Lady Luck: A Roll to Dodge Adventure (IC)

The tiny machine had no idea what's going on. Confused and irritated, it decided to turn upon the Creator's go-to maxim for when things get confusing and irritating.
munchkinomatic threw 1 6-faced dice. Reason: Turn into a giant killer robot Total: 5
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Gah! The bear awoke with a start. Where was he now? What madness had transpired as he had slept, let slip that vigilance against the dangers of this never-ending madness?

It turned around, took in the bridge as it sat on the Captain's chair, bears manning their stations at a brisk efficiency.

Good, good.

It relaxed.

Order was still maintained and a quick check confirmed all its abilities were still available, held at the end of its claws.

Now, to work.

@MrEgret Apologies Captain, I was... indisposed. Needless, I offer an alliance of convenience. Our goals are similar, you and I. Protection. It would be beneficial to pool our abilities towards this. And to prove my sincerity I shall assist you in your current predicament.

The bear swiveled its seat forward and ordered the crew to battle stations. The ship accelerated towards the coordinates of Egret.

And the bear settled on the cushions, willed reality to warp to its whims. A fleet of AI and telepathic controlled ships of every size, shape, class, role, and function. It would be connected to its mind in a similar manner as its connection with the Forest. The fleet is it, but it is more than just the fleet.

(OOC: Naturally the aesthetic is glowing forests as is its brand of telepathy. So +1 to all Forest rolls?)
Zeitgeist Blue threw 1 6-faced dice. Reason: AI Fleet Total: 4
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PHASE 25: Does This Mean We Have to Move Again?
PHASE 25: DOES THIS MEAN WE HAVE TO MOVE AGAIN?

Rolls to dodge are here.

A soft whine rose high in her throat. A sword made for battle she might be, but even Kintsugi had her limits. And she did not want to die for the fourth time in so many minutes.

At least the first thing was dead, but what was she going to do about this one? She was wounded and something weird was going on with her powers.

...maybe if she had her hellicarrier attack? It could hurt, but so could a lot of other things. Kintsugi slithered back and pointed herself at the thing's friend. "Kill it!"

The helicarrier fires bullets of gold, and tears right through the being's armor, killing it quite handily!

Suddenly, you shiver. Something's wrong... as if a great evil has been unleashed...

Wait, why are you in a cathedral?!

"It's isn't fair" Ziizo said while touching her wounded knee "I cannot even say that bad joke because it wasn't a arrow"

"Aren't you forgetting something" Sharp Spear interrupted.

Ziizo pulled her wallet from the hammerspace in the ring and grabbed a coin "I already planned something" she said "I plan to use this coin to make the next laser bounce and hit that boulder over" she explained pointing to a nearby hanging rock "a part of the boulder will hit the flaming crossbow over there" she continued pointing to the mentioned trap "that will change it's bolt path into the explosives over there and so on until all traps here activate in a completely safe manner .... at least for us, I don't care if I accidentally kill the guy that put us in this low budget Saw movie"

"That must be one of the stupiest plans I have hear" Said Sharp Apear truthfully.

"It the only kind of plan that worked since this started" Ziizo answered looking with a confused expresion towards the lasers "these things are taking a lot of time to recharge"

You flick the coin and trigger a trap that sends several arrows flying straight at you! By sheer luck, you're only grazed by the arrows... though, in a burst of truly cruel irony, the graze is on your knee. -1 to next roll.

Suddenly, a palpable feeling of darkness sweeps over you. Something has awakened... something dark...

And then, without warning, you find yourself in a cathedral... squashed between a wall and a spaceship.

ziizo is Dead.

...why are there so many spaceships in the afterlife? @UbeOne

"FUCK! OK, I'M GOING TO THE LOCATION OF THAT FUCKING SCIENTIST, RIGHT NOW! SURELY SHES RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL OF THIS! JUST THE TYPE TO ATTEMPT TO KILL ALL THE OTHERS IN HER HYPOCRITICAL MIND! PROBOBLY DOESN'T KNOW THE AFTERLIFE EXISTS.

You look around, but, uhhhh...

>Sensory input is being delayed by too many variables. Please stand by...

>...nonstandard energy source detected! High levels of power and of malevolence!

>Alert! Location shifti100010101011010101110101010101...


EternalLurker is Dead.

>...no.

>I refuse.

>That scientist will not get the better of me!


And with that, you're back to life in a cathedral.

...you still don't know where the scientist is, though.

"After all that bravado and bluster, just to die like some sort of lesser being....."

The depressing realization of its own mortality struck the formless being.

"What is the point of existence if even one such as me can end in such an ignoble manner? How can lesser beings even bear to stand it?", the Entity not normaly one for things such as philosophy mused, mulling over what it had believed and what it now knew about reality.

"I have failed and that Avatar's still out there and it's now a part of reality itself, with all the powers I once wielded at its disposal, the universe ripe for the taking...". Krogoth felt an odd urge to stare at hands it didn't have as it realized the implications of what was to come, "What have I wrought? I've likely doomed reality itself because of my arrogance!"

Falling to the closest thing a formless being had to knees Krogoth simply stayed there for a time, wallowing in its failure in the empty afterlife. The Entity would likely have stayed there for the rest of eternity if a sudden wave of anger had not began to sweep over its already emotional mind. A strong feeling of determination forcing it to stop moping, instead driving it forward, a sense of purpose, a self imposed penance that demanded Krogoth redeem itself of its failure.

But first, Krogoth would need a proper body if it was to return to reality, one of power and rightiousness, a form fitting for a humbled god seeking redemption.

It seems humility has given you the strength to finally take physical form. It's not as impressive as you were expecting, perhaps, but it give the general appearance of strength and nobility, so you'll take it.

You shiver, feeling a dark feeling wash over you, and an upheaval in the "landscape" around you. The Avatar must have done something... You have to stop him!

And then, with that, your determination becomes enough to bring you back to life. Though you're in a cathedral for some reason.

"I have no idea.." I say, as I look around.
"It would appear that someone is messing up reality.." I mumble, then look down at Earendil.
"Home is where the heart is, is it not?" I asked, ready to teleport myself to Middle Earth during the 3rd age..

You teleport and AUGH LAVA FIRE AUGH

Tyrannops is Dead.

Right as you reach the afterlife, a tremor rocks the place. A feeling of blackness washes over you.

...has Ancalagon made his next move? You have to go back. Like it or not, you're responsible for putting. Him. Down.

And then, without further ado, you're back to life, at the edge of a volcano.

"...I have no idea what just happened," mutters Earendil.

I facepalmed as I realized what I forgot to do for Asylum, before considering how I could deal with it. I wanted no part of what I was currently dealing with at the moment, but I was stuck on how I could teleport-proof my home and get back to it at the same time. Ultimately I settled on a device that would automatically bring me and Anne back to Asylum after any unwanted departures. Actually, even better, one that would allow me to freely travel back and forth between Asylum and the rest of reality with a mere thought! Ooh, let's also make it set my respawn location to Asylum.

I grinned maniacally as the plans formed in my mind, a storm of ideas reaching critical mass. Of course, I wanted it to actually be in Asylum, but I could just will it into being. Yes, with this machine I and those I designate can simply be wherever we want or need to be, with none of that inconvenient travelling between! Cackling as I did so, I forced my will upon reality.

Also @Whisper1 I know you're listening. This could possibly be a great opportunity to make contact with several of the other people Lady Luck dragged into this scenario. Perhaps you could set up some sort of group to help keep some of the more dangerous lunatics under control?

The machine takes form! But not anywhere you can see it; in fact, it appears to have woven itself into your very DNA in a completely non-painful manner. The odds of this ability being taken from you are quite low, and now using it is as simple as using a limb to you.

+1 to all location rolls.

Suddenly, you shiver. Coldness, blackness, darkness... all hard to quantify, but they are undoubtedly what you are feeling now.

What have those idiots done?

And why are you now in a cathedral?

Jake looks around, weathering through the heat of the flames. This wasn't Uminari city, and he definitely didn't want to be here with Count Dracula and Dr. Tacky Cape, a.k.a Doom. But when in Rome do as the Romans and try to salvage as much as one can from the situation.

...That probably wasn't how the saying goes, but hey! He tried.

"Okay!". Jake spoke. "We appear to be in some stone hallway lined with traps! By tht logic, this must be a dungeon! Hence, it is time for!" Jake readied a Divine Buster. "A dungeon bypass!"

He fires a beam of energy at the wall, hoping it's steong enough to carve out a path straight out of... Wherever this place is.

You blast a large hole into the wall! ...unfortunately, all that appears to have done is expose more hallways.

You shiver at a sudden feeling of blackness and evil. ...something's wrong. Even more so than Count Tacky Cape and Victor von Tacky Cape.

At this point, you're so used to changes in scenery that your sudden appearance in a cathedral doesn't really faze you. Dracula, however, mutters something in a foreign language that you suspect is a curse word. Then he lunges at you, swiping with his claws (and since when did he have claws?) and only barely being grazed by Doom's attack on him. Thankfully, you avoid the worst of the blow, but nonetheless, he has drawn blood.

"Urgh... So. Jake. We meet again." A man in some sort of cloak with eyes on it is hobbling towards you, cane in one hand and a Pokeball in the other. "Twice, you have prevented me from conquering Unova. So now, I will erase you from existence!"

"Get in line, peasant," Doom growls. "This man is mine to destroy!"

"So I'll have to destroy you first, then. No matter." He throws the Pokeball, revealing a buffalo thing that charges at Doom, who literally takes the bull by the horns and throws it into a wall. This, however, seems to have only pissed off the buffalo.

-1 to next roll.

*Twitch*
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raising my hand to the communicator...

"Destroy the place... Fire all weapon systems and raise shields"

The ships fire... and then a gigantic mirror appears, somehow reflecting all of that firepower back onto your own fleet before you can raise the shields! Your fleet is... not in good shape.

pharaoh122 is Wounded.

As if to add insult to injury, you feel something. Something dark. Something evil.

"Like someone walking on my grave," one of the crew mutters, just as you and your whole fleet transitions into what appears to be a very crowded cathedral. This does not do good things to your burn wounds.

-1 to next roll.

"I'll take that as a 'no'. Allow me to show you who you're dealing with, little baby undead dragon god." I said, ignoring the traps that had struck me.

I raised the sword of shadows and slashed downward, creating chains of shadow, each one then remaining on his essence (Not the body) after striking him, wrapping and immobilizing him.. painfully.

"Consider yourself fortunate that I'm in a good mood this hour." I said, even as they wrapped around him.

(OOC: With +1 from shadow rolls.)

The shadows wrap around him even as the dragon thing struggles, throwing raw power at your bonds and... funneling it into you?

Its eyes widen almost comically. "No! My power! This cannot be!"

Yet, apparently, it is. All of Ancalagon's power is now yours, and you are a god twice over.

Ha ha. Hahahaha. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!

+1 to all death rolls.

You're so busy laughing evilly that you don't really bother to acknowledge the change of location.

+1 to next roll to dodge Genten.

...Ouch...

...I want to teleport back to where I was, to where my fleet is... not an unfriendly place like this...

A feeling of darkness sweeps over you, further heightening your desire to get out of here!

And before long, you are out of there. Back at your fleet.

...at which point you and your fleet are randomly teleported into a cathedral. Literally, into the cathedral. Stupid telefrag.

UbeOne is Dead.

...

The afterlife is... honestly, pretty boring. Though perhaps more girly than you expected, what with the only other inhabitants in the area being a maid and a pony. @ziizo

I was never very good at parties anyway.

"We're back," Kester sounded as relieved as his ring-voice would allow. "I am sorry about... earlier. I don't know-"

"That's okay," the girl said. "I killed them all."

There was a pause.

"And anyway that wasn't the first time I've died. I just didn't want you to be brainwashed. Friggin' eldritch abominations, they always have to be all-powerful and drive everyone mad..."

"...How did you die the first time?"

"Let's just say it involved an evil overlord and my least favourite food. I think he's on one of those screens right now. The one facing off with the dragon Grim Reaper."

"I see him," Kester said. "Should we do something? Perhaps enough life energy will change the dragon's nature so it is no longer a threat."

The overlord slashed down with his sword.

"I think he can take care of himself," the girl said.



"I am not a leader, doctor. But I suppose this is a networking opportunity, at least from a certain point of view..."

Might as well have an awesome comms setup to go with the surveillance. She could probably base it on an improved version of Nim's telepathy. One that could address one or several individuals as required, and private to her and them.

First message, private, to the kobold/goblin-person in charge of the stone fortress: "This is your idea of a party?"

Unfortunately, just as you're extending your mind outward to send the message, Shard finishes absorbing the power of Ancalagon, sending out a dark pulse of energy that fills your head with static. No permanent harm seems to have been sustained, but you have quite the headache. Randomly teleporting into a cathedral isn't helping.

-1 to next roll.

I have no idea what just happened but good god did that hurt, and ooooh god it's that crazy scientist.

She hasn't reacted to me yet. She's just... cackling.

. . .I should use my x-ray vision on her. Just to, ah, make sure she isn't smuggling weapons.

Yeeeeeeah. Weapons.

. . .

...Well, whatever. X-Ray vision is my new favorite power. Saving that sight to the mental scrapbook. Now, back to the issue at hand.

An insane, plausibly homicidal scientist is cackling in front of me. Typically, when such an individual starts to cackle, you want to be anywhere else, because the next step is probably unleashing their doomsday device, or army of atomic supermen, or whatever.

My first instinct is to get back in the Pimpwalker and get the hell out of here, all subtle-like. Unfortunately, I have no idea where I am, the Pimpwalker isn't exactly stealthy, and so many other things.

So, once more, what I need is a distraction. And who should happen to be nearby but Enydnu, all fired up and ready for vengeance! Wonderful.

Nudging her with my elbow, I nod towards the scientist.

"Hey, Enydnu", I mock whisper. "It's that CRAZY SCIENTIST I mentioned. The one what has the ROBOTS and the DEATH RAYS and the EVIL PLANS."

Nodding to myself, I then step back. Whatever the hell Enydnu does now is up to her. Hopefully it will be sufficiently distracting.

In the meantime, I need a disguise.

. . .

Wait, why do I need a disguise? Scientist-lady shouldn't have seen anything but the Pimpwalker. I doubt she knows what I look like. I can just pretend that the Pimpwalker isn't mine! Hahah! Flawless.

Okay, so I just need to be able to communicate with Phillippe, and tell him to stomp around a bit or something. It's brilliant.

"I wish for the ability to communicate telepathically!"

Wait... Enydnu is outside the Pimpwalker. You can't talk to her with the required level of stealth without getting out of the Walker and letting the scientist see you. And some sort of pulse of darkness and evil seems to be blocking your attempts at telepathy...

...wait, you're in a cathedral. When did that happen?

+1 to next roll to dodge Genten.

"WHAT IN THE NAME OF JUSTICE IS HAPPENING?!" Captain Egret roared, as he flung the boulder that would have crushed the ship off into the corner, where nobody was standing.

"Nice save, Captain!" Doc Ironside yelled cheerfully, as the crew scurried to keep the ship steady in the storm of activating traps and party streamers.

"Captain!" Cardiff shouted, as she looked at the unfolding chaos. "There's no way we can get the civilians out of the crossfire with this madness going on! We need to restore order somehow!"

Captain Egret grinned. "Oh, I have just the thing," he replied

And then he made his ring shine brilliantly, and his voice boomed across the fortress.

"In the darkest of hours, when chaos reigns in the streets, those who would protect the downtrodden must not give up hope! As long as the Global Marines draw breath, we will be there, to strengthen the resolves of the just, and to strike fear in the hearts of evil!"

He pointed towards the heavens.

"SO LISTEN UP! IF YOU DESIRE TO STAND BY MY SIDE AGAINST THE FORCES OF EVIL AND CHAOS, THEN LOOK TO THE SKY! AND BEHOLD THE BANNER OF JUSTICE!"

(OOC: Crunch-wise, I'm trying to use the ring to create a mighty flag of the Marines out of light to use as a rallying point for like-minded individuals. I'll be using my +1 to all construction roll, and my usual +1 to all light rolls for the roll. If you think it applies here, then I'll also be using my +1 to all negotiation rolls.)

A shiver runs through you. Blackness, evil, malevolence... something dark has awakened.

That makes it all the more imperative that you show the world that there are those who stand up for the light!

The Banner of Justice is raised. There is no going back. Now and forever, all will know you as an ally of justice. And as if the universe wanted to help you emphasize your stance even more, everyone is teleported to a cathedral, giving your banner an awesome backdrop.

Unfortunately, you're a little too Dead to appreciate it, due to having been telefrag'd into a wall. Along with all of your crew.

...no. How can justice be served if you cannot be there to see it through?! You won't allow your death to hamper the cause!

And with that, you and your crew have returned to life inside the cathedral.

+1 to all justice rolls.

"That's a close one..." I observe the arrow on ground that nearly turn me into a pincushion and back at the stone wall again. It seems like whatever is shooting me is a trigger mechanism or someone who duck out of view, either way it's a deadly shot that meant for no trespasser to come by...

But it is after all what I've find here even if there's nobody here to get to know what's going on, after tirelessly walking through the woods plus finding a bear snoring away. The fact that I've found myself facing a stone wall and nearly got shot by an arrow is quite disorienting. Perhaps this journey doesn't seem fruitless at all for whenever there's a wall there's a city or fort, whenever there's a city or fort there's people, and there's people there's someone that can inform me of this place and situation... Unless it's a ruin city, a border, or just a random wall with arrow launches on it, then I'm all out of luck.

Now I find myself deciding whether to break down this wall or find an entrance to this place, though it seems breaking down the wall here is very rude to someone who lives behind the wall. I ain't enacting 'Shingeki No Kyojin' on this wall just so because I'm nearly got shot, due to it having defense mechanism or someone guarding who hasn't yet pop up and yell a warning at me. It's safe to assume that it's a defense mechanism...

It seem like I'm forgeting about something but whelp, time to find the entrance now. Ain't gotta think much more about how I nearly got killed *shiver*....

Finding the entrance is actually pretty easy: in a fit of strange irony, it's practically the only part of the fort that doesn't appear to have been damaged in any way, shape, or form.

You shiver, feeling a pulse of darkness. Something's not righ- WHAT WHY ARE YOU IN A CATHEDRAL

AUGH SPACESHIP NO NO NO

Backup04 is Dead.

...it can't end like this. You haven't done anything really cool with these powers yet!

Oh hey, you're back in the cathedral. And not dead.

"I accept," Dinac says, bowing before the being of pure light. "But only if I get the ability to turn into a kickass dragon!"

The being smiles patiently. That can be arranged.

Suddenly, a pulse of darkness causes you to shudder.

Something is wrong. Quickly, take the shield!

You take the Shield and light begins to flood your body. In a very real way, you are light now, and can reshape that light into whatever you choose.

Fortunately for you, this means that when you're teleported into the cathedral alongside your kobolds and fortress, you're able to shift into the form of a mouse to avoid being completely squashed by your own fortress. You think you sprained your tail, though...

+1 to all shapeshifting rolls. -1 to next roll.

Genten mused as he flew around the forested flying islands, trying to find where the cathedral had rested before he was forcibly ejected from the world.

The search was taking longer than expected, which meant that he was wasting time that could be spent advancing towards his goals.

"How is the teaching of my children going, Fortuna?" Genten asked, the form of a male angel appearing before the woman. "If you have time, I would like your help with something."

"There are many others contesting for control of this world, which may run cross-purposes to each other," Genten explained. "It would be better served for everyone to try to get along, to try to work together, and perhaps we can get done even quicker."

"So, I am teleporting all those blessed by the Lady here into my walls," Genten stated. "I desire you to be on hand to make sure that everyone behaves themselves and to give a warning of what happens when we compete too much. You have personal experience with your previous world, which is what I hope to prevent in this one."

With that, Genten expanded, doubling in size with new rooms being added to various parts of the cathedral they were, hoping to hold all the guests that they were bringing forth.

"Blessed by the Lady, I call upon thee. Wielders of her might, I summon thee. Reverse Teleport!"

"The teaching goes well," Fortuna replies with a small smile. "Your children are eager to learn."

A pulse of darkness floods through you. Fortuna shivers. "I don't like the feel of that."

Then, she hears your plan, and her eyes widen. "Wait! You should find out-!"

Suddenly, you're bursting at the seams with dragons, spaceships, fortresses...

"-how many... there are... first..."

+1 to all teleportation rolls.

"Stop fighting now."
And as a say this I have my 2 defilers ready to attack and shoot, as well as gather great warp energy for an attack
"What is going on here."
Edit:FUCK! YOU! DICE! GODS!

Unfortunately, gathering that energy seems to have set off yet another trap... or was that the pulse of evil darkness? Either way, an arrow is fired right into your open mouth, just before you're teleported to a cathedral directly underneath a stone fortress.

Lord Scoro is Dead.

...okay, no. Screw this noise. You will not fall so unceremoniously!

Hah! Take that, death! You have returned to the cathedral!

Truly I lived in mad universe if nothing here even phased me anymore.

"Adam, attempt to move us into interstellar space. I don't want to be anywhere near this planet."

If nothing else, I could leave this world before whatever brought me here could do...whatever it was trying to do. Maybe I could even escape the attentions of the crazy fellow in power-armor.

Alarms start going off, mirroring a feeling of deep dread that sweeps through your body without warning.

"Systems have gone offline! Some sort of energy pulse! Troubleshoo-"

Before Adam can finish his sentence, you and your ship are teleported into the wall of a stone fortress. Silvan Eldar is Dead.

...why does the afterlife look like the planet's atmosphere?

...oh. You're a ghost. As is the ship. Somehow.

And now you're no longer a ghost? What the heck...?

The tiny machine had no idea what's going on. Confused and irritated, it decided to turn upon the Creator's go-to maxim for when things get confusing and irritating.

Ignoring the pulse of darkness and several dozen of your bodies being destroyed by telefrag into a cathedral wall, your remaining bodies join together into a fifty-foot-tall killer robot!

...huh. Where's that music coming from? Oh, whatever.

+1 to next attack roll. -1 to next roll.

Gah! The bear awoke with a start. Where was he now? What madness had transpired as he had slept, let slip that vigilance against the dangers of this never-ending madness?

It turned around, took in the bridge as it sat on the Captain's chair, bears manning their stations at a brisk efficiency.

Good, good.

It relaxed.

Order was still maintained and a quick check confirmed all its abilities were still available, held at the end of its claws.

Now, to work.

@MrEgret Apologies Captain, I was... indisposed. Needless, I offer an alliance of convenience. Our goals are similar, you and I. Protection. It would be beneficial to pool our abilities towards this. And to prove my sincerity I shall assist you in your current predicament.

The bear swiveled its seat forward and ordered the crew to battle stations. The ship accelerated towards the coordinates of Egret.

And the bear settled on the cushions, willed reality to warp to its whims. A fleet of AI and telepathic controlled ships, connected to its mind in a similar manner as its connection with the Forest. The fleet is it, but it is more than the fleet.

You shiver at a feeling. Like cold, but moreso, penetrating to your bones. Like fear, but in your whole body rather than just your mind. Nonetheless, you shrug it off and concentrate, creating your small hivemind fleet. For the most part, you ignore the change in venue to some human building, though you do seem to have sustained a few scratches.

-1 to next roll.

EVENT: WITH GREAT POWER COMES GREAT ENEMIES

SlugSLinger has access to all of his alternate selves. Unfortunately, by doing so, he has also attracted the attention of every single one of his enemies, and they are out for blood... ideally SlugSLinger's, but some of them might happily attack others.

Current enemies: Dracula (facing Jake, -1 to next roll), Doctor Doom (facing Jake, +1 to next roll to dodge Genten, Wounded), Peter Pettigrew (at the Pool of Kintsugi), Ghetsis (near Munchkinomatic, +1 to next roll to dodge Genten, +1 to next roll to dodge Doom, Wounded).

EVENT: EVERYTHING CHANGED WHEN THE AVATAR ATTACKED

The creature that Krogoth the Entity accidentally created has become the universe! What will he do now?

EVENT: A GREAT DISTURBANCE

Shard has taken the powers of Ancalagon, and this has sent ripples through reality. All other players are aware that some kind of dark force has awakened, and get +1 to all rolls to find that dark force.

Current Paladins: Niknar (at Genten Cathedral, +1 to next roll to dodge Genten)

EVENT: DETERMINATION

At the end of each round, everyone who is Dead will automatically roll to respawn. 1-3, you don't respawn, 4-6, you do.

EVENT: OVERSTUFFED CATHEDRAL

Um. Everything and the kitchen sink is inside Genten Cathedral. That can't be good for the cathedral's structural integrity.
 
Ignoring the pulse of darkness and several dozen of your bodies being destroyed by telefrag into a cathedral wall, your remaining bodies join together into a fifty-foot-tall killer robot!

...huh. Where's that music coming from? Oh, whatever.

+1 to next attack roll. -1 to next roll.

That's it.

Screw it.

The Creators have ditacted that any the posed a threat to the colonization effort must go.

Everything has proven to be confusing, irritating, annoying, uncooperative, volatile. Everthing up until this point had posed a threat to the colonization effort.

Therefore, everything must go. This universe, everything within, all law and rules, the foundations of existence, undo all.

EDIT: So I almost suceeded at destroying everything. Can't waot to see how that turn out.
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You teleport and AUGH LAVA FIRE AUGH

Tyrannops is Dead.

Right as you reach the afterlife, a tremor rocks the place. A feeling of blackness washes over you.

...has Ancalagon made his next move? You have to go back. Like it or not, you're responsible for putting. Him. Down.

And then, without further ado, you're back to life, at the edge of a volcano.

"...I have no idea what just happened," mutters Earendil.
''Neither do I..'' I mumble.

''I'm going to try again..'' I focus and hopefully we'll find ourselves in the Shire at the start of LOTR..
Tyrannops threw 1 6-faced dice. Reason: TELEPORTATION! Total: 6
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Clearly, Ancalagon had never read the Evil Overlord List.

It probably didn't exist wherever he was from, but still. Didn't all those fantasy worlds have long histories of overlords and conquest? The average person probably wouldn't know much, but she didn't think a dragon would have the same constraints...

But no, apparently the Lady had given the equal-probability power to a cathedral (though neither of that was his fault) and a robot programmed by people who had no conception of the Laws of Robotics or anything resembling A.I. safeguards. Even the mad scientist had thought to put in family bonds.

"I don't know why I haven't done this by now," the girl said. "Kester, you're a White Lantern. Can you heal me and Nim? Actually, can you give us regeneration? Less work in the long-term."

She hoped it was as good as the overlord's.
Whisper1 threw 1 6-faced dice. Reason: Kester grants regen Total: 6
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"Do you think Teletubbie planet is here somewhere?" I ask my companion watching the spaceships, probably one of these crushed me but it wasn't painful so I didn't care.

"I honestly don't care" Sharp Spear answer from his position sitting in S.H.A.R.K head "Shouldn't we be more worried about that feeling of Darkness thing?"

"Not really, surely is just a chuunibyou going 'I am the angel the Darkness!' nothing to be really worried about" I answer inspecting my maid uniform, uhm yup the ring is fixing it alone, makes sense considering the ring created it "Changing of theme, I have already made three plans for different things and I want your advice about which one should I do first"

"What these 'plans' do?" he ask with a sigh

"The first one is a way to come back to life instantly, the second is to heal all wounds really fast and the third is how to deal with that darkness energy if is evil" I answer

"I will assume that no one of these three are the logical answer of 'using my white lantern ring, it was created to do that'" he said while showing his foreleg with the ring.

"Nope, they include fire, blood and light in that order" I answer with a smile

"Go with the fire one something tells me it will be the least destructive"

My smile grows and I struck a pose with an arm pointing the sky "From now every-time I die, my body will explode in a great fireball and from the ashes of that fireball I will come back to life as the opposite gender I died and the appropriate clothes"

I look towards Sharp Spear who is facehoofing "What? this way if I want to change of gender I just need to kill myself"

"There are so many wrong things in that declaration" The pony mutters
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Finding the entrance is actually pretty easy: in a fit of strange irony, it's practically the only part of the fort that doesn't appear to have been damaged in any way, shape, or form.

You shiver, feeling a pulse of darkness. Something's not righ- WHAT WHY ARE YOU IN A CATHEDRAL

AUGH SPACESHIP NO NO NO

Backup04 is Dead.

...it can't end like this. You haven't done anything really cool with these powers yet!

Oh hey, you're back in the cathedral. And not dead.
"ARGBLAGHGUH!" The sudden transition between being crushed by a spaceship and back to life startles me. At first I've found the entrance from the stone wall then my vision warped itself and I'm at a cathedral being crushed by a spaceship, a sudden annoyance to how someone just warp me into a dangerous comes to mind without any regards of space and privacy. Before I shake the thought off and assess the situation...

So.... I've either been brought back to life or a sense of deja vu, a feeling of determination swept in me when I'd die and I'm back here again. So this.... This is what lady luck has gifted me then? To come back from death? Or am I curse with bad luck and random teleport which teleports me back to life? I'm not sure, and I don't want to figure that theory out soon.

But... Now I'm here perhaps with others that share the similar situation as mine, it is time to get some answers to what, where and when I'm here on this death world. Being closer to finding smeone who perhaps share me plight, fills me with determination.

(OOC: Rolling to have a backup or redundant auto-respawn)
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PHASE 25: DOES THIS MEAN WE HAVE TO MOVE AGAIN?

"The teaching goes well," Fortuna replies with a small smile. "Your children are eager to learn."

A pulse of darkness floods through you. Fortuna shivers. "I don't like the feel of that."

Then, she hears your plan, and her eyes widen. "Wait! You should find out-!"

Suddenly, you're bursting at the seams with dragons, spaceships, fortresses...

"-how many... there are... first..."

+1 to all teleportation rolls.


EVENT: OVERSTUFFED CATHEDRAL

Um. Everything and the kitchen sink is inside Genten Cathedral. That can't be good for the cathedral's structural integrity.

"...I wish I had paused to listen to you before acting," Genten's illusionary angel sighed at Fortuna, facepalming.

After a moment, Genten felt a growing pain in their body. Their real body of the Cathedral, not the illusionary body Genten had projected within its walls. Their will of teleporting seemed to have gone horribly right, teleporting several people in the walls, and teleporting all their posessions in as well.

The flying cathedral shivered as it tried to stay aloft, at least long enough to land.

They'd have to make the negotations quick... before they collapsed under their weight.

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"Chosen of the Lady," Genten intoned, having another illusion of an angel appear before a group of people as Genten's voice echoed through the halls. "Welcome to my halls. I am the one known as 'Genten'. I would like to apologize for the rough arrival; I feel my Luck-induced spell to bring you all here was a little too powerful."

"Regardless, I have brought you here for a reason:" Genten continued. "To talk of way to collaberate so that we don't step on each other's toes in this new world, and so we don't do anything that might threaten this world without one of us taking action to deal with the resulting problem. And, perhaps, work together so our efforts prove greater than they would be if they were apart."

"However, due to my teleportation of you, we will have to... ugh... be quick with negotiations," Genten moaned, its structures starting to groan under the weight of all the beings. "I will return you all from where you came from shortly, if you don't decide to walk out of here yourselves. Be warned; I am flying us in midair, trying to find my floating island, so you will need a method to fly if you do leave that way."

Genten created paper and pens in front of each of the summoned that were still living.

"To make this quick," Genten stated, "please, put down your desires for yourselves and this world on these papers. I'll collect them shortly, and study them to... ugh... see where we might collaberate, work together, and avoid going cross-purposes."

"If you wish to speak with me for a purpose, just talk," Genten continued. "I am this Cathedral, after all; as long as you are in my halls, I will hear you."

With that, Genten redoubled their efforts to find their floating island. It had become more urgent to reach it before they collapsed.

"Fortuna..." Genten stated, "I might suggest getting your girls and my children prepared to evacuate... I hope its not needed, but I'm not sure my current form can withstand much more of this."
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I looked around, annoyed.

It'd be nice to be able to stay where I wanted to stay, instead of being teleported all over the place. I'd deal with whomever did this later, of course, but first one must do preventive measures.

I altered the universe so that it was so. Teleportation was something I could very well do myself, thank you very much. No need for help there.
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"Now, at least I LIVE. Hmmmm, LOOKS LIKE THAT BITCH TRANSPORTED ME TO THE LIVING CATHEDRAL, I THINK? MADE BY SOME GOD-OBSESSED FREAK. THEN THE GIT FUCKED OFF AND THE CATHEDRAL ALSO GAINED SENTIENCE, AND SUMONED SOME SORT OF JUSTICE FORCE? Then that fucking blackout happened and then some stuff! Ya know what, I'm sick and tired of just finding 'er and shouting up my emotions. I better just do it right here and now. Ok, I'LL FUCKING RIP HER SOUL OUT OF THAT PESKY LITTLE BODY OF HER'S, FROM A DISTANCE!"
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"Chosen of the Lady," Genten intoned, having another illusion of an angel appear before a group of people as Genten's voice echoed through the halls. "Welcome to my halls. I am the one known as 'Genten'. I would like to apologize for the rough arrival; I feel my Luck-induced spell to bring you all here was a little too powerful."

"Regardless, I have brought you here for a reason:" Genten continued. "To talk of way to collaberate so that we don't step on each other's toes in this new world, and so we don't do anything that might threaten this world without one of us taking action to deal with the resulting problem. And, perhaps, work together so our efforts prove greater than they would be if they were apart."

"However, due to my teleportation of you, we will have to... ugh... be quick with negotiations," Genten moaned, its structures starting to groan under the weight of all the beings. "I will return you all from where you came from shortly, if you don't decide to walk out of here yourselves. Be warned; I am flying us in midair, trying to find my floating island, so you will need a method to fly if you do leave that way."

Genten created paper and pens in front of each of the summoned that were still living.

"To make this quick," Genten stated, "please, put down your desires for yourselves and this world on these papers. I'll collect them shortly, and study them to... ugh... see where we might collaberate, work together, and avoid going cross-purposes."

Oh good, I don't have to be in charge.

I hate these kinds of questions though. I have no idea what I want for myself...

Thinking back, analyzing why she made the choices she did...

The girl started writing.

'Myself: survive, get in interesting situations without compromising the above, gain (personal) power, help others, be-'

Wait, no, that wasn't possible.

She crossed it out.

What she wanted for the world was much easier to answer.

'The world: no unnecessary suffering, not being destroyed'

Maybe she could have written more, but utopias always seemed to be destroyed or turned into dystopias. She hoped her meaning came across anyway.

"And I can see and hear all of the, uh, Chosen. Does that help? I'm willing to cooperate."
 
"What by fucking Nurgels Balls is going on here, and someone will tell me before I rip it out of the gray matter you all call a brain NOW!"
Lord Scoro threw 1 6-faced dice. Reason: TELL ME Total: 2
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One moment, I was back with my fleet. The next moment, I found myself floating in the void after feeling a dark chill in the air...

I'm not sure how I know this, but somehow, my fleet and I got teleported by someone into a wall, and this void is what the afterlife looks like...

I feel... nothing. No pain whatsoever. Though this is not what I had in mind for an afterlife. I thought I would be in heaven?

I could sense somehow that the powers given to me by Lady Luck still work in here, so being, um, dead, may not be such an impediment...

What shall I do...?

Well, I probably won't be affected as much by all sorts of wacky events while I'm here, so I'll probably stay here.

I do want to see what is going on in the living world, though.

So I decided to create a flat rectangular force field in front of me, modified to show me what is going on in the living world. It would basically be like an improvised flatscreen CCTV. For one thing, who or what caused what was essentially a disturbance in the Force, so to speak? It certainly is ominous...

((Action: Create a flatscreen force field CCTV, to find out who or what caused that dark disturbance. +1 to force fields, +1 to finding dark force))
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"Chosen of the Lady," Genten intoned, having another illusion of an angel appear before a group of people as Genten's voice echoed through the halls. "Welcome to my halls. I am the one known as 'Genten'. I would like to apologize for the rough arrival; I feel my Luck-induced spell to bring you all here was a little too powerful."

"Regardless, I have brought you here for a reason:" Genten continued. "To talk of way to collaberate so that we don't step on each other's toes in this new world, and so we don't do anything that might threaten this world without one of us taking action to deal with the resulting problem. And, perhaps, work together so our efforts prove greater than they would be if they were apart."

"However, due to my teleportation of you, we will have to... ugh... be quick with negotiations," Genten moaned, its structures starting to groan under the weight of all the beings. "I will return you all from where you came from shortly, if you don't decide to walk out of here yourselves. Be warned; I am flying us in midair, trying to find my floating island, so you will need a method to fly if you do leave that way."

Genten created paper and pens in front of each of the summoned that were still living.

"To make this quick," Genten stated, "please, put down your desires for yourselves and this world on these papers. I'll collect them shortly, and study them to... ugh... see where we might collaberate, work together, and avoid going cross-purposes."

"If you wish to speak with me for a purpose, just talk," Genten continued. "I am this Cathedral, after all; as long as you are in my halls, I will hear you."

With that, Genten redoubled their efforts to find their floating island. It had become more urgent to reach it before they collapsed.

"Fortuna..." Genten stated, "I might suggest getting your girls and my children prepared to evacuate... I hope its not needed, but I'm not sure my current form can withstand much more of this."

....
....
"Huh..." I really don't know what to expect out of all this... Nor do I have any desire whatso ever right now... Still with the paper right in front of me and the winged being ask for what I wanted and not get in each other ways, I write down what I thought about it.

N/A, I'm new here and don't know what the frank is going on. Thus I'm postponing this slip of paper and ask what's going on around here, really?

@Random Tale
"*Cough* Excuse me Mr.Genten, do you know what's going around here and what powers are we actually given? Is it randomise powers or something else?... Do you have any clue on what we're actually suppose to do here or are we doing what we wanted around here just as you mentioned? Cause I don't have any tips or toes on what's going on here since I've arrived or suddenly appear amongst the glowing forest."
 
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You wake up from some kind of coma/sleepwalk you have been under for the past who knows how long.
Aaaand the cathedral's sentient. And is willing to discuss shit with you.
"Well then, allow me to introduce myself. My name is Corin. My alignment is Chaotic/Neutral Good. The last thing I remember is some kind of shenanigans involving the sun going out, and I tried to reignite it. Can somebody give me a run down of what's happened since then? Also I have a Gate of Babylon and possibly a kryptonian physiology. Closest thing I have to a desire is to acquire cool shit and use it like some kind of superhero, which of these vibes I'm getting are real, I think we may need. So in that regard, I Wish I Was A Kamen Rider!"

Edit: bollocks
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"My desires are quite simple. I want things stable enough that I don't have to worry about getting an apocalypse dropped on my head every five minutes, and I want to research exactly how Lady Luck's curse actually works. I've basically given up on achieving that within this particular part of the multiverse though. I'll be going now, thank you very much."

Stepping back into Asylum with Anne in tow, I remarked "That was an... Interesting experience. All in favor of never doing that again, say 'aye'!"

Anne's shouted response of "AYE!" came only a fraction of a second before Thompson flashed green and rapidly oscilated up and down.

I nodded, before remarking "Well, with that in mind, I've got a bunch of ideas for what to add to Asylum's security next."

As I did so, I idly browsed the list of people's powers to see if there was anything I particularly wanted. Hmmm... that Shard fellow's unkillability was certainly enticing. On the other han- @ziizo gave himself what power!?

Feh, that put me off any power copying for the time being, time to install something I'd needed to build for a while. I soon got to building an automated weapons system designed to intercept anyone trying to get to Asylum without proper authorization. Let's also make it respond to attacks upon myself or Asylum in the same manner: opening fire upon the perpetrator.

As for the specifics of the weapons system itself, thinking such confidential information out loud would just be foolish in the current circumstances. Still, the temporal stutterbeam would be an excellent weapons system, especially when it was accompanied by something to deal with all the various defensive abilities that these people loved to have.

OOC: @Crimson Doom, I take it you know exactly what I just built?
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The helicarrier fires bullets of gold, and tears right through the being's armor, killing it quite handily!

Suddenly, you shiver. Something's wrong... as if a great evil has been unleashed...

Wait, why are you in a cathedral?!
Yay! Kintsugi smiled in celebration. Hopefully no more of them would be coming through. The shiver wiped that smile off her face. She braced herself for an attack.

Then Kintsugi was inside an uncomfortably crowded cathedral.
"...I wish I had paused to listen to you before acting," Genten's illusionary angel sighed at Fortuna, facepalming.

After a moment, Genten felt a growing pain in their body. Their real body of the Cathedral, not the illusionary body Genten had projected within its walls. Their will of teleporting seemed to have gone horribly right, teleporting several people in the walls, and teleporting all their posessions in as well.

The flying cathedral shivered as it tried to stay aloft, at least long enough to land.

They'd have to make the negotations quick... before they collapsed under their weight.

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"Chosen of the Lady," Genten intoned, having another illusion of an angel appear before a group of people as Genten's voice echoed through the halls. "Welcome to my halls. I am the one known as 'Genten'. I would like to apologize for the rough arrival; I feel my Luck-induced spell to bring you all here was a little too powerful."

"Regardless, I have brought you here for a reason:" Genten continued. "To talk of way to collaberate so that we don't step on each other's toes in this new world, and so we don't do anything that might threaten this world without one of us taking action to deal with the resulting problem. And, perhaps, work together so our efforts prove greater than they would be if they were apart."

"However, due to my teleportation of you, we will have to... ugh... be quick with negotiations," Genten moaned, its structures starting to groan under the weight of all the beings. "I will return you all from where you came from shortly, if you don't decide to walk out of here yourselves. Be warned; I am flying us in midair, trying to find my floating island, so you will need a method to fly if you do leave that way."

Genten created paper and pens in front of each of the summoned that were still living.

"To make this quick," Genten stated, "please, put down your desires for yourselves and this world on these papers. I'll collect them shortly, and study them to... ugh... see where we might collaberate, work together, and avoid going cross-purposes."

"If you wish to speak with me for a purpose, just talk," Genten continued. "I am this Cathedral, after all; as long as you are in my halls, I will hear you."

With that, Genten redoubled their efforts to find their floating island. It had become more urgent to reach it before they collapsed.

"Fortuna..." Genten stated, "I might suggest getting your girls and my children prepared to evacuate... I hope its not needed, but I'm not sure my current form can withstand much more of this."
Kintsugi grabbed at the papers and scribbled into it. The handwriting was a child's scrawl, but the words were legible enough.

I want it so that there's lot of fresh water that I can swim in with no one to bother me and some shade that looks nice so it's not too bright and a little bit of rain now and again but not too much. Maybe some friends if I feel like it but they leave when I don't and some monsters to kill if I feel like it but none if I don't.

Kintsugi hesitated before she penned in her next sentence.

And maybe my master if he wants to come and for him to like me best out of everyone else and to kill lots of monsters and stuff together.

That done, she tossed the sheet of paper on the floor and slithered back into her helicarrier, stabbing herself into the floor absentmindly. "I want to go to the place I wrote." She mumbled.
Camellia threw 1 6-faced dice. Reason: Fly~ Total: 4
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You blast a large hole into the wall! ...unfortunately, all that appears to have done is expose more hallways.

You shiver at a sudden feeling of blackness and evil. ...something's wrong. Even more so than Count Tacky Cape and Victor von Tacky Cape.

At this point, you're so used to changes in scenery that your sudden appearance in a cathedral doesn't really faze you. Dracula, however, mutters something in a foreign language that you suspect is a curse word. Then he lunges at you, swiping with his claws (and since when did he have claws?) and only barely being grazed by Doom's attack on him. Thankfully, you avoid the worst of the blow, but nonetheless, he has drawn blood.

"Urgh... So. Jake. We meet again." A man in some sort of cloak with eyes on it is hobbling towards you, cane in one hand and a Pokeball in the other. "Twice, you have prevented me from conquering Unova. So now, I will erase you from existence!"

"Get in line, peasant," Doom growls. "This man is mine to destroy!"

"So I'll have to destroy you first, then. No matter." He throws the Pokeball, revealing a buffalo thing that charges at Doom, who literally takes the bull by the horns and throws it into a wall. This, however, seems to have only pissed off the buffalo.

-1 to next roll.
Jake looks at Victor von Tacky Cape fighting some Pokemon Trainer he doesn't recognize. Eh, let them kiil each other and leave the victor weak enough for Jake to kill himself for now...

"Dracula!" Jake brandishes Raging Heart, the staff's jewel glowing a dark blue. "Come here and Die! Accel-!"

"Shoot."

With that, a thousand blue energy bolts fly for the blood-sucking Tacky Cape.
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It seems humility has given you the strength to finally take physical form. It's not as impressive as you were expecting, perhaps, but it give the general appearance of strength and nobility, so you'll take it.

You shiver, feeling a dark feeling wash over you, and an upheaval in the "landscape" around you. The Avatar must have done something... You have to stop him!

And then, with that, your determination becomes enough to bring you back to life. Though you're in a cathedral for some reason.

Ignoring the cathedral Krogoth marveled at its new body, while not as grand as the entity had wanted the form still showed signs of noblility and greatness, an acceptable body for the humbled being.

Now for the matter at hand, specifically the overfilled cathedral.

All over the place anarchy reigned as every one fo them tried to deal with suddenly being in such an enclosed space, some were even fighting each other, putting those around them at risk.

Seening a chance to test its new body and follow his newfound sense of justice the entity observed a nearby group that were fighting amongst themselves before deciding which of them seemed to be the most dangerous.

With its mind set Krogoth walked up to the human in the green cape and backhanded him as hard as its new body could.
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Alarms start going off, mirroring a feeling of deep dread that sweeps through your body without warning.

"Systems have gone offline! Some sort of energy pulse! Troubleshoo-"

Before Adam can finish his sentence, you and your ship are teleported into the wall of a stone fortress. Silvan Eldar is Dead.

...why does the afterlife look like the planet's atmosphere?

...oh. You're a ghost. As is the ship. Somehow.

And now you're no longer a ghost? What the heck...?
Well....there was only one option left.

"Adam, make sure the ship is ready to leave this reality."

And with that, I began charging my once corporeal arm cannon for a hyper beam shot through the planet's core, aiming to destabilize it and hopefully tear the planet apart.

The science behind it might not add up, but when has that stopped me so far?

Regardless, it should give me a few minutes to get off the planet if I succeeded, and if I didn't....well, hopefully whatever just brought me back would work again.
Silvan Eldar threw 1 6-faced dice. Reason: Death to the Planet! Total: 4
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"Huh..." I really don't know what to expect out of all this... Nor do I have any desire whatso ever right now... Still with the paper right in front of me and the winged being ask for what I wanted and not get in each other ways, I write down what I thought about it.

N/A, I'm new here and don't know what the frank is going on. Thus I'm postponing this slip of paper and ask what's going on around here, really?

@Random Tale
"*Cough* Excuse me Mr.Genten, do you know what's going around here and what powers are we actually given? Is it randomise powers or something else?... Do you have any clue on what we're actually suppose to do here or are we doing what we wanted around here just as you mentioned? Cause I don't have any tips or toes on what's going on here since I've arrived or suddenly appear amongst the glowing forest."

An image of a male angel appears in front of the space-person.

"The powers for those Chosen by the Lady are simple:" the angel stated. "You want something done? You want to do something? You can try to twist the world into your desires. Whether it succeeds or fails, it is up to luck. You can do whatever you want in this world, restricted only by how lucky you are. And according to the Lady, you are supposed to do whatever you want. But you are not alone in this world; others have been given similar powers as well. Without contact, without working together, we will eventually run into activities of each other that run cross-purposes to our own, and things will get messy."

"Though, if you have arrived recently, allow me to welcome you to this world."

The angel fades.

You wake up from some kind of coma/sleepwalk you have been under for the past who knows how long.
Aaaand the cathedral's sentient. And is willing to discuss shit with you.
"Well then, allow me to introduce myself. My name is Corin. My alignment is Chaotic/Neutral Good. The last thing I remember is some kind of shenanigans involving the sun going out, and I tried to reignite it. Can somebody give me a run down of what's happened since then? Also I have a Gate of Babylon and possibly a kryptonian physiology. Closest thing I have to a desire is to acquire cool shit and use it like some kind of superhero, which of these vibes I'm getting are real, I think we may need. So in that regard, I Wish I Was A Kamen Rider!"

An image of a male angel appears in front of Corin.

"I see, I see," the angel muses, looking at the student. "We all desire some kind of power, correct? As long as you don't use it against the world, myself, my children, or our allies, I won't stop you from gathering what you wish. As to what has happened, I am afraid I fell out of contact for a few days; my return to conciousness in this world was marked by the results you see around you."

The angel fades.
 
I soon got to building an automated weapons system designed to intercept anyone trying to get to Asylum without proper authorization. Let's also make it respond to attacks upon myself or Asylum in the same manner: opening fire upon the perpetrator.

As for the specifics of the weapons system itself, thinking such confidential information out loud would just be foolish in the current circumstances. Still, the temporal stutterbeam would be an excellent weapons system, especially when it was accompanied by something to deal with all he various defensive abilities that these people loved to have.

She didn't know something. That was... annoying.

To be fair, the scientist can take whatever precautions she wants. As long as no one suffers any fates worse than death.

Though the name of that weapons system didn't fill her with confidence. She felt like trying to balance it out now. If this hurt people, she'd make something to help...

An image of a male angel appears in front of Corin.

"I see, I see," the angel muses, looking at the student. "We all desire some kind of power, correct? As long as you don't use it against the world, myself, my children, or our allies, I won't stop you from gathering what you wish. As to what has happened, I am afraid I fell out of contact for a few days; my return to conciousness in this world was marked by the results you see around you."

The angel fades.

Well, that explained some of the gaps in her surveillance. It looked like she could only track them if they did something.

The girl started walking, stepping upsilon to bypass as many walls as she could. She dropped back into 3D space just behind Corin.

"A lot of dumb sh- stuff happened. You're lucky, they seemed to have just skipped over you. Let's see... two planets exploded, a dragon became a god of the afterlife then got his powers drained by an evil dark lord, the planet became the universe and created an avatar which usurped his power, and one guy seems to be attracting his enemies from every alternate universe. So if anyone drops by asking about a 'slug slinger' you know why. Oh, you wouldn't happen to know what a 'temporal stutterbeam' is, would you? A lot of people have been pulling ideas from comics and films and it looks like you've been doing that too, but I was raised under a rock, so..."

The girl nodded. "I think that's all the important stuff. If you want I could send you all the relevant tapes. Or at least try to."
 
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