munchkinomatic
Douchiest of Bags
- Location
- The land of Skepticism
The tiny machine had no idea what's going on. Confused and irritated, it decided to turn upon the Creator's go-to maxim for when things get confusing and irritating.
Lady Luck: A Roll to Dodge Adventure (IC)
- Thread starter Hestia&theCourt
- Start date
- IC
Zeitgeist Blue
Currently Made of Metal
- Location
- Manila, Philippines, GMT +8
Gah! The bear awoke with a start. Where was he now? What madness had transpired as he had slept, let slip that vigilance against the dangers of this never-ending madness?
It turned around, took in the bridge as it sat on the Captain's chair, bears manning their stations at a brisk efficiency.
Good, good.
It relaxed.
Order was still maintained and a quick check confirmed all its abilities were still available, held at the end of its claws.
Now, to work.
@MrEgret Apologies Captain, I was... indisposed. Needless, I offer an alliance of convenience. Our goals are similar, you and I. Protection. It would be beneficial to pool our abilities towards this. And to prove my sincerity I shall assist you in your current predicament.
The bear swiveled its seat forward and ordered the crew to battle stations. The ship accelerated towards the coordinates of Egret.
And the bear settled on the cushions, willed reality to warp to its whims. A fleet of AI and telepathic controlled ships of every size, shape, class, role, and function. It would be connected to its mind in a similar manner as its connection with the Forest. The fleet is it, but it is more than just the fleet.
(OOC: Naturally the aesthetic is glowing forests as is its brand of telepathy. So +1 to all Forest rolls?)
It turned around, took in the bridge as it sat on the Captain's chair, bears manning their stations at a brisk efficiency.
Good, good.
It relaxed.
Order was still maintained and a quick check confirmed all its abilities were still available, held at the end of its claws.
Now, to work.
@MrEgret Apologies Captain, I was... indisposed. Needless, I offer an alliance of convenience. Our goals are similar, you and I. Protection. It would be beneficial to pool our abilities towards this. And to prove my sincerity I shall assist you in your current predicament.
The bear swiveled its seat forward and ordered the crew to battle stations. The ship accelerated towards the coordinates of Egret.
And the bear settled on the cushions, willed reality to warp to its whims. A fleet of AI and telepathic controlled ships of every size, shape, class, role, and function. It would be connected to its mind in a similar manner as its connection with the Forest. The fleet is it, but it is more than just the fleet.
(OOC: Naturally the aesthetic is glowing forests as is its brand of telepathy. So +1 to all Forest rolls?)
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PHASE 25: Does This Mean We Have to Move Again?
Hestia&theCourt
Turns out we're plural too.
- Location
- In transition
- Pronouns
- She/Her
PHASE 25: DOES THIS MEAN WE HAVE TO MOVE AGAIN?
Rolls to dodge are here.
The helicarrier fires bullets of gold, and tears right through the being's armor, killing it quite handily!
Suddenly, you shiver. Something's wrong... as if a great evil has been unleashed...
Wait, why are you in a cathedral?!
You flick the coin and trigger a trap that sends several arrows flying straight at you! By sheer luck, you're only grazed by the arrows... though, in a burst of truly cruel irony, the graze is on your knee. -1 to next roll.
Suddenly, a palpable feeling of darkness sweeps over you. Something has awakened... something dark...
And then, without warning, you find yourself in a cathedral... squashed between a wall and a spaceship.
ziizo is Dead.
...why are there so many spaceships in the afterlife? @UbeOne
You look around, but, uhhhh...
>Sensory input is being delayed by too many variables. Please stand by...
>...nonstandard energy source detected! High levels of power and of malevolence!
>Alert! Location shifti100010101011010101110101010101...
EternalLurker is Dead.
>...no.
>I refuse.
>That scientist will not get the better of me!
And with that, you're back to life in a cathedral.
...you still don't know where the scientist is, though.
It seems humility has given you the strength to finally take physical form. It's not as impressive as you were expecting, perhaps, but it give the general appearance of strength and nobility, so you'll take it.
You shiver, feeling a dark feeling wash over you, and an upheaval in the "landscape" around you. The Avatar must have done something... You have to stop him!
And then, with that, your determination becomes enough to bring you back to life. Though you're in a cathedral for some reason.
You teleport and AUGH LAVA FIRE AUGH
Tyrannops is Dead.
Right as you reach the afterlife, a tremor rocks the place. A feeling of blackness washes over you.
...has Ancalagon made his next move? You have to go back. Like it or not, you're responsible for putting. Him. Down.
And then, without further ado, you're back to life, at the edge of a volcano.
"...I have no idea what just happened," mutters Earendil.
The machine takes form! But not anywhere you can see it; in fact, it appears to have woven itself into your very DNA in a completely non-painful manner. The odds of this ability being taken from you are quite low, and now using it is as simple as using a limb to you.
+1 to all location rolls.
Suddenly, you shiver. Coldness, blackness, darkness... all hard to quantify, but they are undoubtedly what you are feeling now.
What have those idiots done?
And why are you now in a cathedral?
You blast a large hole into the wall! ...unfortunately, all that appears to have done is expose more hallways.
You shiver at a sudden feeling of blackness and evil. ...something's wrong. Even more so than Count Tacky Cape and Victor von Tacky Cape.
At this point, you're so used to changes in scenery that your sudden appearance in a cathedral doesn't really faze you. Dracula, however, mutters something in a foreign language that you suspect is a curse word. Then he lunges at you, swiping with his claws (and since when did he have claws?) and only barely being grazed by Doom's attack on him. Thankfully, you avoid the worst of the blow, but nonetheless, he has drawn blood.
"Urgh... So. Jake. We meet again." A man in some sort of cloak with eyes on it is hobbling towards you, cane in one hand and a Pokeball in the other. "Twice, you have prevented me from conquering Unova. So now, I will erase you from existence!"
"Get in line, peasant," Doom growls. "This man is mine to destroy!"
"So I'll have to destroy you first, then. No matter." He throws the Pokeball, revealing a buffalo thing that charges at Doom, who literally takes the bull by the horns and throws it into a wall. This, however, seems to have only pissed off the buffalo.
-1 to next roll.
The ships fire... and then a gigantic mirror appears, somehow reflecting all of that firepower back onto your own fleet before you can raise the shields! Your fleet is... not in good shape.
pharaoh122 is Wounded.
As if to add insult to injury, you feel something. Something dark. Something evil.
"Like someone walking on my grave," one of the crew mutters, just as you and your whole fleet transitions into what appears to be a very crowded cathedral. This does not do good things to your burn wounds.
-1 to next roll.
The shadows wrap around him even as the dragon thing struggles, throwing raw power at your bonds and... funneling it into you?
Its eyes widen almost comically. "No! My power! This cannot be!"
Yet, apparently, it is. All of Ancalagon's power is now yours, and you are a god twice over.
Ha ha. Hahahaha. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!
+1 to all death rolls.
You're so busy laughing evilly that you don't really bother to acknowledge the change of location.
+1 to next roll to dodge Genten.
A feeling of darkness sweeps over you, further heightening your desire to get out of here!
And before long, you are out of there. Back at your fleet.
...at which point you and your fleet are randomly teleported into a cathedral. Literally, into the cathedral. Stupid telefrag.
UbeOne is Dead.
...
The afterlife is... honestly, pretty boring. Though perhaps more girly than you expected, what with the only other inhabitants in the area being a maid and a pony. @ziizo
Unfortunately, just as you're extending your mind outward to send the message, Shard finishes absorbing the power of Ancalagon, sending out a dark pulse of energy that fills your head with static. No permanent harm seems to have been sustained, but you have quite the headache. Randomly teleporting into a cathedral isn't helping.
-1 to next roll.
Wait... Enydnu is outside the Pimpwalker. You can't talk to her with the required level of stealth without getting out of the Walker and letting the scientist see you. And some sort of pulse of darkness and evil seems to be blocking your attempts at telepathy...
...wait, you're in a cathedral. When did that happen?
+1 to next roll to dodge Genten.
A shiver runs through you. Blackness, evil, malevolence... something dark has awakened.
That makes it all the more imperative that you show the world that there are those who stand up for the light!
The Banner of Justice is raised. There is no going back. Now and forever, all will know you as an ally of justice. And as if the universe wanted to help you emphasize your stance even more, everyone is teleported to a cathedral, giving your banner an awesome backdrop.
Unfortunately, you're a little too Dead to appreciate it, due to having been telefrag'd into a wall. Along with all of your crew.
...no. How can justice be served if you cannot be there to see it through?! You won't allow your death to hamper the cause!
And with that, you and your crew have returned to life inside the cathedral.
+1 to all justice rolls.
Finding the entrance is actually pretty easy: in a fit of strange irony, it's practically the only part of the fort that doesn't appear to have been damaged in any way, shape, or form.
You shiver, feeling a pulse of darkness. Something's not righ- WHAT WHY ARE YOU IN A CATHEDRAL
AUGH SPACESHIP NO NO NO
Backup04 is Dead.
...it can't end like this. You haven't done anything really cool with these powers yet!
Oh hey, you're back in the cathedral. And not dead.
The being smiles patiently. That can be arranged.
Suddenly, a pulse of darkness causes you to shudder.
Something is wrong. Quickly, take the shield!
You take the Shield and light begins to flood your body. In a very real way, you are light now, and can reshape that light into whatever you choose.
Fortunately for you, this means that when you're teleported into the cathedral alongside your kobolds and fortress, you're able to shift into the form of a mouse to avoid being completely squashed by your own fortress. You think you sprained your tail, though...
+1 to all shapeshifting rolls. -1 to next roll.
"The teaching goes well," Fortuna replies with a small smile. "Your children are eager to learn."
A pulse of darkness floods through you. Fortuna shivers. "I don't like the feel of that."
Then, she hears your plan, and her eyes widen. "Wait! You should find out-!"
Suddenly, you're bursting at the seams with dragons, spaceships, fortresses...
"-how many... there are... first..."
+1 to all teleportation rolls.
Unfortunately, gathering that energy seems to have set off yet another trap... or was that the pulse of evil darkness? Either way, an arrow is fired right into your open mouth, just before you're teleported to a cathedral directly underneath a stone fortress.
Lord Scoro is Dead.
...okay, no. Screw this noise. You will not fall so unceremoniously!
Hah! Take that, death! You have returned to the cathedral!
Alarms start going off, mirroring a feeling of deep dread that sweeps through your body without warning.
"Systems have gone offline! Some sort of energy pulse! Troubleshoo-"
Before Adam can finish his sentence, you and your ship are teleported into the wall of a stone fortress. Silvan Eldar is Dead.
...why does the afterlife look like the planet's atmosphere?
...oh. You're a ghost. As is the ship. Somehow.
And now you're no longer a ghost? What the heck...?
Ignoring the pulse of darkness and several dozen of your bodies being destroyed by telefrag into a cathedral wall, your remaining bodies join together into a fifty-foot-tall killer robot!
...huh. Where's that music coming from? Oh, whatever.
+1 to next attack roll. -1 to next roll.
You shiver at a feeling. Like cold, but moreso, penetrating to your bones. Like fear, but in your whole body rather than just your mind. Nonetheless, you shrug it off and concentrate, creating your small hivemind fleet. For the most part, you ignore the change in venue to some human building, though you do seem to have sustained a few scratches.
-1 to next roll.
EVENT: WITH GREAT POWER COMES GREAT ENEMIES
SlugSLinger has access to all of his alternate selves. Unfortunately, by doing so, he has also attracted the attention of every single one of his enemies, and they are out for blood... ideally SlugSLinger's, but some of them might happily attack others.
Current enemies: Dracula (facing Jake, -1 to next roll), Doctor Doom (facing Jake, +1 to next roll to dodge Genten, Wounded), Peter Pettigrew (at the Pool of Kintsugi), Ghetsis (near Munchkinomatic, +1 to next roll to dodge Genten, +1 to next roll to dodge Doom, Wounded).
EVENT: EVERYTHING CHANGED WHEN THE AVATAR ATTACKED
The creature that Krogoth the Entity accidentally created has become the universe! What will he do now?
EVENT: A GREAT DISTURBANCE
Shard has taken the powers of Ancalagon, and this has sent ripples through reality. All other players are aware that some kind of dark force has awakened, and get +1 to all rolls to find that dark force.
Current Paladins: Niknar (at Genten Cathedral, +1 to next roll to dodge Genten)
EVENT: DETERMINATION
At the end of each round, everyone who is Dead will automatically roll to respawn. 1-3, you don't respawn, 4-6, you do.
EVENT: OVERSTUFFED CATHEDRAL
Um. Everything and the kitchen sink is inside Genten Cathedral. That can't be good for the cathedral's structural integrity.
Rolls to dodge are here.
The helicarrier fires bullets of gold, and tears right through the being's armor, killing it quite handily!
Suddenly, you shiver. Something's wrong... as if a great evil has been unleashed...
Wait, why are you in a cathedral?!
You flick the coin and trigger a trap that sends several arrows flying straight at you! By sheer luck, you're only grazed by the arrows... though, in a burst of truly cruel irony, the graze is on your knee. -1 to next roll.
Suddenly, a palpable feeling of darkness sweeps over you. Something has awakened... something dark...
And then, without warning, you find yourself in a cathedral... squashed between a wall and a spaceship.
ziizo is Dead.
...why are there so many spaceships in the afterlife? @UbeOne
You look around, but, uhhhh...
>Sensory input is being delayed by too many variables. Please stand by...
>...nonstandard energy source detected! High levels of power and of malevolence!
>Alert! Location shifti100010101011010101110101010101...
EternalLurker is Dead.
>...no.
>I refuse.
>That scientist will not get the better of me!
And with that, you're back to life in a cathedral.
...you still don't know where the scientist is, though.
It seems humility has given you the strength to finally take physical form. It's not as impressive as you were expecting, perhaps, but it give the general appearance of strength and nobility, so you'll take it.
You shiver, feeling a dark feeling wash over you, and an upheaval in the "landscape" around you. The Avatar must have done something... You have to stop him!
And then, with that, your determination becomes enough to bring you back to life. Though you're in a cathedral for some reason.
You teleport and AUGH LAVA FIRE AUGH
Tyrannops is Dead.
Right as you reach the afterlife, a tremor rocks the place. A feeling of blackness washes over you.
...has Ancalagon made his next move? You have to go back. Like it or not, you're responsible for putting. Him. Down.
And then, without further ado, you're back to life, at the edge of a volcano.
"...I have no idea what just happened," mutters Earendil.
The machine takes form! But not anywhere you can see it; in fact, it appears to have woven itself into your very DNA in a completely non-painful manner. The odds of this ability being taken from you are quite low, and now using it is as simple as using a limb to you.
+1 to all location rolls.
Suddenly, you shiver. Coldness, blackness, darkness... all hard to quantify, but they are undoubtedly what you are feeling now.
What have those idiots done?
And why are you now in a cathedral?
You blast a large hole into the wall! ...unfortunately, all that appears to have done is expose more hallways.
You shiver at a sudden feeling of blackness and evil. ...something's wrong. Even more so than Count Tacky Cape and Victor von Tacky Cape.
At this point, you're so used to changes in scenery that your sudden appearance in a cathedral doesn't really faze you. Dracula, however, mutters something in a foreign language that you suspect is a curse word. Then he lunges at you, swiping with his claws (and since when did he have claws?) and only barely being grazed by Doom's attack on him. Thankfully, you avoid the worst of the blow, but nonetheless, he has drawn blood.
"Urgh... So. Jake. We meet again." A man in some sort of cloak with eyes on it is hobbling towards you, cane in one hand and a Pokeball in the other. "Twice, you have prevented me from conquering Unova. So now, I will erase you from existence!"
"Get in line, peasant," Doom growls. "This man is mine to destroy!"
"So I'll have to destroy you first, then. No matter." He throws the Pokeball, revealing a buffalo thing that charges at Doom, who literally takes the bull by the horns and throws it into a wall. This, however, seems to have only pissed off the buffalo.
-1 to next roll.
The ships fire... and then a gigantic mirror appears, somehow reflecting all of that firepower back onto your own fleet before you can raise the shields! Your fleet is... not in good shape.
pharaoh122 is Wounded.
As if to add insult to injury, you feel something. Something dark. Something evil.
"Like someone walking on my grave," one of the crew mutters, just as you and your whole fleet transitions into what appears to be a very crowded cathedral. This does not do good things to your burn wounds.
-1 to next roll.
The shadows wrap around him even as the dragon thing struggles, throwing raw power at your bonds and... funneling it into you?
Its eyes widen almost comically. "No! My power! This cannot be!"
Yet, apparently, it is. All of Ancalagon's power is now yours, and you are a god twice over.
Ha ha. Hahahaha. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!
+1 to all death rolls.
You're so busy laughing evilly that you don't really bother to acknowledge the change of location.
+1 to next roll to dodge Genten.
A feeling of darkness sweeps over you, further heightening your desire to get out of here!
And before long, you are out of there. Back at your fleet.
...at which point you and your fleet are randomly teleported into a cathedral. Literally, into the cathedral. Stupid telefrag.
UbeOne is Dead.
...
The afterlife is... honestly, pretty boring. Though perhaps more girly than you expected, what with the only other inhabitants in the area being a maid and a pony. @ziizo
Unfortunately, just as you're extending your mind outward to send the message, Shard finishes absorbing the power of Ancalagon, sending out a dark pulse of energy that fills your head with static. No permanent harm seems to have been sustained, but you have quite the headache. Randomly teleporting into a cathedral isn't helping.
-1 to next roll.
Wait... Enydnu is outside the Pimpwalker. You can't talk to her with the required level of stealth without getting out of the Walker and letting the scientist see you. And some sort of pulse of darkness and evil seems to be blocking your attempts at telepathy...
...wait, you're in a cathedral. When did that happen?
+1 to next roll to dodge Genten.
A shiver runs through you. Blackness, evil, malevolence... something dark has awakened.
That makes it all the more imperative that you show the world that there are those who stand up for the light!
The Banner of Justice is raised. There is no going back. Now and forever, all will know you as an ally of justice. And as if the universe wanted to help you emphasize your stance even more, everyone is teleported to a cathedral, giving your banner an awesome backdrop.
Unfortunately, you're a little too Dead to appreciate it, due to having been telefrag'd into a wall. Along with all of your crew.
...no. How can justice be served if you cannot be there to see it through?! You won't allow your death to hamper the cause!
And with that, you and your crew have returned to life inside the cathedral.
+1 to all justice rolls.
Finding the entrance is actually pretty easy: in a fit of strange irony, it's practically the only part of the fort that doesn't appear to have been damaged in any way, shape, or form.
You shiver, feeling a pulse of darkness. Something's not righ- WHAT WHY ARE YOU IN A CATHEDRAL
AUGH SPACESHIP NO NO NO
Backup04 is Dead.
...it can't end like this. You haven't done anything really cool with these powers yet!
Oh hey, you're back in the cathedral. And not dead.
The being smiles patiently. That can be arranged.
Suddenly, a pulse of darkness causes you to shudder.
Something is wrong. Quickly, take the shield!
You take the Shield and light begins to flood your body. In a very real way, you are light now, and can reshape that light into whatever you choose.
Fortunately for you, this means that when you're teleported into the cathedral alongside your kobolds and fortress, you're able to shift into the form of a mouse to avoid being completely squashed by your own fortress. You think you sprained your tail, though...
+1 to all shapeshifting rolls. -1 to next roll.
"The teaching goes well," Fortuna replies with a small smile. "Your children are eager to learn."
A pulse of darkness floods through you. Fortuna shivers. "I don't like the feel of that."
Then, she hears your plan, and her eyes widen. "Wait! You should find out-!"
Suddenly, you're bursting at the seams with dragons, spaceships, fortresses...
"-how many... there are... first..."
+1 to all teleportation rolls.
Unfortunately, gathering that energy seems to have set off yet another trap... or was that the pulse of evil darkness? Either way, an arrow is fired right into your open mouth, just before you're teleported to a cathedral directly underneath a stone fortress.
Lord Scoro is Dead.
...okay, no. Screw this noise. You will not fall so unceremoniously!
Hah! Take that, death! You have returned to the cathedral!
Alarms start going off, mirroring a feeling of deep dread that sweeps through your body without warning.
"Systems have gone offline! Some sort of energy pulse! Troubleshoo-"
Before Adam can finish his sentence, you and your ship are teleported into the wall of a stone fortress. Silvan Eldar is Dead.
...why does the afterlife look like the planet's atmosphere?
...oh. You're a ghost. As is the ship. Somehow.
And now you're no longer a ghost? What the heck...?
Ignoring the pulse of darkness and several dozen of your bodies being destroyed by telefrag into a cathedral wall, your remaining bodies join together into a fifty-foot-tall killer robot!
...huh. Where's that music coming from? Oh, whatever.
+1 to next attack roll. -1 to next roll.
You shiver at a feeling. Like cold, but moreso, penetrating to your bones. Like fear, but in your whole body rather than just your mind. Nonetheless, you shrug it off and concentrate, creating your small hivemind fleet. For the most part, you ignore the change in venue to some human building, though you do seem to have sustained a few scratches.
-1 to next roll.
EVENT: WITH GREAT POWER COMES GREAT ENEMIES
SlugSLinger has access to all of his alternate selves. Unfortunately, by doing so, he has also attracted the attention of every single one of his enemies, and they are out for blood... ideally SlugSLinger's, but some of them might happily attack others.
Current enemies: Dracula (facing Jake, -1 to next roll), Doctor Doom (facing Jake, +1 to next roll to dodge Genten, Wounded), Peter Pettigrew (at the Pool of Kintsugi), Ghetsis (near Munchkinomatic, +1 to next roll to dodge Genten, +1 to next roll to dodge Doom, Wounded).
EVENT: EVERYTHING CHANGED WHEN THE AVATAR ATTACKED
The creature that Krogoth the Entity accidentally created has become the universe! What will he do now?
EVENT: A GREAT DISTURBANCE
Shard has taken the powers of Ancalagon, and this has sent ripples through reality. All other players are aware that some kind of dark force has awakened, and get +1 to all rolls to find that dark force.
Current Paladins: Niknar (at Genten Cathedral, +1 to next roll to dodge Genten)
EVENT: DETERMINATION
At the end of each round, everyone who is Dead will automatically roll to respawn. 1-3, you don't respawn, 4-6, you do.
EVENT: OVERSTUFFED CATHEDRAL
Um. Everything and the kitchen sink is inside Genten Cathedral. That can't be good for the cathedral's structural integrity.
munchkinomatic
Douchiest of Bags
- Location
- The land of Skepticism
That's it.
Screw it.
The Creators have ditacted that any the posed a threat to the colonization effort must go.
Everything has proven to be confusing, irritating, annoying, uncooperative, volatile. Everthing up until this point had posed a threat to the colonization effort.
Therefore, everything must go. This universe, everything within, all law and rules, the foundations of existence, undo all.
EDIT: So I almost suceeded at destroying everything. Can't waot to see how that turn out.
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Tyrannops
Today, we're canceling the Apocalypse!
''Neither do I..'' I mumble.
''I'm going to try again..'' I focus and hopefully we'll find ourselves in the Shire at the start of LOTR..
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- Location
- Earth
Clearly, Ancalagon had never read the Evil Overlord List.
It probably didn't exist wherever he was from, but still. Didn't all those fantasy worlds have long histories of overlords and conquest? The average person probably wouldn't know much, but she didn't think a dragon would have the same constraints...
But no, apparently the Lady had given the equal-probability power to a cathedral (though neither of that was his fault) and a robot programmed by people who had no conception of the Laws of Robotics or anything resembling A.I. safeguards. Even the mad scientist had thought to put in family bonds.
"I don't know why I haven't done this by now," the girl said. "Kester, you're a White Lantern. Can you heal me and Nim? Actually, can you give us regeneration? Less work in the long-term."
She hoped it was as good as the overlord's.
It probably didn't exist wherever he was from, but still. Didn't all those fantasy worlds have long histories of overlords and conquest? The average person probably wouldn't know much, but she didn't think a dragon would have the same constraints...
But no, apparently the Lady had given the equal-probability power to a cathedral (though neither of that was his fault) and a robot programmed by people who had no conception of the Laws of Robotics or anything resembling A.I. safeguards. Even the mad scientist had thought to put in family bonds.
"I don't know why I haven't done this by now," the girl said. "Kester, you're a White Lantern. Can you heal me and Nim? Actually, can you give us regeneration? Less work in the long-term."
She hoped it was as good as the overlord's.
ziizo
Lazily Lurking
"Do you think Teletubbie planet is here somewhere?" I ask my companion watching the spaceships, probably one of these crushed me but it wasn't painful so I didn't care.
"I honestly don't care" Sharp Spear answer from his position sitting in S.H.A.R.K head "Shouldn't we be more worried about that feeling of Darkness thing?"
"Not really, surely is just a chuunibyou going 'I am the angel the Darkness!' nothing to be really worried about" I answer inspecting my maid uniform, uhm yup the ring is fixing it alone, makes sense considering the ring created it "Changing of theme, I have already made three plans for different things and I want your advice about which one should I do first"
"What these 'plans' do?" he ask with a sigh
"The first one is a way to come back to life instantly, the second is to heal all wounds really fast and the third is how to deal with that darkness energy if is evil" I answer
"I will assume that no one of these three are the logical answer of 'using my white lantern ring, it was created to do that'" he said while showing his foreleg with the ring.
"Nope, they include fire, blood and light in that order" I answer with a smile
"Go with the fire one something tells me it will be the least destructive"
My smile grows and I struck a pose with an arm pointing the sky "From now every-time I die, my body will explode in a great fireball and from the ashes of that fireball I will come back to life as the opposite gender I died and the appropriate clothes"
I look towards Sharp Spear who is facehoofing "What? this way if I want to change of gender I just need to kill myself"
"There are so many wrong things in that declaration" The pony mutters
"I honestly don't care" Sharp Spear answer from his position sitting in S.H.A.R.K head "Shouldn't we be more worried about that feeling of Darkness thing?"
"Not really, surely is just a chuunibyou going 'I am the angel the Darkness!' nothing to be really worried about" I answer inspecting my maid uniform, uhm yup the ring is fixing it alone, makes sense considering the ring created it "Changing of theme, I have already made three plans for different things and I want your advice about which one should I do first"
"What these 'plans' do?" he ask with a sigh
"The first one is a way to come back to life instantly, the second is to heal all wounds really fast and the third is how to deal with that darkness energy if is evil" I answer
"I will assume that no one of these three are the logical answer of 'using my white lantern ring, it was created to do that'" he said while showing his foreleg with the ring.
"Nope, they include fire, blood and light in that order" I answer with a smile
"Go with the fire one something tells me it will be the least destructive"
My smile grows and I struck a pose with an arm pointing the sky "From now every-time I die, my body will explode in a great fireball and from the ashes of that fireball I will come back to life as the opposite gender I died and the appropriate clothes"
I look towards Sharp Spear who is facehoofing "What? this way if I want to change of gender I just need to kill myself"
"There are so many wrong things in that declaration" The pony mutters
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"ARGBLAGHGUH!" The sudden transition between being crushed by a spaceship and back to life startles me. At first I've found the entrance from the stone wall then my vision warped itself and I'm at a cathedral being crushed by a spaceship, a sudden annoyance to how someone just warp me into a dangerous comes to mind without any regards of space and privacy. Before I shake the thought off and assess the situation...
So.... I've either been brought back to life or a sense of deja vu, a feeling of determination swept in me when I'd die and I'm back here again. So this.... This is what lady luck has gifted me then? To come back from death? Or am I curse with bad luck and random teleport which teleports me back to life? I'm not sure, and I don't want to figure that theory out soon.
But... Now I'm here perhaps with others that share the similar situation as mine, it is time to get some answers to what, where and when I'm here on this death world. Being closer to finding smeone who perhaps share me plight, fills me with determination.
(OOC: Rolling to have a backup or redundant auto-respawn)
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Random Tale
The Story-Bound
"...I wish I had paused to listen to you before acting," Genten's illusionary angel sighed at Fortuna, facepalming.
After a moment, Genten felt a growing pain in their body. Their real body of the Cathedral, not the illusionary body Genten had projected within its walls. Their will of teleporting seemed to have gone horribly right, teleporting several people in the walls, and teleporting all their posessions in as well.
The flying cathedral shivered as it tried to stay aloft, at least long enough to land.
They'd have to make the negotations quick... before they collapsed under their weight.
@Muhkat Lomorki, @Zeitgeist Blue, @Lotus Eater, @WiseFoolOfDeath, @Novus Ordo Mundi, @The3rdCorinthian, @MS-21H "Hawke", @Hoshino Yumemi, @Shard, @munchkinomatic, @SlugSLinger, @pharaoh112, @TenMoreMiles, @Camellia, @I just write, @RadioactiveSpoon, @Whisper1, @Krogoth, @EternalLurker, @backup04, @Lord Scoro, @Mr Egret
"Chosen of the Lady," Genten intoned, having another illusion of an angel appear before a group of people as Genten's voice echoed through the halls. "Welcome to my halls. I am the one known as 'Genten'. I would like to apologize for the rough arrival; I feel my Luck-induced spell to bring you all here was a little too powerful."
"Regardless, I have brought you here for a reason:" Genten continued. "To talk of way to collaberate so that we don't step on each other's toes in this new world, and so we don't do anything that might threaten this world without one of us taking action to deal with the resulting problem. And, perhaps, work together so our efforts prove greater than they would be if they were apart."
"However, due to my teleportation of you, we will have to... ugh... be quick with negotiations," Genten moaned, its structures starting to groan under the weight of all the beings. "I will return you all from where you came from shortly, if you don't decide to walk out of here yourselves. Be warned; I am flying us in midair, trying to find my floating island, so you will need a method to fly if you do leave that way."
Genten created paper and pens in front of each of the summoned that were still living.
"To make this quick," Genten stated, "please, put down your desires for yourselves and this world on these papers. I'll collect them shortly, and study them to... ugh... see where we might collaberate, work together, and avoid going cross-purposes."
"If you wish to speak with me for a purpose, just talk," Genten continued. "I am this Cathedral, after all; as long as you are in my halls, I will hear you."
With that, Genten redoubled their efforts to find their floating island. It had become more urgent to reach it before they collapsed.
"Fortuna..." Genten stated, "I might suggest getting your girls and my children prepared to evacuate... I hope its not needed, but I'm not sure my current form can withstand much more of this."
Shard
One and Many
- Location
- Malaysia
I looked around, annoyed.
It'd be nice to be able to stay where I wanted to stay, instead of being teleported all over the place. I'd deal with whomever did this later, of course, but first one must do preventive measures.
I altered the universe so that it was so. Teleportation was something I could very well do myself, thank you very much. No need for help there.
It'd be nice to be able to stay where I wanted to stay, instead of being teleported all over the place. I'd deal with whomever did this later, of course, but first one must do preventive measures.
I altered the universe so that it was so. Teleportation was something I could very well do myself, thank you very much. No need for help there.
"Now, at least I LIVE. Hmmmm, LOOKS LIKE THAT BITCH TRANSPORTED ME TO THE LIVING CATHEDRAL, I THINK? MADE BY SOME GOD-OBSESSED FREAK. THEN THE GIT FUCKED OFF AND THE CATHEDRAL ALSO GAINED SENTIENCE, AND SUMONED SOME SORT OF JUSTICE FORCE? Then that fucking blackout happened and then some stuff! Ya know what, I'm sick and tired of just finding 'er and shouting up my emotions. I better just do it right here and now. Ok, I'LL FUCKING RIP HER SOUL OUT OF THAT PESKY LITTLE BODY OF HER'S, FROM A DISTANCE!"
- Location
- Earth
Oh good, I don't have to be in charge.
I hate these kinds of questions though. I have no idea what I want for myself...
Thinking back, analyzing why she made the choices she did...
The girl started writing.
'Myself: survive, get in interesting situations without compromising the above, gain (personal) power, help others, be-'
Wait, no, that wasn't possible.
She crossed it out.
What she wanted for the world was much easier to answer.
'The world: no unnecessary suffering, not being destroyed'
Maybe she could have written more, but utopias always seemed to be destroyed or turned into dystopias. She hoped her meaning came across anyway.
"And I can see and hear all of the, uh, Chosen. Does that help? I'm willing to cooperate."
Lord Scoro
Welding Dragon
- Location
- The void
"What by fucking Nurgels Balls is going on here, and someone will tell me before I rip it out of the gray matter you all call a brain NOW!"
"Oh, just before that,
Reason: Just want to play the game, have fun ya know? And prevent anyone who tries to take away that from doing it. Ever.
Reason: Just want to play the game, have fun ya know? And prevent anyone who tries to take away that from doing it. Ever.
UbeOne
Daydreaming CPU
- Location
- Philippines
- Pronouns
- She/Her
One moment, I was back with my fleet. The next moment, I found myself floating in the void after feeling a dark chill in the air...
I'm not sure how I know this, but somehow, my fleet and I got teleported by someone into a wall, and this void is what the afterlife looks like...
I feel... nothing. No pain whatsoever. Though this is not what I had in mind for an afterlife. I thought I would be in heaven?
I could sense somehow that the powers given to me by Lady Luck still work in here, so being, um, dead, may not be such an impediment...
What shall I do...?
Well, I probably won't be affected as much by all sorts of wacky events while I'm here, so I'll probably stay here.
I do want to see what is going on in the living world, though.
So I decided to create a flat rectangular force field in front of me, modified to show me what is going on in the living world. It would basically be like an improvised flatscreen CCTV. For one thing, who or what caused what was essentially a disturbance in the Force, so to speak? It certainly is ominous...
((Action: Create a flatscreen force field CCTV, to find out who or what caused that dark disturbance. +1 to force fields, +1 to finding dark force))
I'm not sure how I know this, but somehow, my fleet and I got teleported by someone into a wall, and this void is what the afterlife looks like...
I feel... nothing. No pain whatsoever. Though this is not what I had in mind for an afterlife. I thought I would be in heaven?
I could sense somehow that the powers given to me by Lady Luck still work in here, so being, um, dead, may not be such an impediment...
What shall I do...?
Well, I probably won't be affected as much by all sorts of wacky events while I'm here, so I'll probably stay here.
I do want to see what is going on in the living world, though.
So I decided to create a flat rectangular force field in front of me, modified to show me what is going on in the living world. It would basically be like an improvised flatscreen CCTV. For one thing, who or what caused what was essentially a disturbance in the Force, so to speak? It certainly is ominous...
((Action: Create a flatscreen force field CCTV, to find out who or what caused that dark disturbance. +1 to force fields, +1 to finding dark force))
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"Huh..." I really don't know what to expect out of all this... Nor do I have any desire whatso ever right now... Still with the paper right in front of me and the winged being ask for what I wanted and not get in each other ways, I write down what I thought about it.
N/A, I'm new here and don't know what the frank is going on. Thus I'm postponing this slip of paper and ask what's going on around here, really?
@Random Tale
"*Cough* Excuse me Mr.Genten, do you know what's going around here and what powers are we actually given? Is it randomise powers or something else?... Do you have any clue on what we're actually suppose to do here or are we doing what we wanted around here just as you mentioned? Cause I don't have any tips or toes on what's going on here since I've arrived or suddenly appear amongst the glowing forest."
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- Location
- England, unfortunately.
- Pronouns
- She/They
You wake up from some kind of coma/sleepwalk you have been under for the past who knows how long.
Aaaand the cathedral's sentient. And is willing to discuss shit with you.
"Well then, allow me to introduce myself. My name is Corin. My alignment is Chaotic/Neutral Good. The last thing I remember is some kind of shenanigans involving the sun going out, and I tried to reignite it. Can somebody give me a run down of what's happened since then? Also I have a Gate of Babylon and possibly a kryptonian physiology. Closest thing I have to a desire is to acquire cool shit and use it like some kind of superhero, which of these vibes I'm getting are real, I think we may need. So in that regard, I Wish I Was A Kamen Rider!"
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Aaaand the cathedral's sentient. And is willing to discuss shit with you.
"Well then, allow me to introduce myself. My name is Corin. My alignment is Chaotic/Neutral Good. The last thing I remember is some kind of shenanigans involving the sun going out, and I tried to reignite it. Can somebody give me a run down of what's happened since then? Also I have a Gate of Babylon and possibly a kryptonian physiology. Closest thing I have to a desire is to acquire cool shit and use it like some kind of superhero, which of these vibes I'm getting are real, I think we may need. So in that regard, I Wish I Was A Kamen Rider!"
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We Just Write
Blatantly Plural
- Location
- New England
- Pronouns
- Plural
"My desires are quite simple. I want things stable enough that I don't have to worry about getting an apocalypse dropped on my head every five minutes, and I want to research exactly how Lady Luck's curse actually works. I've basically given up on achieving that within this particular part of the multiverse though. I'll be going now, thank you very much."
Stepping back into Asylum with Anne in tow, I remarked "That was an... Interesting experience. All in favor of never doing that again, say 'aye'!"
Anne's shouted response of "AYE!" came only a fraction of a second before Thompson flashed green and rapidly oscilated up and down.
I nodded, before remarking "Well, with that in mind, I've got a bunch of ideas for what to add to Asylum's security next."
As I did so, I idly browsed the list of people's powers to see if there was anything I particularly wanted. Hmmm... that Shard fellow's unkillability was certainly enticing. On the other han- @ziizo gave himself what power!?
Feh, that put me off any power copying for the time being, time to install something I'd needed to build for a while. I soon got to building an automated weapons system designed to intercept anyone trying to get to Asylum without proper authorization. Let's also make it respond to attacks upon myself or Asylum in the same manner: opening fire upon the perpetrator.
As for the specifics of the weapons system itself, thinking such confidential information out loud would just be foolish in the current circumstances. Still, the temporal stutterbeam would be an excellent weapons system, especially when it was accompanied by something to deal with all the various defensive abilities that these people loved to have.
OOC: @Crimson Doom, I take it you know exactly what I just built?
Stepping back into Asylum with Anne in tow, I remarked "That was an... Interesting experience. All in favor of never doing that again, say 'aye'!"
Anne's shouted response of "AYE!" came only a fraction of a second before Thompson flashed green and rapidly oscilated up and down.
I nodded, before remarking "Well, with that in mind, I've got a bunch of ideas for what to add to Asylum's security next."
As I did so, I idly browsed the list of people's powers to see if there was anything I particularly wanted. Hmmm... that Shard fellow's unkillability was certainly enticing. On the other han- @ziizo gave himself what power!?
Feh, that put me off any power copying for the time being, time to install something I'd needed to build for a while. I soon got to building an automated weapons system designed to intercept anyone trying to get to Asylum without proper authorization. Let's also make it respond to attacks upon myself or Asylum in the same manner: opening fire upon the perpetrator.
As for the specifics of the weapons system itself, thinking such confidential information out loud would just be foolish in the current circumstances. Still, the temporal stutterbeam would be an excellent weapons system, especially when it was accompanied by something to deal with all the various defensive abilities that these people loved to have.
OOC: @Crimson Doom, I take it you know exactly what I just built?
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Yay! Kintsugi smiled in celebration. Hopefully no more of them would be coming through. The shiver wiped that smile off her face. She braced herself for an attack.
Then Kintsugi was inside an uncomfortably crowded cathedral.
Kintsugi grabbed at the papers and scribbled into it. The handwriting was a child's scrawl, but the words were legible enough.
I want it so that there's lot of fresh water that I can swim in with no one to bother me and some shade that looks nice so it's not too bright and a little bit of rain now and again but not too much. Maybe some friends if I feel like it but they leave when I don't and some monsters to kill if I feel like it but none if I don't.
Kintsugi hesitated before she penned in her next sentence.
And maybe my master if he wants to come and for him to like me best out of everyone else and to kill lots of monsters and stuff together.
That done, she tossed the sheet of paper on the floor and slithered back into her helicarrier, stabbing herself into the floor absentmindly. "I want to go to the place I wrote." She mumbled.
SlugSLinger
Seeker of Originality
- Location
- Somewhere in the Jungles of S.E.A
Jake looks at Victor von Tacky Cape fighting some Pokemon Trainer he doesn't recognize. Eh, let them kiil each other and leave the victor weak enough for Jake to kill himself for now...
"Dracula!" Jake brandishes Raging Heart, the staff's jewel glowing a dark blue. "Come here and Die! Accel-!"
"Shoot."
With that, a thousand blue energy bolts fly for the blood-sucking Tacky Cape.
Muhkat Lomorki
Draconic Sorcerer
Dinac quickly attempts to teleport his Kobolds to a party; he needs to get them away from the chaos!
- Location
- The City
Ignoring the cathedral Krogoth marveled at its new body, while not as grand as the entity had wanted the form still showed signs of noblility and greatness, an acceptable body for the humbled being.
Now for the matter at hand, specifically the overfilled cathedral.
All over the place anarchy reigned as every one fo them tried to deal with suddenly being in such an enclosed space, some were even fighting each other, putting those around them at risk.
Seening a chance to test its new body and follow his newfound sense of justice the entity observed a nearby group that were fighting amongst themselves before deciding which of them seemed to be the most dangerous.
With its mind set Krogoth walked up to the human in the green cape and backhanded him as hard as its new body could.
Silvan Eldar
Delinquent Heir to Makai
- Location
- Here and There
Well....there was only one option left.
"Adam, make sure the ship is ready to leave this reality."
And with that, I began charging my once corporeal arm cannon for a hyper beam shot through the planet's core, aiming to destabilize it and hopefully tear the planet apart.
The science behind it might not add up, but when has that stopped me so far?
Regardless, it should give me a few minutes to get off the planet if I succeeded, and if I didn't....well, hopefully whatever just brought me back would work again.
Random Tale
The Story-Bound
An image of a male angel appears in front of the space-person.
"The powers for those Chosen by the Lady are simple:" the angel stated. "You want something done? You want to do something? You can try to twist the world into your desires. Whether it succeeds or fails, it is up to luck. You can do whatever you want in this world, restricted only by how lucky you are. And according to the Lady, you are supposed to do whatever you want. But you are not alone in this world; others have been given similar powers as well. Without contact, without working together, we will eventually run into activities of each other that run cross-purposes to our own, and things will get messy."
"Though, if you have arrived recently, allow me to welcome you to this world."
The angel fades.
An image of a male angel appears in front of Corin.
"I see, I see," the angel muses, looking at the student. "We all desire some kind of power, correct? As long as you don't use it against the world, myself, my children, or our allies, I won't stop you from gathering what you wish. As to what has happened, I am afraid I fell out of contact for a few days; my return to conciousness in this world was marked by the results you see around you."
The angel fades.
- Location
- Earth
She didn't know something. That was... annoying.
To be fair, the scientist can take whatever precautions she wants. As long as no one suffers any fates worse than death.
Though the name of that weapons system didn't fill her with confidence. She felt like trying to balance it out now. If this hurt people, she'd make something to help...
Well, that explained some of the gaps in her surveillance. It looked like she could only track them if they did something.
The girl started walking, stepping upsilon to bypass as many walls as she could. She dropped back into 3D space just behind Corin.
"A lot of dumb sh- stuff happened. You're lucky, they seemed to have just skipped over you. Let's see... two planets exploded, a dragon became a god of the afterlife then got his powers drained by an evil dark lord, the planet became the universe and created an avatar which usurped his power, and one guy seems to be attracting his enemies from every alternate universe. So if anyone drops by asking about a 'slug slinger' you know why. Oh, you wouldn't happen to know what a 'temporal stutterbeam' is, would you? A lot of people have been pulling ideas from comics and films and it looks like you've been doing that too, but I was raised under a rock, so..."
The girl nodded. "I think that's all the important stuff. If you want I could send you all the relevant tapes. Or at least try to."
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