Tiypo
Forever Phone Posting
Hey, he was totally going to try to loot Hakase from Nova. He brought it on himself!
*ignores the complete lack of supporting evidence*
Magical Dreams (Warframe/Negima)
- Thread starter an NPC
- Start date
- Crossover
*ignores the complete lack of supporting evidence*
Extra Information - Ivara, as seen by Chisame
an NPC
Section 2, Combat Cyborg
Speaking of Chisame, a brief diversion.
A joking assertion: Her time spent manipulating poor schmucks on the internet and being naturally talented with computers and CGI has given her some understanding of what can and cannot be achieved by people looking to propagate a hoax. And she's naturally inquisitive and curious, though some of her naive wonder has been tempered from her time spent on certain places on the 'net.
Chisame has pegged you as yet another suspicious character in this class of suspicious characters. You hang out with the OBVIOUS NINJA and KINDERGARTENERS, and you're always DISAPPEARING INTO THIN AIR every chance you get, which makes you YET ANOTHER OBVIOUS NINJA. And she thought Norway was a normal country but no, they have FOREIGN NINJAS now, which she blames her stupid, perverted Japanese countrymen for.
And you're in the Archery club. No problem, yeah, everybody needs a hobby... BUT YOU'RE A NINJA. You were totally using your ELITE NINJA TRAINING to pull outrageous feats like non-stop bullseyes and rapid firing arrows like some kind of machine gun! That's BLATANTLY CHEATING isn't it?! Like a world-class fighting game champion trolling some middle-of-nowhere arcade! FOR WHAT PURPOSE?!
And then she realised that you're delivering packages! A POST-NINJA! Like some kind of messed up version of K*k*! You just sort of appeared in front of her door, looking all innocent and business like with a package, and when she had finished signing off the delivery, you just bowed, turned the corner and DISAPPEARED. She totally noticed that! I mean COME ON. This is modern Japan, not some backwards ninja village in N*r*t*! How do people not notice these things?! The faster deliveries were a convenient side-effect of this, BUT STILL!
And then the way you seem to obsessively write down things after staring at people, nodding to yourself like you've achieved something great! Like the way you've been taking notes on the OBVIOUS ROBOT recently. While you were heading off to the ladies room one time, Chisame took a quick peek at one of your open notebooks. THERE'S BLUEPRINTS OF THE DORM. "This is a good entry point." "Door shuts loudly, do not swing." "Structural vulnerability, probably actionable."
And then she saw the little notes about everybody's schedules! "Seen walking at park on Thursdays." "Likes pudding; caramel and strawberry preferred." "Habit of chewing on pencils/pens when stressed." Those sketches and pictures of everyone minding their own business, some of them even posing for you! And then there was-
PEOPLE'S MEASUREMENTS!?
WHAT THE HELL, TENNO?!
She thought only that madwoman Kazumi cared about all these things for that infernal gossip rag she wrote for!
Chisame of course keeps her worries to herself. No need to alert the stalker unnecessarily. She's heard about what stalkers are capable of when sufficiently motivated. You really freak her out. So she tries to keep an even lower profile around you, trying to avoid your attention.
Of course, you don't really notice. To you, Chisame just seems really anti-social, a little panicky and awkward when you try to talk to her. You asked the twins about it, and they told you that she was a bit of an otaku, that was normal for them.
Torgamous
Aspiring Gynoid
- Pronouns
- She/Her
So she doesn't suspect that Norway is a cover story?
Darik29
Verified Delicious
Chisame is Rational, not Paranoid. Yet.
She won't be thinking 'Cover Story' until Negi hits her with the Magic revelation.
al103
Grumpy Russian Bear (SV edition)
- Location
- Russia, Krasnoyarsk
She couldn't think that. Because she's in class with Paru who is even worse gossipmonger. Despite all her faults Asakura can keep her mouth shit and even keep herself out of others business (she is complete monster when she don't though), while Paru is like that all the time.
PS. There is also Ayaka and
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an NPC
Section 2, Combat Cyborg
Have you ever met a person from Norway?
Chisame hasn't. She doesn't know any better and just took that at face value.
The manga artist is harmless. Incredibly perverted sure, but ultimately harmless, and her gossip is often wildly unfounded or spectacular in nature.
But she knows Kazumi knows things. Real things. Dark, terrible and embarrassing things.
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Darik29
Verified Delicious
Likely? She got caught, explained her reasoning, and those she was caught by saw no reason Not to pose for her because they're as dense as she is when it comes to common sense.
Certain Negima characters attain power through study and hard work. Others are idiots of such massive proportion they circle right back around to genius without ever leaving the Idiot category.
Do not even Think about the bullshit that is Jack Rakan. He might hear you.
Torgamous
Aspiring Gynoid
- Pronouns
- She/Her
No, but if an obvious ninja claimed to be from there I would immediately suspect every country but Norway, and also possibly aliens.
al103
Grumpy Russian Bear (SV edition)
- Location
- Russia, Krasnoyarsk
Actually Chisame probably know answer to that all Ninja vs Pirates meme - Ninja Pirates aka Vikings.
...
Which frankly speaking fits truth like 80% with some obvious and not so obvious habits...
- Pronouns
- They/Them
Norway sounds like a very ninja-y place though, they have vikings and those are basically the same thing, right?
Maybe she could pass herself as a Valkyrie.
question, why were we writing in Japense and not Tenno? i mean the Tenno have their own writing system which would serve as an easy layer of encryption on our notes.
Alphaleph
The Firstiest of First
Half-blood. The Japanese parent might be the ninja.
an NPC
Section 2, Combat Cyborg
From a Doylist perspective, it's because it's a manga for Japanese people and its funnier that way.
From a Watsonian perspective, it's because Ivara is pretty out of practice with her Tennobet, usually preferring to type and write in a few languages commonly used by the colonies, and she actually despises having to write in Tennobet. The flowery script and easily misinterpreted scribbles are not ideal for field work, because it's so damn elegant. Rushing Tennobet also looks pretty horrible and scratchy. Japanese is easy to read and write by comparison, and the information density of certain kanji appeals to her need for concise yet detailed remarks.
The fact that she went to the bathroom without securing her notes was sloppy, but it was all the non-critical stuff that she assumed everybody had taken notes on already. Nobody has pointed out to Ivara that military-grade schematics of buildings are not things that average Japanese middle school students take notes of, or leave in the open for people to peruse. The measurements were basically public information; everybody changes in the same room, and it was trivial to give estimates of sizes based on your own measurements and the examples you had seen in your room on your second day here.
I can see tiny Tenno children in school. Off everyone, only Excalibur is a student student. Happily learning stuff. The rest?, destroying the classroom.
- Location
- USA
So Kazumi knows about her hobby.
Well if anyone would know it would be her or the ghost.
an NPC
Section 2, Combat Cyborg
She caught a glimpse of Chisame browsing her own blog in class once, casually remarking on the cute girl over her shoulder.
Chisame doesn't check her blog in class any more, to prevent further information leaks.
Kazumi had no idea, since Chiu is way too different to her, but Chisame's embarrassed paranoia got the better of her.
Huh, when you put like that we're pretty boring by Class 1-A standards.
I hope we do that "hanging upside down from the roof package delivery" and act like its normal.
meganeshounen
*tips glasses*
- Location
- Far East Asia
Hmm. Law or Chaos?
[X] Discourage their prank
Law then.
[X] Discourage their prank
Law then.
First, but certainly not the last time.
