Profit Majin

[X] ARGH FUCK IT SHOT US
-[X] Alright, we made a good faith attempt. Take out our sword and Forward Thrust the bastard.
 
Oh crap, we just got styled on hard!

Did you see that pirouette? Its form and execution was so well done it was fucking beautiful and badass at the same time!

Unfortunately we are now on the receiving end of a Souls-like counter.

[X] Slowly raise arms and surrender
-[X] Wait for opportunity to fight back

Somethings tells me this will kill us given close range and backshoot power.
 
[X] Try and copy that, to stab them while they shoot
 
[X] Lift your hands as if you surrender. Then grab your status bar and clobber him to death with it
 
[X] Lift your hands as if you surrender. Then grab your status bar and clobber him to death with it

Yikes.
I wonder why they put a gun behind the MC's back instead of just firing again. Do they want us alive or not, are they toying with us or could it be that the gun can't be fired rapidly?
 
[X] Lift your hands as if you surrender. Then grab your status bar and clobber him to death with it

Lets see how meta this verse is
 
[X] Lift your hands as if you surrender. Then grab your status bar and clobber him to death with it

This is fucking hilarious.

I'm loving every second of it.
 
[X] Turn around, get up close and personal with the bullet man, give him a warm, loving hug, then suplex him.
 
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[X] Focus. Forwards and backwards are constructs of the mind.
- [X] Redefine forwards as backwards and Forward thrust behind your foe. He will never expect such Topological Trickery.
 
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