[X] In a Desert. Well, more of an oasis, really, which given the geography surrounding Altdorf raises several deeply concerning questions. You really hope that this is some kind of illusion or sanctuary, but that still raises the question of what exactly you said to that irritable looking ifrit…
 
[X] In a Bed. Not her own. Not her master's either, thank the gods. That is, however, where the good news ends, because it turns out that not everyone is thrilled to have a drunk ex-girlfriend turn up on their threshold at an unholy hour.
 
[X] In a Bed. Not her own. Not her master's either, thank the gods. That is, however, where the good news ends, because it turns out that not everyone is thrilled to have a drunk ex-girlfriend turn up on their threshold at an unholy hour.
 
[X] In a Bed. Not her own. Not her master's either, thank the gods. That is, however, where the good news ends, because it turns out that not everyone is thrilled to have a drunk ex-girlfriend turn up on their threshold at an unholy hour.

Going to be contrarian because tbh the desert option doesn't particularly interest me and Erika relationship drama is too good to pass up.
 
[X] In a Desert. Well, more of an oasis, really, which given the geography surrounding Altdorf raises several deeply concerning questions. You really hope that this is some kind of illusion or sanctuary, but that still raises the question of what exactly you said to that irritable looking ifrit…
 
[X] In a Bed. Not her own. Not her master's either, thank the gods. That is, however, where the good news ends, because it turns out that not everyone is thrilled to have a drunk ex-girlfriend turn up on their threshold at an unholy hour.
 
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[X] In a Bed. Not her own. Not her master's either, thank the gods. That is, however, where the good news ends, because it turns out that not everyone is thrilled to have a drunk ex-girlfriend turn up on their threshold at an unholy hour.

We must pursue the Path of Tiffany, which means being a Disaster Lesbian at every opportunity. Ergo, the Bed. Although, I'm open to switching if we can wake up in someone else's bed in the Desert.
 
[X] In a Bed. Not her own. Not her master's either, thank the gods. That is, however, where the good news ends, because it turns out that not everyone is thrilled to have a drunk ex-girlfriend turn up on their threshold at an unholy hour.
 
[X] In a Desert. Well, more of an oasis, really, which given the geography surrounding Altdorf raises several deeply concerning questions. You really hope that this is some kind of illusion or sanctuary, but that still raises the question of what exactly you said to that irritable looking ifrit…

I was going to vote In a Bed, but then I saw the word ifrit.
 
[X] In a Tavern. People in Altdorf know better than to mug a wizard, which is perhaps for the best, but they apparently have no compunction about gambling with one. You assume that's why that girl is wearing your hat, at least.
 
[X] In a Desert. Well, more of an oasis, really, which given the geography surrounding Altdorf raises several deeply concerning questions. You really hope that this is some kind of illusion or sanctuary, but that still raises the question of what exactly you said to that irritable looking ifrit…
 
[X] In a Bed. Not her own. Not her master's either, thank the gods. That is, however, where the good news ends, because it turns out that not everyone is thrilled to have a drunk ex-girlfriend turn up on their threshold at an unholy hour.
 
[X] In a Bed. Not her own. Not her master's either, thank the gods. That is, however, where the good news ends, because it turns out that not everyone is thrilled to have a drunk ex-girlfriend turn up on their threshold at an unholy hour.
 
[X] In a Bed. Not her own. Not her master's either, thank the gods. That is, however, where the good news ends, because it turns out that not everyone is thrilled to have a drunk ex-girlfriend turn up on their threshold at an unholy hour.
 
[X] In a Bed. Not her own. Not her master's either, thank the gods. That is, however, where the good news ends, because it turns out that not everyone is thrilled to have a drunk ex-girlfriend turn up on their threshold at an unholy hour.
 
[X] In a Tavern. People in Altdorf know better than to mug a wizard, which is perhaps for the best, but they apparently have no compunction about gambling with one. You assume that's why that girl is wearing your hat, at least.
 
[X] In a Bed. Not her own. Not her master's either, thank the gods. That is, however, where the good news ends, because it turns out that not everyone is thrilled to have a drunk ex-girlfriend turn up on their threshold at an unholy hour.

Sleeping in a bed is best for our posture.
 
[X] In a Desert. Well, more of an oasis, really, which given the geography surrounding Altdorf raises several deeply concerning questions. You really hope that this is some kind of illusion or sanctuary, but that still raises the question of what exactly you said to that irritable looking ifrit…
 
[X] In a Desert. Well, more of an oasis, really, which given the geography surrounding Altdorf raises several deeply concerning questions. You really hope that this is some kind of illusion or sanctuary, but that still raises the question of what exactly you said to that irritable looking ifrit…
 
[X] In a Bed. Not her own. Not her master's either, thank the gods. That is, however, where the good news ends, because it turns out that not everyone is thrilled to have a drunk ex-girlfriend turn up on their threshold at an unholy hour.

Let's meet the exes. Now if the ifrit was a girl, I'd have voted desert but it likely isn't.
 
[X] In a Bed. Not her own. Not her master's either, thank the gods. That is, however, where the good news ends, because it turns out that not everyone is thrilled to have a drunk ex-girlfriend turn up on their threshold at an unholy hour.
 
Disaster Lesbian is very tempting, but I am curious.

[X] In a Desert. Well, more of an oasis, really, which given the geography surrounding Altdorf raises several deeply concerning questions. You really hope that this is some kind of illusion or sanctuary, but that still raises the question of what exactly you said to that irritable looking ifrit…
 
[X] In a Desert. Well, more of an oasis, really, which given the geography surrounding Altdorf raises several deeply concerning questions. You really hope that this is some kind of illusion or sanctuary, but that still raises the question of what exactly you said to that irritable looking ifrit…
 
[X] In a Desert. Well, more of an oasis, really, which given the geography surrounding Altdorf raises several deeply concerning questions. You really hope that this is some kind of illusion or sanctuary, but that still raises the question of what exactly you said to that irritable looking ifrit…
 
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