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Reach Da Stars Through Hurtin' Stuff - Ork "Civilisation" Quest

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[X] Zorbag da Trappa. He's brutally cunning, good with the gizmos, and his boys are good at settin' traps, fiddling with stuff they find, and hitting things over the head when they're looking the other way. ['Big Ork' position created]
How we'ez get inta space without some roight propa gizmos!?
 
[X] Nasha da Snatcha. He's cunningly brutal, broadly liked by the tribe, and his boys are good at runnin' after things over long distances, trackin' them, and smashin' things over the head when they're all tired from running. ['Big Ork' position created]
 
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[X] Nasha da Snatcha. He's cunningly brutal, broadly liked by the tribe, and his boys are good at runnin' after things over long distances, trackin' them, and smashin' things over the head when they're all tired from running. ['Big Ork' position created]

I'm pretty sure this turns us into a Speed Waaaggh! later. Speed Freeks are the ones to go to for vehicular development.
 
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There are many ways I can vote. What I think would be the best now, what we want as a long term development, what might be the funniest later but..

EarthScorpion said:
Nasha had the counter-argument that some days Zorbag got nothing while Nasha nearly always came back with a few grots in his grabby sack.
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The phrase "grots in his grabby sack" is absurdly funny to me for some reason.

[X] Nasha da Snatcha


Edit: Also I want pro-pro-. I gots an idea thingy. First, I think we should get some fur from the boars, dat way we'z arn't as cold. Next, I fink it should be red, cause we need to grab grotz, and red fasta for better grabbing. Den uh.... watz after next? Point it, da big boss is a good boss, and he could share some grots from his grabby sack for good boyz, and have another big sack, but with da lucky rocks, and hit other boyz with em, cuz dats funny.
 
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[X] Neither - they beat up both of them for thinkin' they can give orders. The Blue Flash tribe is gonna decide what to do based on old fashioned battle royale brawls over every single decision, no matter how small. It's worked for them so far and they ain't changing. [Reject 'Big Ork' position]

BRALLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
[X] Zorbag da Trappa. He's brutally cunning, good with the gizmos, and his boys are good at settin' traps, fiddling with stuff they find, and hitting things over the head when they're looking the other way. ['Big Ork' position created]
 
[X] Neither - they beat up both of them for thinkin' they can give orders. The Blue Flash tribe is gonna decide what to do based on old fashioned battle royale brawls over every single decision, no matter how small. It's worked for them so far and they ain't changing. [Reject 'Big Ork' position]
 
[X] Neither - they beat up both of them for thinkin' they can give orders. The Blue Flash tribe is gonna decide what to do based on old fashioned battle royale brawls over every single decision, no matter how small. It's worked for them so far and they ain't changing. [Reject 'Big Ork' position]

If dis fella dinks 'e's da baddest ork around, den why ain't 'e already gett'n his way, an account uv winn'n all da fight'n'? 'actly. 'dat's logic, it iz, 'cos i'd hit 'em wit' a log if 'e tried.
 
[X] Neither - they beat up both of them for thinkin' they can give orders. The Blue Flash tribe is gonna decide what to do based on old fashioned battle royale brawls over every single decision, no matter how small. It's worked for them so far and they ain't changing. [Reject 'Big Ork' position]

My loilty iz ta da Republork, ta Demorkracy!
 
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[X] Nasha da Snatcha. He's cunningly brutal, broadly liked by the tribe, and his boys are good at runnin' after things over long distances, trackin' them, and smashin' things over the head when they're all tired from running. ['Big Ork' position created]

Trap setting is the path to dark arts. You let someone like that in charge, and soon they tell you there are 'smarter ways' of dealing problems than beating them over the head. Dangerous.

Plus, and more importantly, Zorbag is too stinky.
 
[X] Neither - they beat up both of them for thinkin' they can give orders. The Blue Flash tribe is gonna decide what to do based on old fashioned battle royale brawls over every single decision, no matter how small. It's worked for them so far and they ain't changing. [Reject 'Big Ork' position]

I love democracy. I love the Blue Flash tribe. When this crisis has abated-
 
[X] Neither - they beat up both of them for thinkin' they can give orders. The Blue Flash tribe is gonna decide what to do based on old fashioned battle royale brawls over every single decision, no matter how small. It's worked for them so far and they ain't changing. [Reject 'Big Ork' position]

I love democracy.
 
[X] Zorbag da Trappa. He's brutally cunning, good with the gizmos, and his boys are good at settin' traps, fiddling with stuff they find, and hitting things over the head when they're looking the other way. ['Big Ork' position created]
 
[X] Neither - they beat up both of them for thinkin' they can give orders. The Blue Flash tribe is gonna decide what to do based on old fashioned battle royale brawls over every single decision, no matter how small. It's worked for them so far and they ain't changing. [Reject 'Big Ork' position]

Let's ave a good ole riot quest ey mate?
 
[X] Neither - they beat up both of them for thinkin' they can give orders. The Blue Flash tribe is gonna decide what to do based on old fashioned battle royale brawls over every single decision, no matter how small. It's worked for them so far and they ain't changing. [Reject 'Big Ork' position]

Fuck it
Time for demorkracy
 
[X] Zorbag da Trappa. He's brutally cunning, good with the gizmos, and his boys are good at settin' traps, fiddling with stuff they find, and hitting things over the head when they're looking the other way. ['Big Ork' position created]
 
[X] Nasha da Snatcha. He's cunningly brutal, broadly liked by the tribe, and his boys are good at runnin' after things over long distances, trackin' them, and smashin' things over the head when they're all tired from running. ['Big Ork' position created]

Hard work and dedication beat eye in the sky experimentin and random mucking about. Let the Snatcha rule da tribe!
 
[X] Neither - they beat up both of them for thinkin' they can give orders. The Blue Flash tribe is gonna decide what to do based on old fashioned battle royale brawls over every single decision, no matter how small. It's worked for them so far and they ain't changing. [Reject 'Big Ork' position]
 
[X] Nasha da Snatcha. He's cunningly brutal, broadly liked by the tribe, and his boys are good at runnin' after things over long distances, trackin' them, and smashin' things over the head when they're all tired from running. ['Big Ork' position created]

Look, Nasha is bigga, so Nasha is Betta. Dats da roolz

Also, I do like me my kommandos
 
Orkz need to follow tha biggest and strongest, if all the boyz don't 'ave the Big Ork ta follow, then we make Mork and Grok mad.

We need a BIG ORK
 
[X] Nasha da Snatcha. He's cunningly brutal, broadly liked by the tribe, and his boys are good at runnin' after things over long distances, trackin' them, and smashin' things over the head when they're all tired from running. ['Big Ork' position created]
 
[X] Neither - they beat up both of them for thinkin' they can give orders. The Blue Flash tribe is gonna decide what to do based on old fashioned battle royale brawls over every single decision, no matter how small. It's worked for them so far and they ain't changing. [Reject 'Big Ork' position]

Direct Democracy is the only way!
 
[X] Zorbag da Trappa. He's brutally cunning, good with the gizmos, and his boys are good at settin' traps, fiddling with stuff they find, and hitting things over the head when they're looking the other way. ['Big Ork' position created]
 
[X] Nasha da Snatcha. He's cunningly brutal, broadly liked by the tribe, and his boys are good at runnin' after things over long distances, trackin' them, and smashin' things over the head when they're all tired from running. ['Big Ork' position created]
 
[x] Nasha da Snatcha. He's cunningly brutal, broadly liked by the tribe, and his boys are good at runnin' after things over long distances, trackin' them, and smashin' things over the head when they're all tired from running. ['Big Ork' position created]

i vote for the sneakily persistent one over the persistently sneaky one
 
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