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The trick is to use a poison the compliments the tea you are serving.
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The trick is to use a poison the compliments the tea you are serving.
Clearly to beat Tatsuki, we should give her and Orihime hemlock in the tea, and then ambush her with our highest-level attack from the shadows. Perhaps while having some Numero possessing someone as a hostage.
@Omicron.
DB_Explorer
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nah we provide nice UNPOSIONED tea and act the gracious host. Tatsuki will be so confused of if we are bad guys that she will be neutralized as a threat without firing a Cero. For bonus points apologize for how our mistress just grabbed her before - it was nothing personal, she had orders to execute expeditiously.
DB_Explorer
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well Barragan needed a sparing partner.......
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Wait this is perfect, we kidnap Ichigo and force Tatsuki to be Barragan's sparring partner to ensure Ichigo's safety.
Oubliette
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There is not a single thing that could possibly go wrong with this plan. And it would lead to the viewers/readers of NN!Bleach to theorize about Barragan Redemption Arc if it happens. Or shipping. Creepy, creepy, horrible shipping-brain bleach please fast help me-Okay. One thing that could go wrong with this plan.
PsyFarrow
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That's just asking for people to make jokes about Barragan's bone.
DB_Explorer
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Tatsuki: .... I'll do this if you teach Orihime how to cook
"And so Barragan was slain, not by weapons or force of arms, but by tasting Orihime's cooking."
ChildishChimera
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It was known remarked as weird but tasty when Matsumoto and Hitsugaya tasted it, mast assume since it being bad is the normal trope
The Sandman
So Zetta Slowpoke
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I'm pretty sure Orihime's cooking is supposed to be remarkably tasty despite the ingredients list of any given dish being a mortal sin against the very concept of cuisine. And that was before she had the power to reject consequences.
Also, instead of tea, I'd recommend elderberry wine. I'm given to understand it goes quite well with arsenic.
Also, instead of tea, I'd recommend elderberry wine. I'm given to understand it goes quite well with arsenic.
Kinruush
Who?
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Are we going to bury her in the cellar afterward?
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Tatsuki drank all the booze in the cellar to dilute the poison. It was "fair" enough.
The Sandman
So Zetta Slowpoke
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Of course not, it's already full of yellow fever victims.
Kinruush
Who?
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I'm sure we can get a Numero to dig more locks for the canal.
Does Tatsuki get adaptations for eating that?
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Orihime rejects that notion.
Of course not.
She's been Orihime's friend for ages. She's trained to digest things like bean jam and chilli paste sandwiches. Her power won't help her, because she can just tough it out.
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I just realized something.
This group was hiding under a rock weren't they? Given that Cirucci killed Nnoitra as part of her getting her fraccion back is not exactly a secret.
This group was hiding under a rock weren't they? Given that Cirucci killed Nnoitra as part of her getting her fraccion back is not exactly a secret.
Omegahugger
Inattentive Idiot
Clearly Cirucci was saving Aaroniero's fraccion in a bid to seduce him.
... I've seen weirder gossip online.
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Numero gossip magazines would be so bizarre.
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