[x] Helping a Weasel
The poor little Weasel got stuck with all the paper work, and while you are glade that it wasn't dumped on you, you still feel like you should help the poor thing. Paper work is nothing if not pure evil after all.
"Hey weasel" you greet your fellow mammal as you enter her office. "You need help with all that paperwork?"
The Weasel looks at you like your some sort of savior dropping down from the heavens. "Yes! Please help me Ryuko's crazy head."
"Awww" you twist your facial expression into fake sadness "I'm crazy? Maybe I should just go hid under a box somewhere instead."
The Weasel immediately backpedals "No no! I didn't mean it like that! I meant it in a good way like when you say ice-cream is cold!"
"Heh" you laugh "I'm just joking. Of course all you crazy people think I'm the crazy one, don't worry I'm happy to help."
"Oh" The Weasel lets out a sigh of relief.
"Now" you begin glaring at the massive pile of paper work as you take out a pen.
XXXXXXXXX
"And done" you say finishing off the last bit of paper work.
"Finally" The Weasel moans exhausted "That was painful"
You pat her on the shoulders "Paperwork always is Weasel, it always is."
"Why does such a horrible thing exists?" The Weasel holds her head in pain "I feel like a smashed watermelon."
"Because paperwork is actually a demonic entity from another dimension that survives in a twisted state of understanding with human kind." You say. It's kind of like how most clothing is actually aliens from outer space in way, only more inconvenient. "In order to work their magic the paperwork demon needs a steady diet of suffering from the one doing the paperwork, which is why it's so unpleasant."
"That sounds horrible" Poor Weasel, she sounds completely and utterly drained by all the paperwork, she can't even go off on one of those amusing peppy rants of hers.
"It is" you say "But since human civilization as we know it would collapse without the paperwork demon it is a necessary evil………….very annoying necessary evil but still a necessary evil."
The Weasel just groans and smashes her head against the desk.
Yeah…..you think this was a good idea, everyone knows paperwork in large quantities causes' sanity loss, and your pretty sure Weasel didn't have a lot of sanity to begin with.
The club is still getting set up you, how do you plan to help out tomorrow?
Now…………what do you do to help out?
[x] Go challenge enemy club leaders of course!
[x] Once again you'll help miss Weasel with tomorrow's paper work, she'll need it.
[x] You'd better just stick to support, constant fighting can be tiring work and who knows what Ryuko might need.
[x] Better look for new member and stuff like that.