Is it possible to acquire BOTH bunny twins for the double date or is that also a terrible idea?

Polyamory is not particularly common in Denmark AFAIK, and especially not "and then I show up to my double-date with these fraternal twins", so, you know, it would definitely be weird. :V

In the first place though, you're just facing the massively higher hurdle of convincing them that clearly they should date you simultaneously. So I think we'll take the problems as they come. :V

Putting it another way, I might be able to believe that Annelise seduces both and has a great one-night stand with the bunny twins, but I doubt they'd be in the mood for dating if you do that. You'd certainly have to put in some effort to convince me that they wouldn't just say "um, no thanks".
 
Polyamory is not particularly common in Denmark AFAIK, and especially not "and then I show up to my double-date with these fraternal twins", so, you know, it would definitely be weird. :V

In the first place though, you're just facing the massively higher hurdle of convincing them that clearly they should date you simultaneously. So I think we'll take the problems as they come. :V

Putting it another way, I might be able to believe that Annelise seduces both and has a great one-night stand with the bunny twins, but I doubt they'd be in the mood for dating if you do that. You'd certainly have to put in some effort to convince me that they wouldn't just say "um, no thanks".
Tragic, but I'll figured as much.
 
[X] Double-date! You'll have to find someone to bring along, but how hard can that be?

We should back up our friend!

This option seems good, although I'm not actually set on who we'll bring yet. Jokes aside, I don't think trying to date two fraternal twins at the same time would be a great idea, to put it mildly. Anyway, if this boy turns out not to be right for Signe, we can always crush the base of his skull with a paw swipe, then ask our date to help us dispose of the body as a test to see whether not they're relationship material. :wink:

Polyamory is not particularly common in Denmark AFAIK

What about POLARAMORY?!

geddit

because bears

 
[X] Double-date! You'll have to find someone to bring along, but how hard can that be?

We should back up our friend!

This option seems good, although I'm not actually set on who we'll bring yet. Jokes aside, I don't think trying to date two fraternal twins at the same time would be a great idea, to put it mildly. Anyway, if this boy turns out not to be right for Signe, we can always crush the base of his skull with a paw swipe, then ask our date to help us dispose of the body as a test to see whether not they're relationship material. :wink:



What about POLARAMORY?!

geddit

because bears

Does Denmark allow the possession of firearms?
 
Does Denmark allow the possession of firearms?

It does, but the regulation regime is similar to the UK. There are no firearms for self-defence unless you have a really good reason. You need a permit to do basically anything, which you have to renew every five years, unless it's a pistol permit in which case you need to renew it every two years. Getting a permit costs money, and I think you need one for every single gun you own. There is no open-carry or concealed-carry permit that is generally available.

Put another way, excepting police and military folks, the likelihood of anyone in public having any type of gun on their person is pretty much zero.
 
It does, but the regulation regime is similar to the UK. There are no firearms for self-defence unless you have a really good reason. You need a permit to do basically anything, which you have to renew every five years, unless it's a pistol permit in which case you need to renew it every two years. Getting a permit costs money, and I think you need one for every single gun you own. There is no open-carry or concealed-carry permit that is generally available.

Put another way, excepting police and military folks, the likelihood of anyone in public having any type of gun on their person is pretty much zero.
so no Polararmory then?
 
1.12 - Polar bear cavalry
"Let's do a double-date." You say.

Signe looks a little dubious, but she nods. "Alright. Can you explain why you prefer that?" She asks. It's a decent question. Fortunately you actually can make up some reasons on the spot.

"I'd like to see how you act while on a date," you explain, "and I'd be interested in having you see how I act while on a date. I want to figure out something about your relationship after all, not just get to know this guy. If he's great, I'll have plenty of chances to get to know him, so for this, I want to cut to the heart of the matter." You think it's a pretty good reason, and Signe nods, seeming kind of impressed.

You're not going to tell her that you made that up after you'd decided on what to do.

"Anyway, let's talk more about this later, okay? For now, let's have some fun!" you say, drinking the rest of your Port and bidding Signe get up with you. The night is still young! Young-ish!

You've got Signe with you, and you've got the contact details of a cute rabbit, so no reason to go look for fun people. Instead, you're going to dance! With Signe! She looks briefly like she wants to object to something, but then she relaxes and lets you pull her along. She was probably just about to object on instinct, contrary little thing that she is.

The dance floor is about what you might expect from a place like this, lit mostly by a variety of swiftly changing coloured lights. It's enough to make the eyes hurt if you look too directly at them, but the throng of dancing people makes it more tolerable. The music is loud enough you can barely hear anything at all if someone says it right into your ear. The DJ isn't the worst you've seen, but he sure isn't the best either, and for the moment the speakers are mostly blasting out tracks you don't particularly care about. But you can dance to them, and right now that's more than enough.

You let go of Signe once you're in among the other dancers, and you turn to look at her while moving to the rhythm. After a half-second, she starts matching you, and pretty quickly she's into it as well, moving to the music. You stick by her, dancing with her specifically. You don't know anyone here and for today, you don't need to know anyone here, so you'll just be with your friend.

As you dance, the sound, the alcohol, the lights, the movement... they wash everything away, until you are just there.

***​

You almost gasp for air when you finally leave the afterparty. The tight mass of bodies, the lights, the insulating walls; altogether they turn the place into something a little like an oven. While their A/C kept it from getting unlivable, most A/Cs are tuned for not-polar-bear temperatures. While you are amazing, you are tragically not that good with heat. The insulation and the fact you can't sweat means that once your temperature goes up, it's hard to make it go back down.

A significant part of you wants to strip naked and roll in a pile of snow. Sadly, you are nowhere near a pile of snow, and people will object if you run around Copenhagen naked. Terribly inconvenient.

Signe is with you, looking fairly tipsy. She bought drinks between dances, and you're both up late besides. The question now is mostly how to get home, but… honestly, you don't think you could stand getting into a train or a bus right now. It sounds way too hot. Outside in the fresh air with the cool night wind is probably best for you.

You send your mom a text telling her you might be a bit late because you're walking home to cool down. She'll understand that, and hopefully even prepare a nice, ice-cold bath for you to soak in. Your family has an unusually large fridge, compared to everyone else. In the summer, a significant portion of it is taken up solely by icecubes.

On a whim, you pick up Signe and let her ride on you as you walk home. Her family hasn't moved since you first met, so you both live in the same part of town. She yawns and scritches your ears.

"Had fun, huh?" you say to her. You can feel her shift a little, probably waking up from your voice.

"...yeah. It was nice," she says. She sounds tired. A sleepy drunk, perhaps? You suddenly feel curious about how your friends end up when they drink. You should go out to parties with them more.

"I'll get in touch as soon as I have a date for the double-date," you say. She snorts in response.

"Planning a double date before you have a date. You're awful," she says while stroking your hair.

"I love you too~" you say in reply. Signe sighs into your hair. She always did like being carried by you. Only partly because she liked playing empress, you think.

You keep walking, and eventually you notice that Signe has fallen asleep on your back.

There isn't that long until you're home, but Signe's place is a bit of a detour… of course, you could always wake her and get her to take a bus or something. There's one fairly close to where you are, though it may take a while before it arrives since it's the middle of the night. Or you could just bring her home with you, of course. She's slept over before, though it's been a while.

Pick one
[ ] Wake her up and put her on a bus.
[ ] Carry her to her home despite the detour.
[ ] Bring her home with you.
[ ] Write-in

***​

Ugh, for once I'm actually sorry for a delay. I've had this update since around the weekend and just... not posted it. In fairness I've been pretty distracted by a mix of good things (I'm going to Japan to attend a language school in a little more than a week!) and bad things (I am probably not going to be able to read three books on mathematical analysis and a book on measure theory and integration before spring term starts, so I'll have to take a normal elective). Also work work work work.

But still. Several days where I've gone "why haven't i posted kumamimi update yet" and the answer has been "um... because".

Anyway. Enough about my complaints. I haven't made it a vote, but if you guys think it would be fun, feel free to consider what kind of music you think Annelise likes.

Also, the current vote is sort of primarily about how much more you want to talk to Signe right now, and which other bits you want to get to fastest. Siblings and Polar Bear Mom will likely be less front-and-center if Signe is with you, but on the other hand Signe will be with you. Pick what sounds the most fun!​
 
Pick one
[ ] Wake her up and put her on a bus.
[ ] Carry her to her home despite the detour.
[ ] Bring her home with you.
[ ] Write-in

***​

Ugh, for once I'm actually sorry for a delay. I've had this update since around the weekend and just... not posted it. In fairness I've been pretty distracted by a mix of good things (I'm going to Japan to attend a language school in a little more than a week!) and bad things (I am probably not going to be able to read three books on mathematical analysis and a book on measure theory and integration before spring term starts, so I'll have to take a normal elective). Also work work work work.

But still. Several days where I've gone "why haven't i posted kumamimi update yet" and the answer has been "um... because".

Anyway. Enough about my complaints. I haven't made it a vote, but if you guys think it would be fun, feel free to consider what kind of music you think Annelise likes.

Also, the current vote is sort of primarily about how much more you want to talk to Signe right now, and which other bits you want to get to fastest. Siblings and Polar Bear Mom will likely be less front-and-center if Signe is with you, but on the other hand Signe will be with you. Pick what sounds the most fun!​

Does Signe have family who'll be worried if she doesn't return home? Could we call them and say that we're letting her stay over with us for the night?

I'd like to help get her home but equally our mum is going to want us back as well. Letting her crash with us might be the most convenient thing.
 
Does Signe have family who'll be worried if she doesn't return home? Could we call them and say that we're letting her stay over with us for the night?

I'd like to help get her home but equally our mum is going to want us back as well. Letting her crash with us might be the most convenient thing.

You can just text them that she's crashing with you. It's about 2:30-3:00 AM at this point, and both Annelise and Signe are (technically :V) adults.

Just bringing her along is definitely the most convenient option for you. Putting her on the bus is the second most convenient for you, at the cost of waking Signe up. Bringing her to her home means you'll probably be home around 3:30-4:00 AM yourself.
 
[X] Bring her home with you.

It's convenient and also has the potential for amusing shenanigans in the morning.

I can't see any reason not to vote for this, really.
 
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Man, I've been busy and/or distracted recently. Gonna call the vote tonight or tomorrow. Currently, bringing Signe to her own home is winning, but the lead is pretty slight.

Next update might also be slow in coming, since I don't know how busy I'll be starting Friday.
 
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I would normally say the vote is closed because I've already started writing, but honestly two sentences isn't at a point where I feel bothered if I have to change things.

Currently the detour is still winning at five votes, with bringing her home with you at three.

If things manage to change by the time I'm in Japan in... eh, call it 36-48 hours, then I'll change the update, but otherwise it's called for "detour".
 
Come on make it a sleepover. Bear Signe over to our home and have her sleep in our room.

I don't know why you people want to be boring and bring Signe back to her home; I'm sure Signe's parents can bear with her not coming back for one night, especially since it's a childhood friend she'd be staying with.
 
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1.13 - Polar bear and sleep
Greetings from Japan!

***​

You decide that at this point getting home half an hour later isn't going to make much of a difference, so you might as well just get Signe to her own home.

There's something beautiful about Copenhagen in the dark. Not literally beautiful perhaps - there are no lights to turn the nighttime cityscape into a glittering jewel or anything - but it is an almost comforting sort of darkness, lit by lonely streetlamps spilling their warm yellow light into the cool nighttime air.

The world is quiet. There's a particular lack of noise around 3 AM. A blanket of soundlessness that has been laid over the city. These days, it's become a familiar feeling. A comforting stillness that cools you down, lets you settle back into yourself after all the energy you've put into partying.

In the distance, you can hear a faint whooping, probably from drunk or mostly drunk young people. On your back, Signe goes sort of 'munya munya' into your shirt in her sleep.

Nothing disturbs your walk to Signe's house. She sleeps surprisingly peacefully for someone being carried, but you suppose you are a polar bear, and she did drink a fair amount.

There's a definite switch in the quality of your surroundings as you move on from the city in general and into the fairly rich neighbourhood that Signe lives in. Apartment blocks in Denmark aren't that big, but now few places are more than two storeys, and the gardens are steadily growing in size. And people have garages, instead of just parking by the curb. It's all very impressive, and costs a small fortune to get.

Your parents earn fairly decent moneys, as these things go, but there's definitely a difference. Honestly, if it wasn't for the fact that daily life in Greenland is really cheap when you can catch and eat your own seals and sleep in the snow, you probably wouldn't be able to go every year. Not that there's necessarily all that much snow there in the summer, but, you know, same difference.

It's the first time you go there in the middle of the night, but even distorted by the deeper darkness as it is, you recognize Signe's house and confidently walk straight up to the doorway. Where you stop. You stand for a bit and contemplate the fact you can't get in, unless you pilfer Signe's pockets for her keys, and to be honest, that feels wrong somehow. Instead, you lightly pat her cheek as you softly try talking to her to wake her up.

"Hey. Hey, Signe. You're home. Time to go inside and go to bed," you say. Signe groans and mumbles something you vaguely suspect to be 'five more minutes', but shortly regains some situational awareness. She proceeds to nuzzle your neck for a bit since her head is right there anyway, and then she yawns and seems to wake up some more.

"...you walked all this way with me?" she asks. You would shrug, but she's still lazing around on you, so instead you nod.

"Sure did," you say. Signe hugs you and pulls herself up enough to kiss you on the top of your head.

"You big lump, you should have woken me up," she says as she gets off the Polar Bear Express and staggers a bit on the ground. You instantly grab her to steady her, upon which she promptly leans into you.

"Eh, I needed to cool down anyway. I don't shed heat that fast," you say. She just sighs.

You stand there for a few minutes. You almost think Signe has fallen asleep again, but then she suddenly moves, catapulting herself forward towards the door, forcing herself away from your comfy embrace.

"You should probably get home, before your mother wakes up," she says, and you wince. Honestly you're probably stronger than your mom, but she has never let trivial facts like that stop her. You suspect it is something about mothers, in particular mother bears.

"Alright, sure. Get to bed you. I'll be seeing you," you retort and smile a little. Signe returns it, before turning to fumble with her keys.

You leave once she gets the door open, waving a little, and then sauntering off at a steady pace.

It's terribly late once you finally get home, but not so late that you won't benefit from sleeping a little. Not to mention, you don't have anywhere you need to go. Well, except probably play with your siblings once they get home from school.

You open the front door and start creeping up the steps. It's late, and you don't want to bother anyone. You do have a bit of a tendency to be noisy, tragically. Your family lives on the third floor of the apartment building, so if you stumble and rattle, you might disturb the people living beneath you, and then they might end up complaining to your mom.

Luckily you manage to avoid making too much noise. Gently unlocking the door to your apartment - with an unfortunately loud click - you sneak in.

To your mild surprise, the light isn't on in the kitchen, and your mother isn't staring at you with judging eyes. She does have work tomorrow, but that hasn't stopped her before, so you can never be sure. You're almost sad, considering how much of today you could reasonably brag about… well, assuming 'I didn't revert to my high school habits' is something to brag about. You don't really know, but you think things went great so you'd have liked to brag.

Oh, well. For tomorrow. You tiptoe into your room and shed the last few items and garments you have with you, and plop down naked on your bed. The window is open, and for now at least, there's a nice cool breeze.

Slowly, you fade away…

***​

...The morning is bright, and not actually the morning. You've slept in to just a little shy of 12:00. Everyone else in the house will have left for jobs and school. You yawn and stand up, wondering vaguely what you're going to do today. Your siblings will get out of school in a couple of hours for one, so you could screw around for a bit and then play with them. Or you could set up something to do with one or more of your friends real quick. There's probably at least one of them that's got time to play. Or you could invite rabbit girl out on a date, because you need to not be single pretty soon, and the day after the party is still remarkably restrained for you.

You wander into the kitchen as you contemplate these many options. Opening the fridge you contemplate many more options for an admittedly different problem, while snacking on small chunks of raw meat. Oops, got some blood on you. Good thing you're still naked.

You should probably take a shower before you go anywhere.

Anyway, today you're going to…
Pick one
[ ] … go pick up your siblings and play with them.
[ ] … go find one of your friends and play with them [which friend?]
[ ] … get in touch with rabbit girl and try to make friends.
[ ] … get in touch with rabbit girl and get a date.
[ ] … laze around until your mom comes home to scold you.

***​

So a bit more than a month huh. Honestly I think that's pretty good considering I've been in Japan since the 21st of October and I'm still there. And I got sick for a week while there. So, you know, I think this is reasonably the slowest I'm going to be for normal updates going forwards. Roughly a month.

...granted that is pretty slow.

Oh well. So it goes. :V
 
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