21stCentury
Let's get down to bismuth
- Location
- Canada
- Pronouns
- They/Them
I made a bad joke here but it wasnt good enough.
It looks like not only was it conquered, but all the able-bodied men (and women? Laguna says 'able-bodied men' were sent off to war and Raine is still here, but he also says that only 'old people and children' were left, so it's not clear whether Galbadia conscripts women as well as men. Wonder if it's a translation issue.) were conscripted to fight in Galbadia's many wars.
Unfortunately, any mascot character created after 2011 has a roughly 40% of secretly being evil, so CMCBPS has become a depressingly common malady amongst us nerds.I'm diagnosing you with a moderate case of CMCBPS (Chronic Mascot Character Betrayal Paranoia Syndrome). Considering both FFVII and another Square RPG you may or may not have played, It's not an unwarranted fear.
Laguna is inside a home we've never seen before, and a girl approaches to tell him that someone is here to see him; the translation is trying to convey she's talking in 'baby-talk,' I think, but using conventions I haven't seen before, like rendering 'you' as 'yoo' (I have no idea what that's meant to sound like) and others I've seen before like 'tawking' instead of 'talking.'
Laguna: "...I think the fairies are here."
Kiros: "...Fairies? Yeah, I guess so…"
Kiros: "What exactly do you do here?"
Laguna: "It's like this. All the working men in this town were sent off to war. The only ones still left in town are old people, children, chocobos, dogs, and cats. And I'm sure you've noticed, but the monsters have made their way into town. This here town took real good care of me. So basically, I want to return the kindness. You're looking at the Monster Hunter of Winhill!"
That last question is answered almost immediately by Squall waking up in some kind of hexagonal cell. He's still in the same clothes with no sign of injury, so I guess they just… Took him in, healed him, then put him back in his old clothes and threw him in jail? Best not think too hard about it.
Mean Guy: "Shut up!!! Don't screw around with me!!! You understand who's in charge here!?"
Not the most conclusive of notes to end on, but the Gateway Team is now fully armed and loaded and ready to tackle the prison and, presumably, rescue Squall.
- When Kiros asks Laguna why he sticks around, he calls the patrols "a game", rather than "a thing", so Laguna's follow up is "it's not a game", which suggests that he does care about the work itself, in addition to the other reasons he's staying in Winhill.
- Quistis is more direct in answering Rinoa's worries of "we attacked the president" with "the president is dead".
- One minor change in dialogue is that the Galbadian Soldier who talks about Esthar's kidnappings says they're looking for "a woman" to be Adel's successor, rather than "little girls", and further says that both Ellone and Raine would be in danger, not just Ellone herself. A minor change, but since Edea seems like she's older than Ellone +18 (that'd be somewhere in one's mid-twenties; Edea is visibly more adult than that), one I thought was worth pointing out.
Yeah, it's one of those cases where the literal meaning of the Japanese line is "The president is no longer here", but everyone knows it's a common euphemism for "dead". I have no idea why the English translation uses "no longer in charge".
Surely, this would be Emperor Mateus II? Right?
Not only is Squall in his old clothes, the clothes are free of any large holes from the huge ice spike. So there's apparently a tailor on staff in this prison.
The Japanese name for this guy is "Guy Who Gives A Bad Feeling" (いやな感じのヤツ). No, I don't know what significance that has. I suppose "Mean Guy" works as well.
Did another Mateus conquer hell before him?
Could be worse, what if they pulled inspiration from Springtime for Hitler?Combined with the town's aesthetic, yeah, I'm calling it, FFVIII is pulling from The Sound of Music.
Had to go look at the concept art and character models for a proper look, but I think you hit it spot on. I'm simultaneously getting hints of Michael Jackson and JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, somehow. Those "bangs" would drive me nuts. Can't seem to pull any good pictures for everyone to look at though, sorry.On the bright side, Kiros being the most incredibly pretty femboy we've seen so far (I honestly thought he was female on my first playthrough) is definitely an unique choice for a black character.
Gotta love Japan's insistence on not giving a straightforward answer. All about that implicit vs explicit communication method. I've heard about a guy who was asked "Do you have any pets?" and instead of saying "No," he said "Maybe my cat is dead."Yeah, it's one of those cases where the literal meaning of the Japanese line is "The president is no longer here", but everyone knows it's a common euphemism for "dead". I have no idea why the English translation uses "no longer in charge".
But it's true that if you want to say, leave your PS1 on for a week on one battle to trigger the special-thing
Rinoa herself recognizes that the SeeD aren't actually members of the team, but are weapons to be pointed at things she wants fucked up, they're not on board with anything they're doing and their supposed expertise does not apply to planning operations.
....I forgot how much Galbadia garden looks like a giant fucking Jello mold.
It seems like this whole plan hinged on the Sorceress finding it beneath her dignity to stoop so low as to climb down her carriage and just walk straight out without obstruction
I thought Tales of Berseria had an interesting approach to this, aided somewhat by a smaller main cast. You have 6 characters, and a party size of four, but all six are narratively implied to be there for all your fights, and you have the ability to semi-freely (consuming an in-combat resource) swap out one of your frontliners for someone in the back line during battle. Presumably the four-person main party limit is kind of a Too Many Cooks situation.
The answer, it turns out, is 'not caring about the monsters to begin with.'
Omicron please, this is Final Fantasy Shounen Battle Academy Edition. You know there's a very real chance something as minor as dying isn't enough to stop the President.
I am 100% certain that the game just plain shouldn't have let you have any random encounters before the guards with the weapons and locked out the magic command,
...It occurs to me...Adloquium said:maybe all the women have already been taken by Esthar before Galbadia sent in the troops to allegedly keep the peace
Wouldn't that imply "Yes", not "No"?Noxlux013 said:I've heard about a guy who was asked "Do you have any pets?" and instead of saying "No," he said "Maybe my cat is dead."
I will copy the post I have made in the spoiler thread about this point (To put context, someone asked me why I was telling Omicron to wait before watching the french version because it's spoiling something) :Also since now it's not spoilers, someone in the thread mentioned that one of the other translations apparently makes an outright joke of it during that scene??? Like Ward just goes "screw you Laguna I'm gonna not talk for the rest of the game!" Absolute wild west of translations, I tell ya wat
The fact that Ward will not speak anymore. And as Omicron has noticed that Ward has his throat injured, I think it will be a nice (and sad) bit that Omicron understand by himself that Ward becomes mute because of this moment.
So, the problem with the french version ?
They have made the whole thing a joke.
On the hill, the discussion begins the same way (a reference about a grandma who said that speak about bad things will make them happen), and basically, things goes like this :
Ward : Ok, so, I know what I will do then...
Laguna : What ?
Ward : I will not speak anymore until the end of the game !!!
Laguna : What are you talking about ?? Even if I call you FAT you will say nothing ??
Ward : NOTHING !!
And the situation returns as the same as in english and the "jump" from the cliff.
By itself, it's not a big deal. But in the same time, I feel it will ruin how Omicron has said this scene was touching, and will impede the future of discovering that this scene had made Ward mute (well, maybe he is only mute in the french version, I will not be surprised if it was the case because how the french version is).
But yeah, after he has met mute Ward, he should watch it to enjoy this WTF.
So this is the bad kind of military occupation. Not that there is a good kind, really, but these soldiers actively do not care about monsters preying on the local population; they are here solely and entirely for the purpose of preventing a sneak attack by Esthar, the mystery nation that Laguna fought in Centra in the last flashback.
So he's literally a disabled veteran who is rewarded for his service by finding a dead-end job in the physical embodiment of the regime's ruthless authoritarian rule. You could… Pretty much take this out of any post-Vietnam American movie about vets, huh. Interesting.
I… think what's going on here is that Laguna and Kiros are aware of the SeeD group's presence, but because they lack any knowledge of it, they've been attributing these odd episodes of strange thoughts they hear to 'fairies'? And the talk about battles being a cinch suggests to me that they also sense that they fight better when these 'fairies' are with them. Which means that perhaps the power of Junction is being transferred to Squall, Kiros and Ward when the SeeDs dream of them? They are literally empowered by their presence.
I mean, good for Julia. She finally wrote that song, based on that one evening with Laguna, and broke out into a superstar. He knew Madonna before she was famous. That's nice.
I have complicated feelings about the way Kiros's visual design 'exoticizes' him as a Black character between his use of katars and his new outfit, but he kinda does look really cool.
Incidentally, we've just learned the Doom Command, which allows us to inflict Doom (instant death on a timer) on enemies. I dunno if I'll really find any use for it.
And also weird. The Desert Prison is a prison for political prisoners, isn't it? This has been emphasized repeatedly. Now, there are many ways to lock up political prisoners, with varying degrees of brutality, up to the full 'gulag where everyone fucking freezes to death' type of prison, but what you don't need to lock up a bunch of activists and anarchists and political nerds is individualized steel cell that are disconnected from each other and moved through a complex crane system.
nd it's entirely fair for someone in-character to suspect the same. Seifer, specifically, has never been allowed to join SeeD, and as a result he resents the entire institution. So it's completely believable for him to become convinced that SeeDs have some sort of big secret that everybody in SeeD knows about that is revealed at their initiation ceremony, which he probably imagines to be some kind of sinister Illuminati-style introduction instead of being boringly invited to the Headmaster's office where he gives everyone a few platitudes and words of encouragement. And because SeeDs are elite operatives with supernatural powers, and Squall specifically is the one he is closest to actually respecting, of course they'd resist a little torture.
Unfortunately, there's nothing he can do. The guard left behind keeps torturing Squall and asking for questions Squall definitely doesn't have the answer to, until Squall is left with only two options:
Holy shit, Selphie.
I love how there is absolutely zero connective tissue between what Selphie loves or finds cute and why she's fine gruesomely destroying for the sake of the mission. Train? Blow it up with a missile! Cute furry mascot? Skin him for a disguise! The mascot immediately backs away in fright and she insists she was kidding (while doing the hand-on-head 'eto bleh!' pose to boot!) and Zell thinks that no, she didn't sound like she was.
Somewhat disappointingly, their plan to draw a guard into the room is for Quistis and Selphie to just play dead and for Zell to call out the guards and say they need help because they fell unconscious and a snake might have bit them. It's a trick so old there is no way it should ever work, but one of the guards does enter the room to check what's happening, wherein he quickly finds out what happens when you're in the same room as Zell without two guns pointed on him.
…oh, yeah, magic works just fine. I'm going to choose to ignore that as a gameplay contrivance, because if the anti-magic field is only working inside the cell then there was literally no reason for Quistis and Selphie to stay in rather than go out with Zell.
Chivalric romance? Courtly love? (ain't an expert, but they don't tend to end well to the knight, do they?)I'd note how Seifer has fallen into a kind of...I'd call it storybook thinking?
Raine: "You mean Julia, the singer?"
Kiros: "That's right. Laguna really admired her and always frequented her night club."
Laguna: "Shut up! So what if I did!"
Raine: "Julia used to sing at a night club?"
Kiros: "No, she didn't sing. She just played the piano."
Raine: "Then the first song she released was 'Eyes On Me'?"
Laguna: "H-How does the song go?"
Raine: "You don't know?"
Laguna: "Well, you never hear me hear it!"
Raine: "I didn't know you listened to music. The song's about being in love… I really like it."
Kiros: "Heard she recently got married."
Raine: "Oh yeah! To some army general, right? General Caraway or something?"
Kiros: "I'm not too sure."
Raine: "I read in a magazine that her true love went off to war and never came back. General Caraway comforted her while she was feeling down. That's how they got to know each other."
Kiros: "...So she didn't wait for the soldier to come back..?"
Laguna: "So what! Who cares!? As long as she's happy, right? That's all that matters! (He turns around and leaves the screen.) "Ain't that right, Elle?"
Ellone: "Right! Uncle Laguna and Raine are…"
Laguna: "Ahhhhhh!"
(Side note: Here, Laguna's "Aaaah" overlays the 'Raine' bit of Ellone's dialogue box, so it's clear he's trying to drown out whatever she's saying because he's embarrassed..)
Laguna: "OK, enough talk about this!"
I… Was not expecting this.
I mean, good for Julia. She finally wrote that song, based on that one evening with Laguna, and broke out into a superstar. He knew Madonna before she was famous. That's nice.
But also what's going on.
They're the female lead and a hot dominatrix, it doesn't surprise me that other ladies get lost in the shuffle, even though Selphie is The Best.
Mildly autistic genki girl? If I'm talking to someone who isn't steeped in nerd circles, maybe something along the lines of "cheerful girl with her head in the clouds and no brain/mouth filter".I mean... how would you go about explaining Selphie to somebody who hasn't played FFVIII?
Omni's stated several times that money hasn't mattered much in this game so it probably doesn't mean anything either way.Um, I may be misremembering, but I'm pretty sure feeding the interrogator a line of bullshit instead of insulting him is an immediate SeeD rank-down on your next paycheck.
Lying in this section also reduces the help you get from the Moombas (the lion-like beings). They can give valuable items or create shortcuts, but they only appear if you stand your ground, are brave, and fight for what is just. If you lack courage, lie, or submit to authority, according to my guide book, they won't appear.Um, I may be misremembering, but I'm pretty sure feeding the interrogator a line of bullshit instead of insulting him is an immediate SeeD rank-down on your next paycheck.
Ah yes.Lying in this section also reduces the help you get from the Moombas (the lion-like beings). They can give valuable items or create shortcuts, but they only appear if you stand your ground, are brave, and fight for what is just. If you lack courage, lie, or submit to authority, according to my guide book, they won't appear.