When A bunch of big baddies take a world that's a mishmash of Indie Games properties, what is a small time Mafia boss to do? Try their damnedest to stay afloat, that's what!
JUST BUSINESS - Indie-Struction (Indie Villains Victorious) Quest
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Chapter 1: And So It Begins
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- Female
The merging of worlds...
It just happened.
No lightshow, no thunder, no fanfare.
People just woke up one morning to find a changed world.
Before everyone knew it, baddies were running the show. Some overtly, some from the shadows, but all in charge. Many Villains were happier than they've ever been.
You... Were not one such Villain.
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Your name was:
[] (A Russian Sounding Name of Your Choice)
And you looked like:
[] (Put an Image Here)
And you were the current head of the Russian Mafia, after the former traitor went to go work with Crime.Net! How could he?! Had he no honor?! No shame?!
As you stewed in your rage, you heard the door open.
"Oi! Boss man! We're back!" A voice announced jovially. You look to see your top subordinates, Boris And Junior.
Boris was a tall, imposing man with an eyepatch, scars and muscles. However, anyone who knew him would report he was a gentle, meek man.
Junior was a woman, though her voluptuous figure was the only real indication of that she dressed so boyishly and was almost as muscular as Boris. She was a bit of an egotist, though she knew to respect your choices.
"Ah! Excellent! Tell me, how goes recruitment?" You grin eagerly.
"Uh... We kinda got chased around before we could actually do that..." Boris awkwardly explained. You comedically sweatdropped at this disappointing news.
"DAMMIT! THIS MUST BE THE DOING OF CRIME.NET!" You holler.
"...How?" Junior and Boris blink.
"Think about it: They're our greatest rivals, so they tipped off whoever was chasing you to do so!" You hurrumph. Boris and Junior, also being idiots and having the upmost respect for you, completely believe this like you as the three of you rage together.
After calming down, you send Boris and Junior off to buy a new base, as your current one, a Pizzareia called... Fred something or other, was deemed "creepy", "unhygienic" and "quite frankly dangerous" by most of your minions. Babies, the lot of 'em!
They buy:
[] A nearby abandoned dog toy factory
[] A KFC
[] An abandoned cloning facility made out of a crashed meteorite.
And so your quest begins!
-
Since my Cob Web version of this setting
Disney Villains Victorious Auxiliary - Google Drive
Completely flopped, I'm trying again with Indie-Struction. Hope ya'll have fun!
... Assuming people join.
It just happened.
No lightshow, no thunder, no fanfare.
People just woke up one morning to find a changed world.
Before everyone knew it, baddies were running the show. Some overtly, some from the shadows, but all in charge. Many Villains were happier than they've ever been.
You... Were not one such Villain.
-
Your name was:
[] (A Russian Sounding Name of Your Choice)
And you looked like:
[] (Put an Image Here)
And you were the current head of the Russian Mafia, after the former traitor went to go work with Crime.Net! How could he?! Had he no honor?! No shame?!
As you stewed in your rage, you heard the door open.
"Oi! Boss man! We're back!" A voice announced jovially. You look to see your top subordinates, Boris And Junior.
Boris was a tall, imposing man with an eyepatch, scars and muscles. However, anyone who knew him would report he was a gentle, meek man.
Junior was a woman, though her voluptuous figure was the only real indication of that she dressed so boyishly and was almost as muscular as Boris. She was a bit of an egotist, though she knew to respect your choices.
"Ah! Excellent! Tell me, how goes recruitment?" You grin eagerly.
"Uh... We kinda got chased around before we could actually do that..." Boris awkwardly explained. You comedically sweatdropped at this disappointing news.
"DAMMIT! THIS MUST BE THE DOING OF CRIME.NET!" You holler.
"...How?" Junior and Boris blink.
"Think about it: They're our greatest rivals, so they tipped off whoever was chasing you to do so!" You hurrumph. Boris and Junior, also being idiots and having the upmost respect for you, completely believe this like you as the three of you rage together.
After calming down, you send Boris and Junior off to buy a new base, as your current one, a Pizzareia called... Fred something or other, was deemed "creepy", "unhygienic" and "quite frankly dangerous" by most of your minions. Babies, the lot of 'em!
They buy:
[] A nearby abandoned dog toy factory
[] A KFC
[] An abandoned cloning facility made out of a crashed meteorite.
And so your quest begins!
-
Since my Cob Web version of this setting
Disney Villains Victorious Auxiliary - Google Drive
Completely flopped, I'm trying again with Indie-Struction. Hope ya'll have fun!
... Assuming people join.
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Chapter 2: Moving In
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- Female
You, Hedeon Konstantine, were in a good mood. Your new base was pretty spaceous and, if you could get the cloning tanks working, had an unlimited Amount of new lackies.
You decide to (pick two):
[] Check in On Boris and Junior: They were your top minions and lifelong friends, after all, might as well see if they're adjusting well.
[] Check Out the Vents: Some of your lesser minions have discovered that one of the twisted Animatronics at your old base, Mangle , had managed to follow you here and was picking off your Mafia goons slowly but surely. You should probablyyyyyyyy deal with that. Or not. You have a large enough pool of disposable grunts you don't HAVE to for at least 3 weeks.
[] Get to Fixing up the Cloning Tanks: Hey, who wouldn't want some mindlessly loyal Clones to serve you?
[] Take Your Pet Komodo Dragon for a Walk: Oh, you didn't mention your beloved pet and mascot, Kimkom the Komodo Dragon? Odd...
[] Extortion: Hey, you're the Mafia, what do you expect?!
[] Beat Up a Local Politician for Money: ....Pretty self-explanatory, no?
[] See if there's Anything Important on the News: Hey, staying informed is important!
Regardless of what you do, you feel pretty accomplished.
"Cap'n, Cap'n!" A short man dressed like a stereotypical pirate with two eyepatches shouted as he ran in.
"Damn it, Jerry, for the last time, we're The Mafia, not pirates!" You sigh in exhaustion.
"Sorry Cap'n." He apologized.
".....Just tell me what's wrong." You stated with a messaging of your temples.
"....Oh, nothing, just wanted to check up on you." Jerry shrugged. You slammed your head.
You decide to (pick two):
[] Check in On Boris and Junior: They were your top minions and lifelong friends, after all, might as well see if they're adjusting well.
[] Check Out the Vents: Some of your lesser minions have discovered that one of the twisted Animatronics at your old base, Mangle , had managed to follow you here and was picking off your Mafia goons slowly but surely. You should probablyyyyyyyy deal with that. Or not. You have a large enough pool of disposable grunts you don't HAVE to for at least 3 weeks.
[] Get to Fixing up the Cloning Tanks: Hey, who wouldn't want some mindlessly loyal Clones to serve you?
[] Take Your Pet Komodo Dragon for a Walk: Oh, you didn't mention your beloved pet and mascot, Kimkom the Komodo Dragon? Odd...
[] Extortion: Hey, you're the Mafia, what do you expect?!
[] Beat Up a Local Politician for Money: ....Pretty self-explanatory, no?
[] See if there's Anything Important on the News: Hey, staying informed is important!
Regardless of what you do, you feel pretty accomplished.
"Cap'n, Cap'n!" A short man dressed like a stereotypical pirate with two eyepatches shouted as he ran in.
"Damn it, Jerry, for the last time, we're The Mafia, not pirates!" You sigh in exhaustion.
"Sorry Cap'n." He apologized.
".....Just tell me what's wrong." You stated with a messaging of your temples.
"....Oh, nothing, just wanted to check up on you." Jerry shrugged. You slammed your head.
Chapter 3: Vents and Extortion and A Third Thing, Oh My!
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- Female
Not wanting to deal with any more griping from your lesser minions, you grab Boris and Junior and investigate the Vents. Mangle screeches in your face, so you slap it with a rolled up newspaper.
"No. Bad Animatronic. Bad." You scold it like a puppy. Mangle blinks in confusion and retreats deeper into the vents for now.
"Dang it..." You grumble, fishing an old remote control car with a camera and a speaker out of a box and sending it after the robotic creature. It finds Mangle eventually.
"Look, you gotta leave. Or at least stop killing my minions. One head shake for agreeing to the former, two head shakes for agreeing to the latter." You state through the speaker. Mangle promptly tries to crush the car, only to get electrocuted.
Seeing no other options, Mangle agrees to:
[] Leave
[] Stop The killing... Of your minions, at least.
"Good. Laters." You nod.
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Boris was on lookout as you and Junior beat the crap out of a politician.
He gives you:
[] $1200
[] $1500
[] $2340
[] $5600
"No. Bad Animatronic. Bad." You scold it like a puppy. Mangle blinks in confusion and retreats deeper into the vents for now.
"Dang it..." You grumble, fishing an old remote control car with a camera and a speaker out of a box and sending it after the robotic creature. It finds Mangle eventually.
"Look, you gotta leave. Or at least stop killing my minions. One head shake for agreeing to the former, two head shakes for agreeing to the latter." You state through the speaker. Mangle promptly tries to crush the car, only to get electrocuted.
Seeing no other options, Mangle agrees to:
[] Leave
[] Stop The killing... Of your minions, at least.
"Good. Laters." You nod.
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Boris was on lookout as you and Junior beat the crap out of a politician.
He gives you:
[] $1200
[] $1500
[] $2340
[] $5600
Chapter 4: Uhhhhh... I Dunno, Title
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- Female
Mangle has agreed to stop killing your goons and you get $2340 from that politician. Overall, things were going pretty good. You were currently feeding Kimkom a steak when Jerry ran in.
"Cap'n! You have a message!" He exclaimed. You decide to suck up the wrong title and see what the message was.
It was:
[] A mortgage note for your new base
[] An invitation to a party
-[] Who invited you?
"Hmmmmmm..." You mull over the message.
"Hey, uh, Cap'n? I think Kimkom is biting my leg." Jerry stated. You ignore him.
"Cap'n! You have a message!" He exclaimed. You decide to suck up the wrong title and see what the message was.
It was:
[] A mortgage note for your new base
[] An invitation to a party
-[] Who invited you?
"Hmmmmmm..." You mull over the message.
"Hey, uh, Cap'n? I think Kimkom is biting my leg." Jerry stated. You ignore him.
The Cast
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- Female
Official Team Members:
Unofficial Team Members:
You have been called many things: Idiotic, insane, overly ambitious, grudge holding. But you care not for these statements. You were originally just another Faceless Goon, but original Russian Mafia head's joining of CRIME.NET allowed you to take over. And now you were going to do whatever it took to stay around.
Boris is a tall, Scarred gentle giant. Junior is an egotistical tomboy. Together, the two are inseperable and an effective team.
Jerry is a blind man who thinks you're a pirate crew. He's annoying and socially oblivious, but you kind of pity the guy, so you let him stick around.
A Shade given to you by Your landlord Hades as a reward. She's meek, soically awkward and consistently stressed, but is loyal and a good maid.
An excitable AI inside a gun that can transform into a mini-robot. He's glad to be here after being abandoned for so long!
Unofficial Team Members:
Mangle is a murderous Animatronic that lives in your vents. It seems content to just kill rats and bugs for now, though your goons aren't exactly fond of it. You think it could be useful in the future.
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Chapter 5: Payments
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- Female
You pout as you read the mortgage note.
"Ugh... This blows! I don't want to pay a mortgage!" You whine. Kimkom comfortingly rubs against you. You smile and toss her another steak.
"Cap'n, why not just go beat up the person making you pay it?" Jerry advised.
"Oh hey! Good idea!" You grin.
You take a platoon of goons (heh, rhymes) to a nearby shack to challenge the guy making you pay this.
He or she was:
[] Write-In
"Ugh... This blows! I don't want to pay a mortgage!" You whine. Kimkom comfortingly rubs against you. You smile and toss her another steak.
"Cap'n, why not just go beat up the person making you pay it?" Jerry advised.
"Oh hey! Good idea!" You grin.
You take a platoon of goons (heh, rhymes) to a nearby shack to challenge the guy making you pay this.
He or she was:
[] Write-In
Chapter 6: Horrific Hades
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- Female
"Hey chump! Open up! We're not gonna pay! We're... Going to ... Beat you... Up ...." You slowly lose your bluster as Hades exits the shack and glares down at you and your generic lackies.
One indiscriably awful beating later....
You had managed to escape, but every goon you brought with you was dead.
"New plan: We're payin' that mortgage." You shiver.
"Why?" Jerry obliviously asked, earning him a kick.
You plan to get the extra cash with:
[] A bank robbery
[] More Extortion
One indiscriably awful beating later....
You had managed to escape, but every goon you brought with you was dead.
"New plan: We're payin' that mortgage." You shiver.
"Why?" Jerry obliviously asked, earning him a kick.
You plan to get the extra cash with:
[] A bank robbery
[] More Extortion
Chapter 7: The Robbing of the Bank
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- Female
It was a peaceful day at a bank ran by Whimsun, the sensitive monster having managed to gain some slight courage and start this successful business.
"Awwwww... What a peaceful day. Yep, nothing could ruin this." Whimsalot, one of the employees, nodded. For an immediate contradiction, a van was sent flying into the bank and exploded, killing everyone inside.
"....Oops. Just wanted to send a message. Meh, oh well." You shrug apathetically. You, Boris, Junior and some generic thugs enter and take a few thousand dollars before leaving.
X
"Hmmmmm... Yep, this makes up for your foolish attempt to pummel me. In fact, as you more than payed your dues, you may have one of my minions. Consider it an apologetic exchange for the dozens of your minions I killed." Hades chuckled, tossing you a yelping Dusa.
"Whoa! Cool!" Junior grinned while Boris looked nervous. Hades then closed the door and you returned home.
"Uhhhh... H-Hello. I'm Dusa. Guess we'll be working together from now on." The Shade awkwardly coughed.
"Welcome aboard, matey!" Jerry cheered. Mangle then leaned down and screeched, scaring Dusa fiercely. You sigh....
Gained Dusa (Hades) as an Official Unit! Gained Infamy With The Monsters (Undertale) Community!
You spend the next day (pick three):
[] Taking Kimkom for a Walk: Kimkom is starting to get antsy staying cooped up! Your poor baby should be relieved!
[] Having a Movie Night: With the dozens of deaths of your generic goons, you really need to raise morale. What better way than with a movie night?
[] Trying to Spy on an Enemy: Gathering Intel is important, especially with foes!
-[] Write In: Which Enemy?
[] Look for Weapons: You only have pistols and shotguns right now, which are NOTHING compared to some of the stronger stuff you could go against. Look for more potent items!
[] Watch the News: The news can be a valuable means of information. Or junk. It's a gamble worth taking!
[] Go to a Casino: You feel a lucky streak Coming on!
[] Eat at A Fast Food Restaurant: Well, more specifically dine and dash. Ha!
[] Beat Up A Politician Again: That should establish how much you don't respect authority and what a threat you are!
"Awwwww... What a peaceful day. Yep, nothing could ruin this." Whimsalot, one of the employees, nodded. For an immediate contradiction, a van was sent flying into the bank and exploded, killing everyone inside.
"....Oops. Just wanted to send a message. Meh, oh well." You shrug apathetically. You, Boris, Junior and some generic thugs enter and take a few thousand dollars before leaving.
X
"Hmmmmm... Yep, this makes up for your foolish attempt to pummel me. In fact, as you more than payed your dues, you may have one of my minions. Consider it an apologetic exchange for the dozens of your minions I killed." Hades chuckled, tossing you a yelping Dusa.
"Whoa! Cool!" Junior grinned while Boris looked nervous. Hades then closed the door and you returned home.
"Uhhhh... H-Hello. I'm Dusa. Guess we'll be working together from now on." The Shade awkwardly coughed.
"Welcome aboard, matey!" Jerry cheered. Mangle then leaned down and screeched, scaring Dusa fiercely. You sigh....
Gained Dusa (Hades) as an Official Unit! Gained Infamy With The Monsters (Undertale) Community!
You spend the next day (pick three):
[] Taking Kimkom for a Walk: Kimkom is starting to get antsy staying cooped up! Your poor baby should be relieved!
[] Having a Movie Night: With the dozens of deaths of your generic goons, you really need to raise morale. What better way than with a movie night?
[] Trying to Spy on an Enemy: Gathering Intel is important, especially with foes!
-[] Write In: Which Enemy?
[] Look for Weapons: You only have pistols and shotguns right now, which are NOTHING compared to some of the stronger stuff you could go against. Look for more potent items!
[] Watch the News: The news can be a valuable means of information. Or junk. It's a gamble worth taking!
[] Go to a Casino: You feel a lucky streak Coming on!
[] Eat at A Fast Food Restaurant: Well, more specifically dine and dash. Ha!
[] Beat Up A Politician Again: That should establish how much you don't respect authority and what a threat you are!
Chapter 8: News and Walking and Movies Oh My!
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- Female
Kimkom panted happily as you tied a leash around her neck.
"Come on buddy, time for walkies!" You cooed. You lead Kimkom on a walk throughout the city, startling your neighbors. You chuckle at their discomfort.
"Sir, do you a liscence to own that animal?" A police officer asked dryly, walking up to you.
"I dunno, do you have a liscence to get shot?" You quip.
"Well, obviously n-"
BLAM!
The man falls over dead, a bullet in his brain. You continue your walk after Kimkom has some dinner... Of some fried chicken you brought along.
....What did you think?
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You have Dusa finish hooking up the TV and then turn on MMBN, short for Mega Meat Boy News. Despite what the name implies, it was actually a news Network set up by Dr. Fetus that used his late nemesis' name in a mocking manner. Anyways, it was a slow news day and only two things of value remembering were heard:
1. King Asgore Dreemurr was personally looking into what happened at Whimsun's Bank to avenge his subjects' deaths.
2. Mann Co. was selling some Recently uncovered WW2-era Soviet superweapons.
"Hmmmmm... I should probably make sure any evidence We killed those Monsters is erased. Asgore isn't someone you want to mess with." You said to the first thing. On the second thing, your face lights up like a kid on Christmas.
"SOVIET WEAPONS?! And WW2 as well?! Us Russians should have won that war, y'know." You chuckle.
"Uhhhhhh... But you did. You were part of the Allied Powers." Jerry pointed out.
"THE MOTHERLAND SHOULDN'T HAVE NEEDED THOSE FILTHY AMERICAN DOGS' HELP!!!!" You seethe.
"Whoa, boss, calm, calm. Want some tea?" Boris offered.
"....Yes please." You sigh. Boris got the tea and you calmed down.
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"Alright men... Oh, and Junior and Dusa... Ow! And Kimkom, right, sorry babykins. We're having a movie night to celebrate your hard work and sacrifices."
The generic minions seemed content with that. It, along with you paying them, was better than some other gigs, without a doubt.
And so you all watched a cheesy 60s B Movie, laughing and having a good time. Even Mangle leaned out of the vents and was welcomed.
You next decide to (Pick Three):
[] Erase Evidence You Were at Whimsun's Bank: After all, if Asgore knows it was you, he'll be royally (heh, pun) pissed.
[] Buy The Soviet Superweapons: Your grandfather regaled you with tales of the might of the Soviet Union. Having this will be good extra firepower and bring good memories!
[] Finish Fixing the Cloning Tanks: In actuality, progress was made on this when you weren't paying attention by some of your more mechanically inclined goons. You had faith this could be finished fairly quickly now!
[] Build a Shrine for Hades: Hades seems like a pretty cool dude. He didn't kill you after you returned after that attack on him after all and gave you Dusa, who Junior likes. You should be nice and build him a shrine.
[] Set Up and Collect from a Protection Racket: It's classic Mafia behavior to force people to pay protection money. You should've been doing this ages ago!
[] Visit Your Dedushka: Your Grandfather, who you call Dedushka Vladimir, Llives nearby, it turns out! You've both been busy, you should hang out again!
[] Talk to Dusa About Gaining Other Supernatural Allies: Being a Shade who was in direct service of an Underworld God, surely your new minion Should have some people to recommend?
[] Go to A Fancy Restaurant: Or rather, dine and dash. Hee hee!
"Come on buddy, time for walkies!" You cooed. You lead Kimkom on a walk throughout the city, startling your neighbors. You chuckle at their discomfort.
"Sir, do you a liscence to own that animal?" A police officer asked dryly, walking up to you.
"I dunno, do you have a liscence to get shot?" You quip.
"Well, obviously n-"
BLAM!
The man falls over dead, a bullet in his brain. You continue your walk after Kimkom has some dinner... Of some fried chicken you brought along.
....What did you think?
-
You have Dusa finish hooking up the TV and then turn on MMBN, short for Mega Meat Boy News. Despite what the name implies, it was actually a news Network set up by Dr. Fetus that used his late nemesis' name in a mocking manner. Anyways, it was a slow news day and only two things of value remembering were heard:
1. King Asgore Dreemurr was personally looking into what happened at Whimsun's Bank to avenge his subjects' deaths.
2. Mann Co. was selling some Recently uncovered WW2-era Soviet superweapons.
"Hmmmmm... I should probably make sure any evidence We killed those Monsters is erased. Asgore isn't someone you want to mess with." You said to the first thing. On the second thing, your face lights up like a kid on Christmas.
"SOVIET WEAPONS?! And WW2 as well?! Us Russians should have won that war, y'know." You chuckle.
"Uhhhhhh... But you did. You were part of the Allied Powers." Jerry pointed out.
"THE MOTHERLAND SHOULDN'T HAVE NEEDED THOSE FILTHY AMERICAN DOGS' HELP!!!!" You seethe.
"Whoa, boss, calm, calm. Want some tea?" Boris offered.
"....Yes please." You sigh. Boris got the tea and you calmed down.
-
"Alright men... Oh, and Junior and Dusa... Ow! And Kimkom, right, sorry babykins. We're having a movie night to celebrate your hard work and sacrifices."
The generic minions seemed content with that. It, along with you paying them, was better than some other gigs, without a doubt.
And so you all watched a cheesy 60s B Movie, laughing and having a good time. Even Mangle leaned out of the vents and was welcomed.
You next decide to (Pick Three):
[] Erase Evidence You Were at Whimsun's Bank: After all, if Asgore knows it was you, he'll be royally (heh, pun) pissed.
[] Buy The Soviet Superweapons: Your grandfather regaled you with tales of the might of the Soviet Union. Having this will be good extra firepower and bring good memories!
[] Finish Fixing the Cloning Tanks: In actuality, progress was made on this when you weren't paying attention by some of your more mechanically inclined goons. You had faith this could be finished fairly quickly now!
[] Build a Shrine for Hades: Hades seems like a pretty cool dude. He didn't kill you after you returned after that attack on him after all and gave you Dusa, who Junior likes. You should be nice and build him a shrine.
[] Set Up and Collect from a Protection Racket: It's classic Mafia behavior to force people to pay protection money. You should've been doing this ages ago!
[] Visit Your Dedushka: Your Grandfather, who you call Dedushka Vladimir, Llives nearby, it turns out! You've both been busy, you should hang out again!
[] Talk to Dusa About Gaining Other Supernatural Allies: Being a Shade who was in direct service of an Underworld God, surely your new minion Should have some people to recommend?
[] Go to A Fancy Restaurant: Or rather, dine and dash. Hee hee!
Chapter 9: Here I Go Cloning Again
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- Female
With a hum, three of your generic goons finish up fixing the Cloning tanks.
"Awesome! Fire 'em up!" You order. A flip is switched.... And nothing happens. You scowl and investigate, seeing something that makes you grunt.
"Ah, we need DNA. That makes sense." You sigh. Before you can add your own DNA, Jerry trips in and gets some saliva on it, causing him to be accepted as the template.
"......I hate everything." You quipped as a bunch of Jerries look around (thankfully, they weren't blind).
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You go to a nearby security camera and erase all evidence you killed those bank goers.
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You eagerly approach the Mann Co. Representative who was selling the weapons.
"Alrighty, we AKs, RPGs, Katsuya Rock-" He began.
"I'll take it all!" You giggle, handing him the cash and driving off with the materials.
"....Weirdo." the representative shakes his head.
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When you arrive back at base, you hand out everyone's new weapons.
"Greetings!" One of the guns cheered, startling the goon who was holding it.
"What the-" You began.
"Name accepted! I am now What The!" The gun whooped.
"What- No! That's a terrible name!"
"Then why did you give me that name?" What The asked in confusion. You sigh.
"What are you?" You ask.
"I'm a secret AI built during the last days of WW2! I was supposed to help soilders fight, but the war ended." The AI gun sighed, transforming into a black mini robot.
"Cool!" Junior smiled. What The beamed back... Accidentally firing a laser and killing two Jerries. You felt a headache coming on....
Gained A Bunch of Clones Of Jerry! Gained A Bunch of Soviet Tech! Hid Your Involvement in the Deaths of Whimsun and Company (for Now)! Gained What The the AI as a Hero Unit!
The next day, you:
[] Write In
"Awesome! Fire 'em up!" You order. A flip is switched.... And nothing happens. You scowl and investigate, seeing something that makes you grunt.
"Ah, we need DNA. That makes sense." You sigh. Before you can add your own DNA, Jerry trips in and gets some saliva on it, causing him to be accepted as the template.
"......I hate everything." You quipped as a bunch of Jerries look around (thankfully, they weren't blind).
-
You go to a nearby security camera and erase all evidence you killed those bank goers.
-
You eagerly approach the Mann Co. Representative who was selling the weapons.
"Alrighty, we AKs, RPGs, Katsuya Rock-" He began.
"I'll take it all!" You giggle, handing him the cash and driving off with the materials.
"....Weirdo." the representative shakes his head.
-
When you arrive back at base, you hand out everyone's new weapons.
"Greetings!" One of the guns cheered, startling the goon who was holding it.
"What the-" You began.
"Name accepted! I am now What The!" The gun whooped.
"What- No! That's a terrible name!"
"Then why did you give me that name?" What The asked in confusion. You sigh.
"What are you?" You ask.
"I'm a secret AI built during the last days of WW2! I was supposed to help soilders fight, but the war ended." The AI gun sighed, transforming into a black mini robot.
"Cool!" Junior smiled. What The beamed back... Accidentally firing a laser and killing two Jerries. You felt a headache coming on....
Gained A Bunch of Clones Of Jerry! Gained A Bunch of Soviet Tech! Hid Your Involvement in the Deaths of Whimsun and Company (for Now)! Gained What The the AI as a Hero Unit!
The next day, you:
[] Write In