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Considering not that many other people are probably doing that, yeah, most likely.
JUST BUSINESS - Indie-Struction (Indie Villains Victorious) Quest
- Thread starter Boohoo the 3rd
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Considering not that many other people are probably doing that, yeah, most likely.
- Location
- NJ
Well at least besides clones and regular goons we can perhaps get undead and mythical as well if we get on Hades good side.
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Yeah, that sounds pretty fun.
- Location
- NJ
So besides being a floating head what else can Dusa do for us?
Also what kind of weapons will we get if the option won?
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She's mostly good for missions requiring a delicate touch and empathy which, in case you haven't noticed, most of you lack. XD
Off the top of my head....
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Dueling Laser
Dueling Laser is a gun that fires a large, high-damage piercing laser. Like an active item, it must recharge after each shot by dealing damage to enemies. Banshee Cry - If the player has Screecher, it fires three sound waves per shot instead of one. Death Square - If the player has Dueling...
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Super Meat Gun
Super Meat Gun is a gun that fires piercing, bouncing saw blades. It also increases movement speed by 1.5 while held and grants an empty heart container. I Studied The Blade - If the player has Buzzkill, the two guns are dual wielded. This gun is a reference to the sawblade trap from Super Meat...
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Lobber
"Medium range and good damage with a slower rate of fire." —Description Lobber, also known as the Bouncer in the game's code, is a weapon obtained from Porkrind's Emporium. It fires a lobbed, heavily projectile that slightly arcs upwards, then falls back down and bounces on the floor. The...
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- Location
- NJ
Alright fair point, hopefully people won't freak out of her just being a head.
Well at least we'll get some useful guns to help us.Off the top of my head....
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Dueling Laser
Dueling Laser is a gun that fires a large, high-damage piercing laser. Like an active item, it must recharge after each shot by dealing damage to enemies. Banshee Cry - If the player has Screecher, it fires three sound waves per shot instead of one. Death Square - If the player has Dueling...
Super Meat Gun
Super Meat Gun is a gun that fires piercing, bouncing saw blades. It also increases movement speed by 1.5 while held and grants an empty heart container. I Studied The Blade - If the player has Buzzkill, the two guns are dual wielded. This gun is a reference to the sawblade trap from Super Meat...
Lobber
"Medium range and good damage with a slower rate of fire." —Description Lobber, also known as the Bouncer in the game's code, is a weapon obtained from Porkrind's Emporium. It fires a lobbed, heavily projectile that slightly arcs upwards, then falls back down and bounces on the floor. The...
Chapter 8: News and Walking and Movies Oh My!
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- Female
Kimkom panted happily as you tied a leash around her neck.
"Come on buddy, time for walkies!" You cooed. You lead Kimkom on a walk throughout the city, startling your neighbors. You chuckle at their discomfort.
"Sir, do you a liscence to own that animal?" A police officer asked dryly, walking up to you.
"I dunno, do you have a liscence to get shot?" You quip.
"Well, obviously n-"
BLAM!
The man falls over dead, a bullet in his brain. You continue your walk after Kimkom has some dinner... Of some fried chicken you brought along.
....What did you think?
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You have Dusa finish hooking up the TV and then turn on MMBN, short for Mega Meat Boy News. Despite what the name implies, it was actually a news Network set up by Dr. Fetus that used his late nemesis' name in a mocking manner. Anyways, it was a slow news day and only two things of value remembering were heard:
1. King Asgore Dreemurr was personally looking into what happened at Whimsun's Bank to avenge his subjects' deaths.
2. Mann Co. was selling some Recently uncovered WW2-era Soviet superweapons.
"Hmmmmm... I should probably make sure any evidence We killed those Monsters is erased. Asgore isn't someone you want to mess with." You said to the first thing. On the second thing, your face lights up like a kid on Christmas.
"SOVIET WEAPONS?! And WW2 as well?! Us Russians should have won that war, y'know." You chuckle.
"Uhhhhhh... But you did. You were part of the Allied Powers." Jerry pointed out.
"THE MOTHERLAND SHOULDN'T HAVE NEEDED THOSE FILTHY AMERICAN DOGS' HELP!!!!" You seethe.
"Whoa, boss, calm, calm. Want some tea?" Boris offered.
"....Yes please." You sigh. Boris got the tea and you calmed down.
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"Alright men... Oh, and Junior and Dusa... Ow! And Kimkom, right, sorry babykins. We're having a movie night to celebrate your hard work and sacrifices."
The generic minions seemed content with that. It, along with you paying them, was better than some other gigs, without a doubt.
And so you all watched a cheesy 60s B Movie, laughing and having a good time. Even Mangle leaned out of the vents and was welcomed.
You next decide to (Pick Three):
[] Erase Evidence You Were at Whimsun's Bank: After all, if Asgore knows it was you, he'll be royally (heh, pun) pissed.
[] Buy The Soviet Superweapons: Your grandfather regaled you with tales of the might of the Soviet Union. Having this will be good extra firepower and bring good memories!
[] Finish Fixing the Cloning Tanks: In actuality, progress was made on this when you weren't paying attention by some of your more mechanically inclined goons. You had faith this could be finished fairly quickly now!
[] Build a Shrine for Hades: Hades seems like a pretty cool dude. He didn't kill you after you returned after that attack on him after all and gave you Dusa, who Junior likes. You should be nice and build him a shrine.
[] Set Up and Collect from a Protection Racket: It's classic Mafia behavior to force people to pay protection money. You should've been doing this ages ago!
[] Visit Your Dedushka: Your Grandfather, who you call Dedushka Vladimir, Llives nearby, it turns out! You've both been busy, you should hang out again!
[] Talk to Dusa About Gaining Other Supernatural Allies: Being a Shade who was in direct service of an Underworld God, surely your new minion Should have some people to recommend?
[] Go to A Fancy Restaurant: Or rather, dine and dash. Hee hee!
"Come on buddy, time for walkies!" You cooed. You lead Kimkom on a walk throughout the city, startling your neighbors. You chuckle at their discomfort.
"Sir, do you a liscence to own that animal?" A police officer asked dryly, walking up to you.
"I dunno, do you have a liscence to get shot?" You quip.
"Well, obviously n-"
BLAM!
The man falls over dead, a bullet in his brain. You continue your walk after Kimkom has some dinner... Of some fried chicken you brought along.
....What did you think?
-
You have Dusa finish hooking up the TV and then turn on MMBN, short for Mega Meat Boy News. Despite what the name implies, it was actually a news Network set up by Dr. Fetus that used his late nemesis' name in a mocking manner. Anyways, it was a slow news day and only two things of value remembering were heard:
1. King Asgore Dreemurr was personally looking into what happened at Whimsun's Bank to avenge his subjects' deaths.
2. Mann Co. was selling some Recently uncovered WW2-era Soviet superweapons.
"Hmmmmm... I should probably make sure any evidence We killed those Monsters is erased. Asgore isn't someone you want to mess with." You said to the first thing. On the second thing, your face lights up like a kid on Christmas.
"SOVIET WEAPONS?! And WW2 as well?! Us Russians should have won that war, y'know." You chuckle.
"Uhhhhhh... But you did. You were part of the Allied Powers." Jerry pointed out.
"THE MOTHERLAND SHOULDN'T HAVE NEEDED THOSE FILTHY AMERICAN DOGS' HELP!!!!" You seethe.
"Whoa, boss, calm, calm. Want some tea?" Boris offered.
"....Yes please." You sigh. Boris got the tea and you calmed down.
-
"Alright men... Oh, and Junior and Dusa... Ow! And Kimkom, right, sorry babykins. We're having a movie night to celebrate your hard work and sacrifices."
The generic minions seemed content with that. It, along with you paying them, was better than some other gigs, without a doubt.
And so you all watched a cheesy 60s B Movie, laughing and having a good time. Even Mangle leaned out of the vents and was welcomed.
You next decide to (Pick Three):
[] Erase Evidence You Were at Whimsun's Bank: After all, if Asgore knows it was you, he'll be royally (heh, pun) pissed.
[] Buy The Soviet Superweapons: Your grandfather regaled you with tales of the might of the Soviet Union. Having this will be good extra firepower and bring good memories!
[] Finish Fixing the Cloning Tanks: In actuality, progress was made on this when you weren't paying attention by some of your more mechanically inclined goons. You had faith this could be finished fairly quickly now!
[] Build a Shrine for Hades: Hades seems like a pretty cool dude. He didn't kill you after you returned after that attack on him after all and gave you Dusa, who Junior likes. You should be nice and build him a shrine.
[] Set Up and Collect from a Protection Racket: It's classic Mafia behavior to force people to pay protection money. You should've been doing this ages ago!
[] Visit Your Dedushka: Your Grandfather, who you call Dedushka Vladimir, Llives nearby, it turns out! You've both been busy, you should hang out again!
[] Talk to Dusa About Gaining Other Supernatural Allies: Being a Shade who was in direct service of an Underworld God, surely your new minion Should have some people to recommend?
[] Go to A Fancy Restaurant: Or rather, dine and dash. Hee hee!
- Location
- On Earth
[X] Finish Fixing the Cloning Tanks: In actuality, progress was made on this when you weren't paying attention by some of your more mechanically inclined goons. You had faith this could be finished fairly quickly now!
We have lost too many goons already and we should try to gain some. Thus the clone tanks.
[X] Build a Shrine for Hades: Hades seems like a pretty cool dude. He didn't kill you after you returned after that attack on him after all and gave you Dusa, who Junior likes. You should be nice and build him a shrine.
Someone's idea always support others people's ideas as it makes them more likely to support yours in turn.
[X] Erase Evidence You Were at Whimsun's Bank: After all, if Asgore knows it was you, he'll be royally (heh, pun) pissed.
We do not want another Hades incident.
We have lost too many goons already and we should try to gain some. Thus the clone tanks.
[X] Build a Shrine for Hades: Hades seems like a pretty cool dude. He didn't kill you after you returned after that attack on him after all and gave you Dusa, who Junior likes. You should be nice and build him a shrine.
Someone's idea always support others people's ideas as it makes them more likely to support yours in turn.
[X] Erase Evidence You Were at Whimsun's Bank: After all, if Asgore knows it was you, he'll be royally (heh, pun) pissed.
We do not want another Hades incident.
- Location
- NJ
[X] Finish Fixing the Cloning Tanks: In actuality, progress was made on this when you weren't paying attention by some of your more mechanically inclined goons. You had faith this could be finished fairly quickly now!
Hey free or cheap labor for us.
[X] Erase Evidence You Were at Whimsun's Bank: After all, if Asgore knows it was you, he'll be royally (heh, pun) pissed.
We don't want the Monsters on us.
[X] Buy The Soviet Superweapons: Your grandfather regaled you with tales of the might of the Soviet Union. Having this will be good extra firepower and bring good memories!
We best get the weapons before someone else does.
Hey free or cheap labor for us.
[X] Erase Evidence You Were at Whimsun's Bank: After all, if Asgore knows it was you, he'll be royally (heh, pun) pissed.
We don't want the Monsters on us.
[X] Buy The Soviet Superweapons: Your grandfather regaled you with tales of the might of the Soviet Union. Having this will be good extra firepower and bring good memories!
We best get the weapons before someone else does.
- Location
- California
[X] Finish Fixing the Cloning Tanks: In actuality, progress was made on this when you weren't paying attention by some of your more mechanically inclined goons. You had faith this could be finished fairly quickly now!
Hey free or cheap labor for us.
[X] Erase Evidence You Were at Whimsun's Bank: After all, if Asgore knows it was you, he'll be royally (heh, pun) pissed.
We don't want the Monsters on us.
[X] Buy The Soviet Superweapons: Your grandfather regaled you with tales of the might of the Soviet Union. Having this will be good extra firepower and bring good memories!
Hey free or cheap labor for us.
[X] Erase Evidence You Were at Whimsun's Bank: After all, if Asgore knows it was you, he'll be royally (heh, pun) pissed.
We don't want the Monsters on us.
[X] Buy The Soviet Superweapons: Your grandfather regaled you with tales of the might of the Soviet Union. Having this will be good extra firepower and bring good memories!
- Location
- On Earth
I'm betting marvel-type.
- Location
- NJ
I'm hoping for at least AKs, RPGs, and Katyusha rocket launchers.
Chapter 9: Here I Go Cloning Again
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With a hum, three of your generic goons finish up fixing the Cloning tanks.
"Awesome! Fire 'em up!" You order. A flip is switched.... And nothing happens. You scowl and investigate, seeing something that makes you grunt.
"Ah, we need DNA. That makes sense." You sigh. Before you can add your own DNA, Jerry trips in and gets some saliva on it, causing him to be accepted as the template.
"......I hate everything." You quipped as a bunch of Jerries look around (thankfully, they weren't blind).
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You go to a nearby security camera and erase all evidence you killed those bank goers.
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You eagerly approach the Mann Co. Representative who was selling the weapons.
"Alrighty, we AKs, RPGs, Katsuya Rock-" He began.
"I'll take it all!" You giggle, handing him the cash and driving off with the materials.
"....Weirdo." the representative shakes his head.
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When you arrive back at base, you hand out everyone's new weapons.
"Greetings!" One of the guns cheered, startling the goon who was holding it.
"What the-" You began.
"Name accepted! I am now What The!" The gun whooped.
"What- No! That's a terrible name!"
"Then why did you give me that name?" What The asked in confusion. You sigh.
"What are you?" You ask.
"I'm a secret AI built during the last days of WW2! I was supposed to help soilders fight, but the war ended." The AI gun sighed, transforming into a black mini robot.
"Cool!" Junior smiled. What The beamed back... Accidentally firing a laser and killing two Jerries. You felt a headache coming on....
Gained A Bunch of Clones Of Jerry! Gained A Bunch of Soviet Tech! Hid Your Involvement in the Deaths of Whimsun and Company (for Now)! Gained What The the AI as a Hero Unit!
The next day, you:
[] Write In
"Awesome! Fire 'em up!" You order. A flip is switched.... And nothing happens. You scowl and investigate, seeing something that makes you grunt.
"Ah, we need DNA. That makes sense." You sigh. Before you can add your own DNA, Jerry trips in and gets some saliva on it, causing him to be accepted as the template.
"......I hate everything." You quipped as a bunch of Jerries look around (thankfully, they weren't blind).
-
You go to a nearby security camera and erase all evidence you killed those bank goers.
-
You eagerly approach the Mann Co. Representative who was selling the weapons.
"Alrighty, we AKs, RPGs, Katsuya Rock-" He began.
"I'll take it all!" You giggle, handing him the cash and driving off with the materials.
"....Weirdo." the representative shakes his head.
-
When you arrive back at base, you hand out everyone's new weapons.
"Greetings!" One of the guns cheered, startling the goon who was holding it.
"What the-" You began.
"Name accepted! I am now What The!" The gun whooped.
"What- No! That's a terrible name!"
"Then why did you give me that name?" What The asked in confusion. You sigh.
"What are you?" You ask.
"I'm a secret AI built during the last days of WW2! I was supposed to help soilders fight, but the war ended." The AI gun sighed, transforming into a black mini robot.
"Cool!" Junior smiled. What The beamed back... Accidentally firing a laser and killing two Jerries. You felt a headache coming on....
Gained A Bunch of Clones Of Jerry! Gained A Bunch of Soviet Tech! Hid Your Involvement in the Deaths of Whimsun and Company (for Now)! Gained What The the AI as a Hero Unit!
The next day, you:
[] Write In
- Location
- NJ
Is it only one option or can we do three again?
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Three, for the sake of consistency.
- Location
- NJ
Alright good to know, I'll probably pick them from the turn earlier.
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- Female
Yeah, makes sense to me.
- Location
- NJ
[X] Build a Shrine for Hades: Hades seems like a pretty cool dude. He didn't kill you after you returned after that attack on him after all and gave you Dusa, who Junior likes. You should be nice and build him a shrine.
Best to make sure we stay on his good side.
[X] Set Up and Collect from a Protection Racket: It's classic Mafia behavior to force people to pay protection money. You should've been doing this ages ago!
Who doesn't want more money.
[X] Visit Your Dedushka: Your Grandfather, who you call Dedushka Vladimir, Llives nearby, it turns out! You've both been busy, you should hang out again!
I am curious on what this can get us, but I am willing to switch to getting Supernatural allies if people want that instead.
Best to make sure we stay on his good side.
[X] Set Up and Collect from a Protection Racket: It's classic Mafia behavior to force people to pay protection money. You should've been doing this ages ago!
Who doesn't want more money.
[X] Visit Your Dedushka: Your Grandfather, who you call Dedushka Vladimir, Llives nearby, it turns out! You've both been busy, you should hang out again!
I am curious on what this can get us, but I am willing to switch to getting Supernatural allies if people want that instead.
[X] Test the Clones: Jerry has a bunch of clones of himself so it seems perfectly reasonable to test them to see if they differ from the original
[X] Vist Your Dedushka: Your Grandfather, who you call Dedushka Valdimir, Lives nearby, it turns out! You've both been busy, you should hang out again!
[X] Build a Shrine for Hades: Hades seems like a pretty cool dude. He didn't kill you after you returned after that attack on him after all and gave you Dusa, who Junior likes. You should be nice and build him a shrine.
[X] Vist Your Dedushka: Your Grandfather, who you call Dedushka Valdimir, Lives nearby, it turns out! You've both been busy, you should hang out again!
[X] Build a Shrine for Hades: Hades seems like a pretty cool dude. He didn't kill you after you returned after that attack on him after all and gave you Dusa, who Junior likes. You should be nice and build him a shrine.
- Location
- NJ
Alright this is a good option for us to do. At least we can drown our would be enemies in numbers.
- Location
- NJ
Hopefully the Jerry's don't try to unionized if we do this.
Any other ideas for what we can do? Cause I would like to see if we can try smuggling or expanding our operations to the other choices that were available to us.
- Location
- On Earth
[X] Test the Clones: Jerry has a bunch of clones of himself so it seems perfectly reasonable to test them to see if they differ from the original
[X] Vist Your Dedushka: Your Grandfather, who you call Dedushka Valdimir, Lives nearby, it turns out! You've both been busy, you should hang out again!
[X] Build a Shrine for Hades: Hades seems like a pretty cool dude. He didn't kill you after you returned after that attack on him after all and gave you Dusa, who Junior likes. You should be nice and build him a shrine.
[X] Vist Your Dedushka: Your Grandfather, who you call Dedushka Valdimir, Lives nearby, it turns out! You've both been busy, you should hang out again!
[X] Build a Shrine for Hades: Hades seems like a pretty cool dude. He didn't kill you after you returned after that attack on him after all and gave you Dusa, who Junior likes. You should be nice and build him a shrine.