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Chapter Thirty-Seven - Dawnstar - 3rd of Hearthfire 4E 201 - Umbra
Chapter Thirty-Seven - Dawnstar - 3rd of Hearthfire 4E 201 - Umbra

My rooms were practically kept with a sort of fanatic fervor that made me uncomfortable. The random bit or piece of dust and cobweb that had been in the cold corridors or halls we traversed wasn't simply absent, but utterly removed from existence. This room didn't have a speck of dust, or a single thread of webbing. There was an ample bed, large enough to fit three, or even four people, and shelves filled with various concoctions and potions. There were mannequins strapped with the most varied of clothes and armors. There were weapons kept within glass displays, and as I passed my eyes towards each of them, one caught my attention.

"Isn't that the scabbard of Mehrunes' razor?" I asked, turning my attention towards Babette, who had meanwhile closed the door with a click. Inwardly, I felt the need to summon a whistle. I had no idea why, but I just felt it would be wise if I did have a whistle while in a closed space containing a bed with Babette nearby.

"Taken from the cold corpse of a fool among fools," Babette replied. "His house burned. His remains left to the wolves to feast upon." She smiled candidly, "I do not tolerate any memories of that painful past, my Nibblekins." She whispered as she drew near, "Do you want to break in the bed?" she asked next with a sultry smile.

"No," I replied quite flatly. "I want to know what the plan is and when it will happen."

"The marriage's a week before the end of Frostfall, day more day less depending on how busy the bride-to-be wishes to get with her preparations," Babette replied with a long drawl. "It is ironic that she entertains her lover even now," the vampire chuckled. "A political marriage with a hint of foolishness, the kind of marriage no one will blame us for crashing. An arrow to the chest during her speech, we already have the maps drawn to get inside the temple's catacombs and make our way up." As she neared a table, she gestured to a set of thick scrolls, upon which were drawings of the Temple of the Divines' interior. "I have extensively scouted the place, and this balcony that overlooks the courtyard..."

"Yes, it's the perfect spot," I acquiesced with a nod, "Or there are always the ramparts further up," I continued without even looking. "There's a loose gargoyle that can be pushed down on the bride, she could be poisoned or sent into a Frenzy with magic..." I turned thoughtful, "But we aren't planning a simple assassination," I said. "We are planning our return."

Babette blinked. "My Nibblekins, is this going to be like that time you blew up Leyawiin's watch barracks?"

"I did that?" I replied.

"It sent the message about facing the Dark Brotherhood all right," Babette said. "The fires spread for a whole day."

"How did I do that?" I asked next, and Babette shrugged.

"You ordered three dozens of barrels of oil and gifted them to the barracks as a rich merchant. The poor guys didn't even know what to do with it, so they stored them everywhere. You stole an armor with a full-body helmet and trudged your way right inside, set it all on fire and then left through the window," Babette had a wistful look on her face. "You had such a passion and a drive for murder and unforeseen property damage that it warmed my heart," she sighed. "You asked me for an alchemy compound that would spread the flames faster. It was quite nice."

"No Rose of Sithis?" I asked, furrowing my brows.

Babette blinked. "Oh, you remembered Philidda's murder?" she smiled and neared her hand to my chest, tracing lazy circles, "We're getting there then my love! A few more memories, and you might even remember that passionate night in which we consumed our love for the first time!"

"I doubt that happened," I said, and as I said that, I could feel the air tense in the room. In front of me wasn't Babette, but some sort of rapidly angering apex predator.

Babette's eyes narrowed in an angry glare as she stared at me as if I were a fine piece of steak. "Fine, so maybe it didn't happen," she hissed out in the end. "But we can change that now. So why shouldn't we? There is nothing I wouldn't do for you. Everything you see around you is my work, my effort, and I gift it to you without asking for anything in return but your love. And yet you don't even bother praising me, or giving me the answer I seek."

"Babette," I said calmly, "We have better things to do, like planning a murder and convincing an Emperor to side with us."

Babette emitted a sort of animal-like growl, "There is truly no limit to cruelty when it comes to you, is there?"

I inclined my head to the side, "I am Sithis' herald," I spoke crisply. "There is no place for Love in the Void, if not that of the Mother for its Children."

Babette laughed coldly, shaking her head. "I cannot believe it," she made a small twirl, both arms wide as she gazed upwards. "Is this always the answer I'm going to get?" she pointed a finger in my direction. "You cannot forget. You haven't forgotten. You can't possibly have forgotten if that is the answer you give me right now!" she bared her teeth angrily. "I waited for you for hundreds of years!" she slammed her hand right against her chest, her fingers clenching tightly the spot above her heart. "I worked in the shadows, and witnessed the fall of the Brotherhood without saying a word! I knew how it would end because you told me, because you trusted in me, but...you only ever trusted in me as a colleague, but not as a lover, did you? My words to you, they meant nothing to your ears!"

I swallowed once, and then aptly shrugged. "I cannot speak for my past self."

"Don't give me that crap," Babette hissed, her other fist clenched. "You can't speak for him, but you are him. Take a guess, what would he say? What lies would he spout? Where did I fail that such cruel and wicked torments were reserved for the likes of me?" her eyes turned red, whether out of anger, or out of blood replacing tears as her eyes watered, I had no idea. "Speak! You are a Speaker, so you should speak, shouldn't you!?"

"You did a good job, Babette," I said hesitantly, my left hand resting on the display case behind me, "But that is all."

Her growling grew to a strong roar, and then it suddenly died out, replaced by a choke-like sound. She swallowed, and threw herself out of the door that she had closed beforehand by literally crashing through it, shattering it apart and running away down the corridor. I turned my back on the shattered door, and took a long look at the blades in the collection.

They were all reverently kept in order, and some of them I even recognized. There was Chorrol's Honorblade, a few Akaviri blades, a couple of mean-looking daggers made of Ebony with golden engravings, and a few neat-looking bows whose names eluded me.

The daggers were clearly Blades of Woe, and multiple ones at that. Chorrol's Honorblade was bizarre in the ensemble, but perhaps there was an explanation behind it.

As I neared a table with two chairs placed one next to the other, I realized there were a few books on the typical arguments of the Dark Brotherhood, as well as a few old leather-bound ones that had seen centuries of use, and yet were still functional.

"To my lovely bride of the dark, may your fangs stay sharp forever," I muttered as I read the words inked on the first page as an autograph. "Uh, Umbra...past-me," I grumbled. "You could have left me with instructions to follow about what to do with Babette here. I mean, I'm not going to do anything without permission," I sighed as I opened the drawers, remaining surprised at the amount of clean paper and ink bottles that filled them. Perhaps Babette had prepared the desk for me to write on?

It was kind of thoughtfully nice for her.

Still, at the same time, I couldn't act on such kindness, because it was directed at the wrong person. If only my memories returned, all of them, then perhaps I'd do things differently. As it was, wasn't I merely a thief stealing the place of my past-self? I shook my head and headed to open the chest by the bed's feet. Quite calmly, I pulled out what could only be described as makeshift cat-ears, but I was pretty sure they where Khajiiti ears ripped and embalmed. I gingerly put them back shuddering in disgust, ignoring the rest of the stuff within and closing the chest with a sordid click.

"Speaker...your door is broken," a cloaked figure spoke from behind me, an acolyte hesitantly looking into the room with a curious expression.

"Indeed it is," I replied nonchalantly, turning to stand up. "Have it repaired."

"Yes, Speaker," the acolyte spoke crisply, bowing and leaving with barely a sound. I turned my eyes to the bed's sides, where twin bed drawers stood. I opened the first, and quite indignantly ignored the potions that held on pictures of bulls and...depravity, and moved to the other, where a set of jingling keys finally welcomed me.

Honestly, what use is a weapon if you leave it in a display case?

It took me a few more minutes, but I did manage to get myself one of the Blades of Woe and the Chorrol Honorblade. Hopefully these pieces of ancient history wouldn't melt like the rest at the sight of dragon flame, and if they did, then I'd need to get more.

Funnily enough, I wouldn't have minded a full set of Ebony Armor, but there wasn't any to go around. The Honorblade would have to do. My armor had taken a brutal hit, and as I found myself staring at the somber-looking black robes of a Speaker of the Dark Brotherhood, I couldn't help but avert my gaze. Yes, yes I could and should wear them, but until that moment the Divines had guided my every act. Was it right to wear this, and not one of the simpler looking armors?

Honestly, by this point I was wondering which of the two sides was right, and which was wrong, and what was the correct path that didn't end with me dying horribly, if there was even death on the table and not eternal torture. Was Sithis really throwing me back here every single time I died? Was it the blessing of the Divines that did it? Or did the Divines perhaps wish for me to be here, to take on the robes and clad myself in them?

In the end, I opted for a compromise.

The black cowl of the Dark Brotherhood covered my face as I wore the robes as a mantle of sorts to cover the broken armor beneath it. Nobody was going to bother my fashion statement, I was the Speaker after all, wasn't I?

"Speaker...we must talk," the eerie voice of the Night Mother reached my ears, and as it did, I began to walk towards the main hall.

Hopefully the Night Mother would know more of what was going on.

Now, how to ask her without giving up my game was another matter entirely.
 
Umbra's cruelty is truly impressive.
And one could say well deserved. For as much as her tears garner sympathy we face a bloodthirsty murderess wretch. Happy and joyfully so every bit a daughter of Cold Harbor and Child of Sithis save that she cannot take what she truly wants but then again that is only something that can be given.

A Perfect Torment of a deserving soul. Now if only her existence didn't drain the lives of greater worthies.
 
You know, I have never met an Italian that also never took an opportunity to be with a willing lady. I get your reasoning, but she knew you had lost your memories and didn't care.

To quote what one Italian guy I knew told me,

Who do I have to thank for this, God or Satan? To answer that, I ask another question. Is she an angel or a devil?

Also, it's a common belief that excitement of various sorts can trigger memories from amnesia.

So far one of the few sorts of...excitement...Umbra has yet to experience is sex.

Like, you might have the key to your memories right in front of you. :V
 
Does Umbra really want his memories back? It sounds like his past self is philosphocally opposed to his present.

I'm not sure about Skyrim, but in many settings Vampires are cold dead bodies.
 
Science disapproves Shade. Science says "Babette x Umbra = OTP"
It's cool though, Science knows the truth:
 
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Man, old Shade is a jerk. I can accept new Shade wanting to keep Babette at arm's length even if he's sticking with the plan because this whole situation is like spinning plates, but old Shade set this all up and actively dealt with Brotherhood old Shade should also have been a little more considerate about dealing with her. Clear rejection while also not stringing her along, or alternatively hey if you're already dealing with a weird evil organization and planning assassinations what's wrong with getting close to a vampire that's pretty great at self-control and compromise. Like, she seems pretty nice, relatively speaking.
 
You know, I have never met an Italian that also never took an opportunity to be with a willing lady. I get your reasoning, but she knew you had lost your memories and didn't care.

I knew an Italian who wasn't like that. He wasn't religious or anything either, he was a fairly anti-religious, hedonistic sort. He just didn't want to have sex with girls he wasn't in a relationship with, and was fairly stand-offish about getting into relationships with girls he didn't know and wasn't friends with. Odd for a hedonist, but it's who he is.


Also, the best reason for not fucking the fuckcrazy vampire fiend who smashes faces in and nails them to walls, is because she's a fuckcrazy vampire fiend who smashes faces in and nails them to walls. There's a difference between fuckcrazy and Morticia Addams. Morticia never would have done that to Gomez, and I think she's where most people get their vampire fetish. Certainly where I got mine.
 
I knew an Italian who wasn't like that. He wasn't religious or anything either, he was a fairly anti-religious, hedonistic sort. He just didn't want to have sex with girls he wasn't in a relationship with, and was fairly stand-offish about getting into relationships with girls he didn't know and wasn't friends with. Odd for a hedonist, but it's who he is.


Also, the best reason for not fucking the fuckcrazy vampire fiend who smashes faces in and nails them to walls, is because she's a fuckcrazy vampire fiend who smashes faces in and nails them to walls. There's a difference between fuckcrazy and Morticia Addams. Morticia never would have done that to Gomez, and I think she's where most people get their vampire fetish. Certainly where I got mine.

(Shrugs)

Who doesn't have issues in Skyrim?

Our morals don't match the morals of a world like that, let alone dark age real world.
 
There's a difference between "issues" and being a mass murderer, who desecrates the body, and serves Sithis. Especially since he might be interested in the True Empress of Tamriel. The difference is more noticeable when you're living in the world, than merely playing a character in it, from ours. Who knows how Babette might take such an action as a promise.

As you said, our morals don't match the morals of a world like that, let alone dark age real world. Sex might mean commitment there.

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HEY! Umbra is about to have a conversation with the Night Mother. He might be able to find out if the Night Mother knows if Sithis is Lorkhan.
 
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There's a difference between "issues" and being a mass murderer, who desecrates the body, and serves Sithis. Especially since he might be interested in the True Empress of Tamriel. The difference is more noticeable when you're living in the world, than merely playing a character in it, from ours. Who knows how Babette might take such an action as a promise.

As you said, our morals don't match the morals of a world like that, let alone dark age real world. Sex might mean commitment there.

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HEY! Umbra is about to have a conversation with the Night Mother. He might be able to find out if the Night Mother knows if Sithis is Lorkhan.

If I recall my lore right, Lorkhan was allied/worked for/created by Sithis/Padomey.
 
Babette: I'm going to hug you

Shade:


I don't think his harem participants CAN be happy. Unless it's at his expense.
 
There's a difference between "issues" and being a mass murderer, who desecrates the body, and serves Sithis.

No, that pretty much sums up issues.

What, you ever dated a Satanist before, have you? Minus the Murder (which is far more common place in a place like Skyrim) and vampirism, it's close enough if you ignore the age difference (which can be negated by Shade remembering his past.).

Especially since he might be interested in the True Empress of Tamriel.

Explain.

The difference is more noticeable when you're living in the world, than merely playing a character in it, from ours. Who knows how Babette might take such an action as a promise.

Anyone else available to my knowledge is practically a sibling, or 15 years old. I did not think that the Empress could be an option, so please explain that one.

As you said, our morals don't match the morals of a world like that, let alone dark age real world. Sex might mean commitment there.

(stares at chapters of Umbra's brothers having sex and not being commited.)

Like everywhere else, sex is what you make of it. Morally speaking christians in america disapprove of porn, yet are high consumers of it. When it comes to sex, morals will always take a step back and hypocriticy will try to get it's foot in the door.

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HEY! Umbra is about to have a conversation with the Night Mother. He might be able to find out if the Night Mother knows if Sithis is Lorkhan.

Good point! (Grabs popcorn)
 
No, that pretty much sums up issues.

What, you ever dated a Satanist before, have you? Minus the Murder (which is far more common place in a place like Skyrim) and vampirism, it's close enough if you ignore the age difference (which can be negated by Shade remembering his past.).
I was a Satanist for a time, before my ego overwhelmed any willingness to be a part of a religion that I didn't found and wasn't the prophet of. There's less murder in it than you'd think. It's not exactly the cult of Dagon.

Berry

Anyone else available to my knowledge is practically a sibling, or 15 years old. I did not think that the Empress could be an option, so please explain that one.
Berry is 15? I missed that in my read through.

But yes, the Colovian usurper is no Dragonborn, therefore he does not have the RIGHT to sit on that throne. The council were mistaken in their thoughts that they could impose their will on the Empire like that. All hail the Dovahkiin! And, as the Dovahkiin, I wholeheartedly agree that only I, the Dragonborn should be emperor. Anyone else who wants to keep me from my throne shall feel the full force of my Thu'um. I shall destroy the Summerset Isles, every heretic patrol of Thalmor, and if the Council does not immediately recognise my Imperial Majesty, they shall BURN!

(stares at chapters of Umbra's brothers having sex and not being commited.)
Yeah. I forgot about those chapters when I created that argument. Fine. She's a possessive monster who threatened Berry when she thought there was a chance that he'd want her.

Good point! (Grabs popcorn)
Yaarrrp. Time to grab out that caramel popcorn.
 
Chapter Thirty-Eight - Dawnstar - 3rd of Hearthfire 4E 201 - Umbra
Chapter Thirty-Eight - Dawnstar - 3rd of Hearthfire 4E 201 - Umbra

The Night Mother's mummified corpse stood with its arms folded within the stone sarcophagus, and five children' skeletons stood at her feet. There was fresh blood upon the children's bones, and while I saw no sight of Berry, I decided to take a page out of my Larping experiences and knelt with my head low.

"Sweet mother," I spoke in a hushed whisper, "I have come as ordered."

"My sweet child," the Night Mother crooned, and I felt fingers, phantom-like limbs, stretch out across my face, pass through my hair like a sickening oil-like tar and then move away, back from where they came from. "I missed your voice," she continued. "Sithis is proud. The blood you have spilled in his name pools into the Void, and he calls for you to take upon your shoulders greater deeds still." She grew briefly silent, and I understood she was asking if I was willing. This was quite honestly a rhetoric question. If the chief-in-everything-but-name asks you if you're ready, your answer is either yes or you gather your things and go home, and in the Dark Brotherhood, gathering your things usually meant death.

"I serve the Dark Brotherhood, sweet mother," I answered her unasked question. "How may I serve the will of Sithis?"

"The Listener listens, but listening is not enough. She must be sanctified in the name of the old rites. She must hear the sweet symphony of silence. She must witness the true color of the night. She must pledge loyalty to the Void and become a true Sister. And she must do so alone, Speaker," the Night Mother spoke, and I took a small breath.

"Perhaps I might need a refresher course, Sweet Mother. My memories are mostly gone of my past deeds. I wish to serve the Brotherhood to my utmost, and in retracing the steps...I might remember."

"No," the Night Mother spoke, her voice like a whip which lashes out against a cute little puppy making it yelp. It was a mixture of pain and agony, with sweet sorrow interlaced upon it. "You remember enough, Speaker. You will not coddle the Listener. Your desire to coddle is a weakness that does not aid the Dark Brotherhood, but weakens it. Your task which I now will assign you is another, greater still."

I had no doubts in my mind that it was going to either be an assassination, or some form of recruitment to be done. Well, I could also expect the random mission from the main affair, but...

"Purify the Falkreath sanctuary of all its inhabitants," the Night Mother spoke harshly, and with her voice came no doubt. "Their desires have failed to follow the will of Sithis. Take your Silencer, which is now despicably crying inside a coffin of a deceased Brother and purge all those that still live within it. Let none escape, or survive."

"Not even old Festus? He would love to follow the old ways," I spoke, only to actually bite my tongue, "Though perhaps his reward will come upon death to him?"

The Night Mother chuckled, a soft, eerily tarry chuckle that would have been better fit on a shark rather than on a mummified corpse. "Your silver tongue is the most powerful of your tools, Speaker."

"If I may ask," I said quite gingerly, "oh Unholy Matron, Sweet Mother of mine," I swallowed, "May all means be used to deal with the sanctuary?"

"No," the Night Mother replied, "Only through your Silencer and your blades of Woe must they meet their ends. They shall explain their guilt to Sithis, and receive eternal damnation, or reward, as it may be. No explosive oils, Speaker. The sanctuary must still be of use to the Brotherhood."

I chuckled nervously. "Sweet Mother...spies might have breached the secret password already."

"That is part of the reason for the purification of the sanctuary. Spare no one, lest their rot and treachery infiltrate the new Black Hand," the Sweet Mother hissed. "Once that is done, know that the passphrase shall change, for that is the will of Sithis. Bathe it in the blood of five children, and draw with it a pentagram upon which you shall call my name. Do so, and a new passphrase shall be created."

Right. Sure. Well, the orphanage would see my visit where I'd gather from five different children five vials of their blood without killing any of them. All right. That was the easy part. Now came the difficult one, I reckoned.

"If the Listener were to come to me for advice, would I be allowed to give it?" I asked.

"Only advice, Speaker," the Night Mother spoke. "I will not forgive you if you do anything more, no matter the sweet songs of love you may sing to quell my anger. Reminiscing of my love for Sithis is truly an underhanded way to ease my wrath."

Inwardly, I had no doubt that Past-Umbra needed to be hanged by his entrails. The image of a version of myself singing something cheesy like 'I will always love you' to a corpse-like dead was already making my spine tingle.

"But now go, Speaker. I longed to hear your sweet voice, and now that it has warmed my ears and my heart you have your duties to uphold. Tarry no longer in my presence, though your reluctance to part from my weary old bones is endearing in a child who wishes not to leave his mother's chest, you have tasks to fulfill," old-Umbra, I swear to the Nine Divines that whatever you said to this old lady better not be something I must regret in your stead.

"Yes, my sweet mother," I said, "Your will is my command. Hail Sithis."

With that said, I stood up and turned, sharply rushing at a fast pace towards the crypts where I hoped I'd be able to find Babette by following the sound of her sobbing and not the bloody remains of acolytes having gone to investigate the eerie sounds. I saw no signs of Berry, but we had probably missed each other by only a hair's breadth, and I reckoned she'd come look for counsel from the likes of me before departing for whatever mission she had to do.

It was as I was pondering on which of the many tunnels lead towards the catacombs that a ghostly figure appeared out from a nearby wall, beaming a smile and cackling gently. Somehow, the cackling was kind of familiar.

"Ah! Speaker Umbra!" the man extended his arms. "Such a long time has passed!"

I stared at the ghost. I stared and then blinked. "Lucien?"

"Indeed!" Lucien Lachance laughed as he gestured at himself, "Even in death I still serve, just as you told me while I exhaled my last breath!" he grinned as he drew nearer still, "To think I would be so blindsided...my folly is paid, and now I serve our Lord in the Void, but enough!" he smirked, "You have your duties, and I have mine. This new Listener, where is she?"

I shrugged, "No clue," I said. "I am looking for my Silencer. Have you heard her cry somewhere nearby?"

"Again?" Lucien sighed, even though as a ghost he really shouldn't have been able to sigh. "Is it some form of vindictive pleasure of yours to make other members of the Brotherhood cry? They are all servants of Sithis, and yet a few of your words has them act like simpering, spoiled babes." The ghost grumbled. "Go through that corridor. I heard the cries from within a coffin, but thought it an unusual mean of torture of our prisoners." He then stalked off, as silently as he had appeared.

"Ah, so it's not an isolated case," I muttered, "Must be something in my voice," I coughed gently, grating my throat a bit. "Whatever it is...Sheogorath, uh? Solitude. Well, I'll go there afterwards."

The plan was simple. I'd find Babette, order her to move us to the Falkreath's sanctuary, wait for night to fall and then proceed to kill everyone in their sleep.

And by proceed to kill, I meant I'd order Babette to do it while I closed my eyes, stuffed my ears, and did my utter best to ignore any of it while it happened and after it happened.

My plan hinged on forcing Babette to fall back on her beliefs in the Dark Brotherhood rather than some silly notion of love.

What could possibly go wrong after all?
 
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