Reach Da Stars Through Hurtin' Stuff - Ork "Civilisation" Quest

[MightyMutt]

Boars into mounts, plus i wanna see what happens with one a dem after da'boyz put da glowy bits on to make it lucky

 

[Compellor]

[X] Get More Fungus Growing

 

[typeterra]

[X] Throw A Big Party In Honour Of The Lucky Pit

 

[Max Uristwell]

I can't wait until we discover metalworking.

"Boyz! Boyz! I figgad out wot da blue rockz make da air taste loik wen ya smash 'em togevva!"

 

[Chlof]

[X] Get More Fungus Growing

 

[Lisafication]

[X] Throw A Big Party In Honour Of The Lucky Pit

 

[Strypgia]

The orks had discovered nuclear fission through the deliberate inducement of criticality accidents for their own amusement.

"Ha ha ha! Do it again, do it again! That's zoggin' great!"

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Adapting for the Orcs dialect, this is 100% normal activity for a species discovered nuclear fisson.

*screams inarticulately*

*attempts to strangle ES*

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This is also normal. Very, very normal.

[X] Hunt Down Replacement Grotz

Alas, we need more test subjects grots.

 

[Solarshade]

[x] Get More Fungus Growing
[x] Hunt Down Replacement Grotz

 

[Happerry]

[X] Hunt Down Replacement Grotz

 

[Parzival95]

[X] Throw A Big Party In Honour Of The Lucky Pit

 

[Irritant]

[X] Get More Fungus Growing

 

[notanautomaton]

[X] Throw A Big Party In Honour Of The Lucky Pit

 

[Arcus]

This is a wonderful situation which cannot go wrong. I love it.

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I mean, there's probably no risk of them accidentally recreating the exact mechanism of a nuclear bomb. Especially not with spent fuel rods.

 

[notbirdofprey]

I mean, there's probably no risk of them accidentally recreating the exact mechanism of a nuclear bomb. Especially not with spent reactor fuel rods.

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We're orks. I wouldn't bet on that.

 

[thewatcher]

[X] Hunt Down Replacement Grotz

 

[zernach]

[X] Throw A Big Party In Honour Of The Lucky Pit

 

[Dezron]

[x] Get More Fungus Growing

Ork = Fungi

More Fungi = More Orkz

 

[Drake2396]

[X] Get More Fungus Growing

We needz more grotz and what betta way to make more grotz and end up wif more orkz to go along wit em an food to!

 

[Bark]

[X] Get More Fungus Growing

 

[Sir LagsAlot]

[X] Hunt Down Replacement Grotz

 

[meianmaru]

[X] Hunt Down Replacement Grotz

 

[Chopak]

[X] Hunt Down Replacement Grotz

 

[BadAtScreenNames]

[X] Get More Fungus Growing

[X] Hunt Down Replacement Grotz

 

[Travler66]

[X] Get More Fungus Growing

 

[BungieONI]

I fink havn Grots iz really import'ant.

Largely because they do da work, orks do da punching and itz the only option with a specifik warning noted. Not hav'n 'nuff Grotsz makes Boyz unhappy and I can only imagine tha' unhappy Boyz get up to 'Shenanigans an such. Pluz if'n we take it we'z prob'ly get to read about them raidin other tribes with scary blue flashy weapons.