room, taking in her escape routes. The others were perfectly still, staring enraptured at the fat man. Bel had ceased her twitching, and had a surprisingly innocent smile on her face. Clint was staring at his hands, and Terry was crying softly, fat tears pouring down his massive face, soaking into his endless beard. They looked… hollow, broken. Like scared children huddled around the one adult they trusted, who promised to take all the pain away. The fat man leaned over to Terry, and began to whisper in his ear, lips barely moving. Terry's tears continued to fall, faster and faster, until his whole body was wracked with heaving sobs. Seeing the gigantic man weep was… distressing, in its own way. He'd seemed the most normal out of all of them, save for perhaps Clint, but now… now he was bawling like a child, because some toad barely a fraction of his size was whispering in his ear. The fat man turned back to her, and opened his mouth. She saw a flicker of light inside, and decided that she ought to leave.

She barrelled out, pills spilling from her sleeves, and she crashed through the door into the fresh air. She panted, realising how tense she'd been in that house. A small voice piped from in front of her, and she glanced down to see some kid standing in front of her, barely eighteen, face smooth and unblemished.

"Is… is the guy in there?"

"Who?"

"The guy, lady, the guy! Heard I could get some… some grapes from him, you know?"

Ahab paused.

"Leave, kid. You don't want any part of what's in there."

The kid's face twisted into a scowl, his eyes hardened.

"Fuck you, lady."

He pushed her aside, and stumbled into the house. She could already hear the whispers. She took off, diving into her car and roaring away into the distance, knuckles white around the wheel.
 
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39 - Flammable Studies
39 - Flammable Studies

Taylor stumbled through the gates of Barnabas College, panting - her routine had screwed with her sense of timing, and she'd barely managed to catch all the necessary buses. She rested for a moment, catching her breath and steadying her heart rate. Wouldn't do to show up in disarray - Arch may be a poorly dressed and poorly organised gentleman, but that didn't give her the liberty to show up looking like an exhausted tramp. She brought herself under control, and smoothed her hair back into a state of respectability. And with that, she strode forwards into the college proper. It was much the same as she remembered - though her expectations had certainly shifted. Previously, this golden void had the aroma of desperate need. She needed this place, needed to find answers to the questions which plagued her. Now, though? Now this place had an aura of certainty to it - anticipation instead of hope. She'd learned a great deal the last time she was here, came to understand her enemy on a larger scale, came to understand their place in history. And now she was here to learn about her enemy's present, and ideally, future. Archaeology yielded only failed rituals, so hopefully access to university archives could provide some insight into more successful iterations.

In brief, Taylor was in a good mood. A good mood that began to sour as she realised Arch wasn't here. She walked into the central quad, a wide expanse of greenery that seemed quite out of place compared to the rest of the city, but quite appropriate in the context of Barnabas College. Looking around impatiently, she finally decided to try and enjoy the sun - the winter had set in quite firmly, but today was a particularly bright day, and for all the coldness of the air the sun made a very valiant effort to take thing from 'freezing' to 'somewhat comfortable'. What's more, it was dry - no dew bespeckled the grass, no panes of glass were fogged with moisture, and consequently she felt rather comfortable sitting down on the lawn, clad in her overcoat. She leant back against a tree and stared upwards, lost in her own thoughts.

She'd been here before - not just to see Buyandelger, but for purely recreational reasons. Her mother had been a professor of English literature here, and had insisted one day that the whole family should troop up - in a car, which was a sight more pleasant than the bus - and have a picnic on the lawns while the students were still at home. Many memories of her earlier life had faded, or had become so indelibly coloured by modern emotions that they seemed faintly dirty - like an antique object with a modern price tag, an ancient statue with gaudy modern graffiti. But that picnic remained somewhat pure. Piles of sandwiches (which she tolerated), piles of snack food they'd bought en masse from a bargain store (which she had cherished)... and her parents leaning against each other as they watched the sun set. So much had changed, and in her own way she found Barnabas' stability to be comforting. One point which remained the same as it always had, that resisted all urges to dirty itself with the grime of the Last Depression and the myriad havocs of the modern world. She was sinking deeper and deeper into these memories when she heard a gentle snoring from nearby.

She tried to ignore the snoring. She failed, and sat up with a groan. Stumping over in that fashion unique to those who have been attempting to relax and have failed - a lolloping gait of unco-ordinated steps and half-hearted staggers - she poked her head round a bush to see who was snoring so inconceivably loudly. She was unsurprised at what she found. Arch, clad in one of those genuinely awful shirts of his, unshaven and unkempt, was lying flat on the grass sleeping peacefully. And next to him was the uniquely ugly form of Professor Buyandelger, his wide face as placid as a still pool. Now, the old Taylor would have left, grabbed some food, and would have awkwardly waited for something to happen - the moment they woke up, she'd have approached as if she'd just arrived, and all would be well. Taylor as she was now, though, was a very different beast. As such, she did the most irritating thing she could think of - and sent a few mosquitoes to buzz right past Arch's ear.

Understandably, he shot upright, flapping his arms around to kill the blasted insect. He actually managed to get one of them, and Taylor sent the rest back into the recesses of the quad. Arch looked around, blinking rapidly. He glanced beside him, noticing Buyandelger, and his eyes widened. Finally, he saw Taylor, and hurriedly stood, brushing himself down.

"Oh, morning - how, uh, how long were you standing there?"

"How long were you sleeping there?"

"...well, see, Ahab's sink had some crap in it, and to put it mildly, it went mobile when we tried to burn it. She offered to let me sleep in her room, but the giant glass face was a mite too intimidating for me. So, I figured I'd head here and bug old Buyandelger for a room."

He looked down at the sleeping professor.

"Didn't find him. Grass looked comfy, so I settled down for a quick nap, and, uh, now I'm here."

"Where did Buyandelger come from?"

The man himself stirred, slowly sitting upright. He smiled widely at the two of them.

"Oh, I noticed the young fellow here having a nap, and recognised him as the gentleman who treated me to an excellent lunch a few years ago. Laziness is best enjoyed in company, so I joined him in sleeping. Thought we'd catch up once he woke - incidentally, hello my boy!"

"Hey Jochi - how's it been?"

"Oh, good as it can be, the knee has been a bloody devil, but otherwise quite alright."

Taylor tapped her foot impatiently, drawing their attention. Arch slapped his forehead suddenly, eyes widening.

"Ah, shit, yeah - sorry, forgot about today. Want to… (he yawned widely)... want to get to work? Just need a little coffee and I'll be functional."

Buyandelger slapped him on the shoulder forcefully, making the younger and skinnier man stumble.

"Nonsense, you treated me to a good lunch, I'll treat you to one!"

"Well that's very kind of you Jochi, but see, I agreed to work with Hebert here today… quite urgent, you see."

Buyandelger looked crestfallen, his wide face crumbling a little.

"Ah, of course, I understand."

He staggered away, an expression of abject disappointment on his face. Arch leaned over to Taylor:

"I feel bad about doing that."

Taylor gave him a sidelong glance, then grunted and moved towards the library.

"Move it, we've work to do!"

With a sigh of resignation, Arch obediently trotted over.

* * *​

The two could be found later that day hunched over a single ancient computer, clicking through the college's illustrious archives. If there was one indisputable advantage of the Last Depression and the rise of parahumans, it was the ponderous collapse of much of the academic publishing world. Turned out that a whole host of Tinkers and Thinkers found the urge to research as much information as they could, and when met with paywall after paywall, they elected to take certain steps - this was true for not only villains and rogues, but also heroes aligned with the frequently cash-strapped Protectorate and PRT. They were busy making weapons to fight Endbringers, they really didn't have time to subscribe to a thousand journals. The Bodleian Library in the UK - host to a huge number of books and articles - had gradually given way to the pressure of countless data breaches, and had finally released most of their books for free. Turned out that years of Tinkers and Thinkers cracking open your libraries, not to mention being run by increasingly lackadaisical chancellors and deans, had led to an attitude favourable to an unprecedented opening of academia to the wider world. Meaning that Barnabas College, an unremarkable school, now had access to most of the world's academic publishing. This was simultaneously wonderful, and deeply irritating. Taylor and Arch were becoming increasingly acquainted with the latter aspect as they clicked through the hundredth page, waiting for the computer to load yet another pile of loosely related articles and books on a profoundly unoptimised webpage.

They had begun their search simply, taking the articles which described the carbonised bodies, and then following the references backwards. The Tuscany mithraea became a search into Mithraism generally, which yielded few results. Turned out that the Mithraists left almost no written texts describing their cult, and had passed most of their traditions down orally. Now, it didn't seem unreasonable these days that an ancient cult of bull-sacrifice should continue to exist and presumably worship some unfathomably horrifying god of bulls, but Arch politely commented that even if they did still exist, they'd probably all be in Europe, as opposed to America. And frankly, they were dealing with enough bullshit as it was without introducing some shit to do with bulls. That being said, they did find some interesting references by an anonymous 19th century anthropological writer describing the shamans of Siberia, commenting on a peculiar sect which placed great emphasis on bull-worship, seeing the bull as the primary progenitor of all existence. More research into that angle yielded nothing of value - an understandable irritation given their only source was an anonymous article from nearly two hundred years ago with a very poorly done bibliography.

The second angle they pursued fully was involving any references to cults which aspired to unity - a particularly interesting work they stumbled across was the doctoral thesis of a Finnish man named Jalmar Laine - 'Reactions to the postmodern in the occult fraternities of Scandinavia'. According to Laine, the modern world had seen a shift to the individual as opposed to the collective, and as a consequence authoritative religious institutions had begun to subside in importance compared to far more individualistic paths. He referenced a study by another Finn, Granholm, who studied a cult named the Dragon Rouge - alternative spirituality placed an emphasis on achieving some form of self-aggrandisement. This led them down a rabbit hole of Japanese New Religions, which had arisen in the postwar period, and had found a piece by one Barthold which theorised that New Religions stood on a continuum of individual to collective - the collective was the old order, so focused on ritual and social cohesion. The descent to total individualism had gradually eroded the old way of doing things, and New Religions were one of the outcomes of this decay - a peculiar combination of individualistic aggrandisement and collective duty, what a scholar called Kisala called 'vitalistic thought' - 'The world is seen as an interconnected whole, and activity on one level will affect other levels. Therefore, a transformation on the most immediate level of the inner self will have repercussions within one's family, the surrounding society and eventually on the universe as a whole. Consequently, emphasis is placed on individual self-cultivation, centring on the virtues of thankfulness, sincerity and harmony'.

Laine, though, argued that some groups he observed had taken the opposite approach - free will, individualism, these things could be regarded as foul by groups burned by their side effects. Arch-reactionary groups devoted to turning back the movement of global culture, primitivists who sought to reverse civilization entirely… his attention, though, was for a particular group which dwelt in Norway, hiding amidst the endless canyons and forest in the far north. He described them as a semi-religious commune, revering the abstract principle of ego-destruction. Burned out businessmen and women, the lonely and disaffected, even a few hippies who had found themselves bitter and nihilistic after falling from their youthful heights of idealism… the group, which had no real name, gathered all sorts under its banner. The commune engaged in regular agricultural work, existing collectively, with their 'religious' observances being regular gatherings to accelerate the process of destroying their individualities.

The group had no name… but it had an icon. Both Arch and Taylor froze when they saw it, and immediately printed it out to add to the growing pile of papers which ranged across a dozen fields, a dozen topics, uncountable authors… if a scholar had walked in and decided to read through their collection, he'd probably have written the two of them off as dangerous schizophrenics. Taylor thought, grimly, that with all the business with Chorei, she might bloody well qualify for the title. The icon, printed in crisp black and white from a beige-coloured printer of indeterminate age, stared back at them from an ancient table: a human figure, kneeling, with their skull blooming like a flower, sending some indefinable matter outwards. One scholar had thought the icon was a representation of suicide - blowing one's brains out, and achieving salvation. A suicide cult which survived because it expanded the definition of suicide by appending the word 'ego' to the more customary 'death'. But they knew the truth, knew that the icon before them depicted someone burned up, their skull buckling and flexing as their mind was incinerated.

The unnamed cult had no future - the refugee crisis of the early 2000s, caused by the False Mahdi and his followers, led to somewhat hard-nosed governments surging to power with promises of stemming the tide. Norway had determined to resettle some of its refugees to uninhabited wastelands in the far north, and evidently the refugees had come into conflict with the cult. Understandable - a suicide cult with a habit of aggressive recruitment didn't exactly make for a good neighbour. Clashes intensified, and the cult simply… vanished. Moved, possibly, or perhaps removed 'ego' from 'death' to become a far more conventional and short-lived group. The cult vanished, regardless… but an interview caught their attention. A peculiar one, that nonetheless stuck in their minds. One of the refugees, an Egyptian man whose home had been destroyed by the Ash Beast, was given a brief quote by one news story. Quoth the article:

Mostafa Ismail, a mechanic, has made multiple claims against the nearby religious commune - but unlike others, he has elaborated on the reasons for his distaste.

"The rest call them freaks, infidels - I know better. I was in Egypt when that goat-[expletive] drove half the country into a frenzy. I listened to his speeches - and even in a different language, I recognise that what these freaks are saying is identical to what he said. So yes, I have a problem with them."

The gentleman Mr. Ismail references was an infamous demagogue who stirred up significant ethnic violence in Egypt, known to his followers as Brother Ibrahim. Following an unsuccessful flight to Iran, Ibrahim was killed by civilians out of a sense of betrayal. Others have made comparisons to authoritarian leaders…


And there the article spoke of others who had made comparisons, primarily to charismatic leaders, but the mention of a 'Brother Ibrahim' stuck in their minds. A few searches later, and… a faced stared back them. Black and white, all the appearance of a mugshot. A mocking smile, a pair of sensuous eyes that brimmed with mischief, a clear face and hair slicked back. Brother Ibhrahim, according to the internet, had been a politician in Egypt who had stirred up significant hatred against the Bedouin community, playing on existing tensions and painful incidents, resulting in a series of brutal massacres known as the Week of Rope. Stark images of bodies hung from street lamps, silhouetted against a blazing blue sky, explained the name adequately. A quote was present on the page - a single line, a repeated refrain in his speeches.

"End the petty individualism which has infested us for so long! Become one, friends and brothers! Become one and be made whole!"

The circumstances of his death remained poorly understood. The collapse of his little fiefdom had led to him trying to flee to Iran, where he could hide and perhaps re-enter Egypt at a later date. He did this completely alone, and was discovered by a number of villagers on the fringes of Egypt's territory. He was killed there, supposedly, but the village itself was destroyed in a fire which lasted almost an entire week. The fact that he never re-emerged led people to believe that he was dead - a person like that could never be satisfied living in hiding for the rest of his life. Some believed that he was a Master or a Thinker, but this was generally dismissed as an attempt to shift the blame of the Week of Rope to a single sacrificial lamb which could bear all the sins of the nation. If he was a parahuman at all, some suspected pyrokinesis, due to the fires which destroyed the village where he was supposedly killed. The evidence was so scarce that the entire story was nowadays understood as a tale of purely human monstrousness, independent of the impossible changes of the past few decades. Even with parahuman warlords and Endbringers, there were still perfectly ordinary people who were willing to inflict terrible cruelty on their fellows.

But those words 'become one and be made whole'... there was something about them. The similarity to the ego-destruction of the Norwegian cult, to the unity of Brent DeNeuve's tower, the blending of time and space and soul into a single indistinguishable mas… the idea that beings like Brent existed was horrifying enough, the idea that beings like him could exist and could have the willpower to sacrifice others to achieve greater strength was terrifying, but the concept of a being like Brent, but with drive and ambition to achieve political power… now that was the stuff of nightmares. Taylor imagined it momentarily - being part of a living crowd, a pulsing mass of people, minds gradually becoming subsumed by a single individual, driven to become him in every way, and then being unleashed. All the terror of Brent DeNeuve but unconstrained by the limits of a single tower block.

She shuddered. But for all this, they had found genuine clues. Taylor glanced at Arch - he was pale, and his whole body was tense. She could already imagine what he was feeling - the sensation of history rising up against you, a tide of endless time and space becoming completely malevolent. She'd felt that once, when researching the centipede cult. But now she had lost much of her doubt - she'd faced an aspect of that wave and destroyed it, for all the consequences it created, she had destroyed it. This was just another tide to be faced and broken. Her face was cold as she turned to Arch.

"So now we know who to research. If anyone succeeded at this ritual, it was him."

Arch shakily grinned.

"Guess so."

Taylor expected determination, a will to see this through to the end. She didn't expect Arch's next words, in short:

"So, lunch?"
 
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