Heh!

I wanna see where these Grabbas go, this is gonna be great.

[X] Nasha da Snatcha. He's cunningly brutal, broadly liked by the tribe, and his boys are good at runnin' after things over long distances, trackin' them, and smashin' things over the head when they're all tired from running. ['Big Ork' position created]

FOR GORK!

Or waz it Mork?

DON'T CARE, JUS' RUN AFTA DEM! SIMPLE AN EASY! ORKZ ARE DA FASTEST!

(I want my zoomies)
 
Of course we got to go with Big Ork position it's right proper!

[X] Nasha da Snatcha. He's cunningly brutal, broadly liked by the tribe, and his boys are good at runnin' after things over long distances, trackin' them, and smashin' things over the head when they're all tired from running. ['Big Ork' position created]

And of course I'll go with the Cunningly brutal one!
 
[X] Zorbag da Trappa. He's brutally cunning, good with the gizmos, and his boys are good at settin' traps, fiddling with stuff they find, and hitting things over the head when they're looking the other way. ['Big Ork' position created]
 
[X] Nasha da Snatcha. He's cunningly brutal, broadly liked by the tribe, and his boys are good at runnin' after things over long distances, trackin' them, and smashin' things over the head when they're all tired from running. ['Big Ork' position created]
 
[X] Zorbag da Trappa. He's brutally cunning, good with the gizmos, and his boys are good at settin' traps, fiddling with stuff they find, and hitting things over the head when they're looking the other way. ['Big Ork' position created]

Now, in any udda situ-a-zun, I'd be backing Nasha since catching tings in traps and making sure gits ain't looking at ya needs luck. Ting is, we'z da Blue Flash tribe and dat means we'z got luck ta spare for traps and catch pits!
 
[X] Nasha da Snatcha. He's cunningly brutal, broadly liked by the tribe, and his boys are good at runnin' after things over long distances, trackin' them, and smashin' things over the head when they're all tired from running. ['Big Ork' position created]
 
[X] Nasha da Snatcha. He's cunningly brutal, broadly liked by the tribe, and his boys are good at runnin' after things over long distances, trackin' them, and smashin' things over the head when they're all tired from running. ['Big Ork' position created]
 
[X] Zorbag da Trappa. He's brutally cunning, good with the gizmos, and his boys are good at settin' traps, fiddling with stuff they find, and hitting things over the head when they're looking the other way. ['Big Ork' position created]

Or, likely somewhat redundantly...
[X] Have the two Big Ork canidates fight each other one-on-one and keep da winna'.
 
[X] Neither - they beat up both of them for thinkin' they can give orders. The Blue Flash tribe is gonna decide what to do based on old fashioned battle royale brawls over every single decision, no matter how small. It's worked for them so far and they ain't changing. [Reject 'Big Ork' position]

democracy-via-brawl is a superior governing mechanism to all others o_o
 
[X] Zorbag da Trappa. He's brutally cunning, good with the gizmos, and his boys are good at settin' traps, fiddling with stuff they find, and hitting things over the head when they're looking the other way. ['Big Ork' position created]
 
[X] Zorbag da Trappa. He's brutally cunning, good with the gizmos, and his boys are good at settin' traps, fiddling with stuff they find, and hitting things over the head when they're looking the other way. ['Big Ork' position created]
 
[x] Neither - they beat up both of them for thinkin' they can give orders. The Blue Flash tribe is gonna decide what to do based on old fashioned battle royale brawls over every single decision, no matter how small. It's worked for them so far and they ain't changing. [Reject 'Big Ork' position]

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAGH !!!!
 
Some things in the world are just too cruel to easily be encompassed with words. One of them which so afflicted the orks of the Blue Flash tribe was the necessity to do things other than exactly what you feel like doing at any present moment. Among humans, the requirement to do things you don't want to do is considered to be part of growing up. Among orks, gretchin exist to handle those things.

This can be considered to be one of the major differences between the two species.
Some Orks do enter a phase equivalent to human 'teenage rebellion' where they reject the notion of having absolute freedom to do what they want all the time and embrace a life of order, discipline, hierarchy, and respect for their bosses, making them societal outcasts shunned by the larger tribe. However, they are still tolerated due to their effectiveness and willingness to strap big zog-off rockets to their back, for they are the tribe's Stormboyz.

(Yes that's literally canon.)
By the depths of winter, the society of the little tribe had undergone some notable changes. Some of the boys had proven to be a lot better at tracking down grotz and grabbing them. Another associated skill was the ability to resist the urge to eat more than a few of them when trudging back to the village. As a result, the boys who were best at this had started to describe their profession as 'grabba'. As no orks wanted to clean the middens or have to pick their own fungus, the grabba boys had swiftly grown powerful.

Two figures from the grot huntas stood out from all the others.
Ah, proto-Runtherds, our first specialist lads! Not only that, but with specialized and accomplished Boyz comes bigger Boyz, and with that comes leadership. It's so exciting to see our little tribe develop into something bigger and better! Go Orks, I have the utmost belief in you!

[X] Nasha da Snatcha. He's cunningly brutal, broadly liked by the tribe, and his boys are good at runnin' after things over long distances, trackin' them, and smashin' things over the head when they're all tired from running. ['Big Ork' position created]

This is evidently a choice between a classic Nob and later Warboss-led tribe or a Big Mek and later Mekboss-led tribe, with a side order of endurance warfare from Nasha (leading into... heavy or mechanized infantry, maybe?) and sneaky stuff from Zorbag no doubt leading into Kommandos. And also choice three, Be A Git And Keep Muckin' About. Da Boyz need a Boss, dat's da way fings are done. Krump da modernity of da tribe, return ta da tradishun uv our forefavvers.
 
[X] Zorbag da Trappa. He's brutally cunning, good with the gizmos, and his boys are good at settin' traps, fiddling with stuff they find, and hitting things over the head when they're looking the other way. ['Big Ork' position created]
 
[X] Neither - they beat up both of them for thinkin' they can give orders. The Blue Flash tribe is gonna decide what to do based on old fashioned battle royale brawls over every single decision, no matter how small. It's worked for them so far and they ain't changing. [Reject 'Big Ork' position]
 
[X] Neither - they beat up both of them for thinkin' they can give orders. The Blue Flash tribe is gonna decide what to do based on old fashioned battle royale brawls over every single decision, no matter how small. It's worked for them so far and they ain't changing. [Reject 'Big Ork' position]

I'm always down for a fight, and anyone what thinks otherwise just ain't orky!
 
[X] Nasha da Snatcha. He's cunningly brutal, broadly liked by the tribe, and his boys are good at runnin' after things over long distances, trackin' them, and smashin' things over the head when they're all tired from running. ['Big Ork' position created]
 
[X] Zorbag da Trappa. He's brutally cunning, good with the gizmos, and his boys are good at settin' traps, fiddling with stuff they find, and hitting things over the head when they're looking the other way. ['Big Ork' position created]
 
[X] Nasha da Snatcha. He's cunningly brutal, broadly liked by the tribe, and his boys are good at runnin' after things over long distances, trackin' them, and smashin' things over the head when they're all tired from running. ['Big Ork' position created]

Pursuit predation best predation.
 
[x] Zorbag da Trappa. He's brutally cunning, good with the gizmos, and his boys are good at settin' traps, fiddling with stuff they find, and hitting things over the head when they're looking the other way. ['Big Ork' position created]
 
[X] Neither - they beat up both of them for thinkin' they can give orders. The Blue Flash tribe is gonna decide what to do based on old fashioned battle royale brawls over every single decision, no matter how small. It's worked for them so far and they ain't changing. [Reject 'Big Ork' position]
 
[X] Neither - they beat up both of them for thinkin' they can give orders. The Blue Flash tribe is gonna decide what to do based on old fashioned battle royale brawls over every single decision, no matter how small. It's worked for them so far and they ain't changing. [Reject 'Big Ork' position]

We'z started as anorkists and zog me if we'z gonna be anyfing ovver den anorkists! Don't fall for da temp... temtat... da wordz what say we'z gonna be better off if'n we starts listenin' to jus' one Boss, becuz listenin' wivvout a proppa scrap first is fer grotz. Krump da filthy monorkists until dey stop mukkin about, says I!
 
[X] Neither - they beat up both of them for thinkin' they can give orders. The Blue Flash tribe is gonna decide what to do based on old fashioned battle royale brawls over every single decision, no matter how small. It's worked for them so far and they ain't changing. [Reject 'Big Ork' position]

Orks having bosses? I've never heard of a more preposterous idea.
 
[X] Neither - they beat up both of them for thinkin' they can give orders. The Blue Flash tribe is gonna decide what to do based on old fashioned battle royale brawls over every single decision, no matter how small. It's worked for them so far and they ain't changing. [Reject 'Big Ork' position]

You'z know wat? I wanna see what zoggin happens!
 
[x] Neither - they beat up both of them for thinkin' they can give orders. The Blue Flash tribe is gonna decide what to do based on old fashioned battle royale brawls over every single decision, no matter how small. It's worked for them so far and they ain't changing. [Reject 'Big Ork' position]
 
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