Let's Play Every Final Fantasy Game In Order Of Release [Now Finished: Final Fantasy Tactics]

Does it make sense for Elmdore to revive some dipshit no name squire and teach him dark knight abilities just to throw him away against Ramza? Not really. I mean, maybe using Argath to make Delita apocalyptically furious would have merit, but the Lucavi don't seem like the kind of demons who play that kind of mind game.

Do I care? No, because this means I can kill him twice.
 
This Stone is a deadly trap, of a kind Dycedarg is not psychologically prepared to even imagine being possible.
This sort of "is this character psychologically capable of even considering this" framing just makes me think of those "which fictional detectives could solve the death note case" memes now. Could Columbo unravel the Lucavi conspiracy?

I remember seeing something a while back about Columbo being in one of the Final Fantasy gachas for some reason, so I guess he actually would be eligible to be another tactics crossover character.
 
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Argath is a knight apprentice in the service of His Excellency, the Marquis Elmdore of Limberry. Elmdore, known as the Silver Prince for his bright armor and silver hair, is a hero of the latter days of the War, as well as a devour member of the Church of Glabados and an ordained inquisitor. Which… doesn't… sound… ideal? Our characters don't have the negative associations that we do with the term 'inquisitor,' though, so this probably doesn't bother them.

Reminder for anyone who has understandably forgotten the dynamics at play here. Elmdore was always in deep with the church. I would assume he got Lucavi'd after the kidnapping incident though. Argath was in his direct service…

They immediately spot the Marquis, captive at the back of the room, and what follows is a tense stand-off.

Ramza: "Wiegraf!"
Argath: "The marquis!"
Wiegraf: [He bars the way with his sword.] "No further!"
Argath: "How dare you threaten me!"
Delita: "Stay yourself, Argath."
Wiegraf: "The marquis is unharmed. You are free to return him to Eagrose."

…and actually showed up to rescue him. Then, Argath, desperate to get in good with any and every noble higher placed than him, got himself awkwardly slain by Ramza while rooting out the Corpse Brigade that had kidnapped Elmdore.

My guess is this resulted in Argath getting some suitably subordinate place in Elmdore's crypt, and whenever Elmdore turned into a vampire he tried his new powers out on Argath's corpse, driven by swiftly fading lingering sentiment of a former human plus the reality that absolutely no one would know or care enough about Argath for it to be a problem. Argath then presumably got assigned to be crypt guard while Elmdore traveled around with his actually useful subordinates (the twins) who he either summoned outright or got possessed by demons.

Of course, the REAL reason Argath came back was to torment players like Omicron, but the fiction does seem to hold together!
 
Yeah, playing Tactics Ogre recently and Vyce, who in many ways is the Argath equivalent of the game is much better, imo.

Though to be fair Vyce is treated as much more of a foil to Denam, while Argath seems to be mostly just be a representation of how fucked the class system of Ivalice is.
 
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Yeah, playing Tactics Ogre recently and Vyce, who in many ways is the Argath equivalent of the game is much better, imo.

Though to be fair Vyce is treated as much more of a foi to Denam, while Argath seems to be mostly just be a representation of how fucked the class system of Ivalice is.
Vyce just having Denam Opposition Disorder for most of the game does push him into that. In terms of SRPGs I think the general plot and character beats of TO, FFT, and Der Langrisser make a solid top 3
 
Since we've had back to back updates with some of the hardest fights in the game (plus some extra challenge for the Tryhards among us), I guess it's time for another round of

The Rakes of Final Fantasy Tactics

Rake #55: Calculator (the class container) sucks
Status:
Leveling the class organically is beyond painful. Give them Squire as the secondary, have Ramza tailwind them constantly, and then Accumulate until they've learned everything and you can swap them back into a class that's actually tolerable to use like Black/White Mage or something.

Rake #56: The Nelveska Temple fight
Status: It's hard. The monsters are strong, have access to nasty status effects (stone), and have powerful AOEs (Triattack).

Rake #56: The Nelveska Temple fight and getting the rare Javalin
Status: This is harder, and requires the use of a friendly monster or robot to reach plus a unit with low brave to up the odds of getting the right version of the javelin.

Rake #57: The Nelveska Temple fight and getting ALL the rare items
Status: One of the hardest fights in the game. You need to have a plan to deal with: Monsters turning your units to stone or outright killing them, while keeping one or more of them alive so that your low Brave unit can grab all the items. And, of course, unless you're a filthy savescummer you had to do all this in one go. OTOH the process of getting good will teach you a lot about the game and how to properly manage nasty enemies while keeping your dudes from crystallizing.

Rake #58: Not getting Ultima in the first Limberry battle
Status: You can do it during the Elmdore fight, but since that's the Elmdore fight it's significantly easier to learn it here. All you need to do is make Ramza a Squire and equip him with a Black Garb and N-Kai Armlet. This nullifies stop, charm, and confuse, which in turn drastically improves the odds that one of the girls will use Ultima on Ramza turn 1.

Rake #59: The Elmdore fight
Status: High damage and nasty status effects including guaranteed stop and KO. This is a brutal fight.

Rake #60: The Elmdore fight, kleptomaniac edition
Status: Take everything that's hard about the base fight and then add on the challenge of robbing Elmdore blind. Another rite of passage for global PS1 era players, as WoTL decided to give Elmdore Maintenance (boo! Technically the original Japanese release also had it so you couldn't steal the Genji equipment, but I don't care). The genji equipment is good but the only stuff that's really good is the accessory (+2PA/MA) and the sword, the rest is just high HP heavy armor/helm. But still, it's a nice little challenge.

Rake #61: Bloodsuck paintrain
Status: Deserves its own rake for how nasty a surprise this is. See, Bloodsuck status is contagious. Imagine if confused units went on to confuse even more of your units and you can see how this would very, VERY quickly spiral out of control.
 
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Elmdore: "Belias and Cuchulainn… defeated. We are all that's left - we and Adrammelech, who waits trapped in the Rift."
Folmarv: "Do not worry about Adrammelech. He will join us ere long."
Elmdore: "You've found a host?"
Folmarv: "Not I. The Stone. The Stone chooses the flesh, as it was with us."
So this bit of dialogue here is interesting. The Stones don't seem to be the actual prisons of the Lucavi, but simultaneously the lock and door to where they're actually imprisoned in this "Rift" they mention. This would explain why they can still be used for good ends - they're not tainted in and of themselves, but at any point if you use them wrong they can open a portal to Hell, at which point a demon will possess you.

I do wonder what conditions are required to make that dark miracle happen. Presumably, it's why you need to give the Stones to a "chosen" wielder who meets the criteria to undo the seal and open the gate to the Rift.
 
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I feel like the Death Note discussions usually assumed they don't start out knowing the magic stuff. So probably before, though nothing would prevent him from seeing a Lucavi in the course of the investigation.
Hm. I'd say he twigs onto the general existence of a conspiracy pretty damn fast, although like everyone else he considers the auracite props for a propaganda campaign at first. With how inquisitive he is, he ends up poking around the Lucavi a lot and then he dies because he isn't physically or narratively prepared for suddenly demons.
 
I mean, he can't actually have been inspired by Alucard because Tactics released a mere three months after Symphony of the Night, but, like… The similarities are striking.
Technically, Alucard first appeared in Castlevania 3. However as the castlevania wiki notes his appearance there has a significantly different design from later appearances, so the similarity is more likely coincidental or down to common roots.
 
Could Columbo unravel the Lucavi conspiracy?

In a triumph of minimal effort ass-covering, Cardinal Delacroix actually does have one (1) member of the Templars set on the trail of Bart and the Zodiac Stone to show his 'sincerity' in front of the Princess. He chooses the blandest, least outstanding career Templar available to him, and expects nothing of Columbo whatsoever. What's the worst that can happen?

He's an Orator variant with Machinist abilities stapled on, to bully Mustadio, but he starts out as a Level 1 Guest character, to bully the player. He has a good gun and a badge accessory that reflects spells. An unwise player would steal one or both.

The cutscene where Bart gets murdered by Delacroix becomes akin to a Delita stage, but Columbo instead has to keep Bart and himself alive for 3 turns so Ramza can show up. You control Columbo, you do not control Bart. Columbo has best Zodiac compatibility with Delacroix/CuChulain, so you are intended to use Leg Shot and keep your distance while reflecting spells. Bart will usually get hit by Fowlheart and flee (Cuchulain's opening casting is scripted, though inflicting Disable is not), but if he doesn't then he'll obnoxiously commit suicide by Lucavi.

If you stole Columbo's gear before he left the party when Agrias lead everyone else into Gafgarian's trap at the gallows, then his gear is still missing during this event battle. Better hope you have a backup save from that far back!
 
Ramza: "He gave a Zodiac stone to my brother?"
I love the lack of an exclamation mark. He's disappointed, but not surprised.
What nearly has me dying with laughter is the original Japanese line: "To my brother? What for?"

Gee, Ramza, I don't know why the Lucavi would want to give auracite to specific people. What kind of weird plot could they possibly have up their sleeve? :eyeroll:

(The alternate explanation is that though Ramza believes Dycedarg to be a schemer, he doesn't believe his brother meets the requirements needed for Lucavi possession.)
 
In a triumph of minimal effort ass-covering, Cardinal Delacroix actually does have one (1) member of the Templars set on the trail of Bart and the Zodiac Stone to show his 'sincerity' in front of the Princess. He chooses the blandest, least outstanding career Templar available to him, and expects nothing of Columbo whatsoever. What's the worst that can happen?

He's an Orator variant with Machinist abilities stapled on, to bully Mustadio, but he starts out as a Level 1 Guest character, to bully the player. He has a good gun and a badge accessory that reflects spells. An unwise player would steal one or both.

The cutscene where Bart gets murdered by Delacroix becomes akin to a Delita stage, but Columbo instead has to keep Bart and himself alive for 3 turns so Ramza can show up. You control Columbo, you do not control Bart. Columbo has best Zodiac compatibility with Delacroix/CuChulain, so you are intended to use Leg Shot and keep your distance while reflecting spells. Bart will usually get hit by Fowlheart and flee (Cuchulain's opening casting is scripted, though inflicting Disable is not), but if he doesn't then he'll obnoxiously commit suicide by Lucavi.

If you stole Columbo's gear before he left the party when Agrias lead everyone else into Gafgarian's trap at the gallows, then his gear is still missing during this event battle. Better hope you have a backup save from that far back!

On his character sheet Columbo has a good gun, but when you actually start the fight he's unarmed.

(Columbo, as a minor plot point in one episode (maybe the only one where he intentionally lets the culprit stay free), does not actually carry a gun and hasn't been to a range for mandatory shooting training for 10+ years. He pays off another cop to fake this and file his paperwork.)
 
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On his character sheet Columbo has a good gun, but when you actually start the fight he's unarmed.

(Columbo, as a minor plot point in one episode (maybe the only one where he intentionally lets the culprit stay free), does not actually carry a gun and hasn't been to a mandatory shooting range for 10 years. He pays off another cop to fake this and file his paperwork.)

You know, I vaguely remembered Columbo does not actually carry a weapon, but I felt I had to make a mechanical compromise to make him FFTactics compatible.

but now that I remember, Mustadio can actually leg shot while weapon less, so you're absolutely right. My bad!

In fact, just make him an Orator and spam stall to survive instead. He can allegedly have machinist abilities, but he starts with no gun and no viable way to get one without stealing Mustadio's.

I'd also give Columbo 100 faith as a guest unit, so he'll wander off when you expect him to officially join (mimicking his episodic structure). This forces people that want to keep him to permanently lower his score with Orator abilities or such.
 
A group of bandits have set up there and are barring the way. At first the leader just asks for us to pay the "toll" but one of his men soon recognizes Ramza's face from his bounty, and they quickly change their minds - the reward on our heads is too good to pass up, they'll be taking our heads.

Yeah, as if.
You know, you would think that eventually all these random outlaws or whoever would realize "hey maybe we shouldn't tangle with the dangerous heretic who leaves a trail of dead bodies everywhere he goes and busts into secure fortresses". Ah well, Skyrim Bandit Overconfidence Syndrome strikes again.

Really though just once I'd like games in situations like these to acknowledge it and have at least one or two of the men go "nope, nada, fuck that" and leave the second they recognize Protaganist McMurderblender.
Loffrey: "I'm told you yourself have some knowledge in poisoncraft."
[There's a long silence.]
Dycedarg: "What of it?"
Loffrey: "I recently learned an interesting fact. I had wondered if you might be aware of it. Mossfungus poisoning leaves spores in the body. When a victim is buried, they say toadstools sprout above the grave."
Dycedarg: "..."
Loffrey: "Forgive me, I digress. Ah, yes, there was another matter - a gift from High Confessor Marcel."
[Loffrey produces a Zodiac Stone.]
Dycedarg: "A gemstone?"
Loffrey: "It is a Zodiac Stone - a blessed crystal from Mullone. The High Confessor wished for you to have it. Please accept it as a symbol of the Church's good faith."
Between him and Alma, we're getting a lotta Beoulve Lucavi at this rate. I'm surprised none of the stones have had a temptation scene with Ramza by this point, honestly, you'd think at least one of the extras he picked up would go "Ramzaaaaaa use my power to save your familyyyyyyy".
Elmdore: "Belias and Cuchulainn… defeated. We are all that's left - we and Adrammelech, who waits trapped in the Rift."
Oh, that really narrows things down all of a sudden? I hadn't realized you collected quite so many stones already, but by those numbers there's only 5 Lucavi total, with only 2 left after this update.
This is the fate they have in mind for Dycedarg. Couldn't happen to a nicer guy, but it's still kind of horrific. And it also, of course, the fate they have in mind for Alma, who is meant to host the "High Seraph."

It seems likely that they mean to turn Ramza's sister into the final boss of the game.
LUCAVI ALMA

LUCAVI ALMAAAAAA

...Of course, if she does get turned into the final boss, that probably makes Demon Alma less likely to be a party member unless this is suddenly the first Final Fantasy to have a NG+/Postgame.
Elmdore: "At last, the hour of my retribution is come."
Okay I've been wondering this all update

What, exactly, is Elmdore getting retribution for??? He keeps talking like "aha Ramza, today I finally settle things with you, our legendary rivalry ends here" when you literally just met him on a rooftop, he murdered a guy, then he swooshed off immediately afterwards. Is he avenging his fellow Lucavi, I guess???
The Assassins reveal they can cast Ultima, yes, that spell, and Agrias is quickly the only survivor. What the fuck.
Oh yep, somehow of all places in the game this is where the Ultimate Magic pops up: on two random demon assassins midway through Chapter 4.
IT WHIFFS. IT. WHIFFS. Gillian is an Aquarius and Cid is a Scorpio, meaning they have terrible compatibility and I hate the Zodiac System so much. Miss chance on resurrection spells is the most obnoxious mechanic in the universe. Elmdore then murders Gillian so we only have Hadrian capable of using Phoenix Down to raise people and I don't care, it doesn't matter. Reload.
You know, the more I read interactions like this from the playthrough, the more I understand why some players consider Item and the Chemist to be a vastly superior support skillset compared to White Magic. Sure, you lose out on buffs and better raises and Holy, but Items Don't Miss.
Elmdore's Vampire ability bites his victim, inflicting moderate damage, healing himself for the same amount, and inflicting the status effect of the same name.

So what does Vampire do?

Well, Agrias is now no longer controllable. Her defenses have dropped to zero, she's now unable to use reaction or movement ability, and every turn, she attacks the closest enemy with her own Vampire skill.

She's been turned into a vampire and is lashing out, berserk, at the first target in range to drink their blood, but still retains barely enough awareness to prioritize enemy units rather than her own allies - unless there are no enemies within her moving range, in which case she will go after an ally instead. This is honestly a pretty big flavor win compared to how weird the Zombie status can get in these games.
Oh shit, Vampire Agrias?

I absolutely choose to headcanon that this is permanent and you are now dragging around Literally A Vampire Agrias for the rest of the game.
Agrias's Vampire attack consumes the remainder of Elmdore's HP. It turns out he wasn't immune to his own bite.

I couldn't have scripted it better myself. This is cinema.
My fanfiction is proven true Vampire Agrias survives. Shit, she even has an excuse to survive the sun or something, doesn't drinking the blood of your vampire sire superboost you in some versions of Vampires? Or is that just Hellsing?

Well Hellsing is awesome anyways, we can go with Hellsing rules.
Oh, fine.

I was not able to acquire Ultima in this fight.

People have obliquely referred to this and I appreciate their efforts at pointing me towards the way without spoiling the big deal, but to spare you an aneurysm: I checked what was the big mystery about needing Squire in the castle fight specifically, and it turns out that Ramza, if he has the Squire job, and takes damage from an Ultima cast, then learns Ultima as a Squire Ability that he can then use.

This is probably another important block of the whole "Squire is Ramza's true job in the narrative" argument. And certainly, no Divine Knight we've seen can use Ultima, so that's definitely pretty special!

Unfortunately Lettie and Celia are stingy as hell on Ultima. When they do use it, they seem to refuse to target Ramza. Also, they're incredibly dangerous, so I need to kill them before they have a chance to act very often. All in all, at this level, this battle is extremely rocket-taggy; I have won it three times (with Cid, with Tynar Rouge, without either), and lost it many more times than this, and at no point did Ramza chance to have Ultima cast upon him, take damage and survive.

So, yeah. I'm not going to do this all over again just for one spell that isn't even signposted in the game proper. Probably.
Understandable, to be honest. Ultima is a cool party trick, but Ultimately not a particularly useful part of Ramza's kit compared to Screaming Very Loudly.
V. Worst Boy Returns
Oh hey this bit, I heard about this. It's a WotL exclusive,
Ar-

Argath!?

Argath??? Of all people??? What the fuck! I saw you die, you piece of shit! I had you stabbed in the back by Hadrian myself!

Wait, that armor - it's a slightly pinker shade than Ramza's purple, but that's the same spiked carapace as Ramza wore in Chapters 2 and 3! He stole Ramza's fit! And what's with his face? Look at his ashen skin tone! Is he sick!?
DERE HE IS
Our opposition is five Ultima Demons
Wait

So does this mean in WotL, you can skip learning Ultima in the middle of a fight with a superpowered Vampire and his pet assassins, and instead just learn it here? Or do these Ultima Demons not actually cast Ultima/teach it?
Ultima isn't even that good. Ramza just did 192 damage with it. His better Iaido skills do more damage than this. But fuck it.

I will not allow Argath to be more of a special boy than Ramza. He now has the Ultimate Spell.

Which apparently sucks, but whatever.
In a vaccum, FFT Ultima sounds pretty neat? Cast time of a tier 2 spell, damage output of a tier 3 spell, low MP cost at only 10 and part of the Squire skillset so you don't even have to have say Black Magic equipped to make use of it.

In actual practice, it's far too little, far too late, in a game where if you really want that high magic damage you just grab some thunder boosters and use that spell type (since typeless Ultima can't get elemental buffs), and a fully magic specced Ramza probably doesn't want the Mettle skillset anyways compared to using two magic skillsets.. At best, it's an alright ranged addition to Ramza's kit if he's playing a hybrid setup like yours is, and as we've seen even in that optimal Magic + Physical build it's kinda mid.
Meliadoul girl what the fuck are you doing here. No I mean literally, why are you here, how did you get to this place in the castle specifically, did you just have some message to pass on to Eldmore and then notice the trail of corpses and follow it to the crypt, what's going on here?
Writers remembered she existed after her one completely pointless combat as "wow it's me the previously completely unmentioned sister of some guy that died last chapter!" and had to slap her in somehow I guess.
Battle over.

This was honestly kind of a walk through the park compared to the Elmdore fight. Of course, we brought Cid, but even with Cid the battle in the hallway could give us some serious trouble - Cid isn't innately immune to status effects anymore than any other character is, he can get infected with vampirism, stopped with Shadowbind, instantly killed with Suffocate, afflicted with Confusion. There's simply a lot more to deal with in that battle than against Zalera, who is mostly a plodding monster with a lot of HP and some scary but not all that effective moves, plus a bunch of trash adds.

This is a useful lesson for all supernatural monsters out there: If your base form is a vampire? Don't bother trying to upgrade. You're not going to do better by turning yourself into a fifteen-foot tall horror of misshapen flesh, claws and limbs; you're just signaling to the player that now is the time where you're most vulnerable to a permakill, probably with a rocket launcher or something.
I'll be honest, I barely even remember this fight as anything more than a quick speedbump. It's certainly a bit of a disappointment after the last two Lucavi were larger than life, end of chapter bosses meant to absolutely destroy your party.
Also fucking Argath was there? Argath!?
Boy, he sure was!

Yeah as I'd heard, this feels like it was a pretty meh interlude shoved in awkwardly, especially compared to a lot of the other exclusive WotL content added which generally felt like an improvement.
Tactics please I cannot take any more of these late game units that have no time to grow please spare me my generics are starving Reis has been doing puppy eyes at me this entire time hoping to take part in the Limberry Battle Beowulf is forgotten in a ditch this is too much, please, I am begging you to go back and introduce some of these in Chapter 3 or something
Fortunately for you, Melidou is pretty much 100% worthless!

Seriously, there is zero point in training her when she joins after Cid of all things, with him already having access to her entire skillset and thensome. I'd honestly place her as barely above Rapha and Marach in terms of worth training, and that's only because it's at least a somewhat useful skillset. At least Beowulf is the only one with his sword skills, or Reis is the only one with magical dragon powers. At least Agrias joins a full two chapters before Cid so she gets the chance to establish herself.
God, what a manipulative little shit.

I want to linger a little bit on Delita's claim to Orran, that he did a kindness to Cid by making him pass for dead. Remember Argath's story: His house, once esteemed, fell into dishonor, poverty, and obscurity based off his grandfather's comparatively minor betrayal. One man sold out his soldiers, and the whole House of Thadalfus was tarred and brought into ignominy.

Delita framed Cidolfus Orlandeau as having murdered his liege lord. Even if no one bore Goltanna any love, the House of Orlandeau is doomed. There's no escaping that betrayal. Orran is headed for, if anything, a worse fate than Argath's kin. And Delita makes the subterfuge around Cid's death sound like a kindness. Then proceeds to leverage Ovelia's trust by forcing her to just accept a completely unreasonable demand in the name of "trust" or tell him to his face she doesn't trust him, which she can't do and can't afford; this is frankly abusive behavior!

However, Ovelia isn't quite so naive as to go along with it, as has been suggested by her moments of thoughtfulness before; she closes the door while remaining inside the room, then walks back to under the wall to eavesdrop on their conversation.
It looks like Delita underestimated his personal bond with Valmafra, and her cynical lack of loyalty to the Church. Or did he? This is all very theatrical, all very staged. It's a production for someone's benefit - I suspect Delita knows Ovelia is observing; it could be meant for her, or it could be meant as a recruitment speech for Orran. Or it's a test of loyalty for Valmafra. Whichever way it is, when Delita decided to deliver a big theatrical speech about betraying the Church and bringing the High Confessor to justice, he knew he'd force Valmafra to act one way or another, and he could capitalize on this by either cementing her loyalty, getting rid of her once she proved herself disloyal to him, and make an impression on Orran and Ovelia at the same time.

I feel confident in saying this, because…

Delita: "Do it, then. Stab me with that dagger. I stand before you unarmed! Strike me down! If you will not, then do not blame me for this!"
[He advances upon Valmafra; the camera pans up; the game plays out a female death cry.]

Did… Delita kill Valmafra?

I mean it seems like the implication, but we won't find out for sure until she either shows up again, or someone tells us she died. But what I really meant is - I fully do not believe that Delita would show up anywhere unarmed except on purpose. That man has had to fend off multiple assassination attempts on Ovelia including in his own fortress. He is a manipulative freak who is always a step of everyone else and trying to keep control over everything. He is also a Holy Knight whose entire superhuman power set is based on having access to a sword. That man brings his sword to church. He probably sleeps with it, too! You're telling me he had time to put on his fancy mink-hemmed coat but not to grab a sword on his way to arresting Orran? Pull the other one.

If he's opening his arms, telling Valmafra is unarmed, and daring her to strike him down, that's because he planned to do this before he even entered the room. Whether that's to see if their bond would make her falter, or whether it was to make an impression on his small audience as he then proceeded to throttle her with his bare hands, I don't know which, but the point is: It was on purpose.

RIP Valmafra. Or maybe not. We'll find out eventually.
Man, Delita is a masterclass manipulator isn't he? You really can't tell if he's just murdered Valmafra or not, you can never tell if his words are false or not... did he seriously gain all those skills in the course of only a year, or did it always come naturally to him even as just "Ramza's Right Hand Guy"?
Zalbaag tosses a coin purse to the Herbalist, telling him this is the promised fee - along with a healthy extra to help him forget all he saw. "Forget what?" the herbalist asks, before turning around and leaving. I'm pleasantly surprised; I honestly expected Zalbaag to just kill the man to ensure his silence.
I feel like we've gotten really different reads of Zalbaag somewhere, because he's always struck me as being at least surface level honorable/a good person. A moral coward and someone who won't hesitate to kill off a commoner like Tetra for being an inconvenience to an overall goal, but that's more "casualties of war" to him compared to what cold-hearted murdering the herbalist would be.

Of course, he might also just be so lost in his own head over the obviously oncoming downfall of his house that he doesn't even consider silencing the witness.
Especially not one in what was already a three-battle gauntlet. By reputation this isn't a particularly hard gauntlet to beat, but is one with lots of side objectives (Get ultima, steal all of Elmdore's shit, including his one-of-a-kind Samurai sword and thus skill).
steal all of Elmdore's shit, including his one-of-a-kind Samurai sword and thus skill
Hey

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Heeeeeeeeeey Omi~
So, generally speaking i've prefered the WoTl version so far. But this is a very bizzare change. Cause, yeah funny that this might just be Elmdore further trolling Ramza, how on earth did they even hear about Argath of all people. Dude was basically a foot-note!

He was a really minor noble that barely mattered in the wider scheme of things! Sure Ramza and Delita probally deeply remembers Argath and have a grudge, but it's not like Elmdore can mind-read them into knowing what would be the most heckling possible corpse to rise.(If he had a choice, why not Ramza's father, who's apparently just as much of a That guy as Cid. Though, this might need a willing host to raise up from the dead)
Others mentioned it, but Argath is at least personally connected to Elmdore, having both served him and being part of the group that saved him in Chapter 1. I suppose from a story perspective that's enough of a connection for him to look at Argath's corpse and go "yeah sure why not" when deciding on who to raise as a personal guardian, though I do agree that overall this doesn't really add much to the game, especially slapped in the middle of an already three combats long sequence. Certainly one of the only changes in WotL that doesn't seem to be a positive one compared to things like the vastly improved script or some of the extra cutaway scenes that add more context.

I just recently got around to buying Tactics Ogre on Steam and it sounds like I really need to get around to playing more than the first map or two.
Technically, Alucard first appeared in Castlevania 3. However as the castlevania wiki notes his appearance there has a significantly different design from later appearances, so the similarity is more likely coincidental or down to common roots.
Yeah, iirc Castlevania 3 Alucard is basically just a mini-dracula in appearance, black cloak, black hair, the works. Wasn't until Symphony that we got the better known Castlevania Alucard with the Bishie White Hair and all that.
 
Elmdore: "You are strong. There… there is no denying that. It is more than I can overcome… so bound within this fragile shell of flesh."
[He teleports away.]
Huh, well I guess you could say-
One might almost say that he is stifled by this vessel of flesh, eh?
...
Well never mind then.

Still, interesting to see the design for Zalera here.

I remember seeing something a while back about Columbo being in one of the Final Fantasy gachas for some reason, so I guess he actually would be eligible to be another tactics crossover character.

That would be Colundo who shows up in Brave Exvius.

Here's his design


Behold, boy band Columbo!
 
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So yeah, Ultima, it's got the cast time of a tier 2 spell but the damage output of just under a tier three spell while lacking an elemental affinity--so it hits everything equally, combined with the cheese to give Ramza 100 Faith and a caster build with Mettle as a secondary skill, you get The Theoretical Best Caster In The Game who is always capable of doing respectable damage no matter the target, and can be buffing himself up when he doesn't have something to cast on.

Alas, Casters in Tactics are undervalued compared to the murderblenders that are high end fighters, even disregarding the uniques and their overpowered as shit skills.
Yeah, a running thing I've seen in a lot of FF games is that the spell billed as the most powerful, often ends up being weaker than the thunaga, Blizzaga, and Firaga spells if you use weaknesses correctly.
 
Really though just once I'd like games in situations like these to acknowledge it and have at least one or two of the men go "nope, nada, fuck that" and leave the second they recognize Protaganist McMurderblender.
There was that battle in which the leader was "Hell no, that's GAFFGARION!" but really couldn't leave because to do so would see him (and his henchmen, I assume) accused and hunted down as a heretic.
 
What, exactly, is Elmdore getting retribution for??? He keeps talking like "aha Ramza, today I finally settle things with you, our legendary rivalry ends here" when you literally just met him on a rooftop, he murdered a guy, then he swooshed off immediately afterwards. Is he avenging his fellow Lucavi, I guess???

Perhaps he bears a grudge against Beoulves since he died fighting against them?
 
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