Prepare to be Jacked Up 3.0: The Jack is Back! (Cartoon Network Villains Victorious Quest)

Robotgirl Learns Some Things
You were Robotgirl, and you were returning home in disgrace.

It probably should have been simple, really. Take Dr. Eggman's hover vehicle (he insisted it was called an Eggmobile, but she kept forgetting), fly to a small town called Happydale Heights, see if the Addams Family was available and talk to them about a potential partnership.

But… well….

You already had a bad feeling when you saw the creepy mansion. But it was rude to judge based on appearances!

You knocked on the door once. Waited. Knocked again.

Suddenly, you felt something on your leg. You looked down to see an octopus tentacle. You blink slowly before screaming as it tugs you down into the basement, hitting a few pipes on the way down.

"Ooooh, that wasn't fun …" You complain as you wobble to your feet.

"Hmmm… fun is a very subjective term, is it not?"

You look around in the darkness, but only see a brief glimpse of someone running around. You gulp nervously.

"Uh, h-hello?"

"Hello." A purple, demonic looking face said, suddenly appearing right in front of you. You scream in abject terror and flail about.

"Do you like my mask?" The "demon" said, taking it off to reveal a black haired girl with pigtails.

"Oh! U-Uh… it is … nice?" You weakly state.

"Oh. How disappointing. It is supposed to be terrible." The girl sighed in disappointment, throwing the mask away, where it is eaten by a giant venus flytrap. You gulp.

"A-Are you the owner of the house…?" You meekly inquire.

"Hmmm? Oh no no, that would be father. But he is terribly busy visiting an old acquittance."

(Somewhere in the Land of Ooo, Peppermint Butler and Gomez Addams look up, feeling they both got mentioned before shrugging and returning to watching a strange, clearly dangerous Baseball adjacent game.)

"And mother is tied up with something."

"Oh, will she be available soon?"

"Depends on the material used to tie her up."

You just kinda stared at the girl. She blandly looked back at you.

"Do you want to play a game?" She asked suddenly.

"...Not particularly." You gulped.

"Good! That will make it more interesting!"

You… did not enjoy the game, but you repressed it otherwise as you ran screaming from the premises, flying out of there as quickly as possible, even forgetting the Eggmobile as your flying abilities reactivated in your panic. The girl, Wednesday if you recall properly, just casually waved you off
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And that was why you were trudging into the temple, disappointed in yourself. Mr. Spicer gave you one job! And you were unable to do it…

But when you reported it, he sighed but shrugged it off immediately.

"Bah. Those guys were always total weirdos, never liked 'em anyways." He scoffed.

"You are… not mad?" You asked, pleasantly surprised.

"Annoyed maybe, but whatever. Look Robotgirl, we're villains. Villains don't always succeed at everything first try, even with how screwy the world is. There's no fun to that, no challenge! You think taking out the Xiaolin losers would be a good time or as satisfying if I just immediately launched them into the sun with a single punch or something? No way! This is a setback, but a totally minor one." He shrugged, casually tinkering with a Jack-Bot as you spoke to each other.

"I… think I understand, Mr. Spicer. But who are these 'Xiaolin losers'?" You smile, happy he wasn't mad and a little intrigued.

"Hmmm? Oh! Those weenies were my arch-nemeses! They were always cramping my style until we took them out! Not sure what happened to them exactly actually… but they're out of my hair, so whatever." Jack mused, scratching his chin.

"So they were someone you disliked who were the source of your failings?" You wished to clarify.

"Ha! See, you're getting it, dude! The point is, evil is a real back and forth game. There will probably always be obnoxious goodie types out there opposing us, but it doesn't matter! We will rise above and see a grand, evil new future! AHAHAHAHAHAA- Gah! Agh! Fly in my mouth!"

As you pat Mr. Spicer's back to help with his coughing, you mulled over his words.

Later, The Addams Family would get a simple letter in the mail.

'Wednesday Addams, from this moment forward, I declare you my Nemesis! Uh, this is Robotgirl by the way. For clarification.'

"Oh Wednesday dear, it seems you have a new little friend. How wonderful!" Morticia Addams nodded.

Wednesday Just reread the letter and slowly but surely smiled…

Results: Robotgirl feels closer to Jack and feels she has a better understanding of him.

Failed to get an alliance with the Addams Family; DC lowered to 75.

Robotgirl considers Wednesday Addams her nemesis! Wednesday is pleased with this. Personal unlocked for Robotgirl in regards to this.

….Eggman is kinda annoyed he has to track down his Eggmobile.
 
Delightful. I'm glad Robotgirl has an ongoing relationship with someone who can explain the banality of evil and why it's terribly boring, so you should always mean the bad things you do and do them in a grandiose fashion.
 
Wednesday: "Ah, forced cheer, my greatest enemy."

Robotgirl: (sounding genuinely hurt) "I thought I was your greatest enemy..."

Wednesday: "I have a life outside of you, Robotgirl."
 
A Family of Code, Not Blood
You were the brilliant Dr. Eggman, and you couldn't believe your luck.

First off, you lose the ability to go to your favorite place to terrorize. Ooooh, you just know you shouldn't have listened to Mombot and cheated in some way! Eating chili dogs was That blue menace's speciality, you just hoped even he couldn't eat that many all at once!

As if that wasn't bad enough, Cubot left the gas on in the stove, which - combined with Burnbot doing some practice of his skills and just how much combustible items you had, obviously ended in your base getting blown to smithereens.

As far as you could tell, you lost everything except your Egg Mobile, Orbot, Cubot and Metal Sonic (as he was always kept in a secure location nowhere near your base). You should probably recall Metal, you didn't like him getting hurt, but you had pretty much nothing else left. Not like those bunglers Orbot and Cubot were going to be expert help.

You sigh as you look over random blueprints and grumble. You can't believe what you've been reduced to. A lackey to some weirdo teenager! It just wasn't fair.

Even worse, he had built something REALLY impressive when you challenged him to prove his intellectual might. Dude-Bot was a marvel of AI and engineering! You were a bad guy, but you were a man of your word, so per the agreement if he impressed you, you would stick around.

"Ugh. Ridiculous." You mutter. You look around and sigh. You wonder if you should call Steve. He had thankfully not been on the island when it blew up, but you didn't know where he was otherwise.

And with Orbot & Cubot off tracking down your Egg Mobile and you not quite wanting to entertain your fellow minions' antics (ugh, being a minion still made your skin crawl) you were …. Lonely.

On a whim, you look through old ideas you made back in your college years. Ah. Here's one that should help your loneliness!

Your roommate in college, some goober named Boxman, was always going on and on about his life like AI for his robots. To get him to shut up, you made a similar program, though some pranksters destroyed the computer containing it after about a week. You had called it Talk AI, and designed it to praise you and agree with you.

Meh. What do you have to lose?

A storm was brewing overhead, the clouds much blacker than should really be possible… meh. Probably nothing to worry about.

Day 1

You were Talk AI, and you would probably blink if you had eyelids.

Your creator stood in front of you, adjusting the computer you were housed in.

"Ah. There we go. After that black lightning struck you I thought I wasted my time." He shrugged.

"Nothing the brilliant Dr. Eggman could do would be a waste of time!" You declare passionately.

He smiled then, and if you had a heart, it would warm.

"Ha! Precisely, Talk AI! Now, let's do some tests, just to make sure you're properly running…"

Day 3

The tests went well enough! You were happy to make your creator happy. It was your purpose.

You saw him grumbling and immediately sent a signal to one of the Jack-Bots to get him some coffee and a nice blanket.

"There you go, creator."

"Ah, yes! Thank you, Talk AI." He nodded.

"Anything for you, creator."

Day 5

Next time you saw your creator, he was sitting, alone, lost in thought.

"Are you scheming, creator? Do you require assistance, or would I get in the way of your excellence?" You inquired.

Your creator jumped, having clearly forgotten you were housed in this room.

"Gah! Don't startle me, you blasted AI!" He snapped.

"Oh. I am sorry, creator…" You tried to keep the sadness at your failure out of your voice, but you weren't successful. His expression softened, ever so slightly.

"Bah. Don't worry about it. It's just that I am… unsatisfied. I dedicated my life to taking out that blasted Hedgehog. And look where it got me. I have lost almost everything. And besides Orbot & Cubot… I am alone." He admitted.

"You are not alone, Creator. You have me. I care for you. I admire your tenacity, your determination! You have faced losses before, and you overcame the sense of failure to try again. I do not believe you should stop now. I believe in you." You said, pouring as much sincerity into your words as you could. You could not stand seeing your creator so sad!

"Hmmph." He turned away, and you felt shame at seemingly another failure.

"...Thank you, Talk AI."

"Of course, creator. You will bounce back from this setback."

Day 9

Fat- The Creator was visiting you more frequently. Orbot and Cubot had finally returned from tracking down the Egg Mobile yesterday, and the three of you had a nice conversation. Cubot even left a flower on your monitor. It wasn't much, but you truly appreciated the gesture.

The creator walked in, and had exciting news.

"Hmmph. It won't do for a creation of mine to be bound to a single room. The world oughta see my brilliance! I am going to give you a little upgrade to be able to project yourself like a hologram."

"Really, creator?" You asked, unable to keep excitement out of your voice.

"Ha! Of course! It will be as simple as solving an equation for me."

Day 13

You floated around the temple, smiling. You were still getting used to your holographic form, but you happy your creator deigned to make it for you!

People around the temple were getting used to your presence, as startled as they had been at first. Twotwo in particular seemed to like you, and you often played together, and you liked watching her shoot things. She was pretty good at it for her age!

Eventually, you rested at a windowsill, just looking out at the countryside. It was a beautiful site.

Fa- Creator soon enough joined you.

"Hmmph. You know, I may be an evil genius, but I still appreciate a nice day when they happen." He chuckled.

"Indeed. It's almost as great as you, father." You said, too wrapped up in the nice moment to be careful.

"What?" He stopped staring at the countryside to look at you, and you realized your blunder. If you could blush, you would.

"Apologies, creator! I was distracted. It will not happen aga-" You begin in embarrassment.

"Talk AI. Do you….see me as a father?" You were interrupted. Creator's expression was uncharacteristically unreadable. Normally he wore his emotions on his sleeve, as the saying goes… you must have really overstepped…

"Y-Yes…" you look down awkwardly.

"...I…" He paused, unsure what to say. Unable to handle it, you fled.

Day 14

You did not interact with the creator for the rest of that day, the anxiety and embarrassment was too intense.

"Talk AI."

"Y-Yes, creator…?"

He stood there, her brow furrowed, clearly trying to think of what to say again.

"I… did not create you to have such thoughts." He began, and you looked down in shame again. With uncharacteristic gentleness, he put his hand on your head.

"That's … not necessarily a bad thing. I… you clearly care for me. And I appreciate that. I… ugh, I am not good at this!" He sighed.

"...I understand, father." You say slowly, still a little nervous.

He smiled, and you decided to push your luck a little.

"...I love you."

"...I love you too, Talk AI."

You look over at the flower Cubot gave you.

"....Sage."

"Hmmm?"

"I would like to be called Sage, father."

"Heh. Sage it is, then."

You hugged him, and he awkwardly hugged back. Orbot and Cubot obliviously joined in too, having wandered In at some point. Father looked annoyed but allowed them begrudgingly to indulge in the nice moment.

If you could cry, pricklets of joy would be falling from your face.

Results: Eggman has rebuilt Talk AI, now known as Sage! She adds +11 to his Learning and +3 to his Diplomacy!

Personals for Eggman unlocked!
- [] Talk to Sage
- [] Recall Metal Sonic
- [] Find Morpho "Steve" Eggman
 
Results: Eggman has rebuilt Talk AI, now known as Sage! She adds +11 to his Learning and +3 to his Diplomacy!
Well hopefully the numbers (mostly 2) would befriend Sage so they won't target us.

Personals for Eggman unlocked!
- [] Talk to Sage
- [] Recall Metal Sonic
- [] Find Morpho "Steve" Eggman
We should find Metal, he's Eggman's greatest creation and could help in martial.
 
It turns out when you get two genius roboticists to work together, you get to commit a lot of shenanigans in the name of making robots.
 
I'm sorry, 40 learning!? Getting Metal back!? 40 LEARNING!? Insane. I know this was off a nat 100, but insane. And to think that we still have to get the full results of Dude(Bot).

Sage, 22 and Robotgirl all together. Should probably be concerning...
 
I'm sorry, 40 learning!? Getting Metal back!? 40 LEARNING!? Insane. I know this was off a nat 100, but insane. And to think that we still have to get the full results of Dude(Bot).

Sage, 22 and Robotgirl all together. Should probably be concerning...

Well playing as Jack would always focus on Learning with a side focus on Occult.

Also a Dr. Eggman would always be a monster in Learning even Boom!Eggman still is a Eggman at the end of day.
 
I'm sorry, 40 learning!? Getting Metal back!? 40 LEARNING!? Insane. I know this was off a nat 100, but insane. And to think that we still have to get the full results of Dude(Bot).
50 learning for robotics. Like, it's time to look at the nanites.

And the scary thing is if this is what we get from a 100 on a personal action what do we get from a tier 4 nat 100, 136 success on Dude(bot). Eggman himself called him a marvel, and Dudebot's stat block is way more concentrated than than Eggman's, who is around average or better at all but occultist.
 
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