Boss Fight: Da Shark Dies!
[X]Follow Lil Panzee's perspective
-[X] Throw the Magical bomb at the giant tank
-[X] Make a Leadership roll to have the Weirdgrotz use a spell! Any spell! A deadly spell!
-[X] Yell "WAAAAGGHHH!"
-[X] Pump sum FIghtin Juice into Da Boss.


You know your name, you are Shuestrillian Ni'Komos, She Who Is Damned To Bring Chaos. But the beast, the one who smells of war, blood, beer and mushrooms, the one called 'Boss', gave you a better name. He called you Lil' Panzee, because he thinks you're weak and need to be toughened up. To be made 'Orky' like him.

You want to be Orky. You don't want to be an Elf, you don't want this vile blood in your veins, you don't want this disgusting bloodline, you don't want to be an elf.

You don't want to be the one prophesied to destroy Creation itself. Your eyes glance back at the three humans, the ones bonded to that cursed book, the ones with the blood of the Gods in them. How had they lived? You know that the Empire Of Betor's inquisitors check rigorously for any sign of abnormally magical blood, to prevent another Exalt Heresy.

And yet, they lived, and the Bible of Damnation bent to their will. You had seen that book only once before your imprisonment in that damnable Royal Academy, had seen the struggle its supposed Master needed to put up to control the book, but now it obeyed without question and remained open even as they panicked, shocked out of their dreaming state.

Well, one of them was panicking.

"What do we do? What do we do? He's dead! He's dead and that thing is going to kill us and we'll be-" A slap from the brown-haired human with the green paint silenced the blonde.

"Shut up! Don't you see? He's dead, so all we have to do is try to get the hell out of the sewers before that...steel monster comes back and finishes us off!" You frown at hearing those words from where you're sitting, before a hand grabs you, "Hey you! Elf! Let's get out of here! We can bury the body when we get out of here!"

You turn...



And level a chilling glare as you point at the pile of rubble that is being steadily pushed aside by the roaring, growling thing that the little goblins are somehow controlling, "Boom."

The green-painted human pales at your stare and your single word, laden with your psychic message, tells her exactly what you want done, "I...I...Yeah, okay." She backs away from you and takes her position, green face-paint standing out in stark relief to her pale face, "G-girls, we need to find a spell, something that can hurt that monster."

"You sure Alex?" The silver-haired human prods.

"Yes. We need to beat this thing." The human girl nods and as one they start searching the book again, the glow bathing them in a sickly green light as you get off the seat for controlling this strange contraption and begin searching Boss' body for something that could help him, an instinct telling you that the large canteen was what you needed to find.

Suddenly, the debris is shoved aside with a crashing of stone as the roaring metal monster charges through and that damnable goblin suddenly starts cackling, "Hah! Not so hard now are ya! Time ta kill yer little grotz too! And den we'll be the Boss' of this place!"

You turn to the humans, gripping the bomb that Boss made, "BOOM!"

As one they nod and begin whispering words that to any other mortal would scream at hearing...



...and light twists as tendrils of magic flow upwards from the book and their bodies, gathering as the metal monster prepares to charge them and run them down, before it compresses into a tiny ball of light-drinking darkness and the leader of the girls opens eyes glowing with raw power and hate.


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The ball of darkness is nearly invisible in the darkness as it strikes the giant metal monster and engulfs it in a wave of darkness that sweeps across the metal and as you watch, you smile at seeing the metal begin to wobble and quiver like it was made of jelly while inside, you can hear the crew screaming in panic at seeing their invincible metal fortress quivering all around them.

Debuff Applied: Shadowed Inversion
Effect: Target loses all armor and takes double damage.


"WAAAAAAAAAGH!"

Seeing your chance while the goblins are panicking, you pull the heavy steel pin on the bottom of the strange bomb and pull your arm back for the throw...



The bomb flies in a rough arc and plunks behind one of the turrets, before a blinding blue light engulfs the metal monster to the sound of screaming from the crew and you yank out the large, heavy canteen, uncap it, and shove it into Boss' mouth.

+200 Health to all areas!

With a snort and cough, Boss wakes up and looks around, "Huh? Whuzzat? Wha?" Shaking his head, Boss gets to his feet and blinks at seeing the silent metal monster while you casually climb up onto his back, "Huh? Wot 'appened 'ere?"

"Boom!" You shout, miming an explosion with a smile and Boss scratches his head.

"Huh, da Bomm did the trick...Well, job's a good 'un so let's go...Oi, wot the zog is wrong with you lot?" You blink and turn your head to look at the human girls.

Wierd Grotz Health: 30

You blink as three girls scream and writhe on the deck of the contraption made by Boss, the silver-haired girl clutching her nose which is leaking blood at a visible rate while the brown-haired girl is struggling to scrub away the blood pouring from her eyes as the blonde is unable to do anything more than sob and vomit steaming blood from her mouth.

Weird Grotz Magic Stat Changed: 20*2=40

Boss prods at the screaming girls, listening to them writhe in agony while you stare with slightly awed horror at the sheer volume of blood coming from them. How are they not dead from channeling all that dark power? Is it that power you sensed inside them? Already, the blood was leaking out of the Boss' strange machine to start staining the water and you could sense flashes of residual magic in the blood causing the water to bubble and forth as it all but poured through the gaps in the metal.

"It hurts! It hurts so much!" The brown-haired girl looked up at Boss with eyes that were gushing blood like some kind of twisted tears, "B-boss, help me! Please!"

"Aghurk!" The blonde couldn't say anything as she violently retched, more blood gushing from her stained lips to cover the deck in a stinking, coppery-iron scented slick while the silver-haired girl gasped and wheezed, trying to breathe through her mouth while trying to stop the frothing mess coming from her nose.

Boss scratches his head, "Hmm, dis is a problem." He hefted the canteen and took a swig, "Doesn't look like Dok werk...Can't fix it with Cybork parts eeva..." He glances at his canteen, before shrugging, "Eh, why not."

He grabs the blonde just as she finishes vomiting up more blood and jams the canteen into her mouth with a barked, "Swallow." She desperately swallows before Boss drops her and watches as she convulses before she violently vomits again, but this time the blood is followed by a thick, green-tinged gas.

Breathing heavily, the girl looks at her blood-stained clothing before looking up in amazement at Boss as he nods, "Roight. You lot did good." Grabbing the silver-haired girl, Boss shoves the canteen into her mouth and she gratefully swallows whatever brew is inside before she is dropped, where she starts coughing up green gas as the blood pouring from her nose dries up.

Finally, he grabs the brown-haired girl and shoves the canteen into her mouth, "Da Lil' Panzee says you lot did some Weirdboy stuff and wrecked dat Tank. Good job, you grotz just may be handy to have around." He drops the girl and the blood stops pouring from her eyes as she starts coughing up green gas before Boss takes a swig and belches, adding his own cloud of green into the air, "Ah, nothin' loike some propa Ork Fightin' Juice after a fight."

You are about to say something when suddenly the metal monster comes back to life, a voice twisted by exposure to dark magics hissing out from it, "You killed me crew. So I'm gonna KILL YOU!" Flames explode from the machine as it begins to slowly grind towards all of you.

"Ah, zog dis for a bag o' Squigs." Boss grumbles as he starts up the machine and turns it around, "COME AND GET ME YA PANZEE!" He guns the engine and roars away just as the metal monster machine charges forward and you watch past the spinning blades of the engine as the flaming mass of metal follows, Boss steering his contraption down one turn and then another until you saw sunlight coming from a massive hole in the ceiling of the tunnels, rubble creating a rough ramp.

"Hang on!" Boss roared and you gripped the straps of his pack while the human girls grabbed blood-slicked metal tightly as the machine hits the stone rubble and roars out into the open, fresh air, followed by the flaming machine as it roars over all of you in a higher arc.

Boss simply smiles, "Idiot." As the contraption lands, you watch Boss grab his weapon and unload it into the underside of the metal monster-machine, glowing projectile stitching into the metal before it lands with a crash, skidding for several meters before it rolls, scattering metal across the cobblestones before sliding to a stop.

You wonder if Boss will move on after killing the monster, but he just smiles, "Now dis I can werk with."

Supplies Acquired:
-2000 Skrap
-3000 Tuff Skrap
-900 Flash Skrap
-400 Sparky Skrap
-200 Weird Stuff (The remains of the crew fused together into a strange crystal formation)
-200 Speshul Fuel
-100 Speshul Dakka Bitz
-100 Speshul Boomie Bitz

[]Propose what to do with these supplies, and the supplies you already have. (NAME. YOUR. DESIGN PLAN! Bonuses for Orky vehicle names.)


Suddenly the Boss turns his head and your sensitive ears hear it as well.

[]It's the sound of something shouting 'WAAAAAAGH!' in the distance.
[]It sounds like a human shouting.
[]That was a Xanthite war-cry!
[]Was that an explosion?
[]What was that roar?
 
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[X]It's the sound of something shouting 'WAAAAAAGH!' in the distance.

Hmm, the Weird Stuff for a reactor, the Flash scrap and the Dakka Bitz for a Lil-Panzee gun, a place to mount the grotz for artillery....
 
[X]Propose what to do with these supplies, and the supplies you already have. (NAME. YOUR. DESIGN PLAN! Bonuses for Orky vehicle names.)
-[X] Da Dakkawagon
-Enlarge and reinforce the boat buggy. Keep it watertight and otherwise able to be a boat if possible, but that's not strictly speaking necessary. Make sure it's fast with the Speshul Fuel, and well armored with the Tuff Skrap. Then go wild on guns. Several large enplaced weapons if possible, probably three or so large kustom kannons of some description. Use as much stuff as possible for the best result. Then take the Crystal Formations and create some form of somewhat protected Weird Focasa to help the Weird Grots kastin ability. If that doesn't work that way, then zog it it'll still look nice.

[X]It's the sound of something shouting 'WAAAAAAGH!' in the distance.
 
[X]Was that an explosion?

Let's make something that's faster than a warbuggy, more killy than a warbike, and flies through da air like a bird!
 
Not sure about the rest of it, but can agree with this:

[X] Then take the Crystal Formations and create some form of somewhat protected Weird Focasa to help the Weird Grots kastin ability. If that doesn't work that way, then zog it it'll still look nice.

[X] It's the sound of something shouting 'WAAAAAAGH!' in the distance.
 
[X] Build Planz: Da WeirdTrukka!
-[X] Starting with the Buggy make it Bigger and more Imposeing with Spikes and Symbols of Gork and Mork all over the place.
-[X] the Front of the Werid Trukka! shoulld be armored with the Tuff bits and make a Ram for crashing though stuff
-[X] Driver side should have extra armor and a VERY loud horn and speakers for yelling. It should also have a mount for da Weirdshoota (Sharkteff goes here)
-[X] the Shotgun side should have a Mounted Big shoota with a Flamer ( Lil Panze goes here) and Also make Lil Pane a Propar shoota ( Shotgun thing)
-[X] the back of the Buggy should be a raised portion with lots of armor and all the Weird Stuff Used in Symbols of GorK and Mork to make the Gits Werid boy tricks even more Killy (Gits and book fing here) also use some of the Various Carved Rocks, Books and Scrolls back here as well

Dat weridboy trick as Ded killy it was! les make em even more killy! WAAAGH
[X]That was a Xanthite war-cry!

New Fings Da LOOT! an dat plot fing fer any git that cares about dat
 
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[X] Build Planz: Da WeirdTrukka!
-[X] Starting with the Buggy make it Bigger and more Imposeing with Spikes and Symbols of Gork and Mork all over the place.
-[X] the Front of the Werid Trukka! shoulld be armored with the Tuff bits and make a Ram for crashing though stuff
-[X] Driver side should have extra armor and a VERY loud horn and speakers for yelling. It should also have a mount for da Weirdshoota (Sharkteff goes here)
-[X] the Shotgun side should have a Mounted Big shoota with a Flamer ( Lil Panze goes here) and Also make Lil Pane a Propar shoota ( Shotgun thing)
-[X] the back of the Buggy should be a raised portion with lots of armor and all the Weird Stuff Used in Symbols of GorK and Mork to make the Gits Werid boy tricks even more Killy (Gits and book fing here) also use some of the Various Carved Rocks, Books and Scrolls back here as well

[X]What was that roar?
 
[X]Propose what to do with these supplies, and the supplies you already have. (NAME. YOUR. DESIGN PLAN! Bonuses for Orky vehicle names.)
-[X] Da Dakkawagon
-Enlarge and reinforce the boat buggy. Keep it watertight and otherwise able to be a boat if possible, but that's not strictly speaking necessary. Make sure it's fast with the Speshul Fuel, and well armored with the Tuff Skrap. Then go wild on guns. Several large enplaced weapons if possible, probably three or so large kustom kannons of some description. Use as much stuff as possible for the best result. Then take the Crystal Formations and create some form of somewhat protected Weird Focasa to help the Weird Grots kastin ability. If that doesn't work that way, then zog it it'll still look nice.

[X]It's the sound of something shouting 'WAAAAAAGH!' in the distance.
 
[X] Build Planz: Da WeirdTrukka!
-[X] Starting with the Buggy make it Bigger and more Imposeing with Spikes and Symbols of Gork and Mork all over the place.
-[X] the Front of the Werid Trukka! shoulld be armored with the Tuff bits and make a Ram for crashing though stuff
-[X] Driver side should have extra armor and a VERY loud horn and speakers for yelling. It should also have a mount for da Weirdshoota (Sharkteff goes here)
-[X] the Shotgun side should have a Mounted Big shoota with a Flamer ( Lil Panze goes here) and Also make Lil Pane a Propar shoota ( Shotgun thing)
-[X] the back of the Buggy should be a raised portion with lots of armor and all the Weird Stuff Used in Symbols of GorK and Mork to make the Gits Werid boy tricks even more Killy (Gits and book fing here) also use some of the Various Carved Rocks, Books and Scrolls back here as well

[X]It's the sound of something shouting 'WAAAAAAGH!' in the distance.
 
[X] Build Planz: Da WeirdTrukka!
-[X] Starting with the Buggy make it Bigger and more Imposeing with Spikes and Symbols of Gork and Mork all over the place.
-[X] the Front of the Werid Trukka! shoulld be armored with the Tuff bits and make a Ram for crashing though stuff
-[X] Driver side should have extra armor and a VERY loud horn and speakers for yelling. It should also have a mount for da Weirdshoota (Sharkteff goes here)
-[X] the Shotgun side should have a Mounted Big shoota with a Flamer ( Lil Panze goes here) and Also make Lil Pane a Propar shoota ( Shotgun thing)
-[X] the back of the Buggy should be a raised portion with lots of armor and all the Weird Stuff Used in Symbols of GorK and Mork to make the Gits Werid boy tricks even more Killy (Gits and book fing here) also use some of the Various Carved Rocks, Books and Scrolls back here as well

[X]It's the sound of something shouting 'WAAAAAAGH!' in the distance.
 
[X]Propose what to do with these supplies, and the supplies you already have. (NAME. YOUR. DESIGN PLAN! Bonuses for Orky vehicle names.)
-[X] Da Dakkawagon
-Enlarge and reinforce the boat buggy. Keep it watertight and otherwise able to be a boat if possible, but that's not strictly speaking necessary. Make sure it's fast with the Speshul Fuel, and well armored with the Tuff Skrap. Then go wild on guns. Several large enplaced weapons if possible, probably three or so large kustom kannons of some description. Use as much stuff as possible for the best result. Then take the Crystal Formations and create some form of somewhat protected Weird Focasa to help the Weird Grots kastin ability. If that doesn't work that way, then zog it it'll still look nice.

[X]It's the sound of something shouting 'WAAAAAAGH!' in the distance.
 
Presentin'...Da Weirdtrukka!
[X] Build Planz: Da WeirdTrukka!
-[X] Starting with the Buggy make it Bigger and more Imposeing with Spikes and Symbols of Gork and Mork all over the place.
-[X] the Front of the Werid Trukka! shoulld be armored with the Tuff bits and make a Ram for crashing though stuff
-[X] Driver side should have extra armor and a VERY loud horn and speakers for yelling. It should also have a mount for da Weirdshoota (Sharkteff goes here)
-[X] the Shotgun side should have a Mounted Big shoota with a Flamer ( Lil Panze goes here) and Also make Lil Pane a Propar shoota ( Shotgun thing)
-[X] the back of the Buggy should be a raised portion with lots of armor and all the Weird Stuff Used in Symbols of GorK and Mork to make the Gits Werid boy tricks even more Killy (Gits and book fing here) also use some of the Various Carved Rocks, Books and Scrolls back here as well


You grin as plans form in your mind, plans for something big, loud, fast and killy, shoved full of guns, armour and spiky bitz. You look back at your Boat-Buggy while the Weird Grotz were busy trying to clean themselves off from what looked like a well, pulling out a bucket to try and clean off the blood while Lil Panzee sat on the edge kicking her feet.

Good, they weren't Orky enough to help with proper Mek Werk and you didn't need 'em getting under your boots while you were tinkering. Grabbing your tool box and approaching the Boat-Buggy, you shrug off your pack and crack your knuckles, "Roight, let's get to work."

You start by disassembling the Boat-Buggy, cutting away the taut dried guts to let the frame collapse before unbolting the engine from its mounting and tossing it to the side in case you need it intact later. Removing the shield and gun-mounting soon leaves you with a pile of various scrap items while you open up your pack and empty out the pile of scrap inside it.

Now, the real work begins, taking apart the former Grot Mega-Tank so you can make something properly Orky with it. With a grin you slap down your goggles and with a hiss and a fwoosh your Cutta-Burna flares to life...



...and you get to work, removing armour and pieces of guns, belts of ammo and loose shells spilling onto the ground as you start singing.

"Oi, don't stop me nooooow, I'm 'avin me a good time, a regoolaargh baaaallll!"



Away from the strangely rhythmic hammering, cutting, bashing and kicking, Alex turned her head slightly towards Maria and Selene, "What in the name of the Gods is he doing?" Her friends shook their heads as gun turrets were dragged into position, metal was bent and hammered, and weapons were bashed together.



"I-it's like he's in a trance." Maria nervously muttered as the singing green maniac suddenly laughed out loud.

"Wot'z dat? Gonna use dat!"

Selene shook her head as the Boss lifted out a giant glowing mass of crystals that seemed to be screaming and fiddled with his tools while shouting, "WHERE'Z ME SLICY FING! OH! 'ERE IT IZ! HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!"

The silver-haired girl shivered, "Or in the throes of a psychotic breakdown."

"Oi!" The Elf snapped, glaring at the three with a gimlet eye, before she smacked a small fist into a palm.

Alex shuddered, "Yeah, let's just stay quiet and when he finishes, give him some applause and hope he doesn't hit us again."

"Hit you again you mean," Selene snarked as the Boss suddenly shouted in the background.

"OI NEEDZ BUTTONZ! WHERE'Z ME BUTTONZ!?"



"OH! RIGHT! DERE!" As he dove back into the mass of metal slowly taking a new form, the three girls looked around at the ruined, and most importantly empty city.

Alex frowned, "How did they do it? The capital city has...had, at least seven million people, it was a hub for trade for most of the Eastern Realms, how could the Xanthites just empty an entire city?"

"What if it wasn't just the Xanthites?' Selene murmured, "I saw arrows with elven fletching, signs of dwarven cannon shot, swords used by the forces of the Kinelion Lords...all signs of an alliance between the Xanthites and our neighbours."

"Dammit!" Alex punches the ground, "Why us? What the hell did our Empire do to deserve being attacked like this?"

"Whatever it was, it's on the level as Master Lugin having the Bible Of Damnation in his study, and it's equivalent to having an elf sleeping within a binding circle originally made to contain high-level demons." Selene stated evenly before looking at the green monster bashing large wheels into a famework, "The arrival of these green beings from the sky was just salt in the wound, even if I am thankful this one saved us."

"OI! GET OVER 'ERE YA SLIPPERY LIL BUGGER!"

All three girls shivered as they heard something squeal inside the mass of metal that was now set on several wheels and was now slowing forming into a different boxy shape with the front lowered towards the ground with rear slightly raised, the Boss now bashing together some kind of platform on the roof of the front section where a large glowering face made of hammered metal was glaring at the world behind a stand and a surprisingly intricate array of carved crystals arrayed around the platform and in the eyes of the face.



Suddenly, the elf jumped to her feet, "Ooh!" Alex and the other girls looked in the direction to see the Boss busy fitting together pieces into large, nasty looking devices that were undoubtedly weapons that he casually slammed into place, slapping hard a couple of times to jostle them into place before securing them with large pins.

Finally, the Boss backed away from his creation, grinning madly as he turned and waved a large green fist, "Now dat's a Trukk!"

Vehicle: Da Weirdtrukka
Health: 20,000
Armour: 45%

Vehicle Weaponry:
-Kustom Weapon Mounting: Damage stats are identical to Shakteef's weapon, has increased armour over the driver area that provides 60% Armour to Shakteef unless the Weirdtrukka is destroyed.
-Soopa Kombi-Weapon Mounting: Mounts a custom-built Soopa Kombi-Weapon.
--Twin-linked Big Weird-Shootaz: 8d12x2, Armour-Destroyer (20), Slayer (12), Boomy (12), Loud (20)
--Soopa Big Burna: 12d12, Burny (6), Killy (4), Scary (14), Dakka Storm (2)
-Rokkit Rackz: 8d12, Dakka Storm (8), Boomy (2)
-Ramming Plate: 6d12

Vehicle Upgrades:
-Big Mess O' Buttonz: Declare to push either a Red, Yellow, Blue, Green or Purple Button to initiate a random secret function!
-Swimma Wheels, Hull and Propella: Allows the Weirdtrukka to cross deep rivers and even float on water, using the propellor and wheels to move through the water.
-Da Altar of Killy: Weird Grot Magic attacks have far greater range and damage to Weird Grot health is reduced.
--Various Carved Rocks, Books and Scrols [20]: Grants a random bonus but depletes the counter.
-Armoured Transport Area: Carries 12 Boyz with open spots for shooting.
-Soopa Charged Engine: +6 to Goin' Places and Drivin' rolls.
-Shouting Pipes and Big Horn: Allows for Boss Rolls at a +9 bonus. Boss Roll results can be used as a penalty to enemy Morale.

Bonuses:
-WAAAAAAGH Rig: WAAAAGH ability automatically succeeds.
-Aura Of Damnation: As long as the Wierd Grots are on board with the Bible of Damnation, the Weirdtrukka is wrapped in an aura of twisting, deadly power.
-Da Skreema: Turns out those crystals won't stop screaming unless they're real small, but with some work you've used the largest crystals to make a powerful weapon in the mouth of the idol face on the Altar Of Killy. As long as the Weird Grots are on the Wierdtrukka, their magic stat can be used as a straight damage roll, die type changing as the Weird Grots become more Orky.

Shakteef has no supplies left.

Alex stared at the giant machine that the Boss had literally bashed together with wide eyes before her hands moved of their own accord and she began clapping, eyes still bulging in shock at the sight while Maria and Selena joined in the applause while the elf clambered onto his back, cooing as the Boss handed her a strange weapon.

After a moment, the Boss clapped a pair of meaty hands together, "Roight! Enuff lolly-gaggin'! Let's..."

[X]It's the sound of something shouting 'WAAAAAAGH!' in the distance.

His head suddenly jerked to look in a seemingly random direction, the elf's ears twitching before Boss shouted, "Get on!"

The three girls were already running before they realised what they were doing, but by then they were committed to clambering up the sides of the truck where the Boss pointed them towards the strange platform, "You grots go dere!" Alex nodded as they found themselves on the strange platform, strange crystals starting to glow around the platform and in the eyes of the giant face while the Bible of Damnation floated towards a large metal holder and settled into place.

While the Wierd Grotz were checking out their new place, properly away from any moving parts where they could muck with the gubbins, you plopped Lil Panzee into her seat and pointed at the Soopa Kombi-Weapon mounted, "You shoot dat and anyone I don't like!" The Lil Panzee's face was split by a wide grin as she gripped the triggers while you locked your Weirdshoota into place.

Slamming your fist down on the Go button, the new Trukk, the Weirdtrukka, roars to life as green, eldritch flames blast out of the exhaust pipes as the new Soopa-Charged Engine receives it's first blast of fuel before you sneak a quick gulp from the fuel line in your driving area.

Slamming your foot onto the accelerator, the Weirdtrukka's wheels tear up the cobblestones and pavers before it begins rumbling down the road and towards the distant sound of some Boy shouting.



The Weirdtrukka plows through a building, the Weird Grots holding on for dear life as you shout back to them, "Blow some of dis stuff up!"

"Right!" Bossy Grot shouts back and suddenly the Altar Of Killy begins to glow in strange light...



And then every building in front of the Weirdtrukka explodes into blasts of fire and darkness, a corridor of annihilation tearing open a clear path to the source of the shouting.

Weird Humie Grot Mastery +3!

You grin, "Now dat's some flash dakka."

The Weirdtrukka roared over a ramp and slammed down as you saw who was in trouble...

[]It's a lone Goff Boy, busy pummeling armoured humies with his metal-wrapped fists.
[]It's a Rocker with his band! And they're busy showing some long-ears how the business is done!
[]A mob of Kommandoz are holed up in a building fighting a buncha dog-faced gits!
[]It's a Looted Tank! And a buncha Stunties are trying to take it apart!
[]A Speed Kultist is busy shootin' a mob of humies from the wreckage of his Fighta.
[]Write in:
 
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[X]A Speed Kultist is busy shootin' a mob of humies from the wreckage of his Fighta.

*Mad Max Reference Goes Here*
 
[X]A mob of Kommandoz are holed up in a building fighting a buncha dog-faced gits!

Sneaky gitz are best gitz.
 
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