Medicinal Crucible: A Xianxia Planquest

Cannon Omake: Two-Element Blaze-of-the-Heavens Three-Armed Eternal Energy Pill
Two-Element Blaze-of-the-Heavens Three-Armed Eternal Energy Pill
Ingredients: Burning Plums, Heavenly Razor Wheat

While the Two-Element Winter-Forged Pill of Heavens-Blessed Restoration (also known by the boorish name of "Qi Recovery Pill") may be the more commonly created pill (partially because it takes very little to encourage Jade Seed disciples to plant and grow the Frost Hemp required), the Two-Element Blaze-of-the-Heavens Three-Armed Eternal Energy Pill is another staple of the Sect, though less enlightened Disciples refer to it by the far less righteous name of "Energizing Pill."

Creating the pill is a relatively simple process grinding together the seeds of a Burning Plum with the grains of Heavenly Razor Wheat until they are of a sufficient finery. The resulting mash is then carefully refined into a pill, with new pieces being added as needed to modify the exact ratio of its three primary effects effects. Drawing on the stimulatory effects of the Burning Plum and the nutritious sustenance and Qi recovery abilities of the Razor Wheat is where the Three-Armed descriptor of the pill originates from. While the pushing from Fire to Metal Qi weakens the effect somewhat, this can be considered something of a boon in places, due to the otherwise addictive effects of the pill that are somewhat reduced.

Overall this process is relatively basic as far as pillmaking goes, and though somewhat more complex than the Two-Element Winter-Forged Pill of Heavens-Blessed Restoration, the Two-Element Blaze-of-the-Heavens Three-Armed Eternal Energy Pill is still simple enough that even inexperienced Qi Formation disciples can be considered largely capable of creating one of reasonable quality with an acceptable casualty ratio from accidents or poor retention of training knowledge.

Properly made, a single Two-Element Blaze-of-the-Heavens Three-Armed Eternal Energy Pill can bring a man waking up weary with less than a full night's sleep alert, full, and ready to fulfill his duties, or rejuvenate both mentally and physically a man exhausted from a day's work. This makes it useful for a number of professions, from soldiers who must hastily wake and ready themselves for a looming battle to artisans who require sharp minds and steady hands for an entire workday. Many Jade Seed Disciples make sure to down one should they feel exhaustion coming on from their labors in the middle of Pill-Making, or just to ensure they have at least a couple if they plan on going on a long excursion into the wilderness. While the pill does have a handful of unfortunate addictive properties, these effectively fade away by the time a Cultivatator has reached the Qi Condensation level of Cultivation.

With the recent gold rush in the Jade Seed Sect's newly acquired province, there have been thoughts of providing pills for mortal miners to improve productivity, though such notions have been thoroughly dismissed due to the expense and comparative lack of value of gold compared to the ingredients needed for the pill.
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A/N: AKA, the "Nutritious Meth Pill", which we shall no doubt use in an entirely ethical manner throughout the quest.
 
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[X] Plan Elder Incognito

I want to do this for the simple reason it will surely be incredibly funny if it fails, so it will be a W either way!
 
[X] Plan Discipline the Disciples

The stupidity may be inevitable but there's no need to be in a bloody hurry about it.
 
[X] Plan Elder Incognito

I was leaning towards the non incognito actions but then I remembered that one doesn't ascend mount tai through caution and practicality!
 
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[X] Plan Discipline the Disciples
-[X] Invest in Song Zian's Scheme
-[X] Determine Appropriate Inner Disciple Rewards
-[X] Pill Refining
-[X] Analyze Inner Disciple Training
-[X] Analyze Outer Disciple Training
-[X] Look into the Training Camps

[X] Plan Elder Incognito
-[X] Invest in Song Zian's Scheme
-[X] Analyze Outer Disciple Training
-[X] Look into the Training Camps
-[X] Approach in Secret
 
[X] Plan Discipline the Disciples

I would really like to get started on the rewards please. While slightly tangential to the education issue, I think we're seeing the effects of a poorly set up incentive system in how we have juniors grumbling about wasting time when we make them do things that benefit the sect as a whole, and how we need to keep offering extra cultivation lessons to get them to do anything.

The disciples probably wouldn't be talking about it being "wasted time" if doing it gave rewards they felt was appropriate for the time spent, and they might even start doing it themselves without us needed to prod them. If the rewards system isn't adequately encouraging disciples to do things that help the sect as a whole because the reward they get isn't worth the effort they put in, then the system isn't working.
 
Due to the strong lead and the possibility of something funny, calling the vote now for

[X] Plan Elder Incognito
-[X] Invest in Song Zian's Scheme
-[X] Analyze Outer Disciple Training
-[X] Look into the Training Camps
-[X] Approach in Secret

Rolling now, rolled an extra/ignore the last one
Blackstar threw 4 100-faced dice. Reason: Main Dice Total: 230
37 37 70 70 95 95 28 28
Blackstar threw 1 100-faced dice. Reason: Exceptional Juniors Total: 79
79 79
Blackstar threw 9 100-faced dice. Reason: E(3), PF(2), TH(2), JB(2) Total: 425
5 5 31 31 27 27 66 66 93 93 44 44 99 99 45 45 15 15
Blackstar threw 6 100-faced dice. Reason: Breakthroughs Total: 334
23 23 58 58 30 30 83 83 50 50 90 90
Blackstar threw 4 100-faced dice. Reason: Deaths Total: 191
3 3 43 43 95 95 50 50
Blackstar threw 3 100-faced dice. Reason: Events Dice Total: 182
54 54 90 90 38 38
 
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I love how dumb the general plan behind going incognito is and the fact that we rolled high is just going to make it even more funny presumably
 
Turn 3: Problems and No Cultivating Results
Turn 3: Problems and No Cultivating Results
AA544 Dong Liang
Spirit Stone Vault: Approximately 30 thousand

External News:


The Emperor declared that the great Northern Campaign needed every force available and that those forces needed sustenance on the march to ensure that they could march to victory. Far more accurate rumors have surfaced that the great northern bastions have been overrun and burned to the ground by Barbarians who were offended over a few hundred burned villages with desperate attacks holding righteous Imperial ground against the horde. Instead of calling up the cultivators in a grand council and getting away from the imperial harem a different solution has been proposed. Led on by several scheming Eunuchs the emperor has declared that all sects are to pay twenty percent of their income for the imperial campaign to support the empire and allow the advancement of the celestial army to higher stages.

To resolve the matter tax collectors have been rumored to have left the capital with the escort of several lesser cultivators protecting them. Already several sects have quietly criticized the unrighteous and unfair action by the Eunuchs misleading the emperor to the current tax. Several martial sects have even proposed calling a great meeting of the sects to directly contribute men to the army but that has been ignored with messages failing to reach the emperor. Something is going to need to be done about these rogue agents with the elders divided on what is to be done to ensure a fair and just process for all sects. Some have suspected that taxes will fall directly on the auction but others have been determined in thinking that an assessor may directly visit the sect.

[]Administrative Fees: A tax collector is coming and they can be met without too much fuss or impropriety. As no one has a precise idea of what exactly is in the vaults and the sect is assumed to be poor from bureaucratic fees of the province, the taxes asked for should not be ruinous. Paying the tax collector a bit extra to cover the costs of travel and ensuring the sect stays righteous with a plentiful selection of joyous pills will help to dissuade any poor decisions on the collector's part more than any intimidation.

[] Low-Cost Intimidation: The traditional greeting for a tax collector has always been the sect's assembled golden cores armed and ready to conduct their noble duty. Generally, this ensures that most tax collectors and their teams stay in a proper frame of mind with three golden cores permanently tasked with ensuring them a comfortable stay in the sect during their evaluations. As with the last time the collector will leave after a few days, asking for a proper amount and correctly assessing what the sect can provide.

[]Construct an Array: To ensure that a fair price is provided without too many accusations of impropriety some sects develop improved means towards ensuring a correct mindset for the tax collectors. Generally, this takes the form of an array though some sects have used several fairly repulsive spirit beasts in a pit. The sect itself will work tirelessly towards making a pill with an adequate number of effects along with a proper array for their eternal preservation and maintenance. Ensuring that the tax collector toured the room at least six times will provide him peace of mind when conducting a fair and just assessment, especially as it can be constructed right next to the vault to help preserve rare herbs indefinitely. (Approximately 5k Spirit Stones)


Personal Actions(Choose Five):

Analyze Outer Disciple Training:
The outer disciples are an illiterate mass of near-mortals but it cannot have been this way back in the day. When the sect was wandering the recruitment was individual but now with a province to manage something has gone wrong. Getting the recruits to be able to read a manual alone for teaching would massively speed up the training of cultivators but the priority seems to be on a few flashy techniques first. Outer disciples will of course never know as much as inner ones but breadth has seemingly been ignored and produced the current mess of inner disciples. (37)

With the lacking number of manuals and the complete inability of most outer disciples to learn outside of direct instruction, it is almost evident why they are so incompetent. Most save their limited contribution points to fight over personal instruction time and never attempt to learn how to read or are taught to. The manuals are used extensively by those who join the sect literate from the gentry with the knowledge hoarded despite not being relevant to any actual combat. Personal training is fine even if it brings out most cultivators as lazy and unable to keep up with significant issues appearing in learning more skills. Those the most desperate to advance or simply foolhardy attempt hunting to get the limited instruction time, leading to many inadvertent deaths of the less fortunate.


Look into the Training Camps: There has to be a better way of finding recruits than sticking a hundred youths into a small camp, feeding them, and then seeing if they can do a single technique after three months. Outside of organized classes, they seem to not absorb any techniques or absorb knowledge. Resources are certainly available and basic techniques are both elementary and well described. Something must be going wrong with the training process as it is impossible that an entire generation is so unmotivated for individual learning but willing to show up to classes. (70)

After a short time to get back into the proper appearance of a sect elder the issues that were discovered were rapidly remediated. According to the instructors, when presented with questions on the literacy of their charges, the universal complaint was that none of those recruited from the villages even knew characters, much less basic arithmetic. Ordering the instructors to attempt to remedy the situation led to much prattling in secret as it was judged that a few months was insufficient to make a disciple literate. Following up on the situation and personally interviewing the new outer disciples has found that for all the desperate attempts of the instructors, little literacy has been imparted. Apparently, at the recruiting point from villages, most of those taken in now are entirely uneducated leaving them deficient in all matters.


Approach in Secret: Disguising as an immensely prodigious outer disciple that can bridge the gap into becoming an inner disciple will take a lot of work but the deceit can immediately expose the root of the problem. By claiming to enter closed-door cultivation but putting on a disguise along with several treasures, getting a direct perspective on the training will be easy. Sure the inner and outer disciples may shape up when in the presence of an elder, much less a sect leader, but as they entirely lack awareness it should be incredibly easy to deceive them. Any mistakes will have to wait to be corrected and some may act differently in the face of a prodigy but something needs to be done to fix the problem quickly to focus on more important matters. (95)

With the great need for disguise and stealth a radical approach was taken to ensure a successful disguised infiltration of the outer disciples. First, a message was set out that there was a lead on the advancement to domain foundation to ensure that no one would be a bother during "closed door" cultivation. Afterward, the question of forming a new and entirely different disguise was raised necessitating almost eight different pills and a small number of cosmetics. By presenting oneself as a jade beauty it would be far easier to escape scrutiny through misdirection as no one could reasonably suspect that a sect elder would be disguised in such a way. To further improve the approach this new identity of Qiao Jiafu has been kept to the level of an incredibly prodigious body refinement cultivator that just broke through in early training.

The first conclusion that can be reached about the lower disciples is that they struggle with the most elementary of techniques, failing time and time again, and even worse steadily practicing it wrong. When corrected they react with hostility and aggression declaring their incorrect and half-remembered ramblings to be the clear correct path. The dorms for outer disciples are further uncomfortable and tend to smell of several strange and unseemly scents as it appears that many do not maintain an adequate sense of hygiene. This has only been made worse with the confined quarters and may to some extent explain the total obliviousness of lower-ranked cultivators as their sense of smell has clearly atrophied.
-Qiao Jiafu Alchemical Journal 1

Worrying events have come with what should have been a simple request for a training manual for an escape technique of the Body Refinement stage. Instead of the manual being provided, a senior in Qi condensation continued to be strange about the matter, insisting that there was only one such book and it was in use by him. After getting the book with a mild bit of diplomacy the situation was even worse as continuing to interrogate the outer disciples found no additional copies. Even worse, several have been found unable to even understand the manual, professing to not have even bothered reading it due to some gross inability.
-Qiao Jiafu Alchemical Journal 3

Following up on the clear deficiency in literacy and the clear degradation of the recruits, the next people to investigate have been the righteous instructors. These are inattentive, incompetent, desperate to avoid the position, and unwilling to so much as teach characters. Upon volunteering for an instructional position with some senseless reason of wanting to teach even less washed nearly-peasants the instructions provided on how to do so were horrifically deficient. Instead of even trying to get them to read a simple instruction book every technique had to be exercised and directly demonstrated. Upon walking out over the sheer indignity and interrogating another three imbeciles assigned to the duty this standard has been repeated. Even intensive discussion of the low standards kept for disciples has proven a disappointment as training has failed to instruct them in even a few hundred characters.
-Qiao Jiafu Alchemical Journal 4

Pretending to seclude for a few days of pill refinement to build up a supply to calm down has significantly helped but exposed further issues. The gardening practice has led to those gardening taking an unrighteous tax like some mortal scholar. From there the ingredients are sold for almost nothing to the outer disciples with the finest cuttings left to those in higher stages. The cauldrons left have universally been tarred by ash due to incompetence and the instructions provided on how to make even the simplest of pills are deficient. The manuals and recipes call for strange measurements and proportions more appropriate for incapable peasants. Asking for six cuttings of finger length is never a proper measurement and more than explains the lack of care for the cauldrons through constant imbalances of qi.
-Qiao Jiafu Alchemical Journal 7

With the clear failure in getting adequate quality reagents the only option that was left was hunting for them, but no bestiary was available, nor guidance for where to hunt. Thankfully, as passive sensory techniques are generally undetectable, hunting for the right creature could easily be done. After the first dozen though, a gaggle of outer disciples started to attempt to follow similar methods, hiding like idiots in foliage and attempting to stay a single hill behind without any attempt at concealing their qi. After the first few received a pleasant conversation on following their betters the remainder tried harder to hide, with a fortuitous two saved from getting mauled by a local golden bear after attempting to hide in its cave.
-Qiao Jiafu Alchemical Journal 11

Publicly coming back with a pile of corpses, claiming them as hunted, and ensuring that no seniors attempted to take them has come easily, with an immediate "revelation" declared to go into closed-door cultivation. Converting the hearts and marrow of the bodies to several charms for the sake of hiding from the sure-to-be more aware inner disciples took some time with inadequate tools, but enough could be fashioned from cave rock. After three weeks of cultivating and simply increasing qi output to the Qi Condensation stage, the declaration of becoming an inner disciple followed shortly. Using a forged letter of being taken as the personal student of the sect elder while being the sect elder has limited the experience provided but expediency was necessary to start fixing the sect.
-Qiao Jiafu Alchemical Journal 17

As a new inner disciple, several fellow juniors had to be reminded of their place as non-prodigious cultivators after a few complaints of unfairness. The problems only started with inquiries over how many contribution points it would take to access the manuals, with several essential techniques priced strangely. After checking with an otherwise respectable elder about the prices, it has been discovered that some imbeciles have made manuals expensive and training only more so. The rewards given for hunting have been inadequate with gardening effectively ignored in favor of some strange standard favoring bureaucratic tasks and pill-making. Most inner disciples when adequately pressed have entire libraries of pills to attempt to use in personal combat, but many are poorly made. For the five Qi Condensation cultivators that were fought for giving offense in their propositions, all knew less than four combat viable techniques and one even had to be saved from his idiocy of failing to take into account the effects of consuming four pills at once.
-Qiao Jiafu Alchemical Journal 19

With the necessity of actually running the sect and the grumblings over the elder being in a cave for longer than a year coming about, something needed to be done to ensure that the disguise was expended. Declaring a desire to go deep inland to hunt a six-headed dragon despite the warnings given by the idiot who could not manage his pill-making was the only logical choice available. Losing the trail of the idiot and his friends but ensuring that they could at least sense the qi flare of the beast was the only way forward, with Qiao Jiafu "surprised" at encountering something of an equivalent stage to a Core Formation elder. For all of his faults, the idiot did attempt to charge in to save Qiao Jiafu necessitating the fight to be rapidly concluded or else the imbecile would almost certainly perish.
-Qiao Jiafu Alchemical Journal 24



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