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Rick & Taylor (Worm/Rick & Morty)

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King Arthur said:
Sub-sub-heading read "Also, Brockton Bay is totally destroyed. I have no idea how this newspaper was even made."
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"Extra News, Gangs from Outside Brockton Bay like The Teeth have moved in and they're gonna gonna do stuff like I don't know sell drugs, human trafficking and doing racketeering or something. Oh wait also the economy's still pretty fucked up for now and they need jobs and stuff"
 
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Tobi'sAGoodBoy said:
"Extra News, Gangs from Outside Brockton Bay like The Teeth have moved in and they're gonna gonna do stuff like I don't know sell drugs, human trafficking and doing racketeering or something. Oh wait also the economy's still pretty fucked up for now and they need jobs and stuff"
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EXTRA EDITION! Giant Spiderwomen are taking over the city!

"Yeah, as I said before, she is your niece alright." Morty said, slighty distracted by the admittedly atractive Spider women monsters under Taylor control.

"Ah *burp* I remember my first army of monster girls. They grow so fast don't they?"
 
Pinklestia said:
EXTRA EDITION! Giant Spiderwomen are taking over the city!

"Yeah, as I said before, she is your niece alright." Morty said, slighty distracted by the admittedly atractive Spider women monsters under Taylor control.

"Ah *burp* I remember my first army of monster girls. They grow so fast don't they?"
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Taylor:"You do realise you're staring at your relatives' asses"
 
Tobi'sAGoodBoy said:
Taylor:"You do realise you're staring at your relatives' asses"
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"You used your own DNA to create those things?" Morty asked

"Well, um... I did need some human DNA and... it was the one I had the most of?"

"Taylor! *burp* these are no mere minions, they are your daughters so you better take good care of them. Family comes first, even I know that." Rick said surprising both Taylor and Morty

"I am a teenager mother? And I did this to myself?" Taylor said incredulously finally realizing the extent of what she did.

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Yeah, Taylor is Rick's niece all right.
 
Pinklestia said:
"You used your own DNA to create those things?" Morty asked

"Well, um... I did need some human DNA and... it was the one I had the most of?"

"Taylor! *burp* these are no mere minions, they are your daughters so you better take good care of them. Family comes first, even I know that." Rick said surprising both Taylor and Morty

"I am a teenager mother? And I did this to myself?" Taylor said incredulously finally realizing the extent of what she did.

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Yeah, Taylor is Rick's niece all right.
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To quote many people before me
FFFUUUCCCKKK!!!!
So many queens of escalation with none of the brakes of humanity like Taylor (if they even help at all)
 
Lord Scoro said:
To quote many people before me
FFFUUUCCCKKK!!!!
So many queens of escalation with none of the brakes of humanity like Taylor (if they even help at all)
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They are not clones, since their DNA is not 100% Taylor. They also lack brain tumors and connection to a shard. Since Rick's genetic mixer removed impurities to avoid genetic flaws. Hence Taylor's spider woman daughters having good eyesight and big breasts cause ya know, they were created using Rick's tech.

They also have a mother that does care about them and weren't bullied by two years, not have they lost anyone close to them.
 
You could say the same about every female model that acts like an idiot.

Funny how people conplain about stuff like the Barbie Doll but not about beauty contests that reward weighting way less that's healthy.

Taylor saw a problem, asked Rick for help and made an army she could direct with her powers. Only to find out that army is technicaly made of her daughters.

That's what important, the rest is visual candy and Rick being himself.
 
Lord Scoro said:
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Urban Dictionary: SJW

Also check for people like Anita Sarkeesian.

Many games and pieces of fiction could end up being severely censored and banned because they "offend" some people

For example PowerGirl's "Boob Window" severely objectifies and degrades her character no matter how powerful and badass she proves to be on her own right. Her very figure makes people who don't have it ashamed of themselves or something

Basically everything is racist/sexist/ageist/etc.

Pinklestia said:
You could say the same about every female model that acts like an idiot.

Funny how people conplain about stuff like the Barbie Doll but not about beauty contests that reward weighting way less that's healthy.

Taylor saw a problem, asked Rick for help and made an army she could direct with her powers. Only to find out that army is technicaly made of her daughters.

That's what important, the rest is visual candy and Rick being himself.
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I think "Radical Feminists" have problems with those models and some of the models may have been harassed by them at some point
 
I hate to jump in like this but there are some crazy ass misconceptions being peddled about issues I give a shit about.

Tobi'sAGoodBoy said:
For example PowerGirl's "Boob Window" severely objectifies and degrades her character no matter how powerful and badass she proves to be on her own right.
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A character can be as strong as Superman and still be sexually objectified. And Power Girl is sexually objectified. It's not just the costume, it's the way she's written. If I had a dollar for every time her breasts were childishly used as the punchline of some joke I'd have more than a few dollars. I think the most galling is when someone suggests they find some way to distract a teenage boy and everyone just looks at Power Girl.

I like Power Girl. She's one of my favourite DC heroes despite consistently poor writing for years and I like her character design. But every time I see that panel where she says 'hey my eyes are up here' while also having to believe that she chose to wear that costume I'm strongly reminded that the way she looks has been picked by a team of grey suits in order to appeal to what they perceive to be a horny male demographic. People who don't care that she's powerful or badass, just that her major characteristic is a giant pair of boobs that they can put behind in a skin tight outfit with a part cut out so you can see her cleavage.

The issue isn't necessarily that you can see her cleavage. Power Girl is invincible and has a great figure. I could believe that she'd dress like that, that she'd totally flaunt it. But in the books her personality is completely at odds with her appearance. Ultimately the editorial team isn't really interested in giving her agency over her sexuality or body image. That's the issue: she's treated like eye candy. And when 'woman with big boobs dresses in a tight, skimpy or tight and skimpy outfit' is the background radiation of superhero comic books, it's worth talking about. Your characterisation of it being jealous people griping is totally bogus.

Your entire characterisation of social justice issues is bogus, for that matter. It's not about censorship, or offence. It's about representation and respect. Female characters don't get a great deal of respect in the grand scheme of things. Women in general get the short end of the stick both in their real lives nad in terms of the media that is put out there. Magazines for eight year old girls talk about swimsuits to flatter figures and there's a constant bombardment of material about how women should look and act and even feel. You mention Anita Sarkeesian in a manner which suggests you think she's the bad guy, but all she wants is for women to be treated better in television and video games and whatever.

Pinklestia said:
Funny how people conplain about stuff like the Barbie Doll but not about beauty contests that reward weighting way less that's healthy.
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People have been complaining that since before I was born.
 
Ford Prefect said:
The issue isn't necessarily that you can see her cleavage. Power Girl is invincible and has a great figure. I could believe that she'd dress like that, that she'd totally flaunt it. But in the books her personality is completely at odds with her appearance.
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Can you imagine how much worse the backlash would be if she did have a personality that that outfit makes sense with?
 
You mean like Vampirella or Catwoman? Funny those two show less skin, get even more sexually objectified yet people complains way less about them.

But guys and girls, this is a Rick and Morty thread, if you can't stand fictional characters who who objetify women, you are in the wrong place.
 
Pinklestia said:
You mean like Vampirella or Catwoman? Funny those two show less skin, get even more sexually objectified yet people complains way less about them.

But guys and girls, this is a Rick and Morty thread, if you can't stand fictional characters who who objetify women, you are in the wrong place.
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To be fair, Rick is an equal opportunity objectifier. your all pieces of shit and he can mathematically prove it. you exist purely because he wants you to, if he gets tired of someone he can just jump to a universe where they act the way he wants them to. other people literally don't matter, as they are merely set pieces on Rick's stage. (Here's the hierarchy in descending order of importance: Rick, Rick's Family, Everyone else in existence).

He is basically just a straight up narcissist. He see's everyone else as so far below him as to be inconsequential, believing that literally nothing can affect him but himself. (It doesn't help that he is basically right)

Honestly I don't really see Rick objectifying women any more than he does everyone else. (He doesn't respect women, nor does he respect men, the human race, or the transgalactic government)
 
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Eh, Rick is mostly immune to mental stuff as long as Morty is around. So he would not give a damn about Glory Girl unless it hurts Morty and Taylor who his DNA scanner told him is actually his niece.

"So that's what I *burp* did during the sixties... I had *burt* so much drugs back then I barely remember that decade."

"That's why your hair is blue?"

"No Morty, that's due to *burp* something that happened in the eighties."
 
Pinklestia said:
Eh, Rick is mostly immune to mental stuff as long as Morty is around. So he would not give a damn about Glory Girl unless it hurts Morty and Taylor who his DNA scanner told him is actually his niece.
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I don't think there's any evidence to prove that. Rick uses Morty to mask his 'brainwaves' from the intergalactic government, he is a cloaking device, not a mindshield.

When the devil gives him the microscope that would make him retarded, he doesn't mention being immune despite Morty standing right next to him.

I could see Rick being immune to some Thinker abilities due to Morty, but not Master abilities. (Not that they should really pose a problem, Rick has plenty of ways to overcome them). not to mention that invalid Thinker readings could lead to hilarious results.
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Rick probably carries something against emotional manipulation on his shorts, or in his left sock.
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Yeah.

Fun fact: K-Lax Crystals are a potent anti-master drug. (and they give you sweet dance moves)
 
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Sol Mark-1 said:
I wonder what many capes are going to think about Rick when he say this.
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Armsmaster: Exactly.
Dragon: Hmm?
Armsmaster: You don't count, I'm talking about those filthy biological units, you know the ones, with their germs, and skin, and inefficiencies.
Dragon: You shouldn't talk about Emily like that! You haven't slept in three days, you need rest.
Rick: What, so everyone's supposed to sleep every single night now? Y-you realize that nighttime makes up half of all time?
Dragon: Sleep is important, He's going to burn himself out.
Rick: Well look who's talking Missus Space-Computer. Y-You can stay up however long you want, I-I'll bet it really makes your dick hard, knowing that Colin here will never be able to catch up with you. You know he's just doing it to impress you.
Dragon: I'm no- THAT'S BESIDES THE POINT!
Rick: That's exactly the point! Colin will never be able to keep up if he spends all day prancing around lala land, o-*burb*-f all the amazing things he could be doing, do you honestly believe lying around should be one of them?
Armsmaster: *shakes head* So inefficient, maybe just a few cybernetic implants couldn't hurt...
Rick: Atta *Belch* boy, focus on science. Don't let these bureaucrats hold you back.
Dragon: I-I'm not so sure this is such a good idea Rick. Colin could really hurt himself.
Rick: Don't be such a pussy Dragon, Science c-cannot move forwards without risk.
Dragon: O-okay Rick, if you say so...
 
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"Rick does take breaks, those breaks usually consist in drugs and or drinking until he passes out. And that's why he can hardly remember the sixties."

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Cause Rick besides an asshole, is also a liar and a hypocrite. At least when it comes to hard work. Most of his creations have problems because he never tests them enough before other people use them.
 
wertsir said:
Armsmaster: Exactly.
Dragon: Hmm?
Armsmaster: You don't count, I'm talking about those filthy biological units, you know the ones, with their germs and their inefficiencies.
Dragon: You shouldn't talk about Emily like that! You haven't slept in three days, you need rest.
Rick: What, so everyone's supposed to sleep every single night now? Y-you realize that nighttime makes up half of all time?
Dragon: Sleep is important, He's going to burn himself out.
Rick: Well look who's talking Missus Space-Computer. Y-You can stay up however long you want, I-I'll bet it really makes your dick hard, knowing that Colin here will never be able to catch up with you. You know he's just doing it to impress you.
Dragon: I'm no- THAT'S BESIDES THE POINT!
Rick: That's exactly the point! Colin will never be able to keep up if he spends all day prancing around lala land, o-*burb*-f all the amazing things he could be doing, do you honestly believe lying around should be one of them?
Armsmaster: *shakes head* So inefficient, maybe just a few cybernetic implants couldn't hurt...
Rick: Atta *Belch* boy, focus on science. Don't let these bureaucrats hold you back.
Dragon: I-I'm not so sure this is such a good idea Rick. Colin could really hurt himself.
Rick: Don't be such a pussy Dragon, Science c-cannot move forwards without risk.
Dragon: O-okay Rick, if you say so...
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Something seems off about this...

Oh, right, the assumption that Armsy's efficient obsession doesn't already have him running on about -8 hours of sleep each week.
 
Rossum said:
Or... you know the Time Cops could show up and arrest Coil for messing with time. He might have been able to get away with his split-the-timeline trick, but once he gets Dinah and her precognition power then he could make all sorts of long-term plans that defy probability and knock things our of whack. So he gets sent to time prison (which is like regular prison but forever).
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Maybe uh pin a few of his crimes on Coil...
 
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