Raising a Monster

[veekie]

[X] Male
[X] Middle School Teacher

 

[magicdownunder]

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[X] Woman
[X] Middle School Teacher

I like the idea of a human raising a monster while being a teacher.

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Inspired by Moronis and his "Overprotective Monster Quest"

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I love that fic - hopefully it becomes a thing and spawns tons of other similar fics.

 

[SlugSLinger]

[X] Male
[X] Middle School Teacher

 

[Zaratustra]

[X] Woman
[X] Assassin

 

[StellarMonarch]

[X] Male
[X] Middle School Teacher

 

[Moronis]

[X] Male
[X] Middle School Teacher

I am looking forward to this!

 

[StellarMonarch]

@LinkOnScepter What year is it and where are we?

 

[Mimas]

This seems interesting, and it kinda reminds me of a short snippet about raising Baby Bowser I wrote for a friend. I wonder what kind of monster we'll be taking care of?

[X] Male
[X] Middle School Teacher

 

[LinkOnScepter]

@LinkOnScepter What year is it and where are we?

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Modern. End of 2015 most likely.

As for where, USA. Normal Urban town. Basically, think standard Urban Fantasy Setting.

 

[StellarMonarch]

Modern. End of 2015 most likely.

As for where, USA. Normal Urban town. Basically, think standard Urban Fantasy Setting.

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Can we start coming up with names early?

 

[LinkOnScepter]

Can we start coming up with names early?

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Sure, if you want.

 

[FixerUpper]

[x] Accountant
[x] Female

Oi, child services is going to have a word with all of you voting for dangerous professions.

 

[Chronobreak]

Sure, if you want.

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You have released a beast unfathomed.

Ghost Baby Girl - Phantina (Phanta)

Ghost Baby Boy - Wispy (Wisp Father)

Us Dad - Abel Long (Christian Name)

Us Mom - Magdaline Brown (Christian Name)

Zombie Baby Boy - Carnival (Really cool name)

Zombie Baby Girl - Risky (The Dead sure are reckless)

Baby Boy Lamia - Guy Garden (GL reference and Punny)

Baby Girl Lamia - Cornelia (Punny!)

Baby Boy Ghoul - Tosaka (It's a Trap!)

Baby Girl Ghoul - Yu (Reverse Trap!)

[x] Accountant
[x] Female

Oi, child services is going to have a word with all of you voting for dangerous professions.

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Hilarious! We work for the government, so we can bend the rules a smidge. Right?

(has more names, doesn't want to cram all)

 

[Andelevion]

[X] Woman
[X] Middle School Teacher

[jk] Assassin too! What, like it can't be done? There are plenty of Middle School Teacher Assassins. Or High School Teacher Assassins. I've seen at least two examples!

 

[PotentialPlateau]

[X] Male
[X] Middle School Teacher

Also

7. Ghost (hijinks ensue, preffered option)

8. Zombie (Oddly cute)

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That sounds like it could be....Kinda dark tbh.

It sounds like It would be a quest about dealing with the rotting/ethereal remains of an actual dead baby, prevented from passing on to the afterlife through some unnatural means.
That doesn't mean it'd be bad, mind. It might actually have a lot of heartwarming moments as we raise our undead child. But still, dead baby.

 

[krahe]

[X] Man
[X] Assassin

 

[SpeckofStardust]

[X] Woman
[X] Middle School Teacher
I dont know why everyone is going for Assassin, there is no way to play white knight and I dont want the moral stupidity to be a thing we need to deal with.

 

[krahe]

I dont know why everyone is going for Assassin, there is no way to play white knight and I dont want the moral stupidity to be a thing we need to deal with.

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My main reasons are these: Leon Montana, 47 and Kiritsugu Emiya. Just because you kill people for a living doesn't mean you can't be a decent parent figure

 

[SpeckofStardust]

My main reasons are these: Leon Montana, 47 and Kiritsugu Emiya. Just because you kill people for a living doesn't mean you can't be a decent parent figure

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Kiritsugu Emiya is not a decent parent figure, and I dont know enough about those other names to comment on them.

 

[JoshieWoshie]

[X] Man
[X] Assassin

 

[bookwyrm]

[X] Woman
[X] Middle-School Teacher

Just think, to raise a baby monster we're going to have to parse human concepts to strange, twisted minds only partially in our material plane... We have so much experience already!

 

[LinkOnScepter]

Ok, just counted up the votes by hand (I'm on a Mac and my College's Wifi won't let me download winebottler to use the vote tally system) and based on what I've seen Middle School Teacher is winning by 16 votes, while the vote is tied on whether to be a man or woman.

I plan to call the vote at 11:15 AM CST, so I give it time in case others have yet to vote or change their votes.

 

[typeterra]

[X] Male
[X] Middle School Teacher

 

[We Just Write]

[X] Middle School Teacher
IDC about gender.

 

[LinkOnScepter]

Welp, Male Middle School Teacher it is.