My Brother's too good for you Skanks! Go Away! (Harem Anime Big Sister Quest)
- Thread starter undead frog
- Start date
- Original
Lord Scoro
Welding Dragon
- Location
- The void
[x] "Eh I'll think about it." Go back to relaxing, not stupid crab is going to ruin your trip.
I don't give a fuck
-[X] but if it gets to close to brother/ looks at him wrong it is lunch with a shell cracker punch to its face.
I don't give a fuck
-[X] but if it gets to close to brother/ looks at him wrong it is lunch with a shell cracker punch to its face.
What's the vote count?
There is one of eighteen, or so votes not cast for "[] "Eh I'll think about it." Go back to relaxing, not stupid crab is going to ruin your trip.".
You really don't care.
[x] Relax
"Eh" you shrug looking on as several magical girls arrive to do battle with the monster "I'll think about it."
"I AM MAGICAL PRINCESS TARTER SAUCE AND I AM HERE TO END YOU REIN OF TERROR VILE CRUSTACIAN!"
You really wish you could say that a tartar sauce themed magical girl is something strange to you but it just isn't.
"I AM MAGICAL WARRIOR ICE AGE AND I AM HERE TO STOP YOUR RAMPAGE STONE COLD!"
The second girl was is trying too hard to be cool.
"I DON'T HAVE ANY GOOD SPEECH TO GIVE BUT THE OTHERS ARE ALL SHOUTING SO I DECDED TO SHOUT TOO BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT TO BE LEFT OUT."
And that the last one is just sad.
SMASH!
SMASH
SMASH!
The earth shakes as the monster try's to smash the gathering team of magical girls that have come to do battle with it.
"Shouldn't we try and do something about that?" The former dark magical girls asks you.
You yawn "You can, I'm not vacation, if I got worked up over every stupid monster that crossed my path my hair would be turning grey right about now."
The magical girl looks rapidly between you and the monster clearly conflicted over what she's supposed to do.
"Girl" You say as minor irritation seeps into your voice. "If you want to go fight the evil clam monster go fight the evil clam monster, I'm not going to stop you."
The former dark magical girl nods rapidly before running off.
"Magical girls." You grunt "When they aren't fighting monsters they cause property damage for no reason and leave or they're so timid you can't hold up a decent conversation with them."
Your brother takes a monster "Uuuuuh sis shouldn't we try and do something." Such a sweet little brother you have.
Still you really he didn't join in yourself. "I don't think that would be a good idea lil bro. Remember the last crab monster you fought at a beach? The one that tore your shirt off?"
"Oh right" your brother winces. "Yeah I think I'm just going to sit this one out then."
Thank goodness, you are not in the mood to fight off a horde of smitten teenage girls, you got enough of that nonsense back in your home town.
The magical girls end up fighting the crab monster for a good three hours before finally managing to beat the stupid thing. You have to admit it was pretty funny watching them get smacked around by giant crab claws.
Nothing like slapstick to lighten the mood after all, especially when it isn't happening to you.
Still eventually all good things must come to an end.
It's time to get everyone packed up and ready to head home.
XXXXXXXXXXXX
On the way back you get plenty of complaints like "Aww did we have to leave so soon.", "Come on can't we stay a little longer", and "Never again shall I forgot to kill my totally not evil clam crab monster sandwich before taking it to a beach." But in the end they all fall in line.
Ah…….shame you have anger management tomorrow.
Who do you take control of during the PC's anger management?
[x] Her lil Bro
[x] Lexy
[x] Levean
[x] June
[x] BURNING PASSION
[x] Jane Greenwoods
"Eh" you shrug looking on as several magical girls arrive to do battle with the monster "I'll think about it."
"I AM MAGICAL PRINCESS TARTER SAUCE AND I AM HERE TO END YOU REIN OF TERROR VILE CRUSTACIAN!"
You really wish you could say that a tartar sauce themed magical girl is something strange to you but it just isn't.
"I AM MAGICAL WARRIOR ICE AGE AND I AM HERE TO STOP YOUR RAMPAGE STONE COLD!"
The second girl was is trying too hard to be cool.
"I DON'T HAVE ANY GOOD SPEECH TO GIVE BUT THE OTHERS ARE ALL SHOUTING SO I DECDED TO SHOUT TOO BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT TO BE LEFT OUT."
And that the last one is just sad.
SMASH!
SMASH
SMASH!
The earth shakes as the monster try's to smash the gathering team of magical girls that have come to do battle with it.
"Shouldn't we try and do something about that?" The former dark magical girls asks you.
You yawn "You can, I'm not vacation, if I got worked up over every stupid monster that crossed my path my hair would be turning grey right about now."
The magical girl looks rapidly between you and the monster clearly conflicted over what she's supposed to do.
"Girl" You say as minor irritation seeps into your voice. "If you want to go fight the evil clam monster go fight the evil clam monster, I'm not going to stop you."
The former dark magical girl nods rapidly before running off.
"Magical girls." You grunt "When they aren't fighting monsters they cause property damage for no reason and leave or they're so timid you can't hold up a decent conversation with them."
Your brother takes a monster "Uuuuuh sis shouldn't we try and do something." Such a sweet little brother you have.
Still you really he didn't join in yourself. "I don't think that would be a good idea lil bro. Remember the last crab monster you fought at a beach? The one that tore your shirt off?"
"Oh right" your brother winces. "Yeah I think I'm just going to sit this one out then."
Thank goodness, you are not in the mood to fight off a horde of smitten teenage girls, you got enough of that nonsense back in your home town.
The magical girls end up fighting the crab monster for a good three hours before finally managing to beat the stupid thing. You have to admit it was pretty funny watching them get smacked around by giant crab claws.
Nothing like slapstick to lighten the mood after all, especially when it isn't happening to you.
Still eventually all good things must come to an end.
It's time to get everyone packed up and ready to head home.
XXXXXXXXXXXX
On the way back you get plenty of complaints like "Aww did we have to leave so soon.", "Come on can't we stay a little longer", and "Never again shall I forgot to kill my totally not evil clam crab monster sandwich before taking it to a beach." But in the end they all fall in line.
Ah…….shame you have anger management tomorrow.
Who do you take control of during the PC's anger management?
[x] Her lil Bro
[x] Lexy
[x] Levean
[x] June
[x] BURNING PASSION
[x] Jane Greenwoods
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Slava Ukraini!
- Pronouns
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[x] BURNING PASSION
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- Location
- Magyarország
[x] BURNING PASSION
[X] Lexy
- Location
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[x] BURNING PASSION
- Location
- United States
[x] Lexy
[x] BURNING PASSION
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- Location
- Land of the Free
[x] Lexy
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[x] Jane Greenwoods
I'm curious as to why one of the PC's old friends is an option, and this is one of the few times we can access her. Maybe get her to move?
I'm curious as to why one of the PC's old friends is an option, and this is one of the few times we can access her. Maybe get her to move?