I'm going through the thread, but I'll have to go to bed soon so don't think I've left anyone out on purpose.
You forgot about
Joe.
[X] [Personal] Lookout Stations
Omake
Jesus, those guys were happy as fuck to see someone else take my spot on setting up the barbed wires, assholes. Alright what else was there to do? I remember there being this one dude yelling what he deemed was important, yet got ignored. Poor guy. Lets see...
"You do realise putting together guns isn't as easy as you think, right?"
Oh come on! Even if putting the parts together means one has to be precise, it doesn't I will bust up the parts!
"With your hands?"
Oi! What's with the skeptic look!?
"Sorry mate, can't have you delaying production"
Bloody gun enthusiasts.
...
*Stare*
...What's with the look? Was it something I said?
*Stare*
...Could you please stop that? You starting to freak me out.
*Stare*
...This is about me working on the new equipment, isn't it?
*Stare*
Alright, alright! I'm leaving! Bloody hell.
...
"Sure, why not?"
What?
"We could use a extra pair of hands"
Wait, what?
"Hm? You seemed a bit surprised there buddy, something wrong?"
Oh, it's nothing unless you count the fact that you are
genuinely graceful for my help. To which I will say
what in hell are you smoking? Everyone else comes up with all sorts of hairbrained excuses just to make sure I don't touch anything! If you're happy for my help, it means this is a project that no one wants to do or that you're a fucking spy! So give me an reason why I should trust you!
*Thwap*
Ow, ok, I guess that's proof enough.
"So, ready to get started?"