It's hard to match a Louis V with dragon scales, okay? Sacrifices must be made in the name of fashion.Just because it's predictable doesn't mean it's wrong
Mans is a coward
I remember a Zarghidas. Zarghidas Trade City. Weird, to change it to Sal Ghidos. Zarghidas is a pretty okay name for a city.
And that dev was valid. Even if they cowarded out on the design.So, how does Dragonkin work? Well, it has a lot of unique features. For such a late-game, entirely missable addition to the roster, a huge amount of customization went into Reis's design; she was probably some kind of dev favorite.
Point of order: Do not do this. Bags apparently cannot be dual-wielded, and their weapon power is just inescapably low; Reis is legitimately better off with an unarmed build using Martial Arts/Brawler from Monk, or an equipment proficiency for regular weapons. No joke, unarmed Reis is extremely good.But you see, Reis has innate dual wield. So if we buy her not one, but two Hydrascale bags, she can equip both, and grant her +2 Speed and also the power to hit enemies with two purses at the same time.
Yeah I was afraid of this. She's apparently one of the strongest characters in the game if given a little time to cook (her stat growth is functionally like, either best or close to it across the entire spread all at once), but 'scales extremely hard' and 'acquired lategame' is an... awkward combination.Will we make long-term use of Reis? I don't know. She has the other problem as all the other late-game recruits, in that there's very little time left to turn her into a lovingly handcrafted blorbo with custom ability sets; we'd have to rely entirely on her presumably OP native special job. And she's no Cid, although… Hm. If these starting stats are indicative of her stat growth… And of course, we can expand her equipment list by swapping Reis into new jobs once we're satisfied with what she has with Dragonkin.
This seems like a merely good unit as-is that would turn into completely crazy if she had enough time to branch out and equip some support abilities from other jobs.
Given how reference-happy Tactics is (albeit mostly in errands), it might have been a deliberate reference to Sage Ghido from FFV that the PSX translators missed.I remember a Zarghidas. Zarghidas Trade City. Weird, to change it to Sal Ghidos. Zarghidas is a pretty okay name for a city.
The cast times are super long, too.Genuinely what the fuck were they cooking. I can't even come up with a joke explanation, they just made the game wrong. In fact I'm pretty sure I remember from reading about it a while back that Cloud's Limits are also cast-based like a spell or Jump so he's at risk of his target moving away or killing his ass while he tries to Omnislash them. Did they design him wrong on purpose, as a joke???
Yeah. The Bags are way too bad as a weapon, especially as end game nears.Point of order: Do not do this. Bags apparently cannot be dual-wielded, and their weapon power is just inescapably low; Reis is legitimately better off with an unarmed build using Martial Arts/Brawler from Monk, or an equipment proficiency for regular weapons. No joke, unarmed Reis is extremely good.
Did a bit of digging, apparently the problem isn't their weapon power, the problem is that unlike literally every weapon you normally use, bag damage is random?! The damage for like, swords or spears or bows or whatever are a flat formula of combining and multiplying a few stats with each other, but bags, along with axes and flails (two other weapons I can't recall Omicron ever mentioning through this LP, gee, I wonder why!) instead do damage equal to a random value somewhere between 1 and the predicted damage. So not only is their actual damage gonna be on average half that of similarly statted weapons, it's unreliable too!Yeah. The Bags are way too bad as a weapon, especially as end game nears.
Never thought of putting Reis fight unarmed though. Young me somehow thought to just follow the Outfitters' suggestion.
Also, the Outfitter actually suggested Bags/female-specific accessories on every single female units for some reason, including Agrias. I honestly thought the Outfit suggestion system sucked after that.
This was the era of mascot characters for video games I think, it wasn't just branding of 'here's more of what you like', but characters were starting to be expected to show up in situations and games where they're not from. I think this is the most blatant 'this is just them from another game' insert that I can recall in the series.
Nah, while those were both developed by third party companies, they were both at least published by Sony, and thus given mascot cache; FF Tactics was only published by Sony in the US, and so would have been developed with an eye towards being purely a Square representing project.Since this was the PlayStation, we could've almost had Crash Bandicoot show up.
Or Spyro, he'd fit the setting relatively better, and being sucked through a portal due to a tinkerer messing around was how his second game started
Reis has my favorite design of the FFT cast. I find it absolutely hysterical that this epic dragon-princess...looks utterly normal. She has a cute design, sure, but at the end of the day, she's a woman in a dress...
..who will hit you with her purse so hard you get a concussion. If you're lucky. If you're unlucky, she'll turn your way and without any warning whatsoever spit a tongue of napalm that burns you to death in the city streets. Walking warcrime Gucci gang. Character design of all time.One of the Thieves does open up with a successful Steal Heart on Gillian, but joke's on him; our girl's speed is so low that I have ample time to have Reis turn around and whack her with her purse until she comes back to her senses.
Cloud: "...you damn dirty ape."
Did a bit of digging, apparently the problem isn't their weapon power, the problem is that unlike literally every weapon you normally use, bag damage is random?! The damage for like, swords or spears or bows or whatever are a flat formula of combining and multiplying a few stats with each other, but bags, along with axes and flails (two other weapons I can't recall Omicron ever mentioning through this LP, gee, I wonder why!)
Reis is a lv 35 Dragonkin. According to her job blurb, she is not merely a human who was transformed into a dragon for a while and retains certain traits for it; she in fact bears the blood of the dragons, and is descended from the Holy Dragon itself. So Reis is not merely a Dragon Wife; she is herself descended from a long line of Dragon Wives. Incredible stuff.
To be perfectly fair, Ivalice does canonically have humanoid species running around, not just humans. Perhaps not openly in this era, but since Reis is here, it implies that most of them are probably hiding away.And sure, the devs might be cowards with Beowulf... but look at Reis' lore.
Some ancient chad did, in fact, look at a holy dragon and think "would."
What a game, Final Fantasy Tactics.
Imrix being horny for dragons? Checks out.And that dev was valid. Even if they cowarded out on the design.
I will actually go against the grain here and say that Beowulf is not being a coward here. By all accounts, Reis does not want to be a dragon, and when your wife wants to be a human, you help her become a human.What even is there to say here. We're given no explanation or backstory here; there is no further dialogue. It simply turns out that Reis was, in fact, Beowulf's girlfriend, at some point she was turned into a dragon, and he quested for a way to return her to her previous form (I see you, people already typing "coward" in the reply box).
According to her job blurb, she is not merely a human who was transformed into a dragon for a while and retains certain traits for it; she in fact bears the blood of the dragons, and is descended from the Holy Dragon itself.
She also becomes able to use Dragon's Charm to make enemy units leave their party and join ours
Cloud!? Cloud Strife!? What the fuck are you doing in this game, man! What is happening here! At least Luso and Balthier were contextually presented as fellow Ivalicians who kind of got lost on their way to their original story, but did Cloud just get teleported from the FF7 world?