Chapter Seventy-Seven (Trigun)
The dingy bar was filled with noise and people. Outside, sand dominated the landscape. If it wasn't for the hellish planet's nature, it would have looked no different than a typical Far West town of the past. The place wasn't bad. Sometimes it even rained, perhaps due to the nature of the new arrival. The green-eyed man that cleaned the bar counter and was also the owner of the join was known as the Master of Death, and while he had no bounty on his head, there was an unspoken aura of danger around his frame.
This didn't stop people from trying to mess with him.
It did stop them from ever trying again.
"I can't believe you don't know where he is," the dark haired woman said angrily, "From one dangerous folk to another, you should know where he was!"
The Master of Death shook his head. "I do not really bother with the affairs outside of my bar," he said. "Might I offer you a drink, or something to eat, Miss Stryfe?"
By Meryl Strife's side, her colleague Milly was already wolfing down a large pudding covered with large doses of syrup. She was moaning in pleasure, more than once making the nearby customers uncomfortable as they scuttled away. Nobody dared to raise their voice. If the owner of the bar wasn't bothered, then neither were they.
"No, thank you," Meryl said as she waited for her colleague to finish her pudding. Until she did, it would be folly to try to pull her away. Her eyes went to the crowd gathered at the bar. While normally in small towns and villages bar were filled with nothing but burly and dusty men with sour looks and harlots, this bar had a different air to it. Sure, there was the usual crowd, but mixed with them was a wholly different group of people. Some of them had definitely abused the aid of plastic surgeons to get their ears sharper, and a couple more instead had gone for a full body treatment, taking on shapes she hadn't known were possible.
A large towering lion-like humanoid drank from a large bowl-like ceramic glass a transparent liquid, while a bit of a distance away a lizard-like creature grumbled as he messily ate raw meat without care. It was a jarring place, but Meryl's eyes slowly found themselves fixed on a spiky blond figure. The face was a bit off, but it did resemble Vash's bounty paper somewhat.
"Strange gathering of folks here," Meryl said. "Any reason behind it?"
"I make a good Pornstar Martini," the bartender said without batting an eyelid. "And my White Lady is to die for, which is where my nickname comes from," he continued.
"Wasn't your nickname due to the cataclysm you caused a couple of centuries back?" a young man asked a short distance away, sitting at the bar counter with a lopsided grin and five empty Whiskey bottles by his side.
"It was less of a cataclysm and more of a really dangerous thing to do," the green-eyed bartender replied with a bitter smile. "Everyone makes mistakes, and sometimes...those mistakes are big enough to warrant being called cataclysms."
Meryl furrowed her brows, glancing from one man to the other. "What are you talking about?"
"Nothing of importance," the bartender shrugged. "I'm cutting you off if you keep blabbering your mouth, Eddie."
"I don't think something referred to as a cataclysm isn't important," Meryl said, "Especially if it concerns the insurance part of it."
The Master of Death simply laughed, shaking his head. "Ah, no, no insurances had to be paid for that thing. It was just a bad day for everyone, nothing of importance," he gave his back to Meryl, "How about a drink on the house?"
Meryl's eyes narrowed, "So you can poison it?"
"I never poison my drinks," the bartender replied. "It makes for poor business advertisement. Also, I don't need to poison my drinks to kill someone."
Meryl sat at the counter, Milly still busying herself with the pudding that seemed to simply have no end. "Just how much pudding did you even order, Milly?" Meryl asked, only for her partner to grin as she kept eating, happily humming along.
"She asked for enough pudding to fill her stomach," the bartender said as he turned, a pearly white drink in his right hand, "I merely complied with her request. And here for you, a White Lady," he smiled as he placed the cocktail in front of her.
Meryl eyed the drink warily, before smirking and taking it with her right hand, drinking it in one swift gulp. She sighed, "It's good, I guess," she said in the end.
"Only good?" The bartender's shoulders slumped down. "I guess I still have a long way to go for a lady of such refined tastes," he smiled after a few seconds, "So..."
The bar doors swung open with a strong snap, a hulking figure barging in with eyes aglow. The bar's murmurs died as the figure took a step inside, two strange creatures with talons and claws slithering in by his side. He walked with purpose towards the bar counter, the bartender having somehow managed to get an empty glass to polish in his hands.
The burly figure was covered by a thick trench coat and a large hat, the two strange creatures slowly coiling themselves one per shoulder. The voice was raspy, and guttural.
"The strongest you have," he spoke.
"You are scaring the customers," the bartender replied.
"Good," the hulking figure said, "It means they have not forgotten."
The bartender turned to prepare a drink. The hair at the back of Meryl's neck began to rise as the large figure turned to look at her. In the pit of the glowing eyes, she was sure there was no Vash the Stampede hiding behind the angry gaze.
"Are you here for a reason other than scaring my customers away?" the bartender asked as he turned around with a large barrel filled to the brim with a bubbling dark liquid that seemed to reek of pure alcohol mixed with a hint of some sweet thing that felt oily to the nostrils, and stuck to the tongue even without having drank a single drop of it.
"Father used to say you were the person to go to if one needed to hide," the man said as he grabbed the barrel with both hands. "Or if one needed to find someone, or speak to someone who has long since died."
"You must truly be desperate to come to me for aid," the bartender replied with a knowing nod. "What makes you think I'd help?"
The hulking man drank the whole barrel in a few swift gulps, before dropping the empty container on the floor by his side. "Because whether you approve of his methods or not, a Multiverse without father can only head towards its own destruction," his eyes glowed. "Hate him, despise him, feel disgust at him, but in the end, Father did what he had to do because there was no one else willing to do it. Also, you owe him one, do you not?"
"He even told you that?" the bartender muttered, "Fine," he acquiesced. "What do you want from me? If it's finding out who kidnapped him, if I knew, I wouldn't be dallying around here."
"Only someone who had a history with father would be mad enough to come between him and the dragon, and while I was born centuries after he first Planeswalked, there is someone who knew him before that time." The man stood up, "Retracing his steps is perhaps the only thing I can do."
"How long of a time are we talking about?" the bartender asked.
"Twenty thousand years, give or take," the man said, much to the whistling of surprise.
"I knew he was old, but I didn't know he was that old," the Master of Death said. He then turned towards the rest of the gathered men and women, some of which had begun to stand up, their fists clenched and their eyes oddly determined. "Now, now you youngsters, stay put, will you?"
"You can't be seriously thinking of helping one of the Tyrant's children!" a young woman yelled, nasty scars covering her face.
"I'm not seriously thinking of doing anything," the Master of Death said as he calmly summoned forth a wand from thin air. His green eyes narrowing. "I am going to seriously help." He smiled, and then a blast of concussive force sent everyone beyond the counter to fly against the wall, past it, and roll on the sands as the bartender gave a curt nod to the hulking man, before disappearing in thin air with him in tow.
Meryl watched in disbelief the destruction done at the bar, and then turned towards Milly who happily finished the pudding in front of her.
"Seconds please!" she said with a chirp, extending her empty bowl in front of her.
Without a word, and without reason, the bowl filled itself again to the brim.
As if by magic.