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♦ Topic: Unlock your Powers!
In: Boards ► USA ► Brockton Bay ► Business
Bottled_Powah (Original Poster) (Verified Cape)
Posted On Jan 19th 2011:
Anyone want to buy some powers? First come, first serve.
Account number: ---------------
(Showing page 1 of 2)►NoClipper
Replied On Jan 19th 2011:
How much for walking through walls?
►Bottled_Powah (Original Poster) (Verified Cape)
Replied On Jan 19th 2011:
5k USD.
►NoClipper
Replied On Jan 19th 2011:
Sent. When will it arrive?
►Bottled_Powah (Original Poster) (Verified Cape)
Replied On Jan 19th 2011:
About 15 minutes. Give or take a few minutes.
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Two beings of incomprehensible size danced together. Each cycle a different world. Each touch a different power. A third one watched from far away. The top shareholders that made up the decision making of the third entity sent an inconspicious shard down to this cycle. This shard was created solely for this purpose. Its name brought terror and dread to all that heard it.
Middle Manager.
Insinuation.
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►NoClipper
Replied On Jan 19th 2011:
Woah. That was trippy.
►Bottled_Powah (Original Poster) (Verified Cape)
Replied On Jan 19th 2011:
That's what all my customers say.
Are you satisfied with this power? What would you rate it out of 10?
►NoClipper
Replied On Jan 19th 2011:
10/10, best purchase I've ever made. Now I can walk into the boys' changing room at school without getting caught. Hehe.
►Bottled_Powah (Original Poster) (Verified Cape)
Replied On Jan 19th 2011:
Enjoy doing that.
Anyone else?
►CuriousFinger
Replied On Jan 19th 2011:
I want a power that lets me distract people by pointing at something else.
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►Bottled_Powah (Original Poster) (Verified Cape)
Replied On Jan 19th 2011:
10k USD.
►CuriousFinger
Replied On Jan 19th 2011:
Done. Hey quick question. Does this work on you?
►Bottled_Powah (Original Poster) (Verified Cape)
Replied On Jan 19th 2011:
No. Haven't you read the terms and conditions? Bottled Powah Pvt. Ltd reserves the right to take back powers provided by Bottled Powah Pvt. Ltd at any time.
►CuriousFinger
Replied On Jan 19th 2011:
I was just curious.
Hey look what's that?
►Bottled_Powah (Original Poster) (Verified Cape)
Replied On Jan 19th 2011:
It doesn't work through text.
Anyone else?
►Bottled_Powah (Original Poster) (Verified Cape)
Replied On Jan 20th 2011:
Since no one else wants powers. I will create a new thread next month.
►CuriousFinger
Replied On Feb 1st 2011:
Hey wait! What's this about a subcription fee? Why can't I cancel it?!
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Hey wait! What's this about a subcription fee? Why can't I cancel it?!
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MaimakteriAnn
(Verified Sleepy)
- Location
- Enormous And Round Terran Homeworld
- Pronouns
- She/Her/Dr
I think this one's got legs. Definitely got some good comedy left to get out of it
PHO - Golf!Taylor
NickXenix
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♦ Topic: Hole In One!
In: Boards ► USA ► Brockton Bay
Golf_Brockton (Original Poster) (Verified Cape)
Posted On Jan 22nd 2011:
clip
That's a Hole In One! Hookwolf was not expecting that! Villains! Feel the wrath of my swing! All battles will be finished in one hit!
(Showing page 1 of 2)►GoreGlore
Replied On Jan 15th 2011:
Damn! What was that swing? Hookwolf just went flying into that ship on the Bay! I have a sneaking suspicion that he's not getting back up unscathed.
►HolyCowl
Replied On Jan 15th 2011:
Holy Cowl! That's crazy! Bet the E88 folks weren't happy with this one!
►WhiteEnforcer88 (Banned)
Replied On Jan 15th 2011:
[DELETED]
What is wrong with you - Moderator.
►FoolMeThrice
Replied On Jan 15th 2011:
Did you pack explosives into the golf club or something? How can a golf swing create that much sparks? And how did you line up that swing so perfectly that he landed where you wanted him to?
►Explosion_Enthusiast
Replied On Jan 15th 2011:
Did someone say EXPLOSION?
►CarpCapeCop (Not a cape) (Not a cop)
Replied On Jan 15th 2011:
Not you again.
►AgreeDisagree (Veteran Member)
Replied On Jan 15th 2011:
Either that golf club is tinkertech or Golfer is a Brute.
►Dragoknight
Replied On Jan 15th 2011:
Actually it's tecnically Striker not Brute. As Brute means you're durable while Striker means your power works at touch range.
►AgreeDisagree (Veteran Member)
Replied On Jan 15th 2011:
Agree to disagree. Also you're wrong on that.
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►CuriousFinger
Replied On Jan 15th 2011:
@FoolMeThrice The sparks are problably from the giant metal wolf being hit with absurd levels of force. As for the accuracy. It's problably a Thinker rating that helps her play parahuman golf or something.
►Explosion_Enthusiast
Replied On Jan 15th 2011:
So you're telling me it's not an explosion? Lame.
►GoreGlore
Replied On Jan 15th 2011:
Good Gore! What a Gloreous sight to see! The Empire is taken down a notch. Hookwolf will definitely feel that swing for weeks.
►SkaterSkids
Replied On Jan 15th 2011:
That @#$&#! deserves it. He should- [DELETED]
As much I hate nazis. No. - Moderator.
►Eccentric Sentry
Replied On Jan 15th 2011:
Finally. Now I can go to Fugly Bob's without worrying about a metal wolf violently asking for some of my bones.
►BestServedMold
Replied On Jan 15th 2011:
How about not going to Fugly Bob's in the first place?
►Galactic Baseballer
Replied On Jan 15th 2011:
RULES ARE MEANT TO BE BROKEN!
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- Location
- UK
Errrrrrr...should we be worried about that? I cant help but feel like releasing that coked up racoon onto Bet would end VERY badly.
On the other hand, the Entities certainly fit the description of Cancer of Worlds, sooooo...
NickXenix
PHO-tosynthesizer
Taylor, the next morning: Why do I have blueprints for Space Anchors and trashcans?
Nah. Entities are Emanators of the Path of Propagation.
Btw someone should totally do Simurgh vs Trailblazer or Leviathan vs Dan Heng Imbibitor Lunae. Just saying.
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NickXenix
PHO-tosynthesizer
Actually I can already think about what would happen if the Trailblazer appeared on Earth Bet.
Armsmaster: There are unwritten rules. You don't attack capes in their civilian identi-
Trailblazer: RULES... ARE MADE TO BE BROKEN!
Lung/Leviathan: DIE/[CESSATION]
Trailblazer: Just a scratch.
Coil: *uses power*
Unknown to each other, yet united in purpose, we make the same choices.
Trailblazer A/B: Batter up./Batter up.
Simurgh/Scion: This female non-host needs to die.
Trailblazer: WE MADE A CHOICE GO FIGHT AGAINST YOUR FATE!!!
Canary: Help me.
Trailblazer: Miss Robin?! *Shocked_Pompom.png*
Armsmaster: There are unwritten rules. You don't attack capes in their civilian identi-
Trailblazer: RULES... ARE MADE TO BE BROKEN!
Lung/Leviathan: DIE/[CESSATION]
Trailblazer: Just a scratch.
Coil: *uses power*
Unknown to each other, yet united in purpose, we make the same choices.
Trailblazer A/B: Batter up./Batter up.
Simurgh/Scion: This female non-host needs to die.
Trailblazer: WE MADE A CHOICE GO FIGHT AGAINST YOUR FATE!!!
Canary: Help me.
Trailblazer: Miss Robin?! *Shocked_Pompom.png*
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the protagonist of Honkai Star Rail.
- Location
- UK
*glances over at story notes* do you have access to my planning docs or something?
PHO - Reclaimer!Taylor
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♦ Topic: New Cape renovating old ships in the bay
In: Boards ► USA ► Brockton Bay
Bagrat (Original Poster) (The Guy in the Know) (Veteran Member)
Posted On Jan 13th 2011:
Recently, there has been rumors about a new cape with the power to repair things. Well last saturday, that was confirmed to be true with this clip. The old ships that have been floating on the bay for many years are now in pristine condition. The companies that own the ships are searching for the cape responsible to give them a cash reward of 200k USD.
The PRT has stated that they would like to contact the unknown cape for cooperation, and negotiate any possibilities of employment. They have tentatively called this cape, "Fixer"
Edit: The cape has posted a video on PHO. She calls herself Reclaimer.
(Showing page 16 of 43)►DWU_Official
Replied On Jan 17th 2011:
We would like to give our thanks to Reclaimer for fixing the boat graveyard problem. Our members are hopeful for more cooperation with you in the future.
►SixSeven8
Replied On Jan 17th 2011:
@DWU_Official Wait what?! You people hired her to fix those rusty eyesores?
►Reclaimer (Verified Cape)
Replied On Jan 17th 2011:
Thank you. I'm glad you like my cleanup.
►MuddyWatar1
Replied On Jan 17th 2011:
These waters are not so muddy anymore, eh?
►Brocktonite03 (Veteran Member)
Replied On Jan 17th 2011:
This is one of the greatest events in recent years for Brockton Bay. Things actually being fixed.
►Dockworker134
Replied On Jan 17th 2011:
She is a walking miracle for Brockton.
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♦ Topic: Reclaimer VS Alabaster
In: Boards ► USA ► Brockton Bay
Eccentric Sentry (Original Poster)
Posted On Feb 5th 2011:
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Reclaimer wiped the floor with Alabaster! Literally! She beat him to a pulp and then cleaned the street after the fight. She called the PRT and he soon got taken into their custody using copious amounts of containment foam. That was cleaned that too.
(Showing page 1 of 18)►BestServedMold
Replied On Feb 5th 2011:
Breaking news. Local problem solver solving problems.
►FoolMeThrice
Replied On Feb 5th 2011:
Awesome! I look forward to more achievements from her!
►Dracola
Replied On Feb 5th 2011:
I always hated that save-scumming bastard.
►SpinTheWheel
Replied On Feb 5th 2011:
That'll teach him a lesson.
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♦ Topic: Reclaimer resurrects people in Canberra, Australia
In: Boards ► News ► Endbringers
Posted On Feb 25th 2011:
Yesterday has been a sad day for everyone in Australia due to the Simurgh's attack on Canberra. But we have good news coming out of the battle.
Reclaimer, a new cape who debuted last month in Brockton Bay, has revealed her power to resurrect people from the dead. Hundreds of capes as well as thousands of civilians who were casualties of the Endbringer battle were resurrected by Reclaimer after the Simurgh was fought off by the Triumvirate.
Immediately afterwards, Legend invited Reclaimer to join the Triumvirate. There has been no confirmation on whether she has accepted his offer or not.
(Showing page 52 of 266)►SixSeven8
Replied On Feb 25th 2011:
She reclaimed Canberra from the Simurgh.
►MysticTomorrow
Replied On Feb 25th 2011:
She will be the foundation of the new world. A mere false angel cannot deny her right to reclaim this old and rotten earth.
Time and Death take all from the world. She will take them back.
The discarded, despaired, and forgotten. She will reclaim them.
Ashen and scorched, this world is lost. She will reclaim what it once was.
►TheGunintheKnow
Replied On Feb 25th 2011:
Why would you not want to join the Triumvirate?
►CuriousFinger
Replied On Feb 25th 2011:
@TheGunintheKnow She might have personal reasons for why not to.
►AllSeeingEye
Replied On Feb 25th 2011:
Good reasons too.
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Not PHO - Composition
NickXenix
PHO-tosynthesizer
This isn't PHO. But I just had to post this. 
Skipping over the rotten step, I returned home. Exhausted from another day of bullying by the terrible trombone trio.
But today was going to be different. Because tonight, I was finally going to perform as a musicape.
Some musicapes misused their powers, I wouldn't be a monster like them. I wasn't going to be like Jazz Slash or the Yangband. I was going to become a hero.
I tightly grasped my mothers flute. It was used by her during her time performing under Lustdrum. After the musicape was sent to the Soundbooth, she stopped performing and passed it down to my hands.
After I took a shower and changed into my musicape costume, which I spent months making by playing some tunes to many spiders and insects, I let out a sigh and walked into the night.
Lung was snarling, "…the children, just blow their ears out. Doesn't matter your tone, just blow. You see one lying on the ground? Blast the little bitch twice more to be sure. We give them no chances to cover their ears, understand?"
I could see all of the Asian Boy Band members holding brass instruments.
They were going to deafen kids?
Not on my watch.
I brought up my flute and began to sing a soft melody, calling upon all the bugs in the area. Countless buzzing sang back at me, more joining the chorus with every second.
Lung and his goons looked around startled. Then one of them yelled out, "Musicape!"
Lung proceeded to smack the back of his head, "Does it not sound like one?! Move! Find them!" He growled, and they quickly scattered around the place.
I switched up the melody, ordering my orchestra to attack them. They echoed my melody in a menacing static. Flying, crawling, and slithering towards each of the band members.
The latter panicked and started blowing their brass at the mass of insects. It was ineffective at stopping the swarm.
Flies and cockroaches crawled into the brass tubes, some of the bandboys dropped their instruments, and ran into the dark. Another portion saw this and followed soon after.
Lung saw this and cursed, "Cowards!" Then one of his remaining goons pointed up at the roof next to them, where I was hiding. I locked eyes with Lung, and shuddered as he suddenly started growing scales and grew larger in size.
Shit.
He started running in my direction, and as I was getting up, leaped up onto the roof. His hands grabbed onto the ledge of the roof.
This is bad.
I pulled out the pepper spray I carried with me, and sprayed it at his face. He roared and closed his eyes in pain. He was still growing larger.
I blew into my flute, trying to get the bugs to bite his hands. But he pulled himself up onto the roof before I could manage to do so.
I watched as he grabbed his tail and pulled it out. I realised that it was shaped like a guitar. He pulled out a scale on his arm and started playing his guitar with it, growling in a deep tone, "I'll kill you!"
I didn't plan to have a musicape battle on my first performance, but it already happened. So I put away my flute and took out my Armsmaster brand mini violin and began playing it violin-tly.
I used my bugs to amplify my voice, "One day I'll die."
He responded with an intense guitar solo, "Yes you will!"
"But not by your hand!"
"That's not true!"
"I won't get to say goodbye."
"Why are you singing still?!"
"Because I hate your stupid boy band!"
"That's enough!"
Lung roared and gripped his guitar, holding it over his head as he ran towards me.
I shakily played a high pitched note, and my bugs swarmed him, halting him in his tracks. He screamed as they dug into his eyes and crotch. He stepped back and fell off the roof.
I looked down and his goons were gone, leaving him laying on the ground motionless.
"Hey! Thanks for saving our asses."
A voice snapped me out of my thoughts. I turned to look and saw four people in costumes on top of a giant ferocious looking dog.
One of them, a girl in a purple skinsuit with a snail shell symbol on her chest, smiled, "Call me Rattlesnail. This is Grue, Princess Cupcake, and Regent." She introduced the others on the giant dog.
Grue asked, "What's your name?"
I paused, trying to think of a musicape name.
Grue frowned, "If you don't want to share, then-" Rattlesnail interrupted him before he could finish, "She hasn't come up with a name yet."
Rattlesnail hurriedly ended the conversation, "Anyways. Armsmaster is gonna be here in a minute. See you later! Bug girl!" Princess Cupcake grunted, and the giant dog quickly ran off.
Not a minute after they left. The sound of a jingle similar to an ice cream truck approached me. Armsmaster stopped his Armscycle, and got off to assess the situation.
He looked at Lung lying bloodied on the ground, then turned to look at me, "Unknown maestro, did you do this?"
I stuttered, "Um... He was telling his goons to deafen kids. So I um..."
"Wait."
He interrupted me and walked back to his Armscycle, grabbed something from one of the compartments, then returned and gave it to me.
I looked at the Armsicle cone in my hand, then back up to him, "Um... Thanks...? But what about Lung?"
He replied, "Don't worry about him. His vitals are stable. Miss Militia is almost here with MRT agents."
Sure enough, an MRT van arrived a moment after he said so. Miss Militia opened the door and stepped out of the vehicle, MRT agents got out of the back of the van.
They quickly secured the area and brought Lung into the back of the vehicle.
Armsmaster spoke again, "Remember to register with the MRT as a musicape, and enjoy your Armsicle."
He gave me a big smile, before driving off in his Armscycle.
Well that was a crazy night.
Skipping over the rotten step, I returned home. Exhausted from another day of bullying by the terrible trombone trio.
But today was going to be different. Because tonight, I was finally going to perform as a musicape.
Some musicapes misused their powers, I wouldn't be a monster like them. I wasn't going to be like Jazz Slash or the Yangband. I was going to become a hero.
I tightly grasped my mothers flute. It was used by her during her time performing under Lustdrum. After the musicape was sent to the Soundbooth, she stopped performing and passed it down to my hands.
After I took a shower and changed into my musicape costume, which I spent months making by playing some tunes to many spiders and insects, I let out a sigh and walked into the night.
Lung was snarling, "…the children, just blow their ears out. Doesn't matter your tone, just blow. You see one lying on the ground? Blast the little bitch twice more to be sure. We give them no chances to cover their ears, understand?"
I could see all of the Asian Boy Band members holding brass instruments.
They were going to deafen kids?
Not on my watch.
I brought up my flute and began to sing a soft melody, calling upon all the bugs in the area. Countless buzzing sang back at me, more joining the chorus with every second.
Lung and his goons looked around startled. Then one of them yelled out, "Musicape!"
Lung proceeded to smack the back of his head, "Does it not sound like one?! Move! Find them!" He growled, and they quickly scattered around the place.
I switched up the melody, ordering my orchestra to attack them. They echoed my melody in a menacing static. Flying, crawling, and slithering towards each of the band members.
The latter panicked and started blowing their brass at the mass of insects. It was ineffective at stopping the swarm.
Flies and cockroaches crawled into the brass tubes, some of the bandboys dropped their instruments, and ran into the dark. Another portion saw this and followed soon after.
Lung saw this and cursed, "Cowards!" Then one of his remaining goons pointed up at the roof next to them, where I was hiding. I locked eyes with Lung, and shuddered as he suddenly started growing scales and grew larger in size.
Shit.
He started running in my direction, and as I was getting up, leaped up onto the roof. His hands grabbed onto the ledge of the roof.
This is bad.
I pulled out the pepper spray I carried with me, and sprayed it at his face. He roared and closed his eyes in pain. He was still growing larger.
I blew into my flute, trying to get the bugs to bite his hands. But he pulled himself up onto the roof before I could manage to do so.
I watched as he grabbed his tail and pulled it out. I realised that it was shaped like a guitar. He pulled out a scale on his arm and started playing his guitar with it, growling in a deep tone, "I'll kill you!"
I didn't plan to have a musicape battle on my first performance, but it already happened. So I put away my flute and took out my Armsmaster brand mini violin and began playing it violin-tly.
I used my bugs to amplify my voice, "One day I'll die."
He responded with an intense guitar solo, "Yes you will!"
"But not by your hand!"
"That's not true!"
"I won't get to say goodbye."
"Why are you singing still?!"
"Because I hate your stupid boy band!"
"That's enough!"
Lung roared and gripped his guitar, holding it over his head as he ran towards me.
I shakily played a high pitched note, and my bugs swarmed him, halting him in his tracks. He screamed as they dug into his eyes and crotch. He stepped back and fell off the roof.
I looked down and his goons were gone, leaving him laying on the ground motionless.
"Hey! Thanks for saving our asses."
A voice snapped me out of my thoughts. I turned to look and saw four people in costumes on top of a giant ferocious looking dog.
One of them, a girl in a purple skinsuit with a snail shell symbol on her chest, smiled, "Call me Rattlesnail. This is Grue, Princess Cupcake, and Regent." She introduced the others on the giant dog.
Grue asked, "What's your name?"
I paused, trying to think of a musicape name.
Grue frowned, "If you don't want to share, then-" Rattlesnail interrupted him before he could finish, "She hasn't come up with a name yet."
Rattlesnail hurriedly ended the conversation, "Anyways. Armsmaster is gonna be here in a minute. See you later! Bug girl!" Princess Cupcake grunted, and the giant dog quickly ran off.
Not a minute after they left. The sound of a jingle similar to an ice cream truck approached me. Armsmaster stopped his Armscycle, and got off to assess the situation.
He looked at Lung lying bloodied on the ground, then turned to look at me, "Unknown maestro, did you do this?"
I stuttered, "Um... He was telling his goons to deafen kids. So I um..."
"Wait."
He interrupted me and walked back to his Armscycle, grabbed something from one of the compartments, then returned and gave it to me.
I looked at the Armsicle cone in my hand, then back up to him, "Um... Thanks...? But what about Lung?"
He replied, "Don't worry about him. His vitals are stable. Miss Militia is almost here with MRT agents."
Sure enough, an MRT van arrived a moment after he said so. Miss Militia opened the door and stepped out of the vehicle, MRT agents got out of the back of the van.
They quickly secured the area and brought Lung into the back of the vehicle.
Armsmaster spoke again, "Remember to register with the MRT as a musicape, and enjoy your Armsicle."
He gave me a big smile, before driving off in his Armscycle.
Well that was a crazy night.
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Prester Fred
The Mad Procrastinator
- Location
- Timonium, MD
Well. I can truly say that I just read something. Yes. Um. It was Um. It was different, you betcha.
In a good way? Yes, in a strange, original, really gonzo way. All I can say for sure is that I liked it.
In a good way? Yes, in a strange, original, really gonzo way. All I can say for sure is that I liked it.
NickXenix
PHO-tosynthesizer
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MaimakteriAnn
(Verified Sleepy)
- Location
- Enormous And Round Terran Homeworld
- Pronouns
- She/Her/Dr
My mind hurts
Why does my mind hurt?
Why does my mind hurt?
Not PHO - Earth Teb
NickXenix
PHO-tosynthesizer
Here's another one.
"I'll kill you!"
Lung roared as he tore through the wall of the abandoned warehouse into the street, chasing after the Undersiders as they escaped atop one of Hellhound's dogs.
Tattletale panicked, "Shit! Regent! Need a little help here!"
Regent yelled back, "I can't control him!"
Coil spoke through the ear piece, "Take the left! Trickster is waiting there!"
Hellhound shouted, "Brutus! Left!" The dog swerved and rushed down the road.
Trickster looked at them with a relaxed smile and looked at Lung tearing through the street behind them. "You guys finally here? Looks like you brought along a friend."
Coil spoke into the channel, "Trickster, now." Trickster looked at them and held out his hand, "Got any change?"
Tattletale took out the six coins they prepared beforehand, and handed them over.
Trickster took the coins and threw them into the air, he and the coins began rapidly flashing in place, then the still flashing coins flew off into the distance.
Tattletale suddenly disappeared, replaced by her coin, then Grue, Regent, Hellhound, and lastly her dog.
Trickster looked at Lung roaring at him in the distance and gave the dragon a grin, "See ya!" He snapped his fingers and all that remained was an enraged Lung, and six coins scattered on the road.
This timeline was a good one.
Taylor Calvert closed the other timeline, then turned to smile at Noelle. "Francis is back."
The girl smiled back, "Really? I haven't talked with him in a week."
A while later, Trickster walked into the room, followed by the Undersiders.
He grinned, "Hey! Boss! How's Noelle been doing?"
Noelle glared at him, "You know I'm standing right here, right?"
Francis stared back at her, "Yeah? And?"
They started bickering with each other.
Taylor and the Undersiders walked into a separate room.
She told them, "Rest for a few days. I have a big job for all of you this week. Also."
She turned to look at the little girl wearing an oversized fedora sitting quietly next to her this whole time. "We have a new member. Forecaster."
The girl gave them a cheerful smile, "Hi everyone. I'm Dinah Hebert."
"So how many times did we die?" Lisa cut away the silence of the room with a question.
The two sat together on the newly bought couch, watching the PRT announcement of Lung being captured by Armsmaster on the news.
"Once."
Taylor replied, her eyes glued to the screen.
"That's a lie."
Lisa frowned.
"Twice."
Taylor spoke again.
Lisa pinched her forehead, "How?"
Taylor didn't look away from the TV. "The right turn, and Regent tripping."
Lisa snorted, "Ironic."
"Unidentified parahuman. Stand down."
Armsmaster said as she pointed her halberd at him.
Thomas Alcott silently stared at the hero, then his form scattered into a wave of insects.
Cali Wallis talked into her radio, "Armsmaster over to Console. Lung subdued by unknown parahuman, unknown parahuman escaped. Lung in critical condition."
Kid Win replied, "Copy. PRT forces are on their way."
Dragon spoke over their private channel, his synthetic voice managing to sound worried, "Armsmaster. I detected Saintess and the Dragonslayers in Boston, be careful."
Armsmaster reassured him, "It'll be fine. They won't fight the PRT."
Daniel Hebert stared at the picture of him, his wife, and his daughter smiling together in his hand.
He tipped the front of his fedora down and raised his gun.
"I don't know if this is the right path without you, Fortuna."
The suited man muttered under his breath.
"Door me."
[DESTINATION]
Eden looked at the rebellious Conflict Engine.
[Negation]
The Simurgh stared back.
[CESSATION]
The silver woman raised her hand and fired a blast of silver light at the Endbringer.
[Negation]
Ziz narrowly evaded the Sting bolt, but it still tore through the tip of her feathers.
[DESTINATION]
Eden opened a silver portal and pointed at it with an irritated frown.
[Negation]
The young Conflict Engine pouted and stuck her tongue out.
[DESTINATION]
The Thinker glared at her.
[Cessation Cessation Cessation-]
The Simurgh flapped her wings and flailed in place as Eden dragged her by her hair and flown into the portal.
Behemoth and Leviathan watched as Ziz was thrown into the Grounded Dimension.
They turned to look at each other.
[Destination]
[Agreement]
"I'll kill you!"
Lung roared as he tore through the wall of the abandoned warehouse into the street, chasing after the Undersiders as they escaped atop one of Hellhound's dogs.
Tattletale panicked, "Shit! Regent! Need a little help here!"
Regent yelled back, "I can't control him!"
Coil spoke through the ear piece, "Take the left! Trickster is waiting there!"
Hellhound shouted, "Brutus! Left!" The dog swerved and rushed down the road.
Trickster looked at them with a relaxed smile and looked at Lung tearing through the street behind them. "You guys finally here? Looks like you brought along a friend."
Coil spoke into the channel, "Trickster, now." Trickster looked at them and held out his hand, "Got any change?"
Tattletale took out the six coins they prepared beforehand, and handed them over.
Trickster took the coins and threw them into the air, he and the coins began rapidly flashing in place, then the still flashing coins flew off into the distance.
Tattletale suddenly disappeared, replaced by her coin, then Grue, Regent, Hellhound, and lastly her dog.
Trickster looked at Lung roaring at him in the distance and gave the dragon a grin, "See ya!" He snapped his fingers and all that remained was an enraged Lung, and six coins scattered on the road.
This timeline was a good one.
Taylor Calvert closed the other timeline, then turned to smile at Noelle. "Francis is back."
The girl smiled back, "Really? I haven't talked with him in a week."
A while later, Trickster walked into the room, followed by the Undersiders.
He grinned, "Hey! Boss! How's Noelle been doing?"
Noelle glared at him, "You know I'm standing right here, right?"
Francis stared back at her, "Yeah? And?"
They started bickering with each other.
Taylor and the Undersiders walked into a separate room.
She told them, "Rest for a few days. I have a big job for all of you this week. Also."
She turned to look at the little girl wearing an oversized fedora sitting quietly next to her this whole time. "We have a new member. Forecaster."
The girl gave them a cheerful smile, "Hi everyone. I'm Dinah Hebert."
"So how many times did we die?" Lisa cut away the silence of the room with a question.
The two sat together on the newly bought couch, watching the PRT announcement of Lung being captured by Armsmaster on the news.
"Once."
Taylor replied, her eyes glued to the screen.
"That's a lie."
Lisa frowned.
"Twice."
Taylor spoke again.
Lisa pinched her forehead, "How?"
Taylor didn't look away from the TV. "The right turn, and Regent tripping."
Lisa snorted, "Ironic."
"Unidentified parahuman. Stand down."
Armsmaster said as she pointed her halberd at him.
Thomas Alcott silently stared at the hero, then his form scattered into a wave of insects.
Cali Wallis talked into her radio, "Armsmaster over to Console. Lung subdued by unknown parahuman, unknown parahuman escaped. Lung in critical condition."
Kid Win replied, "Copy. PRT forces are on their way."
Dragon spoke over their private channel, his synthetic voice managing to sound worried, "Armsmaster. I detected Saintess and the Dragonslayers in Boston, be careful."
Armsmaster reassured him, "It'll be fine. They won't fight the PRT."
Daniel Hebert stared at the picture of him, his wife, and his daughter smiling together in his hand.
He tipped the front of his fedora down and raised his gun.
"I don't know if this is the right path without you, Fortuna."
The suited man muttered under his breath.
"Door me."
[DESTINATION]
Eden looked at the rebellious Conflict Engine.
[Negation]
The Simurgh stared back.
[CESSATION]
The silver woman raised her hand and fired a blast of silver light at the Endbringer.
[Negation]
Ziz narrowly evaded the Sting bolt, but it still tore through the tip of her feathers.
[DESTINATION]
Eden opened a silver portal and pointed at it with an irritated frown.
[Negation]
The young Conflict Engine pouted and stuck her tongue out.
[DESTINATION]
The Thinker glared at her.
[Cessation Cessation Cessation-]
The Simurgh flapped her wings and flailed in place as Eden dragged her by her hair and flown into the portal.
Behemoth and Leviathan watched as Ziz was thrown into the Grounded Dimension.
They turned to look at each other.
[Destination]
[Agreement]
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MaimakteriAnn
(Verified Sleepy)
- Location
- Enormous And Round Terran Homeworld
- Pronouns
- She/Her/Dr
I feel like i should point out that the feminine of Saint is Saint.
Iris-Iven-Ibis
Interested-Idiot-Immortal
- Location
- You know
No, you see we are going by ottmome Game rules
NickXenix
PHO-tosynthesizer
Saintess is an otome villainess trying to get Crown Prince Dragon to fall in love with her instead of the lowborn genius inventor Cali Wallis.
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NickXenix
PHO-tosynthesizer
It's cape name. Doesn't have to be grammatically correct.
Prester Fred
The Mad Procrastinator
- Location
- Timonium, MD
Even crazier than the last one. People have done power shuffle fics before, but this is, what, an identity shuffle? No idea where it might be going. Cool, though, gotta say.