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Additional note 1: Please be advised this work contains allusion to certain contemporary issues, namely war crimes perpetrated by Imperial Japan in World War 2. This work is meant to be for enjoyment, and no offense is meant. Also note that, as a fanfiction, many liberties were taken with Kantai Collection canon for the purposes of this story. That being said, please enjoy.
Additional note 2: Please be advised sections of this chapter were authored by Whiskey Golf from the Spacebattles form, who kindly allowed me to use his work as part of this fanfic.
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While there were many ships that would be remembered by history for their significance, reputation or valour, there were a few that stood tall above all others. Ships with stories that elevated them beyond the mass of steel and oil of their physical forms, to the point where the mere mention of their names would trigger instant recognition. Such was their renown, they left a permanent mark on the nations they served and the nations they opposed.
The German battleship Bismarck might not have been the largest or most powerful battleship fielded in World War 2, but she forever engraved her place in history with the sinking of the battlecruiser HMS Hood and her subsequent last stand against the might of the Royal Navy. Such was her gallantry and courage in the face of certain defeat that her memory would endure in the dreams and imaginations of the British and Germans for generations.
Such was her fame that when she returned to battle as a ship girl of the Deutsche Marine, she became a rallying point for not just her own country, but for all of Europe.
Bismarck wasn't the only ship to leave such a cultural impact on mankind.
The return of these warships was more than just humanity levelling the playing field against the Abyssal fleet. It was a return of living legends… and Yvonne Swanson was well aware that in the Far East, there was one other battleship who rivalled Bismarck's fearsome reputation.
A battleship of such size, speed, and power, that she was considered an enduring symbol of Japanese military power even to this day. It was believed that as long as she existed and continued to fight, her country could never fall or surrender… and when she did fall, it was in a blaze of glory that none would ever forget.
That ship was the Japanese Battleship Yamato.
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Kantai Collection: The Greatest Generation
Part 2: Pride of the Navy
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Standing before the mirror in her quarters, Yvonne gave herself one last inspection, just to be sure she had everything right. The young woman in the mirror stared back at her, long blonde hair neatly tied in a bun. Shoulder bars, with the three stripes of a Commander and the star of a restricted line officer. On the right breast of her khaki blouse, her nametag rested. On her left breast, just a single "attagirl" award ribbon. Last, but not least, her collar devices: the silver oak leaves of a full Commander, and the crossed magnifying glass and quill of an intelligence specialist.
Yvonne sighed. She felt like a little girl playing dress up. The digicam Navy Working Uniform was a lot simpler. Back stateside, the NWUs had become the uniform of the day, a deliberate reinforcement of the fact that the Navy was at war. Even the Chief of Naval Operations wore NWUs in the Pentagon, only changing to his Service Dress Blues to report to the President or to brief Congress. The Service Khakis, formerly the day to day "office" uniform, had been quietly tucked away (if only for now).
Still, the Japanese Maritime Self Defense Force wasn't the United States Navy, and Yvonne had resolved to herself that she'd try and fit in as best as she could with her hosts – she was, afterall, a visitor in their house. That meant service khakis, and all the other assorted uniform regulations that entailed.
Still, she couldn't help but crack a small smile at her mirrored image. There was something special about the khakis – probably because in the American psyche, the classic image of a USN officer at war was wearing service khakis and a leather G-1 aviator's jacket.
It was a little irrational, but Yvonne felt a bit comforted at that though. Any little thing that could help her in her mission, she'd take. Though the jacket was probably pushing it.
She glanced at the jacket hanging in the closet, virtually unchanged from the first leather jackets worn by naval aviators in the Pacific War, collected her things, and settled her khaki combination cap on her head. She slipped her shoes on, and took a deep breath.
Then she exhaled, and Commander Yvonne Swanson, intelligence officer of the United States Navy, set out to execute her mission.
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"Admiral, sir. Commander Swanson, reporting."
"Good morning, Commander. I trust you are well rested and settled in?" The Admiral returned the guesture. At his side was Nagato, waiting dutifully with a clipboard in hand for her Admiral's orders.
"Yes, sir. I wish to begin my investigation into as soon as possible," replied Yvonne, lowering her salute and remaining at attention.
Yvonne's orders were very peculiar, hence the need for her to come to Yokosuka Naval Base and work with the Japanese ship girls. Had it been a simple matter of analysis from third party reports and other action reports, she would not have needed to come to Japan, let alone Yokosuka. In fact, had her plan had not been so specific, she could still have stayed over in the US section of Yokosuka, or commute from Atsugi.
However, as it stood, Yvonne's ideas required her to work with the Japanese ship girls in a very intimate capacity, and the lack of available personnel to actually carry out the mission meant she, an able and capable volunteer with ideas of her own, had been sent.
"Very well. To begin with, I will be assigning you to work with Destroyer Division Six," the Admiral said with approval at her work ethic. "They are our top expeditionary specialists that have just returned from one of their mission this morning. Their temperaments should help you get a feel as to what working with Kanmusu would be like before you move on to some of our more… 'colourful' personalities."
Well, that was an understatement if Yvonne had ever heard one.
"I understand, sir," Yvonne agreed, maintaining her poker face.
"I also believe you are familiar with Lieutenant Matsuda. He can help you in your endeavours," The Admiral added. "Additionally, as the highest ranking non-JMSDF officer on the base, and to assist you in your mission, we have also assigned a Kanmusu as your aide. She will act as both your personal liaison with us, as well as your assistant. Please use her as you see fit."
The wisdom behind this measure was easily apparent. While having a normal human adjutant would be certainly serviceable for Yvonne's purposes, having a ship girl be her assistant had many useful benefits. Given that Yvonne would be interacting with the local Kanmusu a great deal, it was only natural that a Kanmusu aide would act as her go between.
There was also the fact that her 'assistant' would be able to monitor Yvonne's movements and report back any findings, but it was something that Yvonne had expected. If the situations were reversed, if she had American ship girls of her own to spare, she'd do the same thing.
She might be a guest, and goodwill to the US Navy was at its highest as it had been in years, but at the end of the day she was still an outsider, an outsider who was also an intelligence spook no less, poking around in places where she might not be wanted.
"Be aware we have selected one of our Kanmusu who is mostly idle due to resource constraints rather than one of our more active duty personnel, and as such she won't have much in the way of firsthand information about the Abyssal fleet you can use directly, or hard combat experience for that matter. She was only given the broad strokes of your mission before we assigned her to you, so you will have to brief her yourself. We have reserved a conference room for you to properly inform her on the specifics your mission."
"Thank you, sir. That's very kind of you."
If a little unnecessary. Booking an entire conference room for just two people? She knew the base had a lot of spare room, but still!
The Admiral turned to Nagato, sharing a silent look with her. The battleship gave her admiral a nod, and her eyes flicked to the name on the clipboard, the name she'd already known would be there, having written it herself.
"Yamato, please enter."
Wait Yamato what.
The side door to the Admiral's office opened, and a beautiful young woman entered the room. Her appearance was entirely too unique, an elaborate white red and black uniform that showed off too much skin and had a distinctively oriental flair. Her long auburn hair had been drawn into a ponytail, and it was perfectly accessorised by the blooming sakura flower that adorned it. The final, most noticeable piece of her ensemble, was the gorget bearing the emblem of the golden chrysanthemum.
Alarm bells starting going off in Yvonne's head.
There was no doubt in Yvonne's mind who this girl was.
The young woman quickly walked up to Yvonne's side and saluted the Admiral.
"Japanese Battleship Yamato, reporting for duty as ordered, sir! Thank you for choosing me for this assignment. I will do my best!"
Oh. Shit.
"Very good," the Admiral nodded before turning back to Yvonne with a satisfied smile, "Is this agreeable to you, Commander Swanson?"
Oh hell no!
Yvonne's poker face hid her inner turmoil at being between a rock and a hard place. As much as she wanted to say no, for that feeling of anxiety was back in force stronger than ever, to do so would be to turn down an incredible honour and insult her hosts.
Yamato was the ship that bore the hopes and dreams of the Japanese people, the vessel that most exemplified their warrior ideal. To say anything but 'yes' to having the Yamato be her liaison would be the gravest insult Yvonne could give.
She had no choice.
"Yes, sir!" Yvonne said, allowing her awe at Yamato to mask her fear. "To have the battleship Yamato herself escort me herself is an incredible honour!"
I am so boned.
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It was irrational. Yvonne knew that the war was long over, and that she had nothing to fear from the young woman, Japanese Battleship Yamato, who walked exactly four paces behind her. In fact, Yvonne felt ashamed and embarrassed by her weakness.
Out of her five friends, she had been the one to be most vocal in espousing the idea of international cooperation between the ship girls of various nations. Yvonne had believed that, for the sake of the future, mankind needed to present a unified front against the Abyssal threat. Old grievances and rivalries couldn't be allowed to cloud their better judgement.
That was what she had told her comrades, at least.
But now that she was actually face to face with the Japanese ship girls, Yvonne was furious that she couldn't get over her uneasiness at their presence.
She had to keep fighting the urge to put distance between herself and Yamato. It made her feel like the biggest hypocrite to ever exist, especially so since Yamato, a person who had every reason to hate the United States, didn't seem to have any of the hang ups she did.
"May I ask where we are going, Commander Swanson?" Yamato queried.
"The admiral asked me to fill you in on what we're going to do, so I'm heading to the empty conference room the admiral booked earlier to do just that."
In hindsight, Yamato's importance probably was what made the Admiral decide on giving them an entire room. From what she'd read from the history books, for all of the battleship Yamato's capabilities she was treated like a porcelain doll by the Japanese Navy and hardly ever had to rough it out. It stood to reason that, as a ship girl, it seemed that this Yamato had more of the same.
It went without saying that Yvonne disapproved.
Alas, this was something the Admiral had done, and with how important Yamato was to the Japanese, Yvonne had to watch herself to avoid offending anyone.
Japanese Battleship Yamato… how the hell had THIS happened?
The pair had soon located the vacant room, and they settled in on opposite sides of a mahogany table. Having already anticipated the need to brief her new assistant, Yvonne had brought a copy of her orders and the supporting documentation with her.
"So how much did the Admiral tell you?" Yvonne asked, once she had provided the copy to Yamato, which the battleship promised to read on her own time after the briefing.
"Only the broad outline," Yamato replied, with her demure, shy voice. "I, Yamato, was informed that your plan involved interviewing our frontline Kanmusu about their experiences with the Abyssals."
Curiously, Yamato's tone and her use of 'frontline Kanmusu' seemed to indicate she didn't consider herself one of them. This combined, with the Admiral's earlier introduction, confirmed Yvonne's suspicions about that, like her historical counterpart, Yamato didn't get out very much.
"And that's all you know?" Yvonne said, keeping her thoughts to herself.
"Regretfully, I do not. Yamato was chosen for this position at the last minute."
"That's not a problem," Yvonne nodded. "I'll fill you in on the details then."
The mission's objective was simple: understand the nature of the Abyssal fleet, where they came from and, if possible, find insight on how they could be defeated.
This was easier said than done, of course: with how long the war had gone on, Yvonne would not be the first to try. However, she aimed to be the first to succeed.
Yvonne had gone through every known report, recording or documentation of the Abyssals. It was in these documents that she noticed a startling trend, a trend that she felt had been the reason that every single one of these prior attempts at understanding the Abyssals had failed before.
"Stage one will be to profile and interview each and every single Kanmusu on this base," Yvonne stated. "I've spent the better part of the last six months reading through everything about Abyssals, and, if I am being honest, half of them are complete bullshit and not worth the paper they're written on. I want first-hand accounts from the people who have physically seen and beaten these, things to help me verify what is accurate and what is not."
Indeed, part of the reason there hadn't been any progress in understanding the Abyssal fleet was that none of the experts could agree upon anything. Although there were plenty of 'armchair analysts who had weighed in on the matter, it wasn't entirely their fault.
The findings of any study were only as good as the evidence it was based on, and with the Abyssals it was hard to get such information.
Getting accurate data about the Abyssal fleet was difficult, thanks to the confusion of the early days of the war. With ships getting sunk left and right, people dying by the droves, rampant uncontrolled panic and hysteria, flotillas being destroyed before they even knew they were under attack, the whole refugee crisis… it was impossible to tell what was fact and what was the product of people in a blind panic.
By the time the ship girls had appeared and things had calmed down, the information repositories used by the intelligence services were so filled with reports of dubious accuracy that the entire process had simply ground to a stop while they got to actually organising things. All the crap would eventually be sorted out, verified and discarded, but that might take months, even years.
That wasn't good or soon enough. Yvonne had decided to cut out the middle man and get that information herself, from the best sources she could think of.
"I want to identify weaknesses and vulnerabilities. I want to identify the tactics they use and how we could use that to our advantage," Yvonne continued. "More than that, I want to know how coherent each type of Abyssal is, and if there is any semblance of intelligence in any of them or if they are just acting on some kind of instinct. I want to know if there are any individual commanders or leaders that remain at large, or if there are any of them that act differently from the rest."
"There are many Abyssals that seem to act as flagships for their fleets," Yamato noted.
"Maybe, but each and every one of those are often surrounded by escorts and are part of a battlegroup. I'm looking for something at a flotilla level," Yvonne said. "Next, I need to know the capabilities and prior combat records of each ship girl on this base in detail. I need to get a feel of their personalities. I want to know how each girl will react to danger and how well they can function under extreme pressure."
"Couldn't you just read a report? We have extensive physiological and psychological reports for you to follow," Yamato queried, her tone clearly showing she had asked this less to question Yvonne's judgement and more to understand the intelligence officer's reasoning.
It seemed like the battleship had caught on.
"Reports are one thing, but I'm looking for very specific people with very specific skillsets and mindsets. I need people who go looking for danger," Yvonne replied. "These interviews are to identify potential targets and candidates for the mission I came here to do."
"And that mission is?" Yamato asked. The battleship was leaning forward in her seat, her eyes intent. It was clear she'd already figured the answer. Yvonne was still happy to give her that confirmation.
"We figure out where they're going to be, then set up a trap to capture one of those Abyssal fuckers," Yvonne grinned. "Then we move onto stage two: interrogate the shit out of her."
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Yvonne hadn't explained much after that. The following stages of her mission had been sensitive and classified by order of Admiral Briggs himself. It was on a strictly need to know basis, so there wasn't much else she could say to Yamato, especially about the part on how Yvonne was confident she'd be able to set a trap for her intended quarry.
Yvonne did open up for a short Q & A session to allow Yamato to ask anything else she was unsure of, but the shy young Japanese woman turned down the opportunity, insisting she was satisfied by the explanation given so far.
"Our first order of business will be to meet with Destroyer Division Six," Yvonne said later. "The Admiral informed me that they just returned from a mission, so their latest outing should be fresh in their minds."
"Ah, the Atatsuki sisters. I see. Interacting with them should give you some experience with dealing with us Kanmusu. The Admiral's insight is great as usual," Yamato nodded in agreement as she rose from her seat. "Very well, Commander Swanson. Shall I lead you to them?"
"Not just yet." Yvonne said, motioning for Yamato to sit back down.
"Commander Swanson?"
"Before we go, I have a few questions for you," Yvonne stated bluntly.
"I understand. As your assigned aide, I, Yamato, will attend to your needs as required. What do your require of me?" Yamato replied formally. It appeared that the battleship hadn't quite understood what Yvonne was getting at.
She decided to make things a little more clearly.
"Look. You misunderstand, Yamato. I mean I have questions for you." Yvonne could almost see the lightbulb going on over Yamato's head as she realized what Yvonne meant.
It was almost comical to see Yamato, the pride of the Japanese Navy, go beet red with embarrassment as she comprehended what Yvonne was getting at.
"I… I see. Very well. I, Yamato, will answer your questions to the best of my ability." Yamato fidgeted in place, wringing her hands nervously. Yvonne would have laughed at the sight if that persistent feeling, the feeling of knowing that a Japanese big gun battleship was right next to her, hadn't also been keeping her on edge.
That feeling was one of the reasons why Yvonne wanted to have this little chat.
"Look, you don't have to be so formal around me. We're going to be working together for the foreseeable future, so it's important we set some ground rules and get some stuff out of the way first," Yvonne spoke bluntly. Seeing Yamato nod in agreement, Yvonne continued, "I don't mean any offense so apologies in advance if I do, but my first question is pretty simple: are you okay with working with a foreign officer?"
"What? O-Of course I am!"
"I heard that there were some of you ship girls that weren't too happy with an American being on the base. I just want to make sure there won't be problems between the two of us down the line."
After all, with Yvonne having to wrestle with her own problems, if Yamato had more of the same there was a non-zero chance the two of them could be heading for some turbulent waters. If that happened, Yvonne knew their performance would be negatively affected.
"There won't! I, Yamato, will not dishonour the name of the Japanese Navy by being discourteous to an officer of a foreign Navy. You have my word," Yamato insisted.
"Good. I just wanted to get that out of the way." Yvonne couldn't be sure of the sincerity of Yamato's statement, but it seemed that was the best answer she was going to get for now. "Okay, the next order of business is something that I probably should have dealt with earlier: the chain of command."
"Chain of command? I'm not quite sure I follow," Yamato tilted her head in confusion. "I am to act as your assistant and liaison, won't I? That shouldn't be a problem then."
Well that did answer one of her major concerns, but there was more to it than that.
"Okay, that's one thing out of the way. Now, I'm actually concerned about how you and the other ship girls fit into it," Yvonne clarified, "Aside from Nagato who is the Admiral's secretary ship, I'm not sure on how your ship girls have organized yourselves in relation to the regular military. I just want to be sure I don't step on any toes I am not supposed to."
Yvonne felt that this was a pretty valid concern, especially since Yamato of all people had been assigned to her as an assistant.
To Yvonne's knowledge, the US Navy's policy was that in the event of a ship girl returning to active duty, she would be commissioned into the US Navy with actual rank. The Navy had intended this to be standard operational protocol with their ship girls, even to the point of preparing a truncated OCS program, before their whole project had been unexpectedly derailed.
It was more than just a courtesy rank; it would help members of the Navy, both ship girls and humans, understand where their positions were in the Navy proper, and make their positions in the chain of command clear to everyone involved.
In theory, under this policy, any US Navy ship girl would carry the same responsibilities and be afforded the same respect of any officer of that same rank.
Not everyone had adopted the same system, of course. The concept of ship girls was so unusual that there was no standardized system among mankind's navies for dealing with them.
Yvonne had heard Russians had adopted a similar approach to the Americans, albeit they promoted their ship girls based on skill and performance, both in battle and out of it, while the British, Germans and French had decided seniority among the ships was dictated by tonnage and size, with a few special exceptions.
She'd even heard that HMS Hood, leader of a quick reaction force that was quickly becoming analogous to a ship girl version of the SAS, even had a human secretary of her own.
Yvonne had thought the Japanese had adopted something along similar lines to the Europeans, and had been blindsided when Yamato had been assigned as her assistant… a 'mere' O-5 from a visiting service. Clearly she had been mistaken. Yvonne needed to know the lay of the land, and fast.
"I see. Do not worry, Commander. Kanmusu have been ordered to obey human personnel, so you won't have to worry about offending any superior officers: even Nagato would have to defer to you, as long as your orders don't conflict with her ability to carry out those set by the Admiral. As long as it is within reason, we will try to accommodate you as best we can," Yamato said dutifully.
"Well, that's good to know." Yvonne inwardly breathed a sigh of relief.
Now she didn't have to worry about accidentally being like that one idiot in Portsmouth who thought he could order Hood around while she was visiting. Yvonne had a good laugh at that when she'd heard about what happened to the poor bastard, but no way did she want to repeat that mistake.
"As for seniority amongst Kanmusu, in theory we are all equal with each other except for the 'flagship' of that specific unit, who is above them," Yamato concluded with a smile. "It is actually very simple compared to how some other nations have set up their own forces. You will not take long to familiarize yourself with it."
"I see. Thank you for clarifying that with me. Now, final question, and this one is just for my own curiosity. How did you end up with me anyway?" Yvonne asked. "I mean, you're the Yamato. You're the pride of the Japanese Navy. I'm a foreign officer, from the United States, and they made you my assistant. I'm sorry about being suspicious, but that feels a little weird since I'm not even an admiral. What happened?"
Yvonne wondered if this was too touchy, but she needed to know.
Yamato had thrown her for a loop. Yamato was the pinnacle of the military might of the Imperial Japanese Navy, one of the most prideful and controversial military forces to ever exist. The danger of having what should have been the flag bearer of the Japanese Navy take a job that could be so easily done by someone else less prominent was one Yvonne couldn't ignore.
While she was thankful that the battleship seemed willing to work with her, there was a potential political time bomb that had just been handed to Yvonne, and she wanted to know why.
Yamato had once again seemed to retreat back into herself, fidgeting in her seat as an internal war played out on her pretty features.
"I… I… I am sorry Commander. Regretfully, that is one question I, Yamato, do not wish to answer."
Damn, that was what Yvonne was afraid of.
"It's fine. I think that question was overstepping my bounds anyway." Yvonne sighed, her unease deepening. Chances were, something of note had happened. Something pretty bad, and likely career-ending, given she was looking at a battleship who'd been shitcanned and beached.
Brilliant.
Just what Yvonne needed to start her mission over in Yokosuka.
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As Yamato promised, she led Yvonne towards where she would meet Destroyer Division Six. The pair had made their way out of the HQ building towards one of the main ship girl dormitories, as the Akatsuki sisters were on a break after having just finished their most recent expeditionary missions.
While Yamato admitted she was not certain that they were there, chances were that someone who was there would know where they had gone.
"The four of them are very close," Yamato explained on the way towards the dormitory, twirling the parasol she had collected from the front of the main office building on her shoulder. "They practically go everywhere with each other. If you find one, the others will not be far away."
"So you Kanmusu all live together in this building?" Yvonne asked, when they had arrived outside of the dormitory proper.
"Not all of us. There is a separate dormitory next to this one for the cruisers, and there are plans to build a third," Yamato supplied. "There are also similar facilities in our other operational bases like Sasebo and Kure for those Kanmusu stationed there."
"Hm, we might have to do a bit of travelling in the future then, if we can't find what we need here."
An entire building dedicated to housing ship girls. The thought of something like this existing blew Yvonne's mind. The Japanese had over a hundred and fifty of them, and almost all of them lived in buildings like these.
It represented what Yvonne hoped would eventually happen with the United States Navy, but at the same time caused her to feel anxiety, since she had never experienced something like this before.
"Well, shall we go in?" Yvonne said, taking the initiative to forcefully quench her own anxiety.
"Right this way, Commander Swanson."
Taking a deep breath to steady her nerves, Yvonne followed in after Yamato.
Hopefully there wouldn't be a problem.
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"What is SHE doing here?"
There was a problem.
"Zuikaku, please. Commander Swanson is here on official business," Yamato said pleadingly towards the twin tailed spitfire that they had encountered in the main entrance to the dormitory. "She's here to see Ataksuki and her sisters."
"Why? They're off duty and resting after having that exhausting mission, and this American wants to bother them?" Zuikaku folded her arms stubbornly and glared at Yvonne. "Give me one good reason why I should let you see them. One. Reason."
The girl that had barred their way was the Shoukaku-class aircraft carrier Zuikaku, apparently a feisty young woman with a serious attitude problem. The grey haired girl was wearing what appeared to be a shortened miko uniform and was carrying a bow and arrow. Apparently, she had been on her way out of the dormitory for practice when Yvonne and Yamato had entered.
Zuikaku had immediately taken exception to Yvonne's presence, and had made that opinion known.
Loudly.
So much for that promise about Japanese ship girls bending over backwards to accommodate the foreign officer.
"Please, Zuikaku. You're embarrassing us." Yamato seemed fully aware of the situation as she shot guilty, apologetic looks towards Yvonne. The battleship had boasted to Yvonne that her comrades would be helpful just moments ago, and now Zuikaku was living proof that this was not the case. "Commander Swanson is here to help."
"Yeah? Help you say?" Zuikaku pushed past Yamato, something that Yvonne noted with interest, and walked right into Yvonne's face. "Hey you. You speak Japanese?"
"Not as fluent as I would have liked, but I do," Yvonne replied smoothly.
"Good. So you want to help? You can help by telling me where the hell are our reinforcements are!" Zuikaku demanded angrily, her eyes ablaze with righteous anger, "We've been fighting this entire war for months now, and you guys haven't lifted a finger to help. What, do the Japanese have to win back the entire Pacific on our own? What the hell are you people sitting on your asses for?"
"Zuikaku!"
"It's fine, Yamato. I'll handle this," Yvonne replied without breaking eye contact with the other carrier. "Go into the dormitory and find Destroyer Division Six. We're wasting time here."
"I… I will do so, Commander Swanson. My apologies." Yamato, awed by Yvonne's confidence at staring down an angry aircraft carrier, turned to leave and carry out what was asked of her.
"Pretty confident for a human, Yank," Zuikaku said.
"You don't know the half of it."
Yvonne would have chuckled and thanked the other girl if she could. Zuikaku had just made a critical mistake, and it had been to Yvonne's benefit.
Yvonne had been having the jitters up til now. Getting assigned Yamato as an assistant, entering a dormitory full of other ship girls when she was more used to being around humans, all of this had understandably caused Yvonne to become nervous because she was outside of her comfort zone. It had gotten to the point where Yvonne was beginning to worry that it might affect her performance.
Zuikaku didn't know it, but she'd helped immensely… because she'd pushed Yvonne right back into familiar waters.
If there was one thing the Yvonne was very familiar with, it was how to respond when under attack by the enemy, and it helped that, as a carrier at such close range, Zuikaku wasn't nearly as intimidating as Nagato, Kongou or Yamato was. Suddenly that nervous feeling was gone, and all was right with the world.
"The United States Navy is in the process of recovering after our losses. As such, we are incapable of fielding ship girls of our own at present time," Yvonne stated clearly and slowly., "You know the story. It won't change just because you want it to."
"Bullshit!"
"Two hundred and fifty thousand funerals say otherwise," Yvonne stated bluntly.
While she didn't like hiding behind the deaths of her countrymen to keep up the grand lie, it was something that she had gotten used to if she was to uphold her standing orders.
It was also a tried and true method at deterring people from further questioning, since most decent people stopped there out of respect for the fallen.
"Yeah, so what? We Japanese lost people too, and we're still fighting."
And apparently Zuikaku wasn't most people.
"Okay, Yankee Doodle. It's been months. Why haven't you people gotten your shit together? Do you have any idea how big this damn ocean is?" Zuikaku growled as she moved right into Yvonne's face, "We've been busting out asses been protecting your convoys, your ships and your ports as well as our own. We're spread thin enough as it is, and you expect us to run across the Pacific to pick up your slack? What happened to the strongest navy on the planet, huh?"
Well excuse the United States Navy for not being able to fight after losing nine carriers, seventy surface fleet warships and damn near the entire submarine fleet. Of course, Yvonne didn't say that aloud, and used a bit more tact.
"The US military as a whole is still providing assistance in the form of logistical support and air cover provided by the US Air Force. Surely you have benefited from protection offered by our surface installations and use of drone strikes? We are doing everything we can."
One of the greatest advantages that allowed the United States to remain relevant in the war despite their Navy having been reduced to nothing was that they proved invaluable for the defence against Abyssals. Surface installations set up by the US located inland could strike at attacking Abyssals while mitigating the risk to themselves, and the Air Force still had plenty of fighters, bombers and drones, and was getting a crash course in antishipping missions from survivors of the Navy's strike and maritime patrol communities. It was only further out to sea, where merchant convoys important for international trade and commerce needed to venture, where these advantages were nullified.
The United States was still very much a relevant player in the war, just not their Navy, and Yvonne wanted to remind Zuikaku of that.
"Drone strikes are useful on the odd occasion, I'll give you that, but we need to win the war! We can't do that if we're on the defensive all the time," Zuikaku insisted. "I mean, damn it, just the other month Shoukaku-nee and I had to go all the way around the Pacific to your 'San Fansciso' because you don't have any girls of your own. We have a rotation for that. What the hell?"
Okay… it was a little ridiculous, but Yvonne couldn't actually say her opinion out loud either. Because the US Navy couldn't field their own ship girls, it had been agreed a single task group of Japanese ship girls would be stationed at Naval Base San Diego in case they were ever needed, a small goodwill force offered by the Japanese in exchange for America's continued support of sorts.
Of course, with the amount of anti-Abyssal weaponry the United States Army had set up lining the coast since the appearance of the ship girls, any Abyssal fleet wandering even close to the coast would be blown to kingdom come, long before those girls would be needed. Other than escorting convoys up north towards Canada and helping deter small Abyssal raids, the garrison there didn't actually get involved in the fierce fighting that characterized the East Asian campaign.
It did offer peace of mind to the population at having them there, especially after Norfolk and Pearl, so Yvonne had thought it was worth it: she just hadn't considered that the Japanese ship girls would be resentful over that, although it was obvious now in hindsight.
Although…
"You do realize that overseas assignments are part and parcel of being in a Navy right?" Yvonne couldn't help but say mischievously. "Sail the seven seas, see the world, meet interesting people... don't you guys have any of that on your recruitment posters?"
"I'm just fine with staying in Japan, thank you very much!"
"What, you don't what a yank boyfriend? I thought Japanese girls loved the stereotypical surfer dude: tall, blonde and musclebound, and well, you look like the type that would go for that."
Zuikaku had gone beet red, eye irises having shrunk into pin pricks and her whole body quivering with embarrassment. The ashen haired girl's mouth was moving, trying to form coherent sentences, but the only sound that came out was a high pitched whistling noise like a boiler.
"You mean you don't? Wow, you don't know to enjoy an overseas posting? Did you stay in your bunk all day or something? You did, didn't you?" Yvonne said with a mock gasp, trying to milk this for all it was worth, "Oh my god, you have no idea what you are missing out on! Listen girl, this is an order from a superior officer. I am going to take you out tonight for a pub crawl and we are going to pick up so many hot gu-"
Zuikaku lost it.
"P-P-P-P-PERVERT!" Zuikaku screeched, leaping backwards away from Yvonne and making for the exit as fast as her legs could carry her. "THE AMERICAN IS A DEVIANT! DEVIANT I SAY! DEVIANT!"
Yvonne watched the other girl run like the proverbial bat out of hell with the biggest shit eating grin she could muster.
Chances were, Yvonne was going to catch hell for this later, but right now?
So worth it.
-=-
"I, Yamato, offer my sincere apologies, Commander Swanson. I wasn't able to stop Zuikaku from her unseemly behaviour," Yamato apologized profusely, bowing all the while "Please forgive us being untoward you."
"It's fine, Yamato. I dealt with it," Yvonne replied.
She of course didn't add that she handled the problem by effectively teasing Zuikaku into full retreat, but knowing the military grapevine people were probably going to talk sooner or later.
Still, Yvonne wondered how the Admiral would approach this, since Yvonne had technically been the aggrieved party and Zuikaku the aggressor. They seemed really touchy about making the foreigner welcome for some reason, so maybe she would get away scot free. Briggs would have given Yvonne a right dressing down for pulling something like that!
SO worth it, though.
"Anyway, enough about that." Yvonne turned to address the people that Yamato had returned with. Given the informal environment that was the small common room they were now meeting in, Yvonne decided to forgo a salute and instead opted for a more informal handshake instead.
"It is a pleasure to meet you again, Lieutenant."
"The pleasure is mine, Commander." Lieutenant Satoshi Matsuda, now dressed in his own undress whites, took her hand with a strong confident handshake. Coincidentally, he had been with the Akatsuki sisters, congratulating them for a job well done when Yamato had found them, and had decided to tag along. "I see you didn't waste any time getting down to business."
"Time is precious," Yvonne replied before turning to the four young girls that were huddled together on the sofa across from her chair, "And these must be the Ataksuki sisters of Destroyer Division Six. My name is Commander Yvonne Swanson. It's nice to meet you."
When Yvonne had seen the four girls, all looking like they hadn't even reached their pre-teens, she had been very surprised at their youth.
She had no idea that ship girls could even be that young. These girls looked and acted like they were twelve. No wonder why many people were reluctant to send ship girls into battle: even Yvonne was feeling uncomfortable with the mere thought of sending these youngsters to fight a war!
This thought was thankfully balanced with that now annoying sensation she had again around unfamiliar ship girls. While Yvonne was still feeling on edge at being so close to a group of destroyers, the fact they were a bunch of kids, and the recent victory she had over Zuikaku, had allowed Yvonne to shunt those unwanted feelings to where they couldn't bother her.
"It is nice to meet you too, Miss Swanson," the girl with long dark hair and an adorable black cap on her head greeted formally. It seemed that she was the leader of their crew. "My name is Akatsuki, first of the special type-III destroyers Akatsuki-class."
"Hibiki, of the same class. Zdravstvuyte," the stoic faced white haired girl beside Akatsuki said. Russian? Hm, must be something she picked up after the war.
"Ikazuchi! Good t' meet 'cha!" The excitable one followed. "Not 'Kaminari'! Make sure you get my name right, 'kay?"
"I'm Inazuma. Pleased to meet you, nano-desu," the final member, who looked very similar to her sister Ikazuchi, gave a polite bow.
Yvonne wondered what that 'nano-desu' at the end of her sentence meant; her command of the language wasn't good enough to help her in that regard. She'd have to ask Yamato about it later. It didn't seem to be rude though…
"There's no need to be so formal. You girls are supposed to be on a break now," Yvonne said with a wave of her hand. "Thank you for taking the time to meet me."
"It was no trouble at all, Miss Swanson. We are 'ladies' of the Japanese Navy after all," Akatsuki insisted, puffing out her chest with childish pride.
"I'm sure you are," Yvonne smiled indulgently. What a cute kid!
"So you have questions for us? Ask away!" Akatsuki beamed, "We'll show you how good we are at doing 'adult lady' jobs for Admiral Matsuda here, even at night!"
Yvonne, Matsuda and Yamato all started choking while trying to hold down the sudden bout of laughter, or in Matsuda's case, sheer unbridled embarrassment. The other three Atakuski girls simply looked at their lead ship like she'd grown a second head.
"Akatsuki, I don't think that's a good way you're supposed you're supposed to phrase it, nano-desu!" Inazuma said tactfully.
"Sis, you do know that say'n things like that is going to make Admiral Masuda look like a criminal, ya'know?" Ikazuchi said un-tactfully. From where he was sitting, Lieutenant Matsuda looked like he was having an aneurysm and a heart attack at the same time.
Realizing her mistake, Atakuski tried back pedalling.
"I-It was a mistake. I meant that the four of us are perfect ladies that can do night battles! Like officers and gentle… gentle…"
"Gentlewomen, nanodesu."
"That's right! Gentlewomen! We are ladies and gentlewomen!" Akatsuki, now beet red in the face and radiating pure shame, jabbed a finger at Yvonne and tried looking as confident as she could, "So don't you worry,American! You have come to the right place, for there is no group more ref… refin… 'elephant' as Destroyer Division Six!"
Akatsuki's declaration was followed with a short period of silence as the other people around the table simply stared at her. Inazuma and Ikazuchi seemed frozen with their mouths hanging open. Matsuda seemed on the verge of dying. Yamato was standing shock still at the side of Yvonne's chair with eyes wide as saucers, clearly unsure how to react….
And Yvonne?
She held out for five seconds, and then couldn't take it anymore.
"…Bwa-ha-ha-ha-hahahahaha! Jesus, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Jesus Christ! Can't breathe, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!" Yvonne roared, beating the arm rests of her chair while trying desperately to regain her composure. It was hopeless. Despite all of the Yvonne's discipline, there was absolutely no way anyone could hear that and still manage to keep a straight face.
"Bozhe moi…" Hibiki dropped her face into her hands and groaned.
Then Yvonne fell off the chair and kept laughing.
"Someone sink me now," Akatsuki muttered as she collapsed back down onto the sofa.
-=-
Having thoroughly humiliated themselves, it had been decided on the spot that the interview should be postponed until such time that Atatsuki felt like she could face Yvonne again.
Probably not anytime soon, that's for sure.
"I am very sorry about all this! This is so disgraceful to allow a member of a visiting Navy see such shameful acts!" Yamato kept bowing to Yvonne.
"Seriously, I told you to stop doing that. You didn't physically put Akatsuki's foot in her mouth." Yvonne told Yamato, wiping the tears out of her eyes.
It appeared that poor Yamato had taken the two incidents thus far as a personal failing on her part to leave a good impression of the Japanese Navy on their guest. The poor girl was practically beside herself with embarrassment, even more so than Matsuda who had recovered from his own brush with humiliation.
Yvonne hoped that she wasn't going to make a habit of embarrassing the Japanese like this. Zuikaku had it coming, but poor Akatsuki had practically sailed right into a minefield of her own making without Yvonne lifting a finger. If this kept happening, Yvonne's little trip was going to do wonders for future USN - JMSDF relations!
"Are those four always like this?" Yvonne asked Matsuda, once the four Atasuki sisters had filed out of the room, the others escorting a crying Atatsuki back to their room in what had to be the most diabetes inducing scene Yvonne had ever been witness to.
"You have no idea," Matsuda replied as he wiped the sweat off his face from the nasty shock with a handkerchief. "Those four are basically kindergarteners that I have to babysit on a daily basis. Well, Hibiki not so much, but the other three? Not the kinda thing I expected to be doing when I took my commission."
"No shit."
"I am so sorry, Admiral Matsuda, Commander Swanson. I have brought shame upon the Japanese Navy!" Yamato continued bowing. Yvonne rolled her eyes.
"Uh, I thought I told you…"
"Yamato, stop. That's an order," Matsuda said sharply at Yamato.
Yamato stopped. She was still sniffling, but otherwise she had ceased apologizing. Yvonne stared at Matsuda with wide, respectful eyes.
"There you go. Sometimes you have to be a little firm and put your foot down," Matsuda explained with a sigh. "I know it doesn't feel good to be an ass, but that's what being an officer is about: leading and discipline. You don't look like you're used to having subordinates, or went down a conventional command track."
"No, I didn't. I was an intelligence analyst that worked with a rear echelon team. The promotion was pretty unexpected, to put it mildly," Yvonne said. "I'm guessing you're a line officer?"
"Served on the Aegis destroyer Mirai for two months before they yanked me out for the Kanmusu program," Matsuda said with some regret. "Don't get me wrong, I know I'm doing good work in my new job, but it's always been my dream to be the Captain of a warship like my old man, y'know?"
"Oh yeah, you did mention something like that yesterday."
Yvonne knew of the guided missile destroyer Mirai, hull number DDG-182. She was the lead ship of the relatively new Mirai-class Aegis destroyers, developed off the American Flight IIIA Arleigh Burke-class and taking cues from the venerable Kongo and Atago-class destroyers. The Mirai had come into prominence shortly after the Abyssal fleet had appeared, as Japan's answer to the new threat.
Arguably the most powerful guided missile destroyer class still in service, especially now that the Flight II Zumwalts were languishing at the bottom of the ocean, she was specifically designed around technologies that were originally intended to counteract the Abyssal threat. However, Mirai was ultimately hampered by the inherent limitations of being a conventional ship fighting an unconventional adversary.
Nevertheless, as far as the modern Japanese Maritime Self-Defence Force went, she was the pride of their fleet. No wonder Matsuda had some residual regret at being pulled off. That was a dream posting if Yvonne ever saw one.
"She's part of the support flotilla assigned here right?" Yvonne recalled that Matsuda had mentioned that both the Izumo and the Mirai were assigned to Yokosuka as conventional support vessels for the Kanmusu fleet yesterday. "You probably get to see her very often."
"Yeah. The Admiral uses the Mirai as a mobile command post now. I rarely get to actually be on her anymore, though," Matsuda confirmed. "She's outfitted as a fleet flagship, has the best radar in the fleet, a turret mounted railgun that can punch through damn near anything, and enough modified Anti-Abyssal missiles to sink a small fleet on her own. It's a pity that she's so damned hard and expensive to rearm, or we would have had this war in the bag."
"I hear you. Our Zumwalts would have kicked some serious ass if the railguns didn't keep overheating in the middle of a fight," Yvonne agreed.
Killing the Abyssals wasn't a problem. It was killing them cost effectively and keeping up with the rate of attrition that was what eventually wore the US Navy down. A railgun could kill an Abyssal easily, but there was never only one Abyssal. Sure, the Navy had plenty of missiles, but firing a few ten million dollars' worth of missiles to kill a single Ro-Class destroyer was not how you won wars, and since the Abyssals had more bodies than the Navy had shells and missiles, well…
Stalin said it best: quantity had a quality of its own.
"Still, for something the public thinks of as obsolete, she'd doing a damned fine job at helping us out," Matsuda said nostalgically, with more than a little pride at his old ship. "Honestly, she might not be able to fight as well as we'd planned, but as a mobile command centre she's second to none. Saves the girls having to go out all the way to the mission area on their own, you know?"
"I agree. It would really suck to have to go out there in the rain," Yvonne noted thoughtfully.
Traveling in the comfort of another ship did have its advantages, especially if it helped to keep ship girls well rested and supplied before needing to fight. "Plenty of ways to make a conventional warship useful even though she's been overshadowed by the Kanmusu."
"Yep, Mirai's like our own mobile hotel. Hell, she can even dish it out if push really comes to shove. Would be nice to meet a Kanmusu version of her, don't you think? That girl won't let anything keep her down!" Matsuda laughed as he got up from his chair. "Anyway, I'd better go see to the girls. Akatsuki's probably bawling her eyes out over embarrassing herself that badly."
"Hey, no problem. Like I said, it's me who should be thanking you guys for coming. Tell her I won't hold it against her, alright?"
"Will do. Take care, Commander."
Matsuda and Yvonne's shook hands once more before the young man turned back to attend to his duties. "Well, that was an enlightening talk."
"…not a hotel."
"Hm? You said something, Yama…to?"
Yvonne turned to face her assistant and was shocked to see the battleship in dire straits. Yamato had been so quiet and reserved, Matsuda and Yvonne had completely forgotten about the battleship. Now that she was looking at her, Yvonne wondered how she'd manage to miss all this.
The poor girl seemed like on the verge of tears, her shoulders shaking and her hands around her parasol in a white knuckled grip. Something was terribly wrong.
"Yamato? What happened?"
"I… I apologize for my unseemly appearance, Commander." The pride of the Japanese Navy sniffled, clearly attempting to put on a brave face and failing spectacularly. "I, Yamato, will be alright in a moment. Just some dust in my eye, that's all. Where… where do you want to head to next?"
This time, the watery smile Yamato gave Yvonne teetered on the edge of despair.
…fuck it.
-=-
"Commander?" Yamato exclaimed as Yvonne bodily shoved both herself and the battleship into the vacant dormitory store room and locked the door behind her. "Commander, what are you doing?!"
"Getting answers," Yvonne said, rummaging around the shelves to find something she could use to sit on. She eventually found two spare folding chairs and moved them a relatively comfortable area in the room. Then she forcefully sat Yamato down on the chair across from her.
The lighting in the room wasn't very good, as Yvonne had opted to keep the ceiling light off and thus only had the small window at the far end of the room as a light source. However, Yvonne wasn't here to make a presentation. She was here to talk.
So talk she did.
"Okay, Yamato. You give me a straight answer, right here and right now." Yvonne said as she crossed her legs and folded her arms, staring down the battleship sternly. "There's clearly something bugging you, and I need to know what it is."
"There is nothing bothering me," Yamato insisted weakly, unable to meet Yvonne's eyes even in this dim lighting.
"And everything that has happened since we left the headquarters building has told me that you're lying to me right now," Yvonne challenged firmly. "If there is something that I have done that has offended you, I need to know what it is. Immediately."
"You? Offend? What, NO! C-C-Commander Swanson, it is my failing. Not yours! You are not at fault!" Yamato quickly said waving her arms about in a panicked manner.
"Really? Then what is your problem? Tell me here. Tell me now, sailor."
"I'd… I would rather not say."
"I'm making it an order. You tell me what it is or I'm going straight to the Admiral's office to ask for a new assistant, because clearly this is not working out."
"What? Why?" The horror and dismay on Yamato's face almost made Yvonne want to turn back and question just what she was doing.
Yvonne was going on an all-out verbal assault on the battleship Yamato. She was in a Japanese Naval base, surrounded by Japanese ship girls, many of whom didn't like her… and she was making the pride of their navy absolutely miserable.
If that wasn't a recipe for a lynch mob, Yvonne didn't know what would be!
However, if there was one thing Yvonne wasn't good at, it was backing down on an issue that needed to be forced, no matter the consequences.
This was an issue that most definitely needed to be forced.
"It's affecting your performance!" Yvonne jabbed a finger into Yamato's chest. "I've been with you for less than three hours, and you're a sobbing mess. Get a hold of yourself, woman! How am I supposed to work with you if you fall to pieces like this? I don't know what the hell's going on in that head of yours, but you're THE Yamato. You should be better than this!"
Yamato stared at Yvonne with wide eyes and an open mouth, so stunned speechless by Yvonne's rant, unable to even formulate a response.
"Start talking, or I start walking to the Admiral's office."
Yvonne delivered her final ultimatum, folding her arms back up and leaning back into her seat, as she waited for Yamato to come to a decision. Minutes passed as Yamato looked down at her hands, her face contorted with anguish as she wrestled with her own emotions. Anger, fear, hurt, shame, loathing, all played out on the young girl's features… but it seemed like she couldn't come to a decision.
If that was the case, Yvonne would make one for her.
"Okay. If that's the way you want it, I'm going," Yvonne declared as she rose from her seat and turned for the door… only to feel a tug on the sleeve of her uniform as she did so.
"Wait, commander. I'll tell you," Yamato said in a small quivering voice, her trembling arm outstretched. "Please, don't go. I'll talk."
Good enough.
Yvonne sat back down.
"Talk," she said.
Yamato was silent for a few more moments, so much so that Yvonne wondered if she was going back on her word, before she finally decided on where to begin.
"Commander Swanson. This… ties back in to the question you asked me earlier. The truth is… the truth is that I, Yamato, volunteered for this assignment. I wanted to be your assistant. Originally you were supposed to be attended to by the light cruiser Ooyodo, but I appealed to the Admiral, and was appointed in her stead."
Well, this was an unexpected development.
"And this is your problem? That you volunteered for it?" Yvonne leaned in, genuinely puzzled by what she was hearing. "I'm afraid I don't see the problem here. So you volunteered. Okay. But that doesn't explain why you cracked."
"The truth is that I volunteered because I wanted to be useful." Yamato wrung her hands nervously, her face growing paler by the moment, even as her words became more coherent.
Yvonne realized that the reserved and shy Yamato was airing out her innermost thoughts to her: whatever was bugging her had been doing so for some time. In that light, her breakdown was a symptom of something that had likely persisted for long before Yvonne had ever set foot in Yokosuka.
"Commander Swanson, do you know about the nickname 'Hotel Yamato'?" She asked cautiously.
"It was a derogatory name the IJN used to refer to the original battleship Yamato in World War Two," Yvonne recalled from her readings of the history books. "There was a perception amongst the rank and file that the ship was a white elephant. They served cold Ramune and free flow sake on that ship. She had carpeted floors and five-star accommodation, and the best food in the Imperial navy. Yamamoto gained twenty pounds living on her. Her maintenance and operating costs were astronomical. There was no practical way to use her, she was just too damned expensive to sail."
"Yes. That is certainly the case."
"Is?" Yvonne echoed, northing the present tense of the words.
"Indeed. I, Japanese Battleship Yamato… I am not able to take to the field because I put too much strain on our resources. I, Battleship Yamato, am a burden to this base."
It seemed just admitting this to someone else was nerve wracking, and it was taking every ounce of courage the poor girl had not to fall down crying now that she had said it. The look of frustration and helplessness in her eyes showed just how deep those feelings went.
Feelings that Yvonne had become all too familiar with, these past few months.
"I cannot even practice," Yamato said despondently, her hands clenching and unclenching again and again as she did so. "Even a simple practice session consumes an unacceptable amount of our resources. I haven't been able to take to the water on my own power in months."
"Jesus," Yvonne whispered as the pieces of the puzzle slowly came together.
She couldn't believe what she was hearing, but there answer was so obvious in hindsight. She'd been so distracted by the Yamato's power and reputation that she'd forgotten the girl that the legend was attached to.
It was like she was looking at herself, but worse.
At least in Yvonne's case she could blame an external source for her woes. Yamato on the other hand had no such scapegoat: she was blaming herself.
Wait, what happened with Matsuda…?
Oh hell, no.
"My conversation with Matsuda?"
"Yes," Yamato nodded her eyes once again beginning to water, "When you spoke of the Mirai, it wounded me deeply."
Great. Now Yvonne felt like an ass.
Thinking back to her conversation with Matsuda, Yvonne realized how much of what had been said between the two of them would be hard on Yamato. While the two officers had been thoughtlessly making small talk about Matsuda's old ship, barb after barb was being driven into the heart of the girl who was listening.
Mirai was a conventional ship, considered impractical against the Abyssal fleet, and had weapons that were far too expensive to use in a meaningful way. However, even though Mirai was a vessel whose weapons were ill suited to the task, she still was able to do her duty, by serving as a mobile headquarters. They'd even made that joke about the Mirai being a fucking hotel.
Akatsuki wasn't the only person putting their foot in her mouth today.
"When I found out about you coming to the base, I thought, this was my chance to be useful for once. I thought, as the pride of the Japanese Navy, I would be a fitting representative for our Kanmusu, to the first foreign officer to ever be assigned to our base." The pitch in Yamato's voice increased, her sadness and anger at herself reaching a crescendo. "I thought I could help impress the honour and courage of the Japanese Navy on our visitor and show them ho-how good we are… that we're committed to the defence of more than just the Japanese mainland. To make sure that the time you leave the base, you would only have good things to say about us and spread the word."
"Yamato… I don't know what to say."
"But look at this!" Yamato despaired, looking Yvonne in the eye. "I promised you that all of us would welcome you, but then you run into Zuikaku and my promise turns to ash right after I made it. I wanted you to think of us as capable professionals, but Akatsuki made you think we're children playing at war! And then… and then… now you're so disappointed in me you want to replace me with someone else! I-I-I don't know what I'm supposed to do!"
Yvonne was just barely able to catch Yamato as she fell out of her seat, sobbing and wailing all the while. The poor girl clung to her like she was a lifeline in the ocean, the battleship's tears dampening Yvonne's uniform, as months of repressed emotions came spilling out in one moment.
"Well this is a fine mess that I've stepped into," muttered Yvonne.
-=-
"Here. Towel."
"M-My thanks, Commander Swanson."
It was sometime later when Yamato had finally calmed down. The battleship had become a complete mess at that point; runny nose and reddened eyes had turned the Japanese beauty into an object of pity… one that could possibly enrage anyone who saw her and make them chase down the fiend responsible, in order to administer justice and the wrath of heaven.
Fortunately, it seemed that with most of the nearby Kanmusu out of the dormitory for practice, on missions, or otherwise distracted, nobody had noticed just yet.
Since Yvonne in no way wished to be beaten to a pulp, the pair had quickly made a beeline for the nearest bathroom for Yamato to freshen up. This was why Yamato was standing in front of a washroom basin and inspecting herself in the mirror, while Yvonne was leaning with her back to the wall, watching her.
"How long have you been holding that in?" Yvonne asked, once she was reasonably certain another question wouldn't set Yamato off again. She was now sailing in murky waters, and didn't want to take any chances.
"Months. You are the first person I've told," Yamato said as she turned off the water faucet and began drying her face with the towel Yvonne had given her. "Not even Musashi knows."
"Musashi?"
"My sister ship. She's the secretary ship for the Admiral down in Kure." Yamato gave a humourless laugh. "She makes herself much more useful over there than I do. I tried to be a secretary ship myself, but all the Admirals are either too used to their own personal aides to consider a replacement, or are too intimidated by me to accept it."
"Well that… sucks." Yvonne winced, wondering just how unlucky a person could get.
"If you… if you want to see the Admiral now, I, Yamato, understand," Yamato turned to face Yvonne and gave a deep respectful bow. "I apologize for my failure to live up to your expectations, and hope that m-my r-re-replacement will live up to your expectations."
Yvonne stayed silent for a few moments, in deep thought.
Outwardly, it might have seemed to the untrained eye that she was thinking about what to do. In truth, Yvonne had already made up her mind and was trying to figure out what was the best way of putting it to Yamato.
"No. I've changed my mind." Yamato's head shot up to stare at Yvonne, astonishment written all over her face, "Look, if I go back to the Admiral, what just happened is going to reflect badly on both of us over something that, quite frankly, isn't that bad yet. It's going to take some work, but I think we can make this assignment work out for both of us."
"What?" Yamato whispered in disbelief.
"Look, you're a good person, but you take everything far too personally," Yvonne explained with a shrug. "Okay so Zuikaku was a bitch. Big deal. We're in the military. There are plenty of assholes like her. And frankly? At least she was a bitch to me for something she believed in. I don't approve of what she did, but at least I can respect why she did it."
"I-I see." Yamato fidgeted awkwardly.
It seemed like the poor girl wasn't used to dealing with profanity. Tough. She was working with an American. Profanity was going to happen.
Yamato needed thinker skin anyway.
"Akatsuki's a kid. So maybe she made her squadron look stupid. Fine. Fix that tomorrow. Yes I know that first impressions are important and hard to fix if done wrong, but it's not like that can't be turned around with enough time and effort. That's something you have plenty of time to rectify. I just got here for fucks sake!"
Yvonne also didn't add that she actually found the Akatsuki sisters' antics endearing, but she knew that wasn't the kind of thing Yamato wanted to hear. By this point Yamato was rapt with attention, focusing entirely on Yvonne's words. It occurred to Yvonne that, somehow against all odds, she was giving Yamato a prep talk.
"Finally… I know what it's like to be sidelined," Yvonne admitted in a softer voice. Now this was the tricky bit. She needed to get her point across without disclosing classified information of the highest sort.
"You? Commander Swanson? That can't be right!" Yamato gasped in disbelief. "You're so strong and capable. You stared down Zuikaku like she was nothing. You came here alone on a mission of utmost importance. How could anyone have sidelined you before?"
Wow. From the look in her eyes, it was clear that Yamato, biggest goddamn battleship ever made and pride of the Japanese Navy, thought Yvonne was awesome.
Yamato thought Yvonne Swanson was awesome.
Nobody back home was going to believe this.
"You'd be surprised," Yvonne said without missing a beat, "Look, I understand how you feel, and believe it or not there are a lot of people in the US Navy who feel the same way."
"Really?"
"We used to be the most powerful navy on the planet. We had bases all around the globe. We had eleven aircraft carriers, each with enough planes to beat an entire air force. We had subs that could launch nukes that would wipe countries off the map. Our surface fleet fielded some of the most powerful cruisers and destroyers ever conceived. Now look at us." Yvonne gestured down at herself.
"It may be a surprise to you, but if the Abyssals hadn't happened I would still be a junior officer, not an O-5. They didn't send me here because I was capable. They sent me because they didn't have anyone else left to send and I was just the closest thing they had. The war wiped us out, Yamato. It broke us to the point where it's been a year since we stopped fighting to recover… and we're still picking up the pieces."
Yamato shook her head with a hand over her mouth.
It seemed the battleship had suddenly realized just how bad the US Navy was having it at this point and had no idea what to say in response.
"The Abyssals killed us, Yamato. They killed a quarter million of my brothers and sisters in arms. Do you have any idea how frustrating it is to know the sons of bitches who did it are still out there? That they aren't only still out there, but we can't do a goddamned thing to hit back because we're in no shape to? I think you do. And that's why I want to work with you." Yvonne held out an open hand towards Yamato. "I volunteered for this assignment because I wanted to do something useful. You volunteered for it for the same reason. We have that in common, at least. There's going to be kinks we need to work out, but are you willing to tough it out with me until we start kicking fate in the nuts and get our goddamn due?"
"I… I… YES!"
Yamato seized Yvonne's hand and shook it enthusiastically, beaming with the most brilliant smile Yvonne had ever seen on the girl's face.
"I, Yamato, would be so happy to work with you, Admiral!"
"Um, that's 'Commander'. I skipped like three grades to get to Commander, so Admiral sounds really awkward to me," Yvonne said nervously.
"If that is what you would prefer, 'Commander'." Yamato gave her a radiant smile, one that left no doubt to what she actually meant.
It was clear that Yamato was only addressing Yvonne as 'Commander' to humour the other girl, and in fact had made up her mind on what the American was to her.
Oh Christ on a Cracker, I 'seduced' the Pride of the Japanese Navy. What the hell have I done?
"Well, then. If that's the case, we should be going," Yvonne said, imagining damage control fairies panicking at being suddenly face to face with a ticking bomb. "Destroyer Division Six is a bust for now, but there's other things that we could be doing in the meantime."
"Like what, 'Commander'?" Yamato said deferentially, though her smile was still radiant as ever.
"You haven't read the briefing yet, so I might as well help you work though that. I should show you what I've learned so far in my complied research to bring you fully up to speed. You might even be able to give some insight into anything I've missed."
"As you say so Admi-Commander!"
As the pair walked out of the dormitory bathroom back towards Yvonne's office, it was a mirror of their earlier arrival, with Yvonne leading and Yamato following exactly four paces behind her… except this time, Yamato had a visible spring to her step and a smile that wouldn't fade.
Yvonne gulped.
Admiral Briggs is so going to kill me.
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To be continued…
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