Mook Quest (Hotline Miami)
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Onmur
Archangel of Nutella.
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... I ROLL FOR CUT-SCENE.
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- HELL
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- They/It
You survive this.
EDIT: ...You know what, I'm fiating this. This is fucking ridiculous.
EDIT 2: ...Actually, no. I'll stick to these rolls, then.
EDIT: ...You know what, I'm fiating this. This is fucking ridiculous.
EDIT 2: ...Actually, no. I'll stick to these rolls, then.
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Evillevi
A Pikachu for everything - Shadow Pikachu,2015
Were we suppose to die?
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... So does this mean we don't survive? Because that was one short quest.
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- HELL
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- They/It
OOC: Actually, no. It's not a short quest. You just weren't supposed to survive this long this time.
[X] Just keep swimming.
You keep swimming. You keep swimming as much as you can. The ocean waves churn as you start to move, before suddenly, you feel something jamming into your leg. You let out a cry, as you keep swimming, and you look back to see the remains of a baseball bat now jammed into your leg.
You're getting slower. You're swimming more slowly now, and the man in the mask is getting closer.
[] Die.
[] Keep swimming. (1d6-2)
[X] Just keep swimming.
You keep swimming. You keep swimming as much as you can. The ocean waves churn as you start to move, before suddenly, you feel something jamming into your leg. You let out a cry, as you keep swimming, and you look back to see the remains of a baseball bat now jammed into your leg.
You're getting slower. You're swimming more slowly now, and the man in the mask is getting closer.
[] Die.
[] Keep swimming. (1d6-2)
Let's take what remains of the baseball bat out of our leg an stab him in the eye with it
[x] Keep swimming. (1d6-2)
[x] Keep swimming. (1d6-2)
Dirtnap
Kanmusu Affecionado
its like you don't even know what it means to be a faceless no name mook.
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Wait... either we're jumping to new mooks each time, or this is a groundhog loop we're stuck in.
Night_stalker
Slava Ukraini!
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- He/Him
[X] Keep swimming. (1d6-2)
--[X] "FUCK YOU, CHICKEN MAN! I DIDN'T EVEN WANT TO BE HERE!"
--[X] "FUCK YOU, CHICKEN MAN! I DIDN'T EVEN WANT TO BE HERE!"
GilliamYaeger
M'crazy.
Well, if we're taking some of the heavy implications that Hotline Miami throws at us (drugs and/or powerful hypnotic suggestions) at face value, he most likely will not stop until he is very much dead.We are going to die if we take the FPS protagonist on head-on. The point is he might not need to breathe. He doesn't need to worry about blood loss or crippling injuries that don't outright kill him.
Keep swimming.
The bright side is that he's as easy to kill as any mortal man, but assuming we've got a 'perfect' player here he may as well be untouchable.
[X] Keep swimming. (1d6-2)
--[X] "FUCK YOU, CHICKEN MAN! I DIDN'T EVEN WANT TO BE HERE!"
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Schwer-Muta
A Shy Arrogance
[X] Keep swimming. (1d6-2)
--[X] "FUCK YOU, CHICKEN MAN! I DIDN'T EVEN WANT TO BE HERE!"
--[X] "FUCK YOU, CHICKEN MAN! I DIDN'T EVEN WANT TO BE HERE!"