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So I started watching this about an hour ago and I was going to post some thoughts on it but then I got ten minutes in and was absolutely bewildered at the shit happening on my laptop screen so my notes ended up being a bit scatterbrained and I decided it would be easier and mildly funnier to just post them as-is because it's late and I've had a few.
Episode One Reactions:
okay seriously what the fuck is this crazy train horseshit
There is a talking psychic kitty that has ears coming out of its ears
This art style is really good but holy shit these characters are too adorable
GEE I WONDER IF IT WAS ACTUALLY A DREAM
Surprisingly feminist portrayal of women and girls especially main character's mother
Of course there's a blue-haired girl
Ahahaha even the main character recognizes when another anime protagonist enters the plot
Why is creepy goth chick trying to murder mister flopsie
OKAY WHAT THE FUCK DID SOMEONE JUST DROP A SHIT TON OF LSD
SERIOUSLY GUYS WHY ARE WE IN WILLY WONKA'S RIVER RIDE ALL OF A SUDDEN
Oh hey a wild drill haired girl appeared I bet she's nice
AND THEN SHE PULLED ELEVEN BILLION MUSKETS OUT OF HER ASSHOLE WHAT THE FUCK IS EVEN
Goth chick and drill girl are at odds for some reason, perhaps having to do with mister flopsie
"make a contract with me" yeah this doesn't sound like the sketchiest fucking deal ever
THE END
Episode Two Reactions:
Didn't notice this in episode one but holy fuck that is a huge ass bathroom
WHY DOES CAT THING HAVE EARS COMING OUT OF HIS EARS FUCK
So the tripping balls finale of last episode was actually supposed to be a magic fight against a witch
Adorable telepathy shenanigans
Main character/blue hair girl's friend notices they hang out a lot and automatically jumps to LESBIANS
Because it's so fucking absurd for two middle school girls to spend lots of time together
Also way to be homophobic as fuck you little shitbird
Creepy goth chick was trying to kill cat thing to keep it from making a contract with protagonist
ULTRA DRAMATIC HEEL TURRRRRRRRN
Why do I feel like creepy goth chick is going to be a misunderstood good guy
Why do I feel like cheery drill hair girl is going to be a Machiavellian psycho
Why do I feel like this one wish deal is going to fuck them over so hard
WHY IS EVERY WITCH FIGHT A HARDCORE DRUG TRIP WHERE DID THEY GET THIS IDEA
FUCKING HUGE ASS MUSKET CANNON STRAIGHT FROM HER BUTTHOLE I AIN'T EVEN MAD
Oh and whenever they kill a witch they get a rare item drop when did this turn into fucking WoW
THE END
Episode One Reactions:
okay seriously what the fuck is this crazy train horseshit
There is a talking psychic kitty that has ears coming out of its ears
This art style is really good but holy shit these characters are too adorable
GEE I WONDER IF IT WAS ACTUALLY A DREAM
Surprisingly feminist portrayal of women and girls especially main character's mother
Of course there's a blue-haired girl
Ahahaha even the main character recognizes when another anime protagonist enters the plot
Why is creepy goth chick trying to murder mister flopsie
OKAY WHAT THE FUCK DID SOMEONE JUST DROP A SHIT TON OF LSD
SERIOUSLY GUYS WHY ARE WE IN WILLY WONKA'S RIVER RIDE ALL OF A SUDDEN
Oh hey a wild drill haired girl appeared I bet she's nice
AND THEN SHE PULLED ELEVEN BILLION MUSKETS OUT OF HER ASSHOLE WHAT THE FUCK IS EVEN
Goth chick and drill girl are at odds for some reason, perhaps having to do with mister flopsie
"make a contract with me" yeah this doesn't sound like the sketchiest fucking deal ever
THE END
Episode Two Reactions:
Didn't notice this in episode one but holy fuck that is a huge ass bathroom
WHY DOES CAT THING HAVE EARS COMING OUT OF HIS EARS FUCK
So the tripping balls finale of last episode was actually supposed to be a magic fight against a witch
Adorable telepathy shenanigans
Main character/blue hair girl's friend notices they hang out a lot and automatically jumps to LESBIANS
Because it's so fucking absurd for two middle school girls to spend lots of time together
Also way to be homophobic as fuck you little shitbird
Creepy goth chick was trying to kill cat thing to keep it from making a contract with protagonist
ULTRA DRAMATIC HEEL TURRRRRRRRN
Why do I feel like creepy goth chick is going to be a misunderstood good guy
Why do I feel like cheery drill hair girl is going to be a Machiavellian psycho
Why do I feel like this one wish deal is going to fuck them over so hard
WHY IS EVERY WITCH FIGHT A HARDCORE DRUG TRIP WHERE DID THEY GET THIS IDEA
FUCKING HUGE ASS MUSKET CANNON STRAIGHT FROM HER BUTTHOLE I AIN'T EVEN MAD
Oh and whenever they kill a witch they get a rare item drop when did this turn into fucking WoW
THE END
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