I see that in the grim dark future of the year Whatever It Is, Jamelia/Making Disruptive Phone Calls is still a valid pairing.

Jasmine often cries herself to sleep at night because she has to disrupt organisations using Avoiding the Truth Technique and other inferior substitutes for the real McCoy of Entropy blights on organisational structure.

As a Sidereal, she isn't a great fan of most martial arts. She prefers Shoot Them In The Back From A Long Way Away Style, That Was Neurotoxin In Your Tea Style, and Ho Ho Ho I Have A Tank Style. Though if she does have to fight, she tends to use Throne Shadow Style (with her form weapon usually 'a squad of Dragonblooded murderhobos') and Thousandfold Stinging Insects Style.
 
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Well, to be fair, you mostly need Martial Arts for other Exalts anyway, at which point you really shouldn't be fighting them alone because that's, like, a fair fight. :p
 
Nah, it's a completely fair fight. After all, both sides are using their advantages to the fullest. Now, some whiners might think that's unfair when there's a gunship firing rockets at them from 100 kilometers away, but they can just deal with it.
Let me rephrase that: Sid's don't do fights without superior firepower, numbers, tactics, or some other advantage. :p

Leave that silly stuff to Solaroids.
 
Your Sunglasses Won’t Save You Now
Your Sunglasses Won't Save You Now

"I'm gonna tell Harmeet about the flight computer," says Chandra, "Maybe see if she can get something out of it. But first I need to do something about your wounds."

Abhas hesitates a brief moment, mulling the offer over, then says, "You know a doctor you can trust?"

"I was going to try to do it myself," says Chandra, "See if I can reproduce that effect from the Manse."

Abhas chews his lip for a moment. "Alright, go for it," he says. Chandra closes his eyes, focuses. He hears a faint, dull beat at the back of his hearing, the sudden, inexplicable widening of his perception as he draws upon, manipulates, the fabric of time itself. He tries to focus on the wounds, tries to figure out how to make the powers do what he wants them to do and-

Patient mobility may complicate repairs. Immobilizing.

Abhas stops in mid-sentence, frozen in time like most of Chandra's possessions have been at one point or another. Chandra almost manages to swear before-

Wounds diagnosed. Replacing tissue.

He can feel his power rip open time, searching for points in times where bits of Abhas weren''t injured, and haphazardly super-imposing them over his myriad wounds. The dragon-blood shifts, scales being replaced with old scales, dull scales, then scales fresh from a molt. A tattoo he presumably had had removed at some point re-appears across his neck and left arm before disappearing as it was swapped for flesh from yet another point in time.

The shuffle slows, then stops, as Abhas' myriad wounds seal. Chandra clenches his teeth, waiting for Abhas to unfreeze. It takes a few seconds, then, without ceremony, Abhas simply starts moving again. "-can start whenever." There's a moment of confusion on Abhas' part as he realizes that he has, evidently, already been healed. "Well," says Abhas, examining one of his hands, "That was...thanks, man. Though we need to talk about your powers some time." Chandra nods and grabs the Flight Computer, but Abhas puts a hand on his shoulder on his way out. "Hey, uh, you have a Transmission Room? Something with decent range, ideally? I need to make a call," he asks.

"Hallway to the hangar. Second door on your left," says Chandra. Abhas shoots him a thumbs-up and leaves, allowing Chandra to exit the office.

Harmeet's not in the living room when he enters. He finds her in the kitchen, quietly chewing on an aloo paratha. She doesn't acknowledge Chandra until she's finished her meal, and even then keeps it to a dull, "What?"

"I have a job for you," he says. "Something challenging."

Her eyes - one as intact as it's ever been, the other surrounded by scar tissue - flick up to him. "What?" she asks again. It's faint, but he thinks there might be a note of interest in there; rekindled under the apathetic layer of depression.

Chandra drops the hard drive on the table in front of her. "I managed to rip it open last night. There's a conversation between Cybitch and whoever hired her to kill Rav. I couldn't figure out-"

Her hand closes over it before he can finish the sentence. "Give it here," she says, "and get me a computer."

Yeah, she's definitely not apathetic anymore. That's... hopefully a good thing? That certainly looked like some of her old spark.

Likelihood of severe damage to structural integrity of building: rising.

Okay, maybe not entirely a good thing.

*​

It takes Chandra a bit over a minute to get her a computer. It's kinda weird, she thinks, how co-ordinated he is. He'd been doing the stand-offish sunglasses thing for a while now, but...whatever he'd done it was kinda creepy. He moved like someone who'd rehearsed it for years, totally perfect timing on everything. When the computer finally booted up he was moving out of her way before she even realized she was working.

She slides into place and hooks up the flight computer, waiting while the computer runs through its startup sequence.

Chandra says, "Do you want some he-"

"No," she says.

"Alright," says Chandra. There're a few seconds of increasingly awkward silence before Chandra tries to rekindle it again. "Well, if you need anything, just…" He fades under the withering silence of the room, only to start again a moment later, "...ask, I guess. I'll be-"

"Chandra?" snaps Harmeet, "Shut up and let me work." He clams up, and Harmeet regrets it almost immediately.

She snaps headphones on, puts on an Ahmed^3 album, pops a mastick and chews on it thoughtfully. It's a cheap fruit flavor - the others (Now just Chandra) always made sure to warn her off the Bhang mixes everyone sold, and to be honest, she's never really felt the urge to go for drugs before. But she's a pilot, and she always figured piloting is all about image. Chandra has his shades and cigars, Ravana had the drugs, Abhas did that thing where his scales caught fire, everyone else had something. It's about...having a brand. So Harmeet grabbed the Masticks when she started racing, and now she just chewed when she was nervous.

Which was more-or-less constantly, now. She feels a bit guilty for snapping at Chandra like that - he was only trying to help. But he was hovering, and after last night, clingy attempts to baby her are the last thing she needs. At least this is something she can still do.

The Ahmed^3 song's just because the music's good and the lead singer's cute, though.

Blinking at her diagnostic readouts she considers for another second and gets to work. Her fingers leap over the keys as she enters a series commands calling up prepared macros as well as activating a brute force cracker - but that's just a distraction, the last command she hits only after her little electric hounds are already in play. As expected, the protections on the model start activating failsafes that will wipe it, but Harmeet's data daemons are tracking the failsafes, snipping out their codes and permissions and using them to open up the system to her even as the now neutered failsafes crash into their own internal firewall. Not easy, but not overly complex, either. Now she just has to sit back, pop her headphones off and wait.

"So, uh, Harmeet," says Chandra somewhere behind her, "Mind telling me why my microwave deserved to die?"

*​

It takes a few seconds for Harmeet to answer. She mulls it over for a bit, loudly chewing on her mastick. "The microwave was dumb," she says, finally.

"What did it do that was dumb?" asks Chandra.

"Buttons wouldn't register properly," she says.

"Huh." Chandra frowns. "They always worked okay for me."

"Yeah, well not me, okay?" Harmeet replies wih a bit of heat. She waves her cybernetic hand once. "This stupid arm wouldn't work right, it's all... clumsy."

Ah. Ah. Adjustment. No wonder she's getting frustrated; it must be like having two off hands. It's impressive she can type as well as she can, to be honest. That's not all, though, Chandra can tell. The terseness, the masticks, something worse than augmentation adjustment is bugging Harmeet. And so Chandra, buoyed by the relative success - alright, non catastrophe - of his parenting so far, decides to simply ask outright. "Is anything else wrong? Are you feeling alright?" asks Chandra.

"I was…" Harmeet trails off and looks back at the flight computer. There's a long, uncomfortable pause. Chandra tries to figure out some way to encourage her to speak up, something useful to say, and settles for sitting, waiting, outwardly impassive.

"Chandra?" Harmeet mutters, lifting her head a little. She's not looking at him, though, she's staring at her reflection on the flight computer's glossy surface. "Am..." Her voice quavers a little. "Am I pretty?"

... oh hell no. That is not a question Chandra was prepared for. If he had been asked it forty years from now, it would not be a question he had the necessary skills to answer. He can already imagine the possibilities. If he tells the truth, she'll probably cry. If he lies, she'll catch it, and either get mad or cry. If he legs it... actually that would kind of be an attractive option if it weren't for the fact that it would be running away from a tearful thirteen-year old girl.

Dammit, why don't teenagers come with manuals explaining what to do in situations like this?

All this flashes through his head in under a second, but he needs to answer quickly. Hesitation will only make things worse. He gives it another second of rapid thought, just long enough to make it seem like he's considered the question carefully without stalling for time, then comes to a decision and...

Pick One:

[ ] Tell the truth, bluntly. She's got burn scars down half her face, and while she might have grown up to be good-looking beforehand, she's never going to be now. (1x)
[ ] Be honest, but gentle. She's not ever going to be as pretty as she was, but he got her pretty good treatment, and it won't scar as badly as it might have done. Anyway, cliche as it might sound, it's what's on the inside the counts. Rav was basically five foot six of track marks, scars, malnutrition side effects, crooked teeth, and a bizarrely well groomed pompadour, and he was never starved for attention. (.9x)
[ ] Lie your ass off. She might be a bit beaten up at the moment, but once her burns finish healing, she'll look just fine. (1.2x)
[ ] Run for it. There are no possible negative repercussions from refusing to answer this question worse than actually answering, right? (.1x)
 
Likelihood of severe damage to structural integrity of building: rising.
Oh dear.
"Chandra?" Harmeet mutters, lifting her head a little. She's not looking at him, though, she's staring at her reflection on the flight computer's glossy surface. "Am..." Her voice quavers a little. "Am I pretty?"
ABORT ABORT ABORT!

[X] Be honest, but gentle. She's not ever going to be as pretty as she was, but he got her pretty good treatment, and it won't scar as badly as it might have done. Anyway, cliche as it might sound, it's what's on the inside the counts. Rav was basically five foot six of track marks, scars, malnutrition side effects, crooked teeth, and a bizarrely well groomed pompadour, and he was never starved for attention. (.9x)

Lying isn't going to work, she can quite literally see the scars for herself. Hitting her with the hammer of honesty might break her. On the other hand, image is all about presentation. Get her attitude right and she'd look badass.
 
"Am..." Her voice quavers a little. "Am I pretty?"
Run for the hills!

Waittaminnit, that's a goddam terrible idea. And given that she is quite clearly capable of using a mirror, lying is unlikely to work either. GoGo SB/SV White Knight approach!

[X] Be honest, but gentle. She's not ever going to be as pretty as she was, but he got her pretty good treatment, and it won't scar as badly as it might have done. Anyway, cliche as it might sound, it's what's on the inside the counts. Rav was basically five foot six of track marks, scars, malnutrition side effects, crooked teeth, and a bizarrely well groomed pompadour, and he was never starved for attention. (.9x)
 
[X] Be honest, but gentle. She's not ever going to be as pretty as she was, but he got her pretty good treatment, and it won't scar as badly as it might have done. Anyway, cliche as it might sound, it's what's on the inside the counts. Rav was basically five foot six of track marks, scars, malnutrition side effects, crooked teeth, and a bizarrely well groomed pompadour, and he was never starved for attention. (.9x)
-> [X] "And... well, you know, Harmeet, we do seem to be hanging around a bunch of Exalts at the moment. Maybe one of them might be able to work out how to do more. I mean, I've watched a few films in my time, and if they're telling the truth, one of them might be able to learn if they... uh, don't know already. So... uh, it could be a lot worse, and it might get better."

(This ends up with Ilana using TAW Stamina Crippling healing Charms, which would leave Harmeet with areas of wrong-coloured skin over the scars and someone else's arm, because TAW anti-Crippling healing does it by giving them mutations from your form library so the "low impact" way of healing is to give someone a Cosmetic Mutation to fix the scar, which results in patches of someone else's skin.)
 
You know, we could almost do it ourselves, working purely off of fluff. I mean, Abhas explicitly gains and loses a tattoo while we heal him, which isn't much different.

Unfortunately, our healing probably doesn't remove Crippling wounds.
 
But we can still try, and give Harmeet a brief moment of hope before we fail and plunge her into depression again! ^_^
 
[X] Be honest, but gentle. She's not ever going to be as pretty as she was, but he got her pretty good treatment, and it won't scar as badly as it might have done. Anyway, cliche as it might sound, it's what's on the inside the counts. Rav was basically five foot six of track marks, scars, malnutrition side effects, crooked teeth, and a bizarrely well groomed pompadour, and he was never starved for attention. (.9x)

Let's not do anything to get her hopes up about healing her fully.
 
[X] Be honest, but gentle. She's not ever going to be as pretty as she was, but he got her pretty good treatment, and it won't scar as badly as it might have done. Anyway, cliche as it might sound, it's what's on the inside the counts. Rav was basically five foot six of track marks, scars, malnutrition side effects, crooked teeth, and a bizarrely well groomed pompadour, and he was never starved for attention. (.9x)

Chandra pulls his glasses off with one hand, and palms his face with the other. He rubs at his temples with thumb and forefinger, massaging away the headache he feels coming on.

"Harmeet, there's no way I can answer that question without sounding horribly inappropriate. I'm twice your age, and should not be thinking about how good a kid barely into puberty looks. Besides, if Pools of Jusenkyo 4 is anything to go by, the moment I say anything, the potted plant in the corner is going to turn out to have been Ilana for the last few hours and she'll rip my head off while screaming about what a perv I am.

A pause, long enough for her to at least crack a smile. No? Tough crowd he's playing to. Chandra sighs, and drops his hand even as he leans down to look the girl in the eye. "You're not going to win any pageants, Harmeet, but one people get past the initial hormone-driven stage of teendom, it's smarts and skills that are the most sexy. And you're rocking the kickass tech wizard thing like few could ever hope to. If Ravana could score dates with nothing but "babe, I've got a fast ship" -he exaggerates the quote to be as Speiso! Dandi! as possible- you're never going to have problems in that direction.
 
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[X] Be honest, but gentle. She's not ever going to be as pretty as she was, but he got her pretty good treatment, and it won't scar as badly as it might have done. Anyway, cliche as it might sound, it's what's on the inside the counts. Rav was basically five foot six of track marks, scars, malnutrition side effects, crooked teeth, and a bizarrely well groomed pompadour, and he was never starved for attention. (.9x)
-> [X] "And... well, you know, Harmeet, we do seem to be hanging around a bunch of Exalts at the moment. Maybe one of them might be able to work out how to do more. I mean, I've watched a few films in my time, and if they're telling the truth, one of them might be able to learn if they... uh, don't know already. So... uh, it could be a lot worse, and it might get better."
 
Chandra pulls his glasses off with one hand, and palms his face with the other. He rubs at his temples with thumb and forefinger, massaging away the headache he feels coming on.

"Harmeet, there's no way I can answer that question without sounding horribly inappropriate. I'm twice your age, and should not be thinking about how good a kid barely into puberty looks. Besides, if Pools of Jusenkyo 4 is anything to go by, the moment I say anything, the potted plant in the corner is going to turn out to have been Ilana for the last few hours and she'll rip my head off while screaming about what a perv I am.
Lols. :D Chandra is such a dork.

[X] Be honest, but gentle. She's not ever going to be as pretty as she was, but he got her pretty good treatment, and it won't scar as badly as it might have done. Anyway, cliche as it might sound, it's what's on the inside the counts. Rav was basically five foot six of track marks, scars, malnutrition side effects, crooked teeth, and a bizarrely well groomed pompadour, and he was never starved for attention. (.9x)
->[X] Point out, yeah, um, we just healed Abhas with Bullshit Time Powahs, healed him even more from the brink of death last night, and are hanging around with other people with 'Fuck You, Reality! I Do What I Want!' variety powers lately. So while Harmeet may look like she just survived a nasty racer crash, that may not need be true next week, etc.
 
[X] Be honest, but gentle. She's not ever going to be as pretty as she was, but he got her pretty good treatment, and it won't scar as badly as it might have done. Anyway, cliche as it might sound, it's what's on the inside the counts. Rav was basically five foot six of track marks, scars, malnutrition side effects, crooked teeth, and a bizarrely well groomed pompadour, and he was never starved for attention. (.9x)
 
[X] Be honest, but gentle. She's not ever going to be as pretty as she was, but he got her pretty good treatment, and it won't scar as badly as it might have done. Anyway, cliche as it might sound, it's what's on the inside the counts. Rav was basically five foot six of track marks, scars, malnutrition side effects, crooked teeth, and a bizarrely well groomed pompadour, and he was never starved for attention. (.9x)
->[X] Point out, yeah, um, we just healed Abhas with Bullshit Time Powahs, healed him even more from the brink of death last night, and are hanging around with other people with 'Fuck You, Reality! I Do What I Want!' variety powers lately. So while Harmeet may look like she just survived a nasty racer crash, that may not need be true next week, etc.
 
[X] Be honest, but gentle. She's not ever going to be as pretty as she was, but he got her pretty good treatment, and it won't scar as badly as it might have done. Anyway, cliche as it might sound, it's what's on the inside the counts. Rav was basically five foot six of track marks, scars, malnutrition side effects, crooked teeth, and a bizarrely well groomed pompadour, and he was never starved for attention. (.9x)
->[X] Point out, yeah, um, we just healed Abhas with Bullshit Time Powahs, healed him even more from the brink of death last night, and are hanging around with other people with 'Fuck You, Reality! I Do What I Want!' variety powers lately. So while Harmeet may look like she just survived a nasty racer crash, that may not need be true next week, etc.
 
[X] Be honest, but gentle. She's not ever going to be as pretty as she was, but he got her pretty good treatment, and it won't scar as badly as it might have done. Anyway, cliche as it might sound, it's what's on the inside the counts. Rav was basically five foot six of track marks, scars, malnutrition side effects, crooked teeth, and a bizarrely well groomed pompadour, and he was never starved for attention. (.9x)
 
Well, seeing as I had to deal with a niece who asked the exact same question*, I'll try writing up a stunt for this.

*Well actually she asked if she was moe, but same effect.

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[X] Be honest, but gentle. She's not ever going to be as pretty as she was, but he got her pretty good treatment, and it won't scar as badly as it might have done. Anyway, cliche as it might sound, it's what's on the inside the counts. Rav was basically five foot six of track marks, scars, malnutrition side effects, crooked teeth, and a bizarrely well groomed pompadour, and he was never starved for attention. (.9x)

"...No."

She choked back a sob, and immediately Chandra regrets it. Damn it Chandra. When was he going to learn that lying was always the answer? "No?"

"No. Harmeet, listen." He grabbed her by the shoulders gently and got down on his knees, looking up at her. Without sunglasses. Chandra really hopes that he locked the door because if Abhas sees this he will never live it down, heartfelt or otherwise. "You might not be pretty on the outside, but you are still beautiful on the inside."

She scoffed bitterly, and a tear ran down from bloodshot eyes. "Really, Chandra? You think that some cliche will make me feel better?"

He looked into her eyes, trying to hide the fact that yeah, he was kind of banking on that, but apparently movies are filthy liars.

She slapped an arm away and turned back to the screen, harshly biting down on a mastick. "Thanks for trying, I guess."

Think, Chandra! Think! You have a teenage-kind-of-daughter/surrogate-sister that's still mourning the death of your best friend, her dominant arm and the loss of her face! What's the best way to distract her from all that?

Assessment Complete: Mention Ravana in a relevant semi-humorous context.

Well yeah, but how?

Mention his pompadour.

"It worked for Ravana."

She swung around with surprising speed, glaring with all the fury a traumatised thirteen-year-old can muster. Which, apparently, was a lot. Why did he take off his sunglasses? "Look, he was - is - my best friend, but he was also mostly skid marks, scars, malnutrition, bad dental care and a stupid haircut. Yet, he managed to draw the crowds. He made them look at him. Why is that?"

"How many slum rats do you know that have a pompadour?" She says flatly.

"...Besides the obvious, it's because he didn't care what he looked like on the outside. You could fix the scars, feed him for a month, fix his teeth and shave his head, but Ravana would still be Ravana." A damn good pilot who liked to smoke a lot of drugs. "People were attracted to Ravana because he is Ravana, not because he looks like Ravana. What is he, Blando?"

"But..." She touched the scars on her face, felt their rough texture with her one fleshy arm. "I'm not Ravana."

"You're also not Blando." And good thing, too. Otherwise, Rav wouldn't have saved her. And might have lived, he tried not to think.

Harmeet chuckled, slightly less bitter and resentful and full of hate. "Thanks, Chandra."

"For cheering you up or for comparing you favorably to Blando?"

She didn't say anything, and just barreled into him with a hug.
 
[X] Be honest, but gentle. She's not ever going to be as pretty as she was, but he got her pretty good treatment, and it won't scar as badly as it might have done. Anyway, cliche as it might sound, it's what's on the inside the counts. Rav was basically five foot six of track marks, scars, malnutrition side effects, crooked teeth, and a bizarrely well groomed pompadour, and he was never starved for attention. (.9x)
->[X] Point out, yeah, um, we just healed Abhas with Bullshit Time Powahs, healed him even more from the brink of death last night, and are hanging around with other people with 'Fuck You, Reality! I Do What I Want!' variety powers lately. So while Harmeet may look like she just survived a nasty racer crash, that may not need be true next week, etc.
 
[X] Be honest, but gentle. She's not ever going to be as pretty as she was, but he got her pretty good treatment, and it won't scar as badly as it might have done. Anyway, cliche as it might sound, it's what's on the inside the counts. Rav was basically five foot six of track marks, scars, malnutrition side effects, crooked teeth, and a bizarrely well groomed pompadour, and he was never starved for attention. (.9x)
 
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