Part 36: Hens
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When the men came back Kildevi had already been asleep, helped by a few drops of a poppy-tincture from Nonna's farewell gift. Nonna had shown her how to handle the seeds to make more, but Kildevi was far from sure that the poppies at home would make as potent a tincture, and even less sure that she would be able to refine it correctly, so she treated the small bottle as if it is held molten gold. Last night, though, she had needed it.
Everything had been perfectly fine for a while. She had felt genuine pride in how she had managed to stay calm, play on the knowledge she had carefully picked up, and come out of the whole thing better off than anyone would have thought possible. The entire scene had carved itself into her memory, every expression on his face, every word spoken, the feeling in her stomach the moment she realised that she now directed the conversation and Ormgeir had gone on the defensive.
Maybe he had allowed it. She was not confident enough to think she had beaten a three times ten years older statesman at his own game. But she had done far better than she'd expected. Happy though she was that no one had overheard the last part of their conversation, she nonetheless wished that someone would have seen her triumph.
She hadn't told anyone anything, apart from asking Ina not to say anything to Eskil before she'd had a chance to speak to him. But later that evening, it turned out her mind had been kept cool by a thick layer of snow and when that melted, chaos reigned.
Was this shock? It had to be. She had been caught off guard, left at the mercy of the merciless. Once it caught up with her, her heartbeat had been as erratic as her mind, somehow running furiously in complete inertia.
Somewhere, deep down, she had known he wouldn't escalate to violence, not there, not against her. How did she know? That, she had no answer to. But it had still been one of those times when time slowed and emotion shut down. Somehow the stakes were no lower, nothing made less frightening or complicated, by the fact that the attraction had been mutual. All it had done was to lend her refusal an extra edge of resentment. Over two hundred pounds of armoured muscle was made no less terrifying by also being attractive.
"So, I have some sort of infatuation with Vibjorn, I have obviously grown to love my husband, and still I want to grapple with Ormgeir like we were fighting a battle. What is wrong with me?"
Haven't you figured that out yet? I have watched over your line of Embla's daughters for many generations now, and have come to understand a thing or two.
One is what you would have chosen.
One is what you were given.
One is what you've been denied.
It's that simple.
"I actually figured that out about Vibjorn, but Ormgeir hasn't denied me anything, except for peace of mind."
You're a clever overthinker. Dwell on it.
So, the poppy it was. Mixed in wine, it had sent her off into blissfully dreamless sleep.
But now, the morning after, she was faced with trying to explain it to Eskil. It was barely a day after their open-hearted agreement on a truce, still brittle and fraught with too many uncertainties to be called a peace treaty.
"I talked to Ormgeir yesterday, and you need to know what was said, because the outcome is pretty important."
"What? When? What was said?"
That was definitely a suspicious frown. This started well. She swallowed.
"He has now sworn, on his honour and his heirs, that he will not try to have me as a woman from here on. In fact, he has sworn to stop questioning your worth as my husband altogether."
A careful look at his face showed that he wasn't exactly relieved by her words.
"In exchange for what?"
"A mutual friendship."
"That entails what, exactly?"
"That… could have been more clearly defined," she admitted. "But I suspect he will want the help I can give in consolidating the power of the Kniaz of Kyiv into the hands of him and Sigvard through Ingvar. That part will be fully in my realm. You would not be bound by it."
"You have negotiated an alliance on vague grounds without my knowledge and consent."
"Yes."
"What makes you think I will accept that? After everything we spoke about?"
"Because the alternative is that he pushes you to where you either bow in dishonour, gelded forever, or that you die from the challenge. Your feud with Ulfrik has a good chance to end in your favour. This one, simply can't."
She shrugged, guarded and defensive as her heart began to race. She should have known he wouldn't receive this as good news, but somehow she had still hoped for some sort of recognition.
"It is, of course, up to you if you want to take a meaningless stand by trying to kill him, but even if you succeed, the result will be the same. Either you lose, and he takes me as spoils, something that will end with me being killed once he grows tired of the nightmares and the bad luck. Or you manage to kill him, only to have our entire family stuck in a feud that can only end in the destruction of everyone we love. He has six sons, and four wives who probably all have come with agreements of aid in feuds and war. I understand that you would rather see us all dead than lose face, but I saw another way out of this whole mess, so I took it. Are you really going to force us back to fight a losing battle, only because you loathe that I was the one who brought us out of it?"
He took a deep breath, then he closed his eyes.
"No. I'm not."
Looking up, he met her gaze again.
"But you do understand that he will try to push the limits of that friendship, until the only difference will be where you spend your nights."
"And I thought that was a rather important difference for you. If not, I must have misunderstood you somewhere along the Bulgar coast."
Why was there a lump in her throat? Determined to push it back, she continued.
"But if you put so little worth on it, I'm sure you can still make a decent alliance of your own by giving me over."
He sighed, as if it was a heavy burden for him that she didn't simply fold over in shame.
"That was unnecessary. You know what I said, and that I stand by it."
"I know that I just won an unlikely victory that puts both of us in a better position than before, and you act as if…" She trailed off.
"As if?"
Eyes closed, she shook her head.
"It doesn't matter. But I find it ironically fitting that he seems more impressed by me than you have ever been. You are not an easy man to make happy, and an even harder one to make proud."
"You dump this on my head, after everything we've been through, and you expect me to be happy?"
It had begun to become impossible to hold those tears back, so before everything just came gushing forward, she simply said "yes," and walked out. Past the housecarls and the silent Ina, past the door, and out on the muddy path outside.
It was hard to find a place to be alone in a village turned camp housing an army, but finally, she found a henhouse with a door where she could sit down on the straw and cry her eyes out about everything, surrounded by scrawny winter birds clucking indignantly.
"Don't look at me like that," she told a speckled hen staring at her with black eyes. "You're fifteen hens to one cock, I bet you don't care much about what he thinks of each of you as long as he does what he's supposed to."
"Bock."
"I wish I was a hen."
The hen clucked again. As far as consolation went, it was better than nothing.
"Where is she?"
"She's in the henhouse outside Chedomir's. Audvard is staying there waiting for her when she comes out."
Eskil nodded and squinted up at Thore.
"You heard everything?"
"Yes."
"Do you know what happened here? Because I can't follow. Maybe I shouldn't have let her go, but …"
Thore sat down on the sidebench, resting his arms on his knees.
"This is one of those times when I see where both of you are coming from."
"You know, it's not the first time she just storms out for little or no reason."
Thore sat silent for a while before he replied.
"Do you even know what happened between her and Ormgeir?"
"No, as you heard, we never got to that."
"Ina told me. She was outside and didn't hear much, but he walked in on her in the bathhouse. It must have been when the vanguard came back yesterday, because he was still in full battle gear. He walked in, they talked, or rather, she did most of the talking. Ina couldn't make out the words, but they have very different pitches to their voices. A little while later he came out and walked off. Ina found her in the bathtub, way too calm and distant. She must have brokered that deal alone, more or less naked in front of a fully armed man well known for rape and murder. I'd say that takes some balls."
"It's Kildevi. Of course she has balls."
"Have you ever told her that?"
Eskil snorted, a bitter little sound that could have been a chuckle if only it had carried any mirth or amusement.
"Every other fight we have is about her slapping those balls in my face, like she did now."
"Yes, but do you know what balls are also known for? Hurting when kicked. And you didn't exactly fondle them back there, did you?"
"Do you think I should have, after everything? What are you trying to say?"
"I'm trying to say that you keep telling me how formidable she is, and she has said she loves you dozens of times - when you're not there. But none of you ever seem able to tell each other what you need to hear. So, what about you go out to that henhouse, sit down and take your time telling her everything you've ever told me about the things you admire her for."
"Not even a day after our last talk, she went behind my back - again!"
Thore had kept patiently calm during the entire conversation, but now his voice turned harsh.
"No, she didn't! That wisp of a woman was cornered alone in the bath by an armed giant wanting to fuck her and talked herself out of it for your sake. Go show some fucking appreciation."
Eskil had a moment when he didn't know if he should reach for his sword or his mug. Then something sank in.
"Wait, for my sake?"
"Think about it. If you'd been a woman in that situation, wouldn't you rather give than have it taken?"
That was a perspective Eskil had never really had reason to think about.
"I thought you said you could see where we both came from?"
"Yes. Doesn't mean I think you're both right. I could never be married to someone that unmanageable, and she has screwed up dozens of times, but this one is on you."
"Kildevi."
"Go away."
Eskil sighed, leaning his head against the timbered door of the henhouse.
"No. I'm here to grovel, whether you like it or not."
"Aren't you a few days early for that?"
Ouch.
"I came here to tell you how impressed I am by how you always seem to find your mind and tongue to argue your case, no matter what situation you find yourself in. But it's not as fun when I'm the target."
From inside the henhouse came silence.
"Thore told me you were cornered in the bathhouse."
"So?"
"I thought you had planned it all and sought him out. I should have asked before I argued."
For a moment, the only thing he heard was a slight bok-bok-bok, then her voice sounded again.
"What difference does it make, you're still complaining it didn't turn out exactly like you wanted."
"No." He paused. "Yes. I did. But that's because you always explain the good points to me in your defence, and all that is left for me to do is to point out the problems."
"Go away."
"I'm not doing a very good job with the grovelling, am I?"
"No."
"It's hard to grovel through the wall of Chedomir's henhouse, and Glebu is watching us in a way that tells me he will soon come and ask what we're doing. Can you please come out? Before I have to explain to him that you've locked yourself in a henhouse and refuse to talk to me?"
Now, he heard a rustle from inside, accompanied by a few irate cackles, and the door squeaked open. Kildevi glared up at him from the doorway. It was hard to know exactly how to react to the view - on the one hand her eyes were red from crying, face flushed in that undignified way that comes from desperately bawling your eyes out. On the other hand, she stood stroking a brown hen that obviously hadn't volunteered for the position, with feathers and down stuck all over her broadcloth coat.
"I didn't know Chedomir's household was lodged here," she said, carefully putting the hen down on the floor again.
"Why have you locked yourself in a henhouse?"
"They're better to talk to than you."
Eskil opened his arms, and after a moment of sullen hesitation, she took a step forward and let herself be hugged.
With the house full of people, they started to stroll towards the edge of the village in search of somewhere to talk undisturbed. Soon, they found a little hill overlooking the village, well within sight, but almost certainly out of earshot.
"If you tell me what happened, maybe I can be better than a flock of hens."
He saw her hesitate, gaze on her shoes in thought.
"If I do, you must promise a couple of things. First, that you won't run off and do something before you have heard me out. Second, that it stays between us. Third, that you don't exact any vengeance on anyone."
"Those are some heavy demands. I can't promise to forgo retribution for something I don't know what it is."
"Let's say he didn't throw any insults at either of us, he didn't try to take anything, and I do not have a single mark on me. But I won't tell you the rest unless you promise."
That was not exactly reassuring. Yet… if the alternative was to not even know…
Slowly, he nodded, and he saw her breathe out.
"In that case, I want you to keep in mind that this was a game he never intended to act on. Everything he said was meant to threaten and provoke, not to go through with."
"Are you defending him before you even start?"
"No. I am giving you the tools to think of this as a gaming board. Every comment, every threat, is a move. And though I lost most of my pieces, I got my king to the corner."
Kildevi told him almost everything, except for the sealing kiss. She also left out why Ina had proposed a bath on a Wednesday, because for some reason it felt embarrassing to tell Eskil that he had been the motivation.
The kiss, she had carefully put in a locked chest of its own in her mind, safely detached from everything and everyone. There were so many reasons to act as if it hadn't happened, and given time, she might come to fully convince herself that it hadn't. That lie had already started to feel true.
Eskil managed to stay silent all the way through, but at certain points in her story she saw his knuckles whiten. As she recited the part where she'd been threatened with Kyllike's fate, his jaw was so tense she half expected him to break at least one of his promises, but instead he sat still, listening until she was done.
When finally he spoke he said, "you must have been scared."
"Yes. No. I don't know. It was a battle and I was busy fighting it. I think the fear came in a rush afterwards."
He nodded. That was an explanation he seemed to understand well enough.
"When I found you asleep with your hair unbraided, I tried to wake you, but you didn't even stir."
"I gave sleep some help."
She paused.
"Wait, why did you try to wake me?"
"I know what a mess you'd have to comb out in the morning. And…"
He shrugged, a gesture so tiny it was almost invisible.
"... I sort of, kind of hoped you'd left it like that for me, and fell asleep while you waited."
Seeing the slight but noticeable embarrassment on his face, Kildevi felt a bit silly about keeping her own guard up.
"I had planned to," she confessed. "Ina pointed out that I didn't exactly look or smell my best, that's why I was in the bathhouse in the first place. But after he left, my head spun, and insofar you passed my mind at all it was about how to tell you this without you going off. Being inviting sort of got lost in… everything."
He didn't reply to that, instead he draped his cloak around them both and drew her in. After a few moments, he picked up the thread again.
"There are a few things I don't understand, though. First of all, where were Audvard and Eystein?"
"Inside, waiting for you and keeping half an eye through the window slit. I mean, the yard is only shared by the blacksmith, and in the third house is Eymund and Pridbor and a handful of other young men who see me as this deadly mythical figure. Ina stood guard so no one would get too curious. None of us expected anything worse than some drunk youngling trying to watch to score points with his peers."
Kildevi felt him nod.
"Now we know better. I trust the blacksmith to stop a band of northmen, and the young men are well aware they should be on the lookout for Ulfrik, but if Ormgeir knocked on either door, demanding to pass through…"
He was right. There were many reasons no one would have stopped him.
"The second thing, then. How did you know what to say? You must have taken a lot of chances, hoping luck would see you through."
Something within Kildevi stirred, to harden and set. Not rage or annoyance, but something more grounded, a determination that simply refused that description.
"No. Luck had nothing to do with it. I knew. I have watched him watch me for several months now, and he has told me more than it would seem at first glance. No one can be certain what lies in the hearts of men, but I knew what I was aiming at. He has not bothered to hide how much he has enjoyed our grappling, happier the more I questioned him. He has married five times, and the only one he speaks of with any kind of longing is the first, who he has also mentioned in passing tried to kill him for fifteen years. The rest of the wives, he has dismissed as hens, quite unfairly from what I saw in Rozalia when we met. And yet, he is clearly not seeking another captive. I knew all of that. Don't dismiss my knowledge as luck."
"I don't! I know you're clever and wise. I just also think you were born with a bit more luck than most."
Kildevi was not convinced.
"Look who's talking. A man born with that face, son of a karl and now the friend of mighty jarls."
"I never said that I wasn't. I am well aware of how lucky I am. And a part of that luck is being handed quite a formidable wife, with no effort of my own to win or earn that honour."
Somewhat appeased, Kildevi huffed and cuddled into his shoulder.
"Except for the part where I actually like and care about you. That part is earned."
This time, he was the one who sighed with a huff and continued.
"Third and last, then. When he said you'd rubbed him the wrong way… hadn't you sung over his horse last time you met more than in passing?"
Kildevi took a pause before replying. She had almost forgotten about everything that had happened during her house arrest. It had been drowned out in the onslaught of yesterday.
"I think it was on the first day locked inside that his housecarl came to call me to the hall, and I refused to come. I was a bit… maybe I was a bit angry with you and decided to let him have it."
"Dare I ask?"
"I told the housecarl I wouldn't come because I didn't feel like it. But if he had anything to say that he thought I would actually be interested in hearing, I just might be able to receive him because I'm terribly occupied and he should be used to coming second by now…"
"You were so terribly occupied in house arrest you didn't feel like coming to court when called?"
Kildevi glanced at him. He was fighting a hard battle with mirth.
That is an important thing to love, she thought to anyone unseen who might be able to listen. No matter how heavy or solemn the moment, he will find something to laugh about in the end. And even though that often is me, it's always tender, never nasty.
Now, he said, "I don't know if your hubris is magnificent, or if you are."
"I don't have hubris. I'm one of those dogs that bite when they're scared."
"Must be you, then."
It wasn't hard to find where Ingvida had settled in with her little court of followers, but this time it was in the local chieftain's actual loom house, not the inner sanctum of a dwelling. When Milosh saw her approach, he immediately stepped aside. It would seem that the first invitation had been a standing welcome.
"Milosh," she said by way of greeting. "I hope you don't mind if I leave my housecarls here with you?"
"Not at all, we'll help them pass the time. You didn't bring your… apprentice?"
"Oh, Ina is not my apprentice," Kildevi replied with a kind smile. "She is promised to my husband, and…" She leant closer, close enough to lower her voice to a whisper. "...I know of your little ruse. If you, ever, try to use it against her, I will know that too. And I will come for you."
Still with that gentle smile on her face, she straightened to look him straight in the eye.
"I hope we understand each other. I might ask her along next time, but for now, I'll send her your regards."
It felt like a long afternoon of needlework and pleasantries, but in reality, the sun hadn't moved much before Kildevi rose.
"No, I should be heading back to my own companion before my husband returns with his men. Rozalia, will you walk with me?"
Surprise did not cover the reaction from the room. Stunned silence reigned, until finally Ingvida turned to her niece with a pointed glance.
"Aren't you going to rise?"
Reluctantly and with eyes shining with mistrust, Rozalia rose and put her half-made silk braid down on the table.
"If you so wish, Kniahynia."
They left the room in silence, but Kildevi was willing to bet her bear-staff that the room would fill with an excited buzz as soon as the door closed.
They had only come a house or two down the pathway before Rozalia couldn't hold her tongue anymore.
"What do you want? It's humiliating, walking with you like this. Everybody knows. You don't have to rub it in."
"I'm not."
"You're not as pretty as you think, he wouldn't even look at you without your knowledge and secrets!"
"That is undoubtedly true."
Kildevi kept her calm. For some reason, the words, and the spite, simply ran off of her in the face of all that young hurt and frustration. She was willing to bet most of it had nothing to do with her anyway.
"Tell me, how old are you, Rozalia?"
"This is my eighteenth year. Why?"
Kildevi gave her a quick once-over. Rarely had she seen a face so pale, cheeks so rosy, mouth so like a rosebud. Her own hair was longer and paler, but Rozalia's flowed like thick waves of molten honey beneath a veil that marked her status while not really covering much. From the neck down, the young woman was hidden by layers of woollen clothing, but Kildevi guessed that the rest of her would be just as flawless.
"And you have been this beautiful for all of those eighteen years?"
"I look as I have done ever since I became a woman."
"You have been married for over three seasons, so obviously beauty alone isn't enough to keep his interest. But, I am here to tell you how to do that - if you're willing to listen."
Rozalia opened her mouth to reply, but Kildevi kept talking.
"First of all, stop trying to please. It's a way to soothe him, sure, but it's not the way to make him want you around, or care one bit about you. I have seen you, struggling to be pleasant and hold your tongue. Don't. He wants to be challenged, and right now, you bore him."
"And why should I listen to you? Why would you give me sound advice?"
"Because I want him out of my hair, you want him into yours."
Kildevi shook her head, gaze now firmly placed in Rozalia's defiant eyes.
"Believe me when I say that I am not your competition. I am going to have to spend more time in his company once we leave the East Polans. When he tires of being deferred to, and goes looking for a woman he has any sort of respect for, I would rather he had someone else than me to seek out. That's why I'm giving you the chance to get ahead of your co-wives. Right now, he thinks you're a hen. Are you?"
To Kildevi's surprise, Rozalia refused to be baited. Instead she went straight to reasoning.
"There is a reason we're all trying to keep him happy. He's rarely violent, but it happens, and he is scary when he's angry. His roaring is bad, his whispers are worse. Advice is cheap to give when you won't be the one to suffer from it."
Kildevi considered that for a short moment.
"You know what? If he actually raises a hand to you, tell him you were only following my advice. Put it all on me. But if he doesn't… just push. Let him roar, let him hiss, that defiance you have pointed at me now, give him a piece of that. Make demands. You need to let him know you are not scared of him. Even if you are."
She shook her head, sure about her assessment of him, but still only hoping she was right in her assessment of Rozalia.
"In the end, there isn't much you can refuse him, but you can - pointedly - make the absolute worst of everything he wants from you. Soon, he will understand that the only way he can have any real use of you is to show you the respect and consideration you deserve. He will only treat you as badly as you let him."
She saw Rozalia hesitate. She seemed to be wavering, the open hostility gone from her stance.
"My family would make my life very difficult if I did that."
"Really? How would they know? Do you think Ormgeir, or any man worth the name, would confess in front of other men that their wife serves his guests with the bare minimum that hospitality demands? That she only pretends to hear him if he stands right in front of her, and makes a show of losing interest in everything he is saying half-way through whatever point he is trying to make? Do you think he would want it known that she responds to his advances with an eyeroll, only to later interrupt his enjoyment with a yawn to ask him if this is going to take long? Because I think he would rather roll naked in nettles than have it widely known he's no longer man enough to keep the respect and attention of a young woman like you."
Kildevi leaned closer, and her smile grew toothy and sharp.
"Remember, he is not exactly in his prime anymore, is he? He must have some fear that his age is catching up with him. Whereas you, as I am sure you are well aware of, look like honey dripped over a wheat cake with a cherry on top. Even I want to bite you."
Kildevi regretted that last comment the moment she saw Rozalia bite that cherry lip, a new rosy blush on her cheeks, but thankfully none of them said anything more about it and she decided to pretend it had never happened.
"What's the worst you've ever said to him?"
There was a hunger in the young woman's voice that had nothing to do with love bites.
Oh my. That was a tough one.
"I've told him that if his own wives bored him with their flattery it might be his own fault, and maybe he should take better care of you."
Rozalia chortled.
"I have said that he was just another pretty face…"
That chortle was now definitely turning into a giggle.
"... and that he still wasn't as pretty as my husband, so whatever use could I have of him?"
She had said much worse things in the bathhouse, but Kildevi was not going to stand in front of an eighteen-year old who was just now starting to find her footing and tell her that she had to stop acting afraid of a man, only to in the next breath tell her that the very same man had threatened to kill a sejðwife's husband to force her into thralldom.
No. Even though she had herself never sworn any oath of silence, that episode would stay within the four walls of her own household.
"How did he take that?"
"With amusement. Haughty makes him happy. Never forget: he has no respect for people who show fear - of anything, him included. Now go use it."
"Kildevi?"
"Mm."
"There is a thing I can't let go of."
"Mm?"
"Could you really have brought death to all of his sons and daughters?"
"I dunno. Maybe?"
"It's such a specific thing to claim."
Relaxed and with her guard down for the first time in what felt like ages, Kildevi had been drifting off. Now she stretched with a yawn.
"Don't worry, I won't do it as long as you're alive."
"I'm not worried, I'm thinking about what it would be to have that kind of power."
Eskil fell silent for a moment. Kildevi started to fall back into the warm fuzz of half-sleep, only to be yanked back once again.
"What stops you from doing it now? Is it deeper knowledge you need? Or do you believe I would disagree with it, because that would fully depend on who…"
"No, it's because you wouldn't like the how," she mumbled. "Or, maybe-how. I was a bit desperate on henbane when my fylgia dropped the suggestion in my head. Maybe I could get away with less…"
"Less of what? If we're going to get better at working together, you will have to tell me more about what you need for your craft."
"I'm not sure, I remember it as the strength of nine men, but I might be able to get away with seven."
The compact silence from his side finally made her eyes flicker open.
"Don't play shocked, you've seen that kind of sacrifices."
"On thralls! In preparation to sacrifice them!"
"Maybe you haven't seen it, then. I have, anyway. It's either wild and frenzied or solemn and heavy. Sometimes it's both. No one ever looks like they have fun. Fun is not the point."
"And you would really…?"
His voice was thick with shock and disbelief. Jaded by now, she lifted her head to squint at him.
"Don't worry, I won't do it as long as you're alive," she repeated.
"What can you do with the strength of, like, one?"
Still squinting, she frowned.
"A baby?"
Determined to go all the way to sleep this time, she let her head fall down on the pillow again.
Endnote:
Please don't mix opiates and alcohol. In general, Kildevi is a terrible person for modern people to take advice from. She does many things that have "Death" on at least one row in a randomised D100 table.
Also on the list to avoid: overdosing on henbane, mixing alcohol and psychoactive drugs while pregnant, and using coitus interruptus as your only birth control. Also don't ever try to fix an abusive relationship by balancing any kind of scales. That is potentially lethal advice, which is why I mention it.
If you can't remember when Kildevi's fylgia tipped her off to what she could do with a retinue of seven (or, better yet, nine) servant warriors, you'll find that in Part 14: The other Pecheneg.
Now, a few comments on Ibn Fadlan.
At the very end of this chapter, Eskil is alluding to rites as described by Ahmad Ibn Fadlan, an abbasid diplomat who witnessed a chieftain's funeral among the Volga Rus in 922. A lot can be said about his description of the Rus, and the funeral specifically has been used (and overused) in popular fiction because it's brutal and shocking and unique as a first hand account.
BUT, it is also the only clear source of Vikings as heavily tattooed, a claim that is highly questionable from the archeological material that has left us with no traces whatsoever to support it. We should be careful with using it as a truthful description, even on top of the fact that the Volga Rus by that date weren't straight out of Roden/Roslagen. They'd had a generation or two to merge with local cultures and grow their own rites and customs. When the movie The Northman suddenly had transferred the whole debacle to Iceland, some of us wanted to bash our heads into a wall and call it a night because context matters.
I've hand picked things from Ibn Fadlan too (as seen above). I've also had it as one of my inspirations for the connection between sex, drugs and magic. But it is what it is.
Everything had been perfectly fine for a while. She had felt genuine pride in how she had managed to stay calm, play on the knowledge she had carefully picked up, and come out of the whole thing better off than anyone would have thought possible. The entire scene had carved itself into her memory, every expression on his face, every word spoken, the feeling in her stomach the moment she realised that she now directed the conversation and Ormgeir had gone on the defensive.
Maybe he had allowed it. She was not confident enough to think she had beaten a three times ten years older statesman at his own game. But she had done far better than she'd expected. Happy though she was that no one had overheard the last part of their conversation, she nonetheless wished that someone would have seen her triumph.
She hadn't told anyone anything, apart from asking Ina not to say anything to Eskil before she'd had a chance to speak to him. But later that evening, it turned out her mind had been kept cool by a thick layer of snow and when that melted, chaos reigned.
Was this shock? It had to be. She had been caught off guard, left at the mercy of the merciless. Once it caught up with her, her heartbeat had been as erratic as her mind, somehow running furiously in complete inertia.
Somewhere, deep down, she had known he wouldn't escalate to violence, not there, not against her. How did she know? That, she had no answer to. But it had still been one of those times when time slowed and emotion shut down. Somehow the stakes were no lower, nothing made less frightening or complicated, by the fact that the attraction had been mutual. All it had done was to lend her refusal an extra edge of resentment. Over two hundred pounds of armoured muscle was made no less terrifying by also being attractive.
"So, I have some sort of infatuation with Vibjorn, I have obviously grown to love my husband, and still I want to grapple with Ormgeir like we were fighting a battle. What is wrong with me?"
Haven't you figured that out yet? I have watched over your line of Embla's daughters for many generations now, and have come to understand a thing or two.
One is what you would have chosen.
One is what you were given.
One is what you've been denied.
It's that simple.
"I actually figured that out about Vibjorn, but Ormgeir hasn't denied me anything, except for peace of mind."
You're a clever overthinker. Dwell on it.
So, the poppy it was. Mixed in wine, it had sent her off into blissfully dreamless sleep.
But now, the morning after, she was faced with trying to explain it to Eskil. It was barely a day after their open-hearted agreement on a truce, still brittle and fraught with too many uncertainties to be called a peace treaty.
"I talked to Ormgeir yesterday, and you need to know what was said, because the outcome is pretty important."
"What? When? What was said?"
That was definitely a suspicious frown. This started well. She swallowed.
"He has now sworn, on his honour and his heirs, that he will not try to have me as a woman from here on. In fact, he has sworn to stop questioning your worth as my husband altogether."
A careful look at his face showed that he wasn't exactly relieved by her words.
"In exchange for what?"
"A mutual friendship."
"That entails what, exactly?"
"That… could have been more clearly defined," she admitted. "But I suspect he will want the help I can give in consolidating the power of the Kniaz of Kyiv into the hands of him and Sigvard through Ingvar. That part will be fully in my realm. You would not be bound by it."
"You have negotiated an alliance on vague grounds without my knowledge and consent."
"Yes."
"What makes you think I will accept that? After everything we spoke about?"
"Because the alternative is that he pushes you to where you either bow in dishonour, gelded forever, or that you die from the challenge. Your feud with Ulfrik has a good chance to end in your favour. This one, simply can't."
She shrugged, guarded and defensive as her heart began to race. She should have known he wouldn't receive this as good news, but somehow she had still hoped for some sort of recognition.
"It is, of course, up to you if you want to take a meaningless stand by trying to kill him, but even if you succeed, the result will be the same. Either you lose, and he takes me as spoils, something that will end with me being killed once he grows tired of the nightmares and the bad luck. Or you manage to kill him, only to have our entire family stuck in a feud that can only end in the destruction of everyone we love. He has six sons, and four wives who probably all have come with agreements of aid in feuds and war. I understand that you would rather see us all dead than lose face, but I saw another way out of this whole mess, so I took it. Are you really going to force us back to fight a losing battle, only because you loathe that I was the one who brought us out of it?"
He took a deep breath, then he closed his eyes.
"No. I'm not."
Looking up, he met her gaze again.
"But you do understand that he will try to push the limits of that friendship, until the only difference will be where you spend your nights."
"And I thought that was a rather important difference for you. If not, I must have misunderstood you somewhere along the Bulgar coast."
Why was there a lump in her throat? Determined to push it back, she continued.
"But if you put so little worth on it, I'm sure you can still make a decent alliance of your own by giving me over."
He sighed, as if it was a heavy burden for him that she didn't simply fold over in shame.
"That was unnecessary. You know what I said, and that I stand by it."
"I know that I just won an unlikely victory that puts both of us in a better position than before, and you act as if…" She trailed off.
"As if?"
Eyes closed, she shook her head.
"It doesn't matter. But I find it ironically fitting that he seems more impressed by me than you have ever been. You are not an easy man to make happy, and an even harder one to make proud."
"You dump this on my head, after everything we've been through, and you expect me to be happy?"
It had begun to become impossible to hold those tears back, so before everything just came gushing forward, she simply said "yes," and walked out. Past the housecarls and the silent Ina, past the door, and out on the muddy path outside.
It was hard to find a place to be alone in a village turned camp housing an army, but finally, she found a henhouse with a door where she could sit down on the straw and cry her eyes out about everything, surrounded by scrawny winter birds clucking indignantly.
"Don't look at me like that," she told a speckled hen staring at her with black eyes. "You're fifteen hens to one cock, I bet you don't care much about what he thinks of each of you as long as he does what he's supposed to."
"Bock."
"I wish I was a hen."
The hen clucked again. As far as consolation went, it was better than nothing.
"Where is she?"
"She's in the henhouse outside Chedomir's. Audvard is staying there waiting for her when she comes out."
Eskil nodded and squinted up at Thore.
"You heard everything?"
"Yes."
"Do you know what happened here? Because I can't follow. Maybe I shouldn't have let her go, but …"
Thore sat down on the sidebench, resting his arms on his knees.
"This is one of those times when I see where both of you are coming from."
"You know, it's not the first time she just storms out for little or no reason."
Thore sat silent for a while before he replied.
"Do you even know what happened between her and Ormgeir?"
"No, as you heard, we never got to that."
"Ina told me. She was outside and didn't hear much, but he walked in on her in the bathhouse. It must have been when the vanguard came back yesterday, because he was still in full battle gear. He walked in, they talked, or rather, she did most of the talking. Ina couldn't make out the words, but they have very different pitches to their voices. A little while later he came out and walked off. Ina found her in the bathtub, way too calm and distant. She must have brokered that deal alone, more or less naked in front of a fully armed man well known for rape and murder. I'd say that takes some balls."
"It's Kildevi. Of course she has balls."
"Have you ever told her that?"
Eskil snorted, a bitter little sound that could have been a chuckle if only it had carried any mirth or amusement.
"Every other fight we have is about her slapping those balls in my face, like she did now."
"Yes, but do you know what balls are also known for? Hurting when kicked. And you didn't exactly fondle them back there, did you?"
"Do you think I should have, after everything? What are you trying to say?"
"I'm trying to say that you keep telling me how formidable she is, and she has said she loves you dozens of times - when you're not there. But none of you ever seem able to tell each other what you need to hear. So, what about you go out to that henhouse, sit down and take your time telling her everything you've ever told me about the things you admire her for."
"Not even a day after our last talk, she went behind my back - again!"
Thore had kept patiently calm during the entire conversation, but now his voice turned harsh.
"No, she didn't! That wisp of a woman was cornered alone in the bath by an armed giant wanting to fuck her and talked herself out of it for your sake. Go show some fucking appreciation."
Eskil had a moment when he didn't know if he should reach for his sword or his mug. Then something sank in.
"Wait, for my sake?"
"Think about it. If you'd been a woman in that situation, wouldn't you rather give than have it taken?"
That was a perspective Eskil had never really had reason to think about.
"I thought you said you could see where we both came from?"
"Yes. Doesn't mean I think you're both right. I could never be married to someone that unmanageable, and she has screwed up dozens of times, but this one is on you."
"Kildevi."
"Go away."
Eskil sighed, leaning his head against the timbered door of the henhouse.
"No. I'm here to grovel, whether you like it or not."
"Aren't you a few days early for that?"
Ouch.
"I came here to tell you how impressed I am by how you always seem to find your mind and tongue to argue your case, no matter what situation you find yourself in. But it's not as fun when I'm the target."
From inside the henhouse came silence.
"Thore told me you were cornered in the bathhouse."
"So?"
"I thought you had planned it all and sought him out. I should have asked before I argued."
For a moment, the only thing he heard was a slight bok-bok-bok, then her voice sounded again.
"What difference does it make, you're still complaining it didn't turn out exactly like you wanted."
"No." He paused. "Yes. I did. But that's because you always explain the good points to me in your defence, and all that is left for me to do is to point out the problems."
"Go away."
"I'm not doing a very good job with the grovelling, am I?"
"No."
"It's hard to grovel through the wall of Chedomir's henhouse, and Glebu is watching us in a way that tells me he will soon come and ask what we're doing. Can you please come out? Before I have to explain to him that you've locked yourself in a henhouse and refuse to talk to me?"
Now, he heard a rustle from inside, accompanied by a few irate cackles, and the door squeaked open. Kildevi glared up at him from the doorway. It was hard to know exactly how to react to the view - on the one hand her eyes were red from crying, face flushed in that undignified way that comes from desperately bawling your eyes out. On the other hand, she stood stroking a brown hen that obviously hadn't volunteered for the position, with feathers and down stuck all over her broadcloth coat.
"I didn't know Chedomir's household was lodged here," she said, carefully putting the hen down on the floor again.
"Why have you locked yourself in a henhouse?"
"They're better to talk to than you."
Eskil opened his arms, and after a moment of sullen hesitation, she took a step forward and let herself be hugged.
With the house full of people, they started to stroll towards the edge of the village in search of somewhere to talk undisturbed. Soon, they found a little hill overlooking the village, well within sight, but almost certainly out of earshot.
"If you tell me what happened, maybe I can be better than a flock of hens."
He saw her hesitate, gaze on her shoes in thought.
"If I do, you must promise a couple of things. First, that you won't run off and do something before you have heard me out. Second, that it stays between us. Third, that you don't exact any vengeance on anyone."
"Those are some heavy demands. I can't promise to forgo retribution for something I don't know what it is."
"Let's say he didn't throw any insults at either of us, he didn't try to take anything, and I do not have a single mark on me. But I won't tell you the rest unless you promise."
That was not exactly reassuring. Yet… if the alternative was to not even know…
Slowly, he nodded, and he saw her breathe out.
"In that case, I want you to keep in mind that this was a game he never intended to act on. Everything he said was meant to threaten and provoke, not to go through with."
"Are you defending him before you even start?"
"No. I am giving you the tools to think of this as a gaming board. Every comment, every threat, is a move. And though I lost most of my pieces, I got my king to the corner."
Kildevi told him almost everything, except for the sealing kiss. She also left out why Ina had proposed a bath on a Wednesday, because for some reason it felt embarrassing to tell Eskil that he had been the motivation.
The kiss, she had carefully put in a locked chest of its own in her mind, safely detached from everything and everyone. There were so many reasons to act as if it hadn't happened, and given time, she might come to fully convince herself that it hadn't. That lie had already started to feel true.
Eskil managed to stay silent all the way through, but at certain points in her story she saw his knuckles whiten. As she recited the part where she'd been threatened with Kyllike's fate, his jaw was so tense she half expected him to break at least one of his promises, but instead he sat still, listening until she was done.
When finally he spoke he said, "you must have been scared."
"Yes. No. I don't know. It was a battle and I was busy fighting it. I think the fear came in a rush afterwards."
He nodded. That was an explanation he seemed to understand well enough.
"When I found you asleep with your hair unbraided, I tried to wake you, but you didn't even stir."
"I gave sleep some help."
She paused.
"Wait, why did you try to wake me?"
"I know what a mess you'd have to comb out in the morning. And…"
He shrugged, a gesture so tiny it was almost invisible.
"... I sort of, kind of hoped you'd left it like that for me, and fell asleep while you waited."
Seeing the slight but noticeable embarrassment on his face, Kildevi felt a bit silly about keeping her own guard up.
"I had planned to," she confessed. "Ina pointed out that I didn't exactly look or smell my best, that's why I was in the bathhouse in the first place. But after he left, my head spun, and insofar you passed my mind at all it was about how to tell you this without you going off. Being inviting sort of got lost in… everything."
He didn't reply to that, instead he draped his cloak around them both and drew her in. After a few moments, he picked up the thread again.
"There are a few things I don't understand, though. First of all, where were Audvard and Eystein?"
"Inside, waiting for you and keeping half an eye through the window slit. I mean, the yard is only shared by the blacksmith, and in the third house is Eymund and Pridbor and a handful of other young men who see me as this deadly mythical figure. Ina stood guard so no one would get too curious. None of us expected anything worse than some drunk youngling trying to watch to score points with his peers."
Kildevi felt him nod.
"Now we know better. I trust the blacksmith to stop a band of northmen, and the young men are well aware they should be on the lookout for Ulfrik, but if Ormgeir knocked on either door, demanding to pass through…"
He was right. There were many reasons no one would have stopped him.
"The second thing, then. How did you know what to say? You must have taken a lot of chances, hoping luck would see you through."
Something within Kildevi stirred, to harden and set. Not rage or annoyance, but something more grounded, a determination that simply refused that description.
"No. Luck had nothing to do with it. I knew. I have watched him watch me for several months now, and he has told me more than it would seem at first glance. No one can be certain what lies in the hearts of men, but I knew what I was aiming at. He has not bothered to hide how much he has enjoyed our grappling, happier the more I questioned him. He has married five times, and the only one he speaks of with any kind of longing is the first, who he has also mentioned in passing tried to kill him for fifteen years. The rest of the wives, he has dismissed as hens, quite unfairly from what I saw in Rozalia when we met. And yet, he is clearly not seeking another captive. I knew all of that. Don't dismiss my knowledge as luck."
"I don't! I know you're clever and wise. I just also think you were born with a bit more luck than most."
Kildevi was not convinced.
"Look who's talking. A man born with that face, son of a karl and now the friend of mighty jarls."
"I never said that I wasn't. I am well aware of how lucky I am. And a part of that luck is being handed quite a formidable wife, with no effort of my own to win or earn that honour."
Somewhat appeased, Kildevi huffed and cuddled into his shoulder.
"Except for the part where I actually like and care about you. That part is earned."
This time, he was the one who sighed with a huff and continued.
"Third and last, then. When he said you'd rubbed him the wrong way… hadn't you sung over his horse last time you met more than in passing?"
Kildevi took a pause before replying. She had almost forgotten about everything that had happened during her house arrest. It had been drowned out in the onslaught of yesterday.
"I think it was on the first day locked inside that his housecarl came to call me to the hall, and I refused to come. I was a bit… maybe I was a bit angry with you and decided to let him have it."
"Dare I ask?"
"I told the housecarl I wouldn't come because I didn't feel like it. But if he had anything to say that he thought I would actually be interested in hearing, I just might be able to receive him because I'm terribly occupied and he should be used to coming second by now…"
"You were so terribly occupied in house arrest you didn't feel like coming to court when called?"
Kildevi glanced at him. He was fighting a hard battle with mirth.
That is an important thing to love, she thought to anyone unseen who might be able to listen. No matter how heavy or solemn the moment, he will find something to laugh about in the end. And even though that often is me, it's always tender, never nasty.
Now, he said, "I don't know if your hubris is magnificent, or if you are."
"I don't have hubris. I'm one of those dogs that bite when they're scared."
"Must be you, then."
It wasn't hard to find where Ingvida had settled in with her little court of followers, but this time it was in the local chieftain's actual loom house, not the inner sanctum of a dwelling. When Milosh saw her approach, he immediately stepped aside. It would seem that the first invitation had been a standing welcome.
"Milosh," she said by way of greeting. "I hope you don't mind if I leave my housecarls here with you?"
"Not at all, we'll help them pass the time. You didn't bring your… apprentice?"
"Oh, Ina is not my apprentice," Kildevi replied with a kind smile. "She is promised to my husband, and…" She leant closer, close enough to lower her voice to a whisper. "...I know of your little ruse. If you, ever, try to use it against her, I will know that too. And I will come for you."
Still with that gentle smile on her face, she straightened to look him straight in the eye.
"I hope we understand each other. I might ask her along next time, but for now, I'll send her your regards."
It felt like a long afternoon of needlework and pleasantries, but in reality, the sun hadn't moved much before Kildevi rose.
"No, I should be heading back to my own companion before my husband returns with his men. Rozalia, will you walk with me?"
Surprise did not cover the reaction from the room. Stunned silence reigned, until finally Ingvida turned to her niece with a pointed glance.
"Aren't you going to rise?"
Reluctantly and with eyes shining with mistrust, Rozalia rose and put her half-made silk braid down on the table.
"If you so wish, Kniahynia."
They left the room in silence, but Kildevi was willing to bet her bear-staff that the room would fill with an excited buzz as soon as the door closed.
They had only come a house or two down the pathway before Rozalia couldn't hold her tongue anymore.
"What do you want? It's humiliating, walking with you like this. Everybody knows. You don't have to rub it in."
"I'm not."
"You're not as pretty as you think, he wouldn't even look at you without your knowledge and secrets!"
"That is undoubtedly true."
Kildevi kept her calm. For some reason, the words, and the spite, simply ran off of her in the face of all that young hurt and frustration. She was willing to bet most of it had nothing to do with her anyway.
"Tell me, how old are you, Rozalia?"
"This is my eighteenth year. Why?"
Kildevi gave her a quick once-over. Rarely had she seen a face so pale, cheeks so rosy, mouth so like a rosebud. Her own hair was longer and paler, but Rozalia's flowed like thick waves of molten honey beneath a veil that marked her status while not really covering much. From the neck down, the young woman was hidden by layers of woollen clothing, but Kildevi guessed that the rest of her would be just as flawless.
"And you have been this beautiful for all of those eighteen years?"
"I look as I have done ever since I became a woman."
"You have been married for over three seasons, so obviously beauty alone isn't enough to keep his interest. But, I am here to tell you how to do that - if you're willing to listen."
Rozalia opened her mouth to reply, but Kildevi kept talking.
"First of all, stop trying to please. It's a way to soothe him, sure, but it's not the way to make him want you around, or care one bit about you. I have seen you, struggling to be pleasant and hold your tongue. Don't. He wants to be challenged, and right now, you bore him."
"And why should I listen to you? Why would you give me sound advice?"
"Because I want him out of my hair, you want him into yours."
Kildevi shook her head, gaze now firmly placed in Rozalia's defiant eyes.
"Believe me when I say that I am not your competition. I am going to have to spend more time in his company once we leave the East Polans. When he tires of being deferred to, and goes looking for a woman he has any sort of respect for, I would rather he had someone else than me to seek out. That's why I'm giving you the chance to get ahead of your co-wives. Right now, he thinks you're a hen. Are you?"
To Kildevi's surprise, Rozalia refused to be baited. Instead she went straight to reasoning.
"There is a reason we're all trying to keep him happy. He's rarely violent, but it happens, and he is scary when he's angry. His roaring is bad, his whispers are worse. Advice is cheap to give when you won't be the one to suffer from it."
Kildevi considered that for a short moment.
"You know what? If he actually raises a hand to you, tell him you were only following my advice. Put it all on me. But if he doesn't… just push. Let him roar, let him hiss, that defiance you have pointed at me now, give him a piece of that. Make demands. You need to let him know you are not scared of him. Even if you are."
She shook her head, sure about her assessment of him, but still only hoping she was right in her assessment of Rozalia.
"In the end, there isn't much you can refuse him, but you can - pointedly - make the absolute worst of everything he wants from you. Soon, he will understand that the only way he can have any real use of you is to show you the respect and consideration you deserve. He will only treat you as badly as you let him."
She saw Rozalia hesitate. She seemed to be wavering, the open hostility gone from her stance.
"My family would make my life very difficult if I did that."
"Really? How would they know? Do you think Ormgeir, or any man worth the name, would confess in front of other men that their wife serves his guests with the bare minimum that hospitality demands? That she only pretends to hear him if he stands right in front of her, and makes a show of losing interest in everything he is saying half-way through whatever point he is trying to make? Do you think he would want it known that she responds to his advances with an eyeroll, only to later interrupt his enjoyment with a yawn to ask him if this is going to take long? Because I think he would rather roll naked in nettles than have it widely known he's no longer man enough to keep the respect and attention of a young woman like you."
Kildevi leaned closer, and her smile grew toothy and sharp.
"Remember, he is not exactly in his prime anymore, is he? He must have some fear that his age is catching up with him. Whereas you, as I am sure you are well aware of, look like honey dripped over a wheat cake with a cherry on top. Even I want to bite you."
Kildevi regretted that last comment the moment she saw Rozalia bite that cherry lip, a new rosy blush on her cheeks, but thankfully none of them said anything more about it and she decided to pretend it had never happened.
"What's the worst you've ever said to him?"
There was a hunger in the young woman's voice that had nothing to do with love bites.
Oh my. That was a tough one.
"I've told him that if his own wives bored him with their flattery it might be his own fault, and maybe he should take better care of you."
Rozalia chortled.
"I have said that he was just another pretty face…"
That chortle was now definitely turning into a giggle.
"... and that he still wasn't as pretty as my husband, so whatever use could I have of him?"
She had said much worse things in the bathhouse, but Kildevi was not going to stand in front of an eighteen-year old who was just now starting to find her footing and tell her that she had to stop acting afraid of a man, only to in the next breath tell her that the very same man had threatened to kill a sejðwife's husband to force her into thralldom.
No. Even though she had herself never sworn any oath of silence, that episode would stay within the four walls of her own household.
"How did he take that?"
"With amusement. Haughty makes him happy. Never forget: he has no respect for people who show fear - of anything, him included. Now go use it."
"Kildevi?"
"Mm."
"There is a thing I can't let go of."
"Mm?"
"Could you really have brought death to all of his sons and daughters?"
"I dunno. Maybe?"
"It's such a specific thing to claim."
Relaxed and with her guard down for the first time in what felt like ages, Kildevi had been drifting off. Now she stretched with a yawn.
"Don't worry, I won't do it as long as you're alive."
"I'm not worried, I'm thinking about what it would be to have that kind of power."
Eskil fell silent for a moment. Kildevi started to fall back into the warm fuzz of half-sleep, only to be yanked back once again.
"What stops you from doing it now? Is it deeper knowledge you need? Or do you believe I would disagree with it, because that would fully depend on who…"
"No, it's because you wouldn't like the how," she mumbled. "Or, maybe-how. I was a bit desperate on henbane when my fylgia dropped the suggestion in my head. Maybe I could get away with less…"
"Less of what? If we're going to get better at working together, you will have to tell me more about what you need for your craft."
"I'm not sure, I remember it as the strength of nine men, but I might be able to get away with seven."
The compact silence from his side finally made her eyes flicker open.
"Don't play shocked, you've seen that kind of sacrifices."
"On thralls! In preparation to sacrifice them!"
"Maybe you haven't seen it, then. I have, anyway. It's either wild and frenzied or solemn and heavy. Sometimes it's both. No one ever looks like they have fun. Fun is not the point."
"And you would really…?"
His voice was thick with shock and disbelief. Jaded by now, she lifted her head to squint at him.
"Don't worry, I won't do it as long as you're alive," she repeated.
"What can you do with the strength of, like, one?"
Still squinting, she frowned.
"A baby?"
Determined to go all the way to sleep this time, she let her head fall down on the pillow again.
Endnote:
Please don't mix opiates and alcohol. In general, Kildevi is a terrible person for modern people to take advice from. She does many things that have "Death" on at least one row in a randomised D100 table.
Also on the list to avoid: overdosing on henbane, mixing alcohol and psychoactive drugs while pregnant, and using coitus interruptus as your only birth control. Also don't ever try to fix an abusive relationship by balancing any kind of scales. That is potentially lethal advice, which is why I mention it.
If you can't remember when Kildevi's fylgia tipped her off to what she could do with a retinue of seven (or, better yet, nine) servant warriors, you'll find that in Part 14: The other Pecheneg.
Now, a few comments on Ibn Fadlan.
At the very end of this chapter, Eskil is alluding to rites as described by Ahmad Ibn Fadlan, an abbasid diplomat who witnessed a chieftain's funeral among the Volga Rus in 922. A lot can be said about his description of the Rus, and the funeral specifically has been used (and overused) in popular fiction because it's brutal and shocking and unique as a first hand account.
BUT, it is also the only clear source of Vikings as heavily tattooed, a claim that is highly questionable from the archeological material that has left us with no traces whatsoever to support it. We should be careful with using it as a truthful description, even on top of the fact that the Volga Rus by that date weren't straight out of Roden/Roslagen. They'd had a generation or two to merge with local cultures and grow their own rites and customs. When the movie The Northman suddenly had transferred the whole debacle to Iceland, some of us wanted to bash our heads into a wall and call it a night because context matters.
I've hand picked things from Ibn Fadlan too (as seen above). I've also had it as one of my inspirations for the connection between sex, drugs and magic. But it is what it is.