Hellooooooooooooooooo, people, we have a new chapter here
7.06 | Worm waiting to be slashed by my dumb review. I won't spare anything, I'm the Slasher of Chapters, absolute merciless and ruthless. So, what I'm going to see during this chapter? Something like:
Sophia, looking after Taylor and Brian being happy and in love: Fuck this nerd bitch. First she got me suspended for two weeks and now she's stealing that hot black stallion that I just lay my eyes on. Not fair. This day can't get worse than this.
Some
Empire88 mooks, right behind her: We can make your day even worse, you stupid black bitch. Come on, boys, let's have fun...
Sophia: Oh...shit....
But I'm not going to see this, because the only things that will happen are exactly then ones I'm afraid of, not the ones I want to happen

. Its like a supreme rule.
Alright, I smell a fight between Taylor and Brian and Empire88, as soon as possible, maybe even starting with this chapter. The good thing is that they have the costumes at them and maybe they'll find a hidden place to put them on before the fight will start. The bad thing is they're only two against a lot of assholes, so its not going to be an easy fight. More new nazi parahumans to have a guess about their powers based on their codenames alone (my other most pleasant thing to do during reviews, besides AWFUL role-playing

).
Stormtiger: they might have a tiger motif at their costume and they control weather, summoning powerful storms. Or they can create a tiger out of storms and bad weather;
Othala: I know that Othala is a rune used by real life nazis to promote racial purity, but I have no idea what this parahuman can do, sorry;
Cricket: they can literal control crickets, or they can make some sounds similar with crickets, affecting individuals around them. Or they can jump very high, maybe from street directly on a tall building;
Rune (another rune): No idea about their powers

;
Victor: okay, another parahuman who's using his real name as a codename (besides Gregor; well, Gregor is not his real name since his memory was wiped off and he can't remember his identity, but this is the name that he took for civilian life and he's also using it as costume name). This one is clearly a man who probably can make people piss on themselves if only by telling them his name: Victor...Victor "guaranteed pissing themselves"; Alabaster (ok, the parahuman nazis have some weird ass codenames, this is a sure thing): since Alabaster is a soft rock, maybe they can turn their body into alabaster or use alabaster in fight;
Crusader: They fight in the name of Christianity, they use crosses enhanced with "mythical" powers (probably flight, super-strength and super-speed) as their main weapons, or any religious object that they can enhance. Too bad that the others on the list aren't mentioned because the fun with guessing their powers just started

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Wait, Brian and Taylor, this shitstorm is only at its beginning. Soon, the whole Brockton Bay will be into chaos, with parahuman nazis fucking around everything. All "thanks" to the "formidable" idea of your dear, dear boss. But Coil will not give a fuck if half of city will be destroyed, he can quickly give enough money to his mayor soon to be puppet in order to fix the city, he/she will appear as a charitable and well-meaning person in the public eyes and everyone will elect them as mayor. And then, Coil will have all the power. I'll be damned if he won't do that, shooting two birds in the same time: destroying Empire88 and saving the city through his puppet. Voila!
Taylor doesn't like romance books. Well, Taylor, aren't you romantic at your heart just a little? Surprising, I was expecting her to be a romantic person, maybe because of the scenes where she day-dreamed at Brian

. I personally like to read romance books, but good romance, not CRAP like 50 Shades of Grey or Twilight (unfortunately for my wasted time that I'll never get back, I read all these books, from start to finish, to see why they're so bad -yep, I always finish what I'm starting to read, even when I'm physically disgusted by it). I'm convinced now that people didn't exaggerated at all. 50 SoG is even worse than Twilight. We need a parahuman power to erase these books from existence and from people's memories).
Troubles for miss Hebert, as usual. She was attacked at shoppings. I'd be so pissed if someone would attack me when I'm doing my shoppings. I think that person would be dead in a minute. Nothing and nobody never ever should interrupt me from shoppings

. I was ready to say that the attacker might be a nazi but then I asked myself: why would a nazi attack a white girl without any reason at all- they could have attacked the elderly black man first, he would be an excellent target for them; also, the attacker have long fingernails, meaning that they must be a girl. S-O-P-H-I-A. She have no honor and no dignity and zero intelligence to accept that she lost in front of Taylor and she acts like a thug to prove that she can win using force, because force and violence is the only things she knows.
This bitch PISS ME OFF TO NOT END. I really hope to be Shadow Stalker for real because I'd finally have a female parahuman which I'd hate as much as I hate male parahumans like Kaiser, Coil and Heartbreaker. I mean, Bakuda is dead (I'm sure about this) so now I don't have any other female parahuman that I want to RAGE at everytime when I see her. Equality of the Sexes, damnit

. Taylor can't use her powers because she can't show her costume identity in front of one of her worst enemies, but the same I can say about Sophia too- she also have a secret identity to hide. So, fisticuffs then. Come on, Taylor, you were trained by a fighter stronger and better than Sophia, don't disappoint Brian by staying there and enduring.
Everyone have their place, you fucking sick and disgusting bitch? Everyone have a place? Well, if I'll tell you that your RIGHT place should be being the NAZIS' LITTLE COCKSUCKER, you're going to be happy with this place? Right, bitch, I think you'll be happy

. Come on, Taylor, hit her again. Break both of her legs so she won't run anymore during both her civilian and Ward life. In this way, she's not going to bother anyone again at school and Grue will not be injured anymore (I'm sure that she'll not be able to resist 3 minutes against Brian in a fight if they're not using their powers or their weapons. Brian will sweep the floors with her). I fucking swear, the first person who'll give Sophia a very harsh life lesson, will become instantly one of my favorite characters for this action alone, even if they're someone that I hated at first

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Well, Taylor have four loyal friends now, while you have two bitches as bad as you as your friends, and one of them is a backstabbing bitch who might stab you too when you'll expect the least. Taylor is smart and cunning and an excellent strategist who took down one of the most powerful parahumans ever, Lung. You're just a Ward who try her best to kill a rather harmless villain- Grue- and you fail at this job too. Taylor is an amazing human being and a strong parahuman being, despite her flaws, while you're a zero from all point of views. Maybe you have a cool power, but you're still a big, clear ZERO. Understand, Sophia? This is what you're. Now shut up and go to hell, leave Taylor alone if you don't want to have your ass kicked by either her or her boyfriend.
Taylor' s knight in shining dark armor had come in her help. I have a big grin on my face when I'm thinking how bad Brian is going to kick Sophia's ugly ass. Brian, you're a real man, you're stronger and faster than her, kill the bitch and save your girlfriend

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I think the elderly back dude is an racist fuck. He's clearly biased against white people, since he sided Sophia and he's surprised that Brian would defend a white girl. Yep, there are racists even among black people, nothing surprising here. Now Sophia might escape because of this asshole. And she still have both her legs unbroken. Fuck! Taylor, you need more training, you're good but you can be better

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Fuck that racist old man, he's as bad as the nazis (I equally hate any racist person, ok, no matter their race and what kind of other race/group of people they hate). Alright, thanks God that there's no Sophia anymore. Everytime when one of the Trio of Bitches appears, I'm starting to feel nauseous, they have this effect over me. I'm curious if they're going to discuss about that kiss on the bus and what Brian have to say about it.
Brian is a VIRGIN?!? I honestly didn't expected this, OMG. I expected him to be the only sexually experienced Undersider. Lisa and Rachel are clearly virgins (but I'm sure that Rachel doesn't mind this at all) also Alec must be a virgin too (he's way too lazy to have his way with a girl

), Taylor is also a virginal little thing but Brian...this was completely unexpected. WHAT A TWIST! I almost forgot that he just friend zoned her, so no more Fireflies for me to ship. He only likes her as a friend. Ok, I can live with this shrunken ship, as I respect Brian's wishes and I hope that Taylor will do the same

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I was hoping that Sophia's day will be awful, but instead it was Taylor's day the awful one

. She have a wounded ear, her object of her crush just rejected her as polite and honorable as he could and Empire88 will soon destroy the city, to the Snake's satisfaction "hugs Taylor, then smiles evilly" Well, a bad day for you, a good day for me "makes grabby hands at Brian" YOU'RE MINE NOW, ONLY MINE! (I can be pretty selfish sometimes

).
Good night and sleep well, friends, also many hugs from me.