Mirrior Universe Nui Quest (Kill la Kill)

[x] Ryuko has an idea………….you want to help!

HELPING is almost as fun as SCIENCE.
 
Idea!
[x] Idea!

"So" you look at Ryuko with an eyebrow raised. "Your plan is that we make our own club based around fighting……………….so that we can go around and beat up the other clubs at our leisure?"

Ryuko nods.

You briefly consider asking why you wander around beating them up anyway, but you suppose having an official reason will make it easier to get at the smarter two stars that didn't immediately rush to go fight the Kamui user.

"Well" you pause for a moment to add in dramatic effect, because everyone knows that making things pointlessly dramatic makes them more fun. "I LOVE IT!"

"So you're in then" Ryuko asks as the Weasel watches you like a hawk.

You nod you head "I don't see why not, it's not like I have much to do other then go randomly beat up one stars anyway, and I think they're catching onto me." You poke your head through the window as you see a one star walking by. "HEY LOSER! DON'T YOU WANNA PLAY A GAME?!"

"DON'T KILL ME!?" The one star screams as he starts running for dear life.

"See?" you pull your head back in "They won't even try to snipe back at me anymore……….it's boring."

Ryuko scratches the back of her head unsure of what to say. "Yeah……………..that's a real problem you've got there." She probably feels more pity for the one stars then she does for you in this case, but that's fine, she's a good person like that.

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As it turns out its easier then you'd first though it would be to get a club up and running. Mostly because muss Satsuki herself showed up and said it was ok for the entire thing to start, you wound up getting into a glaring contest with her for a whole minute and neither her subordinates nor Ryuko where willing to interrupt you. Well actually that kind of make sense consider that both you and Satsuki can be frightening when you want to be, but it's still strange.

Anyway even with Satsuki herself giving it the OK it still took a lot of paperwork to get done. Especially since Ryuko dumped all of said paperwork on the poor Weasel. That was a jerk move on Ryuko's part, even if paperwork is a horrible abomination that should die it's still not nice to dump it on someone else.

Still the club was up and running before the day ended.

Now…………what do you do to help out?
[x] Go challenge enemy club leaders of course!
[x] Help miss Weasel with tomorrow's paper work, she'll need it.
[x] You'd better just stick to support, constant fighting can be tiring work and who knows what Ryuko might need.
[x] Better look for new member and stuff like that.
 
[x] Better look for new member and stuff like that.

The problem with the club was that it was pretty much just Ryuko who can fight. It's not a club at all, just a two girl punchfest.
 
[x] Better look for new member and stuff like that.
-[x] Grab that guy with the kendo sword and green hair. He looks like he'd be good in a fight and it's not like he's doing anything important.
 
I hate to say this but due to personal stress and the fact that I'm traveling tommorrow you might not get the update till sunday,.

........sorry for the delay.
 
Sorry to spring another delay on you guy's but some family matters came up and I really want to spend this extra time with em.

Once again sorry for the delay, I'll try and put up the update Monday if I can.
 
Helping a Weasel
[x] Helping a Weasel

The poor little Weasel got stuck with all the paper work, and while you are glade that it wasn't dumped on you, you still feel like you should help the poor thing. Paper work is nothing if not pure evil after all.

"Hey weasel" you greet your fellow mammal as you enter her office. "You need help with all that paperwork?"

The Weasel looks at you like your some sort of savior dropping down from the heavens. "Yes! Please help me Ryuko's crazy head."

"Awww" you twist your facial expression into fake sadness "I'm crazy? Maybe I should just go hid under a box somewhere instead."

The Weasel immediately backpedals "No no! I didn't mean it like that! I meant it in a good way like when you say ice-cream is cold!"

"Heh" you laugh "I'm just joking. Of course all you crazy people think I'm the crazy one, don't worry I'm happy to help."

"Oh" The Weasel lets out a sigh of relief.

"Now" you begin glaring at the massive pile of paper work as you take out a pen.

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"And done" you say finishing off the last bit of paper work.

"Finally" The Weasel moans exhausted "That was painful"

You pat her on the shoulders "Paperwork always is Weasel, it always is."

"Why does such a horrible thing exists?" The Weasel holds her head in pain "I feel like a smashed watermelon."

"Because paperwork is actually a demonic entity from another dimension that survives in a twisted state of understanding with human kind." You say. It's kind of like how most clothing is actually aliens from outer space in way, only more inconvenient. "In order to work their magic the paperwork demon needs a steady diet of suffering from the one doing the paperwork, which is why it's so unpleasant."

"That sounds horrible" Poor Weasel, she sounds completely and utterly drained by all the paperwork, she can't even go off on one of those amusing peppy rants of hers.

"It is" you say "But since human civilization as we know it would collapse without the paperwork demon it is a necessary evil………….very annoying necessary evil but still a necessary evil."

The Weasel just groans and smashes her head against the desk.

Yeah…..you think this was a good idea, everyone knows paperwork in large quantities causes' sanity loss, and your pretty sure Weasel didn't have a lot of sanity to begin with.

The club is still getting set up you, how do you plan to help out tomorrow?

Now…………what do you do to help out?
[x] Go challenge enemy club leaders of course!
[x] Once again you'll help miss Weasel with tomorrow's paper work, she'll need it.
[x] You'd better just stick to support, constant fighting can be tiring work and who knows what Ryuko might need.
[x] Better look for new member and stuff like that.
 
[x] Better look for new member and stuff like that.
-[X] Go bully One Stars and force them to become sacrifices to the Paperwork Demon accountants for our Mob Club
 
[x] Better look for new member and stuff like that.
-[X] Go bully One Stars and force them to become sacrifices to the Paperwork Demon accountants for our Mob Club
 
Let's see, where's my last vote? Ah, here it is!

[x] Better look for new member and stuff like that.
-[x] Grab that guy with the kendo sword and green hair. He looks like he'd be good in a fight and it's not like he's doing anything important.
 
I'm going to have to veto both additions to the adding new members vote, but for those of you who went for them I'll give you a day to change your votes.

That is all.
 
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