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KanColle: Eskimo Pie Quest

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theJMPer said:
QM's note: too fanservicy? Or not enough?
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Don't think a mod will hammer it, and the 'how the heck do I do this' moment is rather realistic. As long as things don't go any further than you would for Belated Battleships, I think you'll be fine.

[X] I'm a cruiser, dangit. I'm smarter than this, I can figure this out, even if I have to force it.
And I do know this is going to end horribly, hence why I'm voting for it.:evil:
 
[X] I'm a cruiser, dangit. I'm smarter than this, I can figure this out, even if I have to force it.
- [X] There has to be a join somewhere! Is there a mirror I can use?
 
I don't think it was too servicey. Actually rather reasonable and realistic I'd say. Very amusing though. :3

[X] I'm a cruiser, dangit. I'm smarter than this, I can figure this out, even if I have to force it.

I foresee clothing damage. XD
 
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The Attack of the Post!
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    • "Alright, I'm a cruiser," you say to yourself, twisting around so you can see your surprisingly well-toned back in the closest mirror. You were... you are a warship of the United States Navy, you weren't going to allow yourself to be beaten by a few scraps of wire, padding, and lacy black cloth. No sir!

    There has to be some sort of join her somewhere... this shouldn't be that hard, damnit! It didn't help that all your memories involving the removal of bras involved your sailors trembling in anticipation at the thought of taking them off a lovely lady. How that translated to you trembling at the thought of taking the lovley lady in the mirror's bra off you didn't know.

    "Grr...." you growled under your breath. You could see a join, right there in the center of your back. You just couldn't quite reach it. Just a few more inches... a few more... there! You got it! The clasp was in your hands!

    Now what.

    You blinked. You honestly hadn't expected to get this far, you were steaming though unexplored territory now, and you really didn't want to ruin the one bra you had. What would you wear if you tore this one? Did they even come in your size?

    [ ] Power though. You're a cruiser, you're meant to be independent!
    [ ] Escorts are a thing. You saw a few female sailors on your way up, maybe you can find one of them to help you?
    [ ] Give up Issue a tactical retreat. You're too tired for this, just take your dang bath.
     
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    • [X] Escorts are a thing. You saw a few female sailors on your way up, maybe you can find one of them to help you?
    -[X] Remember to put your clothes back on before exiting the room.
     
    [X] Escorts are a thing. You saw a few female sailors on your way up, maybe you can find one of them to help you?

    "Halp"
     
    [X] Escorts are a thing. You saw a few female sailors on your way up, maybe you can find one of them to help you?
    -[X] Remember to put your clothes back on before exiting the room.
     
    [X] Escorts are a thing. You saw a few female sailors on your way up, maybe you can find one of them to help you?
    -[X] Remember to put your clothes back on before exiting the room.
     
    [x] Experiment. Don't use the power, use finesse. You are not a battleship, you are capable of finesse.
     
    [X] Power though. You're a cruiser, you're meant to be independent!
    MAKE WAY! GLORIOUS AMERICAN STUBBORNNESS IS COMING THROUGH!

    [X] Experiment. Don't use the power, use finesse. You are not a battleship, you are capable of finesse.
    On second thought, @Stahor has the right idea!
     
    [X] Experiment. Don't use the power, use finesse. You are not a battleship, you are capable of finesse.
    - [X] Failing that, escorts are a thing. You saw a few female sailors on your way up, maybe you can find one of them to help you?
    -- [X] (Try to) Remember to put your clothes back on before exiting the room.
    --- [X] ... or you could wait for Willie Dee to return... she at least knows how to put on her own clothes, right?
     
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    [X] Escorts are a thing. You saw a few female sailors on your way up, maybe you can find one of them to help you?

    Where's everybodys favorite lesbian yeoman when you need her?
     
    [x] Experiment. Don't use the power, use finesse. You are not a battleship, you are capable of finesse.
     
    [x] Experiment. Don't use the power, use finesse. You are not a battleship, you are capable of finesse.
    And across the sea, Kongou frowns before shrugging and going back to baking.
    theJMPer said:
    Implying I'm creative enough to not just copy another Gale...
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    You are plenty creative enough. XD

    But if you do take that route, will her name be appropriately weather themed?
     
    Old Iron said:
    You are plenty creative enough. XD

    But if you do take that route, will her name be appropriately weather themed?
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    Oh, but of course!

    And on another note, Roll 2d6 for avoiding lewdness!

    QM's note: I'm not sure how to tally the multiple rolls. Right now, I'm gonna take the top roll from the first three, but I'm open to suggjestions.
     
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