"So," Hermione said as we sat on the Hogwarts Express, heading back to London for the Christmas Holidays. "You think You-Know-Who is back?"
"Back in Britain at least," I said. "I don't think he's got a body though. At least, not yet."
"Why do you think that?" Luna asked dreamily, still watching the window and the snow-covered landscape fly by. "Wouldn't Dumbledore have told you?"
"He keeps his secrets," I said with a shrug. "Plus, I'm his apprentice, not his confidant. Still, though, I've seen the signs. The lessons have gone from goblin culture and arithmancy, to curse-breaking and battle magic. Plus, the Daily Prophet has been printing those articles…"
"I still can't believe that they've just turned on Dumbledore like that," Hermione huffed in frustration. "I mean, calling him a 'fear monger' when he's trying to tell the truth!"
"My Nan's canceled her subscription," Neville stated. "She said that it's all full of rot."
"My Dad's started doing articles about how to stay safe if there's another war," Luna added. "He said we have a responsibility to inform the people. Also, what's battle magic? Is it like duelling?"
"Less standing still and shooting spells, and more moving and transfiguration," I said. "Anyway, have all of you got plans in place in case things go south?"
Hermione glanced at Neville, who shrugged.
"My Nan has already strengthened the wards at home," he said. "My Dad's been bugging her about getting them up to code."
"Nice to know your dad's doing alright," I said with a grin. "Hermione?"
"I haven't told my parents yet," she said slowly. "I don't want to scare them. Especially if there's a chance You-Know-Who hasn't returned yet-"
"I recommend you tell them," I said carefully. "Better to give them a heads up instead of springing it on them at an inopportune time."
Hermione grimaced, but I pretended not to notice. Hopefully, if Voldemort did return, Hermione wouldn't end up resorting to obliviation this time.
"My Dad's always got the wards on," Luna said when I glanced at her, not even looking away from the window. "Some people just don't like the Quibbler for some reason."
I frowned, remembering how, in the books, Luna's home was destroyed. Were the wards active then?
"Have you got any solid reason to think You-know-who's back?" Hermione asked. "I mean, I can understand if Dumbledore is being cautious after Trocar, but that alone doesn't mean he's here, in Britain."
I looked pointedly at Neville, who sighed.
"About a week after Halloween," he said, "Seamus mentioned that Harry had woken up in the middle of the night and run off. I can't even remember what we were talking about, but it reminded me of something Carnac had mentioned…"
"You think Harry saw You-Know-Who in his dream?" Hermione asked nervously.
Luna turned away from the passing scenery and gave us all an inquisitive look.
"Harry has a connection to Voldemort through the curse on his scar," I explained, ignoring the flinches at my use of the Dark Lord's name. "In the other time, it allowed him to see what Tommy-no-nose was doing through his dreams. It may not be a solid indication, but together with everything else, it seems like he's back."
Luna watched me closely with a tilted head. She knew enough about magic to know that a connection between the curser and victim was rare. I didn't think she believed it was the case with Harry for a second, but I was not going to mention Horcruxes.
My friends didn't need to know about them.
"You said in the other time, Voldemort got back his body with Harry's blood?" Luna asked, and I sighed, thanking Puck that she wasn't going to call me out on the curse-scar excuse.
"I'm not too worried about that," I said. "Tom needed to hijack the Triwizard tournament for that to work, and now, Dumbledore knows to keep an eye out for that… although, maybe we could eliminate that risk if he destroys 'the bones of the father.'"
"I wonder why Dumbledore hasn't told you to keep it secret," Hermione said curiously. "I mean, the magic of a wizarding apprenticeship requires you to keep your master's secrets, and this is all the sort of thing that I'd think Dumbledore wouldn't want you talking about."
"He probably knows you're all trustworthy," I said, before pausing. "I didn't know that about the apprenticeship."
"Really?" Hermione asked. "Because I thought you knew… didn't you research it?"
"I had other things on my mind at the time," I said cautiously. "Are there any other effects of the magic that I should know about?"
"I mean," Neville spoke up hesitantly, "you know how you used to make all those little remarks about Dumbledore?"
I stared at him, mind whirring.
"And now I don't. So the magic stops me from saying bad things about him?"
"According to the book I read," Hermione said, glancing at Neville, "you can't besmirch his reputation."
I leaned back against the seat.
"And you both knew?" I finally asked.
"Hermione wrote to me about it over the Summer Holidays," Neville said. "We both just assumed you'd look this stuff up on your own."
Sighing, I shook my head. I should have, but I didn't really comprehend there'd be magical restrictions on my end. I guess, after Trocar's mention of magic being involved, I should have looked into it.
"Thanks for telling me now," I finally said. "But in the future, can you let me know if you think I'm under the influence of some elder ritual or something."
"Sorry Carnac," Hermione said softly. "We really thought you'd know."
I waved her apology off.
"As I said, just let me know in the future. It's not like I can really do anything about it now anyway…"
"I'm actually kind of jealous," Hermione said reluctantly. "I mean, not about the bindings, but you're still learning from Dumbledore!"
"Oh whatever, little miss I-have-a-time-machine-in my pocket," I said playfully.
"Carnac!" Hermione exclaimed, glaring at me, before glancing at Neville and Luna.
"Don't worry," Neville said, holding up his hands. "I'm not going to ask."
"Is this the Tardis thing you were talking about before?" Luna queried.
"Honestly, Carnac," Hermione said with an exasperated sigh. "How do you even know about Doctor Who?"
"Why do you think I took Muggle Studies?" I asked with a grin. "Muggle culture is awesome!"
"I thought you took it to find how magic affects eckeltricity," Neville said with a small grin. "You said you wanted to find out why technology doesn't work in Hogwarts."
"I found that out in the first week," I said with an eye roll." Turns out some of the wards fry software, and chizpurfles make short work of the rest. Now I'm just there to enjoy the easy class."
"Chizpurfles" Hermione asked, and Neville turned to her with an even bigger grin.
"Why, Hermione! don't tell me you haven't read Gilderoy Lockhart's Guide to Household Pests…?"
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By the time we got off at Kings Cross, the talk of Voldemort was mostly forgotten and the conversation was solely focused on Lockhart.
"I wish you had told us!" Hermione said for the umpteenth time as we shuffled onto the platform, luggage floating behind us. "I mean, if I'd known…"
"Then you wouldn't have kept giving him doe eyes," I said casually.
"Doe eyes‽" Hermione exclaimed. "Doe eyes‽ Carnac Le Fay, what in Merlin's name do you mean by doe eyes‽"
Laughing, I strode ahead as Hermione glared at me, muttering about me spending too much time with the twins. If only she knew it was actually Sirius Black that was the bad influence. Then perhaps she'd stop giving him the doe eyes.
"You have a good Christmas, Hermione," I told her as she glanced at the entryway to the muggle platforms. "I hope you enjoy the present I sent."
"Yeah, Merry Christmas Hermione," Neville agreed with a grin. "Have a good skiing trip!"
"Watch out for Tatzelwurms," Luna said dreamily. "I hear they like mountainous areas."
Hermione's glower slipped away and she laughed.
"You all have a merry Christmas as well," she said with a smile. "I hope you enjoy the presents I sent you. And, Carnac, next year I'll get you back. Doe eyes indeed!"
Laughing, we parted ways, Hermione heading to the muggle side, while Neville, Luna, and I made our way through the crowd towards the floo fireplaces.
We'd just gotten in line, when I spotted a flash of acid green.
Oh shit!
"Rita Skeeter, from the Daily Prophet!" the woman said with a wide grin, appearing out of the throngs of people. "I was hoping I could ask a few questions?"
I schooled my face into an expression of pleasant disinterest, even as I mentally cursed the reporter. I hadn't mentioned her animagus to Dumbledore. How had I forgotten to mention her animagus form to Dumbledore?
"Certainly," I said with a grin. "I'd be happy to! Although, I do need to catch the floo…"
"It'll only take a few minutes," Rita said, smiling widely with a flash of gold teeth. Reaching into her handbag, she pulled out a notepad, and the quill that had been lingering behind her flashed forward.
I fought to keep my smile up. I couldn't leave, and I couldn't tell her to bugger off without repercussions. All I could do was limit my interaction and try to control how she portrayed me.
"So, Carnac, may I call you Carnac? What can you tell us about Professor Dumbledore's recent claims about You-Know-Who's return?"
"Well, Rita," I said slowly, trying to think how to phrase my response. "As I'm sure you're aware, recently a vampire by the name of Trocar resurfaced-"
"-The one who taught Defence three years ago?" Rita quickly asked, quill scribbling away.
"Yes, although I don't know the circumstances of his hiring. He made some rather bold claims about approaching You-Know-Who's followers in an attempt to return him to power-"
"-So, Professor Dumbledore hired a dark creature who sympathises with You-Know-Who's cause?" Rita queried.
So that was her angle. How in Puck's name could I turn it around?
"I think it'd be more correct to say that the Dark Creature in question weaselled his way into the Defence position by taking advantage of Headmaster Dumbledore's charitable nature-"
"-So you're saying Professor Dumbledore wasn't properly screening applicants for the Defence position?" Rita cut in again. "Which lead to cases like the recent debacle with Lockhart that has just resolved."
Well… she did have a point there. Let's try something different.
Giving a brief gesture for Neville and Luna to go, I turned to fully face Rita Skeeter, only for a camera flash to blind me as her lackey took the opportunity to snap a shot.
"Miss Rita," I said with as genuine a tone I could, blinking to try and regain my vision. "May I ask you a question?"
"Sure," she said offhandedly, more intent on reading what her quill was scribbling away.
"Does it bug you that Trocar is skittering around in the shadows, riling up Dark witches and Wizards?"
Rita Skeeter looked up with a start, staring at me with a piercing gaze, before slowly nodding.
"Certainly," she said.
"I mean," I continued, ignoring her tentative expression, "he's already causing the Ministry, to turn against their own Chief Warlock with stories about the return of You-Know-Who. It seems to me that he wants the government to be in turmoil…"
I stopped talking as Rita nodded, picking her quill out of the air and crossing out whatever had been written.
"You think Trocar is a rabble-rouser?" she asked. "Trying to cause disturbance within the ministry by spreading lies?"
"It's only natural Headmaster Dumbledore would believe You-Know-Who's back," I added, stepping towards the fireplace. "I mean, he's been saying You-Know-Who's gone, not dead for years. This is the first time someone has come forward to confirm his suspicions."
"Hmm," Rita hummed, watching me curiously. "Thank you for your time, Mr. Le Fay," she said with a flash of teeth. "I won't keep you any longer."
"You have a good afternoon, Miss Skeeter," I said, grabbing a pinch of floo powder and stepping into the fireplace. "La Maison Le Fay. Guernsey."
Stumbling out the other side, I took a deep breath.
That could have gone worse.
Taking another steadying breath, I stood up straight, glancing around the kitchen to see if anyone was around before sighing.
I'd used up my blackmail. She knew that I knew she was an animagus.
I needed to let Dumbledore know about her. I needed to get her before she began digging up my secrets.
I just hoped being an illegal animagus would put her in Azkaban for a while.
All I really needed was it to be long enough for me to finish my time in this world.