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Scheduled vote count started by Etranger on Oct 17, 2022 at 8:45 PM, finished with 49 posts and 48 votes.
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    • Turn 2 - Wut 'Appened Wuz...

    Orkpower: 41
    Votes: 48
    Votepower: 1:1 (close enough)

    Grab doze squigz! - 27 Orkpower

    Da boss, he sayz, go git doze squigz! And den a buncha da boyz did it, proppa orky! Doze squigz got all squiggy an' tried ta run, but dey waz inna dedd end in dere squiggy hole, an' da boyz got 'em! Wunna da boyz krumped a squig reel gud, an' den dey ate sum, an' it was proppa tasty! Den, da boss sayz, you'ze lot, krump summore squigz so'z we all kan eat 'em. Den we'z all had squig meatz! A buncha boyz showed up to get sum, too.

    Now we'ze all got squig meatz wen we'ze 'ungry, an' dere'z a buncha leffovvas pilin' up. Squig skin ain't proppa tasty like squig meatz, so'z we gotta lot.

    14 ORKPOWER ACQUIRED. SQUIG FARM ACQUIRED. PILE OF RAW SQUIG HIDES ACQUIRED.

    Grab doze teef! - 7 Orkpower

    Wunce dat big scrap wuz dun, dere wuz a buncha teef leff ovva. Sum git sayz, dem teefz is mine. Sum ovva git say, no, you grot, dem teefz iz mine. Dey scrapped sum. Den a coupla ovva gitz, dey take doze teefz instedda scrappin'. Da boss, he krumpz wunna doze gitz and takes haffa dem, but dey keep da ovva haff. Den da boss, he sayz, if ya wantz squig meatz or sparky rokk, you'ze gotta give teefz. Den dere was summore scrappin' for teefz.

    4 ORKPOWER ACQUIRED. TOOF CURRENCY ACQUIRED.

    Spark da rokkz! - 6 Orkpower

    Summa doze gitz, they got sparky rokkz, an' dey sparked 'em reel gud! Da sparky rokk iz 'arder den rokk rokk, so'z it makez dat rokk rokk all choppy! Dat'z wut a coupla gitz sayz. Now dey got choppaz, and all da boyz wannem! Dey got lotza teef now, too. Doze sparky boyz iz proppa clevva.

    HAND-CHOPPAS DISCOVERED.

    Yellin'! ... At other grotz to make 'em go fasta! - 5 Orkpower
    Fink 'bout are plaze in da univerze! - 1 Orkpower

    Dis wun git, he'z sittin' on toppa th' big pile of rokkz, an' he'ze just finkin'! Not orky a'taww! So den, a buncha ovva gitz climb up and dey start yellin' at dat finky git! Inna minnit, dat finky git, he getz up and krumps wunna doze yelly gitz! Den, wen he turnz 'round to fink summore, dat yelly git, he krumps him inna backa da nog!

    Dey wuz gonna scrap summore, but den dey started yellin' 'bout dee-vyne insprashun! Da finky git, he sayz he herd a voice dat sayz, krump 'em frum da front! An' da ovva yelly git, he sayz he herd a voice dat sayz, krump 'em frum da back! Wunna dem voicez, he'z Gork! An' da ovva iz Mork! Dey'z godz! Da biggest, meanest, krumpiest orkz evva! But den dey nevva sayz wich wun is wich...

    GORK AND MORK DISCOVERED?

    Get inna scrap! - 4 Orkpower

    Deze too gitz, dey sayz dis fird git, he'ze bin followin' dem! So dey all scrapped a bunch. De fird git, he 'ad dis choppa, so he chopped dem both up a bit! Den sum ovva choppa boyz scrapped wit dat choppa boy, and dere wuz a buncha scrappin'. Dem chopped boyz wuz fine once dey got dere arms back.

    8 ORKPOWER GAINED.

    Hit da rokkz! ... East! - 2 Orkpower

    Deze too gitz, dey hit da rokkz in da squig direcshun. Dey didn't do too much, doh. Wunna dem, he proppa clevva, he brung a choppa, an' he got lotz farder! He'z just wun git, doh, so not dat far.

    ROKK HITTING EFFICIENCY INCREASED.

    Zog off! ... North! - 2 Orkpower

    A coupla gitz zogged off to da norf. Dey got lost in all dem tunnelz, I'z dink, cuz only wunna dem zogged back. Dere'z a lotta tunnelz up dere.

    -1 ORKPOWER. TUNNELS DISCOVERED.

    Pile up rokkz! - 1 Orkpower
    Trow rokks at da bigga rokks! - 1 Orkpower

    Deze ovva two gitz, dey scrap becuz wun wants ta pile up deze rokkz, and de ovva git wantz ta trow dem. De ovva git, he trowz a rokk, an' den he makez two smalla rokkz. Smalla rokkz iz dead easy to pile up. Datz wen dey stopped scrappin'. Wen dey wuz dun, dey boff had rokk hutz for dere choppaz and squig meatz. Dey was reel flash gitz.

    ROKK PILING EFFICIENCY INCREASED. HOUSING DISCOVERED.

    Zog off! ... South! - 1 Orkpower

    Dis wun git, he zogged off to da souf. Den he ran inta da big rokk. You'ze know, da wall. It wuz reel funny.

    NOTHING TO THE SOUTH YET.
     
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    • Impressive. Our power only grows, and I'm glad to see as such.

    [X] Punch da black ting following you! Zoggin' git runs at night.

    I'll never…give up on this dream! PUNCH IT, KRUMP IT, YELL AT IT! THE SHADOW COMES ALL THE SAME!
    Our ultimate challenge as an Ork, defeating that blasted lump of darkness.

    @Etranger Missin' da treadmark, ya 're boss.
     
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    Turn 3
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    • Oi, you'ze gitz, git outta my way! Dere ain't 'ardly no room left in 'ere! WHOZE FOOT WUZ DAT?!

    Turn 3
    Orkpower: 66
    Squigs: 7
    Space: Overcrowded
    Food: Insufficient
    Housing: Minimal
    Weapons: Minimal

    Da Boss: @Theaxofwar

    [] Hit da rokkz!
    - [] Write-in direction
    [] Make sum choppaz!
    [] Make sum hutz!
    [] Pile up rokkz!
    -[] For da boss!
    -[] For Gork!
    -[] For Mork!
    -[] Write-in
    [] Get inna scrap!
    [] Feed doze squigz!
    [] Krump dem squigz!
    [] Wut'z dis, den?
    -[] Da Earf Beneaf Uz
    -[] Squig Skinz
    -[] Yellin' Togevva
    -[] Write-in
    [] Yellin'!
    -[] Write in
    [] Zog off!
    - [] Write-in direction
    [] Write-in (make it orky)
     
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    • [X] Theaxofwar

    Da boss got us more boyz, and meat, and hides, and a scrap. Dunno what da hides are useful for but dey'ze gotta be useful fer sumefin'.

    Now we needz more space, looks like. Dunno how ta get dat. Da boss should know, though.
     
    Nigerian Duck said:
    Impressive. Our power only grows, and I'm glad to see as such.

    [X] Punch da black ting following you! Zoggin' git runs at night.

    I'll never…give up on this dream! PUNCH IT, KRUMP IT, YELL AT IT! THE SHADOW COMES ALL THE SAME!
    Our ultimate challenge as an Ork, defeating that blasted lump of darkness.

    @Etranger Missin' da treadmark, ya 're boss.
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    Goodness, how embarrassing. I had forgotten to wait, in my eagerness.
    Well, that's true to Ork fashion, so I'm okay with it.

    [X] Punch da black ting following you! Zoggin' git runs at night.
     
    [X] Make sum choppaz!
     
    [X] Grab a choppa and krump some gitz!

    'dere's too many uv us, may as well thin da' ranks!
     
    Just for reference, an ork will always use a choppa or other tool if there's one available, so you don't need to specify using one.
     
    [X] Hit da rokkz!
    - [X] North

    Da boss says weez gots to scrap! But weez got to scrap togetha! So weez got to scrap somefin else!

    Let's scrap da rokkz!
     
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