Ragnarok

I believe that the horn-dog promised the carrion-eater he could eat the brother if he helped him get the sister, in order to cease hostilities and work together. Because otherwise why would the carrion-eater be helping the horn-dog after having fought over the prey?

So they're acting in bad faith, by leading the brother to believe that handing over his sister would not get him eaten!

So I suggest breaking their suspicious alliance and have them turn on one another.

Only method I could come up with however is steal the horn-dogs flute and immediately pass it to the carrion-eater while claiming, "here just like we agreed upon!"

However that may not work, so if anyone knows a better trick to get them to mistrust each other please do speak up.
 
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Heh, smart. If you go down this path, he'll give out the nickname Misse though. It's a nickname she'll recognize.
:)

Well, not splitting the vote at this point, but I can't remember which myth I got it from. Nicknames and titles work well enough to avoid causing offense, is entirely true while ALSO not being name enough to actually use magic on.
 
Tally

[2] You tell the truth. "Her name is Marie. She's my sister."

[2] "I don't like lying, so how about you tell me why you want my sister out here, and I'll decide if I'd rather be eaten, then?"

[3] You give a technical truth. "She's Mae. She's my sister."

[3] Ask to be allowed closer to the door, you have an idea.
 
Fimbulvinter 1.7
[X] You give a technical truth. "She's Misse. She's my sister."

[X] Ask to be allowed closer to the door, you have an idea.
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You're shivering. Whether that's from pain, cold or just plain fear is a tossup.

You stare hard at the door in front of you. The house is one of those charming old half-timbered constructions, the door on the other hand is glistening new cedar wood and doesn't really fit into the picture.

If you can just somehow get in behind that door, you'll be safe.

You clear your throat. "Can I get closer to the door? I- I have an idea." As soon as that sentence passes your lips, you ask yourself, 'what idea?', but it's too late now. The Fossegrim shrugs and pushes you a little closer to the door.

What now?

As you stare at the door, hoping for some miracle, your eyes are drawn to the doorbell. You stare at it blankly. Why didn't your captors just use the doorbell? Why did they knock?

That… does actually give you a few ideas.

The Fossegrim and the birdman are technologically illiterate. It makes sense. Wherever they're from — space maybe? — it's obviously not earth.

They abide by rules that you don't understand.

But then, the same can be applied to you. They know nothing about you. You can use that against them.

The doorbell is one thing. What else can you use? Your phone, unless you dropped it. You pad down your pockets. Thank god it's still there. You can text Marie, let her know what's going on and make plans without the birdman listening in.

That is… if her mobile still works. She did fall into water earlier. Your hope briefly plummet, until you remember what mobile it is you're talking about. Apocalypse or whatever, those things won't break. Probably. Goddammit, you're not sinking into despair now. It'll definitely work.

So. What should your game plan be?

[] Text Marie, let her know the situation, and get her input before doing anything else. She's in a much better position to plan and act than you are.

[] Prepare yourself for a bluffing merry-go-round ride. You are now a wizard. Text Marie and ask her to provide special effects for you, while you demonstrate your amazing abilities to these hillbillies.

[] Be brutally honest. Let them know that this isn't the medieval, and they need to get with the times. You'll start by demonstrating how the doorbell works. With that as a foundation, you'll start the negotiations.

[] Write in. Creativity is encouraged.
 
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[X] Text Marie, let her know the situation, and get her input before doing anything else. She's in a much better position to plan and act than you are.
 
[X] Text Marie, let her know the situation, and get her input before doing anything else. She's in a much better position to plan and act than you are.
 
I have exams, so I'll be inactive for a while (until I've stopped despairing). So, next chapter will be another long one. Keep that in mind as you vote.
 
Huh, an actual Ragnarok quest. Neat.

[X] Text Marie, let her know the situation, and get her input before doing anything else. She's in a much better position to plan and act than you are.
This is probably the safest option, but the Valraven and the Fossegrim might be annoyed if we take too long.

On the other hand, pretending to be a wizard is likely the best way of getting out of this situation right now, but it's risky, and if the two idiots stick around, they're rather likely to find out we lied.
 
I figured out a less obvious way to break up the monster duo. Then I forgot about it before posting, but I recalled it while musing about a Naruto hostage exchange.

Step one is stall by insisting your sister is shy, but that she would definitely be interested. That she's a lonely virgin.

Step two is to feed horndogs ego, while simultaneously insulting carrion eater. Tell him that he's a great catch, much stronger than carrion eater who got owned, and smart of him to keep such a pathetic example as carrion eater around to make him look better in comparison!

Step three is to lead horndog around to the same perspective, so that he actually believes himself far superior and is likely to voice such opinions openly.

Step four is to lead him to gravely insult carrion eater to his face.

Step five is to cautiously bring up the subject that the carrion eater can't amount to much if he'll just take that insult.
 
Fimbulvinter 1.8
Exams over. For now. They'll be back for real in a few months. Anyway, enjoy the new chapter.

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[X] Text Marie, let her know the situation, and get her input before doing anything else.

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You think about it for maybe ten seconds, and then you realize that you're in a terrible condition. While you're confident about your bluffing skills (you are THE MASTER of lying), you're not so confident that you can pull it off right now. Better to just push the responsibility to Marie.

You pull out your mobile discreetly and start texting. Your fingers are numb, and still bleeding slightly from when the were-bird scratched at you. Nevertheless, you're a pretty fast typer.

"I'm @ door with bird an singer. Bird bcame man can talk said singer wants you, bt cant get in house. Usng me to get to yo"

You press send just as the birdman snaps the phone out of your hand.

"What's this?" he asks, eying the device critically.

You shrug your shoulders. "Nothing."

He stares at you, hard. You meet his stare evenly.

Then he crushes the phone like a snowball in his hand.

You stare at the rubble. Oh. Seems like it could be killed after all. You're surprisingly mournful.

"Call for the female. Right now."

You sneer at him. "Chill dude, she'll be here." You don't want to rush her in case she's making plans or something.

If you thought his glare was hateful before, man, this glare is like an abyss. Stare into the abyss, and the abyss stares back at you. And maybe eats your soul while it's at it.

He's all bark and no bite though. He's not going to kill you before Marie gets there.

If worst comes to worst, you think she would sacrifice herself for you. At this point, you're so beaten, you wouldn't really care if she did. You just want to get inside, get warm, sleep, eat, nurse your wounds. You can be emotional afterwards.

The birdman pinches his nose, letting out a sigh. His hands are slender and pale, like the rest of him. "In case you haven't noticed, there's a Jotun prancing around in the horizon. I would like to get this over with as quickly as possible, please."

The please is so surprising, it takes you a beat to realize he's talking about the giant. So it's called a Jotun? Well, good to have a name to put on your nightmare. Out of all the things that've happened today, the thing that hit you worst, is the sight of the giant, the Jotun. You can actually still see him, right there in the horizon. He's like a mountain, except this mountain might move and step on you.

"What, he's not your friend?" you ask sarcastically.

The birdman does not smile. "This is Ragnarok, boy. Nobody are friends."

Ragnarok. Wait. You thought they weren't from earth, but you definitely recognize that term. It makes sense, but at the same time it's utterly impossible. "Are you fucking with me?" You laugh hysterically. "This is Ragnarok? As in, end of the world? Norse mythology and all that shit?"

The birdman looks confused at your outburst, but concedes, "More or less."

You don't get to pursue that topic, because at that moment, the door opens to reveal Marie, flanked by a nervous-looking middle-aged woman with a grey pixie-cut.

The thing about your sister is, that she usually doesn't show much emotion. You've gotten used to interpreting the little signs: she fidgets when she's nervous, when she's angry, she just looks at you with slightly narrowed eyes, a look you've given the endearing nickname 'the stink eye'. But otherwise, her face is like cast in marble. Her smiles are always disturbing, and always fake.

She's shown more expression today than you've seen in years. Nevertheless, the smile she's sporting right now is as fake and skin crawl inducing as always.

You're not sure why she's smiling right now. Maybe because of habit. When you open a door, you smile.

Her smile disappears when she looks at you. "Your ear," she mutters.

"It was sacrificed for a good cause," the birdman assures her. You glare at him.

"That guy over there ripped it off," you explain. "And this guy ate it. This is the birdman."

"Valraven," he corrects you. "But anyway, female… what was your name again?"

Shit. "Misse," you say hastily. "Her name is Misse, remember?"

Marie looks at you. "Yes… Frede. That is my name."

You smile stiltedly. Well, great. You are now both known by the hated nicknames your grandparents gave you.

The middle-aged woman next to Marie looks confused. "I thought your name was-"

Marie clamps down on her arm. "I'm sorry, Katrine, can you go inside for a second? Thank you."

Katrine does not look very pleased. Nevertheless, she retreats further into the house. A few seconds later, you see her rotund face appear behind the lace curtains in one of the windows.

The Fossegrim elbows the Valraven and says a bunch of nonsense. You hear Marie's nickname mentioned several times.

The Valraven sighs. "Misse, I present to you this Fossegrim, who wishes to court you. His name is Bjellelet, son of Bellelen and Billa. He's from Ydalir, in Alfheim and…" The Valraven turned back to the Fossegrim and exchanged a quick word. The Valraven looked skeptical. "He claims to have impressed Ullr with his skiing."

Marie looks… a bit overwhelmed. "Oh," she says flatly.

"He also apologizes for his lack of attire. But he prefers it this way."

"… Oh."

The Valraven stares at her, waiting for an answer. When he gets none, he adds, "Also, I'll eat your brother here if you refuse the Fossegrim."

"I would prefer if you didn't," Marie admits. "But… Some sacrifices can be made."

You frown. Is this her plan? Pretend you don't matter to her? That is not going to work. You're pretty sure the Valraven will gleefully eat you, as soon as your worth as a hostage is gone.

Thankfully, the Valraven doesn't buy it. "You care for him. I'm not stupid."

"He's… annoying. He thinks he's so smart, but he's stupid and childish. I care for him, but I care more about myself."

Wow, that actually cut deep.

"If you kill him, I'll slam the door," Marie said. "If you let him live, I guess we can talk. But you'll need to do more than just that, to impress me."

The Valraven translates this for the Fossegrim. Bjellelet, you suppose. It's hard to think of him that way. He looks like he could be the lead-singer in a boyband, an Alex or a Louis, not… whatever the hell a Bjellelet looks like.

Bjellelet — you'll just go with that — frowns and says something to the Valraven.

"Is there anything specific you want him to do?" the Valraven asks.

Marie smiles. "As a matter of fact, there is. I want him to get my luggage for me. "

The Valraven blinks. "Your what?"

"The stuff Frede and I brought with us. I want him to go get that."

The Valraven relays. Bjellelet smiles and gives Marie an air kiss. She looks vaguely disturbed.

"Your future husband agrees to the terms," the Valraven says. "We'll be off then."

Marie raises her hand, stopping them. "No, I want him to go alone. You two stay here."

The Valraven looks suspicious. "The Fossegrim has never seen your luggage. He'll have trouble recognizing it."

Marie shrugs. "Well, therein lies the challenge, right?"

The Valraven looks less than convinced, but Bjellelet laughs. He exchanges a few sentences with the Valraven, and then he's off.

You look at his receding back until he's out of eyesight. As though that was a signal, Katrine suddenly appears in the door opening again. She's wielding a frying pan now.

"So, Valraven," Marie says lightly, as though they're just having a friendly little discussion while waiting. The tension utterly belies that though. "I never did catch your name."

"I never said it," he deadpans.

"Is there any particular reason why you're helping Bjellelet?" Marie asks.

The Valraven's grip on your shoulder tightens. "His skill is useful. I need a steady supply of human flesh in order to retain my form. He can supply that. Thus, our partnership."

"Oh. Well, that's unfortunate," Marie says. "I suppose there's nothing I can say, to turn you against him then?"

Marie and Katrine step out of the house. Marie, you notice, has been holding a kitchen knife behind her back the entire time.

The Valraven eyes the knife. He looks unimpressed. "Not really, no. Unless you'll give me the boy's second ear?"

"No." Marie says flatly.

The situation is not looking good. Marie seems to have made up her mind to solve this with violence. Personally, a fight is the last thing you want. The way things have been going for you lately, the one who'll end up stabbed is you.

But how are you going to stop this?

[] You step in front of the Valraven and tell Marie to stop. You can solve this peacefully. Probably.

[] You don't. It's three against one. The Valraven might be immortal (or undead?), but he can still be fought off.
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I realize I haven't been very... generous with characterization so far. I hope this makes up for it. Their personalities were always planned out, I just wasn't sure when to drop them.
 
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[X] You don't. It's three against one. The Valraven might be immortal (or undead?), but he can still be fought off.

Clever girl.

The poor phone though
 
I wonder how the Valraven's immortality would hold up if he's eaten by humans.

He claimed he'd turn away for the other ear, does anyone else think it might be worth an attempt versus a slim chance at defeating him in combat? Regardless I do not think stepping in the way of Marie is a good idea!

But if no one has a gun, odds in combat do not look favorable. (On guns versus magical regeneration, the bullet and the hole are not the entirety of the damage being shot does to the body, the tissues are torn and bruised for a much larger volume around the hole!)
 
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I wonder how the Valraven's immortality would hold up if he's eaten by humans.

I belatedly realized I should probably explain this. As the statement is certain to have squicked out some readers.

Other than just the reason of attempting to find a permanent way of getting rid of an unkillable enemy, additionally I'm also curious as to if the magics can be made to flow in reverse if he's defeated and his flesh consumed.

If he loses his human form, it would make him less of a threat.

Gaining the language skills to communicate with other mythical creatures would make up for the ear lost to him.

Gaining the regeneration abilities and/or immortality would also make a nice bonus, especially with healing the wound or regenerating the ear back.

Gaining the ability to transform into a were raven would be very useful to scouting the terrain.

And if the Valraven loses all its powers and immortity turning into a mundane killable, eatable raven, then that's one less enemy and one less meal to worry about!
 
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[X] You step in front of the Valraven and tell Marie to stop. You can solve this peacefully. Probably.

..I really don't like our chances of actually beating this guy, especially since breaking his neck in bird-form did nothing and he's got far more physical strength than us.
 
I don't like the odds either, but unless Marie is a trained combatant, stepping into the line of her stabbing will end in one result.

Getting stabbed by your sister!

It probably won't end the quest, however it could have horrible repercussions as Marie would make any deal in order to save her brother's life.

Besides what are the consequences of attacking the Carrion Eater and not succeeding in killing it? The Horndog still desires Marie, and could do without a translator for what he plans for her.

It could spell the end for the friendship of the monster duo!
 
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Frederick isn't that fast, if Marie had begun her attack, he'd have no time to step in front of it.

The way it will go is Frederick will begin his move to place himself inbetween the combatants while Marie has committed herself by deciding how to attack, taking her entire concentration!

Marie will attack just as Frederick has crossed the distance, and if the distance is more than two paces or he's lucky she'll stab the Valraven before he gets in the way.

Frederick does not appear to be lucky, so he'll most likely have stepped in between the two just as Marie(who hasn't seen him move) stabs him!

The Valraven will probably grab Frederick as a human shield either way.
 
Well, it's vote against vote right now... I need someone to break the tie in order to write the next chapter.
@Matou Sutegobana you've stated your opinion, but you haven't voted oficially yet.
 
[X] You don't. It's three against one. The Valraven might be immortal (or undead?), but he can still be fought off.
 
I was hoping someone might come up with a better way to resolve conflict other than step between combatants.

[X] You don't. It's three against one. The Valraven might be immortal (or undead?), but he can still be fought off.

But if its down to a choice between step in front of Maria or try and kill the Valraven I vote try to kill the Valraven.

-[X] If successful eat Valraven and gain its powers!
 
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[X] You don't. It's three against one. The Valraven might be immortal (or undead?), but he can still be fought off
- If successful eat Valraven and gain its powers!
Do we have any silver? Will it be super effective here?
 
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