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[X] Leka's suggestion. Not counting coffee (and coffee does count, damn it) you haven't had anything to eat all morning. Besides, you wanna see the wait staff's faces when this crowd walks through the door. It's going to be priceless.
 
[X] Leka's suggestion. Not counting coffee (and coffee does count, damn it) you haven't had anything to eat all morning. Besides, you wanna see the wait staff's faces when this crowd walks through the door. It's going to be priceless.

While this has been fun, I can't wait to get back to the slice of life stuff.
 
[X] Teshima's suggestion. It's five o'clock somewhere, damn it, and you've been feeling the need for a stiff drink since the moment you woke up. If he thinks you're gonna foot the bill though, he obviously doesn't know how little they pay you.

CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
 
[X] Leka's suggestion. Not counting coffee (and coffee does count, damn it) you haven't had anything to eat all morning. Besides, you wanna see the wait staff's faces when this crowd walks through the door. It's going to be priceless.

Food is always a good option, and while seeing them all get shitfaced, would be hilarious, yeah, nah. Team bonding can start with a good meal! And that might make others more amendable to more boring stuff like the strategy rundown and etc.
 
Please do realize that the person recommending to hit the drinks is a shapeshifting liminal with a penchant for trickery an deception. It probably won't result into injury or anything career-ending, but it could end in embarassing shit like a tramp stamp in the face, or headlines like "law-enforcement cyclops caught streaking".
 
[X] Leka's suggestion. Not counting coffee (and coffee does count, damn it) you haven't had anything to eat all morning. Besides, you wanna see the wait staff's faces when this crowd walks through the door. It's going to be priceless.
 
[X] Leka's suggestion. Not counting coffee (and coffee does count, damn it) you haven't had anything to eat all morning. Besides, you wanna see the wait staff's faces when this crowd walks through the door. It's going to be priceless.
 
[X] Leka's suggestion. Not counting coffee (and coffee does count, damn it) you haven't had anything to eat all morning. Besides, you wanna see the wait staff's faces when this crowd walks through the door. It's going to be priceless.

Fooooood.
 
[X] Leka's suggestion. Not counting coffee (and coffee does count, damn it) you haven't had anything to eat all morning. Besides, you wanna see the wait staff's faces when this crowd walks through the door. It's going to be priceless.

Better eat something before getting drunk.
 
defenestrator said:
Please do realize that the person recommending to hit the drinks is a shapeshifting liminal with a penchant for trickery an deception. It probably won't result into injury or anything career-ending, but it could end in embarassing shit like a tramp stamp in the face, or headlines like "law-enforcement cyclops caught streaking".
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Hm, sounds like an idea for a future M.O.N. interlude, if you ask me. In the meantime, I say...

[X] Leka's suggestion. Not counting coffee (and coffee does count, damn it) you haven't had anything to eat all morning. Besides, you wanna see the wait staff's faces when this crowd walks through the door. It's going to be priceless.

Everyone needs food in a relaxed atmosphere, though it still offers Morvand his desire for briefings and Erica can have her kill count competition, so it seems perfect to me. :D

Guilop said:
[X] Leka's suggestion. Not counting coffee (and coffee does count, damn it) you haven't had anything to eat all morning. Besides, you wanna see the wait staff's faces when this crowd walks through the door. It's going to be priceless.

Better eat something before getting drunk.
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^^This too.^^
 
[X] Leka's suggestion. Not counting coffee (and coffee does count, damn it) you haven't had anything to eat all morning. Besides, you wanna see the wait staff's faces when this crowd walks through the door. It's going to be priceless.
 
[X] Leka's suggestion. Not counting coffee (and coffee does count, damn it) you haven't had anything to eat all morning. Besides, you wanna see the wait staff's faces when this crowd walks through the door. It's going to be priceless.

Victory feast!
 
TurtleDucks said:
[X] Leka's suggestion. Not counting coffee (and coffee does count, damn it) you haven't had anything to eat all morning. Besides, you wanna see the wait staff's faces when this crowd walks through the door. It's going to be priceless.

Also, there are a few typos here and there.


Assuming this should be directions.


And this should be vicious.


The order here should be switched around


And here one of the aways is redundant.
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Yeah, I rushed to get this written and posted so I didn't have a chance to proof it even a little. Those errors should be fixed now.

Fission Battery said:
While this has been fun, I can't wait to get back to the slice of life stuff.
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rkyeun said:
[X] MON mission rousing success! Back to the main plot?
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SOON! You get the afterparty and one final decision, then Jones finally hands the narrative back to Doc. The majority of the quest will be slice of life bits focused on Chiyori, with Jones and her crew popping up at irregular intervals to give some perspective on how things are going outside her life.

defenestrator said:
Please do realize that the person recommending to hit the drinks is a shapeshifting liminal with a penchant for trickery an deception. It probably won't result into injury or anything career-ending, but it could end in embarassing shit like a tramp stamp in the face, or headlines like "law-enforcement cyclops caught streaking".
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Leka getting totally hammered would actually take a lot of doing. She's got the second-highest alcohol tolerance of all the characters, surpassed only by Clyde. For those keeping score at home, Georgia is third on the list, while poor Zophar is dead last due to his extremely small size and hyperactive metabolism.
 
Kaelor said:
Leka getting totally hammered would actually take a lot of doing. She's got the second-highest alcohol tolerance of all the characters, surpassed only by Clyde. For those keeping score at home, Georgia is third on the list, while poor Zophar is dead last due to his extremely small size and hyperactive metabolism.
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Then the headlines would be:"Local Alcohol supply emptied by law enforcement cyclops! Hobos and alcoholics rioting in the streets!" :V
 
NyxNull said:
Lets be honest, Teshima clearly planned this. :V
Though now I'm imagining Leka as the Designated Driver, only to pull up in a custom-built APC.
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"Check it out guys! This is my project car! I bought it cheap at a junkyard in Russia. Sorry for the mess in the back, I'm working on getting a Jacuzzi installed in the troop compartment."
 
[X] Leka's suggestion. Not counting coffee (and coffee does count, damn it) you haven't had anything to eat all morning. Besides, you wanna see the wait staff's faces when this crowd walks through the door. It's going to be priceless.
 
[X] Leka's suggestion. Not counting coffee (and coffee does count, damn it) you haven't had anything to eat all morning. Besides, you wanna see the wait staff's faces when this crowd walks through the door. It's going to be priceless.

Drinks later, burger now.
 
[X] Leka's suggestion. Not counting coffee (and coffee does count, damn it) you haven't had anything to eat all morning. Besides, you wanna see the wait staff's faces when this crowd walks through the door. It's going to be priceless.
 
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