A girl with a parasite in her skull enters a tea shop run by a one-eyed Russian. She sits besides a woman who looks like a leper, and is descended from Alexander the Great (apparently). They are shortly joined by an irascible police officer and a faintly bewildered archaeologist. And then they start talking about another man who drinks fire.

The evening gradually becomes worse.

Crossover between Worm and multiple properties assembled into a hodgepodge, including Elden Ring, Cultist Simulator, Sekiro, and somehow Metal Gear.