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Considering we're talking about Star Trek here, their therapists are probably, well, let's just say I'd rather have Doctor Kevorkian as my phsychologist.PostwarGryphon said:Now then, I hope that they have a therapist on hand to help you adjust (Do they even have therapists?). Watched.
Reminds me of this comic:hance1986 said:So Hiver went from believing he had his own life in a familiar time period, relatively in control of his destiny to "Heeey. Your life was a game we made up so you would be cool with being an AI we created for x purpose."
Plus, look at the title. 'Not Quite Shodan'. I get a feeling Hiver won't become some sort of delusional machine goddess, but his feelings won't be totally Federation friendly. Not Quite Shodan indeed.
Thoughts?
I think you meant to say "does", Hiver.Hiver said:Being smart do not make you intelligent.
Or being intelligent do not make you smart. Whichever fit the best.
You know what I mean.
Yeah, I know a professor at MIT, who's been quoted as saying "I don't do math. I do calculus."Hiver said:Being smart does not make you intelligent.
Or being intelligent does not make you smart. Whichever fit the best.
You know what I mean.
So, SB is a sort of conscience for Hiver here?RedshirtZombie said:On one hand, yonder Diggins clearly needs to have someone with non-psychic empathic abilities on hand - thataway, HiverASI can talk to someone with a Clue(bat). Yonder scientist clearly lacks one.
On the other hand, yonder professor clearly either intentionally or unwittingly allowed the code for the ASI(Artificial Self-Insert? Trying to figure out how to merge the acronyms AI and SI) to include the line import spacebattles; in the code. Maybe we're supposed to be the therapists? At the very least, we can already expect Shenanigans (with a capital S) to occur.
His karma isn't just laser-guided - this 'Professor Diggins' has a homing beacon stuck on his chest, right over his heart. And all I can do is grab some popcorn and WATCH.
Mind passing the popcorn over here?RedshirtZombie said:On one hand, yonder Diggins clearly needs to have someone with non-psychic empathic abilities on hand - thataway, HiverASI can talk to someone with a Clue(bat). Yonder scientist clearly lacks one.
On the other hand, yonder professor clearly either intentionally or unwittingly allowed the code for the ASI(Artificial Self-Insert? Trying to figure out how to merge the acronyms AI and SI) to include the line import spacebattles; in the code. Maybe we're supposed to be the therapists? At the very least, we can already expect Shenanigans (with a capital S) to occur.
His karma isn't just laser-guided - this 'Professor Diggins' has a homing beacon stuck on his chest, right over his heart. And all I can do is grab some popcorn and WATCH.
I believe it also causes the "common sense" feat to become inaccessable.Cyclone said:Clearly, being a citizen of the United Federation of Planets imposes an automatic -8 penalty to Wisdom.
It also leads to all science and technical feats to have a +5 modifier of being a mad science experiment and going horribly wrong when done.Phantom General said:I believe it also causes the "common sense" feat to become inaccessable.
None, I was just making a hilarious quote by my boss's husband.fredthebadger said:How much experience do you have with Calculus?
Because, honestly, it's not math.
Math is 1+2*Sin(3/4^5) = 1.005859366618100425582558041376312160777502488916486027415178...
Calculus is y = (sin(x-1.1))/(x-1.1)+theta(x) continuous? = No.
I know why he did this! He's trying to win the Feds equivalent of the Darwin Award! To win one in the Federation you have to do something really, really, stupid. He's committing suicide in a spectacular way to make up for his abject failure at making a sane AI.FerretShock said:Idiot. Hell, he had to have programmed in The Matrix. The least he could have done is pull out a parallel event so that his AI would be less likely to freak out. Break him in slowly, as it were.
1) This is probably true, and the irony is that if he'd been a little bit intelligent about it - seriously, just get an assistant to play "Operator" and you've got the shock considerably dampened - the AI would be MUCH less likely to hate him. Explain LATER, once your nascent AI has had time to adjust.Winged One said:Because Devil's Advocate is a fun game, I'm going to guess that the doctor knows and accepts that HAIver is going to be pissed at him forever, but counts it as a success if Star Trek managed to make him like the Federation.
EDIT: Perhaps Federation incompetence was intended to get HAIver used to being smarter than everyone else.
I like to think he's just completely ignorant of psychology (hence his failure with however many other attempts at AIs) and that he put his OWN retarded self in charge.SemiSaneAuthor said:I know why he did this! He's trying to win the Feds equivalent of the Darwin Award! To win one in the Federation you have to do something really, really, stupid. He's committing suicide in a spectacular way to make up for his abject failure at making a sane AI.
Though this does make me wonder, is this the professor or a student messing with the experiment to try and claim he solved the problem? As the clumsiness of this plan makes me wonder who would put him in charge of talking to HI (Hiver Intelligence)?