My Brother's too good for you Skanks! Go Away! (Harem Anime Big Sister Quest)

[x] Grab both your bro and Lexy before bailing out of there.
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE!
 
[x] Try talk to him, you might be able to stall him long enough for Strawberry to finish off the other and intervene.
-[x] Hit on the artifact spirit. That ought to occupy him real good.
 
[x] Grab both your bro and Lexy before bailing out of there.

We must protect our Tenents.
 
[x] Artifact spirits don't have any powers beyond enhanced strength and magic resistance, you might actually be able to take him.
Yes. Take him. Thats what we'll do.
 
Yes. Take him. Thats what we'll do.

I agree 100%.

[x] Blow your fucking top
[x] Artifact spirits don't have any powers beyond enhanced strength and magic resistance, you might actually be able to take him.
-[x] Suplex the spirit
-[x] Show that Vera or whatever the fuck her name is a piece of your fucking mind. Which is currently contained in your fists.

Oh Jesus, Thor, Buddha, Brahman, God-Emperor that sits on his golden throne, not this fucking shit again. First a magical girl blows a hole in your property and refuses to pay for damages, and then some magic skank with no sense of decent dress just ups and moves into your fucking building, putting her the closest in proximity a skank has ever come to your pure little brother, and even fucking intrudes upon your sacred sibling bonding time by tagging along in your shopping trip, and now these two bitches with no common courtesy just bust right into the middle of a perfectly good clothing shop and start a fight in public with no consideration for bystanders, and who now stand a chance of ruining your shopping trip (the parts that haven't yet been ruined by that skank, at least).

That's it, you've had enough of this shit. You have had ENOUGH of these MOTHERFUCKING MAGICAL GIRL CUNTS AND THEIR MOTHERFUCKING EVIL SORCERESS NEMESIS', AND YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH OF ALL THIS MAGIC SHIT GOING ALL UP IN YOUR FUCKING FACE! IT'S LIKE SHIT!

THAT'S RIGHT, YOU'RE GOING TO TAKE A SHIT, A BIG FUCKING STEAMING SHIT ON TOP OF ALL THESE FERRET-FUCKING BLISTER-CUNTED MYSTIC WHORES, AND THEN YOU ARE GOING TO BREAK THINGSBREAKTHINGSMURDERRAPEKILLDESTROYKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLEXTERMINATE.
 
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[x] punch his lights out I've had it with this fucking shit
--[X] go on a long winded rant about how fed up we are being interrupted by your stupid fights every time you go out to the city and about how all these scantily clad skanks shaking their booty at your little brother
 
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[x] Try talk to him, you might be able to stall him long enough for Strawberry to finish off the other and intervene.
-[x] Hit on the artifact spirit. That ought to occupy him real good.
--[x] Tell him he may prefer working under you instead *wink*
 
[x] Grab both your bro and Lexy before bailing out of there

"YOU GO CHANGE INTO SOMETHING ELSE RIGHT NOW!?" You scream covering your brother eyes in a desperate attempt to preserve his purity. "GOT GO BACK IN THEIR AND DON'T COME OUT UNTIL YOU WEARING SOMETHING AT LEAST HALFWAY DECENT!"

May we please have a suggestive material counter? I would like one. :D

A pair of very very sexy male artifact spirts at that.

Mmmmmmmm that imagine is going to be stuck in your head all day, and you're going to love every moment of it.

Yep. I'd really like to have that counter. :p
 
[x] Try talk to him, you might be able to stall him long enough for Strawberry to finish off the other and intervene.
-[x] Hit on the artifact spirit. That ought to occupy him real good.
--[x] Tell him he may prefer working under you instead *wink*
 
[x] Blow your fucking top
[x] Artifact spirits don't have any powers beyond enhanced strength and magic resistance, you might actually be able to take him.
-[x] Suplex the spirit
-[x] Show that Vera or whatever the fuck her name is a piece of your fucking mind. Which is currently contained in your fists.
 
[x] Try talk to him, you might be able to stall him long enough for Strawberry to finish off the other and intervene.
-[x] Hit on the artifact spirit. That ought to occupy him real good.
--[x] Tell him he may prefer working under you instead *wink*
 
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